Alcohol control in the United States edition
yep1 like
Worms, UK vs US
all of spainos recent gimmicks have been absolutely direwill be interesting to see how he comes back from this
>>217018642why is british foods so disgusting? there is no umami flavor
>>217018642why are Americans such puritans?
>>217018642Kansas be like that
mum & partner having yet another screaming match over trivial bullshit this time it's a job applicationchange the channel marge!
>>217018642shan't be visiting the navajo nation anytime soon
... lunchtime today wearing my excellent glasses watching Escape to the Country on HGTV on my TV via puck in home ...
alcohol should be illegal
>>217018665you can't grow any food because it's too cold
i was in the moll the other dayIM WID MY BITCHone of them...
>>217018642What causes this? Baptists?
>>217018642every county is a moist county when I'm there if you know what I'm saying
>>217018665why do japanese men not have sex?
any good video games lately
>>217018681comfy. wish i was mentally unwell enough to have carers
>>217018715yes I've played a few
Honestly if you are 14/15 and a fit teacher fucks you and you don't do everything in your power to deny it and make her seem innocent you are an absolute faggot who threw a gift from.God back in his face.Absolute scum
>>217018681They have HGTV in bongland too? My mum loves watching that slop
>>217018663That's for American doctors, the rest of them can't even read
>>217018601ok grandad
sir state overthrower
Germany has by far the worst food it's fucking disgusting Little sausage and potatoes
get them housed at my expense
>>217018663The enwoggification of the NHS
>>217018752Nah still nowhere near as bad as British food overall
>Little sausage and potatoesmy genitals
>>217018665nowt wrong with black puddingputs hair on your chest
hadd 2 crumpets with butter for breakfastwill need to shower and set off to toil in 45
salary review happening by the end of this month will be applying elsewhere if they try to fuck me with anything less than +8%
i like british food except for this slop
>>217018761need her to give me sloppy
>>217018752dutch food is the worsethey literally all eat bread and sliced cheese for lunchno butter or anything
Any handsome felines in?
>>217018785need to eat this sloppy
>>217018793the cure is beating
>>217018793>brown eyes and hairGypsy physiognomy
>>217018785That's peng
>>217018663IBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7anvFAEmavQ
>>217018805panko!
>>217018785you probably just ate it unseasonedyou need to put loads of salt and vinegar in there and it's lush
got the Freikorps music on
>>217018793women fucking love this shit. Also fuck Tiktok for psyopping it into our minds in the first place.
cronem waking upwarm breakfast served
been watching sumo the past week or sovery entertaining
haven't been drunk in about 4 weeks!!
cant psyop me, I'm immune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8cJ4ohp6m4
>>217018874corrrr phwoarrrr
>>217018838Odd that they chose "pee", as "wee" is the traditional English word and "pee" is far more yankified
>>217018874um
i have a mate in jagex, now, he's indebted to me so what he's doing is duplicating any gp i give him - i've made millions off thisnow i'm extending the offer to you, send me any gp you want duplicating and i'll send back 2x the amountthe more you send, the more you get back
Hello british-speaking peopleLet's say you want to describe a couple as little, happy and weird, which order of adjectives sounds more natural?>happy little weird couple>happy weird little couple>weird happy little couple>weird little happy couple>little weird happy couple>little happy weird couple
>>217018874this bitch shows her ass for no reason all the fucking timefucking WHOOOOOOOOORE
One of you fags wanna come round and shit on me?
>>217018889do you like bladee from drain gang carly rae jepsen poster
>>217018939>for no reasonit's because she loves us
>>217018933all of the above
>>217018933a
https://www.depop.com/search/?q=see+through
>>217018946no sorry
Zak Haddad has been kickstarting their day with a cup of coffee infused with lion's mane - a type of mushroom - for the past three yearshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp85815r7m0o
How can I stop brooding over the Russian escort I saw given she is ghosting me?
ohbye!
>>217018838The US equivalent
bouncing around on my big fat belly
https://www.depop.com/rubygranger/
>The British Free Corps (abbr. BFC; German: Britisches Freikorps) was a unit of the Waffen-SS of Nazi Germany during World War II, made up of British and Dominion prisoners of war who had been recruited by Germany. The unit was originally known as the Legion of St George.[3] Research by British historian Adrian Weale has identified 54 men[1][4] who belonged to this unit at one time or another, some for only a few days. At no time did it reach more than 27 men in strength.[1]
>>217018962die
>>217018961i take lions mane but you shouldnt take it every daynot good for you
>>217018961yeah looks like the kind of guy I want to imitate
>>217018985dolce and gabbanathis bitch makes too much money
>>217018987Were they eligible for veteran status after returning to their homeland?
>>217018962growing a single bollock should help
>>217019029Fucking bitch.
>>217018985wish she'd sell her used knickers
frierenGODS we are here
>>217018927Does he work in cybersecurity
>>217018642
did you know arbok is snake backwards?
>>217018961that's joe wilkinson
>>217019053he may dohow much do you want to send over?
>>217018933Generally speaking, weird happy little couple is the most natural order
>>217018927if I give you 1gp why can't you keep doubling it to max cash
muk is CUM backwards
>>217019080no that would be kum
>>217019079too many transactions, it'd get detectedreally it'd have to be 200k or more to not get caught
yeah ok come to wilderness x
>>217018962time will heal everything young man
>>217019063you mean ekans
>>217019063does that mean that ekans backwards is sn-
tottenham bulls violently rattling in their cages waiting to be released on arsenal
>>217019091What is Cronem’s favourite Pokémon?
Kcoc
feeling the 'cide
which country do you set your VPN to to watch porn?
maGAYsia
crazy how pokemon had a ton of soul in the first couple generations then it just went to shit
>>217019143not falling for that one sir porn blocker
>>217019139get on the port lad x
is Tottenham the Jewish club or is that Spurs
>>217019143all the sites i use have been fine except one desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLjLeG7_oNEscreaming at this
really don't like them and just want them gone
>>217019037I've got decent sized balls and high levels of testosterone
>>217019157vpn off, yank
>>217019143arsetralia for me
when to a kuala lumpur and there were loads of muzzers but then also loads of prossies asking me if i wanted a massagestrange place
>>217019143i just load up brave with tor idk what it does
Fucking losing my freaking mind.
got the morbs
>>217019172bruh
I like AC-DC and ZZTopBocephus, Beasties and the Kings of RockSkynyrd, Seger, Limp, Korn, the StonesDavid Allen Coe and no Show Jones, yeahPass that bottle aroundGot the rock from Detroit, the soul from Motown
>>217019133don't know mate, what do you suggest
>>217019143afghanistan
>>217019173blud looks 53
>>217019143i just use tor
I'm an American bad ass, watch me kickYou can roll with rock or you can suck my dickI'm a porno flick, I'm like Amazing graceI'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this placeSuper fly, livin' double wideSide car my glide so Joe C can rideFull sack to share, bringin' flash and flareGot the long hair swingin', middle finger in the airSnakeskin suits, 65 Chevelle'sSee me ride in sin, hear the rebel yellI won't live to tell so if you doGive the next generation a big "fuck you"Who knew I'd blow up like OklahomaSaid "fuck high school", pissed on my diplomaSmell the aroma, check my hitsI know it stinks in here 'cause I'm the shit, shit, shit, shit, shit ohhh
>strikes a cord>poo and peebongs, man
>rah rory come down the devonshire for a pint mate ali and marco will be there
>>217019143wherever brave's private tor sends me
never been on a stag do
>>217019238ktim
>>217019173this fella would have never been a meme if he just hit the gym and tried to take care of his horrible tiny frame
>>217019238might be goign on one next yearmight just say no
mad how arsenal are going to win the league because all the other top teams are shite
>>217019238Ktim
me whenever i'm outside
was watching a film earlier, a yank film that's supposed to be set in a yank city, and they REALLY thought no one would notice it was filmed in brisbane. well i did.
a black woman sent me a long message me on a dating app, i didn't even read it i just deleted it immediately
>>217019205Dugtrio, obvious reasons xx
>>217019281scmraing
>>217019185come to sabah lad. lets kiss on the beach!
>>217019294is gayism legal there
watching the BBC
>>217019281s
>>217019314forgot to turn your belgium proxy on?
>>217019314yummy
got chatting with a fit girl the other day who i thought was maybe between 20-25, but she said she was 33, i immediately got the ick and left
*surreptitiously googles stag do*
>>217019310yeah muslim men love to kiss eachother and hold hands and wank eachother off under their thobes
Tottenham Bulls about to be very violent and merciless
>wank>all anxiety dissipatesmad that
>>217019349why are blacks always super fat, super muscular, or super skinny? you never see any blackoids with normal everyday bodies
>>217019358>he's never had a stag!>he's never had a stag!>we're taking him to Amsterdam and making him a man!
>>217019310nh but it’s not as strict as in west malaysia
might make some pancakes
im crashing outfr fr
>>217019349what on earth
bet most of you lot are indians as well
>>217019395i see a lot of normal bodies blacks in the amateur porn i watchtheir knobs are massive though obviously
>>217019349nigga's build looks like a fuckin horror game enemy that tries to eat you if you dont kill it in time
>>217019416this series is totally crash out bro
arrest me im a hot freak im bombastic and im making modern music in spain!
>>217019418that's rorke
gary liked the spoons christmas pizzawant to scran one now
break the pattern today or the loop will repeat tomorrow.break the pattern today or the loop will repeat tomorrow.break the pattern today or the loop will repeat tomorrow.
>>217019489is that from something
feeling suicidal
>>217019506reminds me that i was going to source some cyanide
arsenal fans, vile
>>217019489ktim>>217019500yeah... my life!>>217019506gosh another one!!
woyldnt mind shagging BENOFTHEWEEK
>>217019500Just advice
>>217019506give your gf a call hahah
>>217019535need that but with something much denser so it puts me in a coma
>>217019547screeching
>>217019489how you spend your days is how you'll spend your life
I say be happy with what you’ve got.You be happy, me I want what’s coming to me.Oh well what’s coming to you?The world chico, and everything in it.
>>217019565hitler was pressing the switch
>>217019522CWLTSHC
>>217019547scromign
>>217019581worrying if true
animalbros plants are mogging us what do we do?
Asking AI how to approach women and ask for sexual interactions
>>217019609animal women are built for big plant cock
rewiring my brain
what about human cum aha x
I`m watching theBeautifulHannah Ricketts !!
>>217019611just follow sir bill ackmans advice mate
Have to wash my foreskin with soap every day otherwise it smells
>>217019611just bee urslef bro ;)
>>217019609*eats you*
what was the best thing on the mcd's heist menu?
>>217019625>veganseems to be a given aha
>>217019643heard the nuggets were shit
>>217018642>moistwtf does that even mean
The Happy Smiler <3
we at /brit/ demand the safe return of the chicken legend to mcdonalds establishments nationwide
>>217019669
Missus has dragged me to a garden centre, like a big one. Never been before.Car park was absolutely rammed. It's like a fever dream. This is where thousands of people are instead of being in the pub or having normal hobbies or whatever.
>>217019669adjective Slightly wet; damp. "a moist sponge; a dog's moist nose." Humid. "the moist gulf air." Characterized by considerable rainfall; rainy. "a moist climate."
when did kfc get good again?
>>217019695blog on boring cunt
>>217019689now that was scran
i want to a sex
>>217019689mental and mad they got rid of it
>>217018663>How you catch worms
>>217019732>>217019723
omds
>tried to ask out girl who is 35>She says I am a baby >I tell her I am above 18 >She says 22 is still a baby >But said it was adorable Its over she did tell me I look sharped and said I was big and strong at one point
>>217019742uma delicia
pls don't eat me
>>217019695when i was a kid, the only place to get the latest pokemon cards was a certain garden centre and everyone went there
really had enough of people having a better life than me. might take matters into my own hands and go Elliot Rodger on these fuckers
>>217019771ktim
>>217019771
>>217019766look up at the sky and enjoy the life
>>217019535
so damn furious i might just need to boot up hoi4 and play as germany
>>217019785psc
Ah yes, stepmumstein asking me where her great grandmothers chess table is again. I don't bloody know, you fired all your shit into one room or the loft and a load of other shit to the charity shop. Why the FUCK would I know where it is, I only lived there for a year or 2.Thank you for reading my blog.
>>217019766don't worry i switched to mycoprotein, I'm lovin the quorn nuggets
>>217019565I'd press it
thats why they call me bonita x
lots of anyaustin copycats on jewtube these days, even saw a girl one earlier
>>217019839isla?
im a bit pissed
>>217019864what's up mate? x
>>217019839uwu
>>217019761Yep, that's a big gap, she could be your mother. Also she is probably looking to settle down and have kids at that age whereas at 22 you probably don't want to do that for a while.T. Exberg is 40 and I'm 31
>>217019839umhi
poopoopoo in the loooobloody bhenchod bastardspoopoopoo in the loooogood morning saar, good morning saaaarr
People do have too much stuff.I mean I have literally thousands of Warhammer miniatures but otherwise I'm pretty tidy
>>217019900https://files.catbox.moe/6rz305.mp4
>>217019878on the booze like lad aha x
>>217019900excel;lentq
>>217019349that's a lot of meat
>>217019939Nurses are bitches, ignore her hun x
eating a meal?a succulent chinese meal?
love listening to classical music, makes me superior to most people
>>217019939still baffles me thisdo women often play with each other's sex toys and bring them to parties?why even have a sex toy party if you're going to criticise someone for bringing a sex toy
back in bed nowhad too much to drink
>>217019987that's an electric prunes song
get lucy freedget her down the aisleget her full of babby
imagine if your mum were only 13 years older than youmental
>>217019907what about a gf do you have that?
>>217019742man has gone too far
>>217020034yeah she's in a box under my bed
learning sanskrit
It was real. All of it.
>>217020034Yes I do mate, one of the extra things I wanna get rid of haha
what do you lads do with your precum
how is she so skinnyiw ant to eb this skinny
>>217020040need the fish baited simple as
>>217019759what was their previous name
>>217020026Not legal but biologically possible.I mind those old teen mum shows, some of the girls were like 15 or 16 I'm pretty sure
>>217020058stuff it back in to reuse for later
business idea: a curry-flavoured breakfast cereal called jeet-bix
>>217020067perhaps it's time to train some spear fishing
>>217020060stop eating then fatty
my days
Got a like on Bumble but cba responding
i've lost the last 3 weekends to porn bingesnot even gooning, just browsing porn
mad that you can shag someone born in 2009
>>217020089I can say with 100% confidence that these are not southerners
>>217020099Well YOU can’t Rorke. But yeah.
watching a video with charlie kirk in it and can't stop looking at his neck
>>217020089oh my gosh
>>217020058save it to make an omelette
>>217020089not a single slim woman. mental
leftypol tucking his t-shirt in
>>217020089get some cronem unleashed in here
>>217020089wtf is that sean
thats the nap video sorted
>>217020049bloke's name is Igor Jesus lmaodoesn't even need lightning to raise the dead
Reached a total level of 480 on OSRS lads
>>217020133errr you do realise that channel is ALWAYS on /r/badhistory, right?
>>217020097whats the appeal in browsing porn if youre not high or gooningyou just find one thing then wank it off then thats it surely
>>217020143that's shite
>>217020097i do reverse image searches and stroke myself silly
>>217020089those people will tell you that place is banging >>217020089
>>217020097This is me but drinking. I've done FUCK ALL
>>217020049should've been 0-4 they robbed my nigga igor
why do trannies post shite like this>girlyeah right
>>217020150
>>217020089pissing the night awaypiasing the night awayI GET KNOCKED DOWNBUT I GET UP AGAIN
>>217020089doesnt look very womfy
>>217020091Coooorrr what's she like lad?
I need some sort of sex toy to wrap around my cock
>>217020172really rattled you, this one, hasn't it?
>>217020155I'm only on F2P
love him
>>217020208don't care
>>217020176the 90s were a better and thinner timehttps://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc
pooing the night away
>>217020207yeah it fucking hasgot a problem with that MATE?
>>217020234>>217020234>>217020234the new (as it were)
>>217020175I briefly had a history youtube channel where I'd try debunking common myths. I got praised on r/badhistory but then a couple months later they started posting me on /r/breadtube so I just gave up instantly rather than be associated with those fuckers.
bring back smoking in pubs
doing a poo and a wee
Less than one week to my next escort meeting now
>>217019887Yeah I don't really have mommy issues I just want to be fucked by a older woman
