magazine edition>>217047450
*pirate who has diarrhea* ARR I BE PISSIN OUT ME ASS CAPTAIN
Tommy Vercetti?! Didn’t think they’d ever let him out!
don't want to do anything today. not even looking forward to eating or sleeping. I just don't want to be here bros
>>217056161You are brown and gay
>>217056186source?
The Raped
Well, I'm so tired of cryingBut I'm out on the road againI'm on the road againWell, I'm so tired of cryingBut I'm out on the road againI'm on the road againI ain't got no womanJust to call my special friendYou know the first time I traveledOut in the rain and snowIn the rain and snowYou know the first time I traveledOut in the rain and snowIn the rain and snowI didn't have no payrollNot even no place to go
Coomed for the first time in days award
I got my ass beat at super mario bros by an 80 year old womanShe really just plays mario all day at her house
>>217056161https://youtu.be/PEmqJBcQ2lg>>217056260Would
>spend hundreds of hours modding fallout 4>zero interest in playing anymore
>>217056279>>217056212>>217056161>>217055810One person btw
I managed to get a game running on the steam deck, the start screen and music are working now, but I just can't fucking figure out how to get any controller input to work, and there is no guide online for this obscure game.>>217056341Timezone datamining retard. Are you happy now?
>>217056383Yakub posing with his new creations
Lolhttps://youtu.be/E1wYVdL8FsQ
>New Zealand set to eradicate feral catsSomeone stop this cat genocide
10 years in jail or never eat ass again?
>>217056632I don't eat ass, but I do like buttcheeks on my face
>>217056632the tongue should never interact with the asshole
>>217056341All me btw
>>217056667What about mine?
>>217056393Your screenshots don’t actually have to include the time zone
>>217056732If you're a cute biological female then hell yeah
>>217056584Decisive dog person victory
They should design an erogenous hole that’s kind of like the asshole but doesn’t have poo in it
>>217056829just pucker your lips real tight
>>217056829This is how I imagine those Jasonian niggas who spent so much time fapping to trannies react when they see a pussy for the first time
>not personally helping your girl to wash her asshole in the shower before eating her at the bedJesus, the incelism/faggotry levels are truly Chenobyl-tier here.
>>217056923I don't want to touch poop
ewww gross!!
what the fuck is the deal with women, why do they like to be raped, that shit is fucked man, just fucked
>>217056923it's possible to get a girl above 5/10 here so we don't sleep with just anyone.
>>217056943Ok, so you don't know how to properly wash an asshole. Got it, stinky.
>>217056963we are slaves to our biology and free will is an illusion
>>217056963what about the ones who really don't like it
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>217057021based and caffeination pilled
>>217056986dont lump me in with women unless you're talking about you and all the women
>>217056963Why do you like to rape?
>>217057044nah you are not ascended broyou're an animal
>>217056963The Raped
*INANE DOGSHIT SCREENCAP FROM TWITTER THAT LITERALLY NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT*>errrmmm guys check THIS out!!!
>>217057080what did men do with those natural urges? civilization, what did women do besides being raped and liking it?
The Gaped
>>217057122I love Addison Rae
we think we're so special because we are the smartest species on the earth but we're still weak and dumb
Big throbbing musky cock
>>217057202speak for yourself, faggot.
>>217057202Weak and dumb relative to what tho
My favorite streamer brings me so much joy when I watch her, $30 a month for a tier 3 sub is nothing compared to that
>>217057248relative to me
>>217057239we ain't ever getting off this rock buddy>>217057248ayys
>teachers need to be paid more
i'm just saying its wrong that women have rights
Teachers have the most powerful union in the country and it's a bunch of insufferable unmarried hags
>>217057268>proving his own point that humans are retarded by replying retardedlyThat's smart. Wait...
>>217057278true
>>217056750Then it could be easily faked by posting the same post on another board
>>217057290Yeah it's stupid. The teachers union in Chicago openly post anti-ice and Trump stuff on their public page. They're also notorious for telling their teachers who to vote for
Why did this upset everybody yesterday?
It's nice to discover a new artist who captured comfy vibes well
>>217057398it didn't, people just said it seemed kind of gross like all thirdie food
hello hello
>>217057398Eh, Euros have pate and that's delicious but arguably just as gross
>>217057563You say that while eating curry and rice with your unwashed hands
>>217057468
>>217057122How about a Reddit screenshot?
Art
>>217057726There’s someone else who was an actual furfag
ssup fellas
>>217057762I assassinate your mom's pussy in the bedroom on the daily so the shoe fits
>kot follows me to the bathroom and stoicly guards the door while I shitman's best friend tbqh
Wicked looks bad
>>217057762>obsessed with muscle mommiesuhm hello based department?
>>217057675comfy
>>217057798>Wicked looks badHaven't seen the movies but the musical is fun went and saw it in college for extra credit
My doctor says I'm an alcoholic but I only spend 10% of my paycheck on alcohol, whereas I spend 25%+ on twitch/chaturbate/onlyfans etc. Therefore I think treating that addiction is more urgent.
>>217056632
I'm gonna start a local monthly meetup event irl, any tips? I'm not social at all I think I will scare people away
Brampton.mp4
Bad mad and wicked inna bed
fools and their money
>>217057872Where is the meet up gonna be?
>>217057600here's your crumb of attention pedro
>>217057951Brian’s place
>>217056260His Highness Sam Altman just gave me Sora 2 access and I've been nutting nonstop the past few days to obscure stupid fetish scenarios
>>217057895DISGUSTING
>>217057960Thank you Rajpreet, Happy Thanksgiving to you and your joke of a country *raises glass*
sneezed 3 times
>>217058016thanksgiving was a month ago
>>217058007Is that neck achievable natty
>>217057965who is Brian?
>>217057895>>217058007would
Hi my name is stereo mike
>>217056315tragic
>>217058117hi stereo mike. i would like to kiss you on the cheeks
>>217057825I just came back from a ride in the woods and the area I was in looked just like this. I hadn't been down those trails yet so it was cool seeing it
>>217056315how does one mod a game? do I have to be a hacker or something?
>>217058117My name is Michael "4000" Wattshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZAYzLjQAd4
>>217058180No. You just need to be incredibly patient moving, copying and pasting files and watching awful tutorials
just lost nnn bc bfberg asked me to cum for himoh well, at least i set a new pb
>>217058180youtube tutorials and looking through obscure internet forums
>217058223
>>217058215>>217058232You just change how the environment looks?
>>217058176It's winter in NA where tf you biking the magical forest?
>>217058223jasonesque
>>217058246https://themidnightride.moddinglinked.com/intro.htmlthis is the guide I followed when I first started, I didn't fuck with any youtube tutorials
>>217058286I ride all throughout the year
>>217058352uhhhhh are you the sourdough anon?
Guy at works brother died and our manager told him to please handle personal business outside of company time and get back to work
Just shovelled a whole shitload of snow. Weenter time is here wahooooo!
>>217058352cool
>>217058352based>>217058349I see, that's very neat>>217058418Grim, did he ask for a day off?
>>217058424I like shoveling snow thoughbehonest
I want to sex Kim Wilde
Took a shot to calm down I think I'm okay now
still unsure what i am supposed to do with my life
>>217058049which neck? i counted at least 3
>>21705851535 years ago right anon? right?
>>217058534have you ever done with two women at the same time?there's your answer
>>217058534You're not *supposed* to do anything. That's a psyop
>>217058570im a khhv
>>217058418Sent that freak flying
>>217058418i was treated that badly when i did labor. what's the jobtoil?
>>217058585then fall in love, get your heart broken and find out how miserable life can truly be>>217058564y-yeah.....
Hurry up and bring thanksgiving im bored af
>>217058534its quite simple, get a homeless schizo bf who begs for money daily but loves you
Damn it is really like thishttps://youtu.be/M9mBeQCZp7o?si=BpAwcOooBsll2exJ
>>217058658oddly specific anon
>>217058469>Grim, did he ask for a day off?Yeah that's when she told him, he was telling us that his brother died while we were all on break and that he was going to see if he could get time off but its thanksgiving so that's kind of hard right now and she told him to get back to work>>217058627>what's the jobtoil?bottom of the barrel tech shit, literally zero reason for our manager to act that way though she's a cruel bitch and everyone's lives would improve if she disappeared tbqh
>>217058534find good jobrefine your personality and appearancefind good womanenjoy your time together while you're youngstart a family once you're more matureraise kids into functional adultsretireexpire
>>217058662this nigger is BORINGat least he is a good ally and would NEVER EVER EVER EVER rape a woman
>>217058658>tranny>bf is homelessL O L
Mind your own business even if your family members die you shouldn't expect comfort and "hugs" from coworkers.That's what being a MAN is. Grief is a personal fight.
>>217058713in the first world, employees get bereavement leave so they can take care of their sensitive femoid family members
>>217058662LOL, I kek'd>>217058677That's fucking cold...very empathetic of her
>>217058713a problem shared is a problem halved
>>217058713He didn't ask for hugs, maybe he has to take care of the funeral. Also Mexicans are very family oriented don't give me than man up shit.
>>217058744Here too. You get three days off where I work. But it's as cold as you can get.
>>217058418tell me how the manager was objectively wrong
>>217058803Because we have empathy in the first world jeety
>>217058781Family matters are family matters not "my boss and my fellas at the Waterhouse" unless they're also your family obviously.
>>217058822yes and we have bereavement leave as a result, why was your colleague not using it?
>>217055810>*Marvel studios logo starts with no music*>*Background audio is Dustin Hoffman saying:"You know I don't know why so many people bash bread, so many people eat it and nobody dies"*
>>217058534become a fish tycoon and never be a poorfag again
>>217058888
>>217058379Lol no. Why?
>>217058838at the Waterhouse?
Asmongold is literally dominating the internet. Destiny? Total hack, completely forgotten.Hasan? Crashing and burning, going to be doing gay porn soon. E-girls? No one gives a shit now that Vtubing is a thing.
oooooouuughh i hate my life and i have to kill myself tonight
>>217059076for me its papameat, penguinz0 and the french squeezie and mcfly and carlihonte
>>217059076asmongold, destiny, and hasan, e-girls, and vtubers are all subhuman dogshit
>>217059099same
>>217059076I have never been recommended an Asmangold video, what does he do? He talks about politics? I though he was a WOW guy
>>217059137Papameat is a shitlib, his Meatcanyon cartoons are great though. penguinz0 is pretty lame IMO, very milquetoast opinions. It's like he purposely picks the safest, most generic stance on everything. >>217059162Asmongold is a God among men.
just posted bait on another thread lets see if anyone bits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWUC2-ypnDQ
>>217059172He's basically just a video game neckbeard who lives like 90% of /cum/ yet he streams it all and makes millions. He has chuddy opinions and names the J's with zero fucks given. He's relatable to a huge number of people and down to earth too so he's palatable to a wide audience. Unlike Zestiny he doesn't talk about shit he doesn't know about. Unlike Hasan he isn't a queer leftoid faggot primadonna. He talks about current events, politics, gaming, social issues, etc.
>>217059215why does he live in squalor if he’s so rich
>>217059215I see thanks for the qrd. >>217059240I've seen some memes on /pol/ about cockroaches and his room being abysmal, I'm also wondering why doesn't he buy a new home or at least clean up, he can pay someone.
Yuck it's sucking streamer's cock hours
Oh no! Dasha is about to kill herself! Would you stop her?
>>217059313no. die bitch
>>217059240Could be depression>>217059313Red Scare memes would almost be okay if they weren't so terminally irony poisoned, you couldn't get me to watch a p*dcast with a gun to my head though
>>217059338
today I will be taking 30mg instead of 20
>>217059348>>217059352I can fry a whole chicken in her voice
vocal fry is hot as fuck though, maybe i had a formative childhood experience to make me like this...
Why does every other zoomer have a gay lisp?
I took a handful of THC mints at my cousins bar mitzvah
meow
He's boned lowkey
>>217059215All of these streamers are fags and they should be hanged or beheaded
>>217059240He lives how he wants to live, simply. Why should he blow all his money on some jewish mansion and pay fuckloads more in (((taxes)))? He grew up really poor, probably has some mentality about not spending too much money too.
>>217059410Those look like european pancakes aka crapes, palachinki in my cunt.
>>217059426Destiny pls. We know you fell off. Be grateful no one is talking about you anymore, they wouldn't have kind things to say.
crepes? more like Crap
>nutella crepestoo good
>>217059428He should clean the room though. This is unnaceptable.
I'd like to jam my palachinki in Dasha's cunt, if you're able to decipher my subtle innuendo.
petition to ban schizos who spam the same woman over and over
Can you guys pick more exciting celebrities to post about?>AsmongoldDumb guy who says stuff on mic>DashsDumb girl who says stuff on micWhat ever happened to some good old fashioned DUIs or coke binge police chases or paparazzi catching people cheating?
>>217059467looks like the average /cum/mer's room
>>217059470who would do such a thing
>>217059467That's not how I would live, but it might be part of his process. Maybe he cleans up the place and suddenly he feels off, weird, and can't be himself. Now his views go down, he's nervous, upset, all his roach buddies are gone. Idk sometimes you just can't mess with a good thing if it works.
I tried to make American pancakes once but I failed, my technique was shit, but that's before I started really cooking. They werent tall and fluffy
ayo dis unc corny af like swim nigga tf :laughing_crying:
>>217059486I hope not>>217059499I would pay someone to clean it up if I had so much money. There's bowls of food on the floor for gods sake, no wonder he has roaches.
>>217059499>Idk sometimes you just can't mess with a good thing if it works.wtf that's literally my life. i hate change
>>217059467Surprising lack of piss jugs. Granted, we can't see through those big gulp cups.
Make fun of leftcucks
>>217059405I miss having openly Jewish practicing friends. One moved north and became a soulless techbro, the other was a long slow falling out. My best friend is a wonderful guy but he's a snarky cynical secular Jew on a good day
>>217059447I said all
>>217059535>i hate changeMost people do, if they've reached a point of stasis that gives them comfort or security. The risk of the unknown is often seen as far worse, even if the known isn't as good as it could be.
>>217059537I doubt he would piss and leave the straw inside.>>217059541I don't like punching down
>>217059547Why should they believe that religious bullshit
>>217059547>became a soulless techbro,Weird how these guys all talk the same use case this or that and all the other corpo buzzwords they eat that shit up
>I said all
>>217059619I don't watch that cuckold fag eitherI don't watch any of those weirdo freaks sitting unwashed in a gamer chair
>>217059379it's because you won't stop watching the kardashians
One day into work and I already want to quit
>DestinyIts a guy??? Wtf I thought you guys were talking about the game all along.
>>217059669you just turn off the monitor every so often and gaze at your own greasy reflection
>>217059717bodied that freak
>>217059669based>>217059717>>217059740faggots
>*Universal studios logo w/ Beastie Boys-Posse in effect playing in the background*
>>217059755>t.
>>217059760finna buy Paul's Boutique on vinyl soon
if someone isn'tcapable of cleaning his room or at the least presenting himself half decent, then I have no reason to listen to such a person
>>217059717I got an anti-glare screen for similar reasons
>I don't watch those stupid streamers>I'm not like the rest of you
>>217059816You are currently reading a post made by such a person
>>217059770>>217059740>>217059717t. seething fan boys
>>217059842i dont watch gay streamers
>t. seething fan boys
>>217059826But I don't o any of these, I had Netflix when I lived with someone but I canceled it.
I am sofa king bored and I’ve already came
>>217059866>gay streamersThat's redundant
*AHEM*
>>217059924she looks like she smells
I don't watch streamers but I am also disconnected from modern culture I don't know regular celebrities either
Do you guys help with the cooking on Thanksgiving? I don't think I've ever had roasted turkey, would eat a thanksgiving meal though.
>>217059954You watch troon toons
If you watch anime but don't watch streamers you're kinda at the same level as people who watch streamers, like it or not.
>>217059984Wait I actually know John Cena I like movies he's in, maybe that's just autism
The lord my God please send down a 9mm bullet into my head Please shoot my brains out Jesus
>>217060004me too
>>217059954Same
I watch Bad Gear
>>217059954I don't know what's on television anymore but I'm too ugly and conformist to be telling people I like anime so I claim I don't watch television at all and only read books
Saw this uber hot red headed milf at work
>>217059605It's bleak. He graduated right at the start of the CS bubble burst, and he flips from startup to startup with probably over half his paycheck going to a Boston apartment. Whenever I ask him what he does for work he can never really explain what he actually does
>>217060037Anime is semi normie now it seems like unless you're like obsessed with it
>>217060047Tech bros love their acronym soups It's always some verbal diarrhea like "I manage sociaatic verdant LPROs in the virtualization sector and explore new use cases in the area of disk utilization using artificial threat intelligence monitoring" I suspect all they do is push some buttons around and Google stuff, who can say for sure
>>217060044We have so little redheads here, my literature teacher was a redhead but she was very very ugly. One of my buddies married a beautiful redhead but she is Canadian, was kind of struck by her beauty when I first saw her, good for him.
cum has been slow the past few days
WHAT'RE YA BOIYIN?
>>217060165It's because I haven't been posting
did you guy see the Campbell soup scandal?
>>217060169ballistics
>>217060165 /cum/ is normie central theyre all preparing for Thanksgiving
>>217060181Do you guys get Friday off?
I have nobody to celebrate thanksgiving with
>>217060169GOT A SELECTION OF RARE THINGS ON SALE STRANGERWELCOME HUH HUH THANK YAH
Almost done playing halo 2 on heroic absolutely dread flood levels
>>217060176Do we short or long campbells tho
>>217060197you can celebrate with your /cum/ frens
>>217060206Not sure, first I gotta see the analytics of who saw the article and who is googling Campbell 3d printed meat.
Black people always say>On my mamaBut never "on my papa". That says a lot
>>217060234
>>217060234Warrior/criminal cultures always are full of mamas boys niggers and italians are prime examples
>>217060197Just celebrate with cum
>>217060037My friend says she reads books and doesn't go into much detail about them so I know she just reads smut.
>>217060272And I would let him too. Wait what?
>>217060197Come for a vacation to Canada, our thanksgiving happened a while ago so it'll just be business as usual.
Classic Jason tier meal
Man the PSP. Now that was a handheld.
>>217060333I wanna get a ps vita
>>217060324this is wrong
I just bought some Campbell's for Thanksgiving.
becoming an incel after having sex a lot is worse than being a virgin
>>217060333Ummm I believe you mean the Atari Lynx.
>>217060333frfr
>>217060347lol I just posted that because I finished playing a psp game on my vita
>>217060306I want to visit canada but its too expensive rn
Remember if you don't constantly keep your spirits up and contribute, then you will be le discarded
>>217060324horrendous
>>217060385Yeah I was joking it's not really worth it unless you are a nature lover and are going to see/stay/hike/whatever a specific place imo.
>>217059839I only fucking drink icelandic water
>>217060409>unless you are a nature loverI am, and I love the snow. I was thinking of visiting kamloops someday
>>217060412Is it expensive? I wish most spring waters were in glass bottles.
>>217060425You should visit iceland
>>217060412What's with the meth smoker skin?
>>217060437Hes a brazilian shitskin They all look dysgenic
>>217060425oh and Banff of coursealso gotta visit rogers center for all 32 ballparks
Lum's Bra is handsome
>>217060432It's super expensive no one buys that brand here
Day 3 of wax being impacted in my ear.
>>217060480You are retarded it's like $3 at the 7-Eleven
duck status: fucked
>>217060495That would be like $7 in Canada.
>>217060495It's like 8 bucks in walgreens
>>217060455prepare for a billion jeets, Lake Louise is INFESTED with them now. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NMPSapmAlHs
There are many middle aged people who work retail
>>217060374Lucky dog
>>217060491you can clean that out with a loop hook extractor sold in any cosmetics department.
>>217060508>>217060512.
>>217060495That's a lot for a liter bottle, at least or me. >>217060515Canada is so pretty
>>217060534Are you seriously going to pay four bucks for water when you can drink it from the faucet for free?
>>217060546You can also have sex for free but people still pay for it
>>217060534>glass bottlehell yeah
>>217060562>people still pay for ityou mean people DONT know about jason's mom?
>>217060518I bought it only a year ago. Pretty good deal tho $175 for one basically in mint condition with a Batman game. Not that the game mattered because I bought one to jailbreak
wonder how it would feel if all the microplastics in my body suddenly vanished
For some reason I like the cyrillic alphabet, very nice
>>217060575I know she's got it going on
>>217060546>you can drink it from the faucet for free?You can also eat food free if you're willing to eat your own pooSo why don't you?
ediblesburg has entered
so glad that brazilian faggot is gone
>>217060597I am a white man I'm not a fucking disgusting Indian like you
>>217060588Wrong picture
>>2170605824 million whatever measurements of testosterone
>>217060582it would feel like going even further beyond
>>217060588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFMaEIHIrGw
>>217060601I love the Brazilian
>>217060601I'm glad the Iraqi anon died in a car bombing or whatever happens in Iraq
>>217060647I’m bored but not THAT bored
>>217060647
>>217060629he was just a proxy bot from Israel anyways, same with the schizo egyptian.I really did not like that Lum's Bra fag though
>>217060608You are projecting
new>>217060691
>>217060677a lot of boomers here at the malls just go for uggos from the ghettos though
>>217060525I'm not sticking anything in my ear in an attempt to get it out, that's how it got impacted in the first place. Gonna take a shower in a bit here, hoping it'll come out then.
>>217060165i only post here because i hate burgers and im banned on /ho /
>I hate burgers, thats why I post in the /sp/ general thats like 70% american
>>217056260who is that
