Thanksgiving Edition Previous:>>217127942
Ready for Thanksgiving?
Gimme a turkey leeeeeeeeeeg
It’s giving thanks
Test icles
Didna hear the one about the Greek male pornstar, Harry Paratestes?
>>217132709what's the problem here?
Last night I had this dream where I was in a haunted house that you can't escape because it's like a loop where all the doors take you back where you came from and also there was this guy sort of like the pyramid head from Silent Hill but not exactly like that but sort of.
Redditjeet seething right now
Familyberg will be here in 1 hour
>>217132973He's banned lol
Thanksgiving was last year
gonna have some turkey in about an hour
Keep on fighting and posting porn!
>>217133041Pipe down latinx
Happy Thanksgiving sirs
if a girl texts me happy thanksgiving and I text it back to her and then she hearts my response does that mean she wants the d
Who gets the wishbone this year?
>>217133112She wants you, go straight to her house
Getting a PS5 tomorrow
Just kick jeets asses when they pull this shit Why do white people just sit there and go "whoa this is crazy I can't believe this". Literally kick their ass like browns and blacks do
sup bros, happy thanksgiving
>>217133112Means nothing, women will intentionally make it seem they are attracted just to mess with you, geniuely
>>217133186Happy thanksgiving my nigga
>>217133112>then she hearts my responseNo, she would have kept talking to you, unless she's deliberately trying to play games
Family has football on. It sucks desu
>>217133112You down bad, captain
>>217133253The real kino is tonight when my Ravens play
>>217133253I’m a cat
getting an std tomorrow
Should I have my nog spiked or not
Is first class really worth it?
>>217133340I had gonorrhea when I was 17
>>217133387depends entirely on how much disposable income you have
>>217133387That shit mad expensive
>>217133413
keep seeing femboys with beautiful long hair in the cafeteria and sobbing out of jealousy
>>217133387Only if your companies is paying for it
>>217133387Depends how long the flight is
>>217132971spoopy, last night I had my bi weekly "trying to buy drugs" dreams lol>>217133220I might get a small turkey these days just to try it out, never had it roasted.
Im all for letting people enjoy what they want but imagine being into sports, like you actually care who wins and loses.
Rough life is giving me a ugly soul
>>217133549Lil vro has never tried sports betting :skull:
I'm ugly inside and outside, not as much as Indians though
>>217133413really? was it bad?
>>217133416true>>217133436yeah>>217133485based, i had no idea people do this>>21713349010+ hours
>>217133549Alex Jones and Jay Dyer were making fun of normies who make sports their personality especially the cucks who worship black football players.
Redpilled my gf about women's intelligence compared to men on average and she was very disappointed but eventually conceded
>>217133651bodied that bitch
>>217133651Now she has internalized passive aggressive bitterness against you
>>217133631catyank!
>>217133651
>>217133609>based, i had no idea people do thisI'd more than half the people you see in first class are boomer executives living the high life on corporate money. Same with high end hotels It's based af
>>217133549>>217133631Real. Only expection is if you either play or used to the sport
>>217133631I used to watch football (soccer) as a kid but and even went to games but I got disintrested as a teenager. Still play soccer sometimes and I table tennis. Playing is more fun than watching obviously.
>>217133692That your sister
>>217133745yes and we're dating so don't get any ideas, freak
>>217133692>My brother has autism that doesn't mean he's stupid and cringe his sister is
>>217133761How's Alabama this time of the year?
>>217133784wouldn't know we're from Massachusetts
>>217133609>10+ hoursWorth it, especially if you're tall
I hate group mass texts during the holidays like fuck off
>>217133802Never knew masshole rednecks posted on /cum/
>>217133841just turn on dnd mode idiot
>>217133484are you ugly?
>I ate the pastrami fries.
my name has fully changed into a girl's name within my life. everyone assumes I will be a girl upon hearing my name. time to change it ig
>>217133883of course he's ugly
Slop thread is still going strong lol
>>217133651She will fuck a black behind your back for revenge.
>>217133933Nigga named Sydney
>>217133933hey, mine too. although it was pretty much a girls name even when I was born, but it USED to be a male name
>>217133933t. Casey>>217133992t. Ashley
Used to think turkey (German Truthahn) is something only Americans eat until I found out Pute is just the name of a female turkey and I’ve been eating it all my life just a couple of years ago
>>217133986>>217134035wrong guesses. I guess there are a lot of examples of names like this and quite frankly it should stop
>>217133883im mid but my hair's short and it'll prob take years to get to where i want it *sob*
>>217133841I got kicked out because I kept asking my cousin to send me nudes
>>217134035>t. Ashleyactually somewhat close in a certain sense. /cum/ did guess my name once like a year ago, but it took a while. I won't ever change it though even though it's girly now
>>217134042I've only had it as a cold cut
>>217134082are you negra?
My name is Richard and there is honestly no good comeback to being called Dick, but one time a guy said it and I replied "bro your last name is Cox" and everyone acted like I was an asshole. Pretty much sums up my whole life
>>217134111I mean if you're tall you just say yeah I'm a BIG dick hahahaha get REKT nerds
My mother bested my in combat, now I must pay her tribute and do the thanksgiving dishes (endless task)
>>217134146I'm not tall
>>217134111>and everyone acted like I was an asshole. Pretty much sums up my whole life'Tism got you. Normies now how to banter without taking it too far.
Real mfers are named Benjamin
>>217134156I did my own dishes last night after letting them pile up forever. YUCK hate dishes
>>217132645YT recommended me a schizo video and now I'm gazing into the abyss that is schizos uploading videos on YT ranting about how they're being gangstalked. Some of them have tens of thousands of views and every single comment is other schizos egging each other on and agreeing that the CIA, local police, FBI, freemasons, and their neighbors and coworkers are all conspiring to... follow them around and look at them because... reasons. One day I will get a group of friends to actually gangstalk one of them because that would be funny as hell
>>217134166How is making of his name after he made fun of my name too far?
>>217134200I am a woman
>>217134175>letting them pile up foreverIm physically incapable of doing this. I cannot abide that, I wash every dish after I use it, I would have a seizure if I had a sink full of dirty dishes.
>>217134106no I'm extremely white
>>217134173>Jew name-100 aura
>>217134111My go to joke is I need to get a law degree and find a law partner with with the same last name so we can be dick ‘n dicks incorporated. People seem to take that better than sporting out over the short form.
Worked with a girl named Dikshita
>>217134228+1000 izzat
>>217134229All names are Jewish
>>217134252was she cute?
>>217134252Avarage jeet name
>>217134259No they're not
>>217134207It's about tone, making a lighthearted remark back is fine, if you come across as genuinely hostile it kills the banter and shatters their normie field making them uncomfortable. Autists struggle with these sort of subtleties. It's not what you say most of the time but how you say it.
>>217134259what about dikshitta is that j*wish
>>217133549Its tribalism, I don't get why nerds don't understand it
>>217132841TESTING
>>217134259>Latin names>Greek names>Celtic names>Germanic namesAll of these are fine alternatives
>>217134272Leandro is a jeet name
Denounce Vlad the Impaler right now
>>217134330He killed turks, which is inherently based. But he also was cruel to his fellow Christians, which is not based.
>>217134328Leandro is the Hispanicized version of the Greek name Leandros
>>217134271No, she was not
>>217134228Tell me about your heritage, so I can see if your whiteness meets my European standards.If you're not purely European, you can't go out with me, sorry.
>>217134290I literally said "bro your name is Cox." You're partially right but the real reason is because he was higher than me in the social hierarchy so I wasn't supposed to clap back but fuck that
>>217134228McCartney?
>>217134388>tf>tpNigga you wouldn't be white here and you're playing the arbiter of whiteness?! That's rich
>>217134388You're literally a wop who are you calling not European
>>217134380very unfortunate
>>217134425He's not a wop he's a spic but I get what you're saying
>>217134388I'm far whiter than you. Spanglish are barely even white + you're probably a dude and I don't want to date you, I already have a gf.
Only Manolo can tell if you're a white european, tío.
>>217133585This but im also retarded
lame that americans just have thanksgiving on a random day and then have to go back to work on friday at least Canada has the decency to put it on a monday so you always get a long weekend
>>217134477nobody but the poorest wagies works on friday, everyone else gets a 4day weekend
Thanksgiving is cheeks tbqh
>>217134388I bet you don't even have straight hair
>>217134418>>217134425Of course, my heritage 100% from europe validate what I say
>>217134501Why subject us to such unpleasantness
>Tell me about your heritage, so I can see if your whiteness meets my European standards.>If you're not purely European, you can't go out with me, sorry.
>>217134520You have some brown Arab African in you
>>217134220Who?
Are northern italians from lombardy white?
Imagine the massive thanksgiving dumps that will be taking place tomorrow. Plumbers are gonna be real busy this weekend.
>>217133740You're supposed to watch it with other people. One of my fondest memories is watching the 98 World Cup with my grandfather.
>>217134540prove it , nigga
>>217134391>he was higher than me in the social hierarchy so I wasn't supposed to clap back but fuck thatBased
>>217134574You were colonized by Moors
>Of course, my heritage 100% from europe
>falling for the "Spain" vpnjeet/cum/bros...
>3 hours until turkey is done
>Decide to help and be sociable for once>Even resolve not to go on 4chan for the day>People are already fighting>Two babies are crying>Cousin is already drunk and threw up on the patio>Nobody got asparagusWelp back in we go, see you next year.
>>217134683Everyone here is a jeet larping as a white
>>217134612>>217134620That proves nothing, Jesus Christ, I always have to give a history lesson
there's only one jeet here and that's one too many
>>217134620Never forget the heritage
>>217134721jeets, trannies and jeet trannies and Jason
>>217134683Someone should tell Erdogan
downloading umamusume
>>217134683Say happy Thanksgiving to your sister for me
>>217134082Leslie
>>217134571Yeah of course, we used to go watch the local teams with my friends at the stadium. Was a Man U fan. I watched the 2002 World Cup with my family but I don't remember much. I remember the 2004 Euro Cup because I was in Greece and they won so all of the city went out that night and everyone was screaming and partying. The whole city was outside, it was amazing. After that I re-watched the 2002 WC and it's probably the best tournament ever, Brazil is the goat, nothing will ever come close.
>>217134773You're not even Brazilian you're probably some jeet using a vpn flag
>>217134699that's uh...hmm. would you say you guys are uh, lower class maybe?
>>217134701I'm White.(my hair is wet I am blowdrying it now)
*hugs you*
>>217134792jeet detected
>>217134792no. it starts with an S
>>217134827>Negative canthal tilt getting more negativeHow does one achieve this?
>>217134819Yes.
They took this from you
>>217134827You shouldn't hot blow dry hair, it's bad for your hair. Do it with a towel.
>>217134082Cant remember if Sidney or Skyler
Republicans who aren't boomers don't like israel
>>217134907I hate both Israel and Palestine though
>>217134806I'm Brazilian at the gym
>>217134841What did he mean by this?>>217134868Sidney?
Traits that make someone an ikemen include:[4][8]AppearanceHandsome: They have a cool, well-formed, attractive face. They have sharper facial features that give a cool manly appearance. Rounder eyes are "cute", so they are designed with deep-set slender eyes that make them look cool and give the image of sharp intelligence.Muscular: They have a moderately muscular manly body. Because a muscle-free body can often look sloppy or unreliable, they will be conscious of this and make sure to stay fit. At the same time, a body that is too muscular can sometimes look scary, so they lean towards a slender and more athletic build. It is common for them to have six-pack abdominal muscles.Well-Dressed: They wear stylish, well-fitting clothes that bring out their natural attractiveness and make them look sharp. They are considered very fashionable and well-dressed.Cleanliness: They always care for their skin and keep a clean and fresh appearance. They have a well-groomed, clean-shaven face and smell nice. They also make sure to keep their clothes clean and wrinkle-free. They often use fabric softeners when washing their clothes to give off a clean scent.PersonalityMysterious: They have a sense of mystery about them. They look relaxed, not caring what other people think of them, and have a lot of boldness and confidence. They go about doing things in their own way.Low Voice: They speak in a lower, clearer voice which makes them sound more mature. It also gives off an impression of calmness and safety to women, which gives a good impression of their character.Gentle on Woman: They are always kind to women, being a gentleman and having a gentlemanly demeanor.Good Habits: They are put together. They have good habits that lead to a healthy lifestyle, such as exercising regularly and taking care of themselves.
>>217134907Yeah Israel has lost every demographic except boomers, it' s quite the PR disaster and will only get worse as boomers die off.
r8
>>217134892
Jason is gross
>>217134925That option is reflected in the graphs btw
>>217134971A+ for effort, I like turkeyapu
>>217134971
>>217134971Hard to see the text on that background, give the text a white border
soup for lunch.
>>217134975Very true
>>217134971I like it but it would be better if the letters where white I think?
>>217134900I blow dry with cold air, adding some hot air but mostly cold
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>>217134987He's like the friendly town homeless guy you see often, you don't want him near you or anything but he's a lot more likeable than the fent fiend homeless dudes who shit their pants and threaten to kill you
>>217134907The majority of the US doesn’t support Israel
>>217134902I suppose zoomies are named skylar maybe? idk if I've met a male skylar though. but neither>>217134940also no...feel like Sidney used to be a nerd name but now it's a girl name?
Have you thanked England for founding your country today?
Why would someone who's been arrested 72 times be allowed to roam free
If I have a daughter I'll name her Jemeryl because that's a cool name.
>>217135141America is german
>>217135058it's 10 pm here bromigo, I had Sea Bass today. I don't think I've ever had apple pie desu >>217135057yeah that's better
>>217135113Shannon
>>217135141Everyday I thank god that our country isn't still a part of England
>>217135159Because the criminal justice system is rayciss
I'm becoming radicalized
>>217135165on a scale of newports to malt liquor fawties, how black are you?
>>217135165Germerald
>>217135159Welcome to republicans actually having a point
>>217135165Give your daughter the blackest female name possible, might be funny
I wish people who cross in to the south side would stop trying to find restaurants serving turkey. Why even go to Mexico to eat turkey?
>>217135252Shaniqua
>>217135165>Katarisha
>>217135159Remember when they used to act like any time blacks interacted with police or the courts they would be killed or go to jail for disproportionately long sentences? Meanwhile all these negro criminals are walking around with 50+ arrests in their record lol
>>217135159Same reason why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
>>217135252LaKeisha Jenae Washington
>>217135283yeah haha those libshits sure are great at setting policy haha
>>217135187>taking my adviceNoice
>>217135283It's almost like people on the left lie habitually
>>21713515972 counts of jaywalking and possession dont add up to premeditated murder
>>217135252I'll just name my daughter after my wife, so when I ask for a beer, I get two
>>217135208>>217135226>>217135252>>217135277Jemeryl is the name of a White woman from a fantasy novel.
>>217132645Use this for the next edition
>>217135311I'm not him I'm OP
>>217135178nooo
>>217135321The individual in particular who we are discussing had prior counts of assault as well
>>217135321Nobody was giving him tickets in Chicago for jaywalking lmfao
>>217135333mom jeans ruins it
>>217135343Your guy literally raped a child in a fitting room booth give me a break dumbass
>>217135333Painted nails are so fucking trashy.
Indians(dot) on thanksgiving
>>217135332Germerald is a /qa/ term. You'd be better off naming your daughter Amethyst or something. At least that's a real thing
>>217135409>my guyWho's my guy? You don't know my affiliation. I don't have a guy, really
>>217135316They believe in their ideology enough that they think blatantly lying about it is still preferable to the alternative.
Whiter than you mohammed
>alley>alley, JAPAN!!
>>217135417I would go with Ruby
>>217135472She needs to gain 10-15 pounds
>>217135416>"people" who eat with their handsI'm looking at you Jason, you're white only in skin color but jeet in spirit
>>217135472Uhh, that's akchually Chyna
>>217135439our ideology has literally NEVER, EVER worked but wouldn't DARE to try something that does!!
>>217135473The blackpill is always right
>*put on jacket*>*Take out keys*>*Put keys in the ignition*>*Start car*>*Radio comes on*>*Do burn out*https://youtu.be/yBuub4Xe1mw?si=Q2XctAu2225bLyAy
>>217135473So true
>>217135416He knows it's retarded. She's only doing it because people started criticizing it.
>>217135343same thing. if we went by your method the entire population of west virginia would be on death row. it also costs a lot to keep someone incarcerated or in a rehab center.
>>217135547JEETS CAN MAKE FOOD LEVITATE?!?!
>>217135500I'm not Jason you Jeet retard
The word felony literally referred to crimes that could be punished by deathNow people collect several felonies and barely spend any time in prison
I hate jeets so much
>>217135548Somethings not right and you know it.How do you suggest we fix this?
>>217135498more like 20
Jasonjeet
>>217135509>zoomers all think that either Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union were giga-basedPolitics are gonna be wild once the boomers die off
>>217135159Because determinate and proportional sentencing is a thing
don't talk to mebecause I'm a raging idiot dickface
>>217135507oh. I can't read moonrunes
where are the messsicans?
>>217135579bring back gladiator bloodsports.
>>217135547He's using Hindu magic to levitate the rice into his mouth
>>217135586Way more based than ZOG
>>217135596Giving thanks
>>217135589apparently it's NOT a thing since if you have 72 priors your ass should be in jail and not in the streets setting people on fire.
>>217135594The red car is a Buick, Chinese people really love Buicks. I don't think there is a single one in Japan thoughbeit.
Guess who is gonna make it to 30 with a full head of hair
>>217135559kek
>>217135650Your dad?
dear god I just want to sexo the blasian mutt from work
>>217135631And 8 felonies. He only spent 2 years in prison during his lifetime when he should have been executed
>>217135645The Yakuza like Cadillacs apparently
>>217135618It's also why they all hate Israel, the guardrails are coming off it's gonna be interesting to see. That's why the jews are having so many meltdowns lately.
A lot fewer people got lit on fire or their throat sliced during segregation.
>>217135686Bro you put your prisoners in literal hotels just shut the fuck up
>>217135689Asians are adorable because they always have these really outdated notions about foreign stuff>Cadirrac? Big coor car!>Buick? Ruxury automobire!
Jews be like>AYYY YOOO OCK LEMME GET A BAGEL WITH LOX AND A CELERY DOC BROWNS!
>>217135547Walter Sobchod
>>217135729you don't think that guy should have been executed?
>>217135729We should also execute people
>>217135685me personally i want to sex the petite lesbian from work
>>217135717Now who's being naive, Kaye?
>>217135740To be fair a Buick in China will last longer than most of the Chinese cars actually built by Chinese companies
Business idea: black people should start their life in jail and only be let out if they behave.
>>217135754He should've been deported back to India
I wouldn't mind plapping my supervisor she's pretty and thicc
chinese virus
>>217135765are you also a lesbian??
>>217135802jeet virus
did anyone else think the salad mom from the grubhub ad was kind of sexy
familyberg is over time to hide in my room
>>217135835go out there and drink with them
>>217135631The point is you can't hand out life w/o parole for every repeat offender. >>217135686What felonies
>>217135835At least give auntstein a huge and shake unclestone's hand.
You're all Anonberg
2 has best boobies O_oBut 3 has most kissable tummy, best hips, and prettiest face. So 3 wins hands down. :D
Why are New Yorkers like this https://youtube.com/shorts/xrIG6v-zN-I?si=SClCx-O7ZOyfQaue
>>217135775They used to really like Ford too for the same reason lol
>>217135852i dont drink alcohol >>217135865im gonna do that and hide in my room till its time to eat turkey
>>217135863>The point is you can't hand out life w/o parole for every repeat offender.and why not?
>>217135717Yeah instead you had medieval style burnings and dismemberments and towns being destroyed
>>217135899no you didn't
>>2171358764 > 1 > 3 > 2 and 2 being the ugliest and least desirable girl
I'm le tired and I didn't even eat yet I want to go back to sleep
>>217135899They were blacks tho so it's fine for me
>>217135930Actually 1 is hotter than 4 I messed that up
>>217135865>unclestone
>>217135821no that would make things a lot easier
>>217135876salmon bikini girl has a bruise on her thigh2/10 would NOT bang
depressing
i'm serious. bring back gladiator battles. or at least mayan ballgame so that the winners dont learn how to use nets. losing team gets gassed. few seasons of that and only true schizos will offend which will make more entertaining games. everybody wins.
>>217134975fanum tax fax no printer ink on god
>>217135957Yes but 3 mogs them both! Mo offence just a fact
>>217135889Unless it's a sufficiently severe offense it's disproportionate.
>>217135835why bro?
>>217135876These girls look very young
>>217135984why are you so lacking in empathy? are you a psychopath by any chance?
>>217135988im embarrassed about being a neet
>>2171358761>4>>3>2
>>217135863>What feloniesArson, criminal damage to government propert, several drug offences and even severe traffick violations
Drinking some spiked nog
Last Christmas I gave you my assssssss
>>217136005It's the law.
NEW>>217136010
>>217136028Were these just charges or convictions?
