Early, /cum/ won't be so kind

>>217155753
I'm autistic but can do impressions/mask fairly well for work situations. I just come off as a little cold or aloof if you don't know me well.

FUCK YOU
YOU FUCKING DICK
ALWAYS NAYSAYING EVERYTHING I CREATE
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
YOU CREATE SOMETHING LIKE INWARD SINGING

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>>217155887
can't m8, they've done everything in their power to earn last place. even africans are fed up with them.

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The Possession Of Michael King is a good found footage horror movie.
It is about this smug atheist who is making a documentary where he does a bunch of black magic rituals to show that nothing will happen and demons and supernatural forces aren't real.
However, he ends up getting much more than he bargained for as he finds out the hard way that the demons are all too real!

I think Israel coerced American public schools into showing kids Fiddler on the Roof in the early 2000s.

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I could go for a cool billion, you?

>be a nation of immigrants
>complain about immigrants
US could never be what it is today without immigration, and it's the reason why US has done so well

>>217156027
i'd be chilling forever with just 1 million

>>217156051
we want white immigrants

I actually think it's kinda cool that America is filled with people who look like mutants and eat toxic sludge and go on random murderous rampages. It makes me feel like I'm living in some sort of scifi Weird West setting.

What would a fascist american flag look like? would it be the same but the blue is colored black instead?

Keep on with the force don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough

>>217156135
I'm about to blow your mind: It would look exactly the same.

>>217156119
It would be cool, if I didn't have to go to work

America needs more pyramids

peeramids

>>217156301
Every town hall building should be a ziggurat

hope kanye west is doing well

I made some pancakes out of popcorn. It was okay.

>>217156400
Umm why? He's a retarded nigger

>>217156403
sounds fuckin disgusting

>>217156135
Extra stars for subjugated new states like Canada, Baja California, Greenland etc.

>>217156501
they just tasted like normal pancakes but with a sort of Fritos-esque aftertaste

listening to chill beats at the moment

>>217156551
Stop doing that

>>217156548
so did you grind the popcorn into flour? or like make popcorn and then lump it up into cakes?

My body is changing, and it scares me.

Uff is bangin
Feadz is bangin
Time to get low
Do the tootsie roll

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>>217156551
>>217156562
>>217156563
Do you like this song?
https://youtu.be/BVZ-Ul6gBtM

>>217156563
You grind up the popcorn. Popcorn flour, a couple eggs, and milk. I saw it in a korean tiktok

I want a vw beetle but I don't want the cool cowboys driving around in their trucks to bully me

why do ppl like that car so much

>>217156573
Mfer is going through puberty

hello

I'd rather beat off to women than beat women
I'll drink to that

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Cookies are in the FLIPPING OVEN

Might make a ham sandwich

I'm still standing AI covers were all the rage back in the far off year of 2023

a few of my most recently purchased songs have been inexplicably removed from my itunes library.

maybe i'll eat lunch today.

Is there a good secular argument for the average man to marry his romantic partner?
Back in the day, a man had legal power over his wife, but now it seems that men actually lose power in a relationship by marrying.

nephew PAYS for music.....on my life

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>purchased songs

the catcher in the rye is incelcore
>>217156911
women desire marriage less than men

stoopid man

>>217156051
why would we want to "do well" when we're watching you privileged fuckers come here and get degrees as a first generation? clearly it's a better deal to be born in a low cost of living country and then come to America to study in college.

me chinese me so dumb me stick finger up me bum

This nigga buying noise

>>217156916
i pay for music

>>217156051
Eventually, a nation can have reached a threshold.

My nose hurts like I got punched but I didn't. What's going on?

>>217156937
You can't expect women to be rational actors. They benefit more in marriage, even if they don't recognize it

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they're doing this to me tomorrow

>>217156983
Maybe you pick your nose too much or you have a zit inside of it

>>217156983
Symptom of Ligma.

>>217156618
>tiktok food
>from asians

bruh

>>217156983
I had something similar to that, it's morphed into an itchy feeling later then I sneezed out an inch long nose polyp

let us know when you make banana bread batter into pancakes

>>217157058
Gook viral meme foods are incredibly popular with foids now, you must be living under a rock

its over brosss

I have to go to the grocery store tomorrow like a fucking slave.

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just found out the local foodbank is in dire need of donations. apparently all the jeet foreign workers and """students""" clean the place out every week and there's nothing left for actual Canadians who can't afford to shop at grocery stores.

what a GREAT fucking country I live in.

it never began

india won
ai won
crypto won

you lost

>>217157138
good

>>217157138
bad

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Kanye is a jester now
he gets away with anything

What year is it

>>217157138
neutral

bbc won. timmies lost.

i thought them niggas was getting sued

>>217157301
Stop ban evading redditjeet

/b/ is unironically better than r*dd*t these days

make up a new word, define it, and use it in a sentence.

I still goon to you sometimes

>>217157138
No system built with good faith in mind survives contact with jeets.

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Imagine eating this good.

>>217157138
around the time those ICE raids were first starting up you could see huge lines of latinX coming out of this church on my way to work, I guess they were getting free food because they were scared of going to the supermarket.

>>217157241
Didn't he apologize to some ultra orthodox jewish rabbis or something?

>>217157340
Postslop
Noun
An online post that is low effort slop, barely worthy of viewing or consideration.
"I didn't reply to that postslop asking for a new word"

this nigga is gooning to a lego minifig

Thanksgiving is just a harvest festival. There are similar holidays all throughout the world and throughout history.
But Injuns want to make it about themselves all because of a story started by a woman in the 19th century

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i wonder how the economy does during this black friday

>>217157369
Looks gud

>>217157471
North American Injunz have this unique ability to control NPC minds. Like if they say anything then it is considered a fact and they are automatically an authority on the subject regardless of the reality of the situation. Who else could just demand to get all the land in a country and actually have people who aren't themselves injunz agree with them?

Fire Water and its consequences have been a disaster for injuns.

too cold to get out of bed.

>>217157575

My friend used to go to reservations and shoot drunk/druggy indians with paintballs and I really look up to him for that

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no but really why are chud grifters like that

>>217157620
He's a patriot.

>>217157629
>tf
>tp
I have ovendodger fatigue

A significant portion of Injuns pretend to be Latino. They even adopt a quasi-Chicano accent and wear Raiders merch despite growing up on a rez in Oklahoma

I have a fat cock I’m sure it would hurt if I put it in your butt

has anyone been a passport bro within the US? I don't want to find a woman that isn't my race and I heard that places like applachia are poor as fuck and generally pretty trad?

>>217157688
Isn't that just limited to injunz in the Southwest and surrounding areas like Oklahoma as you mentioned? I can't imagine some Eskimo or PNW totempole type injun doing that

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>>217157530
Ty for your kindness

>>217157715
If you want to passportbro with White women why wouldn't you just pursue an Eastern European or Balkan woman then?

>>217157575
Same thing happened to the Celts before the Romans decided to genocide them for daring to self civilize

>>217157742
Now that’s some GOOD eatin

>>217157738
I've heard about this happening in South Dakota as well. I think it's pretty widespread

>>217157770
>dealing with the retarded thirdworld DEI hires that the US uses for national security checkpoints
No thanks

>>217157770
i'm considering that was well. but US is ideal because less of a culture and language barrier

>>217157629
Stew peters is so retarded it's insane. I can't even imagine what his fans are like

>>217157629
Elijah is such a faggot little bitch. Classic case of a closeted peter puffer, and he married a jew and mutilated his son's penis.

>>217157818
Just get a sweet petite tight little indonesian

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?

>le I'm le dipressed le based contrarian & redpilled hipster le rageguy faggot
it's not fucking 2014 any more
get a job
get a job
get
a
job

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just got back to the apartment. i'm tired like a motherfucker. i must've made 10k steps. i saw everything there was to see in eindhoven and utrecht. tommorow we're gonna visit amsterdam

Part of being an adult is having sores on your penis that never go away.

>>217157994
10k is a short walk brother COME on

Mother sent me a box of Christmas cookies but there were ZERO Nutella ones
Not cool! She only made jam ones for the GF

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I suffer

>>217157988
why

>>217158003
I got a pimple on my dick once, still have the scar

>>217157988
Stopped reading because you said le twice in the first three words

>>217158093
Chicks dig scars

Im a nigger

>>217158141
Noted. Anything you like about being black?

>>217158013
my average is like 1k

>aurochs is outbred to extinction by cows
>nobody cares
>arowana is being outbred by domesticated variants
>US bureau of animal faggots who suck horse cock and have AIDS: NOOOOO YOU CANT IMPORT EXOTIC PETS THEYRE ENDANGEREEEDDDD

I'M JUST A NOTCH IN YOUR BEDPOST
BUT YOU'RE JUST A LINE IN A SONG

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Just ate a Thanksgiving sandwich
Leftover turkey, cranberry sauce, and stuffing, all on sourdough bread

Spalexma - We are Charlie Kirk

severe lack of indians and poop in this cow video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvUzWjFYSsk

i hate sex

It's okay to fear what you don't know

>>217158453
Do you fear safety and a life without the daily threat of narco violence?

>>217157742
looks dry. needs mayonnaise and s&p

>>217158491
nigga you nasty

>>217158491
I like it dry. If you want wetness take a sip of coke.

If any fictional character was literally me it would probably be adam sandler from the movie happy madison

>>217158664
I'd be jesus

going to puff on some za after which I will eat some 'za

>>217158698
Why do you behave like this?

>>217158719
cause I can afford to broke ass nigga

>>217158664
I'd be the dog from air bud

>>217158697
Jesus was real though even if you think he didnt do jesus stuff he was a real guy

You faggots are too chicken shit to realize that the last 50 replies were all made by Jasonjeet himself

>>217158763
Have you met him?

Bought beer earlier and the cashier acted like it was the biggest inconvenience when I asked for a bag

>>217158763
you could say the same about santa claus or lao zi

>>217158800
Did you get carded? Did he make you pay for the bag?

>>217158795
I knew a Jesus who did landscaping at my parents' house

Gotta have Haus Musik all night long

>>217158795
No but there's more evidence for him being real than a lot of other people i bet you think were real

>>217158823
Santa Claus was actually real

>>217158642
I don't want to spike my blood sugar

>>217158800
Why did you tip him?

>>217158823
How does your mind go from Jesus or Santa Claus to Lao Zi

>>217158868
No but I sucked her dick

Denounce Martin Luther right now

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>>217158874
I know the truth

>>217158901
I only tip if the person tending to me is white

Its really awkward when you're watching a movie in a plane and suddenly it has a graphic sex scene

blacked friday

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i felt fantastic during the day but now i'm fucked again

Nigger day

>>217158938
Have you also had this short where some guy on a plane skips a gay sex scene just now

>>217158959
The snow outside is thicker than my dick right now why should I even leave the house give me a compelling reason canuck

jesus santa and lao zi are all fictional characters who were based on real people

Should i start taking zinc if i masturbate a lot

Bought stuff for parents and brotherberg hurray

Christmas time is here
Happiness and cheer

>>217159005
Yeah when the GF and I started trying for a bebe I took these supplements and my cum shots were massive

>>217159005
What's the deal with this zinc thing? I heard that if you have a girlfriend and you're having sex with her frequently, taking zinc somehow helps shorten your refractory period and maintain longer erections is that true?

>>217158859
I have no health conditions so this is my strategy!

>>217158987
don't

>>217159048
I don't know but im embarrassed to buy it from the store because everyone is going to assume i want to shoot massive cum loads but really i just read that if you cum a lot you should take zinc for your hair

Ordered a new sofa for 1600€ today :(

I love cumming and I think about sex constantly. I wish I could think about sex even more but I don't have enough time

there was a new study saying that vitamin d and k supplementation increased schlong size

>>217159157
you are gay

>>217159157
same i wish i can stay horny after cumming so i can cum again

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>I uh.. I was up all night watching cocksucker blues covers on youtube
>I don't even know why I'm here

should I get with a black single mother who's barely 10 years older than her daughter?

>>217159296
>barely 10 years older than her daughter
doesnt compute

>>217159296
how is that possible

might read romance of the three kingdoms so I have something to talk about with chinese people

Imagine having sex with a 20 year old and her 30 year old mom.

>>217159323
>>217159325
She was raped obviously but hes probably trolling and you shouldn't give posts like that attention

za is currently getting fried as am I

>>217159339
I try not to dwell upon such base and perverse thoughts

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>>217159286
She was never REAL
SHUT UP

i can't possibly imagine having sex with anyone

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A small story which never happened
I said ouch! This really hurts
That can't be this has been
Practiced for millions of years
Therefore we are
Yes, but I, I'm a boy
A small story which always happens
I said ouch! This really hurts
This could well be
But this has
Been practiced for millions of years
Therefore we are
Yes, but, you're a girl

The idea of having sex with older men has lost all its allure since turning 18

Computerberg shut down for no raisin

>>217159391
same

>>217159344
it's a very common sight in my town and the mothers are always giving me bedroom eyes like they want me to swoop in and rescue their family.

>>217159431
computers don't need raisins to shut down

I said I was Jewish to win an argument at college, and now I have to continue the lie so I don't get in trouble for bigotry

>>217159431
stop putting your stupid action figures on top of it, they're interfering with heat allocation.

I'm so high right now oh fuck I'm seeing colors nnngghhh

>>217159466
There is no town where 10 year olds having children is very common

>>217159509
>hits weed
>*blast off*

>>217159510
For real. If there were such a place, everyone here would know all about it

>>217159005
just eat more animal products. you don't need tablets

>>217159510
it's called an exaggeration for effect, ESL. they were probably 12-14 when they had these kids.

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reddit bans and shadowbans all my accounts
I'm minced meat I'll never shitpost again

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Praying for those circumcised dudes out there who aren't muslim or jewish

>>217159157
i only do it like 3-4 times a week. some folks here do it that much daily

>>217159573
Please stop posting here

>Trump says US land action against alleged drug trafficking networks in Venezuela will start ‘very soon’
worrying

>>217159586
I've been here for 15 years and I will be here for 15 more (in conclusion: suck my dick)

>>217159391
why not?

>>217159602
not my problem

>>217159619
He can't imagine hypotheticals.

>>217159602
>sends illegal venezuelans back to venezuela
>immediately sets out on fixing their country so that they don't have to live in a shithole
why do people hate him again?

>>217159472
what was the argument?

>>217159602
make Everybody Except America Great Again

>>217159647
He sent them to El Salvador retard

>>217159713
same thing

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About to go to the gym the day after thanksgiving. I’m sure nothing will be wrong

Had a dream I confronted my high school bully

>>217159602
Hope many die on both sides.

>>217159713
some just got sent home (like onlyafro)

>>217159761
Tbis. A good bloody war would thin out the golem zogbot population in the US at least a bit.

It's that nigga 2.Skoop, the Long Beach Eastsider

Some people think the CIA can do anything

Go make AI pictures

I'm a ninja turtle

I'm a yoplait demon

My le benis! Help! It's my le benis! It... Le benising again!!

Did you motherfuckers act like you forgot about Dre?

Remember when Cenk Uygur ran for president and collected donations in spite of it being illegal for him to run

>>217159946
yeah because Eminem utterly eclipsed him and his empire of cheesy West Coast garbage.

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canadians be like
>tayvs

fuck my 67 life

>>217159994
More like because Dr Dre never released detox

chursday innit

canadians be like
>yeah I'm from man-a-tuba

Bitch ass niggas can't hang

Going into druk threads on /tv/ to insult the alcoholics even though I'm also drinking

thinking of sepuku

Having my face buried in my pillow as life fucks me in my arse

>>217160079
if i wasn't such a pussy i would've done it a long time ago. ideally at the first grade of high school

>>217160077
i think it's wildly inappropriate to talk about hanging bitch ass niggas on Black Friday. very disrespectful.

>>217160165
Why would you want to make momberg sad

>>217160079
What's sepuku?

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I pirate GOG games despite them being DRM-free

>>217160191
beginning of a new age. your sufferings and worldly pain ends instantly, almost like magic. it's the antidote to every problem out there

Im fucking ugly as fuck

>>217160231
Why?

>>217160231
I don't know what those acronyms mean. Sounds like a bunch of gay nerd shit.

>>217160248
What did you eat for dinner?

My manga came in the mail

>>217160231
>>217160276

he pirates "gay on gay" games despite them being "diseased rape meat"

>>217160310
how exactly can "mange" ejaculate?

All this learning, yet it's availed me naught

feel like a man baby

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>>217160310
i hope it was written by uncle ted

>>217160253
it's free

B I T C H N I G G A S
I
T
C
H
N
I
G
G
A
S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cznpPMomJXw&list=RDSEhnE97vRTY&index=14

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2006 zoomer here. How did people pass high school and college before chatgpt existed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_wzjltZ8tU

Zoomie poor bait

>>217160444
Studying

>>217160180
she's already sad looking at my shitty life

>>217160467
that's boring af

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>>217160444
different ways of cheating or fast-tracking. i usually just did the required work, which isn't hard unless you're a tard. that being said, you find ways to skip just poring over 3,000 page books and get to the meat of what you're writing about.

most of my stuff was research and essay based so it wasn't an option guess on multi choice exams, you had to write 500 to 1,000 word answers in real time during the exams. not sure how zoomers manage to bypass that kind of thing unless they're allowed to just have their phone with them and turned on during the exam.

>>217160444
are you a cute twink?

there's like a ⅕ chance your soulmate was born in India

>>217160504
No it's not, I enjoyed learning

special k cereal? I'm a fan

>>217160538
trick question, indians don't have souls

>>217160618
With the freeze-dried strawberries?

Haven't been on 4chan in 3 weeks but I hope you guys weren't rotting here yesterday.

if anyone needs me I'll be in my k-hole

>>217160749
i was as always

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>>217160693
I get the chocolate kind

>>217160749
I was playing GTA and the lobbies only had 10 people each, guess it's a normie game just like this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gATsNrzcr1s

You really shouldn't eat these processed cereals too much, they're loaded with microplastics and detritus from the process like feces, wood shavings, etc.

Have an intense argument about religion

>>217160792
source

What

>>217160795
Denounce Quetzalcoatl

Peeping the new midwestsafety

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>>217155935
Anybody here have a robot vacuum cleaner? Are they worth it? How much did yours cost?

Use this for the new

watching videos of crows and ravens. they are so cute and they make cute noises

Toast with peanut butter my go-to breakfast

Nobody who runs for president and has a chance at winning can be trusted

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Would you like an 'eater friend?

>>217160873
what kind of bread, what brand peanut butter, do you butter the toast first, have you sliced banana into coins and put them on there?

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*dj kahled voice* anotha 1

>>217160897
Yes

>>217160923
>Brazil and France
L, those are good posters

>>217160944
ah yes reading that annoying french faggot bitch and moan about being drunk and wanting to kill himself everyday sure is fun

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>>217160944
This is not true

>>217160969
He's a kindred spirit and the serb is ok too

Fucked around with the leg press machine lmao

>>217160981
kys tripfags are dogshit and you're a faggot for enabling him

Sacred Blade

>>217160944
Brazilians are self-obsessed and only talk about their country or how much whiter they are than us or how much we are the cause of all their problems while the French are just arrogant retards

French people are like black people that came out white

asked the canadian to source his claims and he clammed up

>>217161065
That's Russians and Irish

>>217161065
No you're thinking of slavs

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>meet someone new at college
>"what are you majoring in?"
>computer science
>"LOL OMG DUDE YOU'RE GOING TO BE UNEMPLOYED AI IS GOING TO DESTROY YOUR CHANCES OF A CAREER I HEARD ALL COMP SCI STUDENTS ARE FUCKED"
haha wow haven't heard that one about my major before nope not a gorillion times

>>217161049
Literally me

Ignored an American and he's still obsessing over me

>>217160809
Yes,
cereal and other common food products are widely found to contain microplastics. The primary source is believed to be the plastic packaging used for manufacturing, processing, and storage.
How Microplastics Get into Cereal

Packaging Shedding: The thin plastic bag lining the inside of most cereal boxes is a major source. Each time the bag is opened, handled, or sealed, small plastic fragments can detach and fall into the cereal. Ripping open individual instant-oatmeal packets or granola bar wrappers can also create particles that drift into the food.
Environmental Contamination: Microplastics are ubiquitous in the environment (air, water, soil), which means they can be absorbed by the cereal plants themselves during growth or settle on the grains during production and transport.
Processing Equipment: Chemicals and microparticles may also leach from plastic processing equipment during manufacturing.
Storage and Preparation: Using plastic bowls and twisting plastic caps on milk or juice bottles can also introduce additional microplastics and plastic chemicals into your breakfast.

Health Implications and Mitigation
While the full long-term health impact is still being studied, research suggests that ingested microplastics may be linked to inflammation, immune system issues, and metabolic disruptions. Some studies have also detected plastic chemicals like phthalates and bisphenols (BPA) in cereals, which are known endocrine disruptors.

NEW
>>217161134

>>217161139
this nigga puts his health in the hands of a robot lol

>>217161139
cringegpt

>>217161105
Every major has their own version of this interaction

jason has threads up on /v/ and /r9k/ we're all posting there while goshcel and dalitleaf bicker here