#3 in Rorke's top ten funniest clips edition (Del Boy falling through the bar is #1)
can't even threaten to bomb a primary school without the woke mob coming down on you these days
thats a triple rainbow +35 speed thenFUCK
if you're reading this in a few hour's time, you've fallen for a classic prank where someone has linked the old instead of the new.
cant even rape rorke's little pink bum without him crying about woke
finally finished a jigsaw, only took about 2 hours
thats a double rainbow +32 speed then the power of kitasan black it seems
>>217105928um
>>217105934i like to do all of the edges first me
Rorke starting to love Doctor Who when he notices the fan consensus of the worst two Doctors are the black and woman ones
>>217105934corr would love to play with her bits
some girls would be peng if they had cocks
right well
setting up emudeck on my steam deck so i can super mario galaxy 2 and twilight princessno i have NEVER had sex
>>217105980what like rachel reeves
>>217105997>no i have NEVER had sexlet me change that ~
thats a double rainbow +31 speed then sweep tosho and kitasan
>>217105980You are gay.
>>217106037who says im gay
>>217105934who is that?
Eating a dough nut
£900 a year isn't going to encourage anyone to have an extra kid but regardless I don't want my tax subsidising paki children It's just that simple
>>217105997just download the emulators directly and add it as a non-steam game, emudeck is shitt. have never had a sex or even kissed girl
business plan: convert poo into fuel
>>217105934one of them was her doing a widdlehad to leave when i saw that, absolutely vile
>>217106044this guy >>217106037
>>217106077link? ill do that one
>>217106004corr yeah, love me a tranny milf>>217106037No I'm not
>>217106065you WILL pay for rasheed's children
>>217106044You are gay.
I’m so lonely im so lazy it’s so over
>>217106089its already completed but theres still some to dohttps://jiggie.fun/GsPNtb
>>217106065>£900 a year isn't going to encourage anyone to have an extra kidhow so?that which you subsidise, you encouragethat which you tax, you discouragequite obvious to anyone... with a brain!
People in this country are so runtish with wagesMongs still think 30k is a good salary
>>217106119blimey she is as well she's proper pissing all over the pavers
>>217106065brokies who shit out kids like clockwork consider £900 a lot
welcome to your lifethere's no turning back
any Nationalist and Socialist lads in?
>>217106185Yeah but im brown and a woman
got the 'pressionoff to aldi to buy a bottle of wine to suck down
>>217106185I'm a migrant
I thought rorke was panicking about population decline
sneed and feed me pls
>>217106077nowt wrong with wee wees if its clearnow yellow wee wee? - thats disgusting
hahaha
if you think about it, trans rights are human rights
Hate seeing unemployed, dole-scrounging spackers complaining everyone hates them for dragging this country down>uh actually why don't you concern yourself with subsidies for businesses>actually brexit has done more damage to the economyFucking useless freaks
>>217106234horrid nasty bugger
anyone ever made a consistent effort to make their life better
920 speed / 265 stam / 600 power / 188 guts 286 wit (to be 300) time to go yasuda kinen
>>217106238Trans people are deeply mentally ill. We need to eradicate the mentally feeble so the strong can persist and we can save future generations
I'll make £130k this year and the idea I'd buy a brand new car from BMW, Mercedes etc is frankly ludicrousWho are all these people driving these things and how much money are they on
>>217106279gave up on that long ago mate. i'm in 100% drifting along mode
>Trans people are deeply mentally ill. We need to eradicate the mentally feeble so the strong can persist and we can save future generations
>>217106279meand I dont respect polshits who dont
>>217106304they lease it no?
wish I could find that meme with lionel hutz saying there's trannies... then there's trannies!
I wish I was attractive so I could make money from simps and get attention for having larp interests. Unfortunately my maxilla is recessed. My nose is too big. Face is too wide. Face is too long
>>217106238we lost our resident trans life yesterday in the great seasideMARK channel deletion drama
>>217106265*pisses in front of you*
>>217106319Uwu he’s so cute
>>217106332sacked tranny offed himself in shame at licking that nonce's crusty fishy arsehole?
>>217106235Some Tory from when they were ruining Enoch Powell for accurately predicting their future actions didn't like Farage? Wow as if I couldn't vote for him any harder
>>217106322Yes but even idea I'd pay £5k and then £400/500 a month for one of these things for three years to not own it at the end also strikes me as being really dumb
>>217106327used to do camming when i was a fit twinknever showed my face though
>>217106319that lad will die single so nothing has to be done about him
>>217106319Ywnabw
>>217106367it is it dumb for still financially doable for people who earn that moneythey care more about social status than financial status
>>217105934i did the bottom left one and it took ages because half the pieces were just flesh coloured
>>217106408crikey look at that
>>217106408lovely stuff thanks for posting
>>217106408um
>>217106408I bet she owns her own house
>>217106408hello thereʰᵉˡˡᵒ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ
right well thats some working class strumpet pulling her arse apart isnt it
>>217106408well that's not real
>>217106408too much editing
>>217106408fake
>>217106408
>>217106367pooroid mongs love spending money
>>217106374I’m not a man or gay. Also camming is not the same
>>217106235woke nonsense
>>217106433why are you calling her that
>>217106166welcome to your wife,she is turning black
camming isnt gay the people wanking to you are gay though p.s. im 1101 / 284 / 680 / 206 / 347
>>217106408>Error!>The image was never in our databases.useless
>>217106475leftypops anthem
>>217106485here you go palhttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1762/62/1762622663962.jpg
>>217106367ok
Dua Lipa. Sex.
>>217106493Good lad
>>217106505Two Lips.Set.
>>217105907Cunts the lot of ya.
When does the narwhal bacon?
>>217106539kys
>>217106528did he buy all those fries or is he apropriating them?
>>217106505Premium post.
>>217106483What do those numbers mean
eh mon, me nems dual lipper, i kiss em twice ye get meh dadi
>>217106545y'all got no idea what I'm talking about... baka
>>217106550Stop. Digging.
2008 golf gti, meworks perfectly fine and is fast and fun, comfortable and practical toobest £5k ever spent
remember that egyptian bot that would reply to dozens of posts a thread with complete nonsense?
yes, but bendy bashy, shh, mindful
>>217106602>>217106603>bix nood
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.
>>217106602yeah he got executed for his crimes
>>217106582ktimmy but tdi
>>217106602miss him
>>217106602Completely forgot about that.
this is my king halo now anon much better than the other one right? and only +1000 points to my team rating (the other one was like 600 speed hehe) very easy king halo career there for some reason
bloody wogs have done us!
this is my king halo now pretty good I think (?) except for A rated turf which could maybe be S the next run in trying for S rated end closeralso has 6 white sparks which is poggers. 1* stamina spark
Got one of them horrible schizo lives haven’t i
>>217106702grow up
rapid tappy going on xxx
fucking depressed as shit because I don’t live in America
... new hoodie watching the Yorkshire Auction house on Really on my TV via puck in home ...
>>217106603why you talking like gollum
>>217106629True. People equate cultural standards of gender to sex. It all means nothing
>>217106719remember this post x
funny that are Ziedy likes football. Makes him seem human
>>217106731You look like my dad…
>>217106751of course he likes watching athletic black men x
>>217106751hes not
>>217106731how can people in care be so content sitting in front of shit tv programmeswhen im in a nursing home i demand a computer to post on brit and watch my porn
>>217106731Where the bloody fuck are your excellent glasses?
>>217106582based
why is taxing income thresholds a bad thing?
>>217106528This is one of the things i’ll see all year
reckon ziedy is chill af irl bet he'd be fun to smoke a joint with
>>217106793everybody wants to save the worldEVERYBODY WANTS TO SAVE THE WORLD BUT NO ONE...NO ONE WANTS TO DIE
>>217106793tax is gay
>>217106800Facts
>>217106727Corr those white girls are having some fun then
>>217106800he's a literal paedophile, so are you tbf
>>217106832so are you
im winning team trials against the top player now again from my horses today :)
ideology is nothing more than a replacement for religion
One of heathermongs images I saved from a bit ago
Can hear the gf whisking gravy in the kitchen using the metal whisk on the non-stick saucepan for fucks sake throwing the cunting thing out the window when I get my hands on it
>>217106832I don’t think you know what literal means
AI slop rb wigger wow so creative
>>217106793taxation is theft and income tax is one of the most egregious examples of this
>>217106841nope
>>217106800don't think he gets out much
>>217106809Wanna try, wanna try
>>217106898just what a nonce would say
>>217106899neither do i tbf
>>217106888explain why you think that
When did incel become the go-to Redditor insult? 2018?
did you pay your knife tax yet?
>>217106898Fuckin nonce
... supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching the Yorkshire Auction house on Really on my TV via puck in home ..
>>217106455sure thing mate
my arse is gay but my willy is straight
those who do not work should be ground into sawdust
>>217106913Explain how he is a LITERAL pedophile. You are the one who made the claim
>>217106702more stamina (500 target) and fewer recovery skills so you can get more velocity/acceleration skills
>>217106977alri stalin
anon im buying my 25 trophy store bakushin pieces and no more so that I have 79 pieces left (probably for the other horses im < 25 away from, because I did pulls)
>>217106875The whisk the pan or your gf?
So did the british empire rule Ireland until 1940s or something? I'm too lazy to look it up
>>217106990he fantasizes about african migrants raping schoolgirls between 12 and 14 years old
A pig in 1386 was tried in France for killing a child — and was executed publicly in human clothes.Beetles in 1545 were prosecuted in Switzerland for ruining farmland. The court appointed a guardian to protect their legal rights.Rats in 1508 were defended by a lawyer who argued they couldn’t attend court because the journey was dangerous due to cats. The court agreed and postponed the trial.
>>217107013gave it away before the war and the lazy cunts couldnt even be botehred to fight the naziswhat a disgrace
>>217107005think paul said it first
>>217107002I am going to go bigly hard on bakushin with volocity on straight skills > turbo > beeline burst (if possible ever) > acceleration on straight to be honest I got max energy on the finals and turn before by training wit like 4 times (if not 3). I couldvve gotten it to 400 probably but with bakushin (now star level 3) I want all those turbo fast skills and 1200 speed, front runner
>>217105934Imagine doing this with your gran
>>217105934katie st ives
>>217106990why are you unable to explain why you think i 'don't know what literal means'? that is a claim you have made against me
>>217107040Christianity was the first communist system
I was never a proponent of the social contract theory (load of French bollocks) but I can no longer even sympathise with people who still believe in it, the British state has lost all legitimacy and no longer serves the British people.Any contract that may have existed is null and void.The British state must therefore be abolished as a moral imperative, and the entire political class and civil servants be dealt with severely and totally.
>>217107074stfu brainlet
>>217106602I even sent him a photo of myself some months ago.
got one of them pies FOR ONE (1) from aldiwon't be having it today because im on the winewell maybe after ive finished this bottle aha x
been listening to The Beatles today. They have many surreal tracks. I simply do not get it
>>217107083I think everyone will be cheering next time the Luftwaffe bombs London
>>217107103>Est 1990not much of a boast that is it really. if they'd been going since 1890 it might mean a bit more
So rorke? The budget came out and nothing happened? The sky didn't fall on our heads?How intriguing.
logging every food shop I make to find out where my money keeps disappearing off to. I hardly go out so I really just buy from the shops but I'm spending above my means somehow
Do you like /brit/ more now that it is slower?
Thoughts about marriage in the modern age?
>>217107134i was Est 1990
>>217107149i don't like /brit/ at all
>>217107142He's stewing in his smelly childhood bedroom. He simply has no way to respond!
>>217107142im being taxed even moremust be at an effective 35% now
damn I cant get front runner S tier bakushin yet I will probably just have to run her like 20 times (to get S rating uma (anyway)) the front runner spark I have right now gievs her A tier mile. that woul dbe kindaaaa poggers if she got as much recovery skills as the lion horse and ran miles lelelel
says on my calendar that it's thanksgiving tomorrow. bet they get a day off for that, lucky bastards
>>217107083
>>217107164Fair enough.
>>217107026Proof?
its giving
>>217107174Canadian or American
leftypol alternating between pretending everything is fine and acting like everything is awful just to avoid ever agreeing with rorke
>>217107181They lost on all fronts.
>>217107201leftypol is the undisputed champion of dishonesty
not getting 500 stamina on a sprint horse not on sleeping lion horse
NOOO I DIDNT GET TRIPLE 7s ON LION HORSEthat would be so poggers with "sleeping lion"
>>217107236>>217107221Blog on
>>217107209won on spiritual and agarthan front
>French civil servant 'drugged more than 200 women during job interviews so they would uncontrollably urinate'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15329239/French-civil-servant-drugged-200-women-job-interviews-uncontrollably-urinate.html
I don't think I have much time left
>>217107209Yes and the results are all around us.
literally what would it take for there to be an uprising
gonna smoke some niggaweed >>217107247life is a repetition of preparation and review!
>>217107283he asked, on /brit/
>>217107297
>>217107150i want it to get married but nobodh loves me
the third reich was just the loss leader for the fourth
>>217107267
mini cheddarsᵐᶦnᶦ ᶜʰᵉᵈᵈᵃʳˢ
The wrong side won both WW2 and the Cold War.Sad but true.
>>217107283haha alri cheltenhamlad
>>217107350>and the Cold War.Shalom.
>>217107267it was entirely their choice to make themselves urinate
>>217107381the Eastern Bloc was far more counter-semitic after 1947 and especially 1967 lolGermany cleaned up the USSR in 1941-1944
>>217107267least degenerate frenchman
>>217107350>>217107350>>217107350leftypol says that Britan is evil always (whenever they are talking), except when talking about Hitler (their side of the politics btw), in which case the bad guys did not win WW2 (against leftypols side) indeed, there are so many levels of cope to them, and it all stems from self-hatred. I hope they (the individuals) eventually do better! much love
>>217107350the same side both won and lost ww2the nazis were just the vanguard for the same anglo american empire that use israelis for the same thing today. they are designed to be more extreme and intended to lose so that the underlying control mechanisms can filter in unnoticed and seemingly less extreme by comparison
>>217107415>the British empire was evil but the Nazis were worse Is that really so hard to wrap the thick lump of concrete you call a head around rorke?
The English haven't had a proper uprising since the Peasants Revolt nearly 700 years ago.
>>217107400It's a Jewish created state. Not sure why you support that.
get loads of nudie tittes on my insta reelsshould be illegal that muck
for the rest of my 2 uma borrows (when they are gone I will do hara careers, and there is still unity cup but I might do 2 runs, one on that) I wlil go maru zensky so that I am rolling for: speed (or power or wit), mile (if she wants to get that) and sprint so that I can roll for S affitinity/tier sprint horse bakushin
"Black could be anywhere." He said out loud. "Its like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands."
what clothes should i buy?
I can smell a kebab from a mile away
>>217107268why
>>217107490deadlifting socks
>>217107480The ethnic Russians regained control over time.By the 1950s, the USSR was basically Russian national bolshevism.
>>217107490trouser
>>217107472the english are a slave race
wish these shiftless cunts would fix my cunting electricity, it's been out for almost 3 days now
>>217107490obviously with this weather, gay porn clothes
>>217107522>By the 1950s, the USSR was basically Russian national bolshevism.Is this supposed to impress me? A bastard ideology made by gormless Slavs. The mistake of the Cold War was that nuclear redemption did not rain down on those industrial jungles east of the Dnieper and finish what Hitler wanted,
>>217107490lets start you off with some pants and we can go from there x
>>217107267hope he spends decades in prison and the victims sue the government for millions although i'm not sure that's even a thing in france but still
lets just say that if I dont get S tier sprint on maru with 6* sprint sparks in the bloodline I am gonna flip also based baukshin with hara 9* speed parent in the legacy (this is going to be bakushin parent)
>>217107542posting from carrier pigeon are you
tickling umposters until they begin to pee
>>217107617what about ummy posters
236 / 109 / / 121 wit starter maru... my horses became so powerful due to my constant runs...
>>217107617sad the lengths you have to go to now your french drug supplier has been arrested
>>217107490M&S unironically
m&s woolen trousersjohn lewis oxford shirtjumper from a charity shop in chelseabarbour on topclarks bootsim a sensitive young man
>>217107684literal nonce uniform
Spending my entire clothing budget on a single black riding coat
im pretty sure barbour tops (the one for punk rockers) are supposed to get fucked up or be patched
>>217107490
feel like SHIT
>>217107702botnet award
today might be the hit oh it wont be shit
>>217107490assless chapssuspenders clown shoes
life is a repetition of preparation and review
>>217107579This is a cope lad, Russians proved their toughness in the 20th century
smoking PCP
>>217106673It’s all because of WOKE
>>217107780No PCP.
>>217107780based
odds i drink half a bottle of vodka for the 3100th day in a rowevens i stay sober
[Verse 1]Never talk back to your mom and dad when you are madNever talk back to your mom and dad when you are madNever be rude and disrespectfulNever break rules then get forgetfulNever throw a tantrum on the floorNever shout at them and slam the door'Cause that's how you get grounded
>>217107791pay up rorke. all those foreigners need funding
Face moisturisedForeskin stretchedSupplements taken
>At least 36 killed in Hong Kong fire with 279 still missing, authorities sayLOOOOOOOOOL
[Verse 2]Never cheat off some other kid's test when you're in schoolNever cheat off some other kid's test when you're in schoolNever get the answer from a friendNever sneak in notes written on your handNever let your eyes begin to wanderFrom your paper to another'Cause that's how you get sent to the principal[Verse 3]Never take cough syrup and mix it up with iodine and lyeNever take cough syrup and mix it up with iodine and lyeNever take the strike pads off a matchbookOr go to a hardware store and then lookNear the paint thinners for muriatric acidOr go bring a pot into a rapid boilOr get hydrogen peroxideNever go to a farming store and then buypH strips and PVC pipesThose fuel cans that make outdoor grills light'Cause that's how you make crystal meth
>>217107855fried ricers
>>217107791terror of the underclass
>>217107863Trevor Moore was so hot I want him so bad
this wine is going down very nicely x
>>217107791fucking bitch
>>217107886theres a kid on YT who looks JUST LIKE HIM not going to link him now because of your comment
>>217107887same but going up (my arse) very nicely x
>>217107887neoliberal of you xx
>>217107684Whatever man im still raping you to death
doot doot 6 7
they dont make them black people who are like whites anymore
>>217107780
I’m David Moyes, Ask Me Anything!
crazy how this is what my /brit/ looks like 99% of the time, and im supposed to believe a human is posting all those hidden (by everyone) posts
cant park there mate xD
>>217107684Poncey London twat.
this is how most of the thread sees the general as well
>>217107978why is it poncey mateget a clue
>>217107983silly boy not hiding stubs.
>>217107992Ok, snooty London twat. Better?
>>217108014shant
https://youtu.be/B-FfNKlWkNQ?t=70feeling a bit lacrimose
>>217108024i may be snooty but im not a twat
>>217108029not saying this at you (provocateur) but to the rest: if everyone that had the BE flag filtered just/also reported his posts, the problem would be solved overnight, and he would be gone and there would be no need for the filters. the thread would improve and he would understand that he is not wanted here - which filtering does not do (he will just go and talk to himself). its not right to allow the retard to sit unseen talking
>>217107903Fuck you nigger do it now
Hi twats
>>217108062we took your image posting rights awayzip it or we'll take your text posts too
this fucking freak should fucking kill himself
this is how it feels to be an autist
>>217107962>>217107983learn to hide stubs when clogwog was at his peak i did that and it's a world of difference
>>217108038What about the London bit? My experience with Londoners has generally been unpleasant but I'm willing to concede there may be exceptions.
getting banned for the BE flag poster to get banned is 100% worth it, and so is getting banned and coming back to have no image posting rights. just so you know, and so there is no doubt about what I think is "worth it" I think it is worth not being able to post images on the imageboard to get rid of this poster - but you are the cancer killing this site to do that to me - and the people not reporting the posts are a part of the problem >>217108103no thanks. he should not be allowed to post without the fear of getting banned and having to ban-evade, show the mods his UK flag and IP
>>217108124i live in london but im from the midlands
yes you are a bad person and addition to this community if you want to take away image posting rights off someone (on an imageboard) to also stick up for the BE flag poster. I hope you know now >* * dont care, not up for discussion
>>217106783Boomers don't have much going on between the ears, so they don't need too much mental stimulation.
New>>217108193>>217108193>>217108193>>217108193
>>217108145Well now I feel bad...
>>217108102is he bunning a zoot
>>217105907and here we are
>>217108179Mate, the average boomer has read loads more works of literature than the younger generation haveThe only books most Gen Zs have read are those they had to read in school