Prev >>217116052Vape man edition
>>217117530Chris Chan
>>2171175474 Chan
Cripplechan
https://youtu.be/gPxuCs8uTAkGOATed song^^^
The Raped Chan
>>217117556My mum calls handicapped parking stalls "the cripple zone" lmfao
Some chan names are filtered
When you pick up a seashell off the beach all the little holes on it are drilled by worms & starfish which killed and eat the mollusk within
>>217117573its a doggy dog world
roommate is complaining about the sound of the new microwave being "too loud", saying it must be broken (it's not)
if they wanted people to work why did they make getting a job so hard, i dont get it
nigga honk honk
>>217117581zesty
Saw this pic from the local weeb-fest. JFC women can get away with anything, imagine a man doing this.
Have you ever been traumatized from reading a news story?
>>217117594this bitch is a bit sussy
>>217117598No how can one be that weak
>>217117588HR departments have a grift going.
Im visiting my parents for Thanksgiving and holy moly. They listen to that jew guy from dailywire (not Ben the other one whos last name is knowles). He's saying things like gigichad and slop (doesnt say goy of course). Its so weird to see normie right wing grifters saying this stuff to normies. he must know where it comes from
>>217117609Too much empathy plus a strong minds eye to imagine the suffering of those involved
These edibles ain’t shit.
>>217117588I don't know about brazil but in the US they benefit financially from having open positions, so the game is to promise overworked staff backup that never comes and make bank on it
>>217117625Better take a couple more so it's not a total loss.
when i'm in a cringe competition and my opponent is a woman
your parents are related
>>217117618You're so terminally online you don't even realize how much Chan- and Xitter-speak has seeped into the general discourse.>>217117625Hell yeah. I'm huffing weed vape rn. Don't wanna do an edible cause I want to keep readin but I did buy a pack a few days ago.
>>217117629Good plan.
you laugh you lose_____Hong Kong Incendy 2025
>>217117625Me? I hit a bong.
>Hell yeah. I'm huffing weed vape rn
>>217117648
>>217117607Like she has to know what that is, were chuds right in the fact that **that** was going to become normalized?
i miss jerma streams, he hasn't streamed in a month
>>217117639Its not twitter in origin, twitter gets it from us and we sometimes get it from other even more obscure forums like soyjack party and kiwifarms
>>217117648Why would I laugh at that
>>217117667I wish he kept playing that piss horror game
>>217117660fuck vapes real niggas know its all about that flower fake ass terpines bullshit fr fr
do weed edibles make anybody else's butt feel....funny? my black dealer gave me some and 45 mins later my butt started getting tingly and i got really horny. whenever i would sit down it would feel really good...
shes such a hoe
I smoked meth once but I had no idea until later, it was in a joint I shared w/ someone.
>>217117697the straightest least homosexual weed enjoyer
>>217117697Whyd you have to mention that he's black?
Got a pack of 12 six siders from a German company and they all feel kinda slimy.
what are we gooning to tonight in the /cum/ discord
Pollock fillets for din din
>>217117697Idk sounds like he sold you something else
>>217117724don't know if that's normal or if he got fake black ppl edibles
strongly resisting the urge to day drink tomorrow since I'll be all alone on thanksgiving
should've been born 300 years ago, then my life would've been awesome
>>217117846
>>217117844You'd just be a virgin loser with polio
>>217117859never saw this movie
>>217117865It's kino
>>217117865It isn't memorable
>>217117865its my second favorite of his right behind Dr Strangelove
ayo!!! fr
....bird belly......
My penis feels like it's on fire when I piss
>>217117862nta but i think if a lot of modern people were born a few hundred years ago they would be much more fulfilled and happy even if they died sooner
>>217117880syphilis
>>217117870baffling post
>>217117862net improvement
>>217117880Somethings wrong
>>217117875Why do they do it?
>>217117895yeah somebody lit his PENIS on FIRE can't you READ
Some people's lives are waking nightmares
the world is a vampire
>>217117880
>>217117920Have the people here claim that, but their lives are just regular for most part
No need to worryNo need to panicAs we slip and slideDip and glideSuper acrobaticAnd the mood can be mellowAnd the mood can be manicAs we expanse the danceTransoceanic
i really hate those cinnamon heart candies, they're so disgustingly tart and spicyhot tamales manage to hit the right flavour notes without being offensive.
>>217117884Never understand this idea, there's reams of literature about how much life sucked in every era of human history, today you have to wage for mr. shekelberg to rent a bug pod yesterday you had to go fight mongolians for sir adelbert so if you survived he might give you a hut and a pigLife just sucks man always had always will
I had one of those incidents where my washing machine decided my load of laundry that usually takes 2hrs would take 4hrs instead and now it’s eating into my sleeping time because I still need to get it in the dryer
>>217117888Last time I visit your mother
>>217117639>>217117652Based. I like the edibles for a slow ascent. It takes up the whole evening though.
>>217117946It always has and always will but there used to at least be community, family, freedom
You know how people complain the zoomer stare that's me, I cant help looking dead inside
>move it up wagie!
What does this even mean? They’re lobbying for like a Soviet system?
To live is to suffer; to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.
>>217117975How can someone have so much enthusiasm working at such a dogshit place
the quirk chungus of cars
>>217117997Domestic abuse
dumb peanutposter
>>217117961Do you not have parents and siblings? Do you not live near other people? You can drive or fly anywhere the fuck you want to go so yeah idgi. I think you have romanticized history as a form of escapism but if thats what it takes for you to get up in the morning you do you
>>217117997in his defense, who drinks OJ with pulp?
Boomers biggest fear is to be uncomfortable
>>217118017Boomers biggest fear are melanated people
>>217117920yes, hi
>>217117990Idk but I'd definetly fuck the (fake) blonde supervisor in the ass if you catch my drift
Let’s embark on the much ill-advised and most likely doomed pursuit of love and joy.
>>217118015this is a valid question because the grocery store always has tons of pulp OJ and the no pulp OJ supply is always dwindling
Finna be posting here a whole lot tomorrow when I'm locked in my room while familyberg is over
>>217118021no boomers spent their life importing those people
>>217118012Its a lot easier to slip through the cracks socially now. I got online early and it ruined me and many others
>>217118021No they like them for cheap labour
>nooooo you cant just look for meaning and happiness in life, you have to be a doomer nihilist who wants to bring everyone down to his level of personal agony!
>>217118032PatheticTalk to your family and save /cum/ for after
>>217118025Yikes she has the skeletal bitchy karen face probably has an annoying laugh too
*high pitched yoda voice* sex with your butt I will have
>>217118040I don't say that or look like that
>>217117975>Op clothing Damn I remember that brand
>>217118043I'm embarrassed about being a neet so I avoid them because we have nothing to talk about other than my uncle who sometimes talks about politics and video games
https://youtu.be/3dubbINK_Uc?si=MKgaiOJdZmhHRH0DClose your eyes and listen to this song and tell me what you imagine
>>217118055Your parents should be more embarrassed
>>217118055>my uncle who sometimes talks about [...] video gamesbased
>>217118017boomer's biggest fear is their children doing better than them
>>217118048you will try...
my uncle is pushing 70 and still plays vidya (pc)
porn addict: check1000s of hours gaming: checkloser in highschool:no friends: checkno girl: checkneet: checkno car: check
>>217118073Based ogamer
>>217118015I agree with Tony completely. Some pulp is best
My tinnitus is making my head & ears so sore. Esp w/ this earwax plug in my right ear, the ringing is esp loud. I need some really chill music w/ zero treble. Anyone help?
>>217118072no try only anal
>>217118082Relatable
My thanatosdrakons got salmonella somehow what is this shit? Can fucking make dinosaurs but salmonella is still a problem?
>>217118082I have all these but the last two which essentially means im the same but suffer more
I'll be an incel playing video games forever as well
>>217118089that's like 90% of lo-fi
>>217118081Sexo
>>217118082>1000s of hours gaming:Nothing wrong with this one
>>217118089Why haven't you gone to the doctor yetYou can also flush ears out at home
>>217118081Women be stealing our culture
>>217117667nigga is 40 years old
He's eating good
Watching Star Wars on AMC and chilling with dogberg I should do this more often than doom scrolling in my goon dungeon
gn /cum/ see you tomorrow if i don't die tonight
This is what Canada used to be about
>>217118121We're all getting old
>>217118137Not me
>>217118132We used to be a serious country.
>>217118132stop posting the same shit over and over
>>217118137i remember when he was 20 years old making TF2 videos
>>>/gif/29866299
I love cute women
>>217118131good night bud, stay strong
I wonder if Jason would pass the fruit machine test
>>217118154
>>217118122that's a cute plump robin thanks for sharing
I had this massive fucking plug in my right ear once and then flushed it out with the GFs anal douche LOLit was this mega blob of earwax and TP(I used to dry my ear with tp after the shower and stopped doing that after this event)
Shut the fuck up
>>217118175I look like this
>>217118136Woah mama
>>217118170the wut?
>>217118171this whore is hot but her onlyfans suck
>>217118178Vile
>>217118171Smoking is sooo gross
>>217118178Thought you were going to say massive plug in your ass
>>217118187>>217118132
Business idea: be 40 years old incel with no job playing video games living with your mom
>>217118178You are supposed to use your towel to dry your ear
>>217118178>(I used to dry my ear with tp after the shower and stopped doing that after this event)what the FUCK
>>217118194I’m not you!!
https://youtu.be/qvZME5VLWcA?si=bNMaKvihlOgxGddlClose your eyes and listen to this and then tell me what you imagine
>>217118185
>>217118206But with a thick towel I couldn’t reach in far enough…needed that DEEP dryI have since switched to using either my undies or socks before I put them on :D
>>217118213That’s me done
yah, Im thinking its filter time
>>217118233you shut the fuck up before i kill you
>>217118225You are getting pieces of cotton in your ear not good
Boys go to MARS to get candy BARSgirls go to VENUS to get more...?
>>217118237*kicks you square in the nuts*
>>217118214Chill beats to study to
Listening to pendulum and playing halo 3
Shes such a fucking hoe I love it
>>217118262I guess he was being serious, i mean look at bianca
>>217118262your momma right. she loves taking it up the ass
>>217118100Idfk but I'm listening to this right now: https://youtu.be/0WI7En7heSA>>217118114I figured it would have come out by now. There is also the chance that primary care will turn me around telling me it'll come out on its own and that there are more pressing patients to attend to. It also requires going there and queueing up early and spending several hours there, and if you get there after a certain number of patients have been booked for the day they stop taking patients. And there are no appts. cause that's for if you have a GP. I might have some hydrogen peroxide on hand but if not I'll have to ask my mum to get some cause I'm p. broke.>>217118178Lmfao. I've gotten a few really big 'uns out but this is the first time it's been impacted for more than a few hours. Day 5 now. I've also gotten earbud squishies or whatever the fuck they're called stuck in my ears, multiple times lmao.My ears are fucked. Tinnitus in both of em. Caused by TMJ stress dysfunction according to the docs. I have Tourette's and am always clenching my jaw. Even before the ringing appeared I would sometimes get a lot of pain in my throat area from always gritting my teeth. It's completely uncontrollable. I should prob try acupuncture and physio but I just haven't bothered yet.
i literally have the most fucked up ear problem everi fell with a qtip in my ear when i was 3 and have had tinnitus and chronic pain ever sincegonna go see a doc for it soon to see if i can get surgery
New Yorker cartoon
>>217118285I don't get it
whom /retard/?
>>217118285highway to hell joke I think?
>>217118292Its a commentary on society
>>217118292The Left = righteous rageThe Right = motivated by fear, apparentlyIt's more like: assholes on both sides, fuck 'em all.
I'm a sick fuck I like a quick fuck I'm a sick fuck I like a quick fuck
Laptopberg wants to do another update.
>>217118293just you
flipping back and forth between a cooking channel and tna wrestling when it's the ladies
drinking milk
i want to go goon but if i leave /cum/ i'll be lonely
>>217118326
I'm gonna wake up one day and realize I wasted my entire life doing nothing with nothing to show for it
>>217118336I could edge you under the desk but I don't wanna leave /cum/ either haha
>>217118336so just do it quick. load up a favorite, blast, then you'll be back before the new.
>>217118338I'm just kidding fren :)
Nobody woke me up when September ended :(
>>217118360I get it. No one ever woke me up inside
Shades on, I'm Boul Wit Da GlassesBro say er 'cause he a savageSo many dead opps, so many ashes (brrt)You ain't catch that, I can't pass this (come here)Shooter stay strapped, I don't need mineBro put belt right to they behindThe way that switch brrt, I know he dyin' (oh my, oh my God)6-7, I just bipped right on the highway (bip, bip)Skrrt, uh (bip, bip, bip)I just bipped right on the highwayTrackhawk, mh, sittin' in the driveway (skrrt)Uh, pull up, doot-doot, doo-doo-doo
Being forced to do a turkey trot tomorrow. It'll be 30 degrees out, should I wear shorts or sweatpants? I'll try to run as much of it as I can
>>217118383shorts, definitely. the sweats will feel like a prison in minutes.
it's 63 degrees in my condo
>>217118416Comfy
Brushing my fucked up rotten teeth then heading to bed anything you want to tell me before I leave?
>>217118360
>>217118449keep doing the best you can.
Should I stay up for lethal weapon?
I'm seeing my arms get bigger in the mirror. They're still too small to not be ashamed of but it's progress.
>>217118460absolutely! or at least stuggle to watch as it lulls you off
>>217118462Nothing a little bit of synthol can't fix
>>217118462i could still kick your ass
>>217118472I wish it was the fifth element instead
I have undiagnosed mental troubles but I don't want to be given zombie npc cattle pills
I was a depressed nerd manlet with 12 inch arms about an year and half ago. Now my biceps are about 14.5 inches. I think its good progress but still not enough
>>217118484
>>217118499What was his motivation again? Why did he want to destroy the universe?
Think I've settled on this: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwMbJHbPTdVXRYnbSFzo_WH1wQLObKs-A>>217118499Saw this movie for the first time earlier this year. P. gud. I liked it.
>>217118499Based. the zesty buck is funny as hell too
Let's break this buck
What's a cool 2d game on steam?
>>217118516mario
>>217118516Brotato
>>217118516Binding of Isaac Rebirth
>>217118516Osmos. It's Canadian too
>>217118516noita
>>217118534I tried getting into this but it was too hard to get past the boring upper areas and into the fun part of the game
>>217118531not buying it now
shan't be celebrating thanksgiving
It's nice that you guys are getting together with your family for Thanksgiving and watching movies and stuff. I haven't had a proper one of those since I was 18. Now it's always just me and my mum for Thanksgiving and Crimbus, occasionally incl. my sister. This Thanksgiving we just did nothing. Christmas we'll prob just go to Denny's again. I'm not expecting anything this year cause I'm broke. I bought my mum an mp3 player and I gave her money to get a sweater (she's supposed to wait for it to go on sale and then pay me back the difference), but honestly I don't give a fuck about Christmas anymore other than the religious part and I would be more than happy w/ anything I'm given.
MOTHER FUCKER
It's crazy how different our lives are from eachother
>>217118566it's almost like we're different people or something
I’m really fucked up whoahaha
>>217118507he's just shit-scared. i assume mr. shadow picked him for his local power as an agent, and from there the threats were too great to do anything but acquiesce. he was probably hopelessly hoping that his service would guarantee him some kind of sanctuary.
If you put ever /cum/ personality fag in a room, who would be the last one standing in a fight to the death?
;oijsfcoijxzdoijew;w
any canadians here wanna be my bf?
>>217118577I am too. I like beer
WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO WEIRD!?!?!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>217118545It just take repartition and luck in getting a good wand, if you get the perk that make you invisible you pretty much win
>>217118560Your fault.
>>217118588Bogged
>>217118587It was a good invention
>>217118579Brian would win with his magic
I always wash my dick in the sink after gooningI alsk make sure to get every last bit of pee out and dry it off with toilet paper so none of it gets on my underwear
>>217118601>>217118601>I always wash my dick in the sink after gooningyou damn well better wash your penis, bucko!
>>217118588It's her small abdomen and freakishly long legs
>>217118588botox
I would rather be caught watching porn than browsing 4chan
I completely ruined my life by not being tall. Why did I do that? >>217118595
>>217118588Sit on my face please babe
>>217118588She's the most 4chan-ish of the current crop of pop singers. She's slightly vaporwave.
>>217118609why is he holding a faggot sword
>>217118609What happened to him doesn't he have brain damage?
>>217118595oops
>>217118516Papers Please
I am 6’1. It’s a pretty good height to be. Weeheehee
>>217118516Isaac is pretty good
>>217118601same. and it's different between how intense it was. if it was just a spur-of-the-moment, 'wow, her breasts are great', you can sort of just let it go, pee, then wash some. but if something really strikes, god you have to run your rod under the cold water just to be able to piss! everything locks too tightly when you're all face-flushed and intense.
>>217118622Xhes breath taking
>>217118625to defend against Chaos, anon. you wouldn't get it...
A girl called me smart once for answering a question correctly in high school
the one good thing about the AI boom is all the masterful celebrity porn its creating
>>217118601if you wash your dick and put it back in your used underwear you're just getting it dirty again
>>217118649haha little did she know...
>>217118656I'm uncut
>>217118649Canadians have high school?
4 minutes til Thanksgiving
>>217118664hot. can i see?
>>217118656also what do you think makes underwear dirty in the first place dumbfuck
Meaningful to transform my fingernails into human poop wehehehe
https://youtu.be/dx_tErEGhGg
>>217118601>in the sinkHow? Every sink I've ever seen, you would have to hoist yourself up with your knees on each side to get it under the faucet. I just use a wet facecloth
>>217118637anything above six foot is decent, apparently. i'm only five-nine though.
>>217118679Shit
Wash your bloody penis, gooner. No joke!
>>217118694why doesn't /cum/ like cute, innocent blonde girls?
>>217118704...on the front?
Lethal Weapon is coming on I feel the dream zone calling my name
My favorite Christmas movies are the Tim Allen Santa Clause movies
>>217118710this bitch is russian and she went to dubai to get shat on by sheikhsshe's also the #1 slampig I'd bury my dick in
>>217118679precum
>>217118710I don't like innocent girls. That would equate to them being largely ignorant and dumb. Boring to have a conversation with.
>>217118736This body type is actually lame for sext. Been with a prostitute like this
>>217118739you poor, mutilated thing
>>217118089Sorry, I'm not from this thread, I was lurking, but you can use boric acid+alcohol drops in your ear to break down the earwax and flush it out. Ask a pharmacist for it, and explain the situation to them. You might have an impacted eardrum.
>>217118729i always like scrooged. it's funny, and pokes at the hearts of cynics.
>>217118751bro stop fucking your mom
>>217118751You are a degenerate, your opinions are meaningless.
>>217118729Mine is Black Christmas
>>217118750Let me guess you're californian
>>217118729my favorite christmas movies are the charlie brown special, The bishop's wife, and the live action grinch movie
>>217118754be nice :c
>>217118758Can't say that I'm a fan of Bill Murray
>>217118772The live action grinch used to scare me as a kid
Leonardo is still posting from the U of Wisconsin I see
>>217118784
>>217118794I noticed as well
>>217118794I thought he was in South Florida
>>217118768your guess is wrong
>>217118773sorry. just wash your pee pee
>>217118802He studies engineering at U of Wisconsin. Was applying to IBM last I saw him with his trip. Wonder what happened to that intership
>>217118778ah, well. then it's totally ineffective. well, you can't go wrong with charlie brown's , but that one always makes me cry.
when I get my hands on you, won't be a fucking thing you can do
>>217118805>t. Juden Peterstein
>>217118838Find another site to sully you evil coward
>>217118784apparently when I was a kid I begged my parents to take me to see small soldiers in theater it was the first movie I saw in theater and I freaked out in the middle of the movie because I asked my dad if my toys might try to kill me and he said something like "only if you're bad"
>>217118588Ugly fucking whore UGH GROSS
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>>217118838>>217118842Top kek
