>>217120493
need the bird

Imagine getting pregnant for 9 months then dealing with a kid you don't want for 18+ years all for the princely sum of £18 a week

>>217119313
https://x.com/disabledstalker/status/1991914981386850565

>>217120516
based

>>217120526
yeh but rorke says you can raise 5 kids on £100 a week

>>217120526
Rorke believes this is a regular occurrence

Is a carvery just a Sunday dinner that's not on a Sunday?

>Sherlock
>Frankenstien
>Dracula
>Robin Hood
need zero new adaptations of these for at least 10 year

IQ tests mandatory in order to vote. That literally solves every problem in this country

glod

>>217120531
screaming, it gets better the more you look through her page

>>217120493
quack quack (・8・)

probably the dullest person on earth me
no interests no hobbies no skills no friends no social life. just work my gay globohomo wfh job and watch youtube slop and post on 4chan

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ffs

>>217120597
That's one way to stop Reform tbf

>>217120636
Good I hate reform

Trump on his king shit.

Got the Yanks Varoufakis on

>>217120635
Is obsession with gangstalking a kind of schizophrenia?

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the lesser spotted non-jeet delivery driver

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Haha remember when he shot those kids in front of their mother that was so badass

what a stupid gay world we live in

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brother how can you say that with a straight face

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give it to me straight lads

>>217120743
how are they not impartial?

>>217120739
Guaranteed a wog

>>217120767
get a fedora on that lad

>>217120771
Have you ever watched gbnews

>>217120123
why do they increase if there isnt wage growth?

>>217120767
copper deficiency, eat more nuts

>>217120723
what do you think

>>217120795
not a good look to avoid answering the question immediately.

>>217120816
dont talk to me again or i'll spark you out

what if the uk was like japan thatd be mint

zip it timmy putin about to speak

>>217120821
you couldnt spark a lighter leftypol your fingers would crumble into tranny dust and soylent

dad watches GB news as he's always been a bit of a rorke

>>217120816
I’m happy to answer the question I just wanted to see if you’ve ever watched it first so I know what I’m dealing with

reckon anyone ever made a putin these nuts in yo mouf joke to vladimirs face before?

>>217120843
so just answer it then instead of whatever stupid shit this is

>>217120850
prefer not to say

haven't watched porn with sound for so long I forgot what it sounds like

i require alcohol

>>217120850
They never criticise reform.

man just pulled up outside my house and put a leaflet for boots through my door

what a grim life

>>217120862
it's real silly stuff the woman will say stupid shit like yes fuck me while she's being fucked and the bloke will grunt and mumble something about how tight the pussy is it's real dollhouse shit

Back in my day paper round used to be a job for teenagers now it’s just grown arse Indian men doing it

scared to fall in love again me so i self sabotage with any lass who is into me

>>217120869
hes more productive than me

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me and mousey going to the thistle soon

>>217120866
seems like an analysis based off your own bias.

sucking a macchiato latte

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The morning walking route, as it were.

>>217120897
>paper round
Does this job even still exist?
Definitely the case for cafes, fast food and supermarkets
Used to be loads of teenagers in those areas, now it's wogs and Indians

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28 days to Christmas lads.

gay poo sex arse comes with a optional gape

>>217120901
why not just make drugs legal at this point

is rupert murdoch still at it? havent heard about him in ages

>>217120923
t. minus 7 hours till spliffmas

>>217120923
mental how australians will never ever see or feel snow

>>217120901
They should pay people (me) to surreptitiously walk around here and follow the drug users about until they buy more drugs at which point i send the police out to arrest the dealers

>>217120923
leftypol thrashing and frothing with rage after seeing this image

>>217120916
Yeah but they don’t deliver newspapers just random flyers for restaurants and local businesses

>>217120862
if its western porn it's nasally-voiced yank women going AWW YEEAAA FUCK MY LITTLE ASSHOLE YEAAAH UUUHHHH FUUUCCK AAHHHH for like 15 minutes straight

>>217120950
ive been in snow and its shit

>>217120865
i'm drinking cheap red wine with ice. it lush

>>217120959
screaming

forgot to cancel netflix again

>>217120901
fucking mental that public money gets spent on this shit

BREAKING: Net migration fell to 204,000 from 649,000 in the year to June 2025

Too late unfortunately

>>217120789
oh no no no, are you insane? Σ:3

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howl

>>217120995
mad how no one will ever face consequences for this

>>217121012
We voted for it

pooing in a public toilet again because my bog at home is still fucked

used to vaguely know a guy who would say "finger it out" instead of "figure it out" and "I square down" instead of "i swear down"
I now say these all the time

>>217120995
ah yes the "official" numbers are down that will surely stop the boat people

>>217120995
>The driving factor behind the change is that more British nationals are thought to have emigrated in 2024 than initially recorded, with 100,000 fewer now thought to be living in the UK.

>>217121011
Niglet-Joy

>>217121053
you small boat panickers are very silly and easily manipulated

>>217121053
Boat people are an obvious distraction you absolute fucking sheep retard

>>217121030
we never got a direct vote on it. the closest we got was brexit which was sabotaged by the pro mass immigration government who had to carry it out

used my first self-serve petrol pump today lads, being able to fuel your whip without having to go in and talk to the smelly curry man inside is revolutionary, why doesn't australia have more of these?

>>217121094
>>217121105
Was easy to make this argument a decade ago when it was 1000 coming over now it's 50,000
They're both important issues

>>217121109
take the L already if you voted for brexit you are a retard simple as

>>217121127
Wow 50k a year vs 800,000/900,000 for the previous 5 years coming legally
Bet you love Tommy Robinson too

>>217121133
>>217121109
brexit was a cia psyop to weaken the EU economy just like the 2008 "financial crash" was also a cia psyop to weaken the EU economy (the richest banks at the time were EU ones)

>>217120635
Rorke on a mad one

bit of a weird question but how often do you think your mum and dad shag?

>>217121159
Did you even read what I wrote?

>>217121159
no you don't understand i can see the boats i've seen pictures of them that gives me something to look at and be angry about it's njce and simple

>>217121186
more importantly how often do I and your mum shag?

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>>217121133
closest they ever gave us to a choice on immigration and they followed it with total betrayal

just masturbated to black girls sucking white cock in front of black men

first julius caesar now mdongo

>>217120901
I don't know what they can give people for cocaine addiction, but for opioid addiction they can give people methadone right? Maybe these drug-taking clinics should encourage opioid addicts to use methadone so they can gradually get off opioids, rather than keep using street heroin etc.

>>217120990
The state should help those who are unfortunate enough to be gripped by drug addiction.

>>217121206
wasnt though was it

political discussion in /brit/ hasn't been the same since commiemong left.

>>217121212
>mamaneedswinehaha
genuinely thought that was a paki name at first

>>217121226
name on sacked tranny

>>217121228
It's 2025 we don't need to pretend Brexit was anything other than an immigration referendum
Nobody was voting leave for fishing rights or trade deals with Burkina Faso

been seeing less methheads and more heroin zombies lately. soul vs soulless

>>217121192
Yes it was retarded and so are you. Boat people are detained on arrival and are a tiny number. If you cannot see how the media and politicians are focusing solely on the boat people to distract sheep like yourself from legal immigration then it’s over for you

>boat people are just a distraction!
ah yes people getting mad about the government being traitors that deliberately let in tons of people are being distracted from getting mad about the government being traitors that deliberately let in tons of people, what a well-thought out psyop this is from the boys at the 77th brigade

love mousey
love racismlad (me)
hate maori cunt
hate commiemong
shrimple

Things normal people think about
>Their job
>Their friends
>Their family
Things Rorke thinks about
>Transsexuals
>Transsexuals
>Transsexuals

>>217121255
wasnt though was it

>>217121266
heroin zombies are better because at least they take a break from doing burgs to sleep

>>217121272
melty

>>217121228
it was 100% the biggest reason you fucking antipodean dullard what would you even suggest otherwise?

just looked in the mirror and realised i AM him
woah

not very nice what that aussie lad did to that jeet pooing on the pavement

>>217121291
yeah honestly prefer the heroin addicts cus theyre sleepy but when they dont have heroin its a real problem

gf wont let me bum her :(

>>217121270
>>217121270
I can and do see that it's being used as a distraction but your blazé approach of its a none issue because theres more legals is retarded
Look I know your favourite online commentator gave you this talking point and now you parrot it unthinkingly but please, engage your brain
>Boat people are detained on arrival
Lmao

>>217121272
they do get a disproportionate amount of cover

750k legal immigrants last year compared to 36k boat people

200k legal immigrants this year compared to 42k boat people

I'm cock smart and pussy wise

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grim

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poo roar

these blast points, too accurate for boat people

>>217120578
All the best ones were nearly a century ago too you think they'd call it a day.

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saw this on /v/. it's that fat woman you always talk about isn't it

>>217121294
yeah how was leaving the eu supposed to help immigration?

Legal
2016 - 588,000
2017 - 606,000
2018 - 594,000
2019 - 612,000
2020 - 343,000
2021 - 626,000
2022 - 1,260,000
2023 - 1,326,000
2024 - 948,000

Boat people
2016 - 2,400
2017 - 3,000
2018 - 1,000
2019 - 8,200
2020 - no data
2021 - 29,000
2022 - 45,700
2023 - 29,400
2024 - 43,600

>>217121335
not really on is it

when i said i wanted fried rice i didn't mean to go that far!
(this is said in reference to goings on in hong kong)

>>217121399
trannies should all be killed

might ask the toilfu if she's ever taken it up the arse next time we share a car

>>217121420
at my wit's end

my weiner smells

>>217121248
I'm talking about drugs yet your mind seems to be entirely occupied by thoughts about transsexuals

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Rorke won

>>217121418
7,000,000+ in less than 10 years. Mad

>>217121486
still about 150k too high

that latte has gone right through me, shitting my guts out now

>>217121486
They're going to frame this as some sort of victory but just because we've had totally insane numbers in the past few years doesn't mean 200k isn't still huge

Back in the day the pledge was to get it into the 10's of thousands
Realistically at this point it needs to be in the negatives
People shouldn't get lazy because of this

>>217121493
biblical innit

business idea: move all the white british to western australia

get more in
get them housed
get them wanked off

might get zooted and play duke nukem

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hair was beginning to look like wellard so i started using this product. it has rejuvenated my hair. so easy to apply and smells lush. i highly recommend it.

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... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Fifth Gear Recharged on Quest on my TV via puck in home ...

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business idea: move all the English out of Wales

>>217121534
lose some weight, tim. your gut is unsightly.

love when people refer to a vampire as "a dracula" regardless of his lineage

>>217121486
Rorke won't rest until net migration is negative and rightfully so

SMASH THE BOATS

how come tim's belly starts from mid chest?

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hmm

cheeky 7am porn toil, anyone else?

>>217121495
>>217121552
The ONS don't have a clue who's coming and going
Give it a few months and this figure will be revised upwards

>>217121559
all off to Australia and Dubai I expect

>>217121559
Strip them all of their British citizenship and sieze all assets

business idea:
rebuild Hadrian's Wall back to its original 15ft height then put everyone that isn't white on the other side of it

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cute lads doing a gay little dance

>>217121534
hate when he stares at his food with his mouth slightly open. he looks so gormless when doing this

>>217121417
do a bit of reading of material from the time https://www.ft.com/content/e1f6c0ee-1c41-11e6-a7bc-ee846770ec15

>>217121578
these are men?????

>>217121559
yeah. that 204,000 might be a smaller number but it's not good by any stretch

>>217121345
>750k
>200k
Those are net numbers, gross is a lot higher

>>217121578
would gladly prolapse the one on the right with my smelly 6 incher

when will timmy byrne get off his backside and find a job?

>>217121578
these are boys?

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>>217121416
WMAF is the present and the future

rorke your hairlines offside mate

it's surprising that tim hasn't verified his twitter for no reason

>>217121418
>2019 - 612,000
>2020 - 343,000
>2021 - 626,000
>2022 - 1,260,000
>2023 - 1,326,000
Meanwhile rorke was backing boris 100%
Absolute fucking clowns

>>217121451
>>217121595
70% isopropyl alcohol will get rid of any lingering smells in seconds

mum said I have to look for a job today and that there should be lots of jobs in shops for Christmas
I DONT WANT TOOOOOOOOOO

>how do we get these pesky immigration figures down
>I know! Let's make all the natives leave
>while we're at it let's start paying the pakis with 5 kids even more and make the morning after pill free

Fabulous

>>217121632
ur mum fit?

i love alcohol

>>217121641
ktim

>>217121418
>2020 - 343,000
>2021 - 626,000
These are the real gut punches
While you were locking yourself inside to save are NHS they were importing a million foreigners

> let's start paying the pakis with 5 kids even more
Reminder your GOATs Nigel farage and Zia yusuf supported removing the cap lmao!

>>217121594
i dont give a fuck about gross

>>217121622
>trusting a turkic jew with a menagerie of mutt kids
several of his children have indian heritage. and from where did he increase immigration the most?

dont hate foreigners just hate povvos ngl

>>217121623
I'm not rubbing pure alcohol onto my willer are you insane

>immigration
>trannies
what about GTA VI

>>217121614
he looks like he's about to cry

>>217121559
Would be interesting to know who is actually emigrating. Obviously lots of wealthy/skilled Britons, but I do see shit on social media from ethnics saying they're going to emigrate. Starting to get brown/black 'Brits' here too.

i will now go through the routine of outright refusing to become ill. willpower is stronger than illpower

It's simple.
Africa, Asia and South America should be depopulated.

by the way you should NEVER put toothpaste on your willy

>>217121649
Nice strawman you've built for yourself there

>>217121614
is the 90s DiCaprio look in again?

>>217121666
Yes!
*whacks head with an oversized mallet*

>>217121709
Strawman? I just found it funny that reform are supporting removing the cap that’s all lol

whites are damned if they stay, damned if they do
the white race will be mixed out in short order. racial intermingling is inevitable where communities live side-by-side and there is no strong sense of racial identity/community.
the tribe has seen their plan to miscegenate the white race come true. only they, chinks, and the brown melting pot horde will remain.

>>217121706
just realised I have 9 days at toil left and 10 holiday days but also prpjects to hand over

>>217121668
he didnt get katy
pangpang will do x

>>217121739
sounding poetic this morning huh rorkeypops

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honestly inspiring

Want to go sleep and never wake up

>>217121666
I do. It's mild as fuck. It literally says use to massage into skin. You don't feel a
sting if that's what your afraid of

>>217121762
Tragic :(

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>>217121762

I've immersed my willer in a glass of whisky before
It's still less painful than slathering your scrotum with tea trea oil

>>217121791
mint shower gel on your balls is genuinely quite painful

>>217121645
my brother in arms. what are you drinking?

>>217121816
That's because of the mint, the alcohol just evaporates and does nothing

70% alcohol is mild enough to rub anywhere on your skin with no burning sensation. I rub my pits and bellend with it. Gets rid of smells immediately, unlike soap.

sold an old telly to a fat Nigerian woman yesterday and now she's messaging me calling me a scammer because she can't figure out how to connect it to her mifi
can't even do business with these people

>>217121829
vb short neck

>>217121795
meanwhile cronem naturally attracting leng snappydem through yardie vibrational energy x

>>217121816
that's because of the mint duh

>>217121842
she fit?

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>>217121829
haven't had a drink in two months haha. gotta wait til my liver recovers and brain damage fades (having trouble pronouncing things)

>>217121836
>Gets rid of smells immediately, unlike soap.
Soaps does do that though
Also you can create a lather with soaps to get better coverage
Also alcohol is far more drying than soap

>>217121762
Who the fuck leaves a rose on someones grave?

>>217121816
that's because of the mint mate

>he doesn't wash himself with supermarket brand bleach
alri billionaires

cronem soapy steamy gherkin shower
timmy rubbing alcohol pon swc

>>217121858
fair enough lad
>gotta wait til my liver recovers and brain damage fades (having trouble pronouncing things)
that's the best part about drinking though haha x

>>217121858
The brain damage is forever

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oh dear rorke he’s done you

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>rub and massage in your skin

>>217121857
no fat and horrible puffy face

>>217121896
tesco just keeping it realistic
dont see the problem

>>217121875
Lanceo90 (AI Artist) Top 1% Commenter

>>217121896
Is miffy gay

>>217121896
lidl is still all whites

>>217121863
I don't use rubbing alcohol all the time, only when soap has failed to remove the smell adequately, which is not often but when it happens, 70% rubbing alcohol works brilliantly

>>217121896
leftypol defending the interracial breeding ground

>>217121896
why does rorke even still try, he gets BTFO so often on twitter

>>217121908
come one mate, we're all doing a good job of ignoring him until you.

triple locking rorke's willard in a steel cage

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going to support a black owned business

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>Oh fuck off you sad fragile snowflake cunt

>>217121842
She knows perfectly well how to do it, she just wants some money off. Tell her to get fucked.

>>217121791
had a deep freeze wank once and it was alright

miss being skinny, but there's no going back now

>>217121953
He's done you too mate

>>217121842
say you'll refund her 50 and then send her 50p instead of £50 and when she complains tell her to buy a banana

>>217121985
Ozempic

>>217121632
Honestly mate how bad can it be
Simple menial tasks for beer tokens and then you live at home and get dinner cooked for you anyway
Try working 60 hours a week in a demanding corporate slog for a salary that is increasingly becoming not worth it in comparison to doss minimum wage jobs and having a mortgage around your neck plus the full english of cost of living expenses

If you shower every day, soap is enough to remove odors
But if for some reason you went 2 or 3 days without showering and you didn't wear antiperspirant, soap alone won't fully eliminate the odour
that's why it's handy to keep a bottle of rubbing alcohol around. it's also great for general cleaning of surfaces. get the 70% version, as that's mild enough to rub on skin. 99% is too harsh.

Blonde Hair Percentage:

Finland — 80%
Sweden — 78%
Norway — 75%
Estonia — 70%
Iceland — 70%
Denmark — 68%
Germany — 66%
Netherlands — 66%
Latvia — 66%
Lithuania — 57%
United Kingdom — 56%
Czechia — 56%
Belarus — 55%
Austria — 54%
Russia — 47%
Poland — 46%
Switzerland — 46%
Ukraine — 45%
Slovakia — 45%
Ireland — 38%
France — 37%
Slovenia — 27%
Croatia — 25%
Bosnia and Herzegovina — 19%
Italy — 15%
Romania — 15%
Spain — 12%
Bulgaria — 10%
Serbia — 10%
Portugal — 9%
Albania — 8%
Georgia — 6%
Turkey — 4%
Greece — 4%
Armenia — 3%

right well last night's pizza isn't going to poo itself out so I'm off for a bit

>>217121988
schremaing

>>217121896
>TesCohen

>>217121957
Doubt it. Africans are genuinely too dumb to understand how technology works, let alone how to devise a plan to get money.
I work with a senegalese woman who unironically believes she's being spied on at work because sometimes her computer resets. Technology is basically juju magic to them.

>>217121988
mental how that would get you a knock from the police

>>217121999
FOY

cronem temporary cessation

>>217122030
How's that mental? It's a very racist and nasty thing to do.

>>217122061
explain how it's racist, please

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>How's that mental? It's a very racist and nasty thing to do.

>>217122060
they got a text from a premier league club offering them a contract

fucking sky router has died. done all their online troubleshoot bollocks, then done it again on the phone with them. they finally decided to send me a new one after 24 hours with no broadband. won't be here til tuesday. cunts.

>>217122102
are you nigerian

what the fuck were gta online missions always so hard?

gherkin cronem interrupted mid thrust l, its a premier league team offering a contract

>>217122114
they were meant to require teamwork to complete

>>217122110
no i'm from surrey

>>217122060
sup crodie
are you still a pathetic sack of shit? x

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>>217122073
It implies that she is a monkey.

>>217122132
you're the first and only person to make that connection
might want to watch that

>>217122132
this nigga 20 years old looking like this? wtf is wrong in that little island

>>217122102
whats wrong with it?

cronem's phone vibrating, it's oxford uni offering a full scholarship

>>217121829
latino oil

>>217122149
it's bust

>[Anonymous] connected to the server.
>[Anonymous] joined the Red Team.

A-a-alri-i-i lads ho-how's-s it fo-
>[Anonymous] was kicked from server. Reason: High ping

Newsflash Lisa Bart is not a horse

>>217122132
evil nottingham be like

>>217122170
haha love it

>>217122147
Probably been on the booze and fags since the age of 12 and probably raised on a fantastic mix of frozen shite and takeaway slop

>>217122147
>Kincella
Irish diaspora
Probably dates Keisha and he was just annoyed that day that the wigmaker was shut

Lads, the M&S roast in the bag rotisserie style chicken is the one. Strong recommend. £7.50 though which considering you can get a completely plain bird in Tesco's for £3ish is quite spenny.

>>217122149
not picking up the internet signal from the ONT box. have changed the network cable, have done a full reset, there is no internet to be found.

>>217122211
>a completely plain bird in Tesco
my type on paper

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>>217122132
the banana and blackman would be a good name for a spoons

spenny

>>217122170
Aussies be like this
>We-We-We-We-We-we've captured the intelligence
>We-We-We-We-

might send all my money to an asian woman twitch streamer

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the chad met complainer vs the sad banana jokester

might propose to pokimane

If you had a robot would you ask it to wank you off?

>>217121998
I have social anxiety

>>217122132
>>217122224
The great thing about America is, if you did this, you wouldn’t get fired or arrested, you’d get your teeth knocked out, and you’d deserve it.

rather big schnoz

>>217121932
only because they're recycling German material which the Germs outsource to Poland

>>217122132
the aped

>>217122283
>fired
*fined

>>217122214
what lights are on the ONT

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get the myco-protein paste delivered

>>217122278
No. If it was feminine and realistic enough I'd have sex with it though. It wouldn't have to be very realistic to be honest. Or very feminine.

Peter Kay sketch where he rings up Sky and they ask him about the lights on the ONT box and he goes "I'm lookin' at lights on't box!"

>>217122297
>he doesn't know
you can't escape them in adverts, not even here.

>>217122306
prefer not to say

>>217122278
It would probably rip my cock off

>>217122317
how about a feminine robot with a feminine robot penis

finished my wholesome paintings now its time to draw pornography

>>217122317
Human-robot relations like that will be dangerous. Wanking you off is the limit for me.

>>217122341
First one would be scary waiting to see how tight it grips

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neoliberal protein

>>217122003
I work in biomed so here's a fun fact for you

EU-funded research projects will often gather genetic data from all over Europe, especially all the EU member states, but when we actually analyse it, step one is usually excluding all the data from Finland because they're so genetically distant from Europeans it would obscure most other results

>>217122345
Can it robo-spaff? What's it made of, nanobots?

glod

how about if the robot was about 4'2?

Is it morally wrong to ask the family household robot to wank you off?

>>217122382
>>217122382
>>217122382

theyre making a new avatar cartoon

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>>217122331
I'M LOOKIN AT LIGHTS ON'T BOX NOW

>>217122378
literally the plot of Humans

>>217122393
yeah. some of them robots were a bit of alright, like the asian one the feller shagged and the blonde one who went a bit mental

>>217122448
the blonde one is also the girl Will chases throughout the second Inbetweeners movie