they call me the incredibly small-penised virgin edition
gay porn poo pong mcplop
>>217160531idk how some people are so unstylishlike it takes effort to be that bland
>>217160531asian girlfriend
Back from disc golf. Now it's thanksgiving leftovers and watching christmas movies with the family. You?
>Robber who kicked and punched pensioner for cottage pie jailed for his murder
>>217160567it's still more soulful than deano with his gold chain and tattoo sleeves
>>217160567what sort of haircut do you get deegs? x
thanksgiving leftovers for tea
munching down on a golf ball
lone wolf because +5 power +stamina is 1:1 and in the next event for example I got +15 power +5 stamina which is 3:1, and regular power training isnt 1:1
just closed my robotic gate
you know summat that non-uni cunts dont appreciate is the additional difficulty of attempting to comprehend the most complex shit imaginable, compounded by the fact professorberg is from the deepest depths of China/India with dogshit English finding near identical lectures on youtube given my gents with an RP accent was such a gamechanger
>>217160594SHOTBACKAND SIDSELONG ON TOPYES BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
the vindapoo
https://www.zara.com/uk/en/kids-girl-skirts-l425.html
/brit/'s thoughts on the DEATH of Mr Peter Whittle?Oesophagal cancer, caused by smoking/heavy drinking.64.
>>217160567they're forced into something they don't want to do
>>217160621UM
>>217160615corrr saar*sticks hands in and starts scranning it*
>>217160615why've you put lard in it
>>217160630what a peculiar looking an d shaped woman
>>217160612My Indian supervisor kept bragging about his supervisor's supervisor's supervisor was Alan Turing
>>217160630Patriot down
ladsindianswhat do
>>217160630sex
>>217160659which one
>>217160655i reckon if you order food deliveries all the time instead of learning to cook or even dragging your arse out to pick up your own takeaways you deserve everything that happens to you
>>217160655Deserved for supporting the delivery industry
ordering 36 bottles of water on deliveroo(yes im brown)
>>217160687agreed
>>217160645check out the nationalities she's mixed withshe's the UN in one person
anime
any black friday deals lads?everything looks equally as expensive as usual desureckon it's all a fucking CON
>>217160531alarmed at how this is basically me
>>217160678prefer not to say
did you get any help from bank of mum and dad then
For me it's 32 has best boobies this is true O_oBut 3 has most kissable tummy, best hips, and prettiest face so she wins
>The daughter of South Africa's former President Jacob Zuma, has stepped down from the South African parliament after it was exposed that she recruited men to fight for Russia in the Ukraine war who didn't know what they were signing up for and are now on the frontline without their consentabsolutely bizarre
thinking about buying a polo shirt, a black one with white stripes around the collar and sleeves
>>217160755noi've lended my dad about £8k over the last year
>>217160586Looks Irish
>>217160712ah yes yet another 'attractive woman blairite who larps as a conservative and gets multiple political commentator gigs straight out of uni'
just woke up. time to get racist.
>>217160779DIEGO CAN WE GET AN OPINION ON THIS
>>2171607672,3,1,4
>>2171607672 has the best face
Father in law just told us he's got lung cancer and possible throat cancer. Doubtful he'll see summer 2026
>>217160826objectively wrong3 and 1 have better faces
>>217160798i never stop being racist. even my dreams always involve committing hate crimea
>>2171607672 >>>>>>> 1 > 4 > 3
>>217160531was absolutely "that guy" about 10 years ago but thankfully I was able to divert myself down a different path in life x
Why are all keyboards wireless nowadaysI've already got a wireless headset
>>217160755No
>>217160808it's probably awful but it could be ok need to see a picture
>>217160755They paid my uni tuition (and public school before that) and I had a £1500pm (later £2000) allowance throughout my BSc, MSc, and PhD. That was between 2008-2016.Saved for a house deposit myself though.
does being kind to girls actually make them like you or is that larpis it worth bothering to put effort in
>tfw she's starting to cure my racism
umbunny meetup
went to uni with a guy and a girl who were each a couple of years older than me (and weren't dating but they were good friends) and i used to call them "mum and dad"
>>217160857yeah different patht o f4chan on a friday night LMAO
>>217160879>1500pmrich fuckgenuine tarqI only get 800
the tunes are too good today
Im irish
>>217160735that's because it isthe entire thing is a giant con to trick sheep into going on a shopping spree
>>217160898ktim
>>217160880thought the opposite was truebe a mean cunt and they get their knickers in a bunch Their erotic literature suggests they like fellows who are proper cunts to everyone but has a unique soft spot for them - so perhaps the truth is a mixture of both.
>>217160856awful taste
>>217160880being polite to them works but only if you can pull it off in such a way as to not suggest that you're trying to manipulate them into getting their knickers off
>>217160898holy cringe
>>217160896imagine the smell
>>217160934lush x
>>217160933is that your "official" assessment sir?
>>217160847i'm so sorry to hear that. best wishes to your family
>>217160767arr rook same
>>217160963yeh
>>217160894Why shes shite
>>217160905Wasn't that much left over after renting a one bed flat.
>>217160880they absolutely like it if you're nice to them but you can't go too overboard and make them think you're some kind of simp. Throw in the odd criticism or playful "neg", don't instantly say yes every time they ask for a favour etc
I'm 28. All I've ever wanted is a girlfriend. I've always been bi-curious and on some occasions been with guys but only fleetingly and always thought that I would rather get a girlfriend. But I think i've given up.Today I ceded to a bumwank and it was intensely pleasurable and I realised that if I can't have a girlfriend, I should just get a boyfriend. This is really bizarre for me and I don't know if i'm just at my wits end and I should keep hope of getting a girlfriend or I should be thankful there is an alternative. I honestly don't know what to do. I'm actually normal functioning adult as well which only makes matters worse.Thoughts lads?
>>217160894luv her
>>217160932i reckon that's the key - to not make it seem like you are interested in her whilst still being normal
>>217161001what's this about then
Lush porn x
>>217160531Nothing wrong with those garms except for the glasses. Pic related would be an improvement
>>217160879need your kind taxed to extinction
>>217160880kindness is important but that alone doesn't make someone attractive. and if you have to make an extra special effort just to be kind to someone you supposedly like then that doesn't really bode too well to begin with, does it
>>217161021>eblog on you boring bastard
hello friends
>>217161032Depends on the shape of your face
i literally laugh out loud at some posts here
dadbergs dna test has come back and apparently he's like ~98% English and 2% Ukrainian. No clue where that comes from.
>>217161021do you even tryare you well groomed and go outside99% of the time with incels is because they don't even attempt and/or do nothing for their appearance
>>217161032the NPC cuck glasses lol
>>217161028Prison call
>>217161057ktim except only my own
>>217161032if you need glasses you are genetic detritus
>>217160531God I hate those jackets. Who the fuck goes into a store, sees those fucking puffers and thinks>Yeah I love looking like the michelin man
>>217161021Go into the priesthood
>>217161085they're well warm
>>217161085reckon they'd be quite warm and cozy in freezing hellhole sverige
>>217160531I wear those glasses and jackets (navy and brown, never black) but I'm blond and blue eyed. wear chinos and dress shoes too. have never owned a water bottle.
>>217161059ukraine probably
>>217161059DNA companies running a very obvious propaganda campaign
>>217161085they're warm as fuck and weigh nothing
How does a person see this in the mirror and not feel horribly embarrassed and ashamed? How is this the image you want to present to the public?
>>217161047>Midget>Ugly>40 years old>spent every friday for 7 years namefagging>Most boring person on 4chan>Even a literal tranny is more popular>>Calling anybody else boring
>>217161115>(navy and brown, never black)that's even worse
>>217160988most of us house share during uni you despicable creature
>>217161121mental how clever you are
once lost my boss £600 because I was selling this thing and misread a handwritten label for £750 as £150sold it to an Australian man who was well chuffed and decided not to correct me on my mistake
>>217161137only 3 of these are tre
>>217161032sir kier starmer's specs
I've noticed the women I work with daily have all been significantly more friendly and chatty withme in the past month or so and I can't figure out what's changed
rorke's fit
>>217161130[Scanning...][Scanning...][Scanning...]ERROR: 00.00% British Culture Found!
>>217161059maybe a jew
>>217161001 I'm inaudible for everyone every day. Complete nonentity me.
I really miss the YewKay. I spent some time living out there in a northern cathedral town and it baffled me how utterly at home and calm I felt all the time. Every day that I had the time I would walk from my apartment and go wander around the cathedral. My own home neighborhood is like a little old-stock American hold out (~50%) but as I grew up all the surrounding areas got totally replaced, and my hometown has started to shift rapidly in the past few years. Lifestyle was a billion times better in the UK.I feel like the places I’ve felt most at home are 1. My home area, but rapidly becoming a brazil-style situation, dealing with constant discomfort and rudeness from increasing foreigners 2. Anywhere I’ve been in the Yewkay outside the big cities 3. Super rural dirt poor 95% white american countryside.Problem is idk how I would get a career started with my doctorate, salaries are much better in US, and there’s no pipeline/support network like the indians/pakis have for each other. My grandmother came directly from Skye in the Hebrides so maybe I should just say screw it, abandon a career, and go live a small-town life up there. Maybe I can go into a more intellectual side-work using the internet and turn it into a decent income eventually. Should I retvrn?
>>217161130looks like my GP
>>217161162Crafty aren't they, aussies
>>217161199fuck off we're full
>Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana's Your Party set out choices for official nameYES LADS
if a normal person lived my exact life, they would have offed themselves years ago
>>217161130if he lost the soy beard and maybe the glasses he'd probably be relatively good looking tbqh
>>217161219the winner must be Gay Mong Party
>>217161179I started spreading rumours through the office that you have a 10 inch willy your welcome x
>>217161050hello :)
>>217161199Ain’t reading all that g but if you’re whinging about America being shit you’re a fucking retard who doesn’t know how good he has it
what does rorke listen to
>>217161162my colleague writes 1 and 7 nearly identically, does my head in
>>217161224That means you're one tough cookie fella stay strong mate x
>>217161130doesnt look that bad at all?
>>217161141he's baiting youbut i don't understand the vengeful attitude people have when they see someone who had a more ideal situation than them, like they've been wrongedmaybe one day you will have children and their peers will hate them because you were a good supportive parent
>>217161199if there's a cathedral it's not a town it's a city x
>>217161241rorke supports the australian music industry
>>217161219Gwarn jezbollah
>>217161081There have been some very successful people who have worn glasses
>>217161214I only don’t live there already because my great-great-great grandfather and great-great grandfather did multigenerational service in conquering/ruling India. Spent so much time there that my 2x great grandfather was actually born in a garrison lol. Then we worked in trade to/from US/England What did your ancestors do to build/maintain the Empire?
>>217160855BASED
>>217161247yeah, it is infuriating especially when it's somewhere where numbers really matter like price tagsat least put a line through the seven
so which one lads?
>>217161219Hilarious how utterly they fucked it
>>217161265so? still a foureyes freak
>>217161179have you changed your appearance in some way?have you changed your attitude in any way?
>>217160531this is without the glasses
>>217161219>Your Party>Our Party>Popular Alliance>For The Manyfucking hell how are they all so shit
>>217161234th-thanks lad
>>217161236I lived in a depressed northern manufacturing town in the UK for years. I’m aware how bad it is. I just personally loved it.>>217161256Fair
>>217161279Pakis for Palestine?
>>217161279Why didn't he just join the greens
>>217161279>>217161299shuold call themselves Reformed haha
>>217161062My appearance is genuinely really good and I get complimented lots. I go out and actually meet people but I just have only a few friends and none of them are in my city, so its hard for me to meet girls without any friends to go out with. The other day I went to a writers group and I was literally surrounded by so many fit young girls, but I'm just a random wanker on my own. I find it so hard to keep up conversations with girls when they have all their friends who want to talk with them plus all the guys they already know. Idk
>>217161318UM x
>>217161199no you retard, not in that situation at least
Popular Alliance probably sounds a bit too racist for leftypol
>>217161329That’s the perfect place to meet girls desu.
>>217161285Who cares about glasses. I doubt Bill Gates cares about it too much when he's living in his massive house and flying in his private jet.
>>217161329holy derranged cope lmaowhat a fucking postwhat a fucking insane cope post
>>217161343Popular anything doesn't sound like leftypol lolllll
might get some drugs, ent had any drugs in a while
>>217161299>>217161279https://strawpoll.com/GJn44OlX6nzright then ladslet /brit/ decide
>>217161318are the non-demi curious, semi-binary relationship rumours true
>>217161342Why? I really don’t give a shit about making much money.
>>217161349get new material booooseen the same tranner for the last five threads
Why don't they call it something normal like the Democratic Socialist Party or something
when bill gate loses his glasses he just buys a new pair because he'd lose more money searching for them
mate finally asked me to come to the pub with him but its too late, im hungry, and havent showered and cant be arsed to
>>217161407holy whinyoidget over yourselfincel freak cREtin
my mrs
>>217161255>he's baiting youNo I'm not. I was paying £950 for a pretty shitty ground floor flat in Cambridge back in 2016 at the tail end of my PhD. That's half of my allowance before bills. I houseshared for six months of my BSc after moving out of uni accommodation but I just couldn't stand sharing a kitchen with people. Dirty bastards one and all.
>>217161219Party McPartFace
>>217161406Why doesn't he just get superior rpbot eyes instead of faggot glassescunt's got like a quadrillion dollars he can't buy anything he wants
I honestly stopped posting on /brit/ for like two years. Before I had the biggest tranny fetish ever and always posted about >tfw no qt trap gf. Yet when I stopped posting I literally never thought about trannies since.Really makes you think
This year the Australian radio station Triple J released the "Top 100 Australian songs", as voted by the public with 2.6 million votes counted.How many do you know? Are there any you feel missed out?(Please support the Australian music industry.)
going down on FTM
>>217161286appearance is largely the same although I've put a tiny bit more effort in latelyLiterally the only noticeable difference is I started sharing a ride to work with a female colleague (already spoken for)are women really that predictable? That I go from invisible to getting fawned over just because I started spending some alone time with a female?
>>217161460once had an Australian friend who got really surprised and shocked whenever she put on some Australian song and I didn't know it
>>217161476in my experience after I got a gf women started being way more flirty/touchy with melike touching my shoulder (so often why), sitting close to me, trying to talk to me aloneevil little creatures
known this girl for over two years now. she flirts with me, smiles at me, touches mebut it's been so long and nothing has happened that i cant be arsed anymore to deal with her facade
just reading about that tower block fire in hong kong lads.
I feel at home in the Brazilified america
TIL when when bill gate gets a 24 pack of quorn nuggets missing 1 nugget he loses money emailing quorn that's how rich he is
>>217161482do you recall what she played? also, ever shag her up the arse?
>>217161534>Wang Fuk Court
>>217161539because get a grip just go email a bunch of companies telling them that you ate it and shit yourself
proto-gf sent me a photo that had her legs in it and i noticed she'd missed a spot when shaving them and i got the ick
>>217161551the song that goes like "I'm going to marry that girl" and Young Blood
>>217161583ick ick ick ick ick
There were only 66 they shorted me one nugget
>>217161460Out of the top 20, I could only hum the tune of Somebody That I Used To Know, Thunderstruck, and The Less I Know The Better
>>217161583tell her she missed a spot to see how she'll react
the good thing about turning 30 is that a lot of your insecurities start to fade away, so for example when a zoomer calls you "unc" it has no effect
The old Nicktoons ranked, your thoughts?
>>217161642never been called unc in my life
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV8P2maWmcU
heatherpaedo booting the canada proxy
>>217161662because no one wants to talk to you
>>217161653invader zim is shit, i rewatched it recently and realised it's nowhere near as good as i remember it, it's just annoying to watchalso angry beavers is underrated
>>217161675glad someone else has finally caught on
>>217161668looks a bit like that french trannycorimagine dua lipa had a cock
>>217161642why are you speaking to children grandad
I heard youre a racist now father
>>217161716>>217161716imagine being at a beach bar and u get to stare at dua's tummy all the timehonestly would be heavennah ok heaven would be getting a lil lick of it hah
do my fucking eyes deceive me is diego back?
>>217161718i like to tease my gf about being a zoomer because she was born in 1997 and she likes to tease me about being old even though i'm only 2 years older than her.i think she's actually quite insecure about turning 30 soon because she keeps telling me that she's looking forward to it, which smacks of denial and cope to me. getting older is harder on women i suppose
>>217161746
gf born in 2000me born in 2004like to tease her about being old
>Search for British man who fell from cruise ship off Tenerife coastLeave him, the ocean has claimed him
Why is brit full of pussies and cowards ?
>>217161760put a baby in her and that insecrutiy will plummet I assure you
>>217161783corrbet she loves a bit of youth
>>217160531that's just mancore
>>217161278>at least put a line through the seventhat's what they do on the continentthe proper British way is to just have a vertical line as a 1. if you're putting some sort of serif in top but NOT a line through 7s, you should be publicly flayed.
>>217161796don't know sorry
>>217161760FONT
>>217161787first jay slater now thisreckon there's something off about that island
Im 27Thats not oldIm a young man
mycofuchu
>>217161796hard to not be one when the country is a literal dystopian nightmare shithole
>60 years oldageing is a choice xx
Honestly think I hate boomers more than I hate having immigrants around. Partly because boomers are responsible for immigration but worse they are responsible for the cultural destruction of the UK and then blame immigrants. How is it possible for an Afghan family to come here fleeing the taliban and set up a business for their family but boomers, who hoard all the wealth, just sit on their arse. You walk down east london and there are shit loads of local businesses. How the fuck can pakistanis sustain local businesses but boomers who made a shit ton out of property rises, just sit on their arse. Immigrants all have strong communities, yet English people have their communities destroyed. To some extent you can't blame immigrants or politicians, its up to the people. Today my mum made some offhand comments about "well its better than eating bugs" and I was miffed that she parroted a meme started on 4chan that had somehow must have proliferated on boomer facebook and they all fucking believe it. How fucking thick are these people? And their the ones who have the largest voting block and are the largest market. No wonder this country is fucked.
>>217161834if you were a rockstar your life would be over by now
finished looking at the bad screen for 9 hours now looking at the good screentoo physically and mentally exhausted to enjoy it however!
>>217161815personally worried she'll want to get married in a year or two
>>217161859I wouldn't mind having sex with her...
>>217161885mate you're 21don't bother getting married until you're late twentiesstill knock her up now though
>>217161430gibs a tenner
>>217161859yeah but imagine the state of her fannydistended beef curtains, drier than the sahara
mad that this is happening to shitain right now
>>217161796Why is /cum/ a shit general? No gimmicks, no fun, terrible posters.
Reckon having lived in London my whole life has made me quite cultured so that if I were to move to some dinky english town I could get a qt small town gf with the click of my fingers. Think i'm going to move out after xmas and give it a go
Nick Land is the Belgium poster.
captcha: UWNKRum
>>217161940a woman is not defined by her fannyshe has chebs and a bum too
>>217161859yeah definitely not cosmetic surgery or anything
>>217161954holy cope
>>217161966a woman quite literally is defined by her fanny since it's the most primary of primary sexual characteristics
>>217161954this is literally mebut all the deanos have em monopolised
arse getting reverse blacked by a massive poo
a woman is defined by her lack of a willy
myco little protein
*enters brit*
>>217162011Fuck sake deano take the pissWhere did you move to?
>>217162002ummy x
>>217162045demonstrably false
the name field has my name in the autocomplete.shall be deleting some autofill data before the next steameration session
sinead oconnor had some bangers
>>217162059was enjoying that until she showed her arse and cock
>>217162065remember my phone started doing this once, scared the shit out of me
shes top dog
>>217162059could tell that was a man even before seeing the knob
>>217162065Option field has all my email addresses
>>217162060go on and demonstrate it then
Had a spicy pizza and now I have hiccups, fuck my life
>>217162090>>217162104hiromoot needs to get his arms around this problem and sort it out
>>217162084>>217162103cope on
>>217161783don't believe you
>>217162105>>217162059
gmail autoattaching photos of my willy to all my emails to She
>>217162106just tell yourself out loud that hiccups are stupid and that you don't have hiccups and that hickups are for retards over and over and they'll stop
>>217162130what reason would I have to liewe met while I was doing 2nd year of my undergrad and she was doing a masters
>its boomers fault!>its liberal white womens fault!They never blame jews do they?
so tired
>>217162059
where's EW?
>>217162150Didn't work and now I'm a retard
>>217160630One of Britain's finest, very well spoken.terrible news all around
>>217162160it's very weird for women to date younger men at that age
>>217162150why are they getting worse
>>217162119lol imagine someone accidentally doxxed themselves
>>217162168we don't interact, okay? x
lool
>>217162169in the cage under my bed :?
crazy how jannies can see what you type in the post box before posting it
>>217162199Why? Who do you believe I am?
>>217162185fuck i fucked itshould've put the email in the name
AI is destroying lives
>>217162226a very boring outer/int/ poster that doesn't belong here
>Prostate cancer screening should not be offered to most UK men, say expertsLooks like the experts have spoken lads, and they're ok with thousands of men dying unnecessarily every year.
>>217162229gemmy
>>217162234reckon she should do porn
went on vacation to scotland couple of years agoin edinburgh we encountered a begger saying he didn't have any money for food in broken english and asking us for money, i said hed have to dance for it and he actually did too lolwe put on spice girls and made him dance for like 10 minutes before we gave him the equivalent of like £2 loooool
>>217162254
on the boozetoil as per fucking usual because im a grim alky bastard
im a veteran of the culture war, i was wounded in 2016 in the great gamer gate battle being lead by general sargon of akkad
really don't get why people with gfs come hereor how you even get a gfwish i could be normal29 and never kissed a woman who isn't a prostitute
>>217162257Literally who gives a fuck you whining cunt if you’ve got symptoms you can still go to the doctor not everyone wants to get fingered by some doctor
RIP umdiepio DEAD
the raped canadian
>>217160531I don't know why polo shirts get so much hate, my wardrobe was full of them back when I was in high school but yeah as soon as I started college I kept reading people online commenting on how polo shirts look so bad on men and that only kids should wear them, both women and men constantly were shitting on them to the point where I don't have a single polo shirt left, and now that I kind of want one I've gained too much fat and my man boobs would be too noticeable
>>217161861Generally speaking it felt in my time there that you had some really intellectual and solid people, vestiges of arguably the greatest culture ever, sitting atop a massive pile of helpless cynics whose greatest ambition in life is to drink as much as possible in uni.Much of the whiter parts of the US are similar.
>>217162357Be you if I ever get my hands on you
>>217162321was on the strong cider last night and still feeling a bit rough even now so I'll be giving it a miss x
>>217162334> really don't get why people with gfs come hereBecause they don’t. 99% of people on here who say they’ve got one are lying and it becomes obvious once you start questioning them
>>217162334>kissing prostitutesirrevocably grim
>>217162177well she did mate so what can I tell you maybe she is weird
>>217162381get a wee hair of the dog in you x
>>217160531i had those shoes they were great i loved how that guyish they were
>>217162334I'm not normal but I've managed to get really good at doing a believable impression of a normal person
Bought a new keyboard in the Black Friday sales :3 no more broken x key for me my ladssssss
>>217162384v good psot
weird how youtubers travel to china only to eat mcdonalds there
payday today might treat myself to a nintendo switch game :3 maybe final fantasy
>>217162438>>217162438
>>217162384Probably true but I’m in the 1% and brought my wife.>>217162433Usain Bolt solely ate chicken nuggets while he was in China for the Beijing olymptics.
>>217162384Absolute gigafreak post this
>>18601162damn does it really look all that faggy? I was about to buy a sweater like this couple weeks ago and then a female friend told me it looks gay as fuck when she saw a dude wearing one
