night landing edition>>217090225
movin' to Georgia. gonna buy me a big ol' house for pennies... then turn it into a drug den
>>217092001Brown coded post
What will be the next thing I read? Might re read kingdom, I need something chunky
>>217092036who the hell taught this young lady how to eat bread!?
LOL
>>217092060me on the right
>>217091998buy package of a few mouse traps. bait with peanut butter, not cheese. place along baseboards in dark areas of whatever rooms you've noticed it. you may want to use double sided tape to secure the trap to the floor. the lightweight traps bounce in to the air when they activate which sometimes results in nailing the mouse in a suboptimal place. like once the fucking trap only caught the mouse's front leg so I had the additional step of having to kill it manually before disposal.
Thank god finally a good OP.
Decided not to get high tonight. No booze either. This is radical action! It’s fucking boring and I feel anxious.
breaking news: gonna hit the john
>>217092086just going to get a bucket. it sucks they cant die a better way then drowning but i need them gone asap.
https://strawpoll.com/xVg71m0pGyrreminder
>>217092034it was a joke. I am gonna move to Georgia though. probably gonna end up in a shit house but it'll be worth it anyway
>>217092086you're a psychopath
hmmmm 11pm? almost the gooning hourvery spooky
Still traumatized about seeing my dad naked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rEBggjnv7c
>>217092133Why are you moving big bro
>>217092055>pro suicide group >they all kill themselves before accomplishing their goalsIn hindsight this was the most obvious outcome...
>Americans like Tom Clancy booksonly the old ones. the canadian and I are the only ones that read in /cum/ anyway
>>217092200I just finished reading this yesterday and now Im reading Brave new world again
>>217092117Dude just get a cat who cares about allergies?>>217092133What part of Georgia? Wanna hang out?
>>217092210Read Paradise Lost.>>217092200I read just not as often as I used to
>>217092199“Exit International” is such a funny name for their organization. They just want to exit, lol.
>>217092235>Read Paradise Lost.I'm fucking trying but I really, desperately need an abridged version. I have tried and tried, and I have a physical copy of it in my bookbag but I just cannot slog through Milton's overdescriptiveness
Behind every post is a real human being.
>>217092195because nothing I do matters anyway so I might as well go somewhere I like for once
>>217092261and a real hero
I miss Lore Sjöberg. Anyone here know his stuff? Probably not you're all like twelve. Dude was funny as fuck.
>>217092267and a real anhero
>>217092261Bot post
I live a sad, pitiful life
>>217092254>I just cannot slog through Milton's overdescriptivenessIt definitely takes a lot of effort to read yeah. But stick with it and you are rewarded with some of the most beautiful verses ever written in the English language
>do duolingo session>phone goes from 21% battery to 4% in less than 3 minutesthe fuck
>>217092166Jacob's Ladder.
>>217092384fucking love that movie
>>217092359Obamaphone
Dickbuttkus
I’m not having a panic attack. I just don’t feel good I feel very anxious. I don’t know what it is.
>>217092438The gdp is good in fact it's the best it's ever been believe me
>>217092442WHY DO I FEEEEEEEEEEEEL SO NUMBDOES IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH WHERE I COME FROMShould this be FIIIIIIIIIIGHT or flight?I don't know why I'm constantly so uptight
italy now recognizes the crime of femicide, punishable by life in prisonfemicide is a murder where the motive is the victim's female gender
Reading a book.
Watching some gay nerd read a book
ayo this nigga ahhhhhhhreadin a book
it would be fun if you could keep a woman in a parrot cage. just have her live inside it permanently. a grown woman in a bird cage. you could spray her with water any time you wanted and she couldn't do anything about it. the possibilities are almost endless if you think about keeping a woman in a bird cage.
>>217092478
my dog looks like he's having such fun dreams when he's twitching around in his sleep
thinking of watching stalker (1979) but the 4:3 is putting me off. is it worth it?
Feeling sheepy nigga
>>217092507read roadside picnic first then watch it and realize how tsarkovsky is a brainlet
>>217092149Did you look through the keyhole like I did
https://youtu.be/NHpx5h3kDfI>>217092541Roadside Picnic is one of those science fiction books I just have not read yet but should have.
sleepy time for this anon
>>217092507Yes, then watch Konstantin Lopushanskiy's apocalyptic kinos
See you in Valhalla.
>>217092668Ok *puts you in chokehold* shhh shhh
hmmmmm i think i'll poo
I struggle to even imagine being so intimate with another human being that we would engage sexually. That type of relationship just seems like stuff from movies. Let this be my only lonely doomer post tonight.
Not a fan of modern /cum/ desu.Just seems like a bunch of weird one off anecdotes like "Saw a squirrel today". I don't know why it's supposed to not be a blogpost because it's only 3 words long.Prefer /brit/ myself.
Brain is making me relive my L's again
just poo'd
Saw a squirrel today.
Saw a cat today
>>217092836
Actually since you mention it, I can't remember the last time I saw a squirrel? At my old place in the city they were everywhere but now that I live innawoods-adjacent I hardly ever see or hear them.
>>217092860did you pet it?!
>>217092894Yes, I feed it too sometimes
Your transphobia ends here and now *twerks on you*
>>217093003
goodnight
>>217093039Sweet dreams!
are canadians really like this
>>217093059China is Canada's Israel
>>217093079idgi theyre not even hebrew
>>217093083Their government worships China and if you say anything negative about China or Xi the Canadian police will arrest you for treason
Wumao itt rn
I will become a socialist for some Chinese pussy.
>>217093059based + qt
I am a night cat
Uh. So... Just saw a big dark orb go across the hallway and thru roomie's closed bedroom door. Kind of freaked out rn, should I like go and warn her or whats the play here
Going on a diet now
>>217093265I legit saw an orb once Not even kidding
>>217093281What did you do about it?
>>217093265I have never seen an orb. I am unable to advise on this matter on account of my inexperience with orbs and orb-like phenomena.
>>217093059She's not going to look very good as she ages. I'm a pro at telling, she's gonna look pretty haglike around 37ish yrs old at the latest
>>217093304Thanks anyway think im just going to pretend i didn't see anything and not get involved with whatever is going on in there.
>>217093295I conveniently forgot to bring my phone with me when I went outside for a smoke, so nothing.
makin macaroni at 429am award
>>217093979Holy macaroni!
Just backed up my Sanna folder.
>>217093979I just made (and ate) mozzarella sticks. Also I just took my meds w/ beer lmao
lol
>>217094297I just assume the whole internet is astroturfed at this point. Especially anything to do with politics. Honestly this shit sucks anyway. I enjoy maybe 10% of my time on the internet. The rest is just a big retarded distraction so I don’t need to be alone with my own thoughts. That’s too scary. So I’d rather be waterboarded with slop content and propaganda all day. I need to get the hell out of here.
>I'll just move to fucking Poland
Is it Crimbus??
>>217094415Indians just love role playing maybe
>>217094620Everyone in /cum/ is indian larping as white
>>217094646Indian internet theory
>be me>have beautiful angelic wings>they fold up in a very unique way>have bizarre pincer structure>some species can be fuckhuge>it's time for haman-sama to name me!Uhhhhhh yeah, you have nothing at all do with ears or wigs so I'll call you an earwig.>mfw
I don't like bugs
>>217094766Skill issue
Catberg just woke up from a bad dream. Now she's snuggling with me.
https://youtu.be/dlaSdG5gMBYCheeers to the Hungarian anon who got me into psytrance.
Both cats are currently sleeping on my bed praise Jesus
alcohol has ruined my body and now it's starting to work on my mind.
My balls bother me way too much
>>217095451I'm sorry to hear that fren
I'm a runchad.
where can i get matched with friendly randos again on a video games? what should i play? helldivers? FF14?
why can't I get mr. pibb in canada
>>217096377it is unironically over. The four Horsemen of the apocalypse, jeets, Russians, brazillians, and zoomers, have made every game unplayable.
Listening to this stream as I sleep https://onlineradiobox.com/ca/icimusiqueclassiqueabitibi/?cs=ca.icimusiqueclassiqueabitibi
day five of my right ear being impacted With wax
>>217096768straighten out a paperclip and make a hook on the end and start diggin
Not sure if I have work today or not. I'm gonna check the schedule now. I'm so nervous
>don't change my diet or habits in any way>start having dreams and waking up with morning wood more often
>>217096377Wtf is that
>>217094942My dog is lying on the bed
It's thanksgiving what are you thankful for? I'm thankful that Canada is absorbing all of America's jeets good riddance!
>>217096576The 1st one is way bigger than the others
The last grandmaberg will probably be dying soonish so I don't think I'll ever be having a Thanksgiving dinner beyond my immediate family ever again(unless I get a gf/bf)
Why are they like this?
https://i.4cdn.org/d/1761977262119081.jpghumpies emoji vandalised
i am gonna go to the netherlands with mom and sister
uncircumcised dicks are gross
>>217096768>buy 3% hydrogen peroxide>take cap off>fill half with peroxide half with lukewarm water>tilt head so impacted ear is toward ceiling>pour cap in ear>hold ear towards ceiling until the bubbling stops>dump ear>???>profit
>>217091946Wowzers!Can I set this as my wallpaper?
Why do they call it hump day anyway
>>217098838because its the day to penetrate vaginas
morning /cum/bums drinkin some covfefe
>>217092498Mine usually looks like she's chasing something or barking
>>217098307no you can't
>>217099400What if she poured the coffee into her shoe and you had to drink out of it
So say I wanted to use this cat in another image. What's it called when you cut something out of a picture? And how would I do it?
>>217099771then i'd have to do something like this
>>217099781I don't think that's possible
off to buy weed at the weed store
>>217099781This idea is only possible on AMD's newest ThreadRipper Pro CPU
>>217099925>>217100287I just asked chat gpt and it I did it. You Canadians, what a limited, finite race.
Playing OSRS
How many of you are NEETs vs. WFH chads?
>>217100347Nostalgia or do you actually like the game and have lots of fun playing?
>>217100406By my count, 2 Americans WFH and 2-3 Canadians do
girl cock
>>217100422Both really, but I think nostalgia is a big part of it
Uncircumcised dicks look exactly the same when erect, except they aren't calloused and dry and don't have a scar.
shut the fuck up about penises it's barely 10:30 in the morning
>>217100698as a woman, uncircumcised dicks are dirty and smell
>as a woman
People are like "you can't talk about cocks or drink alcohol or eat junk food at 10 in the morning, it's too early!"Bitch, I wake up at 4am every morning.
Been doing a bit of nooticing lately. What is it about this particular jacket that attracts trashy people?
who else here circumcised
weedberg has been acquired and my books came as welllovely wednesday
>>217100789i don't really see people wearing NorthFace parkas as much anymore, it's all CanadaGoose now. there's tons of counterfeit ones since they're a "luxury" item so you see actual rich people with them and then scummy white trash meth head wiggers wearing them too. NorthFace parkas are like a late 90s early 2000s thing
>>217100789I have several north face jackets
>>217100894I've got one too and I'm literally a white collar professional. I see 40 year old dads wearing TNF jackets, never trashy people. Asians love TNF too.
this world is simply not my home
TND jackets
>>217101074
hello
>donate 25 dollars to streamer>they don't acknowledge it;_;
>>217099781Fuzzy select. I tried.
>>217101190Fucking loser lol
>>217101312you're right :(
>donate 25 dollars to casino>they don't acknowledge it;_;
>>217101312lmao no kidding, what kind of fag donates to a streamer ever
>donate 25 dollars to a chinese massage parlor>i receive a vigorous handjob
>receives $5 donation>thanks viewer, reads their chat, and engages with them on a personal level:)
couple new timmies at the job site.i dont trust them
Im so fucking sick of American flags on here being beaners
>>217101561shut the fuck up paco, you're not fooling anyone
drinking covfefe
>>217101501yeah be careful, they might expect you to do work or tell health and safety that you're doing something insanely dangerous that jeopardizes everyones lives. gotta watch out for those timmies.>t. used to work with nogs and jeets on a jobsite
Have I got an idea in mind for the NEW. Hint: I took a page from the Sweden general
>>217101477Most down to earth multi millionaire!Greetings my fellow Asmondian
>>217101296Saftige frikadeller er jo ganske simpelt bare en af de bedste danske klassikere!
>>217101625Fat fucking tits??!
>>217101625mindbroken cuckold shit and demoralized gibberish posting?
a femboy said I was "really handsome"
>>217101585they are nosy and i dont need someone 10 years younger than me trying to tell me how to do my job.
A glimpse into our future
>>217101760it wouldn't be an issue if you knew how to do your job though, would it?
Being American is the perfect nationality to have if you love ragebaiting people
brownoids get hired because they're brown and then complain when white people expect them to do some work.
my ass is really sore from all the guys at my construction job
>>217101804it could be. can tell you never actually worked with people before. or that you are the nightmare coworker making things harder than they need to be.
Women are….?
BE MY NY WHEN HOLLYWOOD HATES ME
>>217101942evil materialist disgusting loose spiritual terrorists which a MAN must be on guard against at all times
>>217101909do your job and stop worrying about the people around you. brownoids can never just focus on the task at hand, constantly looking for drama or something to bitch about.worked with a black guy like that years ago, he did the metal flashing and gutters and just constantly bitched about everyone all the time despite being the laziest fuck on the site. he ended up getting banned after they caught him trying to stage a ladder accident for workman's comp shit.
How are my leftovers harming the planet
>>217101942Queens that need to be protected
https://youtu.be/A89g6JOWFeQ?si=tDF1HO-UeP1HpZwi
>>217102030the turkey and tater dumps you produce after eating these meals cause undue strain on the local ecosystem. if you're a coastal state your bowel movements are probably responsible for the death of at least one whale.
Making cinnamon raisin bread. It's going through the second ferment
>>217101647Nu får jeg sådan helt lyst til frikadeller.
>>217102170I know who you are. Why do you come here?
>>217102170Danske djævel...
>>217102231Australia is such a hellhole. Everything there wants to kill you. It's insane anyone even survived as a penal colony.
>>217102276The "people" who live there are mindless colonial drones who were given no purpose by the empire that implanted them there. Australians live in a stupor, imitating the way real people live while being empty inside. Australians seem to struggle with their identity. As Britain's position in the world has declined, so too has Aussies' willingness to associate themselves with Englishmen. And yet, unlike America, there is no epic war that represents the birth of the nation and the triumph of an ideology. Instead, Australia has one small and very overstated rebellion (Eureka), which is becoming increasingly popular as a reference point for divergence between motherland and colony, in no small part thanks to immigration from Asia, and a paper-based 'crisis' of constitution fifty years ago. Technology has made the world a smaller place, and unfortunately it seems to have brought globalization to Australia before it had properly developed a culture of its own.
So USA = Russia’s bitch?
Are we getting a snowmageddon this year or next year?
>>217102438Look to the birds for your answers. If you see a lot of fat birds it means we'll have a harsh winter
Why don't we just get non-stop snow storms from Nova 1 to April 1 in the entire northern hemisphere?
"Quentin Tarantino Recalls Laughing Through The Passion of the Christ, ‘Getting Kind of Turned On by the Beating’"
>>217102255Bara að sætta sig við það.
>>217101673
>>217102366Not to mention they lack the benefit of any cultural osmosis like what Canada experiences with America. They're just an island out in the middle of nowhere, their closest neighbours are a bunch of stone age island dwellers. I've noticed Australians seem to take a certain level of pride in being subservient too, not unlike Brits. Everything is always in reference to "the law" or "registration" or some aspect of its legality. They're overly concerned with making sure whatever they want to do is "allowed" by the powers that be. It's bizarre, Brits always talk about their "council" and what it lets them do too. Canadians and Americans, by and large, just think and do what we want unless or until some government stooge tries to interfere. I never hear people talking about "oh I wonder of our local council will ALLOW me to build this deck on my property", they just do it because it's their yard.
>>217102231Because cool image in the op.
fucked it up again award
Nah it's actually crazy how many jobs and white women will be stolen by desichads due to H1B. I'm scared timmy bros.
Quentin Tarantino lives in Jewsrael now
How is it fair that Mexico has this thread, /lat/, AND /mex/
i don't understand why indians come here just to get bullied, bizarre complex.
>>217102685you like our american aircraft carriers? come sit on my lap and let me tell you some stories about them. get comfy :3
>>217102800They get told fabulous tales of endless prosperity and trusting mlecchas to grift
>10 hour old /cum//cum/bros... The decline... We need to make /cum/ great again.
>>217102770its cause this thread is for beta cucks that keeps mexico in even though none of them post here
>>217102770been asking that for a while now. greedy beaners are everywhere.
My Indian professor told me to never go to India. She said that the smell paralyzes you before the plane lands cause it's legal to burn your garbage there.
>>217102800If you would please consult the instrument
Indians really are like the Ferengi
>>2171028672 separate Indians have said something very similar to me as well, not even joking.
>>217102862/cum/ used to last 15-16 hours
>>217102867+ the open sewers, constant public defecation, rotting corpses, and fact that people just toss garbage everywhere
lol everybody dislikes indians
>>217102862It's the day before Thanksgiving, mad niggas is out of town or travelling ATM, or just cold maxin' and relaxin'
>>217102938LOOK! A MEXICAN!
>>217102925That's practically ancient history in this general, like 2015ish
>>217102938this post has been fact checked and found to be: UNIVERSALLY TRUE.
About to get my bussy blasted by bbc
I was gonna use this but I made an even better one
>>217102887This type of metronome is really old fashioned. Even when I started playing 20 years ago they were kinda dated
>>217102940>the so called NEET, antisocial, stone-cold misanthrope incels of /cum/ all busy with friends and familyBunch of posers
>>217103009ChatGPT?
Indian hate is getting kind of forced and cringe now
>no telephony possible Yo, your bitch ass best GET some telephony, and quick nigga
>>217102676Yeah pretty much. We have a "Easier to ask forgiveness than ask for permission" attitude while, by and large, Europeans lick the boot and are overly concerned about laws, rules, etc. Europeans will flip their shit if you cross the road without using the 'ok to cross now' signal whereas North Americans are like "ok I need to get to the otherside, I'm walking when I feel safe to to so..."
>>217103013It's very advanced, in INDIA
>>217103033Oui, mais j'ai un milleur
What dish are you bringing to Friendsgiving?
>>217103062Post it, btw the Google image generator is really good now if you haven't tried it.
>>217103014It's a lotta fake cats up in this piece, yeah
>>217103071thank you sindhu.**opens can**
>>217102862it's one of the fastest threads on the whole site
>>217103071I don't have any friends
>>217103071Indian beer is all heavily hopped and skunky. It's the wrong kind of spicy
flying from podgorica to belgrade
>>217103083Im saving the better one for the NEW. I tried several image generators and most of them wouldn't let me write cum, it saw it as a violation of
i'm busy grinding on runescape
>>217103035lol cope more rajesh, disdain for indians is about as organic and fresh as it gets.
>>217103129terms.
use this for the new
>>217103156No, God dammit I have a thing I spent the better part of an hour working on and i WILL post it as the NEW. I shant be denied. >>217103155
>>217103129>most of them wouldn't let me write cum, it saw it as a violation ofAs on OG /cum/AI slop generator, let me help a brotha out. You have to type it something like C.. U.. M. or use other unconventional letterings. You can always edit those periods out easily later.
>>217103148I've hated them before it was cool. But a lot of the insults just come across as impotent seething
>>217103039I think it's a product of so many of them having kings, queens, emperors, etc. for so long. It's almost ingrained in their DNA to be servile and subordinate. Canadians have benefited from living next door to the most independent nation ever so it wasn't long before people stopped giving a shit about Britain and the monarchy here. I think kiwis and aussies never had that benefit and were always kinda looking back at Britain as their homeland and seeking some similar guidance.
aint no way bro spent an hour making a shitty AI jeet slop image
>>217103156I made that btw, thank you anon for appreciating it.
>>217103035This. We need to go back to Jew hatred
i hate pooping, its gross. I'm a massive germophobe (i hate germans)
>>217103035glowies gave up turning every single thread into anti china shilling because nobody was buying it yet somehow they learned nothing and they're doing the exact same thing with india
>>217103205no they don't, everyone has some reason to dislike indians at this point even if it's purely from online interactions with them. dislike for indians cannot be understated, any argument to the contrary will be interpreted as indian cope and seethe.
Hating Indians is completely organic, nobody needs to shill it because everyone has a negative interaction with Indians at some point.
>oh you dont agree with normie consensus about [thing]?>you must BE [thing]This is the height of zoomer thought
>indian needlessly draws attention to himself>people respond >proceeds to have a meltdown about how terrible everyone else is>thus demonstrating why he is so universally disliked
>>217103445kek everyone is tired of themthats pretty insane
>>217103445MI BOMBOOOO
How come communists still live in north america? Shouldn't they move to the actual communist countries like china or north korea if they love that ideology so much?
Goyimberg
>>217103445>I yelled move bombaclot fuckin indian and pushed them
>>217103512cummingberg
Stop hanging christmas lights before december you dumb fucks
>I pushed them and called them names "fucking niggerssss!!!" Then they kneeled down and cried at my chad attitude!!Post more of these "real stories"
>>217103549Costco has been selling and displaying Christmas stuff since August in my country. IYC?
>>217103207do you like 17th-18th century north american history anon?
GF is watching You on Netflix againI hate this show so fucking much
>MOVE YA BOMBACLOT FUCKIN IN-DYAN
>>217103739In Toronto it's more likely that some sort of other brown person or somali said that tbqh
Jamaicans can be cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpjLLw-cVzU
It do be like that
I'm having Jamaican thoughts
>>217103445Salvadorans and Hondurans have ruined the traffic in my town, you drive around at 11pm on a Tuesday and it feels like 7pm on a Friday.
What should the next thread edition be guys?
>>217103821Batty boy fi dem
i can't even get a rejection e-mail at this point, nevermind a fucking interview, it's been 3 months of this shit
Bread is in the oven. Sourdough with a little sugar, cloves, cinnamon, raisins, and dates
>>217103810Leftoids lightly edit /pol/ merchant memes from like a decade ago now, it's been an amazing transformation
>>217103872see >>217103156call it the starling edition
>>217103891bread posters this is our time. i'm going bake some in a couple of hours
>>217103937Ooh what kind? I already made 4 sourdough loaves last week.
>>217103954Let me eat your pussy
>>217103954olive and rosemary loaves
>>217103988This post is sexual harassment
I have no flour and I must bake. picrel one of my loaves
>>217091946mods,>>217103993>>217104044unwanted poster in the thread. the thread has him filtered and he gets 0 replies. it is an avatar flag and the posts are all avatar/signature containing dogwhistles. furthermore,>>217104080>>217104112these posts are extremely low quality I am saying he should be banned for the same reasons stated and for the reasons given now and in the past for why he should be rangebanned. thanks
Cumnerds be like I bake breadMeanwhile I just buy bread at the bakery
>>217103810LMFAO
>>217104154Very neat anon!>>217104185For some reason the bread anons are always very nice.
>>217104048Ooh nice. Do you dry the olives? Do you fold them in after the first ferment or mix them into the dough at the initial mixing?>>217104154Impressive. Sourdough or commercial yeast?
>>217104302>mpressive. Sourdough or commercial yeast?Both. I use sourdough and roughly 1 tsp of red SAF yeast. You get the flavor of sourdough with the predictability of commercial yeast
sex bloody bitch *wips my dick out and starts jerking it*
NEW>>217104339
mods,>>217103993 >>217104044 avatar/signature. check the archives for how many times this shit has been posted, or, better yet go see how many times it has gotten REPLIES! (even though the post already comes set-up - as an avatar flag and repost - to get replies, because all of the setting has been set up and hes already said the thing a thousand times). nobody wants this thing in the thread and I am calling for it to be rangebanned, to improve the website
