Britain cries out for science and agnosticism edition
White dicks are bigger sub edish
taxman is coming for you rorke
BUDGET: Summary of the leaked OBR report before the Budget - Income tax and National Insurance thresholds frozen for an additional three years until 2029-30 - Pension salary sacrifice capped at £2k a year for employee and employer contributions from 2029 - New 3p-per-mile-tax on electric vehicles from 2028- Mansion tax from 2028 on homes over £2m - Two child benefit cap to be lifted from April 2026 - Gambling tax changes including a rise in Remote Gaming Duty and a new General Betting Duty, worth £1.1bn - Freeze student loan repayment and interest rate thresholds for three years from 2027-2028 - Dividend taxes up by 2 percentage points for basic and higher rate taxpayers - Fuel duty frozen for another 5 months before being increased in stages from September 2026.
>>217097456
Let me tell you how it will beThere's one for you, nineteen for me
The British people are desperate for secular humanism
mum just called me to apologise for shouting at me earlier and says she was in the wrong
>>217097508>Gambling tax changes including a rise in Remote Gaming Duty and a new General Betting Duty, worth £1.1bnFUUUUUUUUCCCCKK
BUDGET: Summary of the leaked OBR report before the Budget- Income tax and National Insurance thresholds frozen for an additional three years until 2029-30- Pension salary sacrifice capped at £2k a year for employee and employer contributions from 2029- New 3p-per-mile-tax on electric vehicles from 2028- Mansion tax from 2028 on homes over £2m- Two child benefit cap to be lifted from April 2026- Gambling tax changes including a rise in Remote Gaming Duty and a new General Betting Duty, worth £1.1bn- Freeze student loan repayment and interest rate thresholds for three years from 2027-2028- Dividend taxes up by 2 percentage points for basic and higher rate taxpayers- Fuel duty frozen for another 5 months before being increased in stages from September 2026.
Howling at the spackers who actually voted for this
my budget plan if I were king of England:wogs outfree lucy letby
>>217097456look at the sunlight reflecting on the railing in the bus, absolutely divine
why don’t we just sell the falklands - £30 billion
>>217097595who's buying?
>>217097456Dogshit thread
SHAKING AND TWERKING MY WHITE BOY ARSE
>>217097595We'd end up paying the Argies for the privilege
Reeves just cooked Zac tbf
Genuinely having a wank over rachel reevesLooking proper milfy today
nth for the gyaldem
Reeves is a practicing Christian btwYet more evidence for the value of atheism
>>217097644She comes across well desu
>>217097630for me its teacher's pet helena behind her
>>217097655
>>217097567Well it's just not a solution because...it just isn't okay?!
>>217097644Terrible gimmick Adam
>be me>get an email notifying me that i've received a message on a dating app>get excited >open the message>it's from an south east asian monkey in her thirtiesthe life of a white timmy
>>217097644Reform mong acking out at their polling collapse
Wanking violently
>>217097681it's probably my brother lad
fuck sake i just woke up and the day is almost done
>>217097681mhmm la
Unironically who is this naughty little tart acting as the speaker?
Corr, imagine all the immies that we can house now
>>217097690Kek
>>217097683As-salamu alaykum
>>217097713wallahi!
>>217097681ktim
Rachel Reeves looks like she might have been slightly fit as a teenagerImagine teen Rachel slobbering all over your cock while crying
>>217097681get that brown pink pussy SHAGGED
this can of trees has gone to the dogs
>>217097733brother???
What is it with you lot and fancying politicians, grimmest profession going
>>217097681What dating app emails you when you get a messageWhat dating app has random SEA monkeys messaging you?
Please can someone faceapp Rachel Reeves's face to teenage age. Thank you
don't you see the beauty, don't you feel the pain
this world,is filling up with BAMEs,and nobody,want to take the blame
just got pastry flakes all over the toilfu's car seat she's going to fucking kill me
a budget for BAMEs
>>217097778New Morrissey single is it
>>217097771fucking UM
absolutely HOWLINGit's 7 years late and billions wasted and they still can't make them without the people inside vomiting and getting fucked up from the vibrationsand the gov thinks other countries will be interested in buying them lmao
>>217097768It's actually a dating site not an appBut in either case, you can chose to be notified by email when you get a message
>>217097807What is this story
just poo after eating yogurt
we here at labour do believe that if we simply KILL all white people, we will be able to designate over 3 trillion more pounds to BAMEs
Was made at the government but then they said it was the Tories fault so I'm not mad any more x
The image of Rachel Reeves crying was hotShe looked like those amateur porn 'desperate tryouts' who get roughed up and insulted by the director
>>217097827ah fairs, i'll vote for this to avoid being seen as racist and/or thick
>>217097456What an utterly brainless thing to say
>>217097816new army vehicle to replace the old ones is complete wank, and injures the soldiers inside because of extreme vibrations in the vehicle, they've been trying to fix it since 2019 at least (they can't)
>>217097852morning diego
BOOOOO
Reeves talking about motability
>>217097858hear hear
>new tax on sex arsesFucks sake
>>217097854Get them installed in town centres and charge women £50 a go
>>217097854How can you fuck up that badly Is suspension that hardIsn't this like a completely trivial engineering issueBaffles me
>>217097869and they've actually hidden further sex arse tax by disguising another new one as a silicone levy
>>217097816It used to shake and deafen people and now it makes them sick. Apparently it could be a decent vehicle, but they clearly still haven't sorted the issues.
>>217097869saw it coming i did, got my reeves sex arse ordered in yesterdaygot to get a nus ghani one now though ffs
Would you have shagged?
>>217097858spooky
>>217097644Christianity was Bolshevism 1.0
>>217097908Not even fit in her literal prime, get a grip lads
>>217097908waychel weeves and her 22 billion pound black cock hole
>>217097908Why do female Labour politicians have gypsy physiognomy?Reeves, Powell, Phillipson etc.
>>217097908I'd have a go absolutely Bent if you wouldn't
>>217097908yh...
>Disabled people who have a car through the Motability scheme will no longer be allowed "premium" vehicles such as BMWs, Mercedes, Audi, Alfa Romeo and Lexusit's over
>>217097807Making a big metal box is hard plz understand
>>217097869fucking outrageous, do they really have no shame
>>2170979082002 pic. she would've been in her early twenties
>>217097611Actually it's an excellent thread>>217097852Not at all. It's highly intelligent. Intelligent people know that science is a great thing, and they also know that God's existence is unproven.
>>217097943More importantly they're scrapping the VAT exemptions£300 million saved in one swoop
>>217097952yjk
The ugly one out of any girl band would be the fittest politician in British history by a million miles
>>217097966It's unproven yet they say there's probably no God, which is taking a stance, but it's more the second sentence which is brainless, telling people to 'stop worrying' about a question man has asked since the dawn of time and will continue to ask until the dusk of it. Imagine if it said>There's probably no intelligent life beyond Earth. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.
>>217097968Who tf develops a knight in front of a fianchetto in a setup like this
going to go back to waking up at 930 instead of 7 I can’t do it
timmy's brother in law
You know when people are standing on a bridge of a dual carriageway with banners for something. If you beep at them as you drive under that means you agree with them yeah? They won’t think I was angry at them ?
>>217097968I'd check her mate if you know what I mean
>>217097901The MoD fell out with BAE Systems who make perfectly good combat vehicles like CV90 and the ChadleySo they went to General Dynamics and asked them to modify an existing chassis to meet the need for a new armoured combat vehicle. They basically overloaded the chassis to a huge degree with a new powertrain, turret and a load of sensors and computing equipment to be able to pair drones and loitering munitions to.Capability-wise it's very good on paper but the base metal box can't handle all the weight.
she's like a solid 5/10 at best, is this really how low the bar has fallen
>>217098032poo arse
>>217098032She's so fit it's insane
>>217098029Alri World of Tanks lad
>>217098001>>There's probably no intelligent life beyond Earth. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.That might be a sensible thing to say, if:1. There was no evidence of intelligent life existing anywhere in the universe, even on Earth2. Many people on Earth (presumably non-intelligent) strongly believed that intelligent life beyond Earth definitely absolutely exists, despite no evidence of intelligent life existing anywhere in the universe
>>217098032look at that entry for doggie
god exists amen
>>217098033Broken Britain
>>217098049The point isn't really whether there is or isn't evidence, it's more about telling people 'not to worry' about a question that is important to a lot of people. Imagine someone thinking about why do we suffer, why are we here, is there life after death, and then humanists come along and go 'Don't worry lol' and they go 'Alright then! Time to move on with my life!', do you not see how ridiculous it is.
>>217098033she's way fitter than angela rayner. what does that make angela, a 2.5?
gymtoil completeofficetoil completerelaxationtoil for the rest of the day YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEEE
>>217098107she's like a 4, 4 and a half maybe
sir meaty minge
You can no longer access NSFW boards from the UK btw
>>217098109got a 4 day weekend starting in approx 5 hours
What does all this mean for the pubs though?
>>217098032too big
fat pale sweaty milf buttsmilf bum holelick
Put more than £2k into your pension every year, responsibly saving for your future, so you can be self sufficient and not a burden on the state, and you'll be taxedBut if you shit out another kid you can't afford have more money for freeWhat is this Government trying to say here?
>>21709813110 pound pints
>>217098143incel tax
COLONEL! WE NEED MORE TRANSGENDERS IN THIS MILITARY!!!
>>217098117so only 1 point less than rachel? nah, that isn't right
>>217098143>punish working people to give more money to the povvosCan we just have a general election? This government is even worse than the previous Tory ones.
>>217098107Rayner is disgusting
>>217098146*Wanks even more violently*
I just realized something, if you use slang words you may be talking in the same manner that slaves use to
rachel reeves is a 5.5 with bum haloyou love to see it
>>217098167you really are an imbecile lmfao
>>217098161Four more years. No refunds.
>>217098179
Don't understand why "person of colour" is encouraged but you can't say "coloured"
>two child benefit cap lifted*wanks so hard my cock starts smoking*
>my flat in london is worth about £1.6mlol dodged that one
>>217098211what does this mean? not a politicsmong
>>217098204Remember in about 2017 when overnight you were meant to call gay people queer again
>>217098204historical context i imagine, don't expect any kind of logical consistency from the leftypol types though
More money then to all the pakis and povvos with 7 kids, nice.
You could've stopped this
QRD on this budget then. Did they touch S&S ISAs?
Pakis from Wakefield to Whitechapel currently dancing in the street at their payrise for their 6 kids
>>217098252No
reckon if there were a zombie apocalypse you'd resort to cannibalism if you had to, or rather starve?
Get the social contract memes posted
>>217098266we live to fight another day
mommy reeves findom
>>217098143Think the key here is to convince the government I've got children when really I haven't
>>217098294no we don'tbe quiet
>>217098283...yh
It's a shagger's budget really isn't itIncels like us punished as per
>>217098336the sex arse tax is a step too far
>>217098179Cheeky
do you have a favourite word for a bum that's somewhat obscure? you know, words like "hiney" or "keister"
>>217098283Barely hanging on as it is, if there's a zombie apocalypse I'm immediately kms
>>217098283yeah but I'd only eat women because eating men is gay
Starmer's finna pay my rent!
>>217098357corr i reckon the fanny flaps would stir fry up a treat
>>217097456Life is for pleasure hedonism and your own enjoyment. Dont think about others only do things for you and take what you want
I was going to vote Reform but not anymore now that it has emerged Farage has said racist things 50 years agoIn fact we need to let in more immigrants, I'm not racist like Farage you see
>>217098377corrrrrrr
brotherberg will probably knock up his missus again
>>217098202haha you're a raped
>>217098355what if your basic survival instinct kicking in is what you need to pull you out of depression? it worked for tony soprano when junior sent those 2 niggers to whack him
>>217098372Slave speak>>217098407Former slave
Pay up PAYEpiggies muhahahahahahah
Was already thinking of quitting toil and getting on PIPThis might be the final push
>>217098427you are a slave to this thread and raped
Starmer going to an STB run communist training camp in Czechoslovakia at 17>little media coverage outside the Daily MailFarage making Hitler jokes at 13>front page news
any fine ladies wanna get creampied 9 times over so we can live off the government's handouts?
>>217098485It's differentDon't know how, it just is
gf has 100k followers on instagram and all she posts is food, what kind of mongy bastard follows a food page
I have never seen a vagina in real life.
if an undead is a clinically dead person who acts like they're alive, then surely an unalive should be someone who is clinically alive but acts like they're dead, like a coma patient, or a smelly neet who never leaves their room like moi
The basic jist of it is white people will be looted to pay for browns even more
>>217098507Women
>>217098507how would you feel if you started posing and showing off her bum?
Kemi bringing African rhythm to the commons
>>217098398Its mad that leftypol is exactly the same as he was at school and hasnt grown as a person or changed at all and expects everyone else to be the same
Mad how every Twitch slag has a bf you never see or hear about who lives off her income
>>217098507me
Steel face Reeves, don't falter
>>217098507Other women?
what's harderlate teens, early twenties, or late twenties
>>217098398You joke but this is genuinely how boomers think. Even the ones in Reform. They're utterly terrified of being called racist and will do everything they can to prove they aren't.
>>217098579early twenties
DJ Khaled is 50 today
robo-nonces be like :]
>>217098579early 20s if you're living responsibly, late 20s if you're not
Rorke getting sacked from his job for once playing as the Nazis in Hearts of IronLeftypol laughing off his support for the IRA
>>217098579late teens if you're an incel
Reeves is about to start crying again wtf
any good deals in the steam sale lads?
>>217098579my willy definitely got harder in my late teens than it does nowprobably be on the 'gra when i'm in my 30s
It only gets harder
>>217098579early 30s if you spent all the rest doing fuck all
>>217098614robo-nonces be like i didn't know she was 01111 i thought she was 10010
>>217098579Depends on the person, but GCSEs and A Levels are more stressful than uni
circumcels...
>>217098579early teens certainly makes me harder
If you had to choose between killing one of your parents or being called racist, would you pick your mum or your dad?
roboplegic wrong-cock
>>217098673i found uni far harder because i knew that was the time i should be shagging all the girls when they are there fittestlife just passed me by in a flash
>>217098677i thought you were a jew worshiper jeff?
schnart
>>217098673Left school with entry-to-medicine tier grades now I make £13/hour in my 30s. It is what it is.
Let me tell you, being a careerman with a mortgage and stable employment really isn't great at all, it's a very dull existence and being a wandering alchie on benefits is probably more fun
timmy getting stabbed over a sex arse
wish i had a fulfilling job
jews, blacks, and jeets are in an alliance to destroy the white manthe chinks technically aren't part of that alliance but they also share the goal of destroying the white man
>>217098736have you considered a career as an Amazon Fulfilment Associate?
>>217098221Means paki families with 6 kids just got a £14,000 a year pay rise
>>217098719Mental elves innit
>>217098715Easiest way to print >(You)s tbf.
>can't watch youtube videos with a VPN anymore without them forcing me to sign in>can't sign in with a VPN since it forces me to give my phone number>even signed in it still thinks i'm in the UKAbsolute pisstake
>>217098711I shagged 1 (one) girl at uni
>>217098746Vile innit
what the fuck? they are taking my motabiltiy cars?
>>217098736I did once. I was briefly a car journalist. It was mental. Got flown around the world to drive new cars at swanky events based at luxury hotels and report back.
>>217098736Who cares about fulfilment, you just need to not mind it, and have it pay well.
Only went out a few times during freshers week and never again for the whole three years while at uni.
1000% tax on brown people
>>217098774It's Paul Bohill and he's in possession of a high court writ.
>>217098775alri Sir jeremy
>>217098784why not
>>217098736you'll get full filled doing gay porn
>>217098784went out once and ended up getting asked to sit with the lecturers as i was sat on my own playing chess on my phone
>>217097456A actual atheist would be bone-deep horrified that his country will be taken over by hordes of violent leeching immigrants, batshitmad tranny fags or other loonies denying basic science. Dawkins positions are pretty much early christianity with rejection of any spirituality
>>217098813That's fucking grim
>>217098664leftybot be likeim non binary
>>217098784I got a blowjob from some random girl at uni during freshers and then had zero sexual contact for the rest of my entire time studying
>>217098813christ alive mate what were you thinking
>tug of war over a sex arse in a damp, dark and cold london cobble stone alley (both belligirents wearing top hats)kino
>>217098748Yeah. I'll end my own life eventually but for now I crack on with my piddly job. I don't have any friends or meet anyone or do anything; I just exist and one day I'll stop that as well.
>>217098833How did that happen? In the toilets at the nightclub on campus?
i had my first kiss during freshers where afterwards she immediately dragged me to the bar to buy her a drinkafter i refused she left
First year at uni was just fun going out all the timeSecond year was extremely depressing and I wanted to leave don't know how I got through itThird year the finish line was in sight and I was galvanised to do well and graduate
>>217098821well that hadn't happened yet back then and now that it has he actually agrees with you
I did a STEM degree (fell for the meme) and every year was extremely stressful and difficult
>>217098848She was some 7/10 face but chubby lass in the year above who was on the course social and I got with her in a club and went back to hers but she was on the jam rag so wouldn't shag and sucked me off, I then left because I didn't want to spend the night in bed with a random fat bird. I don't recall seeing her on campus again but she did reach out to me over text (which I ignored).I thought I was gonna lay cable every weekend and yeah nothing lol.
>>217098885I did CS, first year was piss, second year was a big step up and the exams was stressful, final year was awful. I wasn't even happy at the end and at graduation, just glad it was over.
to boldly go where no rorke has gone before
Can't imagine living in the city tbqh Think I would hate it
asking robo-rorke about his weekend and he 404s
Didn't go to uni me
>>217098949Small ones are alright, it's nice being able to walk from yours into the city centre for an incelwalk.
might force myself to wank again
Spent 6 years in uni, only went to a party once, left early because I was bored
I started my first 'professional' job out of uni exactly ten years ago today
>>217098887>7/10>chubbypick one
godless oriental bellieshttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1764164923209000.jpg
>>217098834What happened was, the course I did at Uni was taught in a building in another city to the University itself and nobody thought to tell me this until 2 weeks before i was due to move. So i got my shared uni flat cancelled and forced to find something in those 2 weeks and ended up getting a private room. So from then i was on my own in a new city. Knew 0 people.Then during Fresher's Week, the people who run the course i was on sent an email out saying to come to this club as they're hosting a get together also I could pick up my building pass from there. I assumed a load of people would show up like me with not a clue who anyone is and we'd all get on but only about 10 people from the course showed up and they all lived here already so they just brought their mates with them like a normal night out. They all kind of blocked themselves off too. Like you know when you're at a pub and some guy on his own is trying to be mates with everyone? I was that guy even though i didn't want to be and nobody was in the mood to chat to me since they had mates there alreadyI was there like 30 minutes on my own hoping it would pick up until a lecturer asked if i wanted to come and sit with them for a drink and i had one before realising how sad this was so i left.
how much force, in two opposite directions, could be applied to a sex arse before it's breaking point, say slightly above zero degrees celcius, high humidity.
>>2170990107/10 face mate come on some bigger birds you just know if they lost a few pounds they'd be fit
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSfa2m12D/this aussie-indog mixed looks like irish
>>217099015Were you one of those mongs that said you had a shit time at uni and didn't make any friends, because you sat in your room and didn't join any clubs or societies?
one of my first days in uni a girl came up and sat right next to me in the lecture hall even though the place was only at like half capacity and there were plenty of other seats nowhere near anyone else, then she pulled out her phone and started texting a contact called "baby" which i assume was her boyfriendwhat she meant by this honestly stumps me to this day
Never went out during freshers week eitherDidn't know what I was supposed to do, just felt awkward going out by myselfAlso I lived at home so my dad would complain if I was out too late since he was my lift home and I didn't want to pay for a taxi
went out all the time in uni I think I'm quite likeable but I put literally no effort into maintaining friendships so haven't spoken to anybody from uni since I left and have spent the last 10 years alone
>>217099066well yeah cos all the clubs were hosted by the uni and i was in a different city
Thought Ed Davey was being based there until he made it all about the EU lol
>>217099088Should have just fucking moved
Right lets talk about something else cause some of your uni stories are depressing af
I didn't join any clubs or societies at uni I just had mates I went out with, proper gimpy behaviour that
>>217099079People who live at home during uni don't get anywhere near the same experience and are noticeably more immature.
don't understand why i got more female attention when i was a skinny runty ghoul than i do now that i have muscles and better grooming
The fact is, I am legitimately a weird guy and it's for the best that I have lived my life alone and will die alone.
uni is the most frustrating experience of lifebasically a rorke torture facility
Not moving out at 18 is properly grim
>>217099114Is a bit, clubs and societies are the best part of uni
>>217099138ok
Unlike you virgins I was the one in my shared flat of new random acquaintances to loudly proclaim that we were 'going out' and having pre-drinks at our place on our first night together, and the two flats either side of ours turned up at our place and then went out with us too.
>>217099104they kicked me out of the accommodation in the actual uni city and i was forced into a year long renting agreement in the other city. i was fucked from the start
>>217099151honorary yank
Mate had this random guy from Greece in his first year flat who would never be seen but would spend all night on the phone screaming and shouting and smashing his room up lmao
what's the aerodynamics of a sex arse
>>217099174Moving out at 18 is properly grim
>>217099122>still banging on about "uni" in 2025>calling anyone else immature
Lost my virginity at 19 to a girl from uniShe had dyed pink hair and was on the same courseI'm now 26 and never had sex ever since
>>217099132Less facial fat gives you more defined features. Unless you're proper big or wearing tight clothes women don't really notice being in shape. Although a 50 something year old non-fit woman referred to me as 'svelte' recently, I'm not big, slim but in shape.
>>217098568Disgusting homosexual sodomite
>>217099202ktim
>>217099160recall a guy in my year had to move home in his final year because he would always say yeah to a night out, every single time, and had become an alcoholic of sorts by the endgreat craic though and did get his degree in the end. Kenneth was his name.
>>217099150all of public school is like that tbf
>>217099190I mean they seemed immature during uni, not they still seem immature fucks sake.
if i were in charge of the budget id get alfie on a flight to italy pronto
>>217099132Because you're older. You think women want an old unc late bloomer who's just learned about skincare and finasteride?
>>217099184My Jay Dyer sex arse is very aerodynamic and could heem your sex arse in a fight.
nigga name Kenneth
>>217099223>I don't know what "are" means
>>217099122Would much rather live at home than pay thousands for a small accommodation that stinks like shit that I have to share with others who'll steal my shit and are probably from abroad too
>>217099244Stop replying to me
>>217099204when you're older, having a skinny, defined face is rarer and more attractive because everyone is like you
>>217099122>noticeably more immature.how so
>>217099251Complete cope
a few bad sexual experiences will overshadow a lot of good ones, so it's a high risk game
>>217098844Don't lad x. Get a game on
>>217099272They just seemed younger than the others, you mature quite quickly around that time and they were slower. What was also interesting was the people who went to uni even just a year later, maybe they worked for a year before going, were much more mature. People start uni as kids, if you continue to live at home and have your meals cooked by mum, and can't stay out like everyone else having fun then your childhood is extended.
objectively speaking is there a form of man hotter than a med guy with a shirt unbuttoned a few buttons down phwahh
you should stay in school until 32
>>217099258>came here to post this
>>217099235i know a lot of people here say this but i could genuinely pass myself off as like 19 if i wanted to, which i don't
>>217099251I would have topped myself if I had to live with my parents past 15. Don't hate them at all but I have to trace my own path. If that includes living with other rentoids then so be it
>>217099011Nao Jinguji wank would be on the cards if I didn't spaff to AI hentai this morning
>>217099324ktim, nearly 33 and look 21, it's a curse, not a blessing.
>MOM he keeps responding to me AHHHHHHHHH
>>217099320the raped
>>217099351>Stop replying to me
>>217099350>>217099362the raped
>>217099346I'm 29 and look about 45
>>217099368Your mom
incel neets shall perservere and grow ever stronger while lesser 'men' enjoy sex and money
>>217099373Souf? Stop sunbathing Pierre
six seven SCREAMIGN
fat ugly neighbour's daily sing song time. Funny how she's always singing around mealtimes.
>>217099373norwood reaper claimed you aye?
Honestly, /brit/, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
>>217099385No. Lack of sleep, drugs and alcohol. Some sunlight would be nice but I haven't seen the sun in months in these godless plains
>>217099428>>217099428>>217099428
>>217099389
>>217099422what's that saying again? Guns don't kill people, un-taxed guns do
>>217099202Did she make the first move?
>>217099445I don't own a gun, but if I lived in the US, I would certainly get one and have it on me as regularly as possible.
>>217099389*does the hands thing*
