amelia edish
smash brazilian kids skulls in with sledgehammers until their brains turn to paste
>>217122382You forgot your VPN, Alejandro.
>>217122382Cunning Jewess
>>217122397fpbp
How many times is Joe going to have perplexity look up some insane right wing talking point that he 100% believes and then perplexity comes back with it being a Russian talking point just ignore it and move on like has happened in the past like 10 episodes
If you had a completely hairless 4'2 robot would you ask it to wank you off?
poo
>>217122408not a thing, buy an ad
Emma Watson poo during sex.
would you eat him to gain mysterious powers?
>>217122367>because they're so genetically distant from Europeanshow so? they're right beside Sweden and Denmark
>>217122437only if deep fried
>>217122026yeah i think you're right, she genuinely just can't figure it outthought nigerians were supposed to be on the more intelligent end
might suck a covfefe
People are going to do despicable things to robots and I want no part of it
Just for Men is a great product
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509Athread theme
>>217122331>>217122392screaming
>>217122480Why is it just for men? Limiting their customer base for no reason aren't they
Robot with huge self-lubricating silicone tits
would you let a robot shag you
girls spitefully painting over their grey hairs like they were buying Yorkie bars
Must sniff her gassy poots.
Yes, grey hair is a failo. Lot of women gas up guys into not dyeing their grey hair, but they themselves get their hair dyed by experts, so that tells you what they want. Same women tell you they want dadbods but lust after leanmaxed dudes. Don’t fall for it.
>>217122496It wasn’t funny mate, no need to samefag
tending to my zoomer broccoli hair farm
I recently started using Just for Men, ama
>>217122441They're their own thing largely untouched by the ancient migrations that brought a lot of the continental European genetic stock where it is.
>>217122555your own thing is largely untouched, mate
Mental that people at work who are trying for a kid or having one are essentially walking around talking about raw sex at every opportunity, but wholesome and cute.
can't imagine giving a fuck about going greythen again I have a full head of thick full-colour hair
gangstalking myself>M8JWRYalso my captcha is being antisemitic
>>217122541the end of the year fade, you don't need much more than this x
>>217122588it’s heatherpaedo, he’s old af and insecure about it
>>217122572hahah
>>217122588would rather go grey early than bald ever
NOT ME I HAVE A FULL HEAD OF THICK HAIR OF THICK HAIR FULL HEAD OF IT A FULL THICK HEAD OF HAIR THICK OF IT FULL OF THICK OF HAIR OF IT A FULL THICK HAIR OF HEAD
Any of you guys the type to have a couple drinks in the evening and pass out without necking the whole bottle? Been almost a month since my last drink. Evenings getting sort of boring.
I am currently asleep.
>>217122555why are you giving (You)s to spainpaedo?
had a mad dream where I met all my old mates at the pub and we had a laugh and then I woke up sad coz I've got no mates now
>>217122610meltie uh oh
>>217122526grey hair is sexy, many women say it, i have a streak of grey from all the stress i feel posting on /brit/!
>>217122614dont like being mildly drunk so i get mega drunk once or twice a month and thats it
>>217122588t.norwooded e.9999
>>217122610I do not doubt that you have a thick head.
>>217122572sequenced that mutant
>>217122614I drink until I'm sleeping, so if it ends up being the whole bottle, so be it.If I think there's not enough left I'll drink it as fast as I can to maximise the effect.It's easier to have no drink than to stop at just one or two.
Elon Musk dyes his hairImagine how much lamer he'd look with grey hair
i love lying i feel so good when i lie
big motability sign up at the local bmw dealer, love this country
any silver fox in?
getting a gf just isn't feasible
>>217122667me making small talk to the salesman as I try out the beds in Next Home
>net migration 200,000>Asylum seeker claims 110,000So half of the net figure is made up of asylum seekers?
>>217122634>>217122526
I have a very big head so I don't mine being baldhair just made it look even bigger
>>217122667i don't believe you
genuinely think spainnonce hasn't posted here in monthsmust have been almost a year actually?end of an era really
zoomin in the foreign got the engine roaring
yeah im receding a bit but it's whatever I don't mindmy dad and brother weren't receding at my age so whatever innitjust life thatisn't it, just lifeyou've got certain freedoms but some things are just inevitable, like balding at 29 despite your dad and brother not balding at 29well that's just part of living so I don't mind
>>217122675starting going grey in my early twenties but it's never reached the top, just have a band all the way round the sides like a badger's arse
LMAO
>>217122705its your mums dad mate its your muns dad at the end of the day
>>217122636>>217122660Yeah. Aussie method is probably the best.
>>217122706alri Paulie
>>217122667Me when I'm in bed
reservations at dorsia
>>217122699me in my peugeot
>>217122727dorsia? (pronounced like does ya? in an accent)
>>217122716he's dead so so i'm probably going to die then aren't I
>>217122721heh heh ktim
>>217122719Probably, my way isn't my preferred method.
>>217122740no i think you get your death gene from your dad's mum
big ball hair dyers
>>217122751this Frank Sinatra remix is rubbish
Good morning :)
I am bald
>>217122706odd pattern that
>>217122757ooh el- ooh ooh aahhh aaah ello x
>>217122757morning matex
gay lil monkey
>>217122757Give me orange
mental to think i'm going to spend another day doing nothing
based looksmaxerdoesn't just accept 'it's just genes', 'it's just ageing' copes
In the future you'll be able to buy a fart. By which I mean you'll pay a fella or maybe a machine and they'll make you fart and get that nice sensation of relief of pressure out of your guts.
David Lammy is refusing to defend his decision to end trial by jury in the Commons. An Urgent Question was granted to Robert Jenrick: “To ask the Secretary of State for Justice if he will make a statement on reported plans to restrict the right to trial by jury.“ Courts minister Sarah Sackman is up to answer instead.
>>217122757Foden monkey
any gay and evil man in
>>217122800You're not going to do nothing really are you? You're not going to stare at the wall motionless for 16 hours
got battlefield 6
>>217122727>Lucky bastard>Lucky Jew bastard.
>>217122817
>>217122824chopped asl
>>217122825good man, having a lot of fun with it meself x
funny that it's women really going off with this hand eating stuff
>>217122824Tastes exactly the same
>>217122864his body looks like how I draw christmas trees
>>217122825Tried the beta didn't like it the ttk felt too fast compared to the previous ones.
i'll eat fish and chips or a rotisserie chicken with my hands but rice in sauce just seems like one of the worst choicesdo indians do it with noodles as well
screaming at the top of my gay porn lungs
>>217122857Chinless Timmy thinks he's finally Chad dating that monkey ting lmao
>>217122412why would a robot have any hair in the first place?
Beth Rigby is so fit
Leftypol drinking his coffee with his fingers to fight racism
>>217122881Scr
>>217122881pscrianf
>>217122881lol
>>217122824Husband looks sick of her shit
>>217122890if it had gone through pneuberty
indian man wiping his bum with his bare hand and then sucking the poo off because he thought it was chicken madras or something lol
moisturizing my twinkish body
>>217122916hehe
>>217122864his body looks like a dragon dildo
>>217122926scranmnig
>>217122926Da seasoning
>>217122864his body looks like a 543lb piece of poo hanging from a red bar
>>217122895by what metric is this 'so fit'?or are you just one of these losers with a thing for women journos and politicians?
leftybot drinking oil with his pincersrobo-rorke wanking with a spanner
>>217122857>>217122824are they indian chinks or spics cant even fucking tell anymore just entirely sick of non whites truth be told
>>217122958why do british women have these big googly eyes
>>217122926and to make matters worse his hand is the same colour
if you wanna hang out,get your, willy outcocaine
>>217122965hispanics don't eat rice and beans with their hands nigga
>>217122958>by what metric is this 'so fit'?By every metric? Plus all of the metrics to do with charisma and attitude
>>217122973she's not british clearly she's some kind of mutt
>>217122965my bet is that they're american indians her eye makeup and aggressive eyebrow plucking makes me think north america for some reasonIndian women in the uk seem to keep their eyesbrows thicker and the makeup is different too
>>217122824never seen someone who just looks dense like this
alanna pow
>>217122988she has no charisma or attitude. she can barely get her words out of her dumb mouth
fat titty solicitor lass from Bumble has messaged me. we're so in
>>217122991Looks like a Celtic sort of face to me. Could easily imagine her being Irish or Scottish
>>217123019solicitor? you hardly know 'er
enjoy watching videos of women putting large dildoids in their vagina holes
>client has given me root access to their production web server Going to shit myself this is terrifying
anon, im doing a little trolling >>217123019cr was just thinking about big titty solicitor this morning
Beth Rigby is a minger who wears a lot of makeup and obnoxious red lipstick and has a stupid feminist haircut. Ugly women often resort to these tactics
>>217123036her mum is literally Asian, you breadbin
>>217123085goddamn what a fucking munter
powerberg has been out for over 3 days days, the contents of my my fridge have turned into a biohazard soup and i'm sweating my balls offmy inner dole bludger is saying the government owes me money for this
>>217123080you know what command you need to run
>>217122991Her mum's a paki
its called "putting maruzensky in sprint with A tier sprint" trolls :)
>>217123090Didn't say she wasn't, just said what she looks like.
mixed anglo indians are some sort of master race, need to marry an indian woman
>>217123090oh my days you did him therenow let's see how he copes in his response >I could see she had Asian in her, I just didn't say and I still think she has Celtic dna
extremely low quality off-topic posts
>>217123099things take longer in Australia because the eleccy man is probably coming from 300 miles away. from poowong to Brisbane
>>217123078lilli june is something else huh
>>217123099where do you live tf
White people
>>217123128nah most of the surrounding areas have had their power restored, in fact the other end of my street has power, but they're dragging their fucking feet fixing mine
>>217123141those are too big
buying mousey a horse dildo for christmas. he deserves it and i know he'll love it x
right..... uneducated and unskilled but willing to do one of those extreme jobs like oil rig stuff, what are my options?
will never forgive ausland for unleashing tones & i upon the world
>>217123124YWNBAJ
ziedbelg eating batonberg cake
one time i was at a train station and a man asked me if i was a boy or a girl. this was before trannies existed.
>>217123165didn't need an example
>>217122727Try getting one now you fucking stupid bastard
>>217123121mental how fit they are
ziedbelg drinking a cronenbourg
>>217123148it's always the exact opposite of reality always every time I can't fucking stand it I hate it I'm losing my sanity
11:54
217123184absolutely caked in make up
>>217123175and that mans name? professor oak
>>217123165back at you
>>217123204minimod cancer, go kill yourself used up all your replies ITT now
>>217123142north of brisbane, kind of isolated but not exactly out woop woop
racists be like (me)>cor a woman with european features but brown/black skin
>>217123218YWNBAJ
>>217123201what about professor coke and he drinks full fat coke and doesnt give a shit about pokemon
>>217123230ktim
>>217123242melty
>>217123230don't like him. bad breath, bad teeth, bad attitude.
going somewhere today where I need to bring £2 with me to donate in order to cover the cost of the group. where's a nigga supposed to get exactly £2 when I haven't used physical money in over a decade??? hope those niggas are prepared for endless bank transfer questions
user impersonating 4chan staff
>>217123242don't see them mate. got that flag filtered you see
there's a moose loose aboot this hoose
>>217123258next time your mum gives out a blowie, ask for half of her takings
what about professor rorke and he hates all non gen 1 pokemon
>>217123250>217123259>>217123260samefag more personas to not reply to ITT. also "flagged" :) die, parasite
fourth time now Gary Neville been caught using his phone while driving. Really not on
>>217123281YWNBAJ
>>217123281mental illness :)
>>217123279not exactly giving out if she's charging for it
>>217122382
"power hungry" (not tripping hes tripping on imaginary things) fuckup do-nothing freak who wont do anything with his life DOES have a job but he is on 4chan at 12 on Thursday doing what he always doesdont say you have a job again P.S. youre crying so I can only magine you got banned or fucked over. seethe more
>>217123184looks like a literal turd
pushing my granny off a bus
Budget is grim isn’t it. I’ll no see a state pension, I’ll get taxed on trying to build a private one, if you get an EV you’ll pay more, fucked the fuel poverty scheme in the bin, oh and your tax threshold is frozen so you’re not even getting the tiniest bit of relief. Also no point in doing a high pressure third sector job when min wage is pretty close to my salary and I wouldn’t need to work unpaid extra hours or come home thinking about all the folk I couldn’t help. Genuinely thinking of getting a financial advisor to make the most of savings I’ve got before these new rules kick in, and perhaps just doing retirement now cause fuck knows I’ll not see that age
>>217123309do you like mcdonalds
sometimes i think mousey doesn't have think he's a human being that actually exists. clearly disassociated from reality.which is why he doesn't recognise how hypocritical and ironic he is constantly. he thinks it doesnt apply to him as he doesnt view himself as a person.
>>217123324This is a fucking fantastic budget. Toryboys are SEETHING.For a start, it’s the greenest budget ever; we are going to see huge decreases in energy consumption, less materialism and widespread de-growth. Only a brave Labour government could dare to turn back the clock, reject industrialisation, and adopt a benefits-based economy. Hopefully, we can quickly return to an agrarian society living in harmony with nature. If that goal requires collectivisation and the elimination of farmers (kulaks), we can always rely on state-owned supermarkets.
Did you know that the virus created in a Chinese lab damages the frontal lobe?
i'm on minimum wage so i think this budget is good for me, but I'm not very smart so i don't understand it
remember covid? i don't
>>217123344That what they did to are Tim?
>>217123324feel like budgeting for britain is just a bloody nightmare
>>217123337
>>217123334project on you retard you cant just project about projecting and I am not allowing you to go through to that level as a polshit to go project about projecting. you stick where you are at (just like progress in the rest of your life)btw, post psychology degree. pps. this is what I was talking about when I said you "put others down" to "make your life seem better" retard
>>217123324Sensationalism aside it really wasn't that bad
>>217123353depends how long you're planning on remaining a piece of shit minimum wagie
>>217123367im going to put your symptoms into chatgpt and see what it says
>Sensationalism aside it really wasn't that bad
>>217123337Rorke mate...
might start wearing a nightgown with one of those matching caps that looks like a santa claus hat
2010 mfs writing a Facebook status saying "like for a rating x x x "
>>217123370forever probably
>>217123337why are his pants down like that
>>217123367YWNBAD
>>217123398y u need mood stabilisers if you're going to sleep? you dont have a mood when asleep
>>217123410The girls of /soc/ once rated me a solid 7 out of 10
>>217123404a clue fetched from the loft, dust blown from its covers, and thoughtfully perused
>UK net migration fell to 204,000 in year to JuneRorke closing his eyes, sticking his fingers in his ears going "lalalallalaa"
>>217123453Reminder most people classify 7 as average
>>217123430you do when you wake up babe x
so hypocritically if i were to reply to the brazillian with “favela monkey” would that be considered racist?and would the so called “favela monkey” report it, for racism, do you think? just thinking out loud here
Reckon it should be a good day for /brit/ as most yanks will be away spending time with fsmily
>>217123382I dont give a shit parasitetheres your last reply not that ive gotten my way to your main personality. every day I take a little bit from you, and the only reason you dont realize is because I spit you back out (for you are a worthless fucking subhuman freak). posted in this thread so that you get no replies in this one either
>>2171234537 means "would rate you lower but don't want to hurt your feelings"
>>217123466he's not brazilian mate.
>>217123462YESSS!! FUCKING YEEEESSS!! ONLY 200,000 EXTRA COMPLETELY FOREIGN WOGS IN A YEAR!! GET INNN!!!!
>>217123465reyt and i should put on suncream at night cos it's gonna be sunny tomorrow morning.Think it through
>>217123485well of course i know that
>>217123462>The provisional figures show 70,000 more EU nationals left than arrived, while 109,000 more British nationals left than arrived. By contrast, the net migration figure for non-EU nationals was 383,000
>>217123462Why would rorke be disappointed in this? That is great news keep it up
>>217123466i would never report you babe xx
My bednight meds? A glass if whiskey and a cheeky wank
got the time machine modulus on
>>217123466Yes Think he's a janny, he purposefully antagonises by racebaiting and disrespecting a general's culture and then bans anyone who calls him what he is
girls on soc rated me a solid 6/7
>>217123495well then dont give the cunt any attention
>>217123504what if not whiskey?
>>217123467do they have thanksgiving today and then do basically the same exact thing in a month at christmas? i've always wondered that
>>217123497That's a Brexit benefit thanks Farage
>>217123514Double wank lad
this post is sponsored by saudi aramco
>>217123497Wonder where British nationals are goingWhat's the escape route?
>>217123476give enough of a shit to make this seething reply which i didnt read beyond the first line LOL
rorke?
>>217122625y i cri :(
oh no
>>217123525Lots of British expats in normandy and Brittany
>>217123476YWNBAD
>>217123525im guessing a sizeable chunk are dual-nationalities or whatever who have extracted enough wealth, see where the country is headed (politically and economically) so decide to fuck off back to their shit-holes.
>>217123525lot of them asking what the situation is like here on the brits in poland facebook groupsusually rorkes, met with stiff leftypol resistance
>>217123539>ordinary peopleThose wouldn't happen to be working people would they Rachel
>>217123531avatar/signature
>>217123581+1 to my (You) count
There's no reason not to vote Greens at the next general election.
>>217123525Australia, the states, some go to the gulf almost entirely young Meanwhile over 65s are coming back to this retirement village we call a country
>>217123497Before Brexit, I used to see Polish, Lithuanian, and Czech girls with black, middle-eastern and even Indian men on a daily basis. Now, I don't see any young eastern Europeans.Brexit cut off brown men's supply to easy slav pussy.
>>217123593undeniably mid
>>217123599
Me? Voting Reform. They're the only party that gets me
>>217123613come on mate, stop this.
playing more vodka runs have an adgenda for today but it doesnt kick in till 3. I will be posting about uma game so that this freak is not having a good time though
>>217123613she's fit mate
>>217123563Poles should be a tad more greatful given the country has been entirely developed over the last two decades from EU gibs and remittances from the other countries they floodedNot saying this means you have to take anyone in, but might want to get down off your high horse
>>217123627alright alright. I was trying to be nice. She's a disgusting rotter
the UK is undeniably in a death spiral and the only thing that can save it is the Greens gaining power to accelerate the reset
DC;VR
>>217123628off topic/spam
i wonder where mousey buys his clothes from. primark and charity shops i reckon
>>217123639i'm british, talking about british people, who are arguing with other british peoplecalm down
me on /brit/ x
>>217123648he doesnt wear clothes or go outside
less than a month till christmas xx
>>217123648He wears the same clothes he had when he was 12
>>217123676*fewer
dtfib
>>217123632no, she’s not the average enthic swede is leagues ahead of this pampered up troll-like being fucking hell develop your frontal lobe a bit so you don’t utter this insane drivel >>217123640aye well said
less than a month till fewer xx
>>217123663Why on earth would leftypol Brits be emigrating to Poland
less than a month to the winter holidays xx
Mass NiggersAre flooding my landAnd the very next dayThere's murder and rape
>>217123687nordic women all seem to have bad skin like it's damaged from too much sunnorwegians have it the worst in my experience
+1 to my hidden posts because the parasite should NOT be enabled
Brazillian have you ever seen a vagina in real life?
>>217123707it’s the copious amounts of creams and makeup they apply sadly
Mouse alert level: YELLOWPossible mouse sighting in the thread
Casting a juju black magic spell on my enemies
MOUSEY YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE A DOCTOR AND GLAXO SMITH KLEIN WOULD RATHER HIRE A BROWN POLTARD THAN YOU, EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK
>>217123765
>>217123701they are ones who came like 10,15, 20 years ago and bought a house probably because it was cheaper.they froth at the mouth whenever new people say they want to come here, especially when there's even a hint of them being right wing. they're extremely self-hating.i imagine at the time, pre-brexit poland was still largely hated among the right and loved among the left because polish immigrants were a hot topiconly fairly recently did the "based trad poland" meme come about.>>217123757it's really awful, i'd expect them of all people to have good skin.
fuck off polshit go do something with your life
>>217123687you mean to tell me the orange lasses in your frozen wasteland are fitter than this?
mad how fit uk lasses be lad
>>217123766hired one of those congalese vantablack witch doctors to the exact same omg
>>217123785YWNBAD
>>217123787yes, very much so and having one decent pic doesn’t obscure the fact she is, still, undeniably mid
>>217123787Have you ever seen a vagina in real life?
New>>217123818>>217123818
and then, all the polshit can do is repeat the same thing over and over
>>217123828>>217123828>>217123828
you will never be a dad
>>217123533so that's 12 years each then
>>217123398Remember kids - it's trendy to have mental health issues!Making your entire personality about your mental health issues can lead le online clout!
