POV: You wake up in heaven
>>217162668I'd get a panic attack sitting in the middle of them
Norges midsskole as they only have mid girls. No latinas, arabs or indian girls in there, not even a single brunette
Ive always thought that in heaven I would basically be a god and just fuck around and chill
>>217162718Because you forgot to study for the BBC 101 exam?
In my nightmares I'm back in college sitting in a lecture hall with a hundred other students
>>217162668what's that other nigga doing in my heaven?
what does it smell like?
>>217162668Literally a language class in college in any country lolhttps://youtu.be/BvHCxAJ5AnM?t=489
>>217162718you just lack tacticsWhen you have a class like this, you dress up semi nice, come in just a few minutes late with a hot cup of coffee in your hands, excuse yourself and sit next to any of them
>>217162668heaven to indian men. hell to anyone else.
>>217163716roses
>>217163716whatever the last perfume to be virally marketed on tiktok smells like because women are mindless drones who will buy literally anything that they perceive as being popular with other women
>>217162668NHH
>>217162668Pass, I hated Norway.
>>217163524They are economy students. Pekka do you see anyone you like ? https://youtube.com/watch?v=-ByJPJ6OdMgBergen is the best nordic student city
>>217164774this nigga has 2 girlfriends, europoors dont suffer
>>217164823I guess if you are over a certain height then you can live life on easy mode in Norway. Women here are height racists if you are a manlet then its over for you
>>217163716cotton candy
>>217164409You can't hate us because we are innocent n' shiet
dyed hair is pathetic
>>217162718this
>>217163716Good, went to the same type of uni in Sweden, around 60% were girls of that type. I also came to the conclusion that rich beautiful girls have much nicer personalities than the uggos. Great parties as well.
>>217162668is this a gaming conference?
>>heaven>>all of them are just normie ass girls who just get worshipped by this buffoon for being blondeKek
>>217162668Which class is this?
>>217163716rotten fish
>>217163716like angels ought to smell
>>217169009BBC studies
>>217169009BBCology
>I'll never see this in my lifeIt's over...
>>217164774God they are all...so incredibly mid
>>217162668vapid congregation of bimbos
>>217170729Fit tanned blondes are major head turners.
>>217162668None of them have blonde roots, does this mean bottle blondes aren’t just an American thing? Do natural blondes into college even exist at all?
>>217162668Theyre not asian
as long as she has blue/green/grey/hazel eyes idc what hair color she has
>>217162718
>>217163524wait you guys get latinas in skyrim land?
>>217162668Cooking over mid blonde haired white bitches is the epitome of brown behavior
>>217173264>CookingI meant gooning. Fuck autocorrect. Ignore the jeet flag btw
>>217162668What's your behaviour in this situation realistically speaking?For me, it'd be watery eyes and an extremely wobbly mouth that I keep awkwardly tightened while eyes dart around the room like a loser
>>217162668that looks like hell to me, where are all the boys?
>>217174021boys from the same school in Bergen
>>217174021They're all standing behind the camera because they're shy.
>>217162668i wanna have sex with all of them at once, I just know they smell like sunflowers>>217164016>rosesthis>>217170729at least you get to see it now virtually>>217172531blonde hair has been bred out mostly>>217172549blue for me then idc>>217173966my heart would be beating like crazy
>>217174168>i wanna have sex with all of them at once, I just know they smell like sunflowerswhere does this idea come from? do you how vile women smell if they didn't cover it with creams and shit like that? their natural smell is rotten fish, like surstromming
>>217174193these women naturally smell amazing
>>217174193white women produce the same floral scent chemicals found in flowers
>>217174148half of them are balding
>>217174279>white women produce the same floral scent chemicals found in flowersthis is scientifically true and it's from the diets
>>217163954And then chad walks in, and they all fawn over him and you become invisible.
>>217174306>this is scientifically true and it's from the dietswhy are you stupid and gullible?
>>217174350fewer sulfurous and spicy foods means less that can mask the peach and floral lactones
>>217162668Why are whities scare of their own women? Or are you third worlders too.
>>217174148
>>217174496
>>217174496>>217174545i want to see them have a breeding orgy
>>217174545Look at this. Bloods and crips, peacefully coexisting. White women are unstoppable.
>>217162668Imagine the smell of their moist buttholes.
>>217162668>Heaven>Full of white womenThat's hell (heaven is full of Japanese women)
>>217163716Imagine the smell
>>217162718you were supposed to get a boner attack. I would constantly imagine them strip themselves naked and charging at my dick like semen zombies
>>217162718This is just like my masters class
>>217163524>>217172678>latinas There are latin nightclubs in Bergen city thought.
>>217174496every single one of them would be considered 10/10 in my country
>>217168989>is this a gaming conferenceGaming conference was last weekend ironically. Bergen has everything
>>217175530why are there old people and cute girls in a gaming conference
>>217162668it really is not heaven, it's dumb spineless bitches that will end up working in a jewish daycare #1 #2 #3... #42 and so on. NONE OF THEM are unique in any way, it's exhausting.you're fatigued from niggers and aren't thinking straight
>>217175587The old people are politicians who gave money for this.
>>217162668>>217170729even the dogs there will be falsely accused of rape >>217174717this guy gets it
>>217165055Isn't everyone in norway tall?
>>217175797155 cm to 170 cm are very common female height in Norway. Common male height are 178 cm to 190 cm.
>>217162668This are not dark skinned indian women and therefore is hell
>>217163716Blood and rotten viscera because they're all on period
>>217176184though so, kinda same as here too
>>217174496Me soyfacing in the back trying to fit in with the cool kids but ending up being cringe
>>217177623>largest distance between him and females. Wall of dicks blocking female contact >didn't have a red blazer. Brought his off-the-rack high school graduation suit >soyfacing >sits furthest back in a corner It's uncanny
>>217175103African nightclubs in Bergen have more rythm and soul tho and there are plenty of white people there too.
>>217162668>Most of them have brown hairIT'S SO OVER NORGE HAS FALLEN
>>217178811OMG send help. Send hair dye and head shaver machines
>>217178811Varg won’t like this
>>217162668Same. Theyre laughing at me and looking down on me I just know it.
>>217162668i would sit in the very back, i'd feel like the king overlooking my harem of concubines
>>217169002Blonde? Thats brown
>>217175596What emotion is that image supposed to convey?
>>217162668We suffers in Norway
>>217164054THIS
This thread is beyond embrassing
>NHHAbsoutely nightmarish place full of actual retards and the most unpleasant people you will ever meet THOUGH, only BI is worse.
>>217163716women's shampoo
>>217181598business schools are the same everywhere
>>217181705Strategically nuke every single one of them.
>>217162668POV: You wake up in Kashyyyk
>>217181598das rite. Anons are drooling over money grabbing students while picrel are graduate students from Bergen nurse school who save lives
>>217174285only browns care about that
>>217182652Second from third row could check my temperature from anus and then nurse myself back to health.
>>217162668I don't get it. Why is it heaven?
>>217182652God, we're such a hideous people.
>>217163716Perfume masking unwashed ass because they don't bathe regularly
>>217182652one of these things is not like the others
>>217182652>anons are drooling retards Nothing new here
>>217182905>unwashed norwegian teenagersYou have to be gay to consider that a bad thing.
>>217162668>You wake up in heavenFuck heaven, I want wake up in cosmos.
>>217177686>>217177623brutal
>>217162668Is it just me or do they have a certain scent to them?
>>217184103Salt, milk and coins.
>>217182652second from the third row is beautiful. everyone is totally unfuckable
>>217184103faint scent of african phallus
>>217162668You don't know what it's like. I've been in a similar situation as picrel.Heaven? more like hell.
>>217184302There's at least 5 girls I'd do lewd things with.
>>217181356me telling op to wake the fuck up
>>217182905Ehat brings you to such conclusion? All women i have been eith are really hygienic
>>217168953Whats makes them like that doesnt suffering make them better people o algo
>>217182652I am so fucking angry and sad that we don't ever wear our version of that ever.
>>217162668it would be heaven if they dyed their hair raven black and didn't have orange tan
>>217174307>chad>taking classes
>>217162668wow
>>217186646Only countries with SOVL can have trad dresses and Denmark ain't got SOVL
>>217190113I don't want to agree with you, but you're right here.At least we aren't like Sweden.
>>217162668nice
>>217162668>that classOn a scale of 0 to 10 how useful is that course they're taking?
Why are girls in my country so fucking orange?
>>217164054this unfortunately. unironically smelling the streets of india is probably better for your health in the longterm