i lost my Mandate of Heaven
It has to be earned
>tfw we lost our prominence and the mandate of heaven when we culled our beaver population>beaver population has since reboundedDutchbro's... this is our century
>>217181408there is no stupid law against petting wild beavers right?
>>217181440yeah there isHere's a beaver getting arrested
>>217181475wtf what did he do?
>>217181505He wasn't allowed within 50 meters of an elementary school
>>217181408He who kills the water beaver has committed a grave sin. The Zoroastrians were right all along.