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you should not walk in front of a praying muslim

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don't shake hands with the opposite sex brother

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cover your women

Yeah, they used to tell us to not sleep on the left side because that's where our heart is and it could cause complications o algo.

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You should enter a mosque with your right foot first

>>217053828
mashallah i will only sleep like the Prophet (pbuH) now
may Allah (swt) let me cross the al-Sirat bridge quickly and won't make me fell into sheitan's hands

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and naturally get out with your left foot

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same for toilets

>>217053976
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>>217053828
Old Testament is full of such autism too
desu now I can believe why Muhammad was so angry about Christians corrupting and misinterpreting the God's word, Islam is clearly closer to the original

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bow to no one but Allah (SWT)

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don't run in the mosque

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>>217053851
The praying man should actually fight the other guy for trying to step in front of him. It's the prophet's command o algo

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beta bucks

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sleep like the Prophet (PBUH) did

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use a broom daily

India will have become a majority Muslim country by 2050 so this knowledge is surely useful for you

>>217054174
well, at least almost-white and almost-black Muslims can coexist with each other peacefully as there is no racism in Islam

can you imagine it in a Hindu temple?

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the recommended way to drink water is in
two or three gulps not one single gulp

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>>217054265
why would I want to coexist? I'm not a cuck

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wash your hand before eating

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>>217054006
Momo hated them because they used to grill him for blatantly stealing their theology because islam is basically a ripoff of every religion in medieval arabia including paganism with all the rock worship and whatnot. Picrel is a pretty funny hadith because the nigga was dying and all he could think of was how much he hated Jews and Crosscucks.

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A Whole New World

>>217053828
If you sleep on your right side, gastric acid will rise up.

Scientifically, sleeping on your left is superior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHj1XoMfaxg
uhhh indianbros??? how do we respond to this thrvke???

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keep behind the yellow line

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>>217054060
You can't run in the mosque but you can piss in it. No wonder jeets like the religion so much

>>217054455
the Prophet would have to live for like 300 years to actually live through all the situations described in hadiths and say all these words that are attributed to him

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daily dose of proper sleep

>>217054497
Well the hadiths mention that some of the Companions (Sahaba) were paid to recite stories from Mohammed's life and i imagine that it was probably very convenient to settle theological disputes by just making shit jp and saying "Momo said it 200 years ago I'm right you're wrong" :p

why do you feel like they need to laugh at a religion made primarily for poor people living in hard conditions, who just need a simple guideline for what to do and what not to do without much philosophical reflection, to relieve the pain of their otherwise horrible life? let them live, it doesn't matter if all of that makes sense, they just need it

judging by all these videos you need a PhD degree just to be a good Muslim
how can you even remember all of that and apply it in daily life

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it's time for the main event

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>>217054373
I think either side is fine, akhi. Some of these are preferences and part of identity.

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the proper way to clean your anus after taking a shit

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use utensils to eat unlike the hindu

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western toilet is a menace

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the proper order of washing your body and how many times you should do it

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English toilet

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wudu with zamzam water

this is among the most jeetish stuff I've ever seen, despite them not even being hindus

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>>217054668
You'd be part of a community; just like language, behaviour and certain cultural quirks are picked up over time.
french predilection towards ketchup over mustard is not taught, as an example.

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>>217054608
>doing sunnah is laughable
what did you mean by this Abdullah?

>>217055009
Yeah okay stop bro this is spam at this point. If you don't the mods will probably delete the thread stop

>>217055057
>stop exposing truth about my religion REEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.zikr.co.uk/sunnah-of-going-to-the-bathroom-toilet/
wtf the whole toilet ritual has 25 points and that's without intro and outro prayers

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>>217055057
Lol. THE egpsy was called muslim. How will he cope?

>>217055225
the fact it is sunnah means muslims observed how our beloved Prophet (PBUH) pooped every day
alhamdulillah

Main dua karta hoon apne kafir bhai ke liye, taake ek din wo seedhe raste ki roshni ko samajh le ameen

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>>217055352

What an exhausting religion. What % of Muslims actually follow these retarded rules?

>>217055422
the sirat bridge is narrow and sharp so only the few will cross it anyway

>>217055422
Basically none not even the sheikhs because no human on this earth (Pakis aren't human) is willing to give up toilet paper and start wiping their ass with pebbles and declaring jihad against the kuffar with every breath like it's 7th century Arabia. It's very convenient though because you can always find faults in other people's religious practices this way because they're basically impossible to carry out and then you can call them infidels and kill them. It's how sunnis get to kill each other btw just nitpick some bullshit they do, call them infidels, and declare jihad. It's so popular it's even gotten itself a name; it's called the "takfiri" practice. Alhamdulillah for the blessing of Islam.

>>217055637
>no human on this earth is willing to give up toilet paper
Takeshi would like to have a word with you

getting children to hold your subscriber award props is peak thirdie creator behavior

>>217055917
>creator
There's no creator except Allah (SWT)

>>217056843
kek, good one samir

>70 replies within only 1.5 hours

THE POWER OF BHARATARYAN MEME MASTERY
4CHANNERS IN SHAMBLES

>>217054104
haram he touched her

>>217056843
lol

Mao was right

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>>217055225
>Jinns and Devils Stay in The Toilets

>>217054668
At the Battle of Badr, Muhammad proposed an obviously flawed plan for confronting the Meccans. Abu Bakr, who actually had combat experience, repeatedly asked him if Allah gave him the plan or of it was his own idea. Muhammad confirmed it was his own idea and then Abu Bakr explained why it was a bad idea and then came up with a better plan that eventually won the battle. This event on its own invalidates the concept that you have to do every single thing the same way he did (ignoring the magic protections that the first generation of Muslims get for having lived during the time of Muhammad where they also never did anything wrong ever and later Muslims are not allowed to criticize them)

Islam would only be 25% as retarded as it currently is if you removed the hadiths/sunnah. Salafi autism made Islam worldwide a retarded stone age religion.

>>217055225
>No More Stomach Ache
>A woman accidentally drank some of the Messenger of Allah’s (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) urine. Then the Messenger of Allah (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) told her, ‘You will never complain of a stomach ache.’
what tf am i reading

>>217058149
>Ibn Jurayj (may Allah be pleased with him) narrates that, the name of this woman was Baraka, but they disagree about her lineage. Some say it was Umme Ayman, who would serve the Messenger of Allah (may Allah bless him and grant him peace). She said, ‘The Messenger of Allah (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) has a wooden cup which he placed under his bed, in which he would urinate during the night. One night he urinated in it and when he examined it in the morning, there was nothing in it.’ He asked Baraka about that. She said, ‘I got up and felt thirsty and drank it without knowing.’
piss slut playing dumb LOL

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>>217053879
imagine muslims knowing we greet women with a kiss here in latam

>>217053828
Reject hadiths. Embrace Quranism.

>>217058069
>use a hadith about what Muhammad did to explain why you don't need to do what Muhammad did
brilliant

>>217054147
The third girl looks very pale. She doesn't look like Indian, Pakistani or Bengali or what ever they are.

>>217059373
You are joking right?

I read an old Islamic legal book that was full of this stuff. It was something meant for lawyers not something regular people would ever read from but it still had an entire section dedicated to bathroom etiquette. If I ever visit one of these countries I will use my left hand for everything and try to piss people off.

>>217059670
My friend was born a leftie. His parents broke his left hand to get him to use the right one. It didn't work.

>>217058900
>Reject hadiths. Embrace Quranism
Now that you mention it. Everytime I look it up online, I always see people bashing on it. Why?

>>217059698
yeah i have a relative who was born left-handed. while they didn't break his arm, they did make him use his right hand instead

Fascinating

>>217053828
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>>217053996
muhammad must have had OCD or something

>>217054581
Might start doing this

why do shitskins insist on going barefoot everywhere and letting their disgusting brown feet smell up every room

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How to fuck like moohamhead

>>217054608
What philosophical reflection does Christianity have?

Words cannot express just how completely and utterly retarded I find this religion

>>217059698
>>217059880
the more I learn about muslims the more I hate them, absolutely retarded