zesty edish
>>217015161quare
>>217015161first gay bond
*trips over aussie nonce on his way to the new*
38 quid a bottle? i'll stick with zubrowka if it's all the same mate
>>217015050takes me days to feel right again
>>217015161me entering /brit/
tripped right into stepsister's arse
I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMY MOOD YEAH
I'll put tha chrome to ya dome
another of your dads have a coughing session in the mornings?
>>217015212squeeze it nigel
>>217015234finna buss
>>217015231no but grandad would hack his guts up every morning, smoked a pipe his whole life you seenever actually died from lung/throat cancer though, was the pneumonia that got him
>>217015231My dad is an energy vampire that constantly makes as much noise as possible. One of his favorite things to do is go around violently clearing his throat as if he’s just getting over an illness. He just goes around going hhhREHHHHHHHH at random
going to release something foul in the bog shortly
>>217015248nanna single?
sleep is not getting any better reckon it's time to pack in the old drinking career and find something else to live for maybe ill start travelling or become a weedmong or a sexpervert
>>217015260Hope it's a miscarried foetus and that's how you dicover that you're intersex
i'm a rebel with a kickstand
literally cannot stop farting. released enough gas this weekend to heat my house for a year
im lowkey a big shmungusaur
>>217015292>moid humor
remembering some early 2010s forgotten hits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O1_3zBUKM8
lemme try one of them bajels
it's a shame michelle trachtenberg died, she was fit
elon can be alright sometimes
shove a tank shell up my arse and hit the primer with a hammer
having a gay orgasm
>>217015327becoming fat and addicted to ketamine is the most relatable thing he's ever done
>>217015210I'm literally from Wisconsin brah. I'm just not as attracted to girls with that accent, it just reminds me of the masculine women we have here I guess.
neoliberal bull logging in
mad how shit rhcp are
ever notice how servile indians are?back in the day they worshipped the englishman, now they worship the jews
>>217015327
>>217015360betrayal
unfortunately a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbLkXhGEmo
>>217015360this one still takes the prize
>>217015352I used to be in that subreddit too
>>217015327>>217015360It’s so weird how people will devote their lives to pretending to be something else online. The average person is so retarded and mentally ill
What does /brit/ think of attractive chav girls
>>217015377i'm convinced they're getting paid
>>217015372You do know that was a meme, right. Please say yes
>>217015377vtubers especially
>>217015351rlm and alcoholism
>>217015372>joins twitter>changes username 16 times within a monthwhat are they playing at?
>>217015405you've done it now. prepare to be attacked by rabid anime nonces
do you monkeys really not know about vpns?
CANIGETAHOYAINANOPENWINDOW
Is it a stupid idea of me to go to university at 28?I feel like I'm forever gonna be stuck at ~£30k jobs unless a get a degree that'd land me a job in a niche, higher-paying role I've got quite a bit of savings working these past 10 years, so I have some sort of safety net
Big English breakfast down the hatch
>>217015398they are you get payed for engagement on twitter, people make it their literal job being as divisive as possible on there and its genuinely fucking up the social fabric of our world
>>217015464ah i knew that twitter pays people but i didn't realise it's for engagement. suddenly all those ragebait accounts make sense
>>217015431shut up man
when do you put your christmas tree up?
>>217015431VPNs show a shield icon, genius
>>217015496whenever i can be arsed
>>217015483if you're from a shithole the money you earn from doing that carries you further than real jobs especially if you run an engagement farm
>>217015459
>>217015496first advent sunday
What does /brit/ think of racism? I think it has no place in our great country
>>217015398Well, you do get paid for posting on TwitterSo it makes sense for people in third-world countries to make engagement-farming accounts. Accounts (plural) being the key word here. So you probably have tens of accounts for one person, and then thousands of third-worlders doing this. And everything is fucked as a resultI'm pretty sure I remember reading that third-worlders can make more money trading in Runescape than they can working real jobs, for some context
>>217015483yea its not good
>>217015405By the grace of God I don’t even know what that is :)
>>217015415Yes indeed thank you for noticing our state
>>217015496family hasn't done one of those since the dog pissed on it and ruined all the presents. dad usually nails some christmas ornaments into the wall
>>217015161Black Bond changed rorke
mumberg must have assumed the oven was left on overnight because she turned it off while I was cooking something. went to have a look after an hour of cooking to find it had not cooked at all in fact. fucking fuming
i'm the british rocco siffredi
>cat content account that i was 99% sure was already indian (us flag in the bio lol)>it's indian
>>217015503never used twitter in my life, and suspect i never will
>>217015536that's pretty fucking scary. a bunch of third worlders just faking to be westerners and making our lives shittier
nth for the gyaldem
>>217015579would kill to get my knob betwixt her bosom
thinking about that tine i rested my head on his shouldersthen he topped himself exhaust fumes
there was a disabled bloke in the gym - on a zimmer frame like thingfair play to him
>>217015579would kill to be her
>>217015496After Thanksgiving
>>217015556In reality you forgot it was on because you’re addicted to the screen and her shutting it off saved your lives
>>217015585yjk
Plans for today then lads?
>>217015628mentally ill bloke
>we need more productivity so let's tax people more so they have less money to spend Sir Rachel Reeves
>>217015405Vtubers go into the streaming on the premise of playing a character, it's not the same as an Indian larping as rorke for chud engagement
>>217015636pop into town, hopefully get a haircut, incel stroll about, have a few incel solo drinks, then I have to clean the flat later and cook my dinners for the week x
need an asian gf so bad
>>217015646>We need more money but instead of taxing corporations that earn billions let's tax the middle class.Genius!
>>217015636Recover from boozerape
>>217015660still mental illness
>>217015636went out for a walk in the snow and i'm going to do it again later
why was mandelson getting with epsteinthought he were a quare
>>217015646>should we also disincentivise being a layabout dosser pretending to be ill?>nah fuck it lol just pile more tax burden on the working man
I want to have sex with brown womenBut I also disapprove of racemixing
>>217015682nice photograph
>>217015682Enjoyment of snow and winter in general is a racist dog whistle and discrimination against melanated bodies
I'm straight but I get flattered whenever gay guys hit on me. And it's so easy to subtly lead them on into thinking I'm interested because they think every guy is secretly gay. Very fun stuff but it'd be even funner if women gave me all this attention
>>217015682god i miss snow and proper winters
>>217015636ShavePlay some OSRSWatch Simpsons season 1 episodes
might got to kyrgyzstan
The UK has become a care home with a country attachedYou work full time purely to pay for boomer benefitsThis country will kill itself so the boomers get their pensions
>>217015660not just chud engagement, they are on literally every sidepro israel, anti israel, uk fanbase kpop accounts, everything
sir cd burner
>>217015756need the entire fucking subcontinent cleansed with nuclear fire tbqh
never felt more comfortable when i had my head on his shoulderthen he done himself in at 19
>>217015745mental that and yet nothing will be done
>>217015739I know Kyrgyzstan isn't really European but it's shocking how Americanised young Eastern Europeans are.The Communist regimes in a weird way acted as conservative bulwarks against Americanism up until 1990.
>>217015784Great post
>>217015789What’s this mean
>>217015784sir, yes sir!
>>217015756wish india would just turn into a totalitarian dictatorship like china and build a great firewall
>>217015784chudcel
>yes it's definitely the pensioners bleeding the country dry
Sir Yes Sir
>>217015793its the tick tocks and the facebooks innit
>>217015819$3k per month doing thatprobably runs multiple accountswish i thought of it
>>217015823
>>217015826The difference being Nicole is an outlier and had to play the system to get those benefitsBoomers on the other hand just exist in the millions and have money thrown at them
got frasier on
What is the difference betweenRegular FireHell FireNuclear Fire
>>217015819The Great River of Poo
>>217015839Regular fire is regularHell fire is in hell and never stops burningNuclear fire is fire caused by nuclear bombs
shaved my beard off the other day and i genuinely look about 21 again despite being 29
IT'S BIGGER THAN THAT CHRIS. IT'S LARGE
Look at them all!
>>217015826But Nicole is legit 1 in a million
>>217015865fat bastards
>>217015865mreow
>>217015859wrinkles say otherwise
>>217015636Working overtime
Irony is he done himself in over a woman
>>217015880don't have any
>>217015888Thats meWhen I eventually kill myself it will be over not having a wife
Sir Rachel Reeves has lifted the 2 child benefit cap despite purging 7 MPs over it a few months ago lol
>>217015882sorry mate, only cute cats allowed here
Beautiful morningRain incoming though
lets goooo finally i have more points than the average this gameweek
selling my granddad's purple heart from vietnam for five dollars at cash converters
my life sucks donkey dick but at least I enjoyed a calzone and pizza today and won at tetris pvp.
>>217015865>>217015882>>217015854
>>217015816just thinking about the one love i had and he done done himself over a woman
>>217015859
>>217015859Keep the beard as long as it’s well-kempt. Especially if it’s more scruffy than a full beard. It’s way more attractive than clean shaven. I’ve never fallen for a clean shaven man in my life
>>217015931don't care what gay men find attractive
>>217015923
>>217015914>sorry mate, only cute cats allowed here
>>217015882Adolf Catler o/
>>217015673Nope, they're actors rorke
>>217015838roz feet
homosexualites do wee wees on each others face and poo poos sometimes thats why they are always clean shaven
>>217015917grow up zoomer you're like 25 now
>>217015928So he was gay but also killed himself over a woman?
>>217015739NEED a turkic gf
women are evil fickle creatures
ough
>>21701596120 but yh
decided to stop taking my SSRIs cold turkey. they don't do anything anyway
>>217015868pretty sure there's more than 70 dole bludgers in the uk
>>217015838
i made you a cookie... but i eated it >.<
um
>>217015958EAT DA POO POO
Based on verified ONS and OBR data:UK corporate gross operating surplus (calendar 2024): ~£635 billion.UK public sector net borrowing (fiscal 2024-25): £151.9 billion.Corporate profits were approximately 4.2 times the deficit (635 / 151.9 ≈ 4.2).
>>217015997they can cause some horrible withdrawals in some people, might want to taper instead if possible
why are you all so unfunny these days?
Oh no no no no
>>217015985well hello little creature
>>217015997came off that muck cold turkey in 2015 and havent been right sincerancid shite
>>217015987:/
>>217015756>>217015819This needs a megathread
>>217016030It might just be vpn usage to be fair
>>217016001Yeah but not ones who are making that much while also having no kids
india (as a country) is on par with israel, if not worse
>>217015938Not a man retard
>>217015970
>>217016042there probably is onesomeone already made a jeetblocker extensionin poland too they are finding lots of political accounts from the uk, netherlands etc. but the india one is clearly worse.
nobody really explained what "russian troll bot farms" were or how it was supposed to work. You were trolled in to voting for brexit and trump, by russians posting green frog cartoons? what?
this general spends an awful lot of time looking at what xitter and reddit are doing
>>217015967He wasn't although i suspect he might have been but like all lads trying to prove a point he tried to pursue some woman in vain but she had other ideas and he topped himselfI dont think of myself as gay but i was attracted to him but he squandered it all because of some woman
DO THE HUSTLE
women shouldn't be allowed to breed
>>217016064memes are pretty powerful. at the end of the day people vote based on vibes
>>217016064It was real just not as big of a deal as it was made out to be. It was bots that amplified the left-right political divide by ragebaiting during BLM, the goal being to keep the country destabilized and egg on the riots
>>217016064I didn't give a shit about the EU until I went to college and did Government & Politics and learned about national sovereignty and the supremacy of parliament, then became against the EU and then had the opportunity to vote to leave it something like only a year or two later
>>217016073
Got the classic fm on with Aled Jones while in the bath. Proper sophisticated me man
>>217015161WANDAFURU!!
Face > Feet > Tits > Ass
>>217016140Wonderful.
>>217016144like a bint with a thin waist and child-bearing hips myself
>>217016140You can’t see a picture like this and claim to not have room for refugees. That would easily fit a thousand tents
If he had stopped pursuing woman we would have made a good couple thats my lament
that german blonde woman on twitter is so fucking embarrassingPLEASE ELON GIVE ME CITIZENSHIP IM COUNTRY IS FINISHED WAAAAAAAA
>>217016170literally who
>>217016113outstanding. mad that only a few years ago people were like 'wtf is this real'
I wanna kms but won't do it for now bc parents would be sad. But it's really grim thinking I have to put up with 2-3 more decades of this absurdly shit existence
>>217016175the afd woman whos entire existence revolves around coming up with ways to get retweeted by elon
Is it possible to come back from being a gooner whose gooning is on the verge of causing one to lose one's job
>>217016170Seething because she’ll get citizenship and you won’t
why did every kids' movie in the late 90s and early 00s have product placement for mcdonalds
>>217016195nobody wants to live in your third world toilet of a country you fat paedophile
>>217016193yes
fancy the bird near the self service in sainsburys
I only like fat women personally
>>217016193As long as you are alive, you can alway come back.
lmao
>>217016188Why not live your life how you wanna live it then
>>217016155CODE!!!!
>>217016207Case in point
well that’s a suprise
might order uber eats just to force someone to cycle about in the snow
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching F1 on my TV via puck in home ...
umbunny
>>217016246Do they have uber jeets in poland? I imagine it's hard to find a rider sometimes.
>>217016207You do though
dogs are ugly and stupid
Recently found out I'm 51% lowland Scot
>the schizo who would posts about Gura/saba's stream frequencies being from Sweden was right
>>217016275rasheed
>>217016251This is just sad now :(
>>217016245probably still being run by sanjeet tho
>>217016251why does he keep putting the eye test receipt in the photo. of all the stuff he does it's boggling
most posters on here are indian spambots too. at least it seems that way because some of you are so demented and mindbroken its more likely a bot than any real person that would spend all day every day spamming poo bum wank willy etc etc
>>217016263Sweet summer child
>>217016276What do you sound like? Literally all that matters
parrot spotted>>217016263yeah a lot of ukrainians and central asians, but a few indians, turks, africans. there's a just eat and a few other ones. it's easy to get someone.
>>217016282the swedish bf rrats were true
>>217016297poor innocent creature you must be protected from the truth
Indian delivered my kfc last night in a new Mercedes. Nothing suspicious about that
>>217016315he's clearly disabled and got motability
Bars
>>217016282ah yes my thought leader is some spastic with a drawing of a japanese child as a profile picture. bros...is this the fabled zoomer right?
>>217016251hope this guy lives a good life. he's a good man and deserves everything his heart desires
anyonr had “the festive one” from dominos? Is it nice?
>>217016351im not a billionaire so i wouldnt know
https://voca.ro/16LWisCihw50The tone is real
>>217016303give him a peanut
>>217016363play barbarism begins at home
>>217016314Even the most schizo shut-ins in this life dont have the energy to spam in to the ether forever 18 hours a day. Use your head, its obviously bots
>>217016358£14 for a large m8
>>217016366he's a local celebrity, been on the run since may
>>217015161Hard to believe Shakespeare shared a nation with all you illiterate chavs
>>217016306The cope is her mum sounds foreign(never clipped afaik) so she's a sweedish citezen :skull:
>>217016386No it isnt. Dominos has been £24.99 for large pizzas for years, besides the occasional deal
i will not give in to energyberghold out until january that minus 3 weather took it out of me the other day
https://voca.ro/1nJPk9Nr8iDDCan you recognise the song
>>217016405Go and have a look at the app right now. Make yourself look like a muppet
>>217016405You don't ever pay sticker price on a dominos, dumb goy
go go gadget total nigger death
>>217016418but the damp
>>217016422aye but yer fa scotland and naebody could afford a whole twenty somethin poond noo could dey?
>>217016427that'll do racismlad
bruv
>>217016334Saba's a millenial and she doesn't stream often enough to be a "thought leader", heck she never wanted to lead anything despite being the most popular Vtuber in the world>>217016382J'aime madame
chewing an airwaves
every other country pays like 5 quid for pizza but for unknown economic reasons its hyper expensive in Britain
sucking a darb
>>217016151Yeah I'm going to be taxed more for foreigners to have more children they can't afford and for rich pensioners to heat their homes
akinfenwa
women dont have loyalty in the same way men do which is why in a nutshell female empowerment or feminism is dogshitthe pakis and tbe arabs are onto something
>>217016505rasheed
>>217016303Poor thing is probably freezing, it's definitely out of place
>>217016495You’re on minimum wage relax buddy
Are there many Venezuelans in the UK?
https://voca.ro/1imTcJhR4Ug4Barbarism Begins at Home
almost time for black friday lads
had too much to eat again lads
>>217016525leftymongs retort 2025
Blue eyed white boy just won the sumoIt’s white boy winter
I want to eat Emma Watson’s shit.
>>217016557cant control yourself? grow up
>>217016550groovy
>>217016525My income before taxes this month is £4108.18 and I'm paying £857 in tax and NI, which means I'm earning £49,298.16 a year and being taxed £10,284.96 a year
>>217016576the absolute state of japan
>>217016556More like BLACKED Friday amirite
yeah yeah everybody on 4chan is a quintillionaire super chad with multiple properties and girlfriends and crypto
>>217016602why are you like this?
>>217016582>>217016602kill yourself
>>217016602please kys
>>217016615The better question is why did nature make white women and black men so perfect for each other
I want to motorboat Sophie Turner's arsecheeks
Watching the missus get BLACKED at home
>>217016612sorry lad but its true
>>217016505Loyalty is strange. I think you can have too much of it. Like hitlers guys after the war who were still shouting heil hitler after finding out what himmler and the lads were up to. Look at northern ireland. They're loyal to britain even though it wants nothing to do with them.
>>217016668the only thing you're watching is your pathetic life getting wasted day by day
mad how fit rorke is, defies all sanity
>>217016678ah yes typing in big numbers in to a website you've really convinced me thats me done!!!
>>217016683Says the seething incel who's on this board and in this general all day everyday
Slot's gone lads
>>217016697yeah im typing big numbers into the hmrc app
>>217016683Why are you so upset?
Emma Watson poo
>>217016711that wasnt the hmrc app mongo
haha made you look :)
>>217016721presumably you've never opened or downloaded it due to your unemployment
>>217016738>>217016738>>217016738
>>217015458it's still hard to get a job, i know a bunch of engineers (mechanical, electronic) and you really need experience and places are still hiring on poverty wages. the rest of their classes are struggling to even get internships but 2 of them already had 5-10 years experience by the time they got masters/phds and they're the ones with jobs 40k-70k
