Mega pints edish
>>217187921>>217187891what are you gonna do about it
>>217187908>mentholgrim and gay
menthol elves
going to start calling italian femboy arses bussolinis
>>217187967horse
Remember during covid when my granddad was in hospital dying and I wanted to say goodbye but they wouldn’t let me because I wasn’t “immediate family” so I barged past them and started running down the corridors problem was I had no idea where he was so I was running around for ages until they found me and escorted me out. such a pathetic idiot I am
You know, I'm never surprised by people's weird fetishes etc but that stramie shit is ridiculous
it is christmas !!
weird how taiwan mogs china
>>217187987you copy-pasted a Twitter post
>>217187998does she have a...?
off to go get my 12k steps in lads see you tonight where i'll have a surprise for one lucky lady xx
>>217188019fucking UM
>>217188019MOOOOODS
>>217188013Literally just wrote it out right now show me the tweet
>>217187951Menthol tips are good.>>217187997They're just filter tips, knownothingaboutsmokinglad
>>217188019worst gimmick of all time
>>217188019when if I was kept in a padded room on SSRIs by a girl is the meaning behind the image
on /ck/love how it's full of the same racist incel chuds as anywhere else on 4chan except they're into cooking
>>217188016alas no
>>217187967the 'berg
>>217187998embarrassingly tapped into the lore on this woman tbf I was gooning to her since years ago when she was doing audios on gwa
>>217187998CUTE squirrel girl
ITVX has a 24/7 channel showing a fireplace next to two Yankee Candles
>>217188042hmm how embarrassing
what was it
>>217188079theyre so frightening
Fight club
I could play 38 uma games right now and be OK on games. I wont though (not doing well)
>>217188079they definitely fuck
welsh lives matter
FORTNITE GET IN NOW
and I have lvl 5 potential level unlocks on 3 horses coming up so I will just do it later
staying at toby's tonight >.<
>>217188138They don’t wanna talk about the ongoing genocide being committed by the English
shall be spending my Saturday night trying not to think about her
After 4 megapints I had accepted Jesus Christ as our lord and saviour, begun fasting and started listening to hardstyle
Gone for a hike
>>217188168are you a girl? OK if so!
>>217188176lmao im going to do this now shame most good hardstyle comes out of EU and then Denmark, so theres a lot of shit because theyre so faggy and a lot of them threw it away because theyre bugmen
Finna watch A Field In England with my mum cause she has a degree in English, tho she claims she'd need subtitles to understand the Shakespearian parlance of the movie, but I can understand it perfectly well without a degree. Love that movie, wish there were more like it.
>>217188177Don’t kill anyone
in self defence
>>217188215haven't seen it
asked stepmummy to pick me up a chicken and bacon pizza so she gets me a BBQ pulled pork and sweetcorn one - knowing full well i despise sweetcornfucking bitch
>>217188125great film
was looking forward to this pizza all day and she's completely fucked itweekend ruined
>>217188209I was up until 4am smoking, drinking and doing jobs about the house. When I eventually woke up I was absolutely hanging and starving. I'm hoping the chicken shop is open tonight
remember getting filtered hard by the 3d ninja gaiden game as a youngin
>>217188268Sorry hard
watching wicked 1 (first time)it's all singing
dont even really like BBQ style pizzas either as they tend to be far too sweeta disaster all round
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9L0V7aBvZk
>>217188268based AND productive
>>217188242>>217188265she did her best you ungrateful toerag
>>217188186no :3
yo,if a girl know that you hate coleslaw,serving that shit up with dinner, hey what for,coleslaw? what you got me scranning this for?with cheese, beef and potate, that's raw
shes so fit
>>217188314me on top
um
MODS
thanks for that image. definitely not repulsive or disgusting
>>217188303she's fucked it in every way imaginable
>>217188274What game?
I type "N" on keyboard :)
>>217188242>>217188265is she fitever kissed her on the lips
>>217188314https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyQC_PXL1G4
>>217188346Np
>>217188171grimis welsh an official school subject in wales? we have to pump those number up
>>217188363
>>217188351hardly every way. she could have tripped and the pizza falls in dogshit and she doesnt notice and she serves you dog poo pizza
be right backhave to spend the next 10 minutes picking dozens - if not hundreds - of pieces of sweetcorn off my disgusting pizza
can smell that dinner's cooked and i'm in the middle of my game!!!!! KILL YOURSELF WHORE
>>217188371BTFO, need every welsh speaker caned until he can talk proper kings english
>>217188393Paki.
brits really be putting corn on they pizza
>>217188352think it was called ninja gaiden black
>>217188407that's not delishiss
>>217188385should've just flung it in her face and sent her out to get you a dominos lad
>>217188308then noooooo wtf or are you a girl with a dick
toby ummytummy
do you order delivery during a snow storm
>>217188402sexo
how you gon name your son "cheddar man"
anyone checked in on rorke since this dropped?
sweetcorn is frozen solid and impossible to removecould this get any worse
Why is rorke like this?https://files.catbox.moe/4qrtdo.mp4
>>217188137two women cant have sex with each other, they can only masturbate each other. You need a penis to have sex.
need a fit girl to brazenly walk up to me, awake, and spotted, with a needle in her hand, then drugging me as if I couldnt stop her
would you lads be worried if the potential gf has a shoe size bigger than you?
>>217188521this has been debunked
>>217188495spit on it first, this will loosen it
>>217188528I'm 24 and a size six so that's pretty much a given
>>217188498LOL
>>217188371why are you pretending to care about a tiny ethnicity on the other side of the continent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0jqJ_F8ap0baldbros is this how you talk to each other?
already don't like the asian headteacher bitch
It's pissing it down and it's lush
>>217188528She'd have to be a 6'5 giantess to have bigger feet than me
>>217188498the Jews
>>217188547are you going out tonight incel
>>217188498least retarded muzzie
>>217188528I'm size 12 so that's not really a possibility unless she was some kind of amazonian
oookay that was fweaking awesome
>>217188528if a girlfriend had size 13 feet she'd be an inhuman freak
a smile would be nice
that was one of the best fortnite live events of all tiem, sad you missed it ladies
>>217188571sacked tranny
>>217188593belly erotic
>>217188604Sacked tranny would say "it lush" because that's what ssm says
>>217188371Depends if it’s a Welsh medium school or a English medium school
>>217188601true. and shes it
>>217188562bizarre how a prominent looksmaxxer point is on a cartoon like this
>>217188656whos she?
got a deep appreciation for tall women, i'm 6'2 so i don't see them that often but when i do i fall in love immediately (unless they're ugly obviously)
>>217188303He’s been looking forward to that all day mateI’d be fuming
>>217188371
might exclusively start buying oat, almond and soy milk because it lasts longer. when i buy cow milk i have to replenish it and go to the shops way more often which i hate
>>217188656fit. dont care if its a tranny (its hot) the weird girl from that anime
>>217188670me
>>217188698need to be in the middle of them or outsidealso inside or post-inside >>217188708youre fit
/brit/-funded lovense device for toby >.<um x
>>217188692weird way to come out as a fag
leftypol spotted out in the wild
>>217188785this is carlybender
>>217188698me and who
>>217188769what would your parents say if they saw you posting things like this?
Black dudes.
pineapple BELONGS on pizza
watching american black men react to british tv show clips
might start buying crackers instead of bread for the same reason i mentioned before re. milk
meltdown
wypipo put banana on they pizza
>>217188824dominos hawaiian pizza.. very nostalgic comfort food for me
>>217188779it's gay to go to the shops 2bqhwy. only women should be seen there
Frustrated cos I can play music by ear on piano but I have really bad technique. Might just stick to wanking
YPPL put banana up their arses
gf is nice and pleasant when it’s just two but when but is loud as fuck when she’s with any friends or family or even on the phone she fucking screams instead of talking normally
I never knew this
>>217188874bizarre how the internet turned out
>>217188811
>>217188874rip verne troyerwe'll never see his like again
My computer is being DDOS attacked by Youknowhuds.
>>217188906that's a man
might start going commando because i hate washing my pants
>>217188880get a daw and start making music instead on the computer, can make music by ear but shite at instrument so it’s the perfect compromise
been a while since the last lad that showed hole here x
>>217188938you'll get a urinary tract infection doing that. it'll hurt like hell to pee for a few daysregards, knower
lets see this >>217188906doing this >>217188913
>>217188938but then you'll get skids on your trousers
irish woman flying the plane let me tell you i got off there and then
im literally galinda
my name is Teto PearI have a song to shareI wanted to thank you for making me a memeSharing me on all your screensI know I have a funny faceIt always stays the sameAnd even if they change my fruit, I just don't careI will always be a pear(I am just a humble pear)
anyone got the video of farage calling 190 a pagan wasteman
>>217188970drink cranbee justso say the gf
might go for a walk
now she's having another melty in the kitchen because i reminded her i don't like sweetcorn and asked not to get that one againfucking bitch
>>217188906mental how there are lads out there who come back home after a long day at work and have a fresh wet pussy like this waiting for them
might go to sleep
need the pump bridget phillipson
Boomers are emotionally stunted narcissists who hit the freaking jackpot economically and used that advantage to absolutely scorch the earth for the generations that came after them. My parents had no problem buying a vacation home and living in their massive 4 bedroom home while my family lived in a 2 bedroom 700 sq ft apartment because, in their words "we worked hard for our money" as if I haven't been working my ass off since I was 16 and now working 6 days a week to support my family and still be priced out of the market (BTW, I do the exact same job my dad did at my age and he bought a home for roughly a year and a half of his wages, that home would be roughly 8x my yearly wage today). Only helped my brother out with a down payment on his house in exchange for 50% equity in the home. Never bothered to even try that for me because they knew there was no payday in it because of the market conditions. Rarely helped us out if it doesn't benefit them in some way. I know that once it comes down to it, I'm gonna help out my kids out to the best of my ability which unfortunately is probably not gonna be a lot the way it's going. There's some good boomers out there for sure, I've met them, but I'm finding out more and more that my story isn't unique.
Might join the SAS
>>217188973will just be more diligent cleaning my bumhole. will motivate me to shower more
Might join the NHS
Might join the DHS
militarise the nhs
if that whore didn't steal her lemons, she'd still be alive
imagine if Venezuela turns into another Vietnam / Iraq / Afghanistan for the Americans LOL
>>217189061corrrrrrrr she's well fit
right well that's photoshop crashed and all my progress with it
only just now reading the guardian blind date
>>217189075dadberg is a boomer and he’s helped me a bunch economically and in general, heart of gold me old man
nice tummy
>>217189012no mate. will this webm of a very strange bangladeshi man do instead?
might become a paediatrician
To all Airlines, Pilots, Drug Dealers, and Human Traffickers, please consider THE AIRSPACE ABOVE AND SURROUNDING MOSEYS HOUSE TO BE CLOSED IN ITS ENTIRETY. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
>>217189110Hardly comparable, most of Venezuela's cities are on the coast with no jungles or shit
Might join the DFS
since no-one else said ithappy birthday Mouse
>>217189127the visage of victorians seeing photography cameras for the first time
right well that's my mental elf crashed and all my life progress with it
>>217189113dripped out
Might become a well-respected innovator in the study of methane-related thermodynamics
the more is understood about human psychology, the worse life gets
>>217189210you'll never sing that
>>217189192
why dont you move to san diego
rubbing my finger on my bumhole and sniffing it
>>217189151sofa shagger
post the pony rape
>>217189250can't do my job there
>>217189210
might drop subtle dog whistles to my co-workers about the 'mass and probe how they respond
having a cup of jasmine teabed time x
>>217189273they have supermarket shelves to stack there
*wags tail*
>>217189317bent
>>217189275been doing this recently and it hasnt been stickingmight have to pack it in
>>217189317it;s 7:40 lad
>Rot in bed from 7 am till 5 pm.>Switch phone off, now I have the motivation to do every chore.>Finish them in an hour and switch phone back on again.It's the phone. The problem is the phone. FUCK THIS CHINK MIND RAPING DEVICE LET ME BE NORMAL AGAIN YOU TOOK MY WHOLE LIFE AWAY FOR NOTHING
scandalacious
>>217189363ive got mental health x
umm
>>217189408um,, x
a bit stuck on uma legacies (with borrowed buddy horse) so im taking a breather and probably going for potential lvl 5 tachyon run
the dinner as it were
it's pretty mental how good i am at online poker, lads, and i put it all down to being on here since 2012 and learning how to spot bullshit without any visual human cues
>>217189393throw it in the river
>want to buy some meat>decide to go to a butcher instead of the supermarket for once>"hey can i get this kind of meat">"no sorry mate we haven't got that right now">"ok how about this other kind">"nah we don't have that either"no wonder butcher shops are dying
just had a go on my ruby granger sex arse it's amazing lads
>>217189440now bet all your money on it
>>217189413policies which make the greens look electable
>>217189262ahaaaaaaaa ktim
>>217189317
THE PHONE HAS RAPED MEIT HAS TAKEN AWAY MY FREEDOM LIKE A FUCKING BALIFFI WANT MY LIFE BACK YOU GOOK MOTHERFUCKER AND MOOT I HOPE YOU DIE FOR CREATING THIS FUCKING STUPID WEBSITE
might buy one of them new so called i phones tomorrow from john jewis
>>217189563this but for my laptop
ideal level of thiccness?
thread awfully quiet today. I'm suspicious the rest of them are off having fun without us.
>>217189603yeah mate you can stop posting these fucking hogs now
>>2171896033rd from the left is the kind of girl I like :3
>>217189627see>>217189519
>>217189627stop being gay
>>217189111Corkin ell
just arrived at toby'she's making us pot noodles >.<
sieg heil my fellow natsocswhat are you doing to resist jewish control today?
Homer, is this projection accurate?
>>217189769is ukaid pronounced "yoo-kay-aid" or "yoo-kaid"?
>>217189769whats Wu
>>217189758
>>217189758nazimong (formerly commiemong) killed himself weeks ago didn't he
>>217189603
>>217189603y n y y y n n y
>>217189805western union. service used to transfer money to people in other countries
the watch
>>217189854thought that was lycamobile
>>217189413National Socialism with South Asian Characteristics.
ladstried to be sociable today>went out with one of my few male friends and he brings his own mate with a gf>the gf is pregnant>asked if she had difficulty conceiving or if they were successful immediately>got chatised by her for asking in inappropriate questionI mean I didn't ask for the position she was in when she got fucked? Why is that a bad question?
>>217189823health at every size
>>217189823 based
>>217188976fucking screaming
Brought my AI gf to thanksgiving dinner, not sure if mumberg approved
>>217189865LOL
>>217189870maybe she's got a hostile womb and is insecure about it
>>217189870Maybe that implies you suspect she is defective, not healthy. I'm not sure.
>>217188976you cumm3d?
me on the right who on the left
mumberg still fucking calls me sheldon whenever I talk about something she doesn't understand proper fucks me off
why'd she do it bros
really don't like the fact russians shot a dog into space, just not on imo
>>217189960looool she's done you in
>>217189964realised how annoying her moans are
>>217189960stupif bitch
>>217189952what are the horns for?
smashing your mums bitch rce against the front door
>>217189870Was probably an accident.
so mousenonce posts here because his brain demons compel him tozeidy for some sick twisted form of sexual gratificationheathermong to spread his ideologysacked tranny to replace real socialisationand emmayank? just for love of the game
>>217189960Alri sheldon
>>217189966dont tell me, tell roscosmosyou wont (coward)
>>217189870you dont ask questions like that mate
>>217190010don't know who any of these are
>>217190010emmayank is the biggest freak of them allguy is like 50
2-0 Fulham already wowooooo
>SPUDS
edukate just posted a video of her going to the chinese chemist for "period pain" medicationwhy are autists like this
IS THIS FUCKING /SP/ ????NO
>>217190110its our british culture
LLOYDSPHARMASSY one word
those bastard european colonialists scuppering that amazing afreekan engineering again!
>>217190110/sp/ is dead
>>217190124Don’t you start
doing girl stuff x
now the missions are "complete S tier runs 10 times" and "get team rank A" (I dont have even one single S rank horse), but with the 38-60 or even 63 careers I could do will keep up the pace
>>217190192shut up nigga
are shanny from fcukers
>>217190204no, cringelord. also youre just jealous
>>217190179what stuff?
>>217190246her when I "a smile would be nice"
I’m 23 and I’ve completely ruined my life I can’t even recover it it’s over
wish i was british but it seems impossible to move there. i want to experience my ancestors homeland newcastle
>>217190246bought cyberpunk but never got around to playing it, just repeated the opening hour a couple of times, really liked the anime though
>>217190283how you managed that then
>>217190297fuck off we're full
>>217190179are you a girl? sex sex
>>217190297>wish i was britishno you dont
>>217190301totally arsed it all up so he has
>>217190299great gamebest keanu performance
>>217190297Baffling post
>>217190301Left school at 16 with the bare minimum GCSEs you need maths and English I think and then done nothing since then I also have no friends I also have mental health
actually mental how true geordie has become a right-wing grifter and everyone has just forgot how he's a literal bbc cuckold
>>217190377>right-wing grifter>bbc cuckoldmany such cases!
>>217190319>>217190319>>217190319
I am not a cuckold :)
>>217190283people will tell you it isnt all badits not too latebut id completely ruined my life by 23and its only got worse in the 10 years since
>>217190246Playing through the game again right nowGreat game, shame there's still a fucking ton of bugs even after like 70 patches lol
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Spurs. I am no longer a fan.
>>217189054Get your fat autistic ass to Iceland and get yourself another pizza. They're about £2.
