DUDE>>216999365
made some #cheddacheese
>tranime>dudeweed>skitzoslopDOA
gooning to twitch streamers
You have more sex dreams when you sleep on your back
Ive learned from anonymous people on this board that russia is 0% whiteGood to know
>>217005045I always sleep on my side maybe that's why I don't have sexo dreams much
It is 3:24 PM.
Dryhumping with my /cum/bros <3
>>217005053>slavs>white
>>217005098Yes ive also learned that only people from one specific place in Germany are white The anthropologists on /int/ have taught me a great deal
making hashbrowns, eggs, and french toast
>>217005157I wish you would make that for me huzz
>>217005045>have sex dream>immediately toss dream foid off of me and yeet myself out of bed because I knew it wasn’t realHaven’t had one since
How do I maximize the odds of getting hit by a drunk driver
>>217005317drive on new years
>>217005317live near the bar in a college town
all day erry dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ijef2IojC0
Girl working at Domino's had handprints in flour on her ass and gave me a dirty look for noticing
>>217005355Whole gang full of drug addicts (ooh, chyeah)Take a lot of shit, forgot what happened (forgot what happened)I ain't gon' lie, I got a habit (ooh, I got a habit)Swear to God, you can't be on my status (I swear to God!)Start the day off with a pint (yeah, brr-brr!)I'ma show you how to live life (yeah, ooh!)Take a lot of drugs, don't think twice (wow)I do this every day and all night (ooh, ooh!)
Some time ago, I messed up.I was called in to Staff Sergeant (unnamed)'s office for discipline.I attempted to pull out the bullshitting words.He sighed. And said don't you realize its not about what you say, it's about what you do?Staff Sergeant (unnamed) was an older man. Apparently he was nearing retirement. It didn't stick with me immediately but I realized, gradually, what he meant.
>>217005045You're more likely to get sleep paralysis on your back thoughever
>>217005383Like this?
We actually are all gay lol
>>217005424no ur gay lol
>>217005424Not me
>>217005416Yeah but it was on both cheeks and smeared like she tried to wipe them off
>>217005438
>>217005438imagine ur one of the girls who's relegated to being on the balcony like a LOSER
I am so ugly and beautiful at the same time. It's like that meme of the convict who was simulatenously ugly and beautiful and feminine and masculine.
>>217005395>chuds won>which is coolThings niggas say 1200 days before President Newsom makes all your posts on 4chan public with your real name and builds a massive database of ch*ds who are fit only for working in plumbing
*Simultaneously
>>217005476lmao RETARD
>>217005472>and feminine and masculine.This was me in my twink phase. Girls LOVED it I could have been Chad9000 if it weren't for my tism.
Millions of blone hair blue eyed 18 year old girls are getting blacked right this second
>Street: JAPAN :ooo
>>217005472at least youre half right
>>217005434Haha yeah :)>>217005438Whoa
back from costco
>>217005602did you get me a slice of pizza
>>217005602*kisses you*
>>217005602What did you buy?
>>217005559I say this and think this and wish badly that I lived here
>>217005627>>217005634i got lasagna, wine and milk
Had fun in the woods today
>>217005645garfield aah nigga
>>217004968Literally me while eating kalamata olives. Can't stop eating them, bros.
>>217005665"foreign man: b" should be fucking MURDERED for being a fagtard
Sex.With women.Sleep with women.Morning breath kisses with women
Can't have nunna dis word to the OGs they didn't die for this, bring back the shiesty and Nike tech fuckin dusty ahh uncle toms bet they still sniffin up yerks who they think they foolin this is unacceptable
>Morning breath kisses
>>217005394Thank you for your service!
Guys I'm 30 and want to try weed what should I get at the head shop
>>217005736order an oz of grandpa's nutsackthe look on the budtender's face will be priceless
>>217005736100mg edible should get you a nice mild buzz for your first time
I'm 31 years old and live with my parents. I haven't had a true friend since I was 11 years old. I'm 5'5, bald, and ugly. I don't leave the house. I've never had a girlfriend, and will never have a wife. I've been a NEET for almost 8 years, doing surveys online to make $10 a day as my main income. My own family hates me and has made that apparent. I've had female employees talk to my managers to get me fired because I'm an ugly autistic sperg who doesn't know how to talk to others. I'm covered in body hair from head to toe. I have more hair on my stomach than the top of my head. I am not artistically inclined and have no outlets to express myself. Every day I wake up and am angry that I have woken up and haven't died in my sleep. I hate where I live and I hate having bouts of inspiration where I think I'll finally be able to make something of myself when that ship has sailed.
>>2170057367oh
>>217005754start gambling and smoking meth
>>217005783
>>217005783immediately got bingo going from left to right on top row lul too easy
kek weeb just got turned pack
>>217005783This is considered a ''''blog'''post
I’m always with my family on my birthday and news years, and they threw ke birthday parties in the past
Do you ever find it weird that there are like 9 million shows about being a first responder?
like 20+ hours of doing this shit non stop and its not even half of what i need
>>217005902stop reposting /cfb/ posts here
>>217005902Not really, it's like the only thing in modern society where there are contingencies literally all the time
honestly this just makes me feel like I fumbled the ball worse than normal
>>217005937literally nobody asked
>>217005901I can cross every box in this lmfaoBeen here since 07
>mossad bingokek goyim fell for it again
M*A*S*H debuted 20 years after the end of the Korean war. If we're to keep to the same timetable, and consider the Iraq war to have ended in 2011, we would expect a sardonic, relatable comedy that only periodically does a Very Special Episode to remind us that war is Bad Actually sometime in 2031.
>>217005986SUICIDE IS PAINLESS IT BRINGS ON MANY CHANGESAND I CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE ITif I pleeeeease
>>217005986Did you know it's still the highest rated TV show
Nobody cares about your problems
I want to quit my job and be a full time fitness influencer
6 7
Should we play a volleyball game then kiss?
how is it possible in this entire thread there is not one interesting posthey cankek do a handstand
After I finish paying off my house my fixed costs will be literally $500 a month and I can drop out of the corporate rat race and this is the ONLY reason I'm not killing myself
eating patte
>>217006125
Watching thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB07we8cKow
Women cover their face with make-up made from baby foreskin
Just had cilantro for the first time and I don't care for it
>>217006176>all california is brown>such a cloudy day>i saw this latinx>working at mcdonalds>ohhhh all calfironia is brown
>>217006193It was crazy when it really sank in that they paint their faces and do not appear in public without paint on their face, you're introduced to that shortly after being born but the implication of it doesn't really hit until you really think about it as an adult
currently watching
>>217006206that doesnt rhyme
The Epstein ballroom
>>2170062060/10
If you're not using bb cream or foundation it's over for you in 2025
niggas truly be fr
I deserve this
>>217006269>foundation I ain't no woman!
>>217006278Most overrated celebrity in the history of celebrities
>>217006278The vast and unrelenting Reddit psyop to claim that this bird was literally the most attractive woman in the world remains the most baffling part of the 2010s
>>217006300she captured the hearts (and loins) of a generation
>>217006269>bbc formulawhat is this black magicso if you put it on your face you give off a scent so you can be tracked down by a massive black cock?
>>217006326She was cute but she’s hit the wall HARD
>>217006343>She was cuteHardlySolid 6/10 at her peak
>>217006278dont post my wife>>217006300gay
>>217006278why her tits so small
>>217006329least brainrotted 4cuck user
>>217006354gay
>>217006372I just don't like her face idk why
that californian dreamin song could only have been written by a non californian never met a californian with that sort of romanticism never theyd produce something like this >>217006206
>>217006386dont look up where Brian wilson was born
>>217006386Millions and millions of peoole actually enjoy living in California, believe it or not
>>217006386well it was created back when cali WASN'T a shithole
As a white nationalist, I think we're too harsh on Israel.
>>217006398i dont believe it
>>217006385because youre gay
Every single jason post got deleted in the last thread
>>217006421It's over
>>217005317Jaywalk near a university campus just after sunset. This is best shortly after the fall time change before prople have become accustomed to the earlier sunset. TWO pedestrians were hit on/near my local campus last week. Clear weather, dry roads.
>>217006421good, hope that faggot finally got rangebanned
why didnt she get an uber?
>>217006434It doesn't matter it's extremely easy to bypass 4chan bans
Something wrongI hole my headJason goneOur nigga dead
>>217006392>1942 bethlehemfucking keeekkki knew it
>>217006443Im on a shared isp with a static ip...
>>217006097YES
>>217006453inglewood isnt bethlehem
What's the average height of /cum/ (excluding mexico)
I took one 10 mg edible. Should be a very chill time.
>>217006490look at the wikipedia edit history then look at who his parents arejews like to hide their tracks
In season 2 episode 5 of Seinfeld, Jerry gets Elaine an apartment in the upper East side of Manhattan for $400 per monthAdjusted for inflation, that would be about $950 per month.How much do you pay for rent or for your mortgage?
>>217006499why? because they'd be a negative offset? haha. well i'm no one to talk, 5'9
>>217006520900 + utilities and internet
this khhv is literally me
>>2170065201700
>>217006520$900 including all utilities
>>217006520$750 for a shitty room with shared bathroom
>>217006520i live with my parents so $0
>>217006531Where is your house?Do you live alone?What hours of the day do you normally leave your house?Do you own a dog?
>>217006558You trying to rape him or smthn
>>217006558piss off, glowie
she looks like gillian jacobs
I wanna make southern biscuits
>>217006571Why don't you watch actually good movies
>>217006571but not as pretty
>>217006571>gaijin jacobswhat that
>>217006588like?
According to Google Gemini, the average rent for a 1 bedroom in the upper East side is $4190 per month
>>217006520$700
>>217006586make me some too, and some GRAVY mmm yum
>>217006600Her
>>217006595i dont like her blonde hair
Jarvis pull up the names of the worst landlords in New York
>>217006588Why don't you get some bitches
>>217006625Gillian is defined by her blonde hair though...
>>217006586Do they not have Pillsbury Grands in Canada?
>>217006624i watched that many years ago
>>217006652That's cheating
>>217006652those are disgusting
>>217006646Don't do that!That's antiseptic o algo.
>>217006659It made me cry
niggas be like"these biscuits too spicy"
she is teaching him how to date>>217006649yes but i dont like blonde
>>217006682you are disgusting
>>217006358small tiddy disease
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AG-p856wj4
>>217006715is this what the bbc cream does to a mutha fucka
>>217006706>yes but i dont like blondehave you considered NOT being a faggot?
>deposit $20>win $600>withdraw $500>$100 in the vault for 5 more days of gamblingI'm going to become a millionaire doing thisdon't understand why more people don't
>>217006738im not gay
>>217006682In all honesty, it's close enough to the type they serve at Waffle House.
>>217006739i put 60 dollars in a penny stock cause i was just curious what would happen and they stock has lost 50% of its value
>>217006758you are gay
>>217006706I need a woman to teach me how to date, and then I need a man to critique what she says so I get the full scope of dating advice
this website is geriatric, it thinks things it was talking about 10 years ago are still edgy
>>217006779Post something new then
>>217006777dat nigga GAY + CHECKED
Civ VI just came out, I’ll get to it eventually.
>>217006778tip #1 dont be a cankuck wamen dont respect that#2 have a BBC wamen cant resist a good BBC
>>217006790Why would I post something new here when there are better websites that have far greater reach and I could get paid for it
>>217006791>bacon dreamcatcher
she's dressing him just like lorelai did
>>217006816you ain't getting paid for shit plus you can't answer the question because you're retarded
>>217006824>lorelaiAre you watching GG?
My name is Victor Newman
>>217006833cope nigga anybody with 500 followers on twitter is getting paid
>>217006739>tfw my buddy only wants to paly blackjack
>>217006762I bought like $300 worth of $gme stock when that shit was going on and it peaked at like $1800I held it and up selling at like $200
>>217006844post your "earnings" right NOW or liar
I post here because I value the perceived anonymity.
>>217006816Post something new then
>>217006856kek retard
>>217006851WOAH BIG
>>217006842there's an episode where lorelai buys stuff for rachel and because there was a huge discount in the store, she brought new clothes for luke as well and started dressing him
>>2170067792015 was still terrible. Do you want to go back to the 60's with me?
4chan hasn't produced any new culture in the past 6 years. Anything it has actually "produced" are just wojak derivatives which come from sharty
Most gamblers quit before they hit big.
this is true anthem of commieforniahttps://youtu.be/TwJlKw56l30?si=UJizDlmCeqUvwKoG
>>217006907We were in those e-cigarette commercials
>>217006907It's kind of a crisis but I don't know what you can do when internet culture just isn't image driven or text driven. Reddit has subtly pivoted to mostly short videos in people's algoslop which is how the vast majority of people engage with the site. People meaningfully reading or even viewing images are outnumbered by people watching successive short videos 10 to 1. The way you're using the internet right now is objectively weird4chan culture was also the culture of retro video gaming which is dead as well as anime which has totally eclipsed subculture to become culture
>>217006952why did the csis sabotage california so badly???
>>217006968or however the cock is mongled
>you have beautiful eyesi never understood this compliment. how can eyes be beautiful?
>>217006979?
>>217006952I like this image; it has a positive message.Did I use that semi-colon correctly?
>>217006993some eyes are beautiful and some aren't
>>217006993You auts8m
>>217006997no.shoulda use a comma, stoop ass nigga fr
>>217006993https://looksmax.org/threads/eye-area-glossary.139483/
>>217006913This is the type of thing my dad would like and he's been dead for 10 years. Is this the original new culture you speak of?
>>217006993you just have to see them to know
Should I break my sober streak?
There is only dance music in times of war
have done some soul searching and concluded that it's time to get back on the adderall dragon
>>217007038>looksmax.org Lmao
>>217007037fuck
>>217007011>>217007012>>217007044>>217007038eyes reminds me of a perfect blackbody
>>217007065stay a virgin, it's your life
>>217007053Should you? No.If you’re asking this question then you have probably already decided what you will do.
i am so lonely oh my god
she's drinking wine. i hope she got to his home by uber. oh and he likes casablanca just like the gilmore girls
>>217007110I don't want to drink but it's so boring
Every single time I drank I never felt anything and I've tried some hard ass drinks. I'm not morbidly obese or anything and this has always been true it's not induced by frequent alcohol abuse because I rarely drink it.I just don't get why I can't *get* alcohol.
>>217007053How many days do you have?
they kissed but not it is not his dating coach
>>217007181How about you drink excatly one beer and stop after?
>>2170071906 months>>217007236Nah that's lame
>>217007181watch porn
>feels greatyes, it's your hormones
>>217006762At some point one of your penny stocks will moon 500%. You will then put a lot more money in to some other thing. Then you lose your shirt and pants.
The thing I dislike about alcohol is that it has so many calories.Most other drugs won't make you fat if you take too much.
A 500% gain on $60 is only $300.
>>217007181If you busy yourself then the urges will pass. The more you ruminate the more you rationalize how drinking is actually ok because [bs reason].
>>217007246If you can make it more than a month, don't do it. It's not worth relapsing.
kek she's jealous
>>217007189I low key don’t believe you. Is it even possible for alcohol to remain inert after consumption?
lol
>>217007273every feeling is a chemical reaction in your brain thobeit
if he kisses her, then he clearly has a thing for herp.s. he does
How about you break your sober streak and drink a sixback in the parking lot of the liquor store?Maybe you could go to the casino and play a bit of blackjack afterwards.
my Mexican uncle
>>217007402What? You're a chicanxcel?
>>217007402have you seen any deer?
Something has permanently changed about my neurology where drinking one beer puts me in an unreal dream state that makes me obsessively post online. I'm like 90% confident the routine of going to school and just going through the motions of sitting quietly in class for long periods of relatively low stimulation was keeping me safe from whatever is happening to my body
>>217006968>retro video gaming/v/ has always been very current for as long as I remember, big releases still take over half the board and since they're mainly PC users they're constantly looking for something that matches up to all the genius console classics.
>>217007334I don't know if it's a medical condition but I didn't get any feeling from drinking wine, beers, vodka or whiskey. I drink whenever I go to the club just to be a part of it and I was still my usual high-strung self the entire time, not even feeling any so-called "buzz" or warmth besides the usual warmth of the sweaty ass humid club. I remembered every single detail so I never blacked out either. I don't know why this is happening and I wish I had answers.
>>217007410my grandpa on my dad's side moved there from Spain
lmao, is she going to suggest practicing on her?
TOP KEK
>>217007476thumbnail looks like a centaur
she wants him to 'practice' more. absolute state
>>217007420no, I've never seen them, but the guy who owns the restaurant that I took this pic from has seen them in the grass to the right
aint none of yall bitch niggas would disrespec me irl
>>217007523>no, I've never seen themyour backyard, dummy. have you seen them yet?
Free Jason!He didn't do anything wrong.
>>217007544This but unironically.
Fink I'm going to stop making protein shakes. They just make me fat
>>217007540there is a wall around my backyard
>>217007565youre supposed to work out after drinking them, lardass
>>217007594your yard in Michigan where you are currently at
first THREE words you see will define your year in 2026:
>>217007618No, I forgot that it's time to start feeding them, rifle season has already startedI need to get them on my side of the river soon
217007637>crabs>butter>vodka
might order some slop tomorrow
>>217007637>wine>friend>marriagecan't wait to see what this means.
I'm a Rockefeller type
>>217007645okay do that and post pictures otherwise my christmas will be incomplete
>>217007651u finna be a fatty
>>217007637>chipotle boobs marriageI wanted money
>>217007671thank god, I've been underweight all my life
I’m fucking retard government sexual chinese
>>217007637>pussy>penis>carlaumm...reply hazy I guess?? unless I put MY penis IN carla? iunno
they're dancing now
>>217007664I'll get food for them Monday, I didn't realize I forgot until I saw some wandering around my yard yesterday
what the heck
>>217007637>marriage>abs>grind
>>217007596Wait you're supposed to drink it before you work out? I thought it was after
uhhhhhhhhhh what is this
>>217007713congrats on the marriage, you should do that anyone with a kid on the way you know
>>217007700if you dont do that, im going to travel to Michigan and kick yo ass
>>217007739Not him, but whatever.
>>217007749oh well FUCK you then
Want to become a tattoo artist but I don’t want to get any tattoosAnd nobody trusts a non-tattooed tattoo artist to tattoo their tattoos
>>217007637wine boyfriend penis...uhhh NO THANKX
>>217007637Vodka, boobs, homosex
>>217007710>>217007735>normalfaggots are finally realizing what "crazy conspiracy theorists" have been warning about for decades
Doing some heroin In homeless btw
>>217007779straightest canadian
I don't believe people are homeless on 4chan. Like why would posting here be on your hierarchy of needs?
>>217007786Not very Rockefeller-like from you.
>>217007776he ain't askin' friendo
Gonna watch fight club
>>217007815he's a wine drinker so I could beat the shit outta him
I would fight and kill Ben Shapiro in a cage match if I was told I'd die if I didn't kill him
>>217007860Would you fight me?
>>217007803The biggest lolcow of /deutsch/ was homeless for a short time while he struggled with meth addiction. He lived in a shelter, though.
>>217007860cool it with the antisemitic remarks pal(smiled because Firefox no longer underlines "antisemitic" as spelled wrong - it used to insist you capitalize "semitic")
>>217007866No more brother wars
Most Jews can't fight very well.Little Bennie would be an easy match.
>>217007869in omarland they give the bums a penthouse and fentanyl to shoot up their veins without asking them to look for a job
>>217007852he'll be twice as tough though. he already knows how to fall, and he'll keep forgetting you were the one who just jaw-jack'd him, so you're up against an invincible alzheimers zombie until he pees his pants and passes out.
his dating is breaking up with him
if girlberg realized my mood is entirely dependent on her replying to me she would probably do it quicker
Why does Playstation makes such pozzed games nowadays
>>217007905she's just stringing you along until she knows where she stands with Chad
tired of all the anti semitism
>>217007907>Why does Gaystation makes such pozzed games
Bf told the lady at the mexican food truck to make sure she used the medium hot salsa on mine not the regular hot....
hierarchy of sneeds haha
>>217007918i don’t care anymore
>>217007940why aren't you having the actual spicy salsa are you gay or something?
>>217007951Make the new thread>>217007940Faggot
>>217007900Addicts can get a similar treatment in my country.They mostly handout methadone but hardcore addcits can get a prescriotion of heroin.
>>217007786stop doing heroinboomthe next advice will cost you but this one was for free
>>217007965he said 'bf' you dumbass
is arc raiders fun if i play solo
>>217007933This but unironically.It's the only thing you ever hear about on this site anymore and 4cucks are still convinced it's some deeply underground or edgy thing that nobody knows about when in reality JQ memes get millions of likes on Instagram and Tiktok. My normalfag younger brother started ranting about jews the other day.Of course 4chan insists only members in the SEKRIT CLUB know about jews and they're so much more enlightened than everyone else
>>217007970Why don't you make the new threads anymore?
>>217007977whaaaaaaaaaaat's that got to do with whether he's a fag or not
>>217007940Because he didn't want diarrhea on his dick?
More like fart raiders LOL
new >>217007990>>217007990>>217007990
he finally got together with the coach and now they're dancing in front of the entire club
>>217007992he's gay and therefore he is a faggot, just like you