black friday cat edition
>>217147265poo smells
>>217147170https://youtu.be/Qu1U_Sdp0mQ?&t=579carl completely brushes over the fact and makes it sound like it all comes from benefits. also lies and says its all untaxed which isn't true
right well I'm off to hoover my car
>>217147278>makes it sound like it all comes from benefits.How so?
>>217147301Hope you pick the wrong setting and you hoover up the entire undercarriage of the car and you end up running around in it like the Flintstones
Donald Trump tweeted saying “ I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries” and “Only REVERSE MIGRATION can fully cure this situation.” lmaoo
>>217147366Let them build the wall then turn the hoses on
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/14358543/make-your-mark/https://www.swlondoner.co.uk/news/31102025-cost-of-living-crisis-is-forcing-working-parents-to-rely-on-charity-to-feed-and-clothe-their-babiesIn 2021 the sun reported on single mother of one Thea JaffeIn 2024 swlondoner reported on single mother of THREE Thea JaffeThis woman clearly isn't making the best decisions on partners!
morning then guys. How are we?
>>217147265Why do you all have Black Friday? Did you cultural appropriation me?
>>217147389bizarrereckon she's just purposefully shagging anonymous blacks to get pregnant?
>>217147389Look, she likes getting spunked in by anonymous darkies, okay?Stop kinkshaming
>>217147366Holy lmao
Reposting for your attention:>autistic multiplayer game I've been playing for years doesn't have voice chat>you can join the discord though for some servers to get the same kind of thing>actually joined one>pretty sure everyone in the server was some incredibly autistic teenagerReckon I'm almost double the age of the average player. How grim
non-European people don't deserve life
yeah mate wasn't arsed the first time you posted it x
>>217147435You're just finding out adult men don't play computer games?
>>217147434>the seriously retarded governor of minnesota lmao
What did Leftypol mean by this?
>>217147405We all have Christmas and even without yank thanksgiving Black Friday / Cyber Monday make some sense as a beginning of the "sales season" for people buying gifts and preparing for Christmas and New Year events
>>217147434fake. you can't put that many characters in a single xweet
>Reposting for your attention:
>>217147475mad how bitter and hateful leftists are
>>217147436What region of the world do you live in, Seamus?
bin men still haven’t been I just know my fucking recycling bins going to get blown over in this wind and all my shits gonna blow around the street
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oDwDe-StMnk
>>217147526enjoy your 500 quid fly-tipping fine
>>217147507i'm not Scottishmy blood is Europeanyour mum got raped by meyou may now seethe
>>217147265WHOOP WHOOP TAHTS THE SOUND OF THE CATWHOOP WHOOP THAT THE SOUND OF THE CATteehee>>217147435blog on snorelord>>217147456done that blogging freak
>>217147500this victim shit is cringe and the same thing leftoids do grow up
>>217147493So is it pronounced "kinder" as in what woketorians call kindy, or "kinder" as in "sorbent toilet tissue is kinder on your arsehole"
>>217147526real Aryan chads tip their own bins over on purpose and let their rubbish fly everywhere as a sign of alpha dominance
business idea: white saturday
Stanislav thinks Seamus is a Scottish name
>>217147566thanksgiving is white thursday
white boy summer is finna be crazy this year
>>217147554The brand of chocolate rhymes with tinder. The shit i posted idk but to me it says "kinda mint"
>>217147548the fuck are you on about you gimp
>>217147583>this yearit already happened broand it was indeeda crazy summer
>>217147389three wog sprogs
>>217147578it's not? so why'd you call me stanislav if you first called me seamus? holy fuck you're so dumb and putrescentliterally kill yourself
>>217147587moron
>>217147602blog on tedious mong
right thats me been done
black friday is the biggest sham going
>>217147595screaming
erotica writing going well
>>217147616yeh thought so. begone from me you vile worm
Because neither taigs or slavs are actually civilised whites but they ironically make the most noise about muh whiteness
channel 4's website is so shite, keeps buffering every few minutes
diego recently just had his gay awakening at the young age of 54
sticks and stones may hurt my bones but names will never hurt me
>>217147656uncle still dead yeah?
>>217147658project on
saw a black friday discount of the equivalent of 29p on a vr headset
>>217147595reckon andrews got a point
>>217147648grow up
>>217147668no you didnt
Ask me anything about gooning to femboys and l will answer to the best of my ability
Think I had the norn dead uncle anon's dad as a lecturer
>>217147657haven't been there ever since they started banning ad blockers
my £240 coffee bean grinder arrived, time to brew
>>217147678what size bussy you got playa
>>217147678do you just like them or do you wish you were one
>>217147698dont drink coffee me prefer tea
>>217147698that is ludicrous got a cheap manual kingrinder myself
wonder if the toilfu would appreciate a bit of Smiths on our next drive together
>>217147698Mad how burr grinders cost so fucking much but once you've used one you can't live without it
>>217147696i use this onehttps://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/476108-all4-adblocker
>>217147718blog on snorelord
>>217147663bodied that freak
>>217147723there's an "upgrade" set of burrs you can buy for mine and they cost almost as much as the entire machine, mental
snore on boglord
>>217147723Why's that? I just buy grounds.
>>217147716nta but there's no fucking way i'd be manually grinding for espresso
>>217147709Just want to shag one up the bum but not in real life its just a wank thing
>>217147676you're right i didn't i was mistakenthe change of . to , made it look like the discount was smallerthat's still a small discount
>>217147698Don't see the need for such extravagances when you get 99% of the quality at a fraction the price with a simple 'press, lad.
>>217147718fuck that play her some 'bizkit
>>217147739takes 30 secs
>>217147698>>217147723got a porlex hand grinder meself x
>>217147728I can and will continue to post about her sporadically
Airpress wanker loves his fucking airpress
>>217147748how do you grind beans with that then
mad how expensive coffee stuff is because those twerps will buy it anyway
rorke eating things like soup lmao fucking soup
terrible at parking me. thanks x
>>217147748I have a 'press mate, the grinder is what makes the ground coffee to PUT in the 'press
NEETs have to grind their own coffee do they?You can afford to buy it from a shop ready made if you've got a job
imagine seething so bad you won't even reply to the person you're arguing with KEK pathetic child rapist behaviour
>>217147776you can't eat soup
>>217147776
>>217147785stay positive champ practice makes perf x
it appears the simple act of grinding fresh coffee beans has caused the spackers to lash out
>>217147750she's made it very clear she doesn't like heavy rock/metal
>>217147789spaintardo
>>217147789i make nicer coffee at home than from a coffee shop
>>217147812stupid bitchsounds like you need to move on mate keep rolling rolling rolling
spaghetti blogonese
>>217147761grim afget some matesget a discordget literally anything open a word document and go ham
grinding your own coffee beans is incredibly soy-codedwhen i imagine it the only thing that springs to mind is a bloke with a bald slaphead and beard trying to compensate for an otherwise empty void of personality by going deep into "coffee"
You can get free coffee from Waitrose you know?
>>217147820ooh ello mr latte art x
Miss when Woolies had a grinder set up in the middle of the shelving in the coffee aisleSmelt so good and you could scoop up the stray ground beans with your hands and eat them
>>217147833
Austist is SEETHIN over coffee beans kek
why the fuck does stuff keep getting stuck in my outlook outbox
>>217147823her music tastes are quite basic unfortunately, I'm slowly trying to get her to experience new things besides Adele and Taylor Swift. Might be able to get away with the occasional Deep Purple or Zeppelin, that's like entry level heavy rock
>>217147853probably because microsoft and the software they produce is fucking shit
>>217147847something like that yeah just with a slightly bigger beard
i just drink instant. barely tastes any different to posh stuff from shops
>>217147853Install linux
>>217147865it was actually a pic of you but yeah
>>217147855sounds a right bore
>>217147833OK well im not bald and I don't have a beard either so shows how much you know
>>217147871I don't mind instant but it does taste crap
>>217147873not at all how i look though, swing and a miss mate
>>217147836a cup of love
>>217147855to be honest i doubt she will like that stuff, brains just innately perceive sounds differently. sounds like she wants submersion in melancholy stasis. smiths do that
>English 'nationalist' Saskia Teague>Tweets about her love of Ireland (whence her surname)>Goes offline for four days>Comes back and starts thirsting for Michael McCarthy againStop trying to play us, Saskia
chocolate chooks
You're in the draw
I drink concentrate because it makes less of a mess when you're trying to dole it out with a hangover tremor
making coffee from a freeze-fried poo the toilfu left in the work bogs
just got really smelly in here
>>217147896its a photo of you though
>>217147901you're probably right, I might just irritate her if I keep playing stuff she doesn't enjoy. Ah well, Smiths it is
havent had a shower in over 4 months me
beginning to suspect i may be lightly lactose intolerantget the brown spurty poos after choc yoghurt (not really yoghurt legally "dairy snack") especially
i make 15-20 coffees worth at once and reduce down to a black tar on the stove
>>217147921 that's why >>217147931
>>217147918think concentrate has only just started to catch on herehaven't tried it
>>217147931the only reason I shower is so that my workmates don't think I smell. That is literally my sole motivation for showering. When I have a week off work I have a week off showering
>>217147910fucking mole(poblano)
rorke eating jellybeans
Don't need any woke grinders or woke presses or freeze dried woke shite
>>217147968bent coffee
>>217147968this with milk + ice goes off
>>217147954my body feels better after I've had a good walk and greased up a bitthe only reason I shower is because I hate having my head on a pillow without being clean and fresh
>>217147940Have thought seriously about doing it this way instead of paying shithead prices for store bought concentrate
>>217147968what's that saaar doing there
meth and fruit plate kind of night
>>217147977wouldn't drink it if it's gone off
>>217147963pooblano
laudanum and salmagundi kind of morning
>>217147991its a nice beverage mate go eat a fucking boiled potato or whatever thy do in poland
>>217147991what would you drink thats gone off?
off to bed
lord knows it would be the first time
>>217148007>>217147989>>217148003blog on you utter freak wtf
reducing blackoids to atoms with my powers
tip creaming
>>217148006expired poo extract
he love burger
is amazon purposely trying to give its website the aesthetic of chink shit website?
*throws a caramel freddor at your face*
>>217148015shut you you old ass nigga freak midget
>>217148036been that way for a number of years
>>217148034and what makes him think hes getting any?
>>217148020timmy making litle pew pew noises at the back of the bus
Get that bloody poo out of your arse this instant Rorke
>>217148041you are home alone on a friday night blogging inane nonsense to strangersyou are the bottom of the totem poleyou are the dust in the corner that no one bothers to even sweep
poor pole was making a simple joke :(
>shut you
>>217148052hope
>>217148034nice chips
fake diego is fake
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TSIgUCABxtg
Diego's deadHe got bummed to death outside fabricIt was in the paper
just signed an NDA
me watching my cousins make thousands growing cannabis
>>217148059https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zxdCKv0rOjU
>>217148082hs?>>217148097fabric is a shite club and its' not gayso what a stupid comment
>>217148036it already is a chink shit website nowsearch for anything and the first 20 results are pure chink shit
I've signed an NDA beforeask me anything
>>217148118it's a shite club? for poo chasers you mean?
>>217148097was found dead on hampstead heath with a watermelon up his arse
on the vinos and no one can stop me
>>217148139
the bigger your nose, the bigger your penis
>>217148067scroom
taking my frustrations out on my willy
at least mn and zeidy have people replying or reacting to their posts. but nobody even notices emmayank. yet he still posts and has for as long as I can rememberthus, I believe he is the most mentally ill poster on this board
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CyfjDkh6tbE
>>217148157leave her alone
>>217148157what did he ever do to you? FREAK
>>217147436agree with the sentiment but isn’t australia non-european?
>>217148179in eurovision arent they?
>>217148200not any more
>>217148200fuck me you’re aren’t you, but that would include israel too..
>>217148216jews are based they make all the brownos seethe
where's everyone gone?
might put my shirt ongetting a lil cold
listening to metallica and eating deenz on toast x
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wzpp6996QdI
>>217148244we're all in here>>>/gif/
South Sudanese and Ugandan under 17 national football team here at the hotel I just had lunch at for AFCON regional qualifiers. Insane how badly they mog us. Horners are a joke
>>217148249im not on your toast you creep
>>217148248bLOGtHEfUCKoN
>>217148249FORTUNE FAMEMIRROR VAIN
>>217148249blgo on
>>217148260cute but autistic
had a melty at my mum this morning
just ate a banana, seductively x
>>217148305ever shag her up the arse
smearing a screwdriver in dog shit then jamming the screwdriver down my dickhole then rubbing dog shit in my eyes
*starts boxing you out*
>>217148329not meant to do that
>>217148260shout out to mfs who are incapable of doing anything normally
>>217148329That's how Paul O'Grady died
motherberg has left the house to go shopping
Idk man I just don't think the public purse should be spent on subsidising the childcare of a Jewish American immigrant so she can "work" spreading an anti white ideology Call me crazy but I think there's better things we could be spending three grand a month on
>>217148339*goes ip man mode*
>>217148365How do you know she's a chosenite?
posted it again award
>>217148303get seomt tastei know we're all incels here but doesnt meany ou fawn over 3/10 hippos weaver
>>217148384grow up diego
god isn't real
>>217148414hs?
>>217148414duh
>>217148374Just look at her mate
>>217148264Sorry mate do you not have any African friends you can talk about this with?Honestly this doesn't seem like a place for you, you're a brown American retard living on your dad's secure compound in an African shithole, what exactly do you have to do with /brit/?
he can’t keep falling for it every time come on man
>>217148433cant eat that can he?
drinking alcohol right now
>>217148374Jewish faceJewish surnameRacemixer
rorke came to dance, dance, dance, dance (yeah),he hits the floor 'cause that's his plans, plans, plans, plans (yeah),rorke's wearin' all his favourite brands, brands, brands, brands (yeah),give him some space for both his hands, hands, hands, hands, yeah, yeah
>>217148365>DEI strategistIn, fire 30% of the work force, new brown workers BOOM, out
>>217148448hope it's wood alcohol and everything suddenly goes dark
>>217148448text the ex
>women can't be funn--Well then, chalk up another L for Rorke I'm afraid.
apparently scots cook their porridge with water instead of milkcunts still living in the middle ages
I can`t Believe !!homealoneEveryFridayNightIsback !!
>>217148492babedont you know it hah
>>217148145ktim
>>217148470idk what that means>>217148473ain't got her number anymore, but rest assured, i would if i had it
>>217148492mad how in the time he was gone you literally never left. Not even once
just bought a wooden car on a black friday deal
cor
>>217148492>>217148513>barely over a minute Come on
Missus is pregnant wahey
...
>>217148543>Anonymous 11/28/25(Fri)10:27:13 No.217148543▶you are severally mentally ill
>>217148549who's the dad?
brat is painfully mediocreat least it doesnt really overstay its welcome
>>217148538erm... need a wank now
>>217148566Me i reckon
>>217148549how dare you?
wondered why i kept waking up around 5 every morning for weeks now and checked my alarms and i had one set for 5 am but never recall having set it or turning it offsurmise i would half wake, switch it off then end up fully awake afterwhat a rube were i, as the kikes might say
can't even imagine girlfriendberg pregnantshe's enough of a pain in the arse as it is
>>217148538this could equally be a religious parent or big-little fetish
were you lot smacked as childreni wasweird cos my dad really doesn't seem like the typereckon my mum made him do it
>>217148596>>217148609>>217148567blog on snorelord
bolg on boglord
>>217148585
>>217148629On a handful of occasions, I probably deserved it
>>217148538>again, nothing sexual
>>217148629got hit around by mum yeh. dad died young'rapist (to clarify: therapist) reckons it's why i can't form attachments with people
look lads. i have a grand to spend. one single grand, on a laptop. my preference would be that it can run my music making software (only a hobbyist so not needing a top of the range macbook pro or owt) and also if it can run my fifa career mode in 1080p and good fps i'd enjoy finally being able to use mods. BUT i'm not expecting a decentish gaming laptop in this budget really it'd just be nice. 2bh i have no idea what to look for. i'm really terrible for putting off big purchases and i have done again for this all week but i've gotten my head around it this morning and accepted it has to be done
loads of weird replies that dont make any sensetypical of AI agents wish who ever was doingthis would fuck off
>>217148661dead internet theory innit
>>217148654ever shag her up the arse?
I'M IN THE MOOD FOR DANCINGROMANCING
my grandma passed away 6 months agoit was really quite sadbut at the same time it wasn't sad at allit was a reliefshe'd had dementia for 15 yearsand it was slowit took her awayyou knowsort of bit by bitin the endshe didn't know who her little boy wasmy dadmy dad's in his 70s but you knowwhen she didn't know who he wasi just thoughtwhat must it be likeshe didn't know my uncleshe didn't know my sistershe certainly didn't know meshe died quite a-when i saw picturesyou know the last few months of lifethere was a picturethat you knowreally shouldn't have been takenand i you knowi saw her and i said you knowi don't know who that is
>>217148689i went for a shit 6 minutes agoit was really very brownand it fucking stank of poono big dealalways pooin' mebut this one really stankand my godit stuck to the porcelainit stuck to the porcelain like i'd dropped chocolate cake in a sinkit was so pooeystank the fuck out of upstairs
scmraing
Until spiritual guidance or assistance was needed, an angakkuq lived a normal life for an Inuk, participating in society as a normal person. But when sickness needed to be cured, or divination of the causes of various misfortunes was needed, the angakkuq would be called on.[8] The services of angakkuit might also be required to interpret dreams.[3] If they were called to perform actions that helped the entire village, the work was usually done freely. But if they were called to help an individual or family, they would usually receive remuneration for their efforts.[8]Amongst the Inuit, there are notions comparable to laws:tirigusuusiit, things to avoidmaligait, things to followpiqujait, things to do
having a gf sounds like the gayest thing imaginable
also known as a juppvote
I will grab the koyaanisqatsi by its horns and drive it over a cliff
>>217148748reckon having a bf is gayer
>>217148759hows that gay
>>217148756that's really VERY funny
>>217148756>>217148756strange thing to do to a film
>>217148755your post would never receive a juppvote
>>217148759you'd know
carry fucking diego
>>217148589it's alright mate i've got solar panels
>>217148777not only does your post receive this official juppvote, but you also get my congratulations on those digits.you really went the extra MILES!
>>217148790i just know his pubes grow all the way up his dih
>>217148782me done
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_rocks
>>217148814scream how did you know that
googling how to receive a blowjob
he cutea shame
>>217148840the subheading being "or at least, that's what he thought"
>>217148840indians must be laughing at this
I've got a hair knob tooMight have to start waxing
mental how beef sausages are basically the same as pork sausagesalways have em when i go to paki countries like turkey or egypt for a cheap holiday
Remember when teenagers used to work these jobs?
>>217148886they're not really though
>>217148886Usually tons of filler in middle eastern beef dogs FYI. Only about 60-65% beef. The rest of it is some söy compound
>>217148893no
any aussies had the zinger bahn mi is it any good
>>217148893yeahremember when deliveroo riders were students on bicycles rather than brown retards in fiestas
>>217148899same bullshit in them makes them the same like >>217148901saidmaybe you're getting higher quality beef sosij than i've been served but yeah i'm always p surprised by how similar they are. might be wishful thinking!
beef sosij is good
>>217148926pork is better
pork sausages are good for a meal but for a hot dog you gotta have a beef sosausge
>>217148886yeah
got 16 (You)s in this thread
'cause it goes on and on and on,and it goes on and on and on, yeahrorke throws his hands up in the air sometimes,sayin', "ayo, gotta let go",he wants to celebrate and live his life,sayin', "ayo, baby, let's go"
beef sosij doesn't actually exist, it's just wacky Bruce making stuff up for laughs
boards.4chan.org/int/thread/217148978boards.4chan.org/int/thread/217148978
had chicken sausage in a dubai mcdonaldsthat was utter wank
neewwwww
>>217148886Nothing alike.
