MOUSEY'S DRIP EDISH
toby melty
*sniffs thread*this is the one
>>217123822i'm keeping myself for marriage xx
>>217123818scmraing i had that shirt growing up must have looked a right spaz
we're all in here#RapeDTFIB
anyone enabling the parasite to keep posting here - and not be making it so he is alone, and not on this place he makes worse - is just as bad as he is, for putting up with it. the mods are extremely shameful I am going to say later when they keep allowing this freak to do what he has been doing to such an extent >>217123382I dont give a shit parasitetheres your last reply not that ive gotten my way to your main personality. every day I take a little bit from you, and the only reason you dont realize is because I spit you back out (for you are a worthless fucking subhuman freak). posted in this thread so that you get no replies in this one either
watching the overwatch esports rn
pre-poo dance
for me? irish twins
Cooking up a cheese melt for mousemanBut I see he has a melty already
>>217123848have you ever dated a woman in real life?
>>217123855YWNBAD
I get more replies than he does, minus his replies, than all of his personas combined. and this website is his life
Brazilimong going into overdrive he NEEDS (You)s
>>217123871never ever! waiting for the right time and that
I must admit when I first read "poo seal" I didn't think if the aquatic animal but of the seal of an envelope. I imagined a mysterious letter with a seal made of poo from some secret dark society inviting you to their poo compound, making you swear allegiance to the poo compact while wearing a long hooded robe covered in pooEven now the words "poo seal" evoke this image in my head
>>217123897stfu parasite
>>217123818is this the kid from stranger things when he was younger
>>217123905meltdown award
>book haircut online>gives me the option to choose which person cuts my hair>pick the cute girlwe're getting the gentle hair stroking and boobs against the head treatment tomorrow boys
>>217123905congratulations on your melty good sir!
the one known as "mousenonce" believes he owns the thread
Mousey punching the walls as the only thing in his life is turning on him
>>217123906no it's Ben from Outnumbered
the left is genuinely evil for a long time i worried, what if we are actually the bad guys but now i know for sure. they truly want us dead
mousenonce megameltdown brewinghe is typing a big massive reddit-spaced slop post as we speak
one time, i was working with the jungle child r'orke in burma. unfortunately, he died when baboons kidnapped and killed him. it was actually one of the worst days of my life.
is rorke a muncher
>>217123915i find men always do a better job cutting my hair
Warehouse operative job emailed me get in fingers crossed it goes somewhere
look at how much he is trying (he is trying a lot, based on how frequently he is copy-pasting the same things over and over - all he can do) go slit your wrists
>>217123915good for you. i havent been to a barber for years because one once told me my head was too massive for the hairstyle i wanted
>>217123976yeah well that's um probably because your gay or something!
ham and pease pudding panini for lunch :)
>>217123915you niggas book haircuts online? LMFAO
>>217123986beta male
>>217123915last haircut from a man i had he smelled of fags and his hands were constantly shaking
>>217123997ham and what
>Canary Wharf getting a new JP Morgan HQ>Camden getting a new film studio>DLR to get an extensionLondon stays winning lads
>>217123989yeah i like when their penis brushes against my shoulders
he doesnt get any replies other than from me by the way this is the highlight of his day :) and hes here ALL DAY
217124004Yeah nice little perk of living in the first world x
buck status?
i prefer to go to the barbershop chop it up with the lads xx
>>217124035he's not really brazilian mate
phase 1 of Christmas shopping this Saturday. That's like 3 weeks earlier than i've ever done it
>>217124049grimshe will never be 2d
>>217124066i am though
>>217124071Sorry to bother you mate but I was wondering if you could please wank me orf?
>>217124073ktim but unironically
they call me the fart rapist
Please email me back you dumb hr whore I need need need this job
>>217124097Raping a pooey fart in my arse
>>217124067alan spotted
>>217124092yeah can do mate. Got an open slot at 16:30 today if that works?
Mental how the older you get the fitter they get
(_)_)::D
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankdorf_Stadium
nyan nyan
maybe swedeanon has a point
>>217124137
Can I have the Wankdorf salad please
>>217124132me thinking about my muscles over an extended period of weight training over the years
you are extremely mentally ill
>>217124148>Wankoff stadium
filepeter@hotmail.com
poo roar
used to work with someone called tom watson and the email system at work was initial+surname@toil.co.uk so his email was twatson
nov 2025 and piers morgan 100% UNIRONICALLY using the 'what about the food' argument to support immigration in is tucker carlson interview absolute insanity, live on another planet these lot
>>217124205Alright James Erkoff
>>217124213oh ffs rorke give it a rest you runt
>>217124148>Wankdorf>translates to wank village >home of Swiss club BSC Young Boyswill never not be funny
leftover roast chicken (thin sliced breast)mixed italian leavestesco finest sourdough sliced spread with mayoblack pepperabsolutely fucking fiiiiiiine stuff
>>217124205goyim humiliation ritual
>>217124222would put that in my sandwich press
>>217124148
>>217123533Funny how Rorke will completely ignore cases of white sex criminals and will only talk about cases of brown sex criminals. I think this might be because Rorke couldn't give the slightest shit about the victims of these crimes, and instead only gives a shit about scapegoating brown people
>oh ffs rorke give it a rest you runt
I want nudes of Christina Trevanion.
A LADY CAME INTO THE STORE ONE DAY ASKING FOR A GERMAN METHOD OF COAL EXTRACTION
toilslaves be like my work forces my email to be twat nigger johnson its all in good fun though
217124242Yawn
>>217124241Young boys give me an erection relief
@242
>>217124254are you addicted to buttered up women in their mid 40s?
>>217124043scream
>>217124271um
>>217124222dire if im being perfectly desu with you
Friday tomorrow.WILL Diego be present?
>>217124296t. Diego
shagging my 89 year old granda up the arse and roaring 'you must pay for 9/11'
>>217124312I've sent 5 of my nastiest perth rapists to come rape you.
cant spam pearto anymore because woke mods dont allow it
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c79727zeqyvocompletely missed this what the fuck
>>217124321
>>217124312
>>217123875Mental how leftypol will post this and then claim rorke is the one politicising tragedies
did you know japanese has a word for women who want men to wank over them?
>>217124329screech
>>217124335b-but it's a peaceful protest group !!
>>217124345they have a word for you too: virginu freaku
six sevenSCREAM
never forget what happened on 6/7
>>217124213Always found it funny how Piers Morgan presents himself as always saying the controversial things but then says the most generic, status quo shite possible.
Used to get my hair cut by an extremely zesty individual named mark
>>217124345whats that then
>>217124362
i deleted my special pearto
>>217124213He's such a MASSIVE fucking FAGGOT I cannot STAND him. Literally just bellows out as loud as possible what he thinks the majority of people will agree with him on never taken a single controversial opinion.
Going to 6/7 lads
>>217124374slags
>>217124403um
>>217124408she's fit but not very sexy
>>217124335dangerous retardsIf they'll do this to a copper imagine what they'd do to you if you stood in their way
>>217124403
>>217124403she's fit and very sexy
>>217124408are dua
>>217124408her leaked arsehole pics are rather peng
>>217124439fucking um
>An alleged Palestine Action member attacked a police officer with a sledgehammer, fracturing her back, during an organised break-in at a UK subsidiary of an Israeli defence firmbased as fuck
>>217124441umpics?
>>217124438White British girls could NEVER have this much rizzImmigration is beautiful, it is literally making us more attractive as a nation
>>217124441LINK NOW
new fluttershy
>>217124374あたシコ
>>217124460zelda when she spots an opening on ganondorf
why is he replying to himself
>>217124480
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Seeing a GP this afternoon ladsWhat shall I say about my phimosis
got ikuno dictus, the sexy footfetish horse on my unity cup team
>>217124035If you tap or click the post number on a post it opens a quick reply window and creates a handy link to that post so people can see who you're replying to
>sexy footfetish horse
my mrs
footfetish (ginger) horse is the fittest horse
217124526Fuck off spainnonce
>>217124535titmogs me
>>217124535fit as fuck
>>217124477nice
over a hundred years of progress and there's still no easy way to store a hoover
Wow yeah I really give a shit about povvo children who were doomed from the start due to their thick parents not using a condom.
>>217124499tell him you've got a little problem downstairs. emphasis on the little.
>>217124556rorke the dumbfuck really thought leftypol was dead LMAO
>>217124535ugly bitch
>>217124556would even if they were related to me would
Why is bro built like that
grooming
>>217124567the state should put them in highly regimented boarding schools and turn them into domestic cyborgs
>sledgehammer thingoh so this is why they are always getting bombed and then re-bombed going back to uma game. I wasnt posting
>>217124575shut up you moronic brazilian ape man
>>217124556>billions of years for this, star systems collapsing and being born over and over again, all for this moment in this webm and for it to be posted on /brit/ and me to reply to itmad
I am five foot five
>>217124589in awe at the size of his fupa
>>217124589most attractive watch enthusiasts
looks like i've missed a couple of deleted images. Cant believe it
>>217124608main character syndrome post of 2025
need a they/them gf
>>217124550Given that it takes more effort to reply that way, you're actually giving me more attention than if you replied normally. Shame I don't care as much as you
got a stiffy
>>217124615I'm six foot but feel five foot five at the gym
Imagine being so mindraped by wailing browns who use you like puppets that you break into a weapons facility and attack a police officer with a hammer and completely and utterly fucking ruin your middle class life for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING hahahahaha what a fucking FAGGGGOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT his Palestinian buddies probably don't even know his name hahahahaha fucking loser
>>217124643younger version was cute too
>>217124645um
right thats a young ladys thick juicy female penis
right well
>>217124267>>217124274I accept your concessions
>>217124645why is her fanny looking at me like that
i had the stiffy before that pic was posted btw
>>217124645that's a man
I need a girlfrient but seriousuly though
>>217124631Just bird with cocks mate nothing exciting...
>>217124665*turns your zog spinal column to dust with a sledgehammer and fortnite dances on your paralysed body*
>>217124637the opposite rather
>>217124685
>>217124602hes not brazilian lad
very good Black Friday deal on the Wall Street journal only £2 a month for a whole year, if anyone’s interested!
>13:12:32>13:13:32lol
just been cockmogged
>>217124696for me that is very exciting
>>217124704i am
>>217124715sent him flying
drank so much water this week... pissing like a hrose
>>217124556Italian footballers
>>217124731inciting violence violates US law.
>>217124589i'm assuming that's his belly inside his trousers
>>217124756proof?
might post one of my classic haha funnys in a bit
>>217124760nothing gets past you does it mate
The same stale posts. The same dull webms. Just asinine soliloquies. No actual discussions going on. Shouting into the void.
>>217124756no its dosent stupid
>>217124760that's his knob wrapped twice around his body
Raping a pooey arse with my farts
>>217124798scream
>>217124690Been an 'f man for six years now.Pros:- Love (amazing desu)- Routine sex- General female company and tenderness and support- Can share food and cleaning responsibilities and bills- Always someone to hang out with and have fun- Suddenly loads of activities and things that are only 'couples' things exist it's like a new world- A feeling that there is a future ahead for youCons:- You lose half of your independence and autonomy- Your body is no longer all yours (going out and getting smashed and smoking cigs and doing drugs BIG no no can't be doing that) but generally you won't be able to just go out on a whim and have fun doing exactly what you used to do before- Naturally you'll see your mates less if they are single- If you just want to be alone and enjoy some solitude it is rare to come by sometimes- Pressure to deliver and be the 'man' for keeping up with the joneses level stuff
you dont know someone based on their porn habits btw
>>217124741because north is better
still 40 minutes to go with you runts and not a single entertaining post made today
- A 100,000 drop in net migration costs us £7bn- Scrapping the two-child benefit cap costs us £3bn What gets more attention? James O’Brien says 'we have become a ludicrous country'.
Whether we burn $500 million, $5 billion, or $50 billion a year- I don't care.Sam Altman, on the expensive pursuit of AGI
>>217124814not your circus monkey
i was born an incel and i'll die an incel
>>217124821>A 100,000 drop in net migration costs us £7bnhow so
>>217124821That freak needs to be turned into atoms
>>217124814you've not made one good post in the months you have been hanging on to this general
>>217124824don't really get AI me, it isn't really intelligent is it is it just like a big computer big faster?
>>217124824oh that will be reassuring for investors
>>217124850100,000 less people working and paying into the system
>>217124872*but faster
>>217124866honest question - why are you giving a completely fabricated vpn bait personality exactly what they're seeking? dont do it mate. everyone else ignores him, why cant you?
>>217124850Yeah the majority of migrants actually contribute to the economy contrary to what MSM tell you
was gonna do a meme thing but got jewed by this places file limit
693,000 people left the UK in the year to June.That is the highest number in a century.
>>217124850Paid them £70,000 each to fuck off
>>217124114
>>217124872Big computer big faster says big words and make funny cat pictures aoooaaajejejejejeswrlswrlswrl
>>217124898have you considered that he is replying to himself
mad how britain and the rest of europe made all this technology in the past and these days we just do nowt
>>217124882To the tune of £7billion?So each of those people is worth £70,000 net?Seems unlikely
>>217124882You think the average person is contributing £70,000 net per year to the economy?
>>217124907wtf
i would happily live in a fractionally poorer country if it meant they'd all leave.
>>217124829a baby can't be incel
>>217124882They each paid £70,000 tax?
where do you find a woman like thishttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1764207656891086.webm
it's time
>>217124907*zooms in**Eyes bulge out of skull*
>>217124898how tf did i mindrape you without even trying mate
>>217124915spaki is that pathetic?
>>217124906Global citizenship exists, it just starts from net worth of £10m
>>217124940true detective s2 was kino ngl
>>217124951so it seems
>>217124929what would be the point of them leaving if you didn't stay there
who wants a shag
>>217124935>>217124924>>217124921Not just tax fucking idiots
I dont have friends and dont go outside need a gf though
>>217124938don't click this it's grim
>>217124900The majority from where exactly, Denmark clearly showed who is and isn't paying
>>217124974*presents hairy pooey arsehole and waits expectantly*
the kalergi plan is in full effect
>>217124911I've rung the bitch and she won't pick up, it's the perfect fucking job as well
>>217124963bet it's not as good as s1!!!
>>217124976They're doing charity work as well? Where does this £70,000 per immigrant come from?
test
Having now been to a third world shithole where we get a lot of migrants from I can say that the people who arrive in the UK from these countries are generally the best they've got, and that is terrifying
apparently womens farts go up their vaginas some times
>Antisemitic attitudes in Germany are not an 'imported' phenomenon, study findslol
>>217124974*raises paw*
make littering a deportable offence and i reckon we'll have all the jeets back in india by christmas
>>217125011why are you people noticing things? we dont do that in germany
>>217125011quite mental how people can just lie like that.
>>217125011Hans to go on trips to Auschwitz during his adult life now too
the bradley walsh meme
what a lad
*sends a meeting invite to the /brit/ calendar that just says "Poo 13:30-14:00"*
I recently found out about Indians and "paan stains" and began to nootice places where it's present
>>217125025>>217125074yes.
>The Zig language repository is migrating from Github to Codebergheh
hello my only friends
>>217125074that video of the jeet just dumping a bag into the clyde in glasgow still annoys the fuck out of methen you see her getting into a fancy jeep type carlike what the fuck
>>217125047"mad up shite happened ages ago" - science man
>>217125039Has /brit/ ever written to Bradley or his managing agency? We should do this.
>>217124276No, meu passarinho. She's the exception.I simply want pics of her with her legs behind her head in a state of undress. Is that too much to ask?
>>217125074saar this is a designated shitting bin
>>217125112me when addressing a room full of my many friends
>>217125074Mad how there was probably an instance in Japan of someone doing this next to a 100,000 quid public toilet
>>217125112we are not friends
>>217125074it's cultural enrichment Rorke
going to just assume they came and went so anyways day 1 of menthol on my dick I jerked off and probably wasted it. I jerked off twice (second was a bit of a struggle wank where I got really hot though) it did make my dick bigger when I put it on but also I got up to pee in the middle of the night to piss in a bottle and it was a lot longer but very skinny, though I havent ever really jerked off with jelly or lube
>>217125002not quite but its better than people say
>>217125121no that's not a good idea
>>217125114Motability
>>217125123i was about to go all out but then you called me meu passarinho and my heart melted x
science then: just discovered gravityscience now: umm being straight is weird actually xD
probably not going to use camphor (like in tiger balm TCM) because that shit gives you cancer mint and petrolium jelly
>>217125112alri mate x
latest true detective which was utter dogshit got 10/10 reviews across the board genuinely felt like i was being psyopped, wonder how much they had to pay for that
fiery jack wank on the cards
>>217125112me when i step into the mutual wank goon cave
science then: just discovered gravity*power gap* >*women get the vote here*science now: umm being straight is weird actually xD
>>217125180probably whatever they saved from the advertising budget by just getting some aussie mong to prattle on to a load of anonymous strangers who couldn't give less of a shit
>>217125108ironically github is the jewish one
>>217125180are you a woman? an acutal real Australian woman
>>217124535Terrible larp. Don't try again.
Australian bookworm/psychologist that fucks dogboys trains you to be a dog ASMR
>>217125264>>217125264
Australian woman that eats marshmellow whip covers you in marshmellow whip ASMR
ban women
I don't understand how people driving cars here (where the air is clean) makes the air dirty and polluted in places like India (where people drive more cars and older ones that are worse and they burn literal piles of human waste and plastic in the streets to keep warm)Seems like a bit of a grift to make us accept smaller shitter poorer lives for nefarious reasons, to me
>>217125180was that the one where the main characters were niggers?
(j)e comme minova, vous
