Rorke's gone dyke edish
bad mums with big bums
disgustingly early
time to uma horse game hard into that uma night
annoying how the police will stick you with a fine if you so much as touch your phone while driving, meanwhile modern cars all basically have an ipad in the centre console
right well i think the first few posts have set the bar too high personally
I just want to die for Israel!!!!!!
in australia if you go like 3km over the speed limit you get a ticket lol
eggy bread for dinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyyN1QleLcoh yeah thats right lads get on it it friday cmon get fucking on it yes lets fucking go lads get on it
>>217158355drinkwater? sure looks like he is
Not a fan of 'the black people'
the guardian rated zootopia 2 2/5 so i might actually go watch it now
>>217158399you are a sick, sick man
>>217158383i had no idea that was a real band thought it was just a shit it crowd joke
I played the horse game like 8 hours straight yesterday on 4chan right? I only used 4 toughness (0 gems) that makes me happy :)
>>217158405iktf (i know that feel)
wish me luck gang, i'm still locked until the 4th and when i saw my girlfriend earlier and told her i'm going to a black metal gig with two of my hot dyke friends tonight, she fed me a cialis pill and sent me on my way
>>217158405the guardian rated getting a boner to sexy rabbit 2/5 because there was no black cock involved. 2 points for the racemixing implication
Ham...And....Cheese...TOASTIE!!!
me and mousey off to the cathouse soon
>>217158399reginald kenneth dwight
Sneezing like a man addicted to sneezing
ʳᵒʳᵏᵉLEFTYPOLǃǃǃǃǃǃ
>>217158436why would she give you a cialis
Low dopamine so might initiate a goonsesh
>>217158451why would mice want to go to a cathousewouldnt they avoid it
>>2171584686 7
Rorke just needs a shag then he'll be lefty
>>217158478
>>217158211>its 2025>you can admit some dogs are fit
>>217158467>67SCMRAINV
>>217158506looks like some of the girls at unfold
>>217158486rorke isnt going to start supporting immigration and racemixing just because he gets a shag
Farting a shite out onto the floor as is my right and prerogative
>>217158506Gio Scotti. Sex Supreme.
Had a fisting chemsex sesh last night
>>217158503>>21715850967 scream
>>217158486and your side is a cult. a weird cult. a death cult. a cuckolder and or cuckold
>>217158506would love to scran a bowl full of her snot
>>217158546>Anonymous 11/28/25(Fri)18:11:03 No.217158546▶wow how had i not heard of her beforeactual 8/10
>>217158486Yeah shagged up the arse maybe
Gio Scotti doesn't knowThat Fiona and me Do it in my van every Sunday
>>217158548How was it
>Trump hands Putin Ukraine’s occupied territories || US president sends envoys to Moscow with peace plan that recognises Russia’s war gains?
the left has upset me, AGIAN
Alone in my cold house watching other people play video games
>>217158632Rorke's Life.
>>217158632im gonna go play videogames (uma game) myself I just have to review new bakushins performance today and have sex with her
>>217158626>Here's how Ukraine can still win
>>217158658Blog on.
>>217158611Theisting was very intense. It's the furthest anyone's been inside me, the furthest he has been inside anyone. I experienced conscious sensation in my actual intestines for the first time. There was a moment where we realised he was stroking my spine from inside my body.
tummy hurtswonder if ill poo myself
finishing the porno puzzles ladshttps://jiggie.fun/JEBTIw
ripping all my teeth out and starting anew
wish my day was waking up and having sex with all the female horses with a cialis >>217158713OK PCP anon
for me it's minecraftgot minecraft planned for tonightwe've got a mod that has planes n airships and we're gonna go on an airship exploration :D
>>217158667>67
>>217158632this but i'm watching a shemale on chaturbate dildo her chuff
>There was a moment where we realised he was stroking my spine from inside my body.
>>217158667You need to be in jail
>>217158733s
>>217158667>67omdz
Did Jesus have a dog?
Have to take a train to the airport and then right back again just so the gf doesn't have to take a train back by herselfCosting me £20 and 3.5 hours of valuable Friday night timeWhy didn't anybody tell me that gf toil is such complete and utter HELL
>>217158776no
day 2 of putting mint on my penis to go to sleep with I didnt do it yesterday because my foreskin was pulled back and it was like 7AM anyway. also my foreskin has been retracted like all day every day. anon this is probably bias as it mightve been happening since before I applied the mint day 2 of mint on my penis I did not put mint on my penis
>>217158777why can't she get a train by herself?
What do you think Jesus thought of crabs?I'm a big crab lover (both to eat and to look at)
>>217158737dont get how people watch F1 when that verstappen guy or norris guy win every race
>>217158776Nobody knows, but there is general scholarly consensus that if he did, then he probably had sex with it
orange lucozade
>>217158777just play Pokemon Go on the train on the way there :D lucky its £20. when you started saying all that shit unprompted I thought it was going to be about the train fares. £20 for 7 hours of fun, £3/hr thats decent. I guess not because you could gacha for much less
>>217158819nectar of the gods
>>217158819sport i hope x
>>217158811had some crab sushi earlier as it happens
>>217158792prefer not to say
>>217158785can you prove it?
Back from my incelmotorwaynightdrive
>>217158811leviticus says they shouldn't be eatenso jesus probably never mentioned themhis opinion would be they would be unclean
rorke fuming
>>217158884no but there is no reason to think he had one
>>217158904Oof, Rorkeypops meltdown incoming
imagining my own funeral and feeling emotionally moved
>>217158888I think I wouldn't be friends with Jesus thenall things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small all things wise and wonderful the lord god made them all and that
>>217158904>>217158927>54.3% renewals>still among highest energy prices in the worldleftypol: haha rorke you wont like thisstate
>>217158904the wind is going mental right now desu! fucking Ireland leeching of course
I love my british frens
going to go get incelbeers and incelfood to consume in my unwashed incelflat while watching incelyoutube and staying up to incelbedtime later
>>217158953
>>217158946a crab bein gunclean to eat does nto make it great >>217158962...yhhhincel
Wahey! On the big pints tonight boys!
>>217158949Baited for this exact response
dogge
>>217158998>i was just pretending to be retardedWOWZERAs
it's called "hey, you, me"hey,you,me,me,hey,hey,you,you,me,me,mehey,you,me,me,hey,hey,you,you,me,me,me
>>217159014Glad I could bulldoze you so easily
diego typing with his feet again
how do you dial the letters in american phone numbers
rork lies just as much as leftypolactually kind of insanethe landscape has eroded rorkes pride /righteous cause
I'm just saying if you're not supposed to eat it it shouldn't be deliciousNot supposed to eat poo and poo isn't delicious
>>217159030is it in chinese
>>217159035nah not atm>>217159031congratulations i saw a retard and called it a retard
mad how peng mini pork pies and sausage rolls areimagine a massive plate of them covered in gravy
well rorke
>>217159064>congratulations i saw a retard and called it a retardLooking in the mirror were you
rorke used to be righteous and based facts and logic, used to be just. he gave up telling the truth to be right
>>217159063nah it's a dance song. i wrote it about a girl i met in the gym. i thought, "hey... you... me" as in, hey we should have sex together. then i made the song.
>>217158949
just stole some lads song gonna go make millions off it back in a bit lol
toby archive
Mental how God's not real, eh lads?*Winks at camera knowingly**Canned laughter track plays*
Colonel Hans Landamaxxing
>>217159085done him
>>217159077yeah shes fit obviously. I saw a fit old woman today but this is literally that girl 4chan posted all of the time in the pre-cancer days with an old filter on or grey hair id let her rape me if she threw herself at me
>>217159116no archives
Well rork
>>217159109you cannot match my dulcet tones thoughever
>>217159085no i replied to you>>217159095imagine thinking a screenshot of a notoriously unreliable source is evidence of anything but your retardationprotip imagine if gas was cheaper because... wait for it... wait for it... there was more supply from our natural gas reserves... oh wait... we just import the gas to make up the shortfall instead costing the consumer MORE and causing more pollution because it has to be transported furtherthe average "eco" fuck is mega retarded just like average vaxinsaniacremember when it was the greens who ended nuclear power the only actual chacne at cheap clean energylmao
>>217158904>biomassrorke has been pushing for us to burn them for ages, why would he be upset at this
>>217158792Rapelad
>217159095retards arguing with retards, retard 2 types into AI "how doe dis work doe" because retard 2 is like 40 years old and a Xtourist
>>217159152>no i replied to youNope
leftypol insisting on ordering a long black and not an americano then getting a twitch in his chastity cage
Leftypol eating a 3 cheese margherita Rorke eating a BBQ meat feast
>>217159176leftypol ordering for pickup to get his daily steps in
>>217159172yup
>>217159176>76
>>217159201sc
>>217158321rudest thing a German has ever said to me here
whats it called when your smart in the head but cant express yourself in written form
well rorke?
chokeslamming my 87 year old granda
>>217159235extra stupid
>>217159235its called retard cope
>>217159235being retarded
>>217158572starmer's britain. nanny state gone mad
I'm thinking Dorsia, Saturday at 9 pm.
another new song of mine. it's called "hysterical"hysterical,she's so hysterical,she needs a hysterectomy, now she's hysterical,she needs a hysterectomy, now she's hysterical,the doctor reckons that to solve her problems medical,she needs a hysterectomy, now she's hysterical*disco breakdown*
>>217159139cancer
>>217159265who the fuck eats at 9pmare you an arab?
>>217159247>>217159255>>217159256actual just mean now >>217159280are you listening to Bo Burnham
>>217159280does this go to the tune of modern major general
>>217159288>t. never been to dorsia
>>217159235
>>217159293i never have no. if that pun's already been made before in the form of music then i suppose i'll have to shelve the song
>>217159316tr,,,
>>217159287will be rolling on her swimsuit I think, sitting on 90k gemmies so I'll still have plenty for the festivities
>>217159294nah it goesuhts, uhts, uhts, pahbalalalala uhts pah
>>217159360don't know what that meansgonna need you to vocaroo it for me
sir Jacob Rothschild
can't imagine a worse fate than being a gacha game player
>>217159399LICK THAT TUMDUN DUN DUNLICK THAT TUMDUN DUN DUN
>>217159392not very imaginative then are you
>>217159392really? you cant?
>>217159409best song anyones posted in this thread so far, thanks deegs
im a complete failure and will soon take my own life
>>217159235autistic
>>217159435why
>>217159435dont do that
>>217159392even worse than being crushed feet first by a slow moving steamroller?
>>217159432np
it's called "jesus' penis" (pronounced jesus penis, not jesuses, unless written that way)his penis,oh jesus' penis,i want that jesus penis please oh jesus jesus,that jesus penis,jesuses penis,oh jesus' penis,oh jesus,oh hey*disco breakdown*
playing gacha (horse game sprint)maru keeps coming in 1st in sprints
(8) blacc friday blacc friday BITCH (8)
>>217159519>>217159501
>>217159519grow up
horse
going to have a nap whos joining me
>>217159553no horses
taking that bumtoy earlier has given me a new respect for pornslags that do double anal or arse fisting and the like
>>217159576im an umbunny am i allowed? x
SO
is Bill Gates trying to be Jesus Christ
can't stop sneezing it's mentali've never sneezed so much
>>217159618... prefer not to say
billy no gates
Sir Pay Gorn
Bill 'Pearly' Gates
the black ’rseberg
horse!!!!!
if we have to brush out teeth everyday then why didnt someone create a drink like water or milk that has edible toothpaste in it? business idea
>>217159681mm looking good
>>217159681chopped up and flung into tesco "beef" burgers soon
>>217159705um
>>217159681fnorse
Radio Taisō (ラジオ体操): A famous and long-standing Japanese tradition is "radio calisthenics" (rajio taisō), a series of morning exercises broadcast nationwide by NHK (Japan's public broadcaster) since the 1920s. This is a common cultural reference related to the word.
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
>>217159756snorse
>>217159767Saw Yotsuba doing this once
>>217159785Love them
eaten my din dins and did a big burp
poo chip
playing with the arse
eatin me poo
Starting an official fan group for Toby called the mouse maniacs
+16 speed +35 wit rainbow (but it is turn 1 of beach and radio)
my SATCHEL
Contraception and abortion should be illegal
and ridiculously, i have no chocciesfuming
wonder if you walked around china with the gigachad Xi Jinping meme on your shirt if people would find it funny or get offended
as always, lets give it a go
>>217159890Leftypol will not like this!
>>217159895Boomers wouldn't get it so you might get into trouble
waiter waiter there's poo on my chips
>>217159923nah i think they would intuitively get it not something you need to be in the "know" for but i feel like the gov/police might hate it
Rorke writing an anti-science manifesto on X after reading that he is most likely descended from dark-skinned people
>>217159634What are you watching tonight Deegs
and the gyaldem?
>>217159890The pill literally fucks womens brains I swear.>Source: My ex
>>217159898lets notbe quiet
you know one gender couldnt interbreed but the other could or something? I wonder what the Jews are up to again
>>217159952honestly matei barely even watch tv anymorejust such shite so repetitiveeven "prestige" shit i'm so far behind onjust rather stick the music on and vibe you feel me
Rorke nipping into Tesco to buy a Diet Coke, bag of Chex mix & Snickers bar
>>217159953Dead and gone
Where the fuck were you for all that time deegs
>>217159963Yeah no shit
>>217159999you know 4chan is in the pits sometimes it's not even worth the effort of coming herealso work continues to be busy with insanity of government etc
What a pretentious fuckwit
>>217159929indian waiter: what seem to be the problem sir*laughing track plays as rorke looks disgruntled towards the camera*
I demand an apology from Mousey By dawn
>>217160014ah yeah i assume you mean the cp spamgood to get away from it all sometimesGod bless
>>217160014>work continues to be busy with insanity of governmentwhat do you mean
>>217160037god bless
Sipping a wheat beer
Mental how deegz is like 40
Love again; wanking at 7pm(Surely he’s taken her home by now?) The bedroom hot as a bakery
>>217160037oh no that doesn't bother me
>>217160040they basically want to end the feasability of any small or medium sized landlord
Miriam Margolyes is on Graham Norton tonight Did the old woman fart and say the F-w*rd?
>>217160069Being a landlord isn't work
>>217160069disgusting little parasitic organism you are deegz
>>217160065frfr no less mental for me>>217160080utterl yunberableable>>217160089hs?
>>217160067Evil little worm
>>217160069Holy fucking based
it's insane how much hotline miami 1 more kino than hotline miami 2 is
Christmas shopping part 1 for me tomorrow. Getting it done early dee lads x
40 year old landlord christian man who posts about tummies on 4chan and listens to the gayest music imaginable
fun fact: when diego posts "ha" he's not saying "how so" he's thinking about when the next high school disco will be so he can cruise for chicks
carry fucking diego
mousey's gone gay lads
>>217160130dont get it
on the super noodles
>>217160118True although 2 has its good monents but is way too incoherent
>>217160130yeah this joke didn't land earlier either mate stop wasting your time
on the banana and blueberry homemade smoothies
and the latest on cynthia and ariana?
all the freaks doing overtime in /brit/ ever since EW killed herself. She kept these weirdos in line x
just the poo of uswe can make it if we try
>>217160174dead in an apparent murder-suicide
>>217160184Might actually watch wicked if this is true
>>217160174still vile trollops
>>217160181This would have been good 20 years ago
massive star guest tomorrow here in /brit/ Anna Soubry will be popping in between 2:15pm and 2:50pm answering all your questions
>>217160193yeah apparently ariana was trying to force feed herself her own shit to avoid gaining any weight and cynthia just finally lost it
sir vile trollop
All women should be arrested
God if you love me give me this
>>217160182
>>217160216she's ugly as fuck
do you think peep show is the british equivalent of seinfeld?they're both comedies about amoral 30 and 40-somethings who live purgatorial lives and refuse to grow up
>>217160182the seasidenonce news too much for him to take?
>>217160216get some staqndards
>>217160174>>217160208all the toilfus have been talking about this
>>217160233willies
>>217160216skinny bitch
>>217159890good post
>>217160216imagine kissing her right on her fairy
>>217160216She was SO HOT in season 1. My little heroinfu, why did you take the Bogpill?
genuinely feel like england will win the world cup if jude cuntingham continues to get mugged off by based tommy toosh
>>217160235this is the current theory, yes.
Love Philip Larkinhated jfs like the best of themalso massive incel
>>217160236Those are my standards mate
>>217160285That is not how God works okHe cannot force you to stop being a worthless incel
>amoral 30-somethingktim
+80 carrots to my collection75 carrots for completing all of todays missions reward
>>217158687puzzles are done lads come have a look yeah
>>217160247tyty
+67 carats
+1 to his post count
gonna watch limmy tonight. hopefully its blind date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9qQMIbFHHE
+1 carrot to my tummy :3
Jeets are everywhere. Everywhere. Fucking hell. They're fucking everywhere.
+20 years in the can
got two trophies on 2nd place SURGE to BAKUSHIN the late game stretch (lost with 1050+ speed 600 wit before EX)
rorke blowing up ryder's carleftypol watching a cutscene like a cuck
>>217160279wouldn't have thought he'd mind too much what with trannyism being a paedophilic cult anyway
>>217160335>limmyHa ha .. Down to Earth .. Top Scotch comedy .. Lmao ..
>>217160286>In 1943 Larkin was appointed librarian of the public library in Wellington, Shropshire. It was while working there that in early 1944 he met his first girlfriend, Ruth Bowman, an academically ambitious 16-year-old schoolgirl.[32] In 1945, Ruth went to continue her studies at King's College London; during one of his visits their friendship developed into a sexual relationship.right
I cant train wit more than that its like 700 wit
thoughts on giving oral to escorts?
>>217160374yes he shagged; but everyone shagged back thenwhat made him an incel was his jealousy and ennui
>>217160397utterly braindead post
>>217160364nah it's the deleted channel that sent him over the edge. he doesnt care about Marie
love larkin love me
>>217160374Nothing wrong with a 22 year old shagging a 16 year old
>>217158687>>217160315might celebrate with a 'appi wank
>>217160407Get a life you fucking tragic incel FREAK
>>217160364the end result will be suicidemark
wheres the threadmeister
there will be no more /brit/sit's over
>>217160421i've had sex
>>217160374Corr lucky bastardAlways knew he were baded
I had straightaway adept but lost in that run thats a powerful skill but the 1/11 level 3 I always get if its kitasan or some others
>>217160396zero-sum game
don't bother making the new, i've already forgotten the zinger i was saving so there's no point nowhope you're happy with yourselves
look at some point you've just got to accept that 20th nonces were kind of based
>>217160486No
>>217158687>>217160315well donehow you stared at that ugly slag for four hours is beyond my imagination
GET THE FUCKING NEW MADE RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING GAY BOYS
>>217160509she's peng
>>217156272>>217156272>>217156272we're in here
>>217160484you were going to say gay porn poo screaming
>>217160531>>217160531>>217160531real new
>>217160537>>217160537
>>217160536>>217160546um
