kitten eidishion
Great edition tbf
Finished the last episode of the show i'm watching. Always makes me sad to get to the end of a good show.
>>217196873stick should be a bindle if we're being honest
thread theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s
>>217196899I know and understand this feel
kind of mental how all the posts you've made over the years are just 1s and 0s
>>217196899which show laddid you cry
>>217196916bindle full of kitten biscuits and his little mouse toy
>>217196934Nah written loads
really looking forward to my yummy breakfast of crossiant and healthy yogurt and a cheeky sausage roll and my vitamin d pill cant wait almost dont want to sleep and just fast forward to it
>>217196967
Sucking a beer as we speakThat ok with you?
>>217196972was trying to do that thing where you link your own post. the post i linked does not reflect my character
STALIN
>>217196960Bowl of Lidl Cheerios, mug of tea and an Lidl actimel for me lad. Got to keep my gut bacteria healthy you see
>>217196926It provides weeks of welcome relief and distraction from life and without having something ready to watch to help unwind I find myself easily bored and prone to feeling depressed. >>217196948The Crown. Heard people were discussing it recently and decided to give it a go. It's good but I didn't cry at the ending.
>>217196990yes mateon the ciders meself
>>217197048Lush, which ones? Need to get back into ciders as I love them to death
nth for the gyaldem
>>217194549fuck sake stop posting shit that sends me into an existential spin for 5 weeks
>>217196990On the whisky myself but still suffering from bossman's feast. No room to drink or even eat some of the chocolate I boughtUuuuurrrrrgggghhb
My favourite drink is milk and my favourite dinners are chicken pie and roast dinner and meatballs in gravy
>>217197052don't judge me
>>217197080grim as when you plan a proper feast with some drinks and then you over eathave to force it down which is just brutal
>>217197088 erm.bit gay...
Can't remember the last TV show/movie that made me cry
>>217197112return of the king
>>217197048I like cider but never got into it as my main drink. It's too sweet, I can't down 8 pints and my stomach feel alright, too much acid. Beer and whisky for me lad
>>217197112derek for me when the dog was put down
Nightshift but first we yam
>>217197088My gf used to drink this, it's alright.The toffee apple and tutti fruiti (I think?) are alright too
JD Vance's brother-in-law
>>217197168why did a Christian redneck marry an lndian woman in the first place?
I'm finding my style. I'm finding my groove.
*BRAAAAAAP*
>>217197087what's your waist circumference?
>>217197152>>217197168Voices got to you did they? You should really seek medical help for your BPD mate.
>>217197192Dunno but I’m underweight actually. Got a BMI of 16.5 need to bump it up a bit x
>>217197184The guy was a fat oddball from a dysfunctional family. It was the best he could do
>>217197220Get some mycoprotein down you mate, I'll send you some Quorn vouchers
>>217197240Fuck off with that woke leftie muck I’d rather starve
>>217197184simple, she used black magic to bewitch him
JD Vance is holding the camera filming his uncle-in-law
stop with the quornposting hear enough about it from fucking vegetard familyberg
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1764378681099044.gif
>>217197278You like the black willies, don't you?
>>217197270Their crispy nuggets are delishDon't knock em until you've tried em
>>217197301Bottom rightShe's the perfect thiccness
heatherGOD's feasttimmy eatin dog wang noodles LOL
>>217197326LOL
Just snuck downstairs for a pooMissus is hard asleep
>>217197350ever shagged her up the arse?
>>217197326>timmy eatin dog wang noodles LOLoh MY days
>>217197278>>217197310Why are you posting this at 2:30 dutch time if you allegedly have a gf?You are full of shit you pathetic cunt
>>217197326oh my fucking dayssss LOL
>>217197391
>>217197278WHOM
>>217197428sc
>>217197365Yeah I came too was proper banging away lel
hello saars, how are you today?
>>217197428screaming
Listening to Sleep Token
mental how gay i am
>>217197513eg
>>217197047you heard people were discussing it?
wonder if this pajeet i buy my gear from is a filthy dalit. i suppose he must be if he's a dealer
>>217197570are you a tamil?
>>217197570more like dealit aha
>>217197578no i'm a white australian man
Built for it
loving the new fortnite season so far, mad how rorke pretends to not like kinonite lol
>>217197608phwoar
>>217197542heard people *who were discussing it
>>217197622
>>217197608need her to lock my cock in a chastity cage and have sex with black men
What causes this
>>217197638
sir nethernigger
>>217197638Can we go one thread without this, just one
have had diaorhea since tuesday took some pepto bismal earlier, had absolutely no effect
>>217197675sorry mate porn has ruined my mind
>>217197638>>217197654Unironically kys
have you lads seen the new Phone? it is like your phone but it is a NEW phone. many new features you won't use. even more than the last version of Phone. buy Phone. just like phone but better.
thats the weekend basically over thendebating just staying up drinking until i pass out but then my sunday will be a write offnot that i had anything planned anyway
>>217197706s
>>217197718just wank and get it out of your systemnever understood gooners who sit posting here for hours about their weird tastes along with other grown men just spaff and move on
>>217197739ghost in the shell?
>>217197739>>217197757fuck off you aren't welcome here sad cunt
>>217197765any other wanking tips m8?
>>217197778Yeah
If it isn't the belgian some other sad mentally ill cunt always has to be posting here at all timesfor several years now there is always at least one dogshit poster in these threads at all times every day
yes, rorke caribbeans in london are british and eastern europeans in london are not british
>>217197765i think deep down they're gay and get off on talking about sex with men, and self-insert when talking about made for X or whatever
/^Netherlands$/;boards:int;op:no
>>217197824yeah it's fucking mental how bad it's gotten latelypeople will literally have breakdowns to an audience of literally nobody it's fucking ridiculous.
>>217197802yeah use sandpaper next time
>>217197802use this bloke's method
>>217197824There are over a million people in the world suffering from schizophrenia and at least one third of them regularly post on /brit/ it seems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG2JF0P4GFA
I don't understand the obsession that zoomers have with "bbc". No one talked like this ten or fifteen years ago. It wasn't even a thing that people talked about.
feel like I've been infected by the evil spirits of wetiko lads
>>217197835aye thats it mate you got mefucking spastic
>>217197890me and who
>>217197757Cute ukies
Need Emma Watson to do a horrible fart in my fart.
>>217197949call a fartulance
mental how the hitler rants parody fella is still doing daily videos after 16 yearshttps://www.youtube.com/@hitlerrantsparodies/videosmost of them barely even get past 10k nowbizarre
Dadberg has started listening to Nirvana. wtf.He never listened to anything besides 70s boomer rock and country. Now he's listening to Nirvana suddenly.
>>217197979trying to milk a cow that has long since died
i've probably seen more vaginas than all my male ancestors combined, but never touched one
>>217197979loved these when i was doing my gcses all those years ago
>>217197903getting defensive just proves my point
ghost in the shell more like arse that l smell
found clogwog in the wildhttps://x.com/leamaric/status/1994855944510214271
Imagine she does stinky poots while you’re shagging her.
any ISP bans for 4chan yet?
>>217198204don't know
>>217196420she's my favourite racist methhead
White nationalism is completely neurotic. Its not possible for white people to "go extinct" or even be made a minority at the current rate of immigration. And then even if it was and society was set at 50% White British 50% Pakistani, the descendants wouldn't look like either and would be something new anyway. They would basically look like English people with brown skin and blue eyes. And then its even more impossible because of cosmetic technology, we have blue eye contacts and blonde hair dye, being white is literally a fashion choice. If white nationalists had any sense they would make it inclusive.
>>217198317you are retarded
>>217198332You don't understand genetics or population statistics.
what's wrong with a woman having high standards?
>>217198317best to post bait when lots of people are around to actually read it lad
It's over for frogcels
>>217198370"hehehe LE BAIT" unlike you retards I actually have a brain that can think and express itself.
baiting nobody award
>>217198383proof?
>>217198386White nationalists get irrationally angry when you point out they're not going to replaced when you'd think they would be happy to learn this information. I think there's a sexual component to it: right wingers are known to be timid and enjoy getting off to cuckold sex things.
Reckon i've got bipolar disorder or borderline sor something. either happy chappy sort of guy rainbow and lollipops and that or down int he dumps incel freak shut in. no inbetween
Calling for gas chambers. Expressing love for Hitler. Endorsing rape. Using racist slurs.
>>217198204Plusnet has blocked most non-compliant OSA sites including 4chanDon't know about any others
don't think i've ever blocked anyone on any platform unless they were spamming me
pozzing my neghole
i identify as king of england
The "ketchup is not available" meme is a niche, absurd internet trend that emerged prominently on X (formerly Twitter) in late November 2025, centered around a deadpan declaration that ketchup—specifically Heinz ketchup—simply "doesn't exist" or "isn't available." It's often paired with images of foods that stereotypically pair with ketchup (like fries, hot dogs, or burgers) and the rhetorical question "What are you having this with?" The humor stems from the surreal denial of an everyday condiment's reality, evoking a mix of existential dread, irony, and petty frustration, as if the poster is gaslighting themselves (or the audience) about something blatantly obvious.
This is the worst general on this board by far.
threadly reminder to pick up your dog poo if you have a dog. I wish I could kick dogs across the park or pick them up and choke slam them like the undertaker
>>217198546what is the second worst
What if we privately enclose the commons of human cognitive labour output, improve the search with an embedding space, and then rent it back to people and businesses on a per-token basis? Could that fix the economy?
>>217198569Sverigetraden. No contest. Once translated all the posts and they are about as unhinged as the posters here.
-There will come a time when shouting SAAR at a person will mean as much as sword and arrow>Bede the Venerable
ever bullied a fat nigger into suicide?
>>217198546Then leave
What if Ed Balls married a girl whose surname was Sachs, and they had a son named Harry, and gave him a hyphenated surname. His name would be Harry Balls-Sachs.
>>217198594hmmmm no I will stay and continue to complain
>>217198600Ok, this is a good post. Well done, you've earned another day for the yanks
James Bond go Hong Kong
>>217198592no, only been friends with one black person and he played with my nipples in a non-gay way
You niggas is beneath me nowI’m done playin
>>217198600I'd like to invest in this idea.
>>217198652Is that really his name?Lmfao
i'm so alone pls send help or kill me either one will do
/tv/ has the most schizoslot of nonces too
Rawdon Glover heading up JaguarDesiree Fixler the former World Economic Forum associate who says she later realized its immoral to try to fix peoples desires.Gavin Barwell born in Cuckfield, SussexTroon Knob, Mashpee, Massachusetts
>>217198740kek good post
since we're talking about other boards/generals i would like to nominate /gaygen/ as having the most namefags per square post
still up drinking
>>217198725the gyaldem are being life flighted via heli to your location stand by
>>217198855i ran out of alcohols but i'm awake still
>>217198734nah /tv/ is based
you have to admit he's making a good point
still alive but im barely breathing
>>217198748Boxer Eric Crumble holds a record of 0 wins and 31 losses, with every loss via knockout
>>217198909Could say he CRUMBLED under the pressure
fucks sake took a nap at six and woke up nowbit hungry too
>>217198740>>217198849>>217198909fukn lol
>>217198670
>>217198849Because you're all trying to get a shag
>>217198905what actually is the logic behind that?
>>217198926your fav is pasta fagioli
>>217198909thought that was some kind of betting bait but no he just lost everything then retired
*obnoxiously gay la la man voice*what actually is the logic behind that?
>>217198909The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshal McLuhan
favourite childhood book?loved Robinson Crusoe me
Surgeon named Dr. Hopper with ‘sexual obsession’ for amputation porn had his own legs cut off for $600k insurance paydayWalter Russel Brain British neurologist, editor of the medical journal titled Brain
2 bottles of pinot noir down the hatchthe old liquid diet
i was today years old when i got my first heckin wholesome doggo #adulting
>>217199010getting sent to jail for chopping your own legs off is very very funny
>>217199010John Goodenough, inventor of Li ion batteries
doing a gay porn haka in my smelly bedroom
>>217199047>This Man was Today Years Old when he got his First Heckin Wholesome Doggonot all heroes wear capes!
this was never the shagger's general
>>217199127can't be done
>>217199127UM
>>217199047oh my heckin science all my updoots kind stranger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfipIzr4JXE
setting off for my 4AM toilshift unfortunately as I only went to bed 2 hours ago I will be doing today's shift on 2 hours sleep. Not ideal.
hi
>>217199246are you asda man
>>217199257hey nigga
i look like shit today, hair is out of control and needs a cut, got a few pimples and my skin looks a bit redmight take it easy on the steaming for a while
2026 will make or break me
>>217199290>i look like shit today, hair is out of control
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MxDgZgo5ZFg
sucking on some werther's originals
>>217199357nonce nuggets
>>217199347you're just mad because you're a slaphead
>>217199347france make a good post challenge impossible
>>217199367part of it, yeabut come on, you're a fag haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI71P8Ua02Y
brucies can go out and hug a kangooi can get my car totalled by a boarbrucie privilege is real
It is a bit mental how Nazi is the formal name of the NSDAP in English thoughIt's like if we read academic journals and encyclopedias calling the Soviet Union "the Commies" unironically
>>217199414we have wallabies in some places, they could ruin your car. also deer
plunging my dick and balls into the warm slime of a koalas pouch
fucking cold one out there tonight fellasgot the heating on full whack
>>217199488>we have wallabieswhat the fuckgive them back
catberg
>>217199524i would like to but they've gone feral
>>217199527disturb it
listening to a love supreme
>>217199581freeloading little shit lying there like the queen of sheba. get him down the mines
>>217199047dogs are based
Iwona B. Horyn is unironically her real name
Shes british
>>217199637she's not my type desu
Not catyank, listened to a Greek Orthodox prophecies audiobook today with an AI narrator. Could barely tell it was an AI narrator. But here's the point. It was pretty nutty.
>>217199658what is your type love
tick tock tick tock
>>217199678Hello. Praise God. Jesus, who reigns, my Husband and Son of God, comes soon. The USA (Babylon) will be invaded from the east by Russia and from the west by China, and will ultimately lose. NYC will be destroyed. Repent and focus on Jesus. Plead the blood of Jesus like so: "God cleanse and cover me in the blood of Jesus. Forgive me of all sin, Jesus," and believe in your heart. Rapture is soon, and the kingdom of God is near, so be holy. Obama is the antichrist and will use the RFID chip as the mark of the beast with the False Prophet named Francis from Catholicism. Avoid RFID chips or RFID tattoos on the right hand or forehead. There will be three days of darkness, so please prepare, as this is when Jesus will visit people. Stay inside during the three days of darkness and do not open the door to anyone. There will be demons in the three days of darkness. There will be fallen angels, giants, zombies, cyborgs, werewolves, and dinosaurs; persecution; millions of deaths; disease-like boils; and a tsunami in California, New Jersey, and Florida. Be separate from the rest of the world. Jesus is God, and He is not a woman. Repent daily. Puerto Rico will have a tsunami, and an asteroid will strike. London will have a flood. An earthquake is coming to California. Share the gospel and Word of God. Jesus commanded us to be perfect, so strive to be perfect and holy. Be hospitable to one another without grumbling. Earth is a few thousand years old, not millions of years old. The man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman, but the woman for the man. Watch out for creatures with all-black eyes, devoid of any white; they are demonic. I love you and everyone else, God willing, and God loves everyone as well. Nuclear bombs will strike. Canada, Europe, South America, and Asia shall also be affected by judgments. Avoid idolizing Trump or any man or thing, including black and white people.
>>217196949PHWOARpropa good kittingtonshirr diss wun
>>217199527corr anudda good wun hairfta be articulabated>>217199629fink i saw diss in 28 days later
>>217199668yeah?
incel buzzcut imminent
fat maxxing. I keep seeing fat dudes with cute gfs so i stopped caring.
My name is Janet R Scrymgeour.
>>217199893got to be strong fat thoughbeit
My name is Poo Knightley.
cant wait to be reborn into a future generation to see what world will be like.
>>217199926liar
Why did this phenotype disappear?
https://www.youtube.com/watch/_C16IdSTDG4
>>217200092This is the female phenotype in my family desu
>>217200137ever shagged that phenotype up the arse
>>217200137Do you have a sister?
Gonna buy the rune scimmy wall light
>>217200148nah>>217200151yeah
tired of the anti india grift
DEAD 'CORD
Shes a british aristocrat
>>217200213>grift
the swede is back to posting women again... sigh
>>217200394that man is bangladeshi
just ate literal human shit (mums attempt at lasagna)
>>217200459ungrateful little shit
What’s your favorite building in RuneScapeMine is the house for the waterfall quest
>>217200507never played it + FOY
>>217200459give her a crisp right hook
>>217200541>never played RuneScapeFOY
sneed
might become a christian
>>217200585I think its all a bit daft but do enjoy the odd hymnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_pJ_dkZAhU
>>217200380would do her arse inmentalremember watching her in his dark materials she wqs about 12or summat dunno. mental how like time advances
the FITTEST lasses on sky news
im gonna take my horse to the old town road
Watching The Master. Get it now. He's a dog. L Ron's The Master. Simple as.
laying an egg
yanks on a mad one again
corr kai trumps kinda cuteconflicted coz hate trump
Still unable to post images on any board because my 'IP has been blocked' - despite the fact that I can post images from a private window, so what's going on here.I've already deleted history, cookies, cache
my dick smells like arse and my arse smells like dick
>>217201190sounds like you got caught in the dogshit post filter
plug walk
>>217201012>Stockton, California You have no idea how shit it is
Stockton Kim Gaypornpeng
New rockbuster and that, right, ooooh that’s a heavy owl, I found him in the toilet. E J
The Mulatto Latte Prince
I literally saw crack rocks on the ground in Stockton. Outside of a liquor store on Madison
>>217201277Yeah we do you aren’t special
>>217201319No you don't. Your criminals are emaciated twiggers carrying forks and knives as weapons. Gang members in Stockton have AK 47s, shotguns, etc
>>217201336Fark up man. Nobody cares
>>217201200I would reply to you with a crying wojak but I can't
>>217201348Brendan Tarrant is a hero
>>217197802ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!
>>217201374>>217201360Fuck off you try hard wankers.
Really what's a mosque doing in NZ? I'd bet Brendan is more popular than Jacinda Ardern is in retrospect.
Housing crisis solved
>>217201381You're not British wog
>>217201277how does it compare to stock on tees?
>>217201385Take your talking points and scurry back to twitter. Yanks aren’t wanted here for a reason
>>217201406Lol. No comparison. >>217201411I love brits and brits love me and you'll never get betwixt us
>>217201425Literally all you cunts ever do is talk about shootings and politics
showertoil looms
HMS Ocean (1898-1915) was a pre-dreadnought battleship, sunk at Gallipoli when it hit a mine. New Brighton Tower (built 1898-1900) and demolished 1919-20) was once the tallest structure in the UK at 567 ft.
I hope you won't celebrate Christ's Mass like a goycattle slave and instead celebrate Yule like your free, independent, and un-Judaized ancestors
>>217201441the day of the boong is coming for you abo
>>217201441God you're thick as pig shit. I responded to this >>217201012 post made by a brot. He posted about an American shooting in a city I've been to numerous times. Go whinge at something else nigger
>>217201500>>217201499Reported
>>217201516You're baiting now lol
>>217201336https://x.com/scarcitystudios/status/1987536890887893428Are criminals have guns too retard
kangaroos are fucking mad creatures
>>217201523Have been since day 1 brotha
smoked 3 fags already and gonna make myself a massive coffee now because I NEED to do a shit
>>217201570>>217201570>>217201570
can't go out for my walk too early today cos i'll need to drop in at the asda on my way back and it won't open til 10am owing to it being a sunday today
