All hail the Iron Wolves of Lithuania!
first for gachimuchi
I served and will be of service here.
>>217135804Iron wolves have iron c#cks
>>217135903Your your banners are so coolBut when I heard that you call your tanks "iron wolves" got a boner.
Tėvynės labui o algo
>>217135999I served because I won the lottery, had to postpone a lot of stuff. Thinking about going professional. In the mednigger brigate or as a officer.
>>217136066>or as a officeri think they mostly do paperwork
If tanks are iron wolves in Lithuania you should call the RPG/panzerfaust a wolfsangel / wolf hook / Vilko kabliukas (according to deepl)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfsangel>>217136066There were so many recruits that lots had to be drawn? Wow now that's patriotismMy cousin is a Luftwaffe officer, up until recently he was stationed in Estonia, and he loves his job.Do it, fren!
>>217136114JKVM, KASP, or KMT. Haven't decided yet, summer is still far off.
>>217136035Love the title hetman. Beautifully archaic
>>217136203That title is not known in Lithuania and Poland. In Ukraine it is well known.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwQV3mAVnnM
>aurimas as a platoon leader
>>217136203Its just polish
>>217136347platoon leader is an 80 iq hick job, medchads and smart people dont do it
>>217136321>That title is not known in Lithuania and Poland.huh? it's very well known here
>>217136392Depends. I am just entertaining the idea, might just incel recluse in my current comfy position. But I enjoy living interestingly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9uXLzZyucI>>217136463My bad in wording it, in lithuania it is not that known.
>>217136363na, it originates in Medieval Germany.Hetman = head man (literally), or main manIn Modern German it's hauptmannThe modern English equivalent is captain, also from caput (Latin) = headBut back then a hetman was more like a modern general or colonel>>217136321Good song. I've heard Ukrainians used this rank as well. I couldn't believe my ears when I first heard of the frigate Hetman Ivan Mazepa
>Had to pay ZOG 140 euros for not showing up for my reserve trainingMy life is already shit and they soyvernment is making it even worse. Call me when there is some real man to man action instead of lubing rifles and playing in the forest for 3 weeks>>217136392Most smart people don't go to the army in the first place
>>217135883I'm 1/8th Pruthenian, but I look like this. Do you claim me? Can I call myself Lithuanian in a larpy way?
>>217136563You had fuhrer way cooler.
>>217136392You guys could have done a better job when making these boots.Let's also see if this pic gets rotated or not.
>>217136566I could bribe a doc to attach some meme label to my almost clean medical portfolio, but i'm too lazy and don't want to pay anyone. Gonna take it as a man at this point
>>217136749You don't need to. Just go to attending psychiatrist, spill your beans and the entry in E-Sveikata (fuck that crashing shit) will make you radioactive for the army and gov jobs.
>>217136566>>217136347
>>217136690I'm 100% Yotvingian and I don't look like that
>>217136724Never seen those idk not my problem why cant Latvia even make boots
>>217136812>Just go to attending psychiatrist, spill your beansI could easily get diagnosed with severe depression or smth similar, but i heard that they are cracking down on the depression label due to draft dodgers so might need something more serious. Also i think i wouldn't be able to get a firearm in the future if i have that label on me
>>217136868I thought that's Austria
>>217136834I know what you look like
>>217136812To add to that before I go to sleep. Any psychiatrict diagnosis from excessive wanking to lack of sleep is grounds for termination and license revocal to practice/work in any government job, healthcare, social care, military, police, politics and etc. You migh have heard it is accepted by now but it is a huge lie. If you are Albinas Kelmas working a construction job then it doesn't concern you.
>>217136868We probably could (and I bet we do), but why do something yourself if you can get someone else to do it "more efficiently".
>>217136967You are barred 5 to 10 years since diagnosis from owning a firearm, subject to individual approval. Certain diagnosis like dementia or schizophrenia is barred indeffinetly (again subject to individual approval).
How do you survive in this economy?
>>217137337Barbell Turkish get up while showering
>>217137337the economy has never been better for us than now and im sure my balticbros can relate
>>217137337I'm managing fine as far as economy goes, I'm surprised myself.
>>217137503>German commodity prices>Canadian housing pricesAside from that it's good.
imagine living in the 1960s New Zealand, heaven on earth
>>21713757130 years ago you still had that but also Indian wages
how can housing be ever a concern for an eastern European if we are all homeowners and inherit comfy 40sqm apartments in commieblocks from our grandparents?
>>217137611Not much an improvement then. It should have leveled off at some point, and it did but then the burgers unleashed the 2007/8 crisis.
>>217137150>>217136967https://lsd-legal.de/en/https://www.zamnesia.com/94-magic-mushrooms/425-top-10-magic-truffleshttps://www.zamnesia.com/94-magic-mushrooms/410-top-10-magic-mushroom-grow-kitsSo in all serious, when you are already at that point where you consider ending it all, you could at least try psychedelics first.They helped me a lot.I underwent psychotherapy for years and took several different medications, but nothing worked.Treatment-resistant depression.In addition to their intoxicating effects, psilocybin and LSD are among the very few substances that stimulate the growth of neurons in the brain.The regions of the brain connect better, work better together, and make you “whole” again—something that is lost in depression. The areas of the brain no longer communicate as well with each other.Legal LSD is available in Germany. There is a 20% Black Friday sale until December 5 (code: BLACK25).You can either order psilocybin (magic mushrooms) from the Netherlands or order a cheaper grow kit (approx. 10 days until the first harvest).As I said, it helped me very, very, very much. I felt happy again for the first time in a long time. I tried LSD 5 weeks ago and I think it's still working. I'll take the next dose in January. Psilocybin has a more emotional, mystical, profound effect, compassionatewhile LSD is “clearer” and “simpler.”I love both.And if you are a soldier, then you should aspire to be like Ernst Jünger—and Ernst Jünger was not only an excellent soldier, but also the second person ever to consume LSD.Questions?
>>217137656They live in bumfuckistan, their apartments cost bumfuck and you are some Gowno or Wilno soy that wants to buy some shitty unrenovated commieblock that costs 4.5 dead grannies.
>>217137683if you compare what Lithuanian cities/infra looked like in 2007 vs now then even if you had slight decrease in purchasing power (you probably don't anyway) it would be still worth itit's not like in western countries where they already had perfect disneylands 70 years ago with no room for further improvement in terms of infrastructure/housing quality/overall look and maintenance, so all they care about is salary:costs ratio and can romanticize the 1990s.
>>217137721There are also two other things that work: Electroconvulsive therapyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroconvulsive_therapyKetamineIf you don't get legal ketamine in Lithuania, don't buy illegal, dirty one. Then try proper psychedelics instead
>>217137721>>217137839>Do x magic cure for the line to go up o algoEat a dick Hans
>>217137745>bumfuckistanunless it's Visaginas or Panevezys (imagine not having McDonald's lmaooo) then it's still a comfy enough place to live given how much Lithuania has invested into its infrastructure for the last 30 years even in small towns.
>>217137803I earn enough. My concerns are long term housing that I own no strings attached and pension I will never get (either killing myself before it or how I will never get it once I am 80 which will be then minimum age by then).
>>217137893>My concerns are long term housing that I own no strings attacheddon't worry, with steadily decreasing population housing will only get more and more affordable>and pension I will never gethuh? if you make enough money you can just save by yourself, you don't need to rely on the state
>>217137945>don't worry, with steadily decreasing population housing will only get more and more affordable
>>217137882Small towns are dying, they just can't keep young people there due to wages and lack of jobs. The so called premier vacation spot is on the verge of collapse in a few years. I am only there as a "youngish" person because I am tired of the rat race.
>>217137968i hope they're happy together>>217137987>The so called premier vacation spot is on the verge of collapse in a few yearsyou mean Nida? if it collapses then it's good, i'll buy a cozy house there for cheap
>>217137880Now you know and you cannot un-know.Of course there is a button you can press.But, as I said, the physically measurable manifestation of depression is a reduced exchange of information between areas of the brain. LSD, psilocybin, ketamine, and electroconvulsive therapy help the brain to rewire itself and thus remedy the worst effects of depression.I wouldn't have believed it either if I hadn't tried it. Listen to Paul Stamets (one of the leading mycologist in the world) on Joe Rogan and what he has to say about this matter.https://youtu.be/hwRD0NvAnbsand this is him some years earlier on Joe Rogan telling how he lost his stuttering after a high dose of psilocybin rewired his brain:https://youtu.be/ZEwKGUkW_ac
>>217138007It will probably cost 2 million trillion either way for some fisherman's izbushka.
Coming to Memel, Neringa, Gdansk and Bialystok soon
>>217138051>and Bialystokuhhhh it's not on the sea
>>217138076doesn't matter
interesting fact, Marijampole apskritis' shape still follows the boundaries of Congress Poland from 1815
>>217138076You will order food from sukshit mordor shetty and you will be happy.
>>217138123
>>217138131well, at least Indian food is edible unlike our own
>>217138216SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXX1k8_xRJ0
Good night.I'll be gone for the next couple of days.https://youtu.be/21n2X3ndQUA?si=VROSHSg4dEdWqV30
>>217138027My bloodline survived somehow without the medical or the narco jew up to this point. If i fail then i'm simply not an Übermensch as my ancestors>>217138216SAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR>>217138278night
Lithuania looks indistinguishable from Scandinavia nowadays>high quality modernist architecture>renovated soviet architecture that now suddenly looks like straight from Finland>no fences, tacky ads, a million of road signs, graffiti, broken glass
>>217138314forgot to mention designated parking space along the road rather than just not giving a shit about cars parking on the sidewalk like here
>>217136834I look like my name is Šešėlių Medžiotojas Kraujaplėša. You know what, I claim Lithuania now. Call me II. Vytautas.
>>217138306good luck, don't kill yourself, fren
>>217138362>don't kill yourself, frenthat's not for you to decide, fren
>>217138314>>217138348You outted yourself streetshitter, let it be known I made incredible India, bewade.
Too fucking hot couldn't sleep at all last night >>217138278Bye m8
>>217138492in my defense, Lithuanian is the most similar to Sanskrit living language
>>217138450After a RL friend of mine committed suicide a few years ago, I came to the conclusion, that I don't have to accept the decision either.I simply recommend what helped me.gn /balt/
>>217138565gn
>>217140954powerful
>>217136563I was disappointed when I looked it up because I had a theory that it related hats.
>>217135804But what about the sacred grass snake of Lithuania?
Bump.
I want to have sex so bad but I cant find a single unvaxxed woman
No snow?
>>217143248would love to have sex with this fine lass
24 days, after 24 days the parcel I ordered express through aus post finally arrived
>>217144412whatd you order lad
>>217144417850 watt corsair shift psu.
dont look at RAM prices...
>>217144499I hate AI slopFirst it came for GPU's. Next RAM, if it comes for storage there will be riots.
>>217144499I bought just as the price increases went from weekly to every three days. The no frills cl36 ram kit I complained about paying $219 for is now $450...
>>217144678>if it comesAnon, I..
>>217144717Bought cl30 kit of 32gb ddr5 ram for 260eur. Ordered regular non rgb kit and they told me couple days later that unfortunately theyve ran out but they offered me the same model rgb version for the same price and i agreed.
>>217135804>>All hail the Iron Wolves of Lithuania!I hear they are now the rusty wolves of Lithuania, because the vice of drunkenness has negatively affected them en masse. To me, with my 15+ years of sobriety, this seems like disgusting behavior.
hello?
unbanned :D
>>217145170You will get topped and forcefed vodka through your ass.
>>217140954Hadnt seen that one for a few years now
>>217141513heads are related to hats, ure disappointment is premature just like ure ejaculations
>>217145170zdarova bratan võpjem davai
>>217145209reported for discussing bans
>>217145700Look at this rat mcrattington
gay as fuck how its nice and warm next week expect for my birthday
>>217145170You will boof pyccкий cтaндapт and you will be happy
i don't russia
Last night gf sucked my dick unprompted. I was just drawing some stuff while we were talking, and she got on her knees and gave me a blowjob. Very suspicious behaviour. I was puzzled the entire time. She's probably cheating on me.
>>217146773Sexhaver problems
>>217146773>cheatingNot necessarily, could be normal behaviour if she the clingy type. If she is normally reserved and you know her for a long time to notice that this is not like normal her, then this outlier could signal guilt or she stacking up on favours for future use. Or maybe you growing distant and she fears losing you.
>>217146773I don't think people who are cheating on their partners give them head unprompted
>>217146908Bet you'd know
>>217146908Those who slip up and feel bad about it might
>>217146773
>>217146773I'm a therapist. Two questions:1.) Do you consider yourself a pessimist?2.) Has your gf displayed other odd behavior?2b.) Can you think of anything else that's out of the ordinary that might cause a change in behavior?
>>217146773she needed vitamin D, sperm is good for health
Maybe she a succubus and she succed him of for his vitality, maybe she was running low on energy or something.
>>217147225True, she was taking the life energy out of him. Cooming decreases energy levels.
and another theory, she found drawing attractive
>>217146908Gotta play both sides in that situation
>>217137337Doing pretty good. I can afford anything I want for the most part. The housing prices in the capital are growing completely disproportional to rising living standards, but that's why getting a place to live here is just a good money investment. One can sell afterwards and get a nice place in a comfy small town instead, once we inevitably import too many indians.
>>217138520I've been sleeping under just a sheet for the past few days
>>217147197>>217146773She stole your vital minerals. You should've defended yourself, now you're weaker and more vulnerable to future pillaging. How could you let this happen?
>>217140954petition to swap latvian and lithuanian flags in this meme, it's long overdue
>>217149246
>>217149246I think it's funnier the way it is, even if your version makes more sense
going to buy a burger and something to fuel my binge and then take an afternoon catnap, good times
>>217149405Makes no sense. Lithuania always was, is and always will be dunce of the bunch.
Why is that one žirga galva so butthurt
>butthurtIm not butthurt, i just like imagining having a retarded brother for comedic effect. Banterwise only.
>>217149934lägaburger?
just pissed in the sink ahh it feels good to be civilized
>>217151332Congrats, you now have piss particles in 1 m area around the sink
>>217151362Oh my science is that true
>>217151572Yes, it is scientifically proven that latvians have huge cocks. It's like pissing with a firefighters hose. Piss just goes everywhere.
Das rite, we are the land of big cocks and tight pussies. The true baltland.
>>217150895yeah it had a bit of läga in it but i made a lägaburger out of it myself. mixed some ketchup, sour cream, mayo and some sort of garlic sauce
Need some tight latvians...
There's a psycho running loose in my area, the police showed up to check if he's not hidding in the back of the property. Boss asked us to lock doors just in case.
I fucking hate my stupid nigger life I could leave browngentina but I'll always be brown.
>>217153354>>217153414Well at least you guys don't have "Ordem e Progresso" written on your flag
>>217153354>BossYou mean your lovely auntie?
What do you think your average lithuanian thinks when they see such an example? They coom their pants because he fits a good role model. They’re not true racists and therefore not racist at all. I don’t care how good of a role model they are, this person is not white and thus his presence here is unnatural thus he has to go back. Obviously he’s stronger than me so beating them up is out of the question. A problematic case.
>>217153738Great aunt yes.She asked me if I'm walking home and asked if one of coworkers can drive me.
>>217154221>She asked me if I'm walking home and asked if one of coworkers can drive me.Aww sweet aunt mama taking care of her precious femboy ˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶
>>217152496why latvians in specific?
>>217154887Feisty tsunderes...
>>217154179How many /balt/ names have you invented литвaк
>>217154392Very sweet yes
>>217153892>POV your dad is black
>>217135883Cho Aniki material
