proper comedy edishHE FELL THROUGH THE BAR!! sub edish
>>217177467cheeky del
everyone is saying unc now next week there will be something new and of course it will be bix noodspeak. society in a death spiral
You lads ever listened to blue jam? British comedy radio series mixed with trip hop and ambient music. Very funny, I liked it a lot
Michael Cera plays a socially awkward teenagerSeth Rogan plays an unemployed stoner beach bum
>>217177492No mate
dark outside
>>217177497opinion gotten from Family Guy
VERY good sir
>>217177517calm down seth
no you see he went to lean on the bar as if the bar was there only you see the bar wasn't in fact there as the bar had been lifted up so someone could get either from in the bar to out or out of the bar to in meaning when he went to lean on it expecting the bar to be there and the bar wasn't there AHA he AHAHA he FELL THROUGH THE BAR!
ROIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FACKING WOAD
>>217177489unc ahh mf crashing out fr
drive faster uncle
the older i get the more i like classic rock like thin lizzy
>>217177489mousey someone could kick you to death and britain as a whole would improve slightly as there would be one less parasite draining the system for no return
Aren't zoomers 25 years old now? Why are they still larping like they're 16?
>>217177565bix nood
>>217177562so eez a kwer then?
>>217177580mentally retarded parasite can only copy and paste right back at them
>>217177489
I have a junkie living beside me and trying to figure out what he's on Skinny Coughs alot Listens to music.alot
>>217177582the women are all whores might as well be a manchild
scotland is weird because literal millionaires live next to council houses
>>217177608knock on his door and say "fomyeg" when we answers
>>217177582there are zoomers who were born in 2012 unc
all i know is there is a deeply unwell young man on here that is driving himself in to insanity constantly calling everybody heathermong and other characters he has invented in his head. He's been doing it since at least 2022, a very dangerous cocktail mixture of autism, OCD, inceldom and general isolation/no friends has steered this formerly normal young lad into mental illness. All jokes aside, one day this misery is going to drive him to suicide.
>>217177565People that speak like this ironically should be slapped just like people who speak like this unironically.
I bet the current right made the left wingers worse toovery hard to feel sorry for you when youre such a bad person
through the bar you say?
>>217177666RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING BAR!!!
are dua
>>217177655what an odd thing to say
>>217177617they're planning this in sweden, the biggest party going into next year's elections with this as a core policy. build cheap rentals for troubled foreigners in rich white areas.soviet social engineering stuff.
>>217177690what a retarded person trying to come up with a retort
>>217177650was listening to some bloke saying his daughter says 'chat' when she starts talking to him. >chat when are having dinner>chat can i get a liftetc
can't imagine a Scotchman watching Only Fools and Horses bet they replace it with Rab C. Nesbitt up there
>>217177710what a strange little man you are
>>217177703That's a great idea.Rich people should be forced to live beside migrants
>>217177680aHAA!! classic
>>217177703mixed communities are safer. see all those footballers mansions that get broken into at 8pm? wouldn't happen if there was different valued houses nearby with pensioners and immigrants and students and young families in them
>>2171777245/10 attempt to avoid saying "schizo" walking away now because you have 0 to offer me by interacting with you. yes, I know this makes you seethe and go on to try hard to get my attention
>>217177713Definitely a made up story as no man is discussing his daughter with a creepy little nonce like you
Irish diaspora women looking after the niglets
i stand with france
>>217177748ah yes. you must be that strange mouse fellow. i've heard about you
still thinking about my ex from almost 13 years ago...
Spurs are so shit
shame you werent looked after as a kid and became this retard fuckup
plusnet is blocking 4chanit's over
>>217177777Yid Army can't handle this!!!!
good morning ...
>>217177777>Spurs are so shit
>>217177751was on a podcast lad
>>217177802
>>217177785you writing your journal, mousey?
>>217177802is that ariana grande sleeping on set of wicked?
>>217177802need to fuck her and give her a bowl of eggs
>>217177777t. time traveler from 9 o'clock tonight
>>217177777checked
avatar/signature
>>217177811need this
got the ruby granger sex arse coming today
>>217177830
>>217177861poo
>>217177876name on the third from left top row? and first from left on bottom row I think? even though that is disgusting and too far
i should move to japan i love working and i love drinking and apparently all they do is work and then get forced to drink it would be exactly like my life at the minute apart from id be drinking with nip coworkers instead of alone at home
>>217177830Irish nurses either married Indian doctors or Jamaican porters
all non-Europeans should be exterminated>b-but muh heckin based and trad japarinooooosssss!!?!kill those fuckers too
spoiler those hogs
Jamaican waggydem bandy-crotched porters
sir marco polo
>>217177830>>217177900why are you samefagging your spambot post
brits be like "hold on love i've gotta just go do me laundry" and then walk into the kitcheninsane
Today I will be watching the ENGLISH premier league because;a) It is the best league in the worldb) My local league is shit c) I am a plastic fan of one of the teamsd) Everyone around me is also a plastic fan of one of the teams and half of all conversation in my country revolves around the English premier leaguethank you
just realised Dark Souls is now one of those games zoomers pretend to likei'm getting old
>>217177948lamas eat peanut butter??
you can get a three day ban for even mentioning the name of the botnet website these spergs are using
>>217177953hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat's exactly what i do
i will eat poo
>>217177975he's drowning
did you guys see the parasite samefagging himself just then?
i heard aussies live in plywood houses
I freak out like a proper little sperg when I take a woman out on a date and she doesn't want to go further and shag
Get the mark felton productions videos watched
haven't been able to have a poo yet today as my nieces are round
I want to take a woman on a date
>>217178036lol!
>>217178017surely the 2nd date it is lad
>>217178024What does the shape of your nieces have to do with your ability to take a shit?
>>217178017i dont have sex myself but can you not just explicitly ask them to come around and fuck? you have to pay for their dinner? do they not just get horny? what if they eat dinner then feel too full to fuck
leftypol dying for ukraine rorke dying for israel
i will get my lunch prepared but i don't know what to have i do have ramen noods but idk if i want ramen
rorke pledging his sword for northern ireland
apparently you can just ask people around to your house outside
>>217178143I’m pledging my axe for Gondor
>>217178094>i dont have sexktim
maybe it's a kiwi thing but women here are very independent and don't like having things paid for on dates. It's always been pay your own on every date i've been on
>>217178094"hey can you come to my house and let me fuck you" is some sitcom shit lmao
>>217178196OK I will have the breadsticks!
>>217178186gondor calls for aidsim pledging my arse for gondor
I'm a weird freak and a complete failure I will soon take my own life
>>217177770mmhmm
when isnt Africa asking for aid
>After reviewing your work and experience, we've made the decision to not move forward at this time. Ah... sigh
the parasite has gone from posting the Irish diaspora to BE flag avatarfagging after getting caught out samefagging
>>217178232Human life is precious.
>After reviewing your work and experience, we've made the decision to move forward at this time, to a different candadate, which is you, actually it isn't you, but it is... 'nt
>>217178232You're only a failure because your posts suck fat cock. Go and do something interesting and then tell us about it. Like car boot lad does.
>>217178245get on the PIP
>You are welcome to submit another application during the next trawl for janitorsfmgal
lahore type drip
>>217178046doung this later on today. cba tbph but i think she wants to come round mine after
>>217178257change the channel marge
>>217178342this person just has 0 good gimmicks, gets no replies, the site would be better without him. each gimmick is as dogshit as the other and its some retard sitting there posting it all day because hes obsessed
>>217178352cry about it nigga
>>217178358you are a parasite (and you never get any replies, you even samefag your own shit)
got a cut on my frenulum again
>>217178372Meltdown
>>217178372+1 to my replies count nigga
[fuckup at life who spends all day posting on 4chan to get 0 replies, probably through tears] "cry about it bix nood"
your life is a series of failure and meltdowns
>>217178395And what do you do all day
baileys espresso cream purchased
>217178416get more replies and am more popular and liked than you, putting in less effort (for greater returns) and making you seethe by my presence. you have like 20 personas because 100% of them get replies 12% of the time at most
>>217178436Shut up nigga go piss in a vat of nettles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jccvkYqcZnA
>>217178454screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaamm
I spun <3
>>217178454you are in a wheelchair and "research" racemix and rb statistics all day every day and cant breed
Just saw an opinion that the uk should change it's anthem because god save the king offends republicans and atheists. What could we change it to which would keep everybody happy?
>>217178477None of that is true, also you don't breed either so stfu nigga
>>217177788Is that what it is? I've been getting an 'unknown protocol' error all fucking morning.
>>217177897It's all the same person bellend. Candi Kayne. Gainer who bbw lovers keep throwing money at to getting fatter
the parasite, trying to survive, is crying, copy-pasting right back at the person what they do or saying that some other wrong makes theirs (and there are many) right. it is coping, seething, and projecting on>nooo let me survive I need to keep going! it is a parasite saying this in all his posts. it is what it is really saying with his posts 100% of his 20+ personas get less than 1 reply for every 24 posts he makes
>>217178484Jerusalem or i vow to thee are better songs than god save the king anyway
>>217178501yeah shes fit
project on nigga
>>217178505silencio lil nigga
look at the parasite go, thread remember what I said, and that this website is its entire life - all day every day, on the board, 1 reply per 24 posts. all dogshit gimmicks
>>217178497it's too coincidental not to bea lot of similar OSA non-compliant sites get the same error
settle down lads. you're both disabled freaks
>>217178505 the parasite, trying to survive, is crying, copy-pasting right back at the person what they do or saying that some other wrong makes theirs (and there are many) right. it is coping, seething, and projecting on - and all the mentally retarded parasite can do is this >nooo let me survive I need to keep going! it is a parasite saying this in all his posts. it is what it is really saying with his posts the parasite, copy-pasting projection right back at them, because it is mentally retarded and a parasite, is saying that whatever this is, is projection
the ability of /brit/ons to just enter a meltie state of mind outta nowhere
>>217178507jerusalem is named after a city in israel and excludes 75% of the uki vow to thee my country is a christian song
look at the parasite saying the same thing over and over again, copying, copy-pasting and accusing others what it is guilty of, thread the thread would benefit by not having the parasite, you know
leaked footage of rorke
>>217178575>>217178307>>217178207>>217178053>>217177811>>217177682>>217177631you cannot be serious
>>217178593shove that right up my arse
>>217178575hes having a meltdown because he got called out for samefagging his "irish diaspora" persona, which got no replies, and is doing it because his parasitic ability to survive (be ignored and filtered ITT) is at risk, because his BE flag got reported, and because his life is a series of crying and meltdowns
>>217178583Meltdown.
used to like BR girlypop poster til they crashed out on ari
>>217177911been reading the Turner Diaries lad?
who does mousey think "the parasite" is again i can't even remember if this has been disclosed
>>217178606your life is a series of failure and meltdowns
give the marbles back
my so called catberg
>>217178623ziedy and heatherpaedo
>>217178115To be fair I'd rather die in a nice levantine climate than a cold muddy trench
>>217178624raped him
That's Diego done then
>>217178623its the parasite AKA spaincunt heathernonce benonce irish diaspora nonce just as the people posting here today + spaincunt. your post is bait so theres no point in trying to show you when the parasite posts, but it is easy to identify him throughout the day (and he is here all day every day) basically its all the shit that exists on everyones filter lists, or what gets no replies, samefagged, or generally stinks of a retard in a wheelchair
I'd rather die standing
>>217178625no hehe :3c
>>217178661please?
>>217178653
>>217178653>Science is provedThought this cunt did philosophy at uni? Deary me
>>217178651the parasites life has been a series of meltdowns ITT (which he spends all day on, getting no replies) since the invention and mainstrea adaption of filter lists. 4chanX has been DEVESTATING to this retards life because it means he no longer has a 100% captive audience, proving all along that the thread would be better without him
doing Dragon Slayer I on OSRS lads x
>>217178036Zoomers won't get this
>>217178612my hate has been easing up with the times, you gotta understand she disrespected my country, but i listened to thank u next again 4 times since then x
real men play puzzle pirates
>>217178674he cute
>>217178699it wasnt her fault there was nothing she could do
unfunny spergs ruining /brit/ again, im off. have fun calling each other the same characters for the next 24 hours haha losers
>>217178624Says the schizo who melts down every thread
>>217177467bodily harm's not that funny mate people can get seriously hurt
>>217178732remember that the thread would be better without this parasite in it
I fucking hate NIGGERS
shnerking off my dick
>>217178750
>>217178704bilge seal
if he doesn't contribute to the thread why doesnt he just spam his gay horse game in britfeel instead of shitting up this thread
>>217178742 the parasite, trying to survive, is crying, copy-pasting right back at the person what they do or saying that some other wrong makes theirs (and there are many) right. it is coping, seething, and projecting on>nooo let me survive I need to keep going! it is a parasite saying this in all his posts. it is what it is really saying with his posts
>>217178777F0MY3G
might do a cry
>>217178777Meltie
>>217178785look to the sky and enjoy the life
>217178782the parasite, trying to survive>217178788the parasite, threatening a meltdown
MOUSENONCEYOU WILL NEVER BE A DOCTOR
>>217178796um
mmhmm
What the actual fuck is going on in this thread?I'm seriously too good to be associating with you schizo freaks, where's all my shaggers and not mentally ill lads at?
>>217178796it's tipping it down
just like you trying to wash-brain everyone ITT with your dogshit posts you samefag, I hope that my posts get it in the threads mind of what I am trying to tell them 24 posts for 1 reply (without me), but he is just wanting to parasitically stay there, to wash-brain
mousey dishing out mindrapenings rn
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/mmhmm/country/be/order/asc/
>>217178680Science can prove things about our universe over and over again. If you don't believe salt will kill a slug, you can try it over and over again, and the slug will always die. If you don't believe Jupiter exists, buy a telescope and you will be able to observe Jupiter over and over again.
>>217178822you are to me (and the rest of the thread) what BE poster is to youhopefully you reflect on this realisation and you both fuck off back to britfeel
his life is a series of failure and meltdowns, getting no replies all day posting all day every day
just got called a four eyed fuck in tk maxx
>>2171788474chan is your life albeit
>>217178807nobody shags here
the parasite abuses the anonymous nature of the site and how (because of the anonymous nature of the thread) it is a captive audience. but nobody wants him. nobody likes him. he can only copy-paste, repeat, and project on at this (to try to survive). that is because he is a parasite >>217178845shes got the horse game titties
>>217178856>4chan is your life the parasite, trying to survive, is crying, copy-pasting right back at the person what they do or saying that some other wrong makes theirs (and there are many) right. it is coping, seething, and projecting on>nooo let me survive I need to keep going! it is a parasite saying this in all his posts. it is what it is really saying with his posts 100% of his 20+ personas get less than 1 reply for every 24 posts he makes, and he posts 24 hours a day 7 days a week for these results (4chan is his life)
>>217178839Thanks for the midwit sales pitch but that's not really relevant to my post at all
gigamelty in progress
>>217178880>the parasite, trying to survive, is crying, copy-pasting right back at the personThis is literally what you are doing.Do you have zero capacity for self reflection
notice how the bix nood, irish diaspora, BE flag, and other shit has stopped while he says that over and over again because of me
so employed tranny topped himself did he?
>217178899 the parasite, trying to survive, is crying, copy-pasting right back at the person what they do or saying that some other wrong makes theirs (and there are many) right. it is coping, seething, and projecting on>nooo let me survive I need to keep going! it is a parasite saying this in all his posts. it is what it is really saying with his posts 100% of his 20+ personas get less than 1 reply for every 24 posts he makes
>>217178899he does notall his meltyposts are pure projection
>>217178928
>>217178927don't think he's that flexible
>>217178928shut it nigga
>>217178927after the seasidemark noncery evidence came out, yeah
>>217178927it was another dogshit persona coming from the parasite. check the archives for "parasite moment" - he also posted on spaincunt trip by accident and then posted on the tranny trip the same post, and has done the same (forgetting they are sacked tranny) multiple times with the parasite moment linked posts just another dogshit persona that gets no replies and copes about his failures at life by being a hated failure on 4chan to try for replies (which doesnt even work despite being the lowest hanging fruit) one would think that if you spent all day every day here trying to get replies - going so far to have 20+ personas - you would learn how to get replies, or at least get the low-hanging fruit. but it cant
>>217178956don't understand why he'd care since he loves nonces
>>217178949
>>217178963If he's so shit at getting replies why are you giving him so much attention in this threadTake your own advice
got really wide jeans to fit in with the zoomers
I will follow Tobus ChristWe must overcome The Parasite, The Deceiver; Spaitan
does anyone have the bet365 odds on niggaposting getting in the top 5 for gimmick of the yearreckon it's a dark horse
>>217178392>>217178454>217178494>>217178525>217178532>>217178954all the parasite can do is repeat and copy-paste, and that is because it is retarded. that is why it spends all day here, and why it cant get replies
>>217178985think you mean baggy
most of the Christmas shopping done dee lads x
>>217178992+2 to my replies count
>>217178985I just get normal jeans
>>217178990this post is likely the parasite too (samefagging itself, again)
>>217178992thanks for the replies
>>217178995sort of but they fit kind of normal on my butt wish id sized up maybe ill exchange them
>>217179014nigga shut UP
farts are utterly rancid today
>>217178887I didn't think it would be so easy to demonstrate that you're a moron, yet here we are
>>217178990nobody knows what that is go outside please
>>217179031mine have been mostly just wind, zero smell
>>217179025 the parasite, trying to survive, is crying, copy-pasting right back at the person what they do or saying that some other wrong makes theirs (and there are many) right. it is coping, seething, and projecting on>nooo let me survive I need to keep going! it is a parasite saying this in all his posts. it is what it is really saying with his posts I remind you once more that this is a parasite trying to survive. >nooo let me survive let me keep going! no. 100% of his 20+ personas get less than 1 reply for every 24 posts he makes
>>217179042>>>/int/cum/
>>217179033To be clear, you are arguing at a GCSE level of understandingIf you are in fact an adult, then people like you are basically not human in my book
>>217179053You've gave him loads of replies in this thread
did you guys see the parasite samefag himself for the second time in the thread just now? when he posted like 8 times the same thing, then said "wait guys, shall we make this the gimmick of the year? this thing that im spamming right now?" in trying to benefit from doing it
>>217179055>>>/r9k/
>>217179053>the parasite, trying to survivethis is the 7th time you've copied and pasted this same post in this thread alonehave some self awareness nigga
why does nigga trigga him
>>217179078oh shut up you gay porn man
Fighting for my life on the toilet right now. Ring like an automatic machine gun. Me never gonna eat $2 road crab again lord Jesus protect me
>>217179088sc
In December, I'll be in Beijing opening up new pork markets. :)
>>217178839>science is repeating the same experiment over and over again to observe the pre-concieved results you want over and over again. it is looking at your hypothesis proving itself to be true over and over again. science is following the same thing that has been done over and over again. that way we can say - over and over again - that the things we know to be true are true you are not scientific
>>217179073I didn't think it would be so easy to demonstrate that you're a moron. Turns out it was exceptionally easy.
finga on the trigga i aint takin shit from no nigga
>>217179097 the parasite, trying to survive, is crying, copy-pasting right back at the person what they do or saying that some other wrong makes theirs (and there are many) right. it is coping, seething, and projecting on>nooo let me survive I need to keep going! it is a parasite saying this in all his posts. it is what it is really saying with his posts 100% of his 20+ personas get less than 1 reply for every 24 posts he makes
this is why in the op you have to write "no meltdowns" or the janny won't do anything if he's having a nuclear meltdown
Just ignore the grown man seeking attention. Just let his Toby Tantrum go on.
>>217179142copied and pasted it again award
>>217178623the parasite is diego (or rather that is one of its personas) by the way
the parasite, trying to survive, is crying, copy-pasting right back at the person what they do or saying that some other wrong makes theirs (and there are many) right. it is coping, seething, and projecting on>nooo let me survive I need to keep going! it is a parasite saying this in all his posts. it is what it is really saying with his posts100% of his 20+ personas get less than 1 reply for every 24 posts he makes
Warsaw Pact or NATO lads?
>>217179157not a single original thought in your brain is there always having to defend itself (because it is a parasite), you would think that it would get better at doing it - just like the posts and being here all day every day for replies and wash-brain. but you cant. retard
had a massive edgy wank and now my prostate hurts
>>217179173this poster is mounce on a VPN
>>217179181wha was edgy about it
>>217179178The one that's still alive.
>>217179181arsewank?
these two are made for each other they should just kiss already
the parasite had to shit up and rain spamiAm because he (diego) was threatened. thats why the parasite shit it up and ruined it. clearly he has no parents
>>217179193i kept screaming nigger
>>217179104I don't see what your post has to do with the point that Ricky is making.
>>217179221s
learning about laplace transforms :>
dopamine maxing rn
>>217179221niggerscreaming
studies should be copied by other people, should be replicable before that, should be repeated, but your application of that (and your idea of what science is) ends the matching of your ideas to what science is, and you as a person are not scientific as a result of that. your experiments are not science
Sponge bap Badonkadonk pants
>>217179260avatar flag you post cuckshit on
>>217179251Most pathetic thing I've seen all day and that's saying a lot, I live in Sweden
>>217179251dudes will really fraction their whole desktop like this instead of just alt tabbing lol
>>217179251pov: your parents neglected you
>>217179287project on
>>217179274Avatar flag you pretend not to be indian behind
>>217179221>>217179252modes take these racists from /b/ out
>>217179251just finished that piers morgan tucker interview sometime ago and it was actually pretty funny, not just chuds agreeing with each other on every viewpoint
Insane how much aura the Altair/Ezio Assassin's Creed games had.
let the people fight (on that accursed board), I dont care lolbut after that they go (again) im not saying that there should be NONE of it - because it serves an audience and is what the community wants, what drives traffic, etc. - but it should be trimmed by lots you made your post because of some thought that I had about time and money or duties being performed but I am not to say it yet. I do want you to understand, if you do. this post not quoting any other
There does not exist a single argument that could be used to support the exceptional role which science today plays in society. Science has done many things, but so have other ideologies. Science often proceeds systematically, but so do other ideologies (just consult the records of the many doctrinal debates that took place in the Church) and, besides, there are no overriding rules which are adhered to under any circumstances; there is no "scientific methodology" that can be used to separate science from the rest. Science & just one of the many ideologies that propel society and it should be treated as such (this statement applies even to the most progressive and most dialectical sections of science). What consequences can we draw from this result? The most important consequence is that there must be a formal separation between state and science just as there is now a formal separation between state and church.
https://vocaroo.com/14ONwkfId7b2song
>>217179339what the fuck are you on about mate
even when the parasite latches on, shits up the thread, gaslights the thread, I dont think that people would like to see me go. I would be fully willing to accept that fact but even with everything he does to lower others (me here), I dont think I am hated here by a majority (and I dont care if some people, such as his friends dislike me)the comparison isnt worth it to go find out if anyone is liked more - or more like, someone, anyone liked less - than the parasite
>>217179279ktim rapidly alt tabbing 600 times per second so i can watch all the videos at once
>>217179356hope ai shat this out and you didnt write it in an attempt to feign intelligence on the irish poo rape bulletin board
>>217179376
the parasite has been told again (by CA flag again) to quit while he is losing lmao thats the second time now. I wish that when he was in pain the community would deal killing blows to him so that he goes all the way and gets rid of himself for the threads sake. that is because he is a parasite
greeno eats 3am gooning incident
just done a fart that absolutely reeks of eggs but i've not had eggs
>>217179485Alri Emma Watson
>>217179485egg goblins been sneaking boiled eggs down your mouth whuile you sleep
going to p- ut some nettles in a jar with sodium hydroxide oven cleaner again, with a bag over the jar (possibly with malt on) for crystals to form on which have an interesting affinity for the bodies nerves
get it made
Brits unironically pronounce “Graham” with two syllables lmao
>>217179485did you eat some white bread before this? I was eating some and felt a very eggy something in my belly
>>217179521yank niggas be eating gram crackers
funny how the dueling meltdowns stopped right as the thread almost hit bump limit
>>217179560>>217179560>>217179560
Cody bro do you know where Gramm and Cregg are?
>>217179557wont reply to him next thread then but I am going to in the future because this retard is dogshit
>>217179531NoMost likely cause is egg goblinsI'll call the exterminator
