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We live inside a dream
>>217110994no we don't
Fastest general
>>217110991lol why she get banned?
I made a female tauren shaman on turtle wow but I got bored of lvling at like lvl 6 or something
>>217111016Too sexy in public
>>217110991She’s so hot
>>217111035doubtful
>>217111041why do her tits always look weird
>>217111030Yeah to level Classic WoW you really need a long break from it and a lot of weed. But when the mood hits properly...nothing comes close.
>>217111016dyed canals green
Drinking egg nog right now
>>217111057It’s probably not the tits themselves, but them being framed weirdly by slightly uncanny shoulder/hip/etc proportions
It's 5 at night. Where in the HECK are my packages?
>>217111062I did a high elf pally not TOO long ago, but I haven't done a horde toon since 2019.
>>217111096I’ve got a big package for you right here
>>217111096I got a package for you right here pal
>>217111066What a stupid bitch, how is this gonna help climate change? She's literally contributing to pollution lol
that's it, i've had enough of your shiti'm gonna transition to a woman
Remember Godzilla 1998?
>>217111096I've got a package for you right here, pal
>>217111128I remember Diddy cover of Kashmir...what a humiliation for Jimmy Page
>>217111128hell yeah, it gave birth to the /cum/ theme song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8eoVa3s-vE/CUM/ WITH ME
>>217111105>>217111107lol 1 second apart
>>217111111
like if you remember this captcha
>>217111204*likes and subscribes*
I’m gonna have a bubblebath in my bathtub. Please do not come in my penis will be exposed.
why is it hard bros?
My friend and I started playing the Halo trilogy on Legendary yesterday. It's a lot of fun but quite difficult. We played for like 4 hours and only finished the 3 first levels.
>>217111241why don't canadians know how to make a bubblebath eh?
>>217111254what is?
>>217111254what?
>>217111241*throws toaster in the water with you*
>>217111234HAH...
>>217111241*bursts in your bathroom with leaf blower going at full speed*
>>217111255Once you get used to it, it's not that hard except for a few pain points. The biggest issue is how you will always be running out of ammo for the Human weapons tbqhwy
There are pretty women who are so pretty that I just want to kiss them!
good news
Jacked off with a cockring, cock head was stiff
>>217111388I've never met a non-white person who doesn't like Hitler
I give off crackhead energy but not in a fun way
How about it's Johnnie Cockring and his catchphrase is "If THE COCKRING DOESN't FIT - You must ACQUIT!"
I look like what Revolver Ocelot probably would’ve looked like in the 90s. Sometime in-between Phantom Pain and Metal Gear Solid.
Coworkerberg outed me as a deranged friendless freakGuess I need to suddenly quit without explanation and move on to the next shitjob
>>217111482Me except it's meth
>>217111458it do be like that
>>217111504Sounds like a vicious cycle
>>217111504What happened
People see me and just assume im a barely functional loser they should avoid (they're right)
>>217111128>Japan hated it so much that in Godzilla: Final Wars, they kill Godzilla 1998Based Japan.
>>217111388it's funny how dank started his career in public life with "I'm not actually a nazi! It was a joke!" and now he puts out videos where he dogwhistles holocaust revisionism and hitler apology.guess the scottish courts were right all along.
>>217111548That's me bruh
>>217111589>guess the scottish courts were right all along.maybe if you're a subhuman/brown
>>217111504yeah you sound like an unpleasant person to be around
>>217111546Nothing really, I just suspect that he suspects because I act like a schizoid and barely make small talk and look like a freak If I open my mouth I out myself as a freak, and would probably be fired If I keep it shut I out myself as an antisocial freak . So either way I am a freak all considered >>217111606Yeah, I'm not easy going
The British are actually to blame for starting WW1. They don't get nearly enough blame for the millions who died.
>>217111589Well the laws are retarded. I don't see commies going to jail for praising Stalin
>>217111624Have you tried not being a freak?
Make fun of me
>>217111624>Yeah, I'm not easy goingIn what way you seem nice to me
>>217111655you're brown
>>217111624This sounds like something I would write about myself
>>217111671send that freak FLYIN!
I’m pretty good at temporarily tricking people into believing I’m not a maladjusted mentally ill freak.
>>217111589I would suggest that it was his experience with the Scottish thought police that convinced him of the folly of libertarianism, and shifted him towards the very thing they accused him of being
Drinking coffee.
>>217111651Not possible >>217111664I'm an anxious wreck that can't handle confrontation so i agree with everything another person says so as to pre-empt and absolve myself of any criticismI second guess myself constantly and I can't handle light hearted banter at all
new fit bros. what do you think
>>217111702is coffee gud 4 u
mega fart
>>217111722that Scotland Yard drip
about to poo
>>217111698what happened that made you think that libertarians are somehow in favor of a police state and against natural rights?
Soooo umm….it turns out I’m actually a girl
>>217111759LOL I hope this is true
>>217111722what a dreadful haircut
>>217111759Based Romans.
>>217111779but anon, girls don't have a penis like you have..?
>>217111797seems like it is lol
>>217111770Many on the dissident right start out as libertarians who “just want to be left alone,” only to realize that their opponents will absolutely never leave them alone, and consequently develop authoritarian ideas out of the need to fight fire with fire. Dank was a particularly hardcore libertarian, so it took personal experience of tyranny to have that epiphany, while many others are able to reason it out in their own heads.
>>217111643retvrn to tradition
>>217111722faggot
>>217111779You should get a retarded simp army like spinny
>>217111837>a Roman soldier lowered his pants, bent over, an…LOL, AI left that part out
>>217111869Was that the McCarthyism thing?
just poo'd
>>217111883spinny was an actual girl though, unlike himand she hated manlet freaks too
>>217111254Imagine fucking her pussy.
>>217111917Next time use the toilet and not the street, jeet.
>>217111946some australian got arrested for filming a jeet who was shitting in public lmao. don't think even canada is THAT bad yet
i wish i were a born and bred supersoldier with a mind only for killing
spinny posted her boobs once btw
>>217111942already did, that's why she is in pain on the ground
>>217111973Not clear that was Spinny. That got posted in a different era. It could have been her posting here this whole time, but who knows
>>217111973that's aidsy
5x'ed my investment at the casinothink I'll have a minority deliver me some goyslop tomorrow
>>217111946you ever call me a jeet again and i'll personally go shit on your skidoo
>>217112027>the jeet is openly announcing that he's going to be shitting outside again
>>217112015hell yeah
I've never gambled, but I've played blackjack in New Vegas so I'm pretty sure I could make money doing it.
I've never even been inside a casino.
>>217111826That can be our little secret :)>>217111883That would be based
>wom*n with big tits post on /cum/
>>217112095You should it's fun, as long as theres not a lot of boomers
>>217111991that's not spinny she was medium titty committee
>>217112121I don't like loosing money, also I have an addictive personality so even if I win that would be bad for the future.
>>217112086depends on your luck stat irl
I think it's the same 3 as yesterday
huh.
wassup dudes
>>217112194Cuties :)I have tracks all over my lawn in the snow, but I haven’t seen them yet. I think they come in the middle of the night just to shit all over the place.
When we graduate in Bulgaria you go to a graduation party usually in a hotel and you eat and party all night and the next day you go on a 2 week vacation on the coast. There was one kid that was addicted to casinos and he lost all the money his mom gave him for the suit, the party and the vacation so everyone chipped in from out money so he can go to the party and at least for a week on the vacation. I have a bad feeling about casinos from that moment, also lot's of other kids from my neighbourhood had problems, one guy burned his own ID just so they wouldn't let him in the casino lol.
>>217112249me and my dad saw a fox and a coyote in our neighbprhood
>>217112290Oh that’s cool. I’ve seen coyotes but never a fox in the wild.
gambling is an affliction of the retarded.
>>217112222hello catfren >>217112194nice, any other animals around your house?
ok sir!
are there 2 bulgarians in here
Reading The Camp of the Saints at the moment and damn this dude really disparages Indians hard.
I'm fitted out but I have nowhere to go. I walked around outside but it went nowhere. What am I supposed to do?
>>217112371update your lookbook, then make a thread on /fit/ and get bullied.
At exactly 8 pm on the 26th of November I pooed
>>217112318opossum is here very night, and sometimes raccoons, also get the rare fox and coyoteI see beavers and muskrats by the river
>>217112344No, there was another one yesterday for a brief moment.
>>217112194thank you for your service, deercuck. make em nice and plump so I can have a deep freeze of venison this winter
>>217112389Beavers are so cool, I've only seen em 2 times when I went river fishing.
>>217112318Here is a track I made. My friend said that it would be good for an underwater level like thr one in Halo 2 or Manaan in KOTOR.https://youtu.be/JKjcYM_ZuVY
Europeans be like "I have to rake some leaves better put on my bright yellow hi vis vest first though"
Listening to brutal death metal.
>>217112409I like to mess with them.When they are trying to fell a tree to go into the river, I tie a rope around it to another tree so it falls in a different direction.
What do you think of when coffee has the grinds floating in it
>>217112531Honestly? Chef's kiss.
>>217112095me neither, I just gamble online
>>217112531honestly makes me want to throw the whole cup into the face of whoever made it.
>>217112482>would be good for an underwater level like thr one in Halo 2Exactly, very good. I don't know these games but I get what he' saying.
>>217111779can i be in your retarded simp army (i have no money jsyk)
Stomachberg horts
I think I’m going to abandon this job office bullshit and go back to the HVAC life
>>217112496For me it's slam
>>217112570true gamer right there
>>217112531https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Uin2sINdQmakes me feel like that
I'm horny as fuck.Post bitches with big titties!
>>217112626i gotchu bro
>>217112591BASED
>>217111717You sound like a bitch
>>217112512You might hurt em that way..>>217112570loooooool, wtf
>>217112644thank you sugarplum
/brit/ is full of scat, gay porn, and mlp so im posting here
>>217112589>back to the HVAC lifedoes that pay well?
>>217112682Timmins is bleak
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/GjnXrHD1rnQ
>>217112637pendejo
>>217112682fuck timmins gon do
*opens a new tab with /brit/ for totally unrelated reasons*
Have you ever been to Pizza Ranch
>>217112699baka
>>217112690kek you weren't lying
There's no justification for the captcha to have M and N as possible options
GOOD EVE I hope US Customs and Border Protection last-minute deny the visas of everyone entering the United States to see the World Cup and put thousands of people through detention hell.
>>217112746it gets worse
lol @ the poo nigger post
I'm pooping.
>>217112690scat?
>>217112723yeah, they have an ok depression buffet
>>217112664
God I hate myself I'm such a weak pathetic pussy
>>217112784Holy shit, for a moment I thought that was my friend, she has same colour scheme tattoos and same tits and same photo taken from that angle with a black top LOL. you scared me bro
what is the current thing thats happening
>farted laying down>sit up>head is now directly in the stink cloud, smells horrible Nice.
>>217112697comfy
rapeseed
DON'T WANNA BEAN AMERICAN IDIOT
>>217112637Alri
>>217112847pretty bad crime and very depressing place honestly, it's all just miners and loggers who beat their wives and do meth
>>217112890tremendous
The guts in my ass need to drain but momberg is currently in the washroom.
>>217112906Shit through her legs
if you don't produce significant utility or have fame, then you don't have worth and can barely be considered a full human being Imo
>>217112862good thing you're a canadian idiot
If I could go back to an earlier point in my life, I would transition my childhood best friend and groom him to be my beautiful wife. I was always in love with him but I’m not gay. I really wish he became a girl for me. I don’t want to marry anybody else.
>>217112906go the bathroom on mommy's dishes
>>217110994Wake up
Evens I quitOdds i continue being a wage-bitch
>>217112906Just use the designated shitting street
>>217112958Oh thank god
I'm going to drink whiskey rn (right now).
>>217112897yeah crime like gord took a bag of cheezies and didn't pay and beverly keeps running stop signs
a lot of people say 4chud is better than reddit because the anonymity makes the discussions better and more intelligenti don't go on reddit but i can only imagine it's an absolute cesspit because 4chud niggers are absolute knuckledraggers
Turns out the DC guy was an Afghan national, so I was basically right with this assessment >>217110046
ching ching ching ching ching chongchong chong ching chong ching chong chinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mldcDidGJCg
Sex with Stevie Nicks c. 1976
>>217113007Why?
>>217113035Is yummy.
>>217113007why aren't you drinking nigga whisky from the hood
>>217113034She must be really good at sex because she isn't very attractive
>>217113034This, I would love to do some blow with her and then have crazy Stevie sex in 1976
>>217113050I have this.
>>217113070Heyyyyyyyyy Hungary anon!! Whatcha listening to?
Are Japanese whiskeys good?
Just gushed an absolutely vile smelling diarrhea soup shit!
>>217113090for the five seconds I remember drinking one, yes
>>217113089I'm Bulgarian, fren. Right now?House music, I'm listening and downloading and listening and downloading...
This life-playthrough is cooked
>>217113090Yes they are great.
>>217113119Bulgary...huh...yeah...nice...
>>217113148https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIqolrBRJvE
>>217113117>>217113138Seems like when the Japanese get into something they really make quality stuff. I respect their autism.
>>217113185K got it queued up next.
back from my nap
>>217113234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otG9zUHbxg4
>>217113251
Buddy wants me to listen to Yungblud & Aerosmith.
>>217113306>Yungbludwith MGK is better
People that live in Bulgaria are commonly referred to as bulges
motherberg asked me to help her install a new gas cooktop i didn’t know what the hell i was doing i was just sticking stuff together with pipe sealant and thread tape. i told her to call somebody to come make sure it’s right and she said “but i need to use it” i’m getting blown up to hell tonight goodbye world
Took the rubbish out just now
>>217113185>>217113267https://youtu.be/L6Cvw8urVEQ
>the capital of bulgaria is named "Sofia"CUTE
>>217113340Women make the mistake of assuming every guy automatically knows any thing and everything, even though our fathers taught us nothing
>>217113343>>217113351are you mousey or another /brit/?
>>217113050>>217113073More of an old crow man myself.Still made to Dr James crows miracle cure all recipe to this very day
>>217113351I would put my bulge to Sofia if you catch my drift
>>217113251hope you had a good one anon!
>>217113361Me and mousey went to the bonnie blue shagathon
Can you imagine having me as a son? That's gotta be dreadful
>>217113007>blend of 5 whiskeys
I wish Japanese whiskey had been influenced by bourbon instead of scotch
blended whisky is only good for getting shitfaced. that's the whole reason they invented it. whiskys not good enough to be sold on their own get sloshed together and bottled up for slobs.
>>217113346I'm more of a fan of the Boys Noize type electro, you know em right?
the boomer that runs my fishing clash clan fucked up somehow and now there's no leader and everyone is promoting themselves to coleader. its fishing chaos.
>>217113351Grandma was named Sofia, RIP granny..miss you.
All the normies went and left for shitgiving
>>217113401I don't get it.
>>217113462>>217113431
>>217113441>Night of the Long Rods
>>217113456Isn't it tomorrow?
STONERBONERLONER
>>217113481You often travel a day ahead of time
I'D CRY MY EYES VIOLET ELIZABETH TAYLOR
hmm maybe I'll buy some johnny walker tonight haven't had WHISKY in a while
Just found out I am chopped and unc
>>217113440No. Elucidate me.
>>217113469Oh, yeah it is cheaper, I usually by Yamazaki but sometimes you get you what you can get.
I like islay single malt scotch myself. the more peat the better
>>217113455My grandma was named Margaret, she would be 107 if she were alive today.
>>217113520>YamazakiBased https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCfRIUOyMNQ&list=RDXCfRIUOyMNQ&start_radio=1
Save the drinking for Thanksgiving that's how you're supposed to get through these things
>>217113479i appreciated this post.
Lonesome cowboy bill
>>217113538I like to drink after Thanksgiving.
Not a whisky fanFor me it's gin
>>217113497One of the good songs from the new Tay album. I like The Fate of Ophelia and Cancelled more tho. The title track is the last good one. Just four good songs out of twelve, sad!
>>217113553found the loyalist
>>217113510Dear John, Please Johnny, please don't gooo!
>>217113534>Korean>WeebThis would be like a Jew making a Germanic Pagan German rap video lmao
there used to be a guy I'd see always taking a swig from a plastic booze bottle he kept on the inside of his coat. he would even hunch over like you see in the movies.
I think I will play CODslop.
>>217113590Crazy how life imitates art
>>217113562Based swifty
>>217113607Art imitates life
I've thought about buying a flask lean into the washed up unc look Seems handy too, you can take a swig before interviews
>>217113515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8vwmUDKUAsmy boy is wild
I worked out really hard and sharted earlier. I had israel all over the inside of my boxers.
>>217113577You either die a royalist or live long enough to see yourself become a pooftah
smoking a cigarette to pass the time looks way cooler than dicking around on your phone like all you sissy boys do
Male boomers assume if you ask questions about anything you must be a retardTo appear intelligent to a boomer you should always pretend like you know what you're talking about no matter what
>>217113649How do you play it off?
>>217113533Rip to your granny anon. Bless their souls.
>>217113649somebody hire this nigga
The smells coming out of my arse, I tell you
>>217113661her soul*
>>217113608I'm a Swiftie yea but I'm not uncritical. My sister however loved the entire album.
>>217113663quit taking loads in it
>>217113660I'm a certified boomer whisperer I have twenty years in the field
>>217113649I like to lie to them about cars I ownI have a 77 nova we did a 351 swap because my uncle had a leftover one, he damaged the china rail on his small block but his buddy Ernie ran a speed shop a few towns away, anyway they put in a thumper cam and high flow heads andYeah I just go on like that and start making up shit like "easel'd the intake" or "ripped out the semi"
>>217113682>I'm a Swiftiestraightest canadian
>>217113649My mom will call me an idiot out of nowhere sometimes, it's bizarre she thinks I should just be able to read her mind. >>217113630>>217113661Cheers Bulgarian anon.
Hey
>>217113688Not promising anything
using practically all of my PTO. won't go back to work until the 15th or 16th of December.
>>217113723Are you lonely?
>>217113723Wahey! Little hat fella!
>>217113710There's literally nothing wrong with being a Swiftie
>>217113723We'll send 50 billion more to you just please stop threatening my family.
>>217113716cheers fren >>217113723shalom
Everytime I check Facebook the facebook dating thing has like 10+ notifications, but I think they're actually just trying to trick me into setting it up by making me think a bunch of people swiped on me
>>217113723BEEN TRYING TO MEET YOU
what is diddyblud yapping about
>>217113751If you're a teenage girl there isnt
coffee crispbeaver tailscheeziesbutter tartsnanaimo barssmartieshickory sticksketchup chips
I want to move to Australia so bad
>>217113739Is this a song text or a actual question? Because yes. How are you?>>217113743I'm not religious actually >>217113757First you must cure my loneliness >>217113759Zdravey or something
>>217113795don't forget All Dressed and Donairs
HAPPY 4:20!!!!!!!!>>217113759This YouTube video is an hour and a half long. I listen to this later ok. Currently I'm listening to some brutal death metal. Picrel is me rn. >>217113795Never had a beaver tail but Cheezies are so much better than Cheetos it's insane. >>217113765FB Dating is a total shitshow hahaha. Yet it's the best option I've found.
>>217113809>First you must cure my lonelinessSend me a jewess gf and maybe I will solve your problem.
>>217113809former. one of my favs <3
I am so fucking drunk right now.
>>217113805Australian niggas b like>Yeah I'm from wolobolowongo>It's a 15 hour drive west of tosche station
>>217113765I don't trust dating apps. When you first get one matches come like crazy then after a week you get nothing and you're still out there chasing that original high
Swiftie?I prefer a quickie
>>217113830Bear
>>217113837kek
>>217113852>>217113830
>it's Black Friday weekTruly dystopian.
>>217113867Which one could kill the other fastest?
I deserve this
>>217113874they are frens
>>217113874Polar bear would win. Obviously
>>217113826Can you send me a link?>>217113823If only I actually had this power
>>217113830Cute bear
>>217113873I bought a lot of stuff
>>217113891Let me guess. You're trans
the israeli is fk and the ethiopian
>>217113898https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn6aAEccMRY
>>217113919>>217113919>>217113919>>217113919
>>217113820No worries, listen to it whenever you want. It's a great set. I've seen him life a couple of times, he rulz. >Death metalwhat band? I'm not very versed in the genre Last thing I was listening to was Mortality Rate, it's with a woman vocalist, they got some pretty banger songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJFHs8TFi-g
>>217113820I don't have a FB dating profile setup, so I think the notificationss are just fake
Canned food is for fucking poor people, it’s not even real meat. All the protein is genetically modified cancer chicken and cow. It’s over processed crap I wouldn’t even feed it to my dog.Also Indian people are idiots.
>>217113479LOL
