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>Health care spending growing faster than the economyI guess importing 4 million jeets was a bad idea after all
i want to unexist
>>217141532ummm ACLSHUALLY libcuck it just happened to accidentally geotag in Israel once the new X update went online. Just because the DHS and am intelligence agency based entirely within Israel share server data doesnt prove anything
Happy Thanksgiving Americabros. I’m going to celebrate your holiday by lifting weights and then getting so high with my weed my boner penis and for sex. For sex, my boner penis on weed. Just incredibly high and stoned off my cock. We could have sex.
>>217141740Good idea, let’s all rub our biggest boners together and see what happens!
>>217141730Saved this the other day, don't know if it's true.
Cute feet and armpits are youth(fertility) markers. Every healthy man is attracted to cute feet and armpits.
forgot the name of a cool song i had in a playlist i deleted
gooning means your're healthy and virile
>>217141758youre attracted to penises
>>217141740happy thanksgiving bud
>>217141758Not a feet guy at all, I don't get it.
>>217141703no that's gay
SHOULD I or SHOULD I NOT drink to make the loneliness go away
any forevercels here?
>>217141774Feminine penises.
Cowboys win!
>>217141804**raises hand**
>>217141804Yeah I guess
does turkey and mashed potatoes make you really sleepy in your state/province?
>>217141803im drinking cabernet
>>217141825alright, melinda
>>217141758Absolutely true
>>217141822sexo
>>217141822Haha, imagine blowing raspberries on his tummy.....
Would
>Christmas bonus was only $2500I guess I'm fucking fired then huh
I wonder how I ever will dig myself out of my self created hole
>>217141807Based, fuck the choofs
>>217141849you get bonuses?
I've completely lost my sense of humor over the years
>>217141882In America you don't need bonuses because food housing and gas are so fucking cheap and you literally don't pay taxes
holy fuck i actually think momberg might get me a ps5 pro i was just saying it as a joke at first
happy thanksgiving
>>217141883Why has the light in your eyes faded?
8pmPlay vidya or go eepy mode.....leaning toward eepy mode
>>217141897rice, chicken, and a big puddle of mayonnaise. classic.
>>217141897from the twisted mind of jordan peele
>>217141897>picrelthis is anti white propaganda
>>217141897jason-tier
Remove the grey, egg-shaped cars and replace them with stylish ones. Problem solved.
>>217141915its a white realism infographic
Can you imagine Jason's thanksgiving gatheringJust him and his single mom pistol on the table eating rice with ketchup
feel sleepy gonna goon soon
I am going to smoke some high quality marijuana and get totally high
>>217141947he probably wears a kimono and tries to redpill her on feminine penises
>>217141934nobody cooks like that
I do prefer female women. But I would bang a twink I would bang a femboy trans. What, am I too good for that? I’m not “too good” for anything. I’m not good at all actually. I pretty much suck.
>smoking weedmight as well do heroin instead. at least it doesn't cause brain damage.
>>217141960Why a kimono
>>217141896I asked for books from armreg.co.uk
Watched Bone Tomahawk to get myself in the Thanksgiving spirit. Going back to reading Blood Meridian. Because in the end, we here in /cum/ may all be different, but we've all shared a shared hatred of the red man at one point in time.
>>217141975because he's a retarded weeb
>>217141915>rice>anti-white propagandaIt's a ching chong variant. White people don't eat rice for Thanksgiving.
>I would bang a femboysomeone post the femboy convention
anyone smoking some fat fucking weed getting super high right now
Might go on a post thanksgiving drunk drive to a trailhead and just drunkeningly hike
You can post ugly "femboys" from reddit. I can't post my femboy porn because it's NSFW.It's not a fair debate.
>>217141955hahgahah it DO be like that
>>217142000I wish>>217141990its "'muh white pipo bland food"' propaganja
I don’t smoke weed. I eat weed edibles! I eat em up in my mouth and get absolutely zooted. Watch me swooce right in.
when i’m sitting across from cousin jason at thanksgiving and there’s a loaded beretta pointed right at me
>>217142023>rice>white people foodNope.
>>217141986they'd peel your scalp off
little do they know, I season all of my dishes perfectly.
I only put the gun on the table for the picture, it stays on my lap during the meal
Good quality meat doesn't need a lot of seasoning
>>217141927How was your thanksgiving husby?
>>217141897Why do the blacks have to season things into the ground? Take the whole "why wypipo don' season they potato salad?" meme. Potatoes have a taste. You don't have to drown them in mustard and hot sauce.
>>217142039We eat rice in europe and has nothing to do with asian dishes
>>217142089Rice didn't grow in Europe.its Chinese 100%
>>217142057Salt is seasoning. Almost no one eats beef without at least salt. Raw meat doesn't need salt but cooking dehydrates it. Good cooked meat doesn't need anything else though, I agree.
Genuinely think we should consider some kind of intervention. I think Jason might be holding his family hostage.
>>217142079Went to sleep at 7pm listening to a podcast. You?
feels good being an ikemen and getting compliments from girlsi would hate to be an old haggard out of shape man who thinks he's an ikemen but is actually an ugly oldcel
>>217142097source?
what is this dude talking about
>>217142107Who's Jason?
Say that to my face irl, nonny. Not over the internet.See what happens
If I were president I would make Indians attempt impossible but harmless things to get citizenship. Like beating Halo 2 on legendary without dying.
The cousin walk o algo
>>217142137mentally ill faggot tranny pedophile that posts here
>>217141994
>>217142157
>>217142165Not narrowing things down much, anon.
>>217142171what causes that?
>>217142171BRVTAL
>>217142157Here's our new citizenship test. Gotta make sure our new Subcontinental friends have secure passwords after all.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knhQ2f8anT8
Meanwhile there are boys like this.
John Coltrane is venerated as a saint in the African Orthodox Church. There’s your nifty neato fun fact of the day.
>>217142193Causes what? Them to wear stupid socks or be bow-legged freaks?
>>217142207thats just a dude, bro got that chad square jawline
>>217141759I think it was The Show Must Go On (Queen ofc)
>>217142213the socks
>>217142207Nice calves
>>217141720It's ok, we'll have an economy that is 20% Health Spending (Public tax dollars) and 30% Real Estate (foreign investment that keeps Canadians from owning homes). What could go wrong with such an economy!
>>217142179/cum/s resident lolcowHe's a 30 something neet who lives with his single mom
>>217142207Looks like glam rock band members used to.
>>217142203I can’t actually listen to Indians speaking I want to murder someone when I hear that
>>217142237+ has a shota fetish
I'm going to sleep goodnight
>>217142079i can see pusi
>>217142243saaaaaaar give me the white girl and the visa saaaaaaar i'm not paying 100k to trump saaaaaaar
>>217142207This isn't even feminine, this is a dude in a dress. Straight up faggotry lol
>>217142257He's more feminine and hotter than your mother
>>217142171I'm never buying a porsche
If I had a job I would start doing fent
>>217142256i want this saar
>>217141771if you ain't gooning you're dying
>>217142171So this is the "germanic aryan race" /cum/ is a proud member of?
>>217142277goon to live, live to goon
>>217142229The desire to wear "cute" clothes I think. Yet the fashion they long for has a curious overlap with those hello kitty latinas with BPD.
>>217142252The Shroud of Ohio
>>217142264>Men are hotter than women o algoThis isn't even like tranny gay, this is just straight up faggotry. Homosexuality even, Br*an tier.
Should I reinstall KSP with mods or just wait for KSA to release
>>217142303perhaps
>>217142292>hello kitty latinas with BPDnot familiar with that demographic
>>217142303reddit game space is fake
>>217142260lol is that an ewok with a scene kid haircut
>>217142317>latinas with BPDNTA but this is the default for that group. Just being loud and dramatic for no reason, it's tiresome
Jason has to remind us every day that the age of consent in ohio is 16
>>217142341Their culture rewards it Germanic and anglo white culture rewards the opposite restraint, superficial politeness
>>217142352why? he'll always be incel...
>>217141720So is Wexit ever happening?
i feel like there are mexicans who still worship their native gods and kidnap people for human sacrifice
>>217142321It's a fun game. All games are reddit
i hate the sound of my own name
>>217142393Jonathan
This is what you crave
>>217142353What do you think is the main distinction between Anglo politeness/Southern hospitality and Japanese politeness?
they call me jeff benzos
>>217142396>AI slop
>>217142407I feel like a retarded boomer sometimes. I couldn't tell for a good ten seconds.
>>217142395It honestly is a pretty annoying-sounding name.
>>217142396THIS is what I crave
>>217142416I still can't tell. What's the giveaway?
Shot a huge load to hairy pussy pictures
>>217142428The nose and the lighting for me.
>>217142367Two more weeks
if I had it my way 90% of you would be hanging from lightposts
>>217142396yes but how 2 get?
drinking beer
>>217142428Her face sort of looks plastic and so do the trees in the background
THIS is what you should crave
Faggotry? On 4channel? Surely you jest.
>>217142433Yeah /cum/ likes clean-shaven but I like hairy pussy
>>217142442WHAT A LIFE
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4
>>217142428Too much jiggle in the tits. That's like surreal levels of jiggling. Big natural tits have less bounce than that.
>>217142457unfortunately everyone here except me already is
>>217142448
>>217142448were you molested by a clown?
I need to air out my room but its so god damn cold out my feet are FREEZING
Need to piss
>>217142480how come? does it reek of boysmell?
eating a grilled ham and cheese
British people be like "let me boil this sheep's entrails in a sack of piss and crow shit for 3 days and then smear it on white bread" innit
>>217142498dirty laundry and I think my blankets have a musk to them
went over to my uncles house me, my dad, my mom and my sister went a few of my cousins and their kids were therewas very awkward just sat in the corner as everyone watched the chiefs game and occasionally made conversationfood was good though
>>217142399I have no idea idk about JapanProbably has some basis in linguistic determination. Just like how Russians strict case system gives them a high amount of different registers and a higher degree of formality in speech white politeness in the U.S is still informal, and it's informal because the language is extremely analytic. The order of the words is rigid but theres not aside variety of registers which leads to a more egalitarian attitude
>>217142540*a wide
You know what they be saying right?>when you're a mofuckin stonah you're not supposed to get a bonah
I havent felt normal since my face got squeezed out my mom's pussy
>>217142513that'd be kinda hot if you were a cute femboy/twink but it's sickening because you're a neckbeard
>>217141700Kino
>>217142574I'm so horny
No offense but you guys are a bunch of silly fellas
Two days ago, the only food I had was a pack of stale Saltines. I got a pizza yesterday, forgetting that today was Thanksgiving, so now I'm back with a bunch of leftovers and half a pizza that I don't want to go bad. I don't want to waste any of the leftovers either though.Oh how the wheel of fortune spins...
>>217142598based arbiter defying the heretics
Hate when I hear my mom freaking out that she can't find the dog then I get up and he's just in some random ass room like the kitchen
hate when nerds blogpost about things I dont care about
hate when nerds whine about things I don't care about
>>217142367Alberta has a ton of jeets and none of them want to secede from Canada (unless they get to be part of the US). Multi-kult kills all nationalist movements, which I am guessing is a feature not a bug
>>217142407>>217142416>>217142428>>217142435>>217142447>>217142461Lmao, niggas think they're experts on spotting AI and they can't even use google. This is some instathot by the name of Laura Sommaruga, and the vid is real (it's also about a year old).
NEEEEERRRRRRRDSSSSSS
guys only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
>>217142705jeets don't have that faustian spirit they'd be scared
ooooohhhh bowelsberg is NOT happy
chicken is all about that point, that point were its cooked and juicy, not raw and rubbery or overcooked dry and leathery
i am mentally stuck in october 2025
>>217142746ive been stuck in november for days now
>>217142475>almost kills himself to take this picture>not a single (you)Pity (you)
>>217142765hate when this happens
>>217142765mid tier show. the brown cougar was best girl
momberg said the christmas decorations are going up on saturday
>>217142718Trust me when I say this, if there was a referendum on joining the US, 100% of jeets would vote yes. America occupies a magical place in the jeet mind. Jeet coworkers of mine openly talk about illegally immigrating there.
>>217142788Fuck my ass
>>217142802fuck off fag
just saw a jeet post about how americans should feel ashamed of their colonialism on thanksgivingi'm getting fatigued
feeling the post thanksgiving blues i wish i spent more time with my family instead of hiding in my room
>>217142844NOOOOOO
>>217142810Even more than their poop eating, I hate how jeets jump into culture war stuff.
>>217142844Based
what vibes do you bring to cum?
>>217142900Uncomfortable confrontation and bigotry
>>217142900Radical centrist
>>217142707congrats on being a porn addicted faggot or something
https://youtu.be/_BfcRjZn6y4?si=WW-CZ783sijYdhpQThe bass in this is so good
michael is kind of groovy as fuck aint he
I died and was reborn as a chud
>>217142900Depends on my mood
>>217142900basedness and brohood
What was Ron Hubbard's deal
>>217142707The video is real but they AI'd her face to steal the content, pffffft casual coomer.
>>217142900hitachi
I'm full from my Thanksgiving dinner and now I want my dessert. I ready for my course of skinny Canadian twink boys and cognac.
>>217142960Jesus loves me
>>217142993This makes Jason seethe
I'm gonna get a shirt that says>If lost return to cute asian gfand whoever I get returned to is my new gf
>>217142900social commentary through a truecel lens
>>217143010You'll actually be returned to hairy Turkish man
>>217142999God hates fags
>>217143010Asians don't like it if you have an Asian preference except some low tier ones like Thais or Filipinos, even then they still want to be your "first" Asian gf
Why did God make boogers so tasty
>>217143039It's not a preference it's a requirement
I feel like a lot of you are depressed because you don't have a meaningful goal in life.
>>217142922Um... Reading comprehension much? I just literally googled the first frame, it's that easy.>>217142961Nah, it's the video she posted herself. Maybe, just maybe, she used some sort of filter but even that seems unlikely. It's a massive trend to dismiss everything as AI now, and the anons here fell for it.
>>217143060my goal in life is to be the biggest crab in the bucket
>>217143060I'm depressed because I haven't reached my goal in life (finding a woman)
>>217143060i’m depressed because i lack meaningful connections. i think dirt farmers in africa with big families and communities and shit are better off than socially isolated firsties
>>217143084i went outside and found a bunch of women it was pretty easy they were everywhere
>>217143099I should rephrase:Finding a woman who wants to be naked with me and cuddles with me and is my best friend
>>217143104OH I see what you mean now
I don't wanna piece of you! I want the whole damn thi- *gets knocked out immediately*
the south park goth kids should have their own spinoff series
>>217143104you will never have this because women don’t like men
This general is grimdark
I want a spinoff series of the u6 Saiyans from DBS
>>217143116which one would they make black
>>217142540I took 6 semesters of Russian throughout high school and undergrad, and I can't speak the language worth a damn. Constructing a sentence in Russian is like doing math.
Dark have been my dreams of late
remember our feathered friends like to feast as well
>>217143116In one of their commentaries Trey & Matt basically said if they had the time, the goth kids would be their first pick for a spinoffIt's not impossible>>217143128The original South Park had the chef.
imagine being a gay slave in the 1800s holy shit what a crazy life
>>217142707TinEye isn't coming up with anything.
>>217143146Good on you for feeding the crowfrens.
>>217143157think ayrabs still do that gay slave thing for underage boys
>successfully derailed and killed competing fandom niche nerd thread on other board
>>217143157Is that Gene Wilder?
you're really telling me girls like this shouldn't be able to get boob jobs???
>>217143157why tf do world leaders go to that jew wall and cry
>>217143181I've done that before, hell I've even killed a few /cum/ threads
>>217143188iykyk
>>217143181pretty cringe
>>217143188humiliation ritual
>>217143188His face is red as shit too he's really crying. They probably showed him a deep fake of him fucking a kid and said this is going public if you don't make out with that wall
If i'm elected class president, then i swear that my first order of business is to put on a small hat and pray at the wailing wall in Jerusalem
It's strange seeing your mom take a bong hit
>>217143199You don't understand the fandom I am containing. I am a thankless guardian fighting against an ever encroaching cancer
>>217143186dang that's gotta be tough as a youtuber lul like what do you say when you just show up with boobs one day?? pretend like you always had em?
>>217143173they are my favorite birds, ofc I feed them. I'd kiss them if I could because I love them so much
>>217143119We're dark woke
ripped a massive goddamn fart so hard my ass hurts now
>>217143257Happens to me a lot
wish there was a good war going on right now that i could care about, all the current ones are boring.
Kerbal space program with mods it is. It looks really dam good after all this time, even though the core limitations will never be overcome with the engine
You ever see a QT in a public place like a library and then return there hoping to see her again
>>217143186>>217143239She lost almost all of her following after getting the fake tits btw
>>217143186Rosanna Pansino got fake tits, then had them removed, then recently got them put back in again. I used to fap to her occasionally but I just know she's scarred as fuck
I'm not feeling these homemade brownies
>>217143336Once I talked to a cute girl working at Chick-fil-A and made her laugh. I considered going back several times to figure out what her schedule was but decided that it was too creepy.
>>217143200>gt is basedBut he also had those two shlomos on to talk about urban warfare in Gaza.
Hey has anyone seen that brownie pan I took a dump in earlier? I put it down and now I can't find it...
having some really good coffee at the airport
>>217143250what about me? do you love me as well?
>>217143429yeah, but warfare is still warfare. i'd be interested to hear from German and British soldiers who fought in WW2.
>>217143450Don't get diarrhea on the plane
Hardy har
I have a headache. Maybe it's because I am eating a lot less in the last few days due to dieting. Maybe not enough salts?
i like how easy it is to eat eggs. like even if you have 0 appetite you can finish 5 eggs in 5 minutes
>>217143484Are you telling me that you ate all the eggs?
Just burped loudly
>>217143484>>217143450Ask your mom to take you to the Red Light district in Amsterdam
>>217143493Imagine the farts
I never feel full It's weird when I was young I'd have that feeling of fullness after a large meal but now I feel the same no matter how much or little I eatMaybe I have anemia
>>217143508i am so done with whores. i fucked 10-15 of them. last time i bought one was a year ago. some rude russian cunt that didn't speak serbian nor english
>>217143561How much they cost
this beef chowfun is delicious but has soooo much MSGwish I had turkey and cranberry sauce
>>217143538Diabetes or pre-diabetes can interfere with your satiety feeling, you should fast sometimes and it will mostly go away
What are you getting your parents for Christmas?
>>217143584I dont eat sugary food or drinks ever I can't have diabetes
>>217143594you could though
>>217143587Hugs all around
>>217143566it depends. the highest price i paid was 250 euros and the lowest 40. milfs are the best and the cheapest. i guess the average price is 150
>>217143594If you over eat you could easily have diabetes even if it's rice, bread, potatoes etc
>>217143587over here we don't have the custom to give each other gifts for christmas
Really thinking about getting a Switch just so I can play through the Pikmin series
>>217143561>Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10You realize sleeping with whores is one of the explicitly mentioned things that stops you from going to Heaven right?
>tfw ur sad cheetah cause u don't have any cheetos
>>217143604I don't over eat. I am thin and have always been thinThe only thing I can think with a lot of sugar i drink is wine
>>217143639I used to think these guys were really cool, fastest land animals and all that, but later learning they are the bitches of the savannah that literally every other predator bullies and steals food from kinda ruined their image for me
maybe ur type1
>>217143632If there's no whores in heaven then what do I fuck?
Evens I don't come into work tomorrow
>>217143660Islam is down the long set of stairs and to the left, right past the fire & brimstone.
>>217143660You can still have sex with the Virgin Mary mother of God I hear her pussy is immaculate
i wanted to make the new but they're making me wait 300 seconds
>>217141700
The Sexican already made a new.
>>217143694Lol
>>217143689We would never marry Goyim
Bit blasphemous that last post, notice that happens a lot when I insult moslems
>>217143702oh great there's a mudshit infestation in /cum/ now?
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>>217143708We have a Jewish anon that spergs occasionally as well
Happy Thanksgiving anons!
>>217143601>milfs are the bestLe freud face
