silly little dance editionvirgin >>217035086
good morning /med/
Good morning /med/.
Good morning /med/looked west to see how things were going in Europe run by the AIGreeks got completely overrun by the Caliphate, Byzantium survives still as an Empire-tier title however they have a single county in southern CyprusGreeks still dominate Greece and Anatolia however the majority of them have converted to Islam
Good morning /med/ders, it snowed a bit more during the night
>>217061845>med?>more like mid, amirite?
Hello medlings, it's back to the office. Can't wait for my flat white.>>217065054Kino alert! Winter is here!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1764055739814244.mp4catnigga if he scottish
>>217065166Based
Good morning Sirs!
>>217061845>>217062966Despite buying the Orange Box on the day it was released, I have NEVER played TF2 my whole life.>>217065054Here it’s finally sunny after weeks of rain. And cold at 3 degrees.>>217065209Catnigga is Scottish thougheverbeit.
Good morning. >>217064910Over.>>217059290Yeah right.
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>>217065556icles
Nothing like a big morning poo.
Good morning sirs.Seems like the temporary regional ban has expired as now I can post without verifying with email.Felt weak (fml) but managed to do 1x2 unilateral assisted pullups at 50 kgs then 1x2 weighted pullups at 100 kgs. Even the first set felt like shite, but afterwards things just felt more shite. Only did 9 sets as I could not be assed to hit 'ceps and rear delts today. Also did some bencherino for the lulz but 'nitis started fucking with me at 1lmaopl8s. Ovah.>>217065572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR82_cpW9Dc
What the fuck is wrong with France.
>>217065751It's over...
>>217065751turkey out there defending agriculture...
>>217065779I'd like to see a similar graph for us.>>217065857Based Turks.
>>217065488>Despite buying the Orange Box on the day it was released, I have NEVER played TF2 my whole life.cringe
I am enrolling.https://x.com/ProfKlausSchwab/status/1992930907679072505?t=TWdiWL4hzenOb1AsKj5aXA&s=19
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>>217066190>a course on being prepared for ze new vorld ordersign me uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyxJ72G0lMplaying this banger right now
>>217066190they linked up btwhttps://x.com/GunterFehlinger/status/1993021307706105943
>>217065488What the hell why not? Best FPS ever
>>217066374based, greatest multiplayer game of all timeit's not the easiest game to pick up, but he didn't even do that
>>217066485Well it's pointless to do that now, the game is way past its zenith
>>217066510tf2 is still tf2, i still play it and it's a blast, but i can see why someone younger than the game wouldn't have the patience for it
>>217066592That poster is definitely older than both of us
>>217066233I was going to make a joke that this is just a new trap to get victims for their sacrifices to Moloch, but then I realised that if you're enrolling, you're too old.>>217066236Kek.https://youtu.be/imqvLToWH7k?si=pox8LJw35XiwUzFc>>217066268I found the video through him lol.>I invite you to my PodToo good.
>Loud jet fighter flying above.It is over. They found me.
>>217066610and he never played tf2 despite buying the orange box on day onesilly silly anon
I won't get a salary raise this year, which was kind of expected.I should get one more certification so I open myself to fullstack jobs and widen my possible offers and then leave the company.But playing EU V is fun.
>>217066728join a union or algo
https://youtu.be/S3zTDupfAho?si=W0ljlEae7i_jjEBO>tfw the album was released on the 10th of September, 2001.
>I really like this product and would rate it 5 stars out of 5, but... I don't like the original box of the product so I'm only giving it 4 because of thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuK9P6SDEHk>>217066728>I should get one more certificationHow long should that take?
>>217066979Depending wether I play EU V or actually study.
>>217066986How long should it take if you sit down on your ass and study?Also, talking about EU V, do you think you'll play EU IV for the lulz in the future or will you only stick to EU V?
>>217066728Maybe you should do something useful as well
>>217067029Idk, a week?I doubt I'll play much EU IV in the future except maybe for nostalgia, the thing about EU IV is that I already played basically the big majority of nations and now without updates I won't have a reason to go back and play idk France again.That's not the case for EU V, I still have to learn to play properly and after getting good then there are many countries I'd like to play and then there will be updates making the game better so some countries will be worth replaying.I also prefer the EU V systems like the pop stuff, EU V is just the better game.>>217067092Having fun is useful.
>>217066728Grim.I expect 5-12%.
>>217067339>Idk, a week?So you're telling me that getting that single certificate in particular would absolutely broaden the amount of jobs you could land and would probably also result in you getting a higher salary... yet you play EU V instead of studying?I'll fly to Andalucia NOW and beat some sense into you. You might be stronger but I have a larger reach. Might tear of my 'ceps completely cuz of the 'nitis when I slap some sense into you but if it lands you a better job it'll be worth it.
>>217067486Can't suffer in Deuschtland.>>217067504I'm simply not made for studying.If I was able to sit down and study I would have gotten much further in life but I simply can't.If you can do it congrats.
In response to yesterday’s thread.
>>217067984>I just posted a thumbnail, I hate phone posting.
>>217066662People are making a fuss over this as if it is something new lol some people here are so fucking miserable, that they make me look like the jolliest of the jolly.
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good morning gentlemen
>>217068159How's it going in Brazil, I was reading the other day that your former president was arrested?
>>217066190>>217066236>>217066268prepare the bug farms>>217067486>I suffer in Germania
>>217067984>If you can do it congrats.The beating some sense into you or the studying part? I doubt I could beat sense into you despite the reach advantage as you could just ohp me o algo.>If I was able to sit down and study I would have gotten much further in life but I simply can't.Sure, but come on broski you said it should take you a week. If it took you years to get that certificate ofc it'd be much different. But it's just a week.I'll stop the nagging now doe.>>217068159>
>>217068176business as usual, the actual president was arrested himselfwe just "live" through this madness
>>217068242I despide these shabbos goys with all my passion(((You)) on the other hand, must enjoy them a lot
>>217068290>(((You)) on the other hand, must enjoy them a lotNot really.I feel like if she lives in Brazil she should care more about Brazil instead of caring about Israel. Sure you can care about a foreign cunt too, but they take it too far.
>Adolescence lasts into 30s - new study shows four pivotal ages for your brain>Adolescence - That changes abruptly from the age of nine when the connections in the brain go through a period of ruthless efficiency. "It's a huge shift," says Dr Mousley, describing the most profound change between brain phases.>Unsurprisingly adolescence starts around the onset of puberty, but this is the latest evidence suggesting it ends much later than we assumed. It was once thought to be confined to the teenage years, before neuroscience suggested it continued into your 20s and now early 30s.According to science, I am still young.
>>217068252Grim tidings from Brazil.>>217068368Youthfulness is about the physical condition of the body, if everything works properly it doesn't matter if you're in your thirties.
>>217068368Age-mogged by el magyar, over.
>according to science, i am still young
>>217068368>Adolescence — that whole growing-up era — legit hits a HARD switch at like age nine, when your brain connections go full Hunger Games mode and start eliminating each other for efficiency. Dr. Mousley was like, “yeah it’s a huge shift,” and honestly he kinda spilled with that one, ong. Brain really said “new season, new me,” fr.>And look, puberty still pulls up like “sup, let’s start the chaos,” but apparently adolescence doesn’t dip when high school ends like we all thought. First everyone was like “yeah it’s just teen years,” then neuroscience came thru like “haha psych, it’s actually your 20s,” and now this study is basically screaming, “SURPRISE, YOU’RE STILL A BABY UNTIL YOUR EARLY 30s.”>Like bro… we’re out here filing taxes and paying rent while our brains are still in beta testing?? I can’t. No cap. Highkey embarrassing for evolution desu.
>>217068619Fuck off
>>217068648just go to Turkey bro
>>217068669doesn't work for diffuse thinners
>>217068669I'm not rich enough
Let's crowdfund wigs for the baldies in /med/.
noooo they're not wigs they're hair systems!!!!
>>217068619I'm number 1 on this chart though, and no one in my family has ever gone bald.Science has defeated you.
>>217068915Holy fakeceldom
>>217069080Are you implying that it is more challenging for bald men to have sex?Where is your peer reviewed research paper.
>>217069080Bald men have more testosterone than haircels though. I may be eternally young (like a fat elf), but I have soy genetics.
>>217069482trvke
>>217069482That's bullshit, it's about an increased sensitivity to a derivate of testosterone, not to a high amount of testosterone per se
>>217069482Deboonked.Hair follicles being sensitive to DHT is what does the needful, not testosterone itself.
@'ussyHave you by any chance watched any of the following tranime?Higurashi no naku koro niSteins gateMadoka Magica
>>217068221>>217066629he's cooking
>>217066797Decent one>>217069711>his Pod
>>217067504There's a reason andalusians are famous for being lazy
>>217069711Bugs, I assume.
>that feeling when size S of a given pair of pants is too small for you, but size M is too big for you...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBiT36MCLqs
>>217069662>Higurashi no naku koro niNo.>Steins gateDropped it after watching the first episode.>Madoka MagicaNo.
Unmatched by the cute girl that answered my messages except the ones about having a dateI hate women
>>217070145>but size M is too big for youGrimEat more
>>217068368She was only 32 years and three months you sick fuck!
>>217069711How to be a memester, and get away with it 101.
>>217070486>>217069425>>217070234alri
>>217070001yummy bugrgers>>217070547he seems to be having a lot of funhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1764076404300922.mp4good on him
>>217069662>Steins gate>Madoka MagicaBoth good choices.
>>217070588I’m not a filthy g*rm though.
I suffer in shithole
>>217071038Imagine if vandalisers were stopped, what a crazy thought for our country that must be.
>>217071038Clean it.
>call physiotherapist cuz of 'nitis>"lmao sorry we need a note from your doc">call doc>"lmao I can't do that bcuz retarded laws">call clinic>"lmao the doc who could give you those papers resigned two days ago"I absolutely despise the industrial revolution and its consequences.>>217070883I think I'll start watching one of them tonight. Still have some time left to decide which one I should watch.>>217070990posting from germany? We don't do that in germany ahh moment
>>217070305Well, I can always be thinner
>>217071316I will abuse the work’s von, and you VILL like it.
Brunecel momenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKOa5Fi6fmE>>217072312https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DghqGLtNytw
>>217072990Trvke
>>217071038clean your walls.
Große deutsche Titten on the 'log
Am back
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>>217075494Not gonna blogpost but good news is that I didn't crash the car, bad news is that while parking I scratch the car rim a bit.There was huge traffic jam on the highway when going there, also at one point during the beginning of the jam I had to stall fast because I didn't expect the line to abruptly stops.
>>217075530was it raining or snowing?
>>217075676It was raining a lot
Also forgot to say but GPS malfunctioned when entering Metz so I had to rely on my own for the highway part.
Sometimes I really wish I was a NEET, so that I wouldn't have to go around seeing cute girls all the time and being reminded of my lack of pussy
>>217076345What's your job ?
>>217076345Poor GirondeTruly a svffermaxxingcel
>>217077057I hate the highway and I hate driving and parking
Drank again for lunch and now. Worked a bit tipsy
>>217076345Literally me>>217076610The pain is intense but I'm getting used to it. Monkmaxxing, assexual being.
>>217076592Still in uni>>217076610Exactly, I sympathise with him>>217077357Based
>>217077468Based gif >>217077490Go study in a country full of ugly chicks
>>217056455>I looked up the place (which is not Metz) there should be enough parking>>217075530>bad news is that while parking I scratch the car rim
>>217076345Being a NEET is also horrible.t. ex-NEET
>>217078310Too much free time makes you find it all boring, I couldn't play games or watch movies in my last months of being a neet, there's sweetspot I think, like, spend a bunch of hours doing work or something and then you start enjoying your free time again
The gym added a new hip thrust machine.It's shit, it's a selectorized version that goes up to 180 kg but the ratio is such that 180 kg feels somewhat light.I know it's a machine for girls, but still why not make it so the pulley ratio is at least 1:1, the weight increase by very small jumps anyway.
Had a very fucked up dream tonight. Some neighbor turned out to be a disgusting hardcore furry with a suit and he was fucking weird about it and hiding some hardcore stuff in his attic.Later I climbed a mountain and any refuge I stopped at, the only payment method was to get raped by a pig monster so I didn't stopped and reached the top in one go.>>217077563Kek knew you'd like it
>>217078275Please refrain from bodying the freak.>>217078545Time to impress girls.>>217078548Had to reach the top in one go as the refuge of the recent woolk was closed for repair. Also because I'm clinically insane.and also had a weird dream. A mix of severance and horrible stuff.
wsup fellas
>>217078823You shall be Xlebian
>>217078275Contrary to what I thought and what Street View has shown to me, there was a fence closing a chunk of the parking and there were more cars than I expected already there.Had to a U-turn to park the car but I went too far right and hit the sidewalk.
>>217078823Good day Bulgarianon, how was that bread ? Did you spread something on it or did you make sandwiches ?
>>217078542TrvkeIt took me a long ass time to start enjoying vidya once again.>>217078823Wagie sesh was mid today. Apart from that nothing interesting.What about you fren?>>217078545>I know it's a machine for girlsSo true sister. You should motivate them so they do bench and ohp.
>>217078545>hop on the hip thrusts machine>with every thrust the bulge pops a bitYou're golden, women will finally be all over you.
>>217079011Good day fren, the pics I posted weren't from that day, I haven't baked in a month or two. I might bake something this weekend, recently got gifted a pizza stone so I might try to make a round pizza pie.>>217079043Same, boring day at the job, just got home, helped my brother cause he's moving in a new apartment and now I'm chillin.
These robowaifus keep getting more and more realistic.
I hope Chelsea destroys Varcelona tonight>>217079214Nice, I got myself a pizza plank and shovel last year, it makes for tasty pizzas>>217079215Can I have a robot with AmberCutie body ?
>>217079251Pizza plank? Like picrel? Isn't a shovel and a plant the same? I should buy a shovel because I'm not sure how I'm gonna put my pizza on the hot stone, I thought of making it on baking paper, putting it on the stone in the oven for 3 mins and then sliding it out when the dough is kind of baked so the baking sheet slides underneath it, otherwise there's no point of the baking stone.
>>217066190sucks that he’s been replaced by the Nestlé ceo
>>217079365forgot pic
>>217079365No it's like this desu, it's made of steel, maybe "plank" isn't the right word. You let this heat up and then you put your pizza on it
>>217079442Oh a pizza steel, yeah. That's better than stone. I was meaning to buy one and that's why my friend bought the stone. I'm still gonna buy one later probably, it cooks the pizzas better on the bottom (conducts more heat). My oven is really weak, it's only 250C
>>217079442That costs 50 euros in magyarland. Had no idea those were a thing.Are they worth it for frozen 'zas?
>>217079215Imagine that robot in your bedroom <3
>>217079496Yeah it cooks better than without it, but my oven can only go to 275°C>>217079647I've never used them on frozen pizza because you're supposed to heat it up for 30-40 minutes and it's not worth for frozen pizza
spaghetti aglio, olio e peperoncinoAglio more cooked than last timeSome tomates with thatClinically HUNGRY
>>217079647They are worth it if you are a pizza maker or bread baker and have no dutch oven, It's probably gonna be good for frozen pizzas also, the crust will be crispier definitely. >>217079706275C is good, those 25C make a huge difference. I regret buying mine now but that was before I got into baking. Next one is gonna be a 300C.
>>217079825Why the tomato?
>>217079825Still no parsley
>>217079994He might not like it because of the soap thing, I have that also but I don't mind it when cooked.
>>217079991Because I have some tomatoes and they will expire soon>>217079994FUCK I FORGOTWhat a dumb negro I am
Do you like point and click games /med/>>217080051It makes a meal more fresh >>217080308It's okay fren
>>217080336>It makes a meal more freshIt does, even a little heated up fat like butter and oil can make it not taste like soap for me, it's weird. It's good on pita bread and naan or whatever.
>>217080308But with algio e olio? If I were you, I'd just make a tomato sauce instead.
>>217080495It's a completely different taste profile.
>>217079706>>217079843Thanks lads.I don't make pizzas from the scratch often enough for it to be worth buying so I won't cop one.
>>217078751Based honestly, didn't expect any different from you
>>217080495Sounds like too much work>>217080654Problem of spending a night in a refuge, I was thinking about it, but that mean equipments for the night, more food and water and therefore a big bagHence the incelwoolk
>>217080617I make pan pizza every once in a while, it's pretty easy, combined a focaccia and a turkish flat bread recipe, I've been tinkering with the proportions for a year - I think I made a good recipe. Dough is light/fluffy and airy on the inside and the bottom is nice and crispy.
Rewatching eurovision songs I found this cutie pieLe sexe
>>217080549The other way around works, funnily enough.>>217080832Not at all.
>>217081176I like you, Bulgarian anon
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>>217081495Eurovision should have a rock band contest or something like that, so I can see more bands like pic related
Where is everybody ?
>>217082075I'm here. I'm downloading music, endlessly...
>>217081810Idk why but I think Eurovision is rigged, maybe i'm a bit cynical but I just have this feeling..
Chelsea is winning 1-0 and Varca got a red card let's go !
I'm in a strange moodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKejQrGq04w
>>217082488I don't watch it these days. But in the past I think voting was determined only by public voting. Maybe that's better than today because I think nowadays the results are only partly determined by public voting
>>217083317I watched it as a kid with my parents, I think it's always been voting with sms. I just don't trust the organizations.
>>217082571It's always the same: they laugh at Real Madrid for some irrelevant shitty match, and few days after they're the ones getting truly humiliated. Big mouth muhfuhckas. >>217081495Luxembourg was an underrated entry.>>217070246Kazakhstan is calling mon frere.
>>217081810Ballads need to be thrown in the trash and instead promote more genres, and the use of native languages.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8H932U5RmyQSchizo gf?
>>217085644be honestdid you leave this video's one comment saying this is why she's single?you can be truthful with me
>>217085046Real, good and supreme diversity>>217085644I like her mind
>>217085694Actually not me but I liked his post lol
>>217080336>point and click gamesyes, like disco elysium
