Done by bossman edish
>>217192232corr is that a kiza?
I think I am just going to go do the council thing for him, to wash my hands with it all and never talk to him again (or more like be talked at and never get a word in). probably just trying to force a relationship because I have no friends, and I was neither refusing/accepting it >>217192232wow half a pizza, didnt even eat the crust what a waste (takeaway on you)
>>217192284It most certainly is, with some mixed pakoras.Drunk man inside going uugh uugh uuugh
toby melty
dtfic uses meltdowns to get brownie points
can i get a toby melty and a fanta lemon please boss
rorkesian nightmare
currently waving baner cymru and singing yma o hyd from the bottom of my heart
>>217192295Shut the fuck up, RUNT
LETS GANG STALK RORKE
>>217192295I miss this so much. My wife and I were not shy about breast milk and sometimes during sex I would purposely get them going like this. She would come so hard while milk sprayed both of us.She even let me breast feed at least every other day. She would hold me and stroke my hair and say sweet things while I sucked. Two kids under two we kept it going for almost 3 years.Now she is just a regular crazy tired mom, and our sex life is just quickies in between school events, work and our constantly present children. Nothing last forever I suppose.
Might read The Tartar Steppe
egg
yo this a shoutout to my niggas on /brit/, keepin' it real
might start a new bg3 gamestill haven't played any of the new subclasses
>>217192402x
>>217192326no shit it is to boost the postscount (of the thread). thats what all of the (filtered) posts are for
Bossman answered the phone then gave it to a white girl to take the order and work the till. Same junkie looking but h showed up to deliver, box lid was almost open on one corner and cooler on that side.Gave her exact change this time rather than nearly a 5er tip like last time. She looked disappointed/tired.
the nigger gf is chimping out againthere's a price to pay for all this black pussy
stop saying that horrible word rorke, it hurts people of colour to the core
guess i'm just not having dinner tonight then alright thanks mum ugly cow
+1 to the thread postscount
Rorke jamming out to death grips and jpegmafia
>>217192375you only made that post because I opened up the .webm again of the woman spraying breastmilk everywhere
melty
>>217192402Big up the mandem on Brit you know Brrrrap brrrrap
*38 minute guitar solo*
my dick foreskin has been retracted all day today (day 3 of putting mint on my penis). not going to put mint on my penis day 4
imagine you get brutally murdered and then a few months or years later some true crime youtuber is talking about it in a thinly-veiled advertisement for fum or some shit
need to drink some water as I'm dehydratedmight also raise the temperature on the heating to 20 degreestempted to go upstairs
>>217192484oooooohh baaaaabyyyy,i knoooooow, yeeeeah*disco breakdown*
>>217192475cancer
din dins
his life is a series of failures and meltdowns. clearly he has no parents
So do we all agree now that poo seal was never funny?
everyone's wanked to tranniesno shame in it
anyone use hinge
>>217192517>>217192518two garbage posts
>>217192518think I can attribute this to my agp fetish which developed out of nowhere. but of a dangerous pipeline to be on best not to entertain it at all
>>217192523every time I open a door
>>217192523Used to but it was genuine torture and I only got fatties and an insane Nigerian off itMy gf I met on bumble
>>217192509wtf this would cost 14 quid here.
just pwned some noob in halo
>>217192523yeah got a few on my doors
"starts dry humping u"*walks off*
if i was a half asian male pornstar i would go by the name Willy Dong
nothing rhymes with hinge
SAS bakushin outfit - bakushin (Special Forces)
>>217192574you never cringe at a girl off hinge's minge?
Just wanked to a video of an obese girl shitting on a plate in front of her kneeling, fat, balding boyfriend and then proceeding to get behind him and peg him while forcing his face down in her shit and making him eat it.
>>217192574bakushinor bakushins
uh
BAN OZEMPICFAT SLAGS MATTER
>>217192624healthy behaviour
Anti Islam rhetoric has been around for almost 25 years. What have been its fruits? -more racial foreigners in our countries -anti White policies encoded -brazen anti White cultural norms -more protections for jews -wars for Israel being "anti Islam" doesn't work
>>217192624yeah and gays get all the shit for being perverts when straights do this
>>217192585
going to sleep, maybe I will go listen to ASMR to calm down and unwind
Dey eata di poo poo
>did a poo>used the last of my TP to clean off my ringpiece>prepare to get off the bog>suddenly feel more poo coming>now i have a dirty arse and no bog roll
>>217192624why
>>217192698i shower after every poo so i don't have to buy toilet roll
hello
Missus waited for me to come home from like 380 miles of driving to ask/tell me we're off to Lidl at 9.30
1d remaining and im 38,085th team trials rank (have been doing a little trolling and experimentation). promotion line and 402K pointssupport bonus now sits at 2.42% as I start to level up R cards a little bit when I spend money
is this any good? I read that it's vaguely sympathetic to /ourguys/
have a fantasy about going back in time and becoming mates with hitler before he became the fuhrer
>>217192647Jews won doe
See it.Say it.Sorted.
>>217192707based. fuck the loo roll jews
Emily youcis has huge chebsLucky man that warren balogh is
Met my missus on Bumble after ignoring her on Tinder lmaoo
>>217192753dont need to say it (and doing so is breaking the rules)
>>217192736i doubt they have truth nukes in it like the 2000 versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjbsD-TYi3s
>>217192735>support bonus now sits at 2.42% as I start to level up R cards a little bit when I spend moneyi doubt it's worth it over just building better racers
>>217192736Holocaust propaganda that jews shit out while they are currently liquidating the populations of gaza and the west bank
Yer mate posts the peters on /Brit/
just been informed that my name sounds exactly like the hungarian word for paedophile
see itignore itturn 360 and walk away
i have a spoonful of local honey every night and i havent been ill in over 5 years
>>217192785yeah but when I level up their potential level I get another R card +0.07% still trying to build horses
>>217192787Based. They WON.
>>217192804you mean 180????!!!111??
Just wanted to say I also got the unfiltered Stellas because they were the only ones left to the lad from last thread but I don't like 'em much they remove the flavour
>>217192807its just another form of sugar
>>217192740>i will never have a true friendship like hitler had with cubizek
no, it has (poly?)phenols, and antioxidants
>>217192826no pbooze for me tonighthad too much booze this weekgoing to be a heavy one next week as well cos its the toil xmas party x
>>217192820And the white race lostNow we live as slaves to the jews until we go extinct
>>217192787read a post off reddit in a screenshot on 4chan some jew saying it's pro-nazi and humanises and justifies goering
yank moment
>>217192872"We" lolNot me, for reasons
>>217192800Alri pedophil
>>217192765Did she have anything to say about that?Was she just looking for the D?
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1764444780392074.png ktim
the EU are such degenerates
>>217192914you can't post images because you've been banned from posting images because you're a disruptive force and a rule breaker
>>217192875Ive been told goering blames everyone else which is the opposite of how it really happened Goering was defiant and unrepentant until the end
>>217192886>account based in tel aviv
poltards ruined YLYL threads on their "crusade" they ruined fun
I've pavlov effected myself into making it so when I wank it makes me sleepyAdvantages: if I need to sleep I can just wank and turn off the lights and I fall asleep in a few minutes Disadvantages: can't fall asleep without wanking
what do you want
>>217192232People who don't eat their pizza crusts are fussy children. It means you never matured past the age of about 5.
>>217192964how did you manage that? would love to be able to wank myself to sleep rather than drink myself to sleep
>>217192958
do you love australia?
>>217192984some people have ARFID mate x
>>217192985Wanking before bed every night for about 8 years
The white american leftoid is a feral creature, they will legitimately kill you if they find out you vote republican (even though they are just as gay and anti white as the democrats) they think a few brown criminals being repatriated back to their home country constitutes a genoicde all while ignoring the real one the jews are doing in gaza. Their only identity is supporting trannies and fags even though they themselves are straight. Every single white person in my city is like this and as a result i have no friends. You cant form any bonds with someone who's mind has been completely destroyed by jews
yeah?
how old was my brother when he had that allergic reaction to nuts?
what's this arc raiders game about
well?
>>217192997No I don't love it. It looks alright though. Summer Christmas looks fun
i've drank all the fizzy vimto i had and now have to buy some more tomorrowwoooooooow
Cat teberr.g
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1764372613339751.webm
>>217193088Artistice
>>217193088LEFTYPOL EXPOSED
>>217193083bix nood >>217193108bix nood
>>217193109nose ring theory might as well be a law at this point
kek this is me
>>217193088>bakerloo line
>>217193088Just need a gay to go eat that and get it cleaned up x
has anyone got jack's number?
>>217193088Rorke mate...
>>217193088me soyfacing in the background
>>217192984Sometimes I eat them, if there isn't a lot of food for example but when there is more than I can eat in the 2 sittings I'll be eating this food in, then best not to fill up on crust like a retard you see. >>217193002What's arfid?
that shit looks like an antidepressant flipped (but cant be mirrored on itself)
>>217193088Reminds me of an old renaissance painting
>>217193088literally poo screaming
>>217193109ketamine literally exists, stupid bitch
bakerpoo line
[Weather Update] the snow has stopped falling, however in about 2 hours more may fallplows have been going all day so streets are clear
>>217193088If I was in that situation I'd just shit my pants while hoping nobody else notices. I wouldn't get on a tube because there might be shit coming out the bottom of my trousers by that point, so I'd walk straight out of the tube station, get a Boris bike, cycle home, and have a shower. See, you need tactical thinking when you're in a situation like that.
>>217193212Where
>'Poo-gate' Sunderland fan: 'I necked 12 beers and 6 ciders and all I'd eaten were two chocolates from my advent calendar'
Reckon I could do with therapy. But I've never ever seen someone go into therapy and not come out infinitely more deranged than when they went in. Bit of a catch 22 going on here.
>>217193227one of the great lakes states
>>217193170>when there is more than I can eat in the 2 sittings I'll be eating this food in, then best not to fill up on crust like a retardPersonally I hate wasting food so I would eat every part of the pizza. If I get full then put the rest in the fridge and have it later.
>>217193145
Can't get a job lads, I have no skills, education or experience to even put on a cv. The work coach was almost screaming at me cause I said I have literally nothing to put on a cv.
£0.004 added to his posting salary
>>217193213well yeah you've got years of experience to call on, it's clearly his first time around
>>217193257LOL
>>217193106wonder if he just does poo in the sand because he thinks its a big litter box aha
just done a poo in Charing cross underground station
just done a poo at the Stadium of Light
>>217193253Didnt ask
£0.003 added to his posting salary account
more funny poo pics please!
i actually haven't done a poo today at all, now we're on the subject.
what is with this big design printed on the back of a t shirt trend that won't fuck off?so many times i see a t shirt i like and then on the third or fourth image see some huge shit back motif
>>217193269you could just post on 4chan for money. thats what all the retard useless people do basically for the people who cant do anything else
>>217193304
to be honest if i really needed a poo on the way home from a night out i wouldnt pull my trousers down - thats just asking for the poo come outi would simply poo my pants and walk homethen get in the shower
>>217193329Whats the minimum amount of money you’d take to have these placed on your face for five minutes
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PewDiePie is done with video games for now and would "rather be doing something else""Since becoming a dad, everything does get evaluated differently. Every hour has weight now in a way it didn't before"
>>217193329thought that was a fit black woman stood behind him from the thumbnailstate of me, time for bed i reckon
NAMEONSACKEDTRANNY>>217193329
>>217193257Screaming
>>217193269Start hustling lil nigga get ur money up
>>217193325What am I supposed to put on a cv? I love to sit on my arse and play with my cock im good at that!
why hoodies with white fox writing on the back make women look sexier than normal
>>217193335the one time i did it i pulled my trousers down, squatted, spat it out my arse as fast as poss with all my force and then sacrificed the underwear i was wearing to wipe my arse
played video games for 12 hours today
>>217193384what game?
>>2171932691. make some shit up2. apply for warehouse job3. money
>>217193382my poo is my ownwho am i to leave someone else to clean up my poobetter to keep it to yourself
>>217193255That's what I've done essentially, I suppose I could have eaten the crust and had in 3 sessions but I'm skeptical about keeping these takeaways for too long. This is a hot pizza that usually has me screaming out my arse the next day anyway so don't want to risk shitting my guts out any more than necessary
>>217193398If you need to lie to get a job these days whats the fucking point of cvs in the first place?
has your dad ever bought a jaffa orange?once or twice…Right well he’s buying nukes for Israel bro, he’s a Jew
.... sexo
any meme war veterans in?
Was eavesdropping to some girls at the uni store while in line earlier and it's mad how different their lives are from mine. >I got with Hugo last week and now Bernard is trying to get with me but he got off with Elise like two weeks ago at Monty's flatparty and I although I think Tarquin is quite fit I honestly just don't like him that much since finding out he got with Amelie and Octavia in the same night during the flat Ski holiday last weekJust mad to think about.
>>217193269my last job coach told me to get chatgpt to write my cv and basically lie as much as possible, and it worked
>>217193446JANNNNNY HES POSTING THE MICE
>>217193398>>217193269this is literally what I did, the place didn't even ask for references. worked there for a year while I studied at a college, then I got a good job. was really easy in hindsightt. neet for 6 years
>>217193494I refuse to lie.
just completed an order of 12 boxes
>>217193499nobody can stop me from posting them especially not you parasite
anyone got that pic of that bloke at a houseparty with poo which resembles chocolate up and all over his arse crack - presumably its poo
gonna be honest, I've never been so desperate for a poo that I had to drop trousers in public and do it. pissing, sure, but a poo doesn't just creep up on you. You can hold a poo for at least a few hours I reckon, even when shitfaced.
>>217193505that's fine for now, principles often fall apart under pressure
>at the uni store while in line earlierwow holy mackerel cody did you drive home on the interstate too
>>217193461Yh
>>217193435plenty of jobs don't need a cvbut it tells them you can speak english and care enough to bother, and have the actual right to work which puts you ahead of 90% of the foren biomass background noise they'd like to avoid
getting my first job working in a shop as a 25 year old was insanely easy because i'm funny. didn't have to lie
Parasite (Korean: 기생충; RR: Gisaengchung) is a 2019 South Korean dark comedy thriller film[3] directed by Bong Joon Ho, who co-wrote the screenplay with Han Jin-won. It stars Song Kang-ho, Lee Sun-kyun, Cho Yeo-jeong, Choi Woo-shik, Park So-dam, Jang Hye-jin, Park Myung-hoon, Lee Jung-eun, Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, and Ho Lee Fuk. The film follows a poor family who infiltrate the home and life of a wealthy family.
frazer clarke got battered
>>217193394megabonk
>>217193519dunnosometimes you have a rancid beer and then that sets off the water poo for methose are hard to keep innever had a solid poo which threatened to come out by itself though
>>217193529the fact you know all those yank words shows how yankified you are
[insert blogpost here]
>>217193558
>>217193569Blog on you boring bastard
>>217193505get a cscs and be a labourer, they don't care about cv's or experience, same with amazon warehousesor volunteer
car out of petril
Phone call for /brit/Is Ahmed Adoudi here?
>>217193585it's fun
>>217193543I think you forget the part where I have literally nothing to put on a cv.
>>217193553What happened then
learning caged with my chastity guitar
i'm wearing all my favourite brands, brands, brands, brands
>>217193612hi yeah that'll be for me mate
>>217193555quite liked the movie, but the ending was really quite bizarre. the smelly man stabs the wealthy man to death rather than save his daughter because the wealthy man thinks the smelly man is smelly. and for some reason we're meant to side with the smelly man?
>>217193563>t. waiting in line at the store
>>217193461*Raises paw*
>>217193599petril
playing mass effect 2 (or ass erect poo as i've been known to call it)
>>217193699
>>217193617i went there having just turned 25 and was just very self-deprecating about how i'd just turned 25 with no work experience. and about 5 minutes of other things and then half an hour or so at the interview they gave mei'm probably the least autistic person on 4chan though and only chucked my life away because i have a tiny penis
having a chook sarnie
Always found it a bit suspicious that brick only ever shows up to debate deegz What's he doing the rest of the week
>>217193461I served in the 2016 meme war and have the scars to prove it
>Heartbroken family of promising footballer, 14, who died after being hit by a train say they will 'miss him forever'
the problem with skinny women is that their vaginas look huge in proportion to their bodies
*starts laughing uproariously at that one post*
>>217193726cockmogs me lad?
wish desuarchive would get its shit together, it's not totally broken but you have to refresh a couple of times to get it to work and it's almost more annoying
>>217193774no but i enjoy him
>>217193616you've got a defeatist mindset lad
reckon my coworkers hate me, and honestly I can't blame them. I come across as a right prick most of the time.
>>217193699who are you sexing?
might kms myself
>>217193775works fine for me
Map of where cousin fucking and marriage is legalThe red states is where its illegal and the blue states is where its legal
>>217193806thane
Toil on weekends Monday Tuesday Wednesday Rest on Thursdays and FridaysPersonally I'm a fan of this kind of schedule
cheesoid hate self
>>217193839gaybut based
>>217193858i'm playing femshep this time and he's the only decent option in me2
must have spent 10 grand in the last month
>>217193832It's legal in the UK too
>>217193839Garrus mogs him as a love interestThane dies in the third game
>>217193870>i'm playing femshepturbo gayand you chose thane instead of garrus?
>>217193879I spend about a grand a month800 on rent 170 on food from Lidl30 for random shit
>>217193898>>217193901garrus is bro-tier but by the same token he's also strictly friendzonedalso my femshep is slightly racist against turians
>>217193908its christmas matewhat about presents for the bird
always play male shepwould tenderly kiss Garrus and tell him "I love you bud"
Humancels can't compete with BTC (big turian cock)
>>217193775>>217193815why do you need the archive so frequently
>>217193936I'm spending 500 quid on plane tickets to go see herSo she'll be getting socks
>>217193963right well she's got a bum hasn't she
>>217193963
>>217192391Might you, yeah? You'll do no ducking such thing. You're all talk and no action. You're a little fish. Pond scum. Now grovel below your god.
>>217193944always play as women in games if i have a choice, not a tranny just like looking at women
>>217193944femshep has better voice acting, especially if you're renegade. also a nice body
>>217193968where does she live
>>217193991sorry but Mark Meer did a better job
mass effect is dog shit
>>217193963poo comes out of that one or possibly twice a day
Like to make my shepard black and use my BBC on all the white love interests (Ashley, miranda, jack, Diana allers)
>>217194011yeah... with the hanar
>>217194017bet you like Halo
just scranned 150g of scrisps
>>217194017shut your fucking fat corn syrup hole
Would love to auto a manual labour job but my back is fucked
>>217194002China (the plane tickets were very cheap usually they're 700-800 quid return)
>>217194017i disagree but bioware doomed themselves by ditching the big name franchises (d&d and star wars) in favour of their own original ipsreckon they'd still be going strong if they were making great RPGs with more wide appeal brands like d&d and star wars and maybe even others that they could have done
>>217194066>>217194048
>>217194011His thick Canadian accent always cracks me up>tell me more aboot the reapers
huh... more like, gaylo
>>217194088bioware doomed themselves when they let EA buy themmass effect 1 was finedragon age 1 was fineeverything after was complete shit that only plebs enjoy
i have a galaxy to save ya hooser
>>217194085deary meprobably flying china southern
>>217194096>thick Canadian accentnobody outside of the US/Canada can tell the difference btw
>>217194074if you auto it then what's the issue
>>217194118So what Rorke
>>217194053
>>217194108gottem
>>217194118Turkmenistan airlines actually Layover in AshgabatStick around the thread on the 27th of December and you'll see a Turkmenistan flag in here
>>217194146i'll be in hong kong then matewhere i will be flying with BRITISH airways
>>217193968>>217194085>>217194146timmy's dream LOL
i can't fault a man for wanting a chinese gf but like one that lives in your town not in fucking china what are you doing
>>217194122By auto I mean I can just stay in my imagination while lifting stuff across the floor. Did some warehouse volunteering in the past and the toil was chill af, have since fucked my back tho
>>217194160melty
>>217194157Lah dee dah you are posh>>217194168Well she used to live here but she moved back
I have lost the capacity to relax
all i want in a woman is good moral character and not being brainwashed by globohomo
ZOG was trying to turn Georgia into the next ukraine but they successfully reisted the zogification of their country, much to the displeasure of the ZOGbots in the EU and NATO
done catberg's medicineshe was not pleased
lil timmy flying 3000 miles for pangpang's slanted gash LOL
hi
want to moan about my life, but I've given too many specific details away about my circumstances that I may get recognised and given a silly name with the suffix "nonce" attached to it.
>>217194214meltie
Would like to visit Eritria Asmara looks pengLots of art deco architecture and gourmet coffee shopsNo internet in that country though
what is your favourite curry
>>217194206thyroid?
>>217194195this is why booze were made
>>217194222um
>>217194246parasite minimod
>>217194226hello fren
>>217194256butter chicken
>>217194281why are you defending an RB poster?
>>217194291>>217194256
Heathermong furiously booting up his Canada proxy to post Turkish sweets and horse penises
Would also like to visit the Caucasian countries Such an interesting place
>>217194256balti
>>217194222soooooooooooooooooooooooooo this is rorke
>>217194257uh.. how did you know
belo belo
right well the new stranger things is fucking wank isnt it
new>>217194339>>217194339
>>217194341I don't watch normgroid slop
