Day 2 of applying to schools overseas to become an English teacher in Japan
>>217174345I speak for everyone when saying you're a giant faggot OP
>>217174428Nobody asked you
>>217174438They did actually and the entirely of /int/ told me to call you that, because it's true
>>217174483Prove it
>>217174345Why don't you just teach in a cunt where you or the natives will have fatigue. Unironically even some place like Bhutan or China would be neater
>>217174345not gonna happen, they only accept indians now
>>217174428wrong!
>>217174511Because Bhutan is a poor shit hole and China only wants English visas
why the fuck is an Italian teaching English
>>217174555Because I am bilingual and I've been learning English since I was 11 and I got the best certifications to teach English and you don't need to be born in the UK or America to teach English
>>217174555Trust me nigga, Japs are so bad at English that even teaching them the language by an ESL with a funny accent is a huge improvement.
>>217174586Yeah they have teachers from Romania, Kenya, Philippines and other countries
>>217174586I don't have a funny accent, I have an American accent
>>217174579>>217174586Unironically, I think they'd love you more if you just skipped the English teaching and just sold them caprese and other tasty Italian treats
>>217174625That's even lamer, I don't understand why euros don't just embrace their accents. You are all beginning to sound the same and It's become quite boring
>>217174625Whu don't you have an English accent. They said the UK was still influential in the EU.
>>217174345>>217174625Are you a woman?
>>217174661>if you just skipped the English teaching and just sold them caprese and other tasty Italian treatsBecause I have no idea how to cook stuff>I don't understand why euros don't just embrace their accents.Because I learned English through natural exposure and by consequence the accent, too. However I still pronounce some words the British way because fuckers in shitaly want you to speak British.
>>217174692>Whu don't you have an English accent. They said the UK was still influential in the EU.Because I learned English by playing games, chatting and voice chatting with natives, watching videos and movies and reading books. The English I was exposed to is overwhelmingly American.>>217174712No I'm an elder twink
>>217174625Yeah an American accent of a New Jersey greaseball
>>217174739Whats an elder twink and why do you post anime girl pictures?
>>217174428This man has my vote!
>>217174579>I've been learning English since I was 11Taiwanese learn English since 5. Most people can read and listen okay but they can't speak well.
>>217174764No my accent is perfectly neutral and my Japanese students say it's indistinguishable from a real American >>217174774Lurk more
>>217174791Yes I do get Taiwanese students on Native Camp and they're surprisingly better than the Japanese
>>217174720>Because I have no idea how to cook stuffWow, what kind of fucking Italian are you? Pretty sure even most of the frogposters on here could still throw something very decent together without having attended culinary school. Maybe you're so keen to move to Japan because you already failed?
>>217174793Are you a gay transvestite?
>>217174811>Pretty sure even most of the frogposters on here could still throw something very decent together without having attended culinary school.You don't need rocket science to cook pasta and I don't give a crap about italian cuisine>>217174813No
>>217174793ignore the mean swiss it is ok to post anime pictures
>>217174807Come to Taiwan.
>>217174793ESLs aren't exactly the right people to be rating your English accentPost vocaroo I'll be honest and not mean
How old?
>>217174837True>>217174840I would like to but I'm not sure about the living standards or the job market. And I can't find as many job advertisements for Taiwan.
They're gonna put you in the middle of nowhere
>>217174830What are you?>>217174837I'm not mean and he's posting anime girls but he's a boy why isn't he posting anime boy pictures.
>>21717485927>>217174891I don't care at this point I'll do anything to leave this shit hole and start over
>>217174872>I would like to but I'm not sure about the living standardsBuildings and infrastructure look uglier here and can be worse than in Japan or Korea to be honest. But I think people here have more spending money than in other East Asian countries. As for job market IDK.
>>217174896he can post whatever he wants this is a free board
>>217174920Yeah I guess I'll try applying while I keep working online
>>217174345Pretend you're not italian, but an italian-american with a gangster vibe, like Michael Corleone. They'll believe you and be absolutely smitten with you.
>>217174923No you shouldn't do this.
>>217175002why
>>217175016If you're a man or boy you don't present yourself as a girl or woman.
>>217175045posting cartoon pictures on an anonymous korean yodeling forum isnt presenting yourself as anything, i am not saying i am a horse for instance by posting a horse
>>217175073Wrong.
>>217175128neh?
>>217175137A human can't be a horse so it's a different scenario.
make as much babies as possible. but make sure they grow up to be extreme japanese nationalists
>>217175151boring
English schools here don’t hire non native English teachers
>>217175174I am a Souka Gakkai member in Italy
>>217175236False there are English teachers from Romania, Kenya, Philippines and Slovakia in Japan. Italians can teach too.
>>217175178>>217175245This isn't normal.
>>217175267no u
>>217174345Good luck, anon
>>217174625You look like that?
>>217174916Welcome to Japan!
>>217176772I like older women
>>217176794Are you the freak who used to make threads about your older 'sister'
>mario-sensei that thinks doing some online fiverr tier esl teaching will actually look good on his resumeyeah i know you blogpost on /bant/
OP, go check out English 1, they're in China and Indonesia but they'll give you an interview.
>>217177839>fiverr tier esl teaching will actually look good on his resumewhere do you think people start if not from entry level positions>>217177906How does that work if they usually want only english visas?
>>217177906>Based on your inputs, it looks like you currently do not meet the government visa regulations required to teach abroad with English 1.Yeah I selected other countries and my race as white and they're not even trying lol
>>217177931try leaving your house and working with a local university retard. nobody’s gonna take you seriously with your e-work nonsense. Imagine applying to work for nasa/easa because you played kerbal space program for x amount of hours
>>217177931Is it mandatory ? Didn't notice that.
>>217178060I applied to over 50 schools, do you think people give a shit about young teachers with no experience?
A friend of mine went to work in Japan on a special visa, you might want to check if Italy has a similar program.
>>217178060>Imagine applying to work for nasa/easa because you played kerbal space program for x amount of hoursthat's the dumbest analogy ever, online teaching is still experience because you learn the lesson flow and understand the various challenges that learners face.
>>217178160Most of the schools who hire overseas will technically already sponsor your visa. I heard that to join the JET program you already need to know Japanese though.
>>217174511There are no jobs for gweilos in bhutan>>217174345>applying as an eslImpossible. They only want native anglos/people with anglo passports.Same in Sea or just about anywhere, really.
>>217178210>Impossible. They only want native anglos/people with anglo passports.Nope, Japan has plenty of teachers from the Philippines, Kenya and some balkan countries. Getting in as a non native might be harder but not impossible.
>>217177931>How does that work if they usually want only english visas?Chinese rules don't matter lmao. For example, every kindergarten in China has an English teacher even though it's illegal.
>>217178285Yeah but they didn't even let me upload my resume because I'm not from an English speaking country
>>217178200A lot of jobs only require an able body, you should be able to find something.
>>217174345こんばんは、そちらはお昼ぐらいかな?
>>217178210What matters is whether you can speak Japanese and whether you have at least some understanding of Japanese culture and customs.
>>217178341はい、昼食を食べようとしていましたが、誰かがレッスンを予約していました
reminder that OP is clinically insane
>>217174686used to work with an austrian women who spoke like a brummie because she learned english watching peaky blinders
>>217178423all i care about if he looks like a cute anime girl
>>217174345Do you have near perfect Japanese? I assume so as you say you already have teached English to a few.
>>217178568I don't speak Japanese at all
>>217178578You have no business teaching shit then.
>>217178596You don't need to know Japanese to teach in schools lol
Is this Korbo's new obsession after buddhism and 40 year old women?
>>217174345fuck off, stupid japanphile
>>217178615Why would they trust a non-native English teacher when he doesn’t have the slightliest grasp of the language he wants to move in or any credentials whatsoever?
>>217178685Because you'll learn it when you get there like everyone else
>>217174345Buongiorno, professore ;D
>>217178756Hai hai haiiiii
>>217178825Stop doing this you're a man okay.
>>217178846Go back to plebbit
>>217178857You're a man not a transvestite.
>>217178872Men can post cute anime girls, plebbit has an obsession with trannies
>>217178882You're a man your not an anime girl.
>>217178926Nobody says I'm an anime girl, go back
>>217178406日本語の読み書きはもうかなり出来るようになってるの?
>>217179075No
>>217178959Why are you posting anime girl pictures as your reaction?
>>217179137もしかして翻訳機で文章を作ってるの?
>>217179246Yes, I will start learning when I'll secure a position in Japan. No point in doing it now.
>>217179372If you don't understand Japanese, won't Japanese companies refuse to hire you?
>>217178241Flip and kenya are both english speaking countries.I have applied to thousands of positions across asia despite having both tofl and tefl and didnt get even a single interview.
>>217179455Not at all, you just need to speak English and then they will offer you Japanese courses>>217179462I got a CELTA and a master's degree and I heard of people from Romania teaching English in Japan
>>217179462Also some of these jobs want experience and references so that might be a reason why they aren't interviewing you
>>217179553I also have a masters and teaching experience. Been to japan twice and all across asia in general. Never seen an esl working as a teacher or working in asia (aside from embassy workers and exchange students).>>217179586I tought for a couple of years. They want efls
>>217179630>Never seen an esl working as a teacher or working in asiaThat's just your experience lol, other anons said teachers from the Balkans were teaching in Asia and many Italians teach in the Philippineshttps://writeteachjapan.com/non-native-speaker-in-an-english-conversation-school/Check this post
>>217179677>other anons said Thats not reality though thise are outliers or extreme exception. Every single job offer requires you to be a natove english speaker. Even in vietnam
>>217179757Most jobs on TEFL.com don't require native speakers. Haven't got an interview from an asian country yet but I did get one from an IH school Poland which I failed because I didn't have enough experience.
>>217174579Is this you? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs&pp=ygUTYWggc2hhZGRhcCB5b3UgZmFjZQ%3D%3D
>>217179553>Japanese coursesHow do you converse with Japanese students?
>>217179797They do. Same with daves esl cafe. Even in bumfuck cambodia theyll check your passport and if its from a european country youre out.
>>217179832Yes >>217179808Thanks for doxing my ass, please come to Firenze bc I'm lonely
>>217179848>They do. Same with daves esl cafe. Even in bumfuck cambodia theyll check your passport and if its from a european country youre out.And yet it's not impossible bro, don't underestimate the power of connections
>>217179855Are you being scammed by a fraudulent company?
>>217179886It's Native Camp, everyone knows it in Japan
>>217179832>How do you converse with Japanese students?Oh wow I misread this in the heat of the moment. I talk to Japanese students in ENGLISH because they already have a basic understanding of the language.
>>217174345Pretty sure that market is saturated
>>217182204Every market is "saturated" nowadays. You think if you graduate in STEM you'll get a decent job but there already already thousands of underpaid indians ready to replace you. Actually ESL teaching isn't so bad because most teachers are old and young people don't find the salaries appealing.
