British women edish
Please vote for Ariana Grande to win the Oscar for "Best actress in a supporting role" for her role as Glinda in Wicked: For Good
These are my favourite Haribos from the Turkish shop. I had a packet of these and Sound Cubes this afternoon
still don't know what 6 7 means
I enjoy taking photos
vghh the pixel phone hull photography lad...
>>217002639awful music
>>217002612>>217002639mogged
>>217002643Sound Cubes
Hull looks like a complete shithole
>>217002604Legitimately looks like a gmod map.
>>217002647I don't think it means anything, that's the joke.
>>217002659CWLTSHC
>>217002643for me its twin snakes
>taking a picture of farmfoodsreally causing a storm in the art world, annie liebovitz
>>217002647pedo inside joke
Hull is alright
>>217002651the slopbarn
>>217002639Mad how you can just tell this photo was taken in the UK
Atlanta — Canadian police say a member of the public who took an Ontario transit bus for a joyride, with about 10 passengers still onboard, didn’t even leave “a ding.”Police say the man, who drove the articulated bus along its route through the city, also carefully denied entry to a passenger looking to board with an expired bus pass.“It’s comical but at the same time it’s serious. We’re thankful nobody was hurt,” Hamilton police spokesperson Trevor McKenna said, according to CNN affiliate CBC.The joyride took place Tuesday night, after the real bus driver pulled into a terminal and got out to take a break.
>>217002678i hate zoomers
>>217002696not a place for gentlemen huh
>>217002651>farmfoods what kind of farm grows coca cola?shop should be called foods
>>217002651turn on grid and if you have, the levelhaving a level scene will make your pictures much better
>>2170027136 7 is gen alpha
Great, so if you have a large family you could be 20K a year better off in the budget. Wonder who this will benefit then?
>>217002696>underground bogsdiego booking train tickets as we speak
>>217002720Sometimes you've just got to shoot from the hip lad
>>217002680aren't those widely available in the uk anyway?
Any rich inner world man in?
filipino colleague's always got the latest iphone and a nice macbook prothought they were supposed to be poor
jeezy owns half of atlanta
>>217002783>filipinoktihm
>>217002651>>217002651You have all these straight lines that are basically yelling the perspective at you. Try to make the shot completely flush and make the focus something with no straight lines at all (like the cans, that'd probably be perfect).People generally don't like being told how to feel about something and they feel like they're being told how to interpret something. If you take a shot of a set of footsteps leading into the woods then take a picture of the woods with the footsteps in frame.
>>217002762more of a barren wasteland man me
>>217002783it's all klarna nobody's poor any more when it comes to goods you want
i can't bear to upgrade my phone. it seems like such a faff transferring everything, do you not think?
>>217002793?
>>217002812iphone you just log in and it does it automaticallywhats there to "transfer"
>>217002659tats are an instant turn off
>>217002749this is actually a good photonotice how its (practically) level?get the level on
>>217002783most powerful race in the world mate and you'd do well to remember that
>>217002812yeah, putting my 4 contacts in and signing into google, too much hassle
what to people listen to these days? swift and carpenter are shit. Can't believe people like that slop
>>217002799Sometimes you've just got to shoot from the hip lad
>>217002825just apps, settings and photosyeh I guess there are ways to do it but it still seems like a faff
>>217002812I bought a phone months ago and it's still in the box I cannot be arsed at all still no screen protector or case for it either just can't be bothered
>>217002828no those are type a tattoos (good) not type b (fitwyi) or type c (bad)
and i think to myselfwhat a rich inner world
>>217002830it is a good use of thirds, i'll agree with you there
>>217002852its automatic on an iphoneyou do have an iphone... dont you anon?
upgraded to the s25 ultra earlier this monthnice phone
>>217002828red flags are hot
this is england
right that's sandy cheeks giantess futa cock vore
had some water, tummy feeling a bit betterneed a cute kazakh gf to rub it x
when u get a new phone from your old phone saved in google photos?also what do you do with your old phones if they're still in good working order?>>217002853ktim when I buy new phones. or even just new trainers
>>217002812alri depressionlad
erm
>>217002749i like oci like pictures i like my hometown of hull (discussion of it anyway)so naturally im a big fan of these oc pics of hull
>>217002887wonder if anyone's ever posted that sentence on /brit/ before
i fuck arses
kevin hart is so fucking unfunny, how the fuck did this guy get so popular
>>217002911man arse?
>>217002911male?
>>217002874no ive always been android and loyal to the main android brand
>>217002915he was funny back in the day
>The late Queen Elizabeth II was one of Jeffrey Epstein’s "clients", it's been claimed in the newly-released Epstein emails wtf!!
>>217002906Is that actually Hull? And Britoids consider it "grim"? There is no suffering in the UK.
Rorke
>>217002860no they're not, it's human graffiti
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/151697554/#151697808
>>217002895wat
>>217002927oh dear... x
>>217002895sell it on ebay
>>217002911...leeds?
>>217002934fucks sake, thats me
>>217002915he still seems funnier than romesh ranganathan
>>217002812are you a mong you just plug them into each other and it transfers everything
>>217002930she was a bit old for him wasnt she?
>>217002960
>>217002906Noice lad>>217002932
>>217002967just a lot of faff really
>>217002930royalists on suicide watch
also ive got it into my head than my current old which is ancient is perfect for me... fits perfectly in my hand, in my pocket, etc.I see some of these new phones and they're a lot bulkier with with four cameras. i don't think i would prefer carrying one of those around
transferring from android is literally just plugging it in to the other phone and waiting 5 minuteslazy cunts
mad how comedians arent funny, rmyt
Wonder what percentage of women aged 18-25 have tattoos at this point.
nth for the baddiedem
>>217002967do they have to be the same brand to be able to do that? i have a samsung
>>217003009In JewSA I'd put it at ~70%
>>217003009we can guess what percentage of women are thinking about you (0.0%)
>>217003012these tats are boring
pic i took in san diego
sometimes make a post then realise I've definitely made it before, just not got much to say me
>>217002997what do you plug it in with? do new phones come with a special transfer plug?
>>217003024sent that freak into orbit
lip fillers are worse than tattoos
>>217003048charging cable is also a data cable
>>217002915Katt Williams said he sold he arse to rich hollywood jews who used him to get blacks to spend money on their movies and then gave him a light skinned black wife as payment. They did the same with Ludacris too. I believe it.
https://youtu.be/79sXfQsFdyM
>>217003032Nicethere's a different light in the states for some reason
>>217003032>aircraft carrierWe used to have tens of them...
>>217003048plug it up your arse you thick cunt
why would you transfer all your old shite to a new phone?
>>217003012corrr you know I love kait xx
>>217002932>Britoids consider it "grim"?people who've never been there do, and we like it that wayto be fair it has some shocking areas
there's many strongly considering moving to hull - even all the way from cornwall
>>217003087got pictures and videos of my loved ones havent I
my phone is like 6 years old... yes the camera is not great but other than that. it still works perfectly well, i don't see what a newer phone would bring me besides more bulk in my pocket what with the 4 cameras that newer phones have
>>217002847I have absolutely no idea how to feel about this.My right eye feels lonely because the tower on the right is relatively inadequate. There's a tree standing in the middle of the space where the photo is supposed to breathe, a path leading nowhere and a building that's awkwardly smiling and unsure of whether it's supposed to be in the shot.The door to the building is a black void that goes nowhere but it also kind of draws your attention.If you're going to take a picture of something so big from such a close angle then focus in on parts of the building and not the building as a whole. It's extremely symmetrical close up but also isn't on the whole, so I could call it some kind of statement on the natural and manufactured world if you insist on having the tree in the shot.You've handed me a salad with half a whole tomato, a sardine, a boiled egg and a bag of maltesers. Take pictures from your heart but don't just jerk form and perspective at a dartboard and see what happens.
>>217003017maybe idk I do just get the new samsung when the security updates expire
bitch
>>217003103put them on your 'puter
considering moving to plymouth or bristol x
>>217002742baffling post
>>217002630not gonna give her an Oscar for crying when she cries irl every 10 seconds
>>217003087don't trust it just being on google photos. feels kind of... disconnected
>>217003072...yh
>>217003122they are there too
>>217002612British women are active(on twitch)
>>217003125youve been known to shag about the underground loos in soho, diego
>>217003123economically untenable for the single adult incel
>>217002651Love farmfoods me
>>217003024Bizarre comment
where does one get cyanide
I have hundreds of screenshots on my phone that I would like to transfer to a new phoneAlso isn't it weird how all your phone pics get stored in google photos even when you delete them on your phone? It's kind of annoying because google photos keeps a lot of shit you no longer want. I have to manual remove stuff saved on there which takes ages.
LOL
Sometimes you've just got to shoot from the hip lad
>>217003165how so?
>>217003179...like, google photos might have photos stored on it that I deleted from my phone months or years ago
>>217003184
>you've got a subscription to the new statesman, anon? ew!
>>217003092she's well peng x
>>217003187this one has a bit of artifacting because of the low light but its very lovely>>217003179i dont use google photos
Random fact: I support Mercian nationalism
donedon
21st century incel man
what is the best free online cloud storage to store photos?
>>217003242about a half a billion quid's worth of real estate in that photo
>>217003012mogged
>>217003110hello photographywankerwould you care to blog a bit about about this sterile photograph
Um poster more like bum poster
>>217003261sex3f9j439hsoqw4sjdf.onion
>>217003261put my photos on SD cards megot them on the shelfcloud storage is a scam
>>217003184WTH I was recommended a video of his a couple weeks ago, he's was interviewing dudes in American hoods
>>217003261one you host yourself at home on an old dell optiplex
>>217003217goat duo
>>217003110rate this one lad
This just came up on the youtube shorts, doesn't some lad in here like to post himhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/qPQEZrO9DKE
gyaldemfreak is by far one of the worst posters herejust non stop coomer dogshitneeds firing out of a cannon
>>217003304reckon you'll ever lose your virginity lad?
LIVERPOOL
>>217003184dunno who this is but sad face I dont rate this situation
I've been some nice places when I think about it
>>217003281Can you recommend a type of SD card to use to store mainly photos and a few videos? Preferably a cheaper yet reliable option.Also, do you need a backup SD storage in case one stops working? I don't want to loss my data.
>>217003367great wall of china?
>>217003370any sandisk SD cardtheyre cheap enough that you can just put the same thing on multiple cards as a backupkeep one in your house, stick the other up your arse
>>217003367Where's this?
>>217003405its AI mate
/brit/ not /p/>>>/p/>>>/p/>>>/p/
>>217003340lost my virginity in 2008 shagger. how's your sex life?
just inhaled a custard doughnut
>>217003184>>217003364https://youtu.be/V7XYzVXXjcg
>>217003405preston
>>217003398OK and they're the small ones that fit inside a mobile phone and to view your files a laptop you put them inside a slightly bigger card thing?
>>217003449>"I may die in the next few days"
>>217003434corr luv em
>>217003315Me gusta.It obeys tasteful composition but also looks like it kind of just happened.The way to make it look natural is to have components of a professional shot but making the thing you're photographing just kind of being random bullshit.The color theory really works because you have these kind of washed out tones and a splash of color right in your peripheral vision. The sand is beige and beige is essentially a version of white with saturation that compliments the other colors.You can't do anything about the clouds but they happen to convey motion. Motion in one direction generally but not like "look over here".Move it around a bit so the bucket's slightly closer to the 2/3rds rule and make it look like you took the picture sitting on the ground instead of put a camera lying directly on the ground and you have a shot from a Wes Anderson film
I have hundreds of files on old memory sticks. What would be the best way to store the files more securely? Transfer them to a laptop and then onto sandisk sd cards?
>>217003367i take back the leibovitz commentyou have some good photographs
>>217003462im talking about these onesi transfer the photos to my computer first and then put it on a SD card
>>217003490
>>217003370get a kingston, sandisk have burnt me too many times
>>217003490Why aren't memory sticks secure? Also you could just get a big one terabyte hard disk
>>217003488>Move it around a bit so the bucket's slightly closer to the 2/3rds ruleis this not a memedo photography enthusiasts not look at a composition that sticks to the rule of thirds and roll their eyes
I'll be killing myself as soon as I manage to source some cyanide
>>217003514you should be backing up to multiple places regardless of card manufacturerat least three places>t. it nerd
the indigenous biomass
a few times ive been the only white in social settings, and they've made little harmless jokes about my whiteness. is this a sign of things to come as whites become a minority?
>>217003531oh grow up
>>217003490external hard drive
Can't believe I didn't even get a handjobwhat a piss take
>>217003490google cloud iphone cloud bigger memory sticks
>>217003531Is cyanide painless? Asking for a friend
>>217003533she is geniunely a stupid bitch
>>217003533the ban is kind of foolish
>>217003542me when the optician is giving me the eyes
dying in stoic silence
store all my photos in hard copy
>>217003554Doubt it but it's probably popular for a reason right
>>217003574not though are ya
>>217003491Hazara are turko-mongols albeit
>>217003554mousegpt 4.0 now loading....
>>217003533>yeah so just line them all up on the table and take a picture for us and we'll use that one on the article
>>217003511>>217003514>>217003532thank you. I shall do this>>217003540are external hard drives worth it ie are they better than sd cards? can you access the files from a chromebook? i hardly use my windows laptop
https://youtu.be/_HylX8mP9RwMORE CHANGES TO THE TEST HOW WILL I PASS
>>217003597this is heathermong's area of expertise
>>217003471you're indian
>>217003516I've heard that memory sticks are less secure forms of storage. That they corrupt more easily. I don't know if there's any truth to that
>>217003542FONT
>Move it around a bit so the bucket's slightly closer how am i meant to move a bin fixed to the ground
>>21700359440 years and I'll be dead, then you'll be sorry
>>217003533why not just.... buy the oil seperately
cars and driving are an utter waste of time and a financial trap
>>217003595They had control of Korea though why don't they show the successor state to that even though it wasn't mongol run or whatever
worrying about bit rot. what if my bits go all rotten
where’s gorpheus?
>>217003667make new bits in different places
>>217003667you need to worry about rotational velocidensity
I SEE A POST MORE THAN 3 TIMES IT GOES IN THE FILTER
>>217003640they're the same technology as sd cardsthe best way to archive data as a consumer is CDsor just use cloud storage
>>217003647>>Move it around a bit so the bucket's slightly closer being told to geolocate our s3 bucket from us-east-1 to eu-west-1
>>217003405Carcassonne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQwj2RhINPc
>>217003690psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est
nobody tell me today's scores, i want to watch motd
>>217003712um move the man closer to the camera for the 2/3 fibonacci framing
>>217003370DVD-R is a good option for cheap, long term storage. Burn two copies and keep them somewhere cool and dark and they'll last for decades.
>>217003742i'll fibbo your nacci lad
>>217003529naw it's a thing that's almost impossible to get around based on how far apart your eyes are. It's adjacent to the golden ratio. It shows up in movies and designing logos and almost everything that you're meant to look at.It's possible to make it look obnoxious by making it look like you just learned what this is.
>>217003609more reliable than sd cards, they have a much longer lifespan
Apple seeds and cherry seeds seem like the way to go
>>2170037390-0, 3-0, 1-2, 1-5, 1-2, 1-1
>>217003764they're no good for storing photos
scheduling a poo
Today marks 35 days since I watched porn. Pretty proud of that. 28 days since I stopped masturbating, only relapsed once and instantly got angry with myself.I also seem to have stopped waking up in the night as I did in the first weeks of NoFap. One concern is that I'm not getting erections at night now like I was a few weeks ago.I think my experience with the Russian escort derailed me a bit and emotionally upset me. Now that she is ignoring me I don't have any affection towards her.I do feel I can get aroused more easily now. Hopefully the next escort I see on the 30th will be the right one.
>>217003749>>217003691I don't know how to burn cds
I changed my style in a way that was lovely <3
>>217003791Can I come see an escort with you? Not the same on obviously, but enter the brothel at the same time. I want to try it but I'm nervous
>>217003791on day 22 of no porn, aiming for 2 months
>>217003802just use cloud storage if you don't want to think about it
UmbunnyMore like CUMbunny amirite
that reminds me i still need to update lineage on my phone
>>217003802just use a CD burner
>>217003791you tried getting a clue?
I spun
>>217003839I have pcloud but I wasn't impressed by the layout and design and when I tried to upload a bunch of files it didn't work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t8zBpTmIxoyamato uncs on a madness
>>217003843thats the implication surely
>>217003859
on the roulette
>>217003849not on the graphene?
>>217003850I don't have a laptop with windows I have a shitty chromebook only
>>217003833Brothels are illegal lad.Just use AdultWork.>>217003834Nice one lad.I'm hopefully done with porn for good. Even if I go back to masturbating at some point.
>>217003859>>217003877what the fuck does this mean
>>217003893what the hell is a chromebook
>>217003791Did the join the uk punting forum? Ive browsed it a few times and a lot of them mention a lot of escorting scams out there, like fake photos or maybe issues with pimps?
I want to marry her
>>217003920if you were in the umbunny gc more often, you'd know.
>>217003712>>217003712This lad has some very good composition. You know what to look at before you even think about it. There are 20 other things to look at but they all compliment the flow and point in the same general direction without looking like you tried extremely hard to making everything exactly where it should be.It's probably helped by the fact that this is designed for that specific purpose. If you're gonna be walking down this alley then a sign that wants your attention is going to be directly in front of you and there probably won't be something obstructive directly in the middle of the path. Even the drain is meant to carry water away and be underfoot where it is out of sight, you see.
>>217003920I've been mindraped by this all dayit's insane
>>217003921I don't know myself. But I don't think you can use them to burn CDs. Might be wrongI have no tech knowledge. I just check emails and browse the internet
>>217003949i imagine bladee and ecco type like this
>>217003956>I have no tech knowledgeare you 2 years old or something
any good posts?
>>217003971Saw a decent one a few years ago
water down your orange juicemakes it last twice as long!
twilly quiche outside scotiabanktwillyquichsoutsidecscotiabank
>>217003965We’re not all nerdy incels mate
me @ beach 2day
Any other saddos with no hobbies listen to LBC radio? I've been listening to it for probably 18 years since before it became a national radio station
im back from the pub.you incel freaks have fun doing fuck all by yourself all day and evening>
>240 kcal per doughnut>Adults need around 2000 kcal a daytesco what are you implying herethere are 5 doughnuts in the bag
>>217003994Nah I listen to talksport because am not a virgin like aha
>>217003991Adult baby man
>>217003987just get a macbook like a normie if you are so afraid of technology
>>217004012fair playi listen to lbc and radio 4 lmao
>>217004002guaranteed you sat in the corner with your fellow incel mates watching on at all the shaggers and girls
Going sleep soon team as got toil tomorrow. Not good for the mental health at all
i love you
thicc more like
>>217004020Can I burn cds on one?
>>217004030we all have gfs actually mate. you dont?
>>217004035poor man's heather green
>>217004028cant listen to radio 4 anymorestopped listening after brexit it riles me up world service is ok
this is exactly what happens to me in nzhttps://youtube.com/shorts/0HCmiz7bhVU?si=3JrQuGVu2a64zq_x
bumming a cd
>>217004002Yes thanks!
>>217004046no because what can be gayer than needing a gf
>>217003930Nah, for one you have to pay, and secondly they mostly seem like lecherous middle aged men. I don't want to be a "punter".I just want a nice escort I can spend a few sessions with. My current plan for the next one.>go clean shaven, should make kissing easier>shave my pubes as short as possible>wear nice clothes and shoes>cut nails, pluck any nose hair, trim body hair, thoroughly shower, brush teeth, use mouthwash etc>tell her the day before that I'm inexperienced and nervous, ask to take it slow>be polite and respectful, obviously>ask her to guide things >maybe tell her I'm a virgin aside from oral, not sure on this point >potentially ask about multiple sessions to build up confidence over time, she specialises in GFE stuff so hopefully she'll be ok with it>leave on time, say thanks, send a nice message afterwards
>>217004042yes i have an external bluray burner which i plug in to burn discs
>>217003666Tributaries aren't included, if they were then the Golden Horde would rule over Russia
this pluribus show is a bit shiteit better start getting good soon or else im going to drop it i think
>>217004059is the world service the one with all the esl presenters?
>>217004087How the hell do you work that though
just bought a slow cooker...
>>217004082pathetic incel cope. have fun spending your entire life alone in your smelly childhood bedroom LOL
>>217004101no its the one they broadcast around the worldreminds me of the empire
>>217004083how big is the willard?
>>217004087would this work with chromebooks
>>217004042why do you need to burn cds what year is this
>>217003791>28 days since I stopped masturbating, only relapsed oncethen it's not 28 days then is it
>>217004106plug the cable into the computer then you put the CD in and then you drag the files on to the CD and then they get on there and you can take the CD out and put it back in and then the files are still there on the CD because theyre burned on>>217004131what the hell is a chrome book
>>217004087when you open a burned cd with files on it, does it present the same way as if you were opening a memory or sdcard?
youtube coming in clutch with the classic rock tonight while i steamtoilBOC - don't fear the reaperwhat a classic
>>217002612does she have a bf
>>217003965>>217003956meh it's not his fault, computers are a completely different beast compared to a decade ago. Some people don't even bother with laptops and just do everything on mobile which is fine if it works for you.Anyway mate you're best option is to find someone with a laptop or computer which also has an optical disc drive and ask them nicely if you could use their device to back up your photos/videos. They'll probably be able to help you. Just insert the blank DVD and Windows will automatically open a new file browser window where you drag your files into. Once you're done just look to the sidebar to the left and there should be an option to 'burn files to DVD'. Just click that and it shouldn't take more than a few minutes. Also buy blank DVD's from an established brand. https://www.currys.co.uk/products/hp-16x-speed-dvdr-blank-dvds-pack-of-50-10246300.html
AY COME HEREWHY YOU RUNNINGWHY THE FUCK YOU RUNNING BLUDAY COME HERE
>shaving your pubes for an escort
>>217002613Migrate when ready
>>217004153...yhexcept the CD spins around so you can hear it but an SD card is silent
>>217004161thanks a lot mate
don't understand how everyone isn't constantly miserable
>>2170041256 incherI've had a problem keeping an erection without stimulation which is why I'm giving up porn>>217004145I decided not to reset the counter.The way I see it I've only masturbated once in 28 days. My goal now is to get to 2026 without masturbating.
>>217003533Irish diaspora
>>217004225You can try going for a walk and taking pictures. Form a connection with the world around you and do it your way.I talk like there is a right and objective way to take a picture but in reality the goal is to learn a framework and then find yourself in a position where composition naturally presents itself like something that just shows up.
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