Germans unironically think they have the best bread in the world.
They do
>>217153294And they're correct
It's better for some things, worse for othersblack bread with soup is horrible
Rye is Jewslop
>>217153341>>217153343Kill yourselves right now!
>>217153294Your "bread" contains chemicals that you don't even find in the refuse of russian industrial plants.
>>217153422true, you don't find much bread in the refuse of russian industria plants
>>217153381rude!
Germans be like >Guten morgen! Would you like ze slice of ze pumpernickel?
>>217153605Did you know in Germany they have a word for slicing bread correctly?
>>217153422WE DONT ZE COOK PORK IN GERMANY!
I'm not a fan of the hard, dark and bitter stuff but I know they have a ton of variety.>>217153673Ah, yes, slicingbreadcorrectly aber auf Deutsch.
>>217153861mouth-watering image
>>217153294they do, your pic is not related that is all
I hate these kinds of bread.
>>217153422i bought american bread from aliexpress and i must say youre wrong, it tasted exactly like the water from our Bychjiasperma river (nearby AsbestosMercury & Co. factory dumps its waste into that river)
>>217153861>hunger-provoking image>irrelevant, time-wasting text
USamericans be like>Howdy! Would you fine folks like some cancer causing petrochemicals in your air?!
>>217154084didnt you guys give up nuclear energy to breathe coal
>>217153422apparently some of their "bread" can't even be legally sold as bread because of its high sugar content, same with their cheese. a lot of it can't be sold as cheese so they call it """"cheese based product"""they cut it with a bunch of other shit like drug dealers do with baking powder and coke. this is your brain on deranged american hypercapitalism
>>217154084Unironically, cleaner air than Stuttgart
>>217154290American sliced bread loaves apparently contain all that added sugar to keep it fresh, something to do with the yeast being able to eat the sugar and keep the bread shelf stable
germans worship BBC and lick them daily basis.
>>217153343>t.
>>217153294>>217153861>>217154365We have all 3 in Poland and it's all delicious
>>217154575Rye is ingrained in Jewish culture THOUGH
>>217153294And theyre right
>>217154341lmao what. yeast doesn't survive the oven m8, and if it did your bread bags would blow up and you'd get drunk from bread
>>217154575>makes your outdated food better is... le bad!
>What is bread?
>>217153294>really high in fiber and micro nutrients compared to any other breadof course it had to be american
>>217155431having to specify some ingredients are not bleached is quite telling senpai
>>217155802i ve made this several times never comes out like this
>>217155358apparently*I don't remember the details but it was explained to me as something along those lines. It's not just for taste even though that is part of it
>>217158331if you actually believe this you're even dumber than the person who tried to tardsplain itnothing survives an oven, not even botulism spores. you'd have to mix baked bread, yeast, and sugar pulp, and shape it into something resembling bread, but maybe that's how it goes in ameristani don't even know anymore what passes as food over the atlantic
>>217158650I don't care enough one way or the other to pick away at the finer points of baking science. It was a one-off conversation about bread. If it was wrong as fuck, then whatever it was wrong as fuck.
>>217153343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfASHu4dNy4
>>217153294that looks very good
>>217158326https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F16pIqP5qjc
American bread is a Space Age superfood
The top reason why germoids say their pumpenpumperseeden rye bread is better than white is because 'its healthy'Sounding like those people in china who think that drinking cold water will make your spleen shrink
>>217158826aight, wasn't trying to be overly rude, it just doesn't make any sense. or how prisoners supposedly use bread for the yeast for toilet wine. 'no'. fruit will ferment by itself, adding bread to it doesn't do anything. crush any fruit, maybe add some water, wait, and you get wine. wait longer with air exposure and you get vinigger
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>>217153294>Germans unironically think they have the best bread in the world.Of course they have, by opinIons of German Judges. When it comes to that is the best thing on planet Earth, the personalities of the judges are very important. Every nation has its own spirit, his own judges. There is no universal, there is only the national.
Keinen Bock einen Fred zu machen und keiner der oben ist passt: Ich bin gerade eine STunde im Stau gestanden um nach Scheißdrecks Br*men zu fahren, hab auf einem von diesen Drecksüberteuerten Parkplätzen geparkt und musste mich trotdem noch zehn minuten zu Fuß bewegen wodurch ich mich mal wieder an diesem tYPiSchEN BreMEr ChaRMe erfreuen konnt. Sprich: Scheiß Migranten unde degenerirte Softi-Linke Lauchs, nur um dann festzustellen, dass der scheiß abgesagt wurde. Auf den Rückweg dann nochmal drei Stunden scheiß Stau, weil irgend so ein 3er BMW sich selbst deleted hat. Dieses Scheißloch ist so am Ende und ich hasse es jedes mal dort zu sein. Das nächste Mal wenn mich jemand in dieses Sündenpfuhl einlädt schlag ich ihm die Schnautze ein.
