i want to see the balkans
>>217173406youtube recommended me that video too
why is teto making such a surge in memes being made
>>217173759no idea. maybe zoomzoom found out about her. not that I'm complaining.
>>217173835teto is so cute
The Balkans doesn't want to see you, faggot
>>217173885i will love balkans anyways!!
>>217173406Balkans is one of the best places to visit. Great food, nice climate, architecture, people are pretty friendly and the overall vibe is very chill and everything costs a penny. I visited Montenegro, Bosnia and Albania in 2019 and like Bosnia the most, wish I also could visit Serbia but I couldn't. >>217173885No one asked your brown ass
>>217173915My brown ass fucks your yellow ass
>>217173915how long did you stay? i dont know much about balkans food, were there any dishes you that were especially good? i hope you will be able to visit serbia some day!!
>>217173915I will kidnap you and hold you hostage in my barn until the ghost of abe sends me a real life kawai elf that will love me for the rest of my days on this goddamn earth.
>>217173915>Great foodYeah alright. If you're middle income or below.>nice climateNot at all. Summers are too hot and humid.>architecture???????>people are pretty friendlyYeah when they hear foreign accent, many are not friendly to each other. Funny thing is they don't even do it for the money, Balkan people are just insecure, you're unlikely to get scammed here.>and like Bosnia the mostThere's almost nothing to see in Bosnia.
This is good architecture.
>>217173759autistic zoomers and alphas found out about her
>>217173954>>217176144I'm Russian you apes>>217173971About two weeks. Balkan food is basically grilled meat plus fresh vegetables. And fresh cheese. Just eat meat and drink beer and wine, it's all very good and cheap>>217177235There's nothing to "see" in the whole Balkans. But it's a great place to vibe. In Bosnia I've only been in Trebinje
>>217173406>i want to see the balkanswhy
>>217178384Yeah, it's good to vibe if you're well-off western European/in the vicinity, but anybody rich enough doesn't spend time here. If it was so good everyone would be buying up our houses.It's good to spend 5 days at but I think anyone that spends more than a few days in these countries has some other interests than vibe.
>>217177282Where's that?
>>217178869Cologne, perhaps, I didn't check. This is really a cultural black hole compared to the west, I learned, even before the Ottomans came.
>>217178767Idk I was mostly chilling at the sea, diving and eating out. And chatting with a Russian speaking Serbian schizo who was stalking me and telling me various stories. Like he told me he was working in real estate and soon was supposed to get 30 million euro for some project from Germany or Austria, and how he was planning to run away with these money to Russia and buy a villa in Siberia and Sukhoi superjet.He also told me his sister who lives in Skopje told him that there is a 7-levels deep CIA base under the American embassy in Macedonia
>>217179590Alright that sounds like the Balkans
>>217178384>Balkan food is basically grilled meat plus fresh vegetables. And fresh cheese.fresh cheese and veggies sounds nice>drink beer and winecould go for wine... hopefully one day>>217178683i just want to, no reason in particular
>>217173406Same