babylon edition
>>217209070How embarrassingHe actually made the new
fucking desperate for attention canadian
>>217209106probably the parasite on yet another avatarflag (he needs 20 personas because for every 24 posts he makes he gets 1 (one) reply)
It’s all a bit of a brew ha ha if you ask me
shoving lego pieces down my urethra
>>217209119have a breadstickyou know the wine makes you emotional
right well
trouble in paradise
my 3rd tachyon. first broke its ankle on the (long), the second a B+ horse
Need a woman like that to sort me out
Hmmm... there's a pattern here...
right well thats a female woman with her vagnia out
>>217209183needs more stamina !!
my 3rd tachyon who always loses TTsfirst broke its ankle on the (long), the second a B+ horse
>Hmmm... there's a pattern here...
>>217209183hiya mousey you still obsessed with horse penises? xx
>>217209201nah I need more guts to like, level 3 training and lots of the hween wit SSR on those guts training, and corner recovery, training power with guts and speed (then finishing it off) and speed with wit and speed with the hween event SSR wit card there too
watching my gay porn
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SD4prtmewrorke in stockholm
>>217209195All puppets on a string
pooing and farting
>>217209231why, do you have a picture or video for me? >>217209255cool it with the antisemitism
horse dihhhh.
>>217209259this is me>>217209248this was me this morning>>217209250this would be me if I was swedish>>217209294this would be me if I was home of sexual scottish schizophrenic
>>217209247how are you coping with employed woman's death mousey? I know you two were close
well hopefully with special week on late she wins more when my TP recharges, and the flustered end closers helps in medium. I found a really poggers tree with tachyon, for sprinters its: activate a bunch of skills early game (with getting to the front, and straightaways acceleration, turbo and straightways adept, getting adept hints 1 or 2 times with the skill hint book too), and increased maneuverability at the start of the race
>>217209259ummmm ktim much????
>>217208315arse lol
get the horses posted
Sir Rhodric Putt-Aside
nigga said horse dihhhh
Sir Adolf Hitler
lara croft horse
missing the missus. went to bed alone for the first time in months yesterday and felt so utterly alone. don't know how incels cope, really.
pooing everywhere
I think spending more than 45 minutes a day on fitness is too much, whether that's exercising, driving to the gym, getting changed, washing after a workout, stretching, etc.Don't need more than that to be healthy and have a good body
>>217209311its one of the parasites dogshit personas (all they ever got was hate - the "low hanging fruit for (you)s" and even then it was 2 people flaming them. I guess if it wasnt then the lesson to be learned is to not be a sadsack and put all of your hopes and eggs for your own happiness into someone else (at all I guess) who hates you and tells you to go kill yourself every time you try to talk to them. maybe just stop talking to those people. maybe cut out all of the negative relationships (I dont care about friends so the advice doesnt help me, but with the negative emotions in relationships or jealousy or cuck shit should be cut off because it might end badly)
horses arent even the sexiest animal
>>217209311qrd?
>>217209386I think spending as much time as you do reposting shit boring posts is probably too much
your brekkie is ready rorke
>>217209388wow you must really miss him
>put all of your hopes and eggs for your own happiness into someone else
its one of the parasites dogshit personas (all they ever got was hate - the "low hanging fruit" for (you)s) and even then it was 2 people flaming them>then the lesson to be learned is to not be a sadsack and put all of your hopes and eggs for your own happiness into someone else (at all I guess) who hates you and tells you to go kill yourself every time you try to talk to themthis sounds like a comedy, but its most trannies lives (they are a male that injects female hormones and may cut off their penis also)
hey mousey, did sacked tranny even really exist?
>>217209405
>>217209411dont put your positive mood at stake (or, like, "have as a requirement" the person who reacts the same every time) on a gamble on someone whom - every time you try to talk to them - they say: kill yourself; I hate you; stop talking to me
>>217209405christmas dinner with timmy and pang-pang
>>217209397I challenge you to a bare knuckle boxing match, tough guy
>>217209405probably tastes alri
>>217209416No meltys.
starvin marvin xx
>>217209432no it was probably a parasite persona that it got bored of because even I stopped replying to it and the exact same response every time might get boring when they come and beg for (you)s and even try to go "team" on 4chan because someone else said "forum". doesnt even make sense just a shit persona that its probably happy with shedding because it probably increased the amount of tranny hate ITT (he also does this with black people)
>>217209447you hate the other leaf actually
act like a CHUDthink like a WOKE
You're a loser if you can't possess nothing and be hated by literally everyone while remaining content
Americans be like "gram cracker"
what happened that day several weeks ago that made gorpheus immediately stop posting his usual gimmicks and try to hide?
cant imagine how mentally ill and disgusting you freaks must be in real life. mad how mindbroken you little zoomer freaks are covid really did a number on your development
>The site may be slow or display errors due to an ongoing network issue at our host.
Wiped and somehow there was poop right at the top of my crack?
my reaction to it (not that anyone would be talking about them without the constant asking) is at least they dont have to come on 4chan daily to get told to kill themselves literally every single time, be hated, and ignored, being a faggot tripfag fucking tranny, because then if they did not kill themselves and are real then they did leave 4chan like they should of, and will probably live (or have lived) a better life away from this website
why is everyone full aggro on a sunday afternoon
>>217209518were all millennial uncs mate. mousey is in his early 40s ffs
>>217209550happens to me sometimes i think the poo comes out curling upward nothing else makes sense
>>217209505ornj juice
i would stay up all night but i have no energy drinks left
dont know why some of you are so open about using that botnet website when it has a /kids/ section for CP, basically admitting you visit a nonce website.
>>217209554 we heard you the first three times
>>217209571>>217209550you have small anal fissures that the poo seeps into on it's way out, very likely due to sitting down too much for too long
>>217209482i bet your boyhole’s quivering like mad rn
>>217209505Sqürl
Did anyone see my Winona rider sex arse post earlier?
theyre probably just on a pagan walk to SSMs house to try and snipe the boyfriend while hes crying, and probably shitting his pants too. hope they end up happy (even though that person is once again proving themselves to be kind of shitty by taking advantage of him - and they are malicious, too), and away from this website, I hope, although it is possible that SSM sits here or on some other board posting anyway. if theyre still alive then they shouldnt come back to the website if they want to increase their happiness
>>217209620no. ccould you share it again please please pretty please god please?
Mousey is NOT taking the news about EW well is he? He’s really gonna miss her
>>217209619scrijf
>>217209605what am i supposed to do about that? no im not going to google it
/cp/
EW was a malicious, bad personand I spit on their grave. their grave will be spat on anyway. there doesnt need to be respect for the dead
>I don’t care about Employed Woman and to prove it here are 10 massive posts about her all within 60 seconds of each other
>>217209651
>>217209605Do you mean anal fistulas
Might buy a birthday cake and eat it all myself
dude cody im at my dads house this weekend and he’s makin me fix the faucet in my meemaw’s trailer this fuckin blows
i am NOT cute!!!
>>217209651too much effort for such a shit meme
>>217209650let them heal by not sitting on your bum for so long each day and keeping it ever clean and free of sweat, lest they get worse and become fistulas, which can never really be healed only sewn up and always at risk of splitting open again
hes addicted to coke
uh oh melty
>>217209675well if they arent dead then they shouldnt come back here and try to talk to me or say that we are friends again (still dont know what was up with that)
Tomayto
>>217209713that sounds awful wtf now my sunday morning is ruined
if "melty" is just the communities way of telling someone to calm down and stop shitting up the thread, then, because it doesnt work (and makes it worse almost every time), maybe you should find some other warning to say but the "melty" shit is the parasite and his discord and/or r9k
I'm here for the satanic sex orgy
Your response, rorke?
everyone does coke. If you don't take gear you're a virgin
>>217209638Winona rider sex arse (limited run beetle juice edition)
>>217209743melty
American looking at himself in a meer
>>217209750rorkes morbidly obese 89iq council house mum going mental with laughter at this
just ordered something and updated my address and then it decided it wasn't a fan so it's been delivered to my mum's instead. Pain in arse that x
>>217209765shes hot
>>217209748Seems like the kind of girl to do something retarded for nonsense ideological reasons, and get herself killed
>>217209751pls stop peer pressuring me ;_;
just installed championship manager 01/02
>>217209743you need to grow up
sir adrian chiles
rorkes google history its rorkes google historybiggest sharkbiggest shark evermegalodonmegalodon realmegalodon sightings 2025
>>217209750Did Johann Georg Meyer really say this
>>217209748A nonce came in for an interview at a restaurant I worked at once, and they couldn't hire him because the kitchen staff would have killed him
britons fear this map
agnes tachyon has sort of a big head
>>217209834aren’t greenlanders all slanty eyed eskimos and not european?
>>217209834Scots think they are Scandinavian btw
*is Australian*
I'm here for the satanic sex orgies
Scottish people be like: I'M BURSTING FOR A PISS!I'M BURSTING FOR A SHIT!
>>217209852The Norse were in Greenland before the Inuit during the Medieval Warm Period, but they had to leave due to the grass dying, and consequently their cattle dying, ultimately due to Global Cooling
nigga name areola
>>217209867do they really
im so hungry and would also like energy drink
tying up an umbunny in a sack and throwing it off a pier
>>217209887Part of it ishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norse%E2%80%93Gaels
>>217209880alright mate fucking hell we’re all very impressed with your historical virgin FREAK knowledge but my question was about the current day demographics
>This video of Corbyn being confronted at a Your Party meeting for not being anti Zionist enough is quite something, exasperated he says "I'm fed up with being painted into a corner of being seen as a pro Zionist" then says "what do you think I've been doing with my life?" only to be met with "it was under your leadership the IHRA definition of antisemitism was adopted, you condemn the resistance in Palestine, you haven't called for one unitary state..."
>>217209867the out of sweden theory is widely accepted in the scientific community
got told in my monthly performance review at toil that I'm not doing enough to socialise with the HR department and that they might limit my pay increase because of it. mind you I get all my work done on time and socialise plenty with the people I actually work with. now they expect me to suck up to a bunch of extremely unpleasant power-drunk women if I want to get the pay raise I deserve. what a joke. wish I were a NEET.
[soyfacing pogchamp] OSRS...but im STUCK ON A RAFT! reminder that the ironman mode killed oldschool Runescape
>>217209834
>>217209883areola ferrera
Can you show me the way to the nearest satanic sex orgy?
>>217209920unbelievable
>>217209883urethra franklin
>>217209920not true though is it just made all that up didn't you
just eaten a packet of doritos crispswhoooooooo
Is coffee good for me?Pictured: the coffee
>>217209920ah yes the humiliation ritual
damn always thought Ew was winding mousy up but seeing his reaction to her death makes me think they really were friends, or maybe even more than that
>>217209867genetically yes at least some are. i'm over 90% scottish ancestry but my eurogenes ged match is primarily west norwegian
hope whoever invented the webp file gets sodomised by a parking bollard
>>217209912kind of proves they're not though
>>217209950looks like she stinks
>>217209978“crisps” is so fucking gay sounding i’ll never understand why you people don’t just use our hot chip/cold chip system
>>217209996With milk?
nigga said cold chips
>>217209973>>217209970It's completely true and if you had ever worked in an office before you would know it is
>>217210030yes breast milk sorry I mean japanese milk boob
cold chips
>>217210005it's true mouse-o is nothing if not a shagger
Do they have girls at the satanic sex orgy?
bagged milk
drinking a refreshment
>>217210044sounds like you've never had any kind of job in your life
>>217209195Yeah, they're all shit
fit
>>217210044surely you meant annual review
>>217210029
>>217210089ok
>>217210083what's with the weird filter?
>>217209996cute dress
>>217210084no, monthly
>>217210029wait is this true you have a hot chip cold chip system?
ah yes i too was denied a pay rise because i didn't make friends with the HR department
>>217210083her sister is too
>>217210112bizarre well better go chat up cheryll
>>217210117yes doritos would be hot chips because of the spice while chippy chips are cold chips because they're not spicy
>>217210098
Leftypols Google search history(Nothing, he uses Bing)
>>217210134but not all doritos are spicy
>>217210134i see makes sense
this tin soup tastes of fuck all
renewed the ol pass
>>217210143more of a DuckDuckGo kind of beast
>>217210152they are in ausland
hey cody we got fricken corn dogs cody im shoving a fricken corn dog up my butt cody
we are voting green, right?
Mental how Mousey genuinely thinks it’s just one person on here who doesn’t like him
>>217210098Is that Sneaky?
rorke using grok instead of google
Wonder if I'll have a stroke or get sacked first
>>217210117no different to your retarded north american french fry/potato chip system
>>217210176Still deciding on whether to vote reform or not at all, probably going to vote reform because there still needs to be a record for the history books that people explicitly chose and wanted change multiple times and democracy laughed at them
>>217210156noticed this with most tinned food. bland and tasteless
Are you supposed to bring your own food to a satanic sex orgy?
>>217210176I will vote for any party that is likely to win who will fix immigration. No other issue matters. We can sort out the economy once they've fucked off.
>>217210098please be male
>>217210181no, that's minto
>>217210089Young hoes cook everything on high
Leftypole stole rork's e
reckon Labour's done a good job to be honest. They're just terrible ar presenting the good results, whoever runs their PR should be sacked as soon as possible.
have you heard about the incident in the hallway yesterday?mousey has been suspended without pay
>>217210176If you don't vote reform, you're basically a self hating cuck who wants to be replaced and a traitor to the country and your ancestors.
todays watch
Mum’s doing a lush gay porn sunday roast, can’t wait for it to be ready my hands are shaking and I can feel my blood sugar dropping haha
Escortlad checking inMission Accomplished :)Lasted like 3 minutes inside her but I don't care, she rode me like crazyShe was lovely, really natural young blonde similar age to me. We gave each oral, she said I had really nice hair and a nice body which was nice.
>>217210243Yeah they've done a good job of accelerating 1984 and replacing native demographics
>>217210273nice one :D
>>217210263The Russian bots have been summoned
Having to share your house with random people is the most psychologically torturous thing I have ever experienced and I once had surgery while fully awake
>>217210273are you going to stop spamming now?
>we gave eachother oral
>>217209505>>217209579Yo Creg, did you eat my gram cracker?
>>217210283You'd have to be proper braindead and hollowed out to actually think the Government thats only been in for less than 18 months is responsible instead of the previous that was in for 14 years. Get an actual grip mongo
i’ll fucking kill ALL of you
>>217210220trannies will do everything but squats
>>217210306I never did. Maybe I'll make /brit/ a UKpunting equivalent lol
overwatch 2025 finals has come down to 2 saudi teams dethroning the koreans
i’ll fucking kill you
>>217209805need to do that again. Every time I do I end up missing some step and fucking it up
>>217210176i'm a rotten evil incel chud so i won't be voting
>>217210305This. It’s why I’m only moving out home when I have enough money to buy my own place. I’m not lining the pockets of some parasite landlord or living with random freaks when I have my big house and my nice bedroom available for free, with free food and bills.
>>217209195Christians increased immigration and non Christians lowered it
>>217210346fuck off who cares
love love LOVE how "gay porn" has become an adjective here which generally means good, or pleasant
>>217210346goyslop: the game
>>217210197i grew up calling everything chips, idk here sometimes fries are called fries and sometimes chipsand frites ofc
more of a vivastreet chinese massage man myself. last year I had a foursome with three chinese ladies in their massage parlour. Mad how public it all is, its on the high street and you just walk in and some dragon lady dressed in some traditional gown comes up to you and grabs your cock right in the reception area. They are ANIMALS
I won :)
https://merchantmachine.co.uk/medieval-trade-routes/
I spun
>>217210083for me its Carly D'amato
3025 woke niggas will never be able to explain how robert downie jr wore literal blackface and made it one of the best performances of his entire career
I love my little man
>>217210392I've had a Thai massage but not Chinese Are they hotter
>>217210188nothing wrong with a cheeky stroke now and then haha know what I mean haha when you're in town in a shop and look in a mirror and one of your pupils is way bigger than the other and it appears that you are in fact having some kind of medical emergency and or brain bleed h-haha we've all been there
>>217210431Bizarre post
>>217210431had this for a while after a bad trip
reading leftypol seethe on reddit about kurt caz after the vids he made about england
>>217210216>any party that is likely to win who will fix immigrationWill that ever be allowed to exist
reckon the elites are gonna massacre us within the next decade
>>217209070is it hard for the bbc to make new things that can compete with american tv series and netflix? bbc shows are the only thing that made my childhood any good, particularly doctor who
rorke? 6.0 inch length, 5.6 inch girthleftypol? 7.1 inch length, 4.9 inch girth
:p
>>217210524
>>217210524get the crossbow bought
>>217210542
That's one of the saddest things I've ever read
>>217210530Yes because they're only capable of making propaganda now
>>217210560d:E
Flushed Away (2006)
leftymong...i
>>217210587kino
light in the bog no longer works so now I have to shit and piss and shower in the dark
I won
pornographic jigsaw puzzle time ladshttps://jiggie.fun/aclf1c
lil zoomer getting nostalgia over flushed away lmfaoooooo
>>217210601have you considered replacing it
>>217210569most amerislop is wokie propaganda
>>217210588The next election is 4 years away. That's an absolute life-time in politics. Remember when everyone thought the Conservatives were going to win in Canada until Trump chimped out like a month before the election and the Liberals retained control despite being universally despised for the preceding 10 years?
>>217210613mcafee spanking my supple hindquarters for hovering above this link
>>217210621mate it was nineteen years ago how fucking old are you?
>>217210621
>>217210613gay
never liked ant and dec
lads if the price is the exact same is there literally any advantage to buying the physical version of a ps5 game? can only think of to bring it round someone's house and i'm not 14
>>217210613cannot believe how autistic you've made that
>>217210659Most people on 4chan are in their 30s now. Zoomers are the minority and most of you are fucking around doing little nonce dances on tiktok, not on 4chan.
>>217210689Reselling it
>>217210659Most users on this site are millennials, moite. But most of them don't realise most zoomers have graduated high school already. Generation Alpha is the truly fucked generation.
>>217210689You can sell it on if its shite
>>217210689No. You don't technically own the game either way only the licence to play the game
>>217210716having trouble fathoming just how much of a complete and utter virgin freak failure a person would have to be to earnestly believe something like this
>>217210716>TikTok dancesThat shit's old. No one even does TikTok dances anymore. It's mainly just saying 67 or other brainrot.That's Gen Alpha humour: laughing at 67 and playing web games all day
im not a cuck
>>217210731zoomers were liferaped by covid, alphoomers are better off although being bombarded by AI slop is probably not going to be good for them
>>217210720>>217210748good point lads thanks hadn't thought of that. i'm only looking at my fifa so i doubt i'll be reselling for about 3 years until it's worth getting on sale again because of their tiny changeslooks like last years only resells for like 7 quid anyway probs the worst game to resell everi'll get it digital
>>217210731I've seen gen alpha mocking zoomers for being the most mindbroken neckbeards of them all. Zoomers are the ones born too late to experience a normal upbringing, and born to early to experience a controlled and safer internet gen alphas were steered towards.
>>217210779I'm Gen Z and was in a PhD at 22 during Covid-19, anon
im being starved by girls to be more attractive to them with no gut
>>217210771? Mate go on tiktok and type in dances, why are you coping over this? grow up>>217210772You too
>>217210752didn't (you) you SORRRRRRRY really am. are you still okay with me? are you okay with me mate? are we still okay?
>>217210810Nice life
i'm a zoomer and i'm old af
levitating daiawa
i'm a puma and rawwwwr
needed a shovel to clear the snow off my car this morningat least 10 inches fell
what's wrong with being a zoomer?
>>217210801complete and utter fabrication written by a 35+ year old failure
>>217210801I was teaching Gen Alpha kids (the newest crop of 15 year olds) and all they do is mindlessly talk about 67 and about a fourth genuinely have ADHD or lack of basic literacy, even digital literacy. Most can't extract a zipped folder in a file manager. Some even had debilitating autism and would freak out in class, but don't know if that's an age thing.
>>217210798you can usually get a cheaper deal on physical, if you buy a used copyno point throwing money away
bro talks to lots of children on the teen app
[levitating]
>>217210883makes you a parasocial mindbroken freak and a figure of mockery and ridicule.
>ctrl+f, "(you)">1/12decent numbers until you realise I've made 40 posts
>>217210915who cares
>>217210915Single handedly keeping /brit/ afloat
just got up and closed the window
>>217210934why is this so funny for no reason
>>217210904yeah if it was a few yars old i'd do that mate, black friday has fc 26 at 37 quid or something and ebay used copies are up for the same still (couple with auctions in the 30s already) no point for this just adds 3 days delivery
Me? 13 (you)s in 39 posts.
pooing and weeing all over the shop
if you don't have any childhood memories of a time before the internet, you're a zoomer
>>217210987I told you people are mocking zoomers
air groove 3*
>>217210994I had dial-up internet despite it being old fashioned and that's because my parents were poor
I want to fuck the anie girl horse
>>217210994I was born in 1992 and the internet was around when i was growing up, am i a zoomer?
>>217210896see >>217210884
I get very frightened of youths these days. Never use to, but now if I see a couple teens on bikes hanging around a retail park at 10pm I avoid them like the plague.
>>217211040yes
>>217211003me in the back
>>217211041I'm 27, lil bro
>>217211055ah yes the 33 year old zoomer
>>217211051what you doing at a retail park at 10pm yourself anyhow? Wriggling and writhing in your gimp suit?
tachyon got a lot of useless skill options in that career so I am going to swap out one of the speed cards (probably teisho or the other one, not gold city) for the +3 speel SSR lvl 1 pal card so she can train more
>>217211096>>217211096>>217211096
my cat is my best friend
>>217211090>Wriggling and writhing in your gimp suit?As is my God-given right as an Englishman.