leftypols creps edish
first for bradley walsh
how are price comparison sites able to offer much lower prices for phone contracts to the actual company like EE etc
want to pause all immigration until we can get this cost of living nonsense under control, and frankly i'm sick of being exposed to foreign devils every time i pop to woolies for a roast chook
on the M&S chocolate porterslush they are
Gary Eatsdid Not LikeTim Horton`s !!
Still regret not getting a blowie off that fat slag who dragged me into an Oceana toilet cubicle in 2016
what should i get my sister in law for her birthday
>>217164735trench 11zombies in ww1 cool
keep seeing tourism adverts trying to convince me to visit the united statesyeah, i'll get right on that... NOT
>>217164856imshinage how fucked in the head you have to be mentally to want to sucka random guys knock in the toilet in a nightclub
reckon me and deegs could have a lot of fun together on a night outhe wouldnt entertain the idea though
what should i get my brother and incest partner for his christmas
>>217164885homealoneeveryfridaynight innit
>>217164879don't pretend you've never done it diego
finished season 1 of the wire, started watching season 2 and just can't really get into it, and i'm not a fan of this rendition of "way down in the hole"
Weeeeeeeeee!!!!
>>217164798keroppi cutie aesthetic. my favourite lol doll
>>217164910watch the shield instead>previously
Nah they are insane across the pond
nearly 10 already. off to bed soon x
>>217164885you could carry his dancing shoes for him
>>217164891Get yourself a lovely jumper
>>217164901just told oyu i was out on thursday
>>217164847one near me is staffed exclusively by bamesi haven't gone back since learning this
>>217164941On a Friday? Sort it out dickhead
rare happy pink witch:⋙
£25 air fryer boughthttps://www.asda.com/groceries/product/cookers-grills-steamers/digital-air-fryer-5-7l/9285859
>>217164940what the fuck did they eat?
>>217164940200 quid for walking a few plates and drinks from point A to point B and that's not enough for herfucking bitch!
>>217164987OK?
pub with old mate from uni earlieralways refuses to let me buy the drinks even though i earn thrice what he doesthink hes too proud to let me pay
another day in my dogshit life coming to an end
>>217165009why dont you just do rounds like normal people
>>217165008didnt even really buy it is the fucked up thingi'm fucked up
>23 million indians got mad at my bait, not even 200 lakh rupees
>>217164999umdiepio core
>>217164990a lot of that must be wine surelyin which case they probably tipped the sommelier separately, as they should
>>217164940standard tip would be 15% so $450if i was feeling generous or if toil is paying for it i would give a 20% tipno excuse giving 6%
>>217165029fag
>>217164940Just sin her nakedVery dispointing Ok.
>>217164990expensive steaks and wine would be my guess
>>217165009sounds like a good thing?
nth for the baddiedem
>ran into one of my old teachers I'm moving to Indonesia
>>217165028we're brown
>>217165066doesnt bother me im loadedi would be happy to pay
>in which case they probably tipped the sommelier separately, as they should
must be genuinely fucking insane to leave a tip to anyone ever actually I think it’s okay giving the barber a couple quid extra as long as he’s white
*orders a singular banana to diego's table at 'spoons*
>>217165046>so $450better be sucking my dick thenthat percentage bullshit is american nonsenseif anything it's the cooks that deserve it
updrafters ("elo slingshot to rank 1") in tier 1 going to go do tier 2
>>21716512942 monty pykehahaclassic
why does he keep replying to himself
ffffuck forgot to change my toil password and it expires on monday
>>217165077would you?
hang on lads i hear shouting in the street. brb
>>217164997except there's a lot more to it than that, especially in places where tables of 4 to spend that much
>>217165087my maths teacher was sound
>>21716515267 monty pyke
>>217165093maybe his concern is that it's taking advantage
wish I could go back to school and redo it ladsso many missed opportunitiesI envy the young
>>217165180
>>217165185i didn't know they had black people in pakistan
>>217165173yes sorry forgot to mention they have to move the empty plates back from point B to point A
>>217165184we see each other once every six monthsif he was coming round to my house every night and eating all my hobnobs then that would be taking advantage
>>217165136servers put a percentage of their tips towards kitchen staff
>>217165210its all the same innitblack brown green red who cares
>>217165238dont bother civilians will never understand
almost did something vile with my penis and some gay porn I loaded up but came to my senses
>>217164999Catbergs on some mad ones
CUBAQUIERO BAILARLA SALSA
>>217165136stingy bugger
>>217165262ctrl shift t
>>217165284not stingy at all, a 200 dollars tip is very generousbitch is entitled
>>217165290mr bean lookylikeyfunny
doesnt work in incognito
>>217165211no, you have to baby them constantly, talk a lot, answer all their questions, chitchat about whatever personal they feel entitled to ask you, make sure everything is perfect for them, etc etc
>>217165290Starmer what you doing cosplaying as a real leader? And why are you bald?
>>217165290screaming
>>217165292jokes on you, it was a private tab
>>217165318sounds piss easy
captain jean luc picard
He's waiting
>>217165318Right and this is worth 300 quid is it
lost complete control of my life
>>217165351get a job 'berg
Got the Led Zeppelin on
>>217165351el kotto
>>217165351Shoot him
>>217165257my experience was quite brief but i'm so glad to have had it. everyone should be made to work a demanding, profit driven, public facing job at least once in their lives
>>217165324
>>217165351*curls a fat shit into it*
Might go for a drive
>>217165364new years, soonnew year new you, eh?
multiple people can request the same song and its a new umazing so you can collect the amount of lists you are on in secret information. it increases as it spreads (on one song) and you can collect other trainers on one song for the people that rated it umazing
>>217164987if it was 45 pounds new it's not worth having
>>217165410nice one mate, i'll have a double quarter with cheese meal
saw myself in the self-checkout camera but it had a few second delay and I thought I looked really bent
>>217165413wish me luck lad
>>217165415your umazing
>>217165384what's going on here then
>>217165410blast thishttps://youtu.be/up7pvPqNkuU
>>217165440joris bohnson has let himself go
so you need to get +1 umazing on your song to be more popular and spread to other circles where they are requesting the same to increase the amount of lists you are on
>>217165381was taking the piss you faggot drama queen
>>217165465shut up you twat
im topdog rawr
>>217165445what are those cheeky buggers up to!
toby custard >.< um x
amlost time for morton
>>217165465>to increase the amount of lists you are ondon't need that
>>217165472dunelm
>>217165507a,lmost time for bed
everyone in an active club should be doing like 5 exhibition races a day even if its just with other umas and all the race skipped. the item requests should get spammed because shoes stack up and to maximise the amount of token points you get, and everyone should spam item requests as much as they can even if in the end the gain/loss is neutral
>>217165334try it with a table of foul tempered or lecherous drunk men who feel entitled to all your time and energy and you have to act cute and flirty no matter how gross they are
um x'ing your own post is psycho
any day, any time when you come to /brit/, Mousey will be here on about whatever the hell that thing is.
>>217165524boohoo
hang on is there a canadian woman in our midst
>>217164999AI slop
>>217165359when you spend that much, yeah
>>217165555um x
>>217164798The /cum/ and Swede generals OP have mogged us stop being boring old farts
can learn a lot from the races and putting a dirt horse on turf will just have them at the back, unless it can find a way to increase its odds of winning. doing practise races with those horses on will also show ways to increase the odds, like on C tier horses for aptitudes
>>217165524So are you saying a pleasant table that doesn't cause you grief can tip less since you don't suffer as much with them?
>>217165521seen her scrotum peeking out behind her bottom in a webm once
>>217165558lads... we're losing /brit/vision
>>217165558>both under 100 pphYeah nah I'm ok lad
Ground control to Major Rorke
>>217165585i meant /int/vision of coursegoing barmy me
Stalker 2 any good?
>>dont ever do that again > [keeps doing it] UwU baited for that exact response
>>217165472ok sorry to interrupt the cheapskate whining
>>217165374Good man
>>217165551your brain is rotten
>>217165580sorry?
im going to go to Galloway Forest Park in Scotland, to release chloroform as a bomb and drag grey squirrels (grabbing more as I go) behind me all the 297 miles
>>217165593More AI slop
its the customers fault im not paid enough
reckon i'm actually a decent cookno one would hire me though because i have no work experience and probably come across weird
>>217165694*becomes racist*
>>217165680doubt it
>>217165723think I cant walk 300 miles with equipment on through woods? I can. so youre wrong
was there a moment in rorke's life where he became racist or was it just a gradual thing over time
time for toby bye byetime for toby bye bye
>>217165704just lie and let the food work for you
>>217165714Just vile hungry massesGaping maws of endless consumption
>>217165742mate ye cant even take the bins out
>>217165721It’s gone
>>217165748vpn off
>217165748respond to this without sounding mad>>217165761I can! maybe I could do it better. that would increase my value as a partner, youre right
The difference between rorke and leftypol? a little bit of black pussy is all
Toby you're not allowed to release chloroform to kill greysI know it's a noble effort but it's illegal you see
Sir Alain Delon
>>217165709:/
>>217165578you can tip what you want, but if you received good service it's rude not to follow local conventions for tipping whatever they are
i found out rorke and lefypol were the same when i found leftypol playing eu5 on his laptop in the uni library
and the latest from ruby granger?
Sir Musk Delon
>>217165764it was a white couple being raped by the government
Cheapest way to get a motorbike license in Europe? Im already riding a 125cc with my car license since a few months ago since thats allowed and ive started doing some studying for the test
got my eye test booked tomorrow for 12cant be fucking arsed
Might move to China.
>>217165793proof? no irony in my question
>>217165815wow.. big head haha
>>217165794*tips fedora**still pulls*
>>217165825But it’s gone down
how are we even the fastest moving general by far
i fancy that lass in boney m
>>217165841because i fucking said so
>>217165835just pretend it's your wedding day
>>217165778
On the second big pint (double pint)Been flying about the house doing little jobs, spent the past 2 or 3 weeks toiling and lying in bed watching TV.Time to get activeeeeee!
>>217165867spammers
>>217165815she's doing a seasidemark collab to get him rehabilitated
>>217165845Mon frère.
>>217165870there's 3
>>217165843Haha funny ain’t it
>>217165872you arent the law and I would destroy you in court
done
>>217165880Me on the bottom
tobes never replies to anyone btwfake tobes
>>217165709need to huff those boots
>>217165903How would you avoid killing the red squirrels and only the grey ones?
somewhere in glasgow there's a smelly little man in a pissy smelling caravan surrounded by jars of solidified piss and rotting nettles
>>217165927>bootsthat's just what her feet look like
>>217164798
My mrs
>>217165835Not been for an eye test in at least 15 years, need to go myself lad. Not because my eyesight is bad but because they actually check for other diseases etc while checking your eyesight, you see (no pun intended)
>>217165955It's not though is it
god my hair is awful, absolutely impossible to tameat least i'm not bald
>>217165955bet she's a right bratty little cow
never tip. if servers want paid more they should strike
>>217165709what a load of shit. yeah i'm really sure these fucking cunts have to doss on the floor under a coat like some old fucking tramp under a bridge
>>217165938because im chloroforming everything and picking up the greysquirrels to drag behind me. also, you arent the law going to go play uma game because of this tryhard nobody who sits here telling people what to do ruining the vibe on 4chan
>>217165970ktimhaircuts I get always look shit as well
>>217165894liz
>>217165962hope they tell me ive got incurable brain cancer
>>217165970>god my hair is awful, absolutely impossible to tameyea, used to say this>at least i'm not baldwell, i'm not bothered by unruly hair anymore
Just seen the new Johnny Depp perfume advert. It's not quite sosage but he does have a big catberg in it
>>217166016mental how AI slop tards used to cum their pants over this
>>217166010only just found recently out that he lives here
>>217166010alri let's see itstill french perfume?
>>217165984you are such an annoying retard please fuck off already preferably forever
>>217165970I wish mine would be more luxurious and have more volume when it gets longer oh and keeps growing but alas it just stops past my ears
>>217166016didn't know the queen was better
>>217166031Whaaaaaat!?
well that's an umbunny isn't it?
Prefer boozing on Wednesday or Thursday to boozing on the weekend
Watching the football
de lads
>>217166051yeah he's got a mansion in somerset
>>217166038bummy
Killing a Serb instead of Killing an Arab by the Cure
>>217166035Dior again, I can't link shit but it's called excellence or summit lad
WAY-HEE
sauvage is deanoslop
we are charlie kirkkkkkwe carry the flamewe'll fight for the gospelwe'll honour his name
ive had enough
>>217166084https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC-NysO3aHMthat's the most recent thing
>>217166061master spatafore, there are too many of them
>>217165166would I what?
>>217166137another friday night alone again is it?
>>217166072Our boy has come home
>>217166139Johnny depp still looking beautiful after all these years man has some amazing genes
im doing my duty
>seasideMARK has deleted his channel>Employed woman hasn't posted in daysWhat's going on?
>>217166172he's bogged to shit
>>217166122ktim not sure how much longer I can take
IT'S NOT AL ANYMOREIT'S DUNK
>>217166154>leftBWC>rightBWC
>>217166009AHHHHHH IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO A CRYSTAL BALL NOOOOOOO FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OOOOFFFFFFFFF
>>217166111didn't know who this lad was until i'd heard he'd been killed and now that he's been killed i continue to not care
just bought a bottle of ciroc vodka
>>217166188>>217166122just get outside and stop spending all your free time on the internetit's literally that simple
>>217166172he looks like a middle aged lesbian. the fate of most pretty boys it seems
>>217166180double pooicide hopefully
>>217166185Definitely not, he’s aged like fine wine
so it turns out theres no black hole and i have to pay more tax for a laugh? ok then>>217166122ktimzy
don't approve of cloggy's black cock gimmick, but i do appreciate how it's often accompanied by pictures and videos of sexy ladies
>>217166228what's the joke here, blacks only use shell?
>>217165815dead in tragic catapult incident
why are these bloody swamp germans all obsessed with black men?
>>217166180videos resurfaced showing that seasidemark effectively nonced a 20 something scottish lass with a mental age of about 6. sacked tranny has offed himself in disgrace because he was the nonce's biggest arse licker
>>217166139Yep that's it lad.I see now it is a variant of sosage
ever shagged a woman before?
>>217166292yes
>>217166292yeah a few
>>217166276Isn’t he a confirmed browncel? He must be raging that all those shitted accounts on twitter are all based in India
>>217166290it's shit and he looks bloatedthe original was his peak
>>217166315what's the point of these posts dont you have anything better to do
Worried for EW. We all know seasidemark was one of if not the biggest pillar holding their motivation and esteem up
>>217166292two womans
>>217166332i don't know about ziedy, but i think i remember it being confirmed that cloggy is a rasheed
>>217166217the peng bbc goth on my timeline sliced her tongue in half, she's not sticking out her tongue like that no more. it's not right
>>217166249Diadeo is like the biggest drink company in the world. They own Johnny walker and hence all of the single malts that make it and a whole load of another shit. Big alcohol incarnate
>>217166369I saw this bitch doesn’t she have a white bf? Guess she’s property of bwc all blk boys can do is cope and pretend :/
>>217166342murder-suicide on the cards it lush xx
mumberg having another meltdown in the kitchen banging pots and pans together
wtf is polymarket and how are people on social media making so much money from it
>>217164940nuke america and russia and the world would be a better place. i'm ready for chinese hegemony
>>217166284so he shagged an consenting adult?
>>217166396haha what's she doing that for the daft old bat
>>217166398psyop site disguised as gambling
>>217166398Grok broken is if
>>217166396show some respect for our nhs lad
we are being epically trolled right now and nobody is doing anything about it
>>217166408>what's she doing that forshe's having a meltdown
>>217166369>>217166390no idea, remember seeing her take bbc back in the day, they've prob broke up since. she shared a bbc dildo so she's still after that market
>>217166443is it because her son's a gay?
>>217166443haha whats she like mate
NHS BBS LBC ITV
Absolute state of you
>>217166447How ghastly
>>217166468>BBSfucked it
>>217166463NewNewNew
>>217166468we didn't start the fire
Wahey!
>>217166447This is her btw
>>217166659yh I know, I asked you who she was only to discover I had a folder of hers I made a couple years agoshe's def going for the himeno vibes in that corrrrr pic
>>217166218wow thanks
>>217166905ok now zoom out
switched the electric blanket on. now i'm going to have a real fight on my hands shifting catberg off the bed
>>217167046
>>217164835phone companies let them do that do get more customers it's all just marketing
>>217167168so there's absolutely no catch for me the consumer? (unless i'm the mug who's paid more direct from EE)
>>217167061>switched the electric blanket onAlri literal woman
>>217167371*sparks you clean the fuck out*i got bad circulation
In 2002, I brutally murdered a Serb in self-defense.
>>217167312Not usually no, beyond being in the contract. These companies always want new customers and will do whatever they can to get them. ISPs do the same, but if you're already their customer they don't give two shits
