caturdayi would like to introduce bugcat capoo to you allit's taiwanese mascot made by yarahell yeah >>217154398
>>217163419
>>217163448good job
ojji was going to post black hanekawa
>>217163492fatso catso
>>217163527release him
>>217163527me at work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyQ5UNIasXokek we already won>>217163500;)
>>217163528he is kept well
>>217163579is this ai?
I've decided that I won't settle for anything less than a fallen literal succubus that wants to make amends.
>>217163492thx>>217163687yeah
truth
>>217164167I like this one better
>>217164167yeah next week can suck a dick
Why did my character just have sex with someone who just ate the flesh of another human
>>217164797what are you playing
nighty frens
>>217164915wrath of the righteous and trying to roleplay a lawful evil lich, but the choices mostly make me feel bad. I'm a wuss.
should have killed her instead of having sex with her but uhhhh but
>>217165534
>>217165133sleep tight cat
>>217165587thank you for polish memes so I know who to look out for
>>217165706np dziubaskuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsPcUqIFnsM&t=64s
kino
>>217165866@grok what optic is that?
>>217165988occluded red eye dot according to internets
>>217165802this I know at least
>>217165988this one
>>217166107>>217166162thanksi never heard about them, what a fascinating concepthttps://youtu.be/TN3_ALlQrlw?si=WbjZkvYoqw8pf0vV&t=221
another sex>1h30 passed wew, maybe as a teenager
>>217166344goddamn thats amazing
>>217166393
>>217166688I completely and vehemently disregard 4chan as your incel safehouse. I'll care about you and whatever but fuck off with this shit.
>>217166835https://n.uguu.se/QjFzdTdP.webm
>>217166688Have sex buddy!
>>217166931'kaybend over
>>217166923usłyszałeś kurwa
>>217163448What a cute webm
I must be immature because xootopia 2 got to me, except work overzealousness actually won.
HILO KMFDMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-da7_6sx_c>>217163448do you have the webm where the blue thing rawdogs the girl?>>217167375I haven't watched ζootpia 2 yet.
>>217165192i have tried many times to get into wotr but the intro was so lame i couldn't do it
>>217165192>but the choices mostly make me feel badI have the samebut truth to be told in RPGs evil choices are often about just acting dumb and cruel for no reason, can't think of many games that did the evil playthrough rightbest I can think of is Lawful Evil path in Pathfinder: Kingmaker
>>217168046The only way I can play a character who does evil things is by acting on my impulse to do bad things just to see what happens, and then living with the consequences instead of reloading
night night
>>217168243sleep tight>>217167442no
gn
gin martini in my non v4 country
>>217171092Im gonna make liver patee today, you think it'd work with gin? prolly not yeah?
>>217171208weeks ago i made smoked salmon, dill & lemon cream cheese on a cracker to follow the gini like liver any time THOUGH
that said, i never had liver with bread or crackers
>>217167375i almost cried watching it твн
any v4sian up tonight
good morning>>217171899sup
>>2171720382 espresso and 1 gin martini
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0I2KhBUJww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOEAGZZoq7w>>217172038ohyou
imagine this: champagne with red caviar on buttered toast
>>217163448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOgoGCP7Ujw>>217172481gimmick, just as diamondsanon only needs pancakes with nutella and gulash
>>217172481i have no idea what caviar even tastes like
>>217172534like mud and fish eggshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VRFfOfn1mg
>>217172534red caviar is salmon eggies btwfatty fish have fatty egg
i'd sing karaoke but my GERD is fucking me up
>>217169525
morning nappers
>>217173145helo pigster
don't you just hate it when you just happen to be behind a woman when you're walking somewhere?i'd cross the street out of politeness because otherwise i feel like such a creepbut just moments ago, i was going to my car and as i passed in front of hers (next to mine), she locked the doors then drove off a second or two after ignitioni want to kms out of embarrassment, as i cannot recover from this faux pasty for reading my blog
cant stop hiccuping desu
>>217173365someone is thinking of you
>>217173365>cant stop hiccuping desui'm gonna scare you
>>217173295you mean she thought that you are stalking her?
>>217173407
Woke up early, good morning
>>217173436hi
>>217173407thanksi wont sleep tonight
>>217173436mornin
>>217173409>you mean she thought that you are stalking her?probably, i just met her today, she is a new bartenderthe karaoke guy was packing up and i had just paid my tab. i wanted to say goodbye to the old bartender, but she was talking to the new bartender. after the greenhorn left the room, i told the old bartender i'd come back tomorrow. i walked outside, and the girl was like 20 paces ahead of me
>>217173767
>>217173786ty vole vyliz mi prdel :--------------------DNEED VIET CZECH GF NOW
>>217173936glitched kot
pearls to piges
i don't feel so good
>>217174189*bonk*
>>217174189nothing a nap cant fix
>>217174189something wrong?
I started a fire with a piece of flint and a bar of steel yesterday, I feel like a caveman who conquered nature. that's right faggots, I invented fire, this is my planet now and all of you critters are my bitches. unga bunga motherfuckers.
>>217174233ok, Ill just flip a switch and use it to cook food then
>>217174233>t
>>217174233I kneel
>>217174233>I started a fire with a piece of flint and a bar of steel yesterday, I feel like a caveman who conquered nature.>that's right faggots, I invented fire, this is my planet now and all of you critters are my bitches. unga bunga motherfuckers.
>>217174232my tummy acid too strong
>>217174358drink some milk or chamomile tea
I won a student talent show back in elementary school by singing this song and playing my own accoustic guitar coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_Kw_0Ds8e0>>217174358dissolve some sodium bicarbonate in a glass of water and drink it. it neutralizes the acid.
>>217174358that sucks, i had that problem when i was was an alc*hol haver
greenhorn is the new english word of the day, btw
>>217174493getting horse dookie out of a tatami mat must be a pain
>>217174391>sodium bicarbonate in a glass of waterhelps in the moment, gives cancer later
>>217174507greenhorn: An inexperienced person; a novice, beginner or newcomer.
>>217174550horses dont poo
>>217174662>horses dont poothat's horse shit
>>217174665carloos
>>217174665heh
bunch of city slickers in here
i have to lunch with parents today, plans cancelled
>>217174814what plans did you have?
>>217174833doing nothing
have you ever throw axes?
>Tragické následky má páteční pátrání po 71letém muži z obce Vítkov u Tachova. Podle vyšetřovatelů ležel mrtvý v jímce pod suchým záchodem. Zatím není jasné, zda se utopil, nebo ho například postihla náhlá zdravotní indispozice. Policisté však předběžně vyloučili cizí zavinění.an elderly man drowned in a latrine, does this happen in your cunt
>>217174913yeah right after I oiled my beard while drinking a manly coffee
have you pet your kotplant today?
>>217174867damn, I respect those plans
>>217174935i bet it was some fetish shit
>>217174948based>>217174978and its all gone now..
>>217174964BURY ME BURY ME
>>217174913Yeah
>>217174964Mine made me wake up at 3 to fill up his water bowl, which wasn't even empty just low enough to tickle his whiskersStill petted him even though he's annoying
>>217173416>>217173563
>>217175202proud slave of mr. kotstein
>>217175225im scared of spooders
must... not... use.... an akm..
>>217175374why not?
>>217175816because I always end up using it and I wanna mix it up
I'm feeling bad for selling my PS2. It was just a piece of plastic I didn't even use anymore but there's that tingling in the back of my mind.
>>217175967I feel the same way about my old physical PC vydia collectionI've got all the games stored digitally now but I miss having several shelves of PC game cases
>>217175264I even gave him a kiss on the head when he came back to my bed, I'll never learn>>217175967You should feel happy for it because now it's getting used
>>217175967i still have mine but its useless it has a disc reader problem
feelin cute, might build communism tonight
>>217176419*destroy
maybe we should add turkey to v4
>>217176526how so?
>>217176556because I like kebab
>>217176526turkeys are stupid, they taste bad and aren't even native to europe
>>217176564>they taste badWRONG
I LOVE WATCHING GAMEPLAY VIDOES OF GAMES ILL NEVER GET GOOD AT AAAAAAAA
>>217176564lol
>>217176563well alrite
>>217176564>>they taste bad
>>217176563kebab is german
>>217176610worst tbing you can do
>>217176787is it you abdul von grueber?
>>217174759a mystery
Gm everynyan.
>>217177226>>217177123hai
>>217177038jawohl kardes
just finished my morning covfefe but craving a second one
>>217177567>morningit's half past noon
>>217177591yes, morning
>>217177621baste
>>217177656defy the demon
>>217176673>hungary>doesn't eat turkey
>>217177921i tried to make a joke that anon eats turkish people
>>217178040Yeah but if you were really hungary you would too
>>217177915fet
>>217177921speaking about eating... lol>>217175239
>>217178703Isn't that lore accurate? Or was pikachu off limits in the pokemon world
Had lunch. Now MHA with gf then nap.
>>217178087naah>>217178843sleep well
>>217178843Mount hand ass?
>>217178843Saggy orange-in-a-sock tits
>post shrek meme>none of the zoomer fags understandsad>>217178904ur gey
grandma's elderly kotshe hates everyone except me and grandma
>>217178991grumpy old guy
>>217179011*gal
>>217178991Handsome girl
>>217178987I thought shrek transcended generations
nap'd
>>217178987Stating facts doesn't mean I wouldn't pump and dump her.
>>217179151morning sunshine
why does this matter it's a tv
>>217179309because it's a "smart" tvif you don't keep its software up to date it might get hacked
what is the best way to reheat yesterday's burger? I think if I microwave it the veggies and sauce will boil before the meat gets warm
>>217179353Take the vegetables out first
>>217179344I didn't even hook it up to wifi how does it know it's out of date
>>217179397It probably just checks the system time against the last time it was updated, and if it's too long ago it starts bitching.
lunch didn't happen, stayed home and got a pizza
>>217179908Seeing all these cans makes me uncomfortable.
>>217180065whats wrong with cans?
>>217180078reminds me of my fridge
>>217180118you are afraid that a kot gets in your fridge?
they kind of forgot the bbq sauce from my bbq pizzait was good regardless
is this any good?
>>217180483looks like no mans sky, i didn't have fun with that one
me in the year 2070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRYwbGgd3XQ
>>217180913are you the cabbage king?
>>217180940just got 4 from Aldi with discount
>>217180913>>217180978cabbage :D
>>217181010I love cabbage desü
consumed around 1,5 metric tons of it the last 5 years and based on my blood samples I've stopped aging, even my greying hair gained back it's original colour
sziasztok almak
>>217181146oha
is Disco Elysium good?
>>217181204It's good if you like dialogue and don't need action in an rpg
>>217181264I don't mind text heavy games, but does the game some ideological bias in it?
>>217181274Probably, it's hard to make a narrative game without one
>>217181297then let me ask bluntly, is it gonna try to shove communism down my throat?
>>217181274not really
>>217181320From what I remember you can say commie shit if you want to, the narrator makes fun of you either way
>>217181324>>217181346okay, so /v/ was just making up shit again
>>217181361/v/ doesn't like or play games
>>217181146hi
had to go to a relative's house but luckily it didn't take longi was pre-pissed he'd rob me of my Saturday afternoon
>>217181146siema
seggü
>>217181474butt
>>217181274yeah, if you assume figments of an alcoholic mind are a good basis for ideological learning. it's mostly a personal story and all the commie shit it gets called is usually ridiculed, if you can read at least. I fucking cried at the late night ex phone call.
>>217181274complaining about ideological bias in a game where you make your own choices kind of says more about your own ideological biasthe complaints I've seen about that are stuff like how there's an NPC that makes "their side" look bad, or that you even CAN choose to play the story in a way they don't personally approve ofjust completely inane complaints that no one other than the ideologically indoctrinated would ever make
>>217181620I'm just parroting what I've seen discussed about it, I don't really know much about the game except that it's in my library for some reason
>>217181161>>217181446>>217181456yesterday i bought max payne bundle (1st and 2nd game)
>>217181690good grab, didn't have them before?
>>217181756nah
>>217181690fuck the jannerhow was this nsfw
>>217181792i deleted it
>>217181452it was almost the case for me, but thankfully i was able to do nothing all day
is she wrong?
>>217181667My comment wasn't aimed at you, it's more a of a general explanation. Because I've seen people from both sides of the political spectrum make oddly similar complaints about it. If you already have it, why not try it out yourself? It's a pretty good game and since there's no tutorial or anything you'll probably have figured out whether you like it within a few hours.
is this a good lappy?
>>217181985I will give it a shot after I finish up Valheim, Farthest Frontier, Crow Country, Blood Typers, Heartworm, Webbed, Hollow Knight and Valkyria Chronicles
>>21718203816 GB of ram doesn't sound like enough
>>217181204it's great>>217181320no, it's just /v/tards who never played the game (or have too low IQ for proper reading comprehension) who spammed this narrative
>>217182038Also gaming laptops in general are kinda shit, it'll perform way worse than you'd expect from the specs because it can't cool properly
>>217182306I bought a laptop with RTX 5090 to use as a replacement for both desktop PC and travel laptop, and it's honestly great so fardecently thin and light (can watch movies in bed comfortably), great performance even when playing for 10 hours straight, can run everything in 4kbut I assume there is a risk that it breaks right after warranty and I'll be screwed
>>217182413Yeah they're not great when you need repairs, but if you want a laptop you want a laptop
>>217182306>>217182193i just want something to reliably play videogames at work
>>217182038>16:10my sublime nigga
>>217182535it's enough for non-demanding games, don't expect miracles, but I'd try to find something with 32 GB of RAM
>>217182582ram is the only thing that's unproblematic to replace on a laptopif it's a good deal i'd go for it right away
December in two days
I hate snowless winter so goddamn much it's unreal
>"fuck it's getting really late, need to buy some food before the stores close">look at the time>15:43
>>217183120I hate snow so this is ok. I hope global warming is real and we never have winters again.
knorr spicy cheese soup with garlic and donatello chicken pizzadrinkin tea and mtndew spark
>>21718318317 zaraz
right, I need to go to the store too
>>217183183Is that late or early?
>>217183363egezege
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lF2qEA2cw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaYWy3eHtCM
gonna be eligible for the karen haircut soon
>>217184045do you have long blond hair?
>>217184045what's the karen haircut?
>>217182038>>217182306This anon gets it.Paperspecs are good, but it will be trash anyways
>>217183910doesn't work with a cute girl singing
craving mielone
>>217184172do you need a creep to sing it?
i'm very unenergetic rn
>>217184717get energised
>>217184823how?
>>217184823mysterious!dynamicous!
>>217184512seems fitting
>>217184850eat well, sleep well and take fenugreek,maca and ashwaghanda
that last three will elevate your testosterone levels and make you constantly horny tho
>>217184960>ashwaghandalast time I tried this I thought I was gonna die
>>217185409>>217184960>ashwaghandawhat is it for?hun wikipedia is edited by schizo herb witches who proclaim every roadside to cure cancer, impotence, insomnia, the flu and hemorrhoids
>>217173058Based deer
>>217184960wot
>>217185575I don't know, I found it browsing parents' med stash looking for painkillers and thought I might as well pop two since they're the current meme. What I got were a fever, sweats and shits. I guess it was a detox or something?
oatmeal post drinking: y or ni got invited out, but it has to be before 5
cringe thread
>>217186345yes yes
>cringe thread
>>217186345cook it in milk
consuming a properly blacked banan
there's a guy at my bar who is literally disco stuhe's based af
>>217186641nice
>>217186962silly me saved the thumbnail
>>217186946whats he drinkin?
>>217187069i think he likes vodka
>>217186141it's like coke, but legal and makes you horny tooshit's cashhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QURO0-8ZmLg
oat got mealed
>>217187497i should start eating out too, never cooked it in milki just did that overnight oat stuff and didn't like it
>>217187538i got the sugary instant ones, using hot water is fine. but you have to be careful about your total sugar because it's easy to develop a sweet-tooth and feel like you should have something sweet at every meal
>>217187616>sugary instant onescringe, just buy snowflakes
>>217187497sara?
>>217187497what do you add to oatmeal to make it more pleasant? I just do eggwhites and fruit + yogurt, though I've been told oatmeal is great for cutting down fat%.
we did it reddit
>>217188058fruit and sweetener and saltthe first two can be checked off with sweet dried fruit like dates or raisins, for examplesomwtimes i use maple syrup or brown sugar
>>217188058mix of frozen fruits and nuts, usually cashew or just peanuts. maybe a spoon of jam if I got some.
>>217188266>>217188266>>217188266>>217188266
>>217188157I don't have a sweet tooth, that at least keeps me lean, though tbf my best experience with oatmeal so far is adding raisins. I'll take your advice on a lil bit of salt as it might deepen the flavor a bit.>>217188251Thanks polanon, I already eat a mix of nuts with some fruit + yogurt, enough sugar for me. Do you know of any other non-sugary additives to simple breakfasts like oatmeal?
>>217188335Hm I don't know. I've heard from people that they use these protein peanut butters and that's not sweet but that's just nuts anyway again. You could try sour cream, not my choice, but it's there.
