remember when /brit/ used to be about pints slags and crisps
what days those were... what halcyon days...

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That's Diego done then

>>217179595
can't have that anymore due to you-know-what

>>217179560
only things i remember from runescape are wilderness and pest control

want him to have a meltdown just mention uma game. doesnt want to talk about uma game so he shits up the thread to try and stop it
that on top of 100 other things

>>217179612
why did you post this again

I'm dyxselic

>>217179637
No meltdowns

eating global elite food

>>217179637
nobody wants to talk about gacha shit thoughever its totally mindless may as well roll dice and post about what you get

What causes mousenonce to have meltdowns out of nowhere? Just discussing topics he doesn’t like?

>>217179667
what's that then?

you lads know /brit/ is optional? you dont have to come here and have meltys all day every day

just got two sixes lads

>>217179634
add 1 [esx, 60].HP push

(HP does the math as its own thing)

>>217179687
More of a 67 man myself.

>>217179674
telling him to shut up because nobody wants to read another hundred posts about whatever gacha game he's currently spaffing all his bennies on

>>217179595
Which city has th best slags?

>>217179686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jccvkYqcZnA

hull got all the baddies

>>217179664
Woggles

>>217179673
there is skill to it but also gambling (risk vs reward)

>>217179560
what does /brit/ think about sailing

>>217179720
okay and so what

six seven
SCREAMING

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>>217179709
vitoria

the new wit card +1 speed on training is kind of dogshit. it sounds a lot better in my head
I would probably put it at a lower level to lower priority (if it affects +speed when on speed training) not that training wit is the problem. guts is useless

>>217179709
beirut

>>217179774
honest question why don't you keep this to yourself

unless it is the other wheen event card SSR speed in the same deck

wasn't there someone here who had 2 lesbian mums?

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>>217179803

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmbiBVPe5bY

the new wit SSR MBL is maybe still good with training effectiveness speed cards (on training wit)

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is this the shit he is playing ?

five and a three that time, another strong roll

>>217179767
Na, Braga has the highest amount of sexy portuguese women by square km

>>217179830
That’s a bloke.
>>217179834
SYBAU

+22 speed on wit training is poggers
>>217179845
yes
I only like silence sazuka for the front 3 horses because none of them have giant boobies (the bigger is the more assets they have)

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>>217179860

>king halo wedding dress outfit
release it and the horse is canonically a girl (but he is the only male horse, he is KING halo)

i think we should bring back classic sexism like go back to the kitchen etc

because obviously they are female in the context of the game so the wedding dress costume with star pieces means they are a girl and also 3* unlock king halo

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>>217179560
Mad how much things have changed over the years.

oooh darn! i only got a one and a three this time
i'm going to keep posting this even though NOBODY cares

He's actually an ipad kid playing his little game and spamming /brit/ 16 hours a day with any benign thing that happens on his funny glowing screen

Seeing some spamming/flooding

just ran 10km for this first time in 6 months did it in 57 mins x

>>217179845
some gay ass shit
what kind of fucking loser plays this

2 and a 4 that time

fuck plusnet

>>217180001
you're slipping

ni hao

>>217180005
back of the net

>>217180020
And a ching chong chang to you too

SUM TING WONG

i'm have the flaming yong

you can't post the snogging ponies
you just can't

plusnet, the isp for gentle northerners

no ponies

Grandad just died
Apparently he was having a nice chat with his carer and then just died
Mental how we're all going to die isn't it
I turn 30 next week, won't be long till I die really in the grand scheme of things

>>217180070
>gentle northerners
are they the um posters x

:>

bussnet
when dat innynet shi be bussin

My god windows 11 is shite

>>217180084
ever shag him up the arse?

cant put matikane on mile because every team needs an ACE even though he would win more off medium (neither have good stats)

>>217180106
Never had the pleasure

>>217180048
Me and who

in my evil nigger bedroom

quiet isn't it
everyone's doing their christmas shopping no doubt

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the establishment quaking

lowered my rank to B1 :)

Heather bloke here ama

>>217180163
Quite bizarre how the elderly feature so heavily in these Palestine Action protests

>>217180169
why are you a nonce?

arse is even more painful today

>>217180154
Some ISPs have genuinely started blocking 4chan now

>>217180194
4,1,2,3

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could it be that the rich and powerful simply love raping children?

>>217180198
Really? Which ones?

>>217180198
yeah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgy3Hlc4mn0

>>217180105
sticking with windows 10 not like i can update anyway on this near decade old laptop

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ADONBILIVIT

>>217180194
Boggling that they are all 17

hell hath no fury like a Mousey scorned

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our ash

mumberg keeps putting the washing on at 60 she's going to ruin my pants

heard that andrews and arnold are the best ISP, but i'm on BT still

>>217180228
Plusnet
Accessing 4chan keeps giving an "unknown protocol" error, same for any other OSA non-compliant site. Turning a VPN on and off gets around it

>>217180249
wtf fr

>>217180241
that's not safe rorke!! you're not getting security updates!!!

>>217180245
boots as black as the bbc she'd need to satisfy her

>>217180261
god she does not give one solitary shit about the environment does she

>>217180253
shes chopped

>>217180286
Chuck em all in blender I say

>>217180286
reminder that the government want to make this illegal

>>217180283
she's a daft bitch

>>217180315
would

Every night wife falls asleep on the settee. Last thing, like a ninja, I load the dishwasher, turn the TV off, lock up, turn the lights off, as silently as I can. Last night I finally succeeded in not waking her light sleeping self and having the bed to myself. VICTORY IS MINE.

>>217180314
make what illegal

getting stoned alone and runnijg the model trains

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>>217180323

>>217180330
protesting against genocide

>>217180344
hmm no don't think that's true

would even if she was my sister

>>217180354
well it 100% is

>>217180361
hmmm... no

im a yoghurt male

>>217180394
what does that mean
what the fuck does that mean

>>217180394
you're a lemon pal

thankful for my big fat butt

might start making my pasta soon

>>217180410
barsed

le me: *training wit for the 4th time*
news reporter: shes pulling out all the stops! [she is now your friend]

anyone started drinking yet?

>>217180426
bing bing wahoo

>>217180429
yeah i've had two coffees and a litre of water

>>217179560
This map looks like unnatural boring shit

anyone got any /brit/ images that would make a good puzzle

>>217180429
drinking a sugar free tango cherry

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>>217180451

>>217180471
scmeaing

anon do I buy with hint lvl 1 or are there more hint lvls for taking the lead or its predecessor

>>217180471
Thousand pieces, bosh

remeerber town of salem

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>>217180451

why do millennials keep posting the ai baby

why did tim post his spunking knob that time?

>>217180512
it is quite funny but yes I wouldn't say it's as massively funny as they think

>>217180529
for the banter

>>217180536
seems to get posted for no reason whatsoever

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>>217180512

remember the dancin g baby from ally mcbeal
what was that about

>>217180512
is it milennials?

>>217180572
having fun are we

Brentford XI: Kelleher; Kayode, Van den Berg, Collins, Hickey; Henderson, Jensen, Damsgaard; Schade, Thiago, Dango.

Burnley XI: Dubravka; Walker, Esteve, Tuanzebe, Hartman; Cullen, Floreninto, Hannibal; Tchaouna, Flemming, Foster.

>>217180587
when dorset police invite you to a voluntary interview regarding some allegations on social media

>>217180605
wonder who has the biggest knob

>>217180593
guaranteed

>>217180626
Tuanzebe is the blackest name so I reckon him

>>217180630
she cured my transphobia

ummy

>>217180630
CWLTSHC

>>217180512
it's not ai

>>217180673
zoomers think anything edited is AI

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Just been the butchers
670g of stewing steak £9
600g of "diced beef" at Tesco across the road is £8
And it's utter shite
You'd have to have the brain of a paki to still be buying meat at the supermarket

>>217180335
KTIM from age 13 to 29

someone I went to school with just saw Fearne Cotton in Sainsbury's. I won't be posting which one obviously

>>217180686
a clue has been gained

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>>217179560
Still not paying for membership

>>217180241
Switch to Linux Mint
It just works

wanted to buy a new car but the mrs was having a sulk over it, ended up repairing this cunt of a car i've had for the past 3 years and its ended up costing me more than if i just bought a new one and shes moaning at me for wasting money when we're meant to be saving for a deposit

>>217180673
okay

>>217179927
What are the Oceans like in the Sailing update?

>>217180710
quite a fuckable face

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not pictured: coffee grinding

>>217180686
the Tesco one is lean, that's why it's more expensive

sounds like you got scammed desu

Is there anything more runtish than driving with one hand on top of the steering wheel?

>>217180753
yeh not having a license

the Australian empire is fueled with chicken flavour two minute noodles

>>217180752
bizarre cope, how do you know how lean the butcher beef is?

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the 'key

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>get the train into town
>walk around for an hour
>look in a few shops but dont buy anything
>get the train home
>pay 20 quid for the privilege
this is life after 30 when youre single lads

>>217180750
for me it's photography, hiking, and cats

>>217180766
for me it's the humble indomie mi goreng

why do n*rtherners say ass instead of as like fasst instead of fast

>>217180750
mine is sucking cock and getting bummed

>>217180772
Bit steep isn't it

>>217180774
should have bought a cinnamon bun

>>217180779
also indispensable

gay optician said my eyes looked very healthy
but he asked if my family had a history of cholesterol then didnt say anything else about it
what did he mean by that

>>217180766
What about chicken salt?

>>217180772
my sister's making me a nut roast from a packet for christmas

>>217180774
you could have done one of these
>>217180750

>>217180805
he looked into your eyes and saw diabetes

>>217180774
woke up to another 2k purchase while i was poo steaming last night, what no pussy does to a mf

>>217180805
probably because he has ither checks he can do for people with certain medical family history

>>217180807
doesnt taste like chicken its a scam just basically normal salt but thats enough to blow shrivelled antipodean minds

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>>217180587

nonstop nut november is nearly over
shall be able to take a break from wanking soon

Man City XI: Donnarumma; Nunes, Dias, Gvardiol, O'Reilly; Nico, Bernardo, Reijnders; Foden, Haaland, Doku.

Leeds XI: Perri; Bogle, Rodon, Struijk, Justin; Ampadu, Tanaka, Gruev; James, Nmecha, Gnonto.

>>217180752
Mine is lean too

>>217180710
all the zoomer actresses look the same

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O.o

>>217180837
gf loves to be picked up and csrried to the bedroom

>>217180769
my neighbours a butcher. they keep the lean stuff for themselves and sell the fatty parts to the public

american history x was just a shitty rip off of romper stomper when you get down to it

levis have a 50% off sale for black Friday but im planning on losing weight (starting tomorrow) so not sure which size to get

>>217180859
so shes a child

>>217180852
What you mean they look like they have foetal alcohol syndrome

women are

>>217180870
get the bigger ones then treat yourself to a block of cheese

>>217180860
Why would they keep the tasteless lean stuff that they could sell for more than the tasty fatty stuff

>>217180895
for themselves

>>217180870
really? thought it was buy 2 get 1 half price

>>217180855
>Kids
>Teens
>Thugs
>Brutes
>Youths
>Crowds
>Mayors
>Firebug
>Joggers
>Maniacs
>Loiterers
>Kia boys
>Parolees
>Swervers
>Juveniles
>Knifemen
>Hooligans
>Hoodlums
>Protesters
>Teenagers
>Boyfriends
>Pranksters
>Youngsters
>Party goers
>Ex-convicts
>Delinquents
>Porch pirates
>Straphanger
>Church goers
>Young fathers
>Honda drivers
>Jobless losers
>Gifted athletes
>Gang members
>Trouble makers
>Quiet choirboys
>Bus passengers
>Aspiring rappers
>Subway dancers
>famous tiktokers
>Repeat offenders
>Lifelong criminals
>Masked assailants
>Misguided vandals
>Persons of interest
>Lunchtime rowdies
>Restaurant patrons
>Dinnertime burglars
>Unhinged strangers
>Hulking schoolboys
>Unruly young adults
>Community activists
>Unhappy customers
>Former NFL players
>Black Friday crowds
>Troubled young men
>Spring break partiers
>High school students
>Neighborhood bullies
>Scholarship recipients

butchers are devious

https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/crime/banned-butcher-swindled-ps134000-in-vat-scam-5299678

Any other stone cold incels hardened by years of isolation and rejection in?

>>217180871
only mentally

i worked for a butcher and he used to sell the best cuts of meat to the local restaurants

We are the creatures down at the botttom

>>217180928
So?

whens the last time you had a posh wank?

>>217180928
big commercial butchers sell all the best cuts to restaurants, all of the 2nd best cuts M&S, and all of the 3nd best cuts to Waitrose

How come I don't have a BWC

stewing over my pointless life which is lacking seasoning, I am cooked lads

>>217180953
are you a girl

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Ann Davidson caused a blast in her Strathaven butcher shop by incorrect gas storage

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/butchers-gas-bottle-causes-huge-36249358

>>217180921
kahteeeem!

>>217180964
we can't all be blessed with 5.5inch BWCs lad, that would make the white race overpowered

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Seeing another escort tomorrow lads.

I'm praying this goes well. I'm preparing as much as I can in terms of hygiene. I have to get this right so that she'll see me again for multiple sessions as I don't know if I'll be able to get hard and have sex in the first hour I see her.

>>217180921
I'm still a frightened shaking little bunny incel. Need hardening up somehow

i have decided the newest fifa is the worst one they've ever done

>>217180942
honestly? 3 fitties

>>217180989
why not shop around some prostitutes

oh joy heathermong has a new obsession about dodgy butchers

Emma Watson doing a blast in my face from her gas storage

>>217180982
Elon Musk should invent mods for our penises so we can compete ffs

>>217180989
what if she farts on your face when you're eating her out

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>>217180989

>>217180998
Boost your testosterone lad. It helps build mental resistance.

This butcher admitted abducting and sexually assaulting a primary schoolgirl while dressed as a woman. And these are just the cases that get reported.

https://news.stv.tv/scotland/andrew-miller-horror-in-borders-melrose-community-after-local-butchers-conviction-for-abduction

if I’m not rich by 35 then I will just kill myself because honestly what’s the fucking point

>>217180709
i'm not a virgin

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>Zarah Sultana boycotts first day of Your Party conference over 'witch hunt' expulsions
>Your Party co-founder Zarah Sultana refuses to enter group's conference hall

never been rejected me, also never even tried because im intimidated by social encounters let alone romantic ones

>>217181040
Four choices for the new party name
>Your Party
>Our Party
>Popular Alliance
>For The Many
Quite the list isn't it

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rawr :3

Eight men jailed after cocaine found in Gloucestershire butcher's shop

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-67168738

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get the giga slags posted then

>>217180989
gonna ask to lick her arsehole?

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>>217181035

>>217181007
I have, I saw the Russian one 4 weeks ago but haven't had a response from her since. I'll try one last time in December.

I've got a list on AW. This one I'm seeing tomorrow looks really good, she seems the more intimate type.

I've also got another one booked for the 4th. But I want to find one I can see from multiple sessions to build confidence.

>>217181057
For The Many is obviously the best but it's still wank
Also being abbreviated to FTM isn't very LGBT friendly

>>217181040
i cant believe the islamo-communist alliance is starting to fall apart who could have possibly foreseen this

>>217180860
Oh well if your neighbour does it I suppose that must apply to every butchers up and down the country

>>217181071
Nah not into rimming, but I'll probably ask to try 69.

>>217181044
GIWTWM. my desire to be loved is the reason i've ended up in this situation. IT'S OVER

>>217181095
Bear in mind heathernonce lives on a Scottish council estate

might watch lord of the rings fellowship of the ring followed by lord of the rings the two towers followed by lord of the rings return of the king this afternoon

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yfw you're paying for ahmed and his 5 retarded inbred kids

>>217181002
the only people i imagine still playing fifa are black and brown yoots

>>217181095
It's what they learn in their training

spongebob big guy pants ok

>>217181113
that's 9 hours of film, la

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mfw rorke

must be grim being a bender in a hot southern american state
imagine the state of their arses in summer if you went to rim a lad on a chance encounter

Sort of want a wank but it feels wrong to wank considering my grandad died 4 hours ago

>>217181118
better than if they grew up in poverty and resentful towards society and felt the need to avenge themselves through antisocial behaviour tbqh

>>217181149
at least, it'll be the extended cuts of course

>>217181044
I got rejected once and never tried again

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>>217181155
just insanely fit

To all Airlines, Pilots, Drug Dealers, and Human Traffickers, please consider THE AIRSPACE ABOVE AND SURROUNDING VENEZUELA TO BE CLOSED IN ITS ENTIRETY. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

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>>217181165
damn what a cuck

>>217181158
love sweaty female buttholes if i was gay id probably love sweaty man arses too

>>217181185
Looks like she's been facefucked by bees

>>217181158
i mean
just shower

>>217181155
unbelievably fit let the cunts in

>>217181185
Why do south Asians have those pudgy faces even when they're not fat
Bizarre fat distribution

mad how quick guacamole goes off

>>217181158
i think americans shower quite a lot
like 2 or 3 times a day

>>217181216
natural defence against beatings from husband

>>217181225
lash it on your fanny and have your dog lick it off

>>217181160
dedicate it to him then. he will understand

>>217180683
don't go telling leftypol about this

>>217180750
would sniff her arse after a bike ride

>>217181216
i blame winston churchill

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>>217181194
>if

>>217181158
Swamp ass innit

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i have a big dick

>>217181293
is it male or female? x

>>217181293
yeah? post it

>>217181216
They have awful diets.
Low protein, liquid slop, sugary desserts and carb heavy.

>>217181246
True perhaps he would
Okay I will
Perhaps as a show of respect I won't go full gay porn

giving the cat a ruddy good stroke

>>217181306
its against the rules

good moleman to you

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>>217181293
Biggus Dickus?

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>giving the cat a ruddy good stroke

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Pat is 85. She’s been arrested under section 13 of the Terrorism Act in Manchester for holding & refusing to put away a sign that reads “I oppose genocide. I support Palestine action.”

Now watch this drive

>>217181370
Shouldn't have supported a terrorist organisation then

>>217181370
rozzers love this shit

>>217181388
Jewish claws

>>217181396
Brown paws

>>217181370
thats not why she was arrested she was taking part of in a demonstration by a terrorist organisation babe xx

>>217181396
Paki stench

>>217181370
such a waste of police resources and only makes them look bad
fucking retarded

>>217181441
>>217181441

t