why am i seeing this zesty cunt everywhere
>>217125291Deserved it, not that it happened, but it should have
>>217125291britain bad. we must now let in 1 million a year
science then: girls are ready from 9science now: girls’ brains wont stop developing until they’re 30 so we need to increase the age of consent
fucking bullshit societal age of consent anyway where you cant fuck 16 year olds
>>217125291he's got a relatively big film coming out soon
>>217125311kys
>>217125291How many grooming gang victims have had their story told in the i paper?
my bum stinks
just got here why are the nonces riled up?
my dingaling smells
girls don't fart
thinking mfs be like "hmmmm"
>>217125338
12
got 3 skills at hint level 4, I got them cocrner recovery and 2 speed (on straights / late surger)
mad but not surprising that Brazilian is aKHHHV
extremely low quality post
>>217125366>ok this is literally mayo top gun >*does the pose* OK she is literally being mayo top gun on purpose (but with black hair)
>>217125376how tf can you be an incel in brazil
any sperglikes in? you ever used earplugs to turn the volume down a bit outside?>>217125366is his ear a bit munted
Watching some classing The Chase on ChallengeaTV, lads
>>217125366need to marry her
>>217125291He was beaten up by the National Front? How fucking old is he?
>>217125366is this a trans
>>217125389>is his ear a bit muntedyeh think so
she looks like that femboy a little bit in the face >.<
>>217125406ha chance would be a fine thing
>>217125411just the girlies and their competitive eating disorders <3
>>217125359scre,a
>>217125409thats ok hes still a nice cat
finally, mayo top gun senior year
>>21712540239 apparently, they must have been smacking his soul around before he was conceived
>>217125402He was getting beaten up by the NF at 3 years old in the late 80's rorke don't dare question it
wow, actually hours posting here and not a single good post made, you lot are hopeless, at least only 8 more minutes to go
>country is bleeding money>remove child benefit capam i missing something
What the fuck happened to Peter Kay? Appears to have melted.
screaminghttps://youtube.com/shorts/R3V86de6m18?si=PEKO3zpTP2N1LpMH
I wish I had a cat but I'm a rentoid
*puts up with annoying as fuck rice shower for mayo top gun* that horse is ANNOYING. except maybe the hween one
>>217125468it's a tiny fraction of the cost compared to the triple lock pension and all the other shit old cunts get
>>217125468love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe, good post
>>217125491So?
>>217125468the woglets must be funded rorkethey are our futurehow are immigrants supposed to generate £70,000 to the economy if we don't pay for their children? Use your brain for fuck sake
I got footfetish horse to: 836 speed 626 stamina 718 power 613 guts 660 wit for her last race, as vodka
>>217125502>>217125468need a webm of him skipping through the favelas
>>217125538
>>217125511you're being riled up about a completely insignificant budget item
get the orientals posted
>>217125551SOVL
>>217125555It isn't insignificant though, it's billions of pounds
used to always skip and prance when i was 17
>>217125387too busy posting the same 4 pics of Chappell Roan evry day for 16 hours
Me? A 36 year old who looks 36
turn every nhs hospital into an old age biomass recycling facility
about to put the laundry on (towels)
who has more than 2 kids these days anyway
aa I need to clean my towel but cant I will just have to get a new one
>>217125610the dark ones
local retirement home is next to a cemetery, now that's what i call efficiency
just don't get the 37 year old guy who doesn't look at all like a teenager meme don't get it don't understand it
>towel (singular)
>>217125551dog pit fighter by trade
chappell <3
>>217125639don't worry kitten
>>217125639its not a memei think the guy actually believes itthose are his own videos
>>217125639we love a deluded king. Same reason we put up with Mousey
>brazilcelsbafflingjust order one of their evil plastic tarts direct from the evil plastic tart factory
>>217125686ufffffffffffff
>>217125686Would politely give it a sniff
>>217125686i prefer brazilian menlight skinned
>>217125686grotesque
>>217125686fucking sexo
literally worse maybe I will get another one like this and have 1100 or 1200 speed (won the unity cup btw) now I only have to play team trials 17 more times to finish all of the hween missions - im at 357K points on the event
>>217125686She has natural tits and a natural arse THOUGHthat's not a BBL, she just squats heavy
>>217125686Brappzillian
>>217125738ever think about going outside?
>>217125739yep, gringos are not accostumed with women doing squats so they think they all have bbls x
>she
>>217125686she looks like shed break your phone at a coffee shop and start jumping up and down
Gluten free garlic bread
>>217125760I would nut after a couple of bounces
>>217125755yeah when I started posting about needing a girlfrient. so I finished my run and am going outside now
>>217125775e eu que sou mais novo
>>217125788um what
theyre playing diablo in /balk/
>>217125801it's a saying lad, basically saying me too x
>>217125788>>217125801how new are you? but idk the e or eu - because the eu would be "not" but idk uwu
where’s gorpheus?
>>217125765
Why doesn't Rorke stop being obsessed with brown people and do something to improve his life
16.5 days of toil left(10 days of that being holiday days)
me too, but younger ogey I guess because "e" is "I" like in latin (shortened from sen)
Why is 190 pretending he speaks portuguese now then?
just broke my knob in half
>>217125848really don't like this bradley
which one then
or "e sou" - would be like, I, like you (short from vous or meos)
>>217125886middle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh46C6k-Iy8
>>217125813nice
hate urinals because men keep glancing at my larger than average willy
Rorke complains about low birthrates, but complains that people can't afford to have kids, then is mad about the 2 child benefit cap being lifted, but wants to stop immigration so British people can be trained as nurses etc, but gets mad at people for having more kids
why is "vous" in French -> English "YOU" in capital letters? are they shouting?
>>217125899'ce
>>217125915Is it?
?que? ehhhhh puta
>>217125924no?
Do you get christmas off toil?
rorke, yeah, you're a bloody cockwomble
voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
dancing to voulez vous by abba
>>217125931no and i never take annual leave cos the place is dead anyways. It's like being off without taking the time off work officially
>>217125947>>217125954voulezmind
oh wait it was maru that I wanted to do unity cup for, not vodka also I didnt get an S mile S turf vodka in three runs NOT A SINGLE ONE! OK maybe I got one S turf and then lost the next race (race 4/9) and was like,ehhhhhh... rolled that 600 speed horse for sparks
might order some custodes for black friday
>>217125818it translates to "and i, who's younger" or sum like that
Got a new kitten :3
>>217125969are you unable to keep your thoughts in your head or do you absolutely need to post them here
alexa search uma musume rule 34
Almost time for Black Friday
>>217125980yay :D
>>217125989for the record I knew that "neu" in French was "new"
>>217125931>25 days holiday>oh btw you need to take three of those for the days between christmas and new year>no the business is not actually open on those daysDoes my head inCunts
>>217125995So many horse cocks, you wouldn't believe...
>>217126012what?
>>217126013and you get tokens for doing this... tell me... do you spend your tokens on, maybe board? and some food perhaps?if you stopped getting those tokens you would lose your housing and food. curious...
um no horsetalk
musume means daughter
horsetalk horse cocks mentioned
:/
horse coooooooocks. hoooooooorse CUM!
>>217125989>>217126035>>217126069back from your pissbaby retard meltdown LOLtony starkyou were literally crying in real life
He's spamming the thread just like the BE poster parasite but he doesn't consider himself a parasiteI wish they'd both fuck off back to britfeel
>>217126093are you okay?
toby won horses wonreggie won
>>217125890meosmuis
>>217126100Ziedy's funnier as well
thinking about how much Australia mogs America again
>>217126104I dont care if you are not OK and thats because you are a parasite. slit your wrists
remember watching that two guys one horse video when I was about 14 and seeing that bloke fucking die by a gigantic two foot long BHC and wondering just why would someone do that. You can literally hear his insides rip and he whimpers when it goes into overshaft mode and violently puts all two feet inside him. Wonder if the kids today are seeing such sick things at a young age.
>>217126139awesome mate
>>217126137chill out wtf why are u so aggro
>>217126120maowmaowmaow maow maowmeosmuismeosmuismaowmaowmaow maow maow
>>217126139
right well
>>217126139Sauce?
>>217126139do you have a child or are you a virgin reak
>put BBC news on >its 20 minutes of yanks rabbiting awayI genuinely think the people at the BBC forget we aren't a state sometimes
thread took a dark turn all of a sudden
by the way I didnt engage with the FR lang post because I had already told myself that I would stop - and so I did. and the BR flag already fucked off for some sussy reason because he thought I would keep going. but I did not
Ok I will watch it !!
https://www.meatspin.com/shock-sites/files/active-shock-sites.avifhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
off out to the poo seal conference now, will give you lads the latest news when I get back x
>give your kid phone and internet and rot their brain>don't give them it and let them be ostracised among their peerstough choice
what was his "8 minutes left" countdown to 2pm all about anywayhe didn't stop after that and nothing happened
>>217125880i'd never manage that
>>217126262
oh ye I was supposed to go outside cant finda girlfriend inside
Customary incelwalk walked.
>>217126325stroll around the death camp aah view
>>217126357lol
>>217126325the walked
If you're accused of racism you need to be taken to a remote blacksite where two big black blokes will pry open your arse cheeks and check inside. If they find out your arse is loose they'll let you off with a notice. But if they find out it's tight they'll take that as evidence you're racist because you don't take BBC and they'll fuck your arse hard and fast.
>>217126325>greece>looks like a rural eastern european villagewhat's up with that
>>217126397finally a good post
>>217126397a grown man authored this post and thought it was funny gives me the fear
>>217126399Greece is eastern Europe.
>>217126397i'm BWC only
for communal weekends. The group filmed one another being anally penetrated by horses and sometimes engaged in sex with each other afterwards (which was also filmed), and posted the videos online.>having sex with each otherthats gay>>217126423its >>217126397>>217126418his fetish (hes gay)
>>217126399>>217126426We are actually much poorer nowadays than most former commies
>>217126447have you seen the one where the guy fucks mare pussy and she orgasms on him
>>217126445kahteeem bmw me
>>217126447ratGOD
>>217126397Arrest me now!
bit chily
lol alford plea spotted https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clop_(erotic_fan_art)
>>217126447
>>217126470erm mate
>>217126470mayo topgun...
>>217126499Nice video
no bestiality toby
>On May 25, 2012, an 11-minute video titled 1 Lunatic, 1 Ice Pick was uploaded to bestgore.com, depicting a naked male—later identified as Lin—tied to a bed frame being repeatedly stabbed with what appeared to be an ice pick[46] (later determined to be a screwdriver)[47] and with a kitchen knife, then dismembered, followed by acts of necrophilia[46][48] as the perpetrator used the victim's severed arm to masturbate.[49][50] The video was edited from various clips and also included still photos.[49] During the video, the 1987 New Order song "True Faith" plays in the background,[46] and a poster for the 1942 film Casablanca is visible on the wall.[51] The perpetrator uses a knife and fork to cut off some of the flesh, and gets a dog to chew on the body.[46][52] Canadian authorities obtained a "more extensive" version of the video, and said that cannibalism may have been performed.[22][53]
fuck sake I’m catching strays
Deaths from peritonitisHorse-related accidents and incidentsEnumclaw, WashingtonSex case lawWashington (state) lawZoophilia
>>217126514pathetic cancer parasite needs AI to do this instead of editing it like an actual human being
>>217126499How tf do they make them move or is it ai?
>>217126565
Right. I'm off. This is too weird for me.Fuck off back to britfeel you freak.
>>217126553People like 'Weldy' here are almost certainly the sorts of blokes to suffer massive depression in their 40s/50s and complain that the deck was stacked against them when they realise they wasted their lives being snarky and getting drunk at the football
>>217126567meltdown
sometimes its not even a nice horse cock
you will not shag the horses toby
Reckon black guys view giant horse cocks with the same envy us white guys view BBCs?
you cant fuck a male horse or any dog, but fucking a mare is harmless. youre not going to hurt her
https://jiggie.fun/TYxP8opornographic jigsaw puzzle time lads
*checks watch impatiently*does anyone know when it's pornographic jigsaw puzzle time?
>>217126574Probably puppetry, you can see most shots have their backs/lower body out of frame
got a strange red mark on my inner thigh next to me bollock
>>217126593psc
>>217126550>During the video, the 1987 New Order song "True Faith" plays in the background,good song that
>>217126618yes probably but also its likely that no, and not even the incellious freak blackoids are like that. but the sissy BBOC owned ytebois with leaking sissy clittes get mad on behalf of black people at the sight/thought of horse cocks - either to defend black people (yet again) or because secretly they are racist and see black people as below horses, which isnt too unfair because horses are very intelligent, caring animals - as two possibilities
>>217126656it's probably monkeypox
>>217126618Spaino.
>>217126630mcafee
>>217126664
Bring back Blair.
I like the horse cocks with a bit of vitiligo, of course
Lowe or Farage/YusufThat is the question
>>217126702psc
I ate the lot in less than ten minutes while still in the streetI always finish the all snacks I buy before I get home
>>217126687he never left la
ohhhhe grubbin like that?!?
that part where the cock comes out and it makes a big "pop" sound is hot. its also hot that horse cocks exit while still cumming, because they have so much of it; because its mixed with the cock going flaccid as it goes down, the pop, and pissing cum all over the floor as it empties its load. not very efficient in breeding but horses cant get humans pregnant
They haven't even attached the correct phone number, just respond to the email for fucks sake
>>217125264instinctively knew this was an australian made thread before i even moused over it in the ‘log
>>217126733ok mate
horses masturbate by slapping their cock into their belly. this may be the perfect time to kiss them!
>Taking next week off toil>Handing my notice in first day back>Finishing at Christmas>Getting on PIPMy comfy era is about to begin
Video went round our school of one of the girls using a dildo on herself completely naked that she made for her bf and she was probs 14 or 15 in it (we were too)
ah yes. mr high and mighty about unwelcome thread spammers
>>217126753good to know mate
>>217126703Obviously Lowe but he's not going to get elected so we have to go with the best of a bad bunch
im glad I didnt see that horse video as a kid. or else I would of fucked horses, after seeing him get penetrated by it and not start screaming or lose his belly or chest to the impalement, and then again when it cums and doesnt fill his belly up. what stopped me was common sense
>>217126774Corr I mean um
>Namibian politician Adolf Hitler Uunona has retained his seat in his small northern constituency yet again despite his controversial name.
I want to get slapped in the face and chest by horse cock whilst cradling its balls >.<
three in the afternoon on a thursday and you’re banging on about horse penises
>one chance at life>small willylooks like it's the rope for me
>>217126824I want to get slapped in the face and chest by horse cock whilst cradling its balls >.<>>217126817t. Israel Times
>>217126845what happened during your childhood to make you this way?
Stuck my dick in the hooverPut things up my arse that took half a day to shit back out and wanked when they did come outsmelt best mate's sister's slightly browned underwear left in the wash basket in the bathroom and wanked like madstole a pair of sexy high heels from a girl I thought was mega fit and wanked all over them at homeAll before the age of 16
>>217126836just make up for it by having a good heart. no one will know unless you tell them
>>217126845mousey this isn’t you hun *clicks my fingers twice above your head* look at me *clicks fingers again* this IS NOT you
>>217126845YWNBAD
I wish there was a job (even unpaid) where I jerk off I mean horse I mean help horses jerk off and I get to eat I mean keep the cum but as I jerk off more horses every day I work my way up to more powerful racehorses to get their cum to get a salary wage increase
>>217126817corrr
>>217126877Easy for you to say, Sir Bigknob Thunderthighs
>>217126879thats hot im very impressionable if you want to go do that seriously (assuming you are a girl because of how you talk)
>>217126883
>>217126880this is enabling
>at work>people who try and charge back the most are foreignerslol
>>217126630please could i request a valentina nappi edish
apparently the king of Ireland used to get a white mare sacrificed to him when he took the throne, and he would bathe in horse and horsecum stew. source Wikipedia. TL;DR the king of Ireland bathes in horse cum because horses are powerful now im going to eat horse cum
>>217126918the white man and maybe the japanese are the only honourable races on the planet (note: slavs aren't white)
encouraging the catenabling the mouse
>>217126906im your husband don’t you remember the wedding
Nick Griffin is being privately prosecuted by the Campaign Against Antisemitism (CAA).He shared a cartoon on social media in 2021 that was "threatening, abusive or insulting", it is alleged.The cartoon Nick Griffin shared in 2021 depicts a giant spider with a Star of David on its head.Chief magistrate Paul Goldspring said on Wednesday: "If convicted, the powers of this court would be insufficient."I therefore formally send your cases to Southwark."
Our NHS.The BBC.The Windrush generation.Adolescence.
>>217126962
thoughts on kratom lads? might be adeceloping a bit of a dependency haha
>>217126951They don't run the world that's why accusing them of running the world is illegal
cant believe there are multiple posters that defend this freak
Rummaging around my parent's cupboards aged about 12 or so for Christmas presents when they were asleep in front of the telly downstairs and all I found was a bag full of latex and PVC fetishwear.Struggled to type that out as the memory is not something I enjoy reliving.
I've interacted with enough Chinese people to just KNOW that the Hong Kong fire was caused by some selfish little fuck smoking in his apartment
For me it's Japan 2026
>>217126990awww did baby get addicted to kratom? see you when you try to come off it (I wont because you will die)
>>217126951how can you be privately prosecuted that doesn’t even make sense
>>217126990if you're going to get hooked on a drug like that at least get hooked on proper opiateskratom isn't even the diet version of opiates, it's like having the diet version described to you
>>217127015Stop asking questions
horsecock got ytbois itty bitty clit dried upbeta males
>>217126905you are a strange guy
>>217127006can only assume some freaky freudian shit went down in your head shortly thereafter because you now know the exact correct terms for what the stuff was
The only rail connection to my town is a steam train
>>217127015i'm guessing it's a lawsuit but described by a retard
>>217127033not him but you dont know then and you just hate the Jews because youre the Jews but stupider
>>217127049*watches your knob sway as you type*
>>217126990trash drug that only people withdrawling from real opiates should use
pretty obvious what private prosecution is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_prosecutionhuhi guess it makes sense that if there are private advocates there would also be private prosecutors
>>217127054I kinda knew it was 'sexy' clothing at that age as I'd seen my brother's copies of Max Power and Nuts/Zoo magazine which occasionally had girls wearing racier stuff than just bikinis and lingerie in it. But yeah only a couple of years later did I understand that it was a bit more than that.
>>217127058dis nigga live on the thomas the tank engine island
subutex is for peopel withdrawing from real opiates, though. to use when they are on it so that the comedown is less bad it isnt even an opioid by the way it just acts on the opiod receptors (probably kappa) or (not) sigma *skibbidy*
>>217127063No private prosecution is for criminal matters and lawsuits are for civil matters bruv
>>217127096was it a gimp suit or something else
>>217127090>>217127092the Jews made that page just now and faked all of the history and archives to bend your reality, btw. them Jews apparently love editing Wikipedia...
>>217127112sue...
What's the deal with gold chain fellas
*screams*
squibidi
glod
>>217127136*bounds over on all fours and shoves my erect cock ALL the way down your throat*
>>217126951Nick griffin was the only right wing english politician I know who didn’t have complete contempt for Wales and even learnt Welsh, Diolch Nick!
>>217127112timmy going crazy over a generic asian girl like this hate to see it
its such a shame that there are no bunny outfits for guys. like bunny maid outfits or the like there are bunny cuffs but the problem is the crotch area (not dick) and buttI wish I could go wear a bunny outfit. I ALSO wish that I had a gf to tie the back of her T up into a bunny tail looking knot thing to pretend she is a rabbit
Mouse alert level: REDHE'S IN THE THREAD
>>217127194how many hours have you played the horse game
apparently halberds are OP too OP infact +50% AoE+150% teamdamage >>217127194>noo he mentioned fucking women, post the sexy horses
>>217127160mad that you see a pretty woman and you immediately think this
>>217127164
canada >.<
>>217127205270
sexy horse abdomen I want to stroke it...
>>217127213i dont immediately think that when i see a pretty womani immediately think that in /brit/ because of posters like suefreak
>>217127227thats a lot
>>217127193he never leaves
>>217127244fair enough
>>217127227I have played it 135 times so I am guessing you just saw how many times I have played and came up with that number
>>217127272meds
OK my boner is gone now so I will go out for tdaily nothing to do with that post 2 posts above my post on my birthday at my birthday party
mousegpt on the fritz
Zero work done todayIf the yanks can have the day off so can I
I have played uma game 169 hours this month (24 day streak dont know why its not 27)
>>217127289is it your bday
>hurr durr we need a Q3 report but also we need you to continue doing everything within your job specification plus the cover for the two people we just made redundant and didn't address with you directly who would be taking on their responsibilities (it's you and you don't get paid more)t. my CCO who is on £500k before bonus
>>217127356>>217127356v>>217127356
Um, lads?