Please teach me how to rizz up Latinas
You can just kidnap them nowadays. They won't do shit.
>>217165708Can't suffer in America. Just gather some bros up and put on some masks and some knockoff ICE patches bought from some sweatshop in China and collect free latinas.
>>217165708>They won't do shitI thought Latinas were incredibly aggressive even in the best of situations?
>>217165854Latino incel fantasy
Be white
Be gringo
Be white and have a bbc
>>217165708Will they love me though? My Latina gf MUST love me and brighten up upon seeing me. This is non-negotiable
>>217165911>Latino incelOxymoron, mere presence in Latin America makes inceldom impossible
>>217165632Be White and have BWC.
>>217165632you can be the Timmiest Timmy who ever Timmied and still land a 6
>>217166534Her hips and thighs alone take her up to at least a 7 anon, good heavens
>>217166417>WC>B
>>217166277What?
BGC (big green card)
Literally kidnap them. They love BWC and dangerous men.
>>217165632Dress as a subhuman or larp as a criminal.Also, blast nigger music at 4am
>>217165632Be a little awkward
>>217166602FERTILITY ISNT THE SAME AS PROMISCUITYAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH STOP BEING STUPID AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH
>>217167536Where are the baby mommas? How is NO ONE getting pregnant, spicel?
>>217167431Fr fr?
>>217166534How the fuck is that a 6?
>>217167592we're pull out kings
>>217166602>What are condoms?>What is the pill?>What is abortion?Please ask ChatGPT these questions
>>2171676256 minimum
>>217167625What would you rate her?
>>217167644Refer Ernesto >>217167592>>217167630Lol
>>217167662>>217167664She's definitely an 8, man, good body and cute, what makes her get higher is that her proportions are perfect, wife material right there.
>>217167757Luckily for you anime-obsessed mexicans are incredibly ugly.
>>217167794>Luckily for you anime-obsessed mexicans are incredibly ugly.Literally every single Mexican is ugly?
>>217167748How would you rate her?>>217166277
>>217167854Are you asking me or are you just typing like every 14 year old on twitter?>>217168014I don't understand your question, I already rated her.
>>217168070You rated the gym girl, I’m asking for your opinion on the chunker, if proportions count for so much to you
>>217165632Offer the green card
>>217168116>>217166646How do you avoid getting divorce raped immediately afterwards?
>>217165771>Can't suffer in America. Just gather some bros up and put on some masks and some knockoff ICE patches bought from some sweatshop in China and collect free latinas
>>217167854and the majority are severe weebs
>>217168101ahhhhh, well, you said "her", I'm guessing you just made a mistake. The dude is like a 4 or 5, there might be some potential but the height caps him at 7.
>>217168381This looks like a dude to you?>>217166277
>>217168497Holy shit I can lipread
>>217168335>Mexicans just have softcore porn decorating their streetsThey do not suffer
>>217168335Esquite with pata de pollo.So delicious.
>>217168546What do you think she’s saying then?
>>217168625"If you dont reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight."
>>217168685WTF why would she say that????? Who knew Latinas could be so cruel
>>217168335How the hell did getting a flip flop thrown at you by your mom/gf/wife become a core aspect of Latinx culture?
>>217168757ask mexicans about that
>>217168757It just became a meme, due to moms/grandmas using chancla to punish their children.
>>217168949Do they actually hurt or are they just annoying?
BRRrRRrrRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>217166534You still have to talk to them the question OP asked is how
>>217169284Idk.Mh mom only punished me through emotional damage.But i suppose chancla did hurt
Please send latinas here. I've heard rumors there are some here but I can't find em.
>>217168335cute
>>217169344How do you pronounce this? Do you roll your tongue for the little r’s?
>>217169489I lick the alphabet on their pussy, I read that somewhere.
>>217169393>Mh mom only punished me through emotional damageThe 4chan poster special
>>217169499That sounds incredibly autistic, does it actually feel good for the girls?
>>217169636I'm joking of course, eating pussy is not that complicated.
>>217169729>eating pussy is not that complicatedOf course hahaha, everyone knows how to eat pussy. Why don’t you just explain it anyways though for fun?
>>217169788You mostly just lick and munch on the clit, some girls like it slightly from the left some from the right...don't what's that about but that's my experience. Preferably you start slower and than progress into faster motion.
>>217165632All you have to do is be White, fit, and manly.
>>217169870You can also lick the vulva too, called the "pancake" where you lie your tongue out flat on your chin and move your head up and down starting from the bottom of the vagina and going up to the clit. Usually a mix of both is the best method to get them off from what I've heard, starting with the pancake before eventually sucking on the clit to get them off.>>217169636>does it actually feel good for the girlsFrom what I've heard it's not as good as getting your uncircummcised dick sucked but it's the closest feeling women have to something like that and it gets them off. Probably the most popular misconception about eating pussy is that it works like porn where you flick your tongue around or try to penetrate with your tongue (that's what your fingers and cock are for).
>>217170003>starting with the pancake before eventually sucking on the clit to get them off.Yeah you can do that also, depends on how the particular girl likes it.
(1) be extremely rich and powerful, (2) be white (3) have a BBC
>>217169424>I've heard rumors there are some here but I can't find emParts of Spain and Italy have Latinx immigrants, especially Venezuelans and Bolivians.That being said, I think they are the demographic that Europeans overrate the most.>t. White American that was born in and currently lives in a majority Hispanic city
>>217169284>Do they actually hurt or are they just annoying?depends on your personal definitions, is definitively less painfull (and damaging) than getting beaten with belt, mind you I wasn't punished since I was well behaved and my parents were already gen x university graduates so they didn't like the idea
>>217170317I meant in Bulgaria
>>217170349>I meant in BulgariaYeah you're probably up shit's creek without a paddle there. Turkish or Greek girls would probably be the closest you can get over there.
JBW
>>217170377I love Greek girls but they dont look like latinas, Turkish girls rarely go out with Bulgarian guys, its very segregated, we dont interdate or intermarry. Although I had a thing with a Turkish girl in high school but it was a secret lol.
>>217170388JBB
>>217170518Just Be Bulgarian
>>217170531*Botswanan
>>217165632I knew that mine was the one when I asked her if it was ok to start masturbating mid conversation and she laughed. I also explained to her that everyone in my life was a whore including her and she laughed a lot again. I talk some weird stuff with her and she loves it. Just autismmaxx and be confident.
>>217170531When I attempted to join the FFL one of the guys that got in was a Bulgarian. He served a stint in Bulgaria's military and early into Ukraine attempted to join the fight there before he caught a Russian missile to the face (he was at the building all the retarded redditors accidentally doxxed). He was briefly thrown in jail for getting into a barfight that nearly killed him and was one of the biggest, toughest dudes I'd ever met, but was undeniably one of the nicest and most friendly there. However, something he was very candid about was the fact that he fucked a bunch of Russian and Ukrainian whores in Paris before he was shipped to Aubagne.
>>217170805checks out lolrip king
>>217170805>When I attempted to join the FFLWhy didn't they accept you? How stringent are their requirements?
>>217170869>Why didn't they accept you?American + weird (not in the way they like either). I had no issue with the physical tests and felt relieved when I pulled off the swim test while a Korean guy and an African sunk immediately lol.>How stringent are their requirements?It's pretty basic stuff physically (at least 5 levels on fitness gram pacer test/luc leger with at least 10 pull ups immediately after, a swimming test, medical/psychiatric examination, and an interrogation from the officers). Where it's really make or break is that combined with their observation of you doing various random tasks they assign you all around the base, on top of how well your demographic gels with the legion. Brazilians, Nepalese, Indians, Francophones, British, South African, and Latinx tend to have an easier time (polyglots that speak French have the easiest time) while everybody else is a crapshoot.
>>217170988Why do they not like Americans and what type of weird do they not like?
>>217171011>Why do they not like Americans1. They're French, dude. 2. There's very few Americans that have joined (last big wave of American volunteers was in during WWI before the U.S intervened) so they don't form a cultural bloc there the way other groups like Nepalese, Russians, or Brazilians do.3. Non-Francophones without blocs like those previously mentioned demographics have a hard time unless they are incredible physically, and while I was good I didn't blow the doors off or anything.>what type of weird do they not likeThey don't like people that give off autist vibes or are overtly political one way or the other, both of which I was.
>>217171167>so they don't form a cultural bloc there the way other groups like Nepalese, Russians, or Brazilians do.Can the Americans not join the Brits? And are there age requirements?
>>217171308>Can the Americans not join the BritsBrits much like South Africans have always been a thing there but they aren't truly a bloc amongst the officer corps like Slavs, Jeets, Francophones, or Lusophones. I also didn't exactly luck out with the officer that interrogated me because I'm 99% sure he was a Russian, not to mention I didn't do great at my psychiatric evaluation either and told them sensitive shit I didn't tell the Gestapo.
Ameribros, how the fuck can you fucks even be incels when latinas and kweens exist by the tens of millions in your country
>>217172414passportbro here.if you're not in the top 20% of men the only latinas you're getting are extreme fatasses. the girls in LATAM simply have lower standards for men.
>>217172710>passportbro hereYou're not a passportbro, you're Chilean incelbro
>>217172741Kys
>>217172832>gloveyou are black
>>217172863im mulatto
>>217172832what is that cute anime creature in the background
moner's face is too fat
>>217172878>im mulattoand a weeb, can't go lower than that around here
>>217172892dont know>>217172920i dont watch anime. im just crashing a girl's place.
