calendar girl edisi
selamat pagi, ngentot Emiru.
>>217209622she fucked blacks
>>217209722shes BWC only like most asian girls.
>>217209586tummy sniff
weirdos
Sex pest invasion. Get out the bug spray.
>messages on weekendI ain't reading that shit
tomorrow is monday
impersonator alert
>>217209982wagie time
>>217209586can't believe nips really ended super sentaikakuranger was my childhoodhttps://youtu.be/_Y7SI6XkXJ4?si=imkHO5G1RSb0uvEh
are you an elite human capital?
kys pedotroon
making food then movie time
/^Finland$/;type:flag;boards:int;subject:asean;reason:gay;
>gatBut enough about you filtering, frail nignog
>>217210312Hey I think your buddy there wants access to your puwet haahahhaahahahah
Bangs Garcia is still peak for me
>>217210345If you're so obsessed on getting fucked in the ass, you do it midwit faggot.
>>217209925>>217209586losyang
>>217210420Why are you so in love with the Finnish pedophile? You're like his knight in shining armor.
You don't need gpu
>>217209586>>217210398I think Darna era Jane De Leon shouldve been a tanduay girl. too bad she bogged herself with too much surgery
welcome, my Finnoy brother
>>217210441Better question, why are you a delusional frail little bitch that certain words make you upset that you need an outta sight-outtamind feature if you can just ignore like everyone else?I don't condone sexpat shit itt like you retort loving faggots but alas you really wanted to go full retard delusions just to win a banter.
>>217210573I'm having fun. You're getting mad. The internet should be a fun place. It should put a smile on your face. Relax.
>>217210626>Having fun is being upset on white tourists making you upsetYou're the one upset around here bud
>oh no wrong grammaring, gonna save on my little book of insults just to have to seethe him furtherPetty fucks gonna be petty I guess
>>217210097ninpu sentai hurricaneger for me>t. '97 zoomer
Man I flew all the way from Finland again chasing that Pattaya dream like the idiot I am. I hit Walking Street at like 2am trying to look local in flip-flops and some Chang singlet I bought off a street stall for 150 baht that already fell apart after one night. These groups of super hot skinny Thai girls with perfect makeup kept waving me over outside Marine Disco, giggling and calling me handsome farang. I’m the only pale Finn in sight, bought them all lady drinks for hours thinking I’m the king, probably dropped 8000 baht easy while they kept ordering for their “cousins” who showed up out of nowhere. Finally this one tiny chick with long black hair, insane legs and the cutest shy smile picks me out, says her name is Noy and she never go with customer before. Skin like caramel, flat stomach, little shorts riding up, I’m losing my mind. She says short-time 3000 baht but I’m so drunk I say okay and even pay bar fine 1000 more like a total clown. We grab a baht bus to some dark soi behind Second Road, her room is a concrete box with a pink light and a mattress on the floor that smells like cigarettes and fish sauce. She starts kissing my neck and I’m already hard as hell, hands sliding up her skirt and then… surprise surprise, there’s something there that definitely ain’t pussy. I freeze like a deer and she just laughs, calls in two of her ladyboy friends who were hiding in the bathroom the whole time. They grab my phone, my wallet, even my stupid Finland passport holder I thought looked cool. Took everything while Noy keeps blowing cigarette smoke in my face telling me “you like katoey now, baby.” Left me sitting on that nasty mattress in my boxers with 47 baht and a used condom I never even got to open. Still gotta figure out how to get back to the hotel without money for motorbike taxi. Probably gonna wander back to Walking Street tomorrow night anyway and do the exact same thing because I’m that pathetic. Sawasdee from the dumbest Finn in Thailand I guess.
I aint reading all that
>>217211074Here I'll give you a summary in retard language. It's good to be kind to the developmentally disabled.Suomalainen mies saapuu uudelleen Thaimaan Pattayalle "haaveiden perässä". Hän käyttää yli 8000 bahtia humalassa "kauneimmille thainaisille" ostamalla baarissa kalliita drinkkejä. Eräs nainen, Noy, vie hänet kämppäänsä, jossa selviää että "nainen" onkin miekkakauppa. Noy ja kaksi "transukaveria" ryöstävät miehen puhtaaksi jättäen hänet alushousuihin haisevalle lattiamatolle. Mies jää ilman puhelinta, lompakkoa ja passia, mutta myöntää todennäköisesti tekevänsä saman virheen uudelleen.
stfu
>>217211148do you have brown certificate to post here?
you wish you were as white as her
>>217209982i wish i were unemployed
In 2025 4chan users dismiss copypastas with imported twitter memes
>>>217209586Now Then, In the Name of that “Jupiter-Mars”: Those who bless the tax-payers of Tagalog descent are blessed in all ways, As those who curse the tax-payers of Tagalog descent are cursed in all ways. Selah. > All in all, I had already denied the “Pleasure” of that “Story”! Amen, so mote it be.
pag pag
>>217209586This is a harmful picture. This picture looks like a huntress shooting herself in the foot with her own rifle. This sexy girl offers to drink gin, which harms a man's sexual health, and therefore deprives this very girl of sexual pleasure.
Nigga mau bobok
Welcome to December. Merry Christmas. Enjoy more fun and happy times in /asean/. Love for one another. Respect for your brothers. All that good stuff.
>Merry Christmaswe've been doing that since september, you're late to the party
I know somehow I managed to avoid all the Jose Mari Chan and I didn't get tortured by Mariah Carey or Wham. If I didn't need to work tomorrow I wouldn't know what day it was.
i am playing dustmania but i cant stop because i forgot what it says on the start menu lol
>>217212474RAREARE
>>217212759what time is it in indolandia
now all that's left is to wait for the real laos flag to visit here
>>217212856Almost midnight now
is this the whitest thing ever?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcWnQ7fYzwI
>>217209982>tomorrow is mondayi sometimes forget what day of the week is iti hate wageslaving but being a neet is much worsei should probably look for a new job
https://youtu.be/N3PGuce8LoY
https://youtu.be/dTyz8pBXXzs
meowdy
barusan lapor org ngesara di xitter
>>217214060hi thaikot
>>217214095
>>217214155
need
>>217214280
>>217209586The AI background is grim
>>217214737
>>217215215
>>217215983
SAHOD ITAASPANTY IBABA
>>217216238
>>217217013Malaybros explain yourselves...
>>217217385
>>217214060>>217214095
>>217218099
>>217209586She can get it
>>217217612>>217218099
saar...
Cooking breakfast for my wagie roommate
>>217219423
*British grenadiers tune plays*On behalf on His Majesty King Charles' government you are hereby ordered to hand over all /asean/ related memes for exhibition in our national museums.
marge
>>217221288>*British grenadiers tune plays*>On behalf on His Majesty King Charles' government you are hereby ordered to hand over all /asean/ related memes for exhibition in our national museums.you wouldn't get it
uhh guys?
>>217222389Wagie fren went to work...I miss him alreadi
rained
selamat pagi
>>217222807gms
Filipino employers are the true cancer
too powerful, sorry
why so many flipmatsings
>>217222707椎名そら氏I learned something new today
>>217221288https://voca.ro/1iNHzXHsJJz7
GUYS
Stfu matsing
Is going unemployed the only way to escape the circus society that is the Philippines? You don't have to deal with the unfair daily quotas from your shit paying job, you don't have to go outside and spend 50-50 of your life commuting like a sardine or have to participate in the primitive politics where the illusion of choice is to pick another incompetent oligarch and another incompetent oligarch
can't wait to go to work
>>217226779Got new job?
>>217226805no, i'm fugging bored at home
>>217226759I don't know about that but this country is definitely a midwit country. Order and autism are punished here. If the simple crossing on the green light is not followed, don't expect it's orderly. We would probably have better luck being born in East Asian or some European countries (introverted, quiet, etc)
lifting weights until i throw up
>>217221288We bought your expensive real estates in London. How the turn tables.
good morning /asean/do we have less activity on weekdaysor are we all neets
>>217226938Be careful ok :3
Why did the Nov 30 rally against corruption fail so much?
>>217220773holy shit this is literally me except i'm not 27 yet
pagi pogi periogi
>>217227176Some anon made a nice point the other thread about their supporters being comprised of mainly students, and those students need to be bribed with an exemption from classes to get them to attend.
>>217227176no burning of corrupts mansions, very peaceful country
>>217227176Nakakatamad daw mag rally wala naman raw nangyayari
>>217227227puta, its too hard to play this game being f2p
>>217227313
Umamusume is a paypig game for palamunins.
>>217226968Flips are active because they're either lazy wagies/students, or zoomer neets.
>>217227313Post decks. That's what you get when you try to meta chase while not consooming.
>>217227366>>217227313Hayup mga paypig dito daming MLB SSR na banner, Mga Biko, Bakushin, Riko, Fine, Kanin
>>217227227Anime looking characters look out of place in local backgrounds. Makes you wonder why they put effort looking good but won't maintain infrastructure.At least with Japanese illustration you can see the discipline, culture and attention to detail of the Japanese.
>those deckOkay palamunin faggot
>>217227419>>217227425gunggong
Not gonna budge piggie. Not surprised if you got buttload of trainees while pretending as a f2player.If you do, that's a (You) problem
>>217227463Anong buttload suksok ko sa pwet mo
Nice flex but whatevs oinkie
>>217209982I love being neet while wagies in my area get killed by trucks now their fatherless family have to knock on our doors to ask 2000 peso for formaldehyde
>>217227476tanga pahiya lol f2p nga e
ngl thats why i stopped playing gacha games during college, you need to be unemployed or smth just to grind and do dailies. I'd rather do a game of Civ, grind Troubleshooter or play a gsg like Eu4/5 rather than min maxing my shit and saving up for the next banner and be disappointed when you wont get the girl in the banner after 200 rolls
Of course this the only thing that a tangalog can achieve, but never in action lmao
>>217227510Nagdrama pa, potek basura naman mga games ngayon. Tindi ng traffic sa commute kaya ok lang maglaro ng gacha
A true f2p is basically casual playing. But pretending to be one is just coping with little dick someone has.
>>217227535Tigil mo na, pahiya ka na
>>217210322kek
After you, tangalog matsing. You got exposed first by larping for attention lmao
t. matsing
Sumawsaw ka kung alam mo yun laro gago
That bitch looks like a Kardashian
Nice projection bro. It's truly is a lethal combination: a tangalog and a palamunin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Mv0NVZR08
>>217221488I miss the old me
The more I listen to white women the more I want to kill myself.How do the white males manage this?
lunch provided by work
>>217227917looks sour
humblebrag nignogs gonna humblebrag regardless of cunt eh
>>217227906pussy
>>217227917>provided by workYou can't suffer in corea
>>217228228why be jelly nothing in life is free
>>217228121why is it that our women are way more tolerable than theirs?just the jewish feminist brainwashing?
>>217228246But if it does, it must be posted just to boost ego and brag it to others to say "I have this and you don't"
>>217228246>nothing in life is freeHow about the air you breathe?Which, then, of your Lord's blessings do you deny?
Free as in beer
but that provided lunch means that you're jailed in the office so you won't go out to the cafeteria or eating at cheaper food stalls
pagi chuds and gachafags
haram kuffar
most of them are zainichi oten or """mualaf"""
>>217229062I thought Prabs' son is just a gay designer who lives with his husband overseas and have little to no involvement with his father's business...
i was shitposting against chinks in nip twitter about a clip of a rapist in taiwan assaulting a female minimarket clerk. but turned out the rapist was an indog migrant, i quickly deleted all my replies.
>>217227906Why do you think so many of them go to your country? Most of them are just as annoying as the women though. In theory they should be made for each other but being insufferable and self centered causes inevitable friction. That's how you get the high divorce rates and all of that.
>>217229062christians are not the reason of IQ78
>>217227917Firsties do not suffer. Please stop posting here. You are not welcome. The filioino employer is the true cancer.
>iq
proud pinoy!
How does it feel to have much higher IQ than your country's average?
pierre ogi
>>217229254yes? NTT and papuan niggers probably rank below
>>217229552You forgot filipinos. The Philippines and Indonesia are more or less the same in terms of corruption but Indonesia gets more investment regardless of being islamic.
>>217229568Philippines is the biggest example that Indonesia's problem is not religion, Islam or not, but genetics. Both are mostly retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u50JjPXb3Sc
forgot pic but fuck it
>>217229124I doubt Didit actually manage those business. Isn't it common for rich people to use their family's name for their assets?
> this randomly pops up on my Google News feedStop dying so much, cunts.
Southeast Asia is such a fucked up place, you get either earthquakes, typhoons, flashfloods ,volcanic eruptions, tsunamis within a decade no wonder civilizations do not foster here
The Philippines is a fucked up place because of filipinos
>>217230077Europeans had to deal with ice age for million of years and their society actually benefits from the hardships.We are just barely above niggers as we were being coddled with warm climate and abundant of foods.
>>217209776Who's she?
why indone are like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzGimN2H2oQ
looking for a job here is so depressing
>>217230128Ice age and even normal winter kills all the retards in the gene pool
>>21723031550% of job postings here are fake and when someone submits a resume they are forwarded to chink data collection server and an Indian works remote using your name
just start learning to be a hacker and hack those plebian python pajeets tech sapport.
what did indog do to mr bean?
>>217230171https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpsCwIJze9M
I want to watch this cartoon from korea tho:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSZfXOcH08E
i wish i was a retard during the ice agecharging up to a large mammoth and fuck their large mammothussyor fuck a fine shyt 7 ft tall neanderxisterbut like peruANO said, denisovanegritas are middon't forget about the sabertoothussy
Homo Erectus New World Order (HENWO) is the new BNWO
>>217227917The Philippines used to have free lunch under martial law. Absentism in schools will drop and no Filipino kid will have to go to school starving.
Makan siang gratis
Wagie roommate just came back from workHe's tired and asking for back massage
should i apply in alorica pasay?
If I have a wagie roomate but he's a girl-like twink with fair skin I would massage his inner prostate with my cock if you understand what i mean
Comere and Ill duck your sick
>>217209776nice tummy
>>217230955My roommate is taller than me and has big arms :3
>>217230903It's better than fast food
>>217230362I have honestly considered this. The old YouTube videos where people did this were my favorites. Peak fucking comedy. It got toned way down because of YouTube guidelines. I suspect some of the newer ones might be staged unlike the classics where the jeet is yapping and the guy is trying to click the okay box on memz as fast as possible.
Don't do evil
https://youtu.be/tz96AbWQUN0
hungry
I miss my big bro rifky
RM1 fried chicken stall is selling it for RM1.50 nowIt's so fucking overOur culture is getting erased...
>>217231879Rather have them food vendors increase prices than reducing portions.
>>217231879do you want fried rodent singit instead?
IndodeshMalaydeshSingadeshPhilipdeshThaideshVietdeshCambodeshBruneideshLaodeshBurmadeshTimor Deshe
Gerimis terus dari siang bikin laper ges
This is bad, pinoybros,now the mainstream media knows about it!
>>217232292SJW kontol katanya benci pejabat indon tapi kok bannernya niru pejabat indon
>>217232206can someone translate what this schizo is saying>>217230879is this some kind of gay roleplay
BEHOLDThe Cucked Gesture
Duterte won and you know it
>of course it's a contrarian dutertard, posts are nothing of value
rice, omelette and butter chicken for dinner
>>217234127Mine's ground chicken feet, cheese, bread and cocoa powder
>>217232411We're just that close. I sleep on his chest sometimes when I get tired of watching movies
java rice and kfc chicken for me
slaving passionately for overtime
Pursuing gamedev but my mom wants me to be a wagie
Fuck your mom
>>217234208HuhPhilippines has it too?
made buttered toast with chia seedsfucking godly
>>217234208I ordered Burger King. It's going to be garbage but I don't care.
>>217235159>Despite its name, it does not originate from Java or Indonesia in general.
https://youtu.be/7ONlgLqV8YMJeets are no match for Terry Davis
I might end up working in Thailand as a 23 year old neet with no college degree and considered unemployable here in the Philippines.
>>217235826You'll end up in Cambodia scammer's hut instead
>>217235851That same job will require a bachelor's degree of any course and 2 years experience on JobsStreet Philippines
>matsing hours
>>217235826You sound clueless about the world, you are guaranteed gonna end up becoming a slave there or something
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
PFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAA
>>217234598Look how rifky ended upDont be a gamedev
>>217235953>23 year old neet with no college degreeIf you see this know the post is bullshit. The person who is posting this over and over is trying to force it as a meme. They are not even Filipino:https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216394127/#216411957
In case you still don't think indonesia is a demonic country.Elon Musk makes starlink free for the areas affected by the disaster.But when you go to the receivers, someone will ask Rp20.000 for 1 hour access.
>>217232405Indogs are too spineless to bite back against their government. Cucked country with defeatist mentality, inherited from the jeets ancestor probably. In a sane and rational world we would have riot and held revolution all over the place instead of posting on xitter
>>217236517Fucking soulless opportunists. This is why I don't support local.
>>217236517pokoknya salah pemrenta
>>217231523you dont reply to my post that often :(i dont like coming here
>>217236622You joked. But who do you think set up the receivers? Who do you think asked for money?
>>217236027i dont want to work in a call center tho
>>217236725Pemuda Pancasial
>>217236517https://x.com/narraesya/status/1995362740383453277The thread says some charges Rp5.000 for 5 minutes access.
>>217229599>>217229706>>217229861>>217229935>>217230019what's up with thais acting as if the five year plans of the commies is in someway a personal achievement you dont see brazilians chest thumping bout americaor eastern euros bout france
rent free
>>217227227smelly schoolgirl socks corrrrrr
>>217236725corrupt government offiSIALs then
https://youtu.be/RO_LX-m74uw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO_v7oD6ZZ8/asean/ theme
Capitalism, retard.You want free shit? Go back to China you fucking commie.
capitalism is oppressive chud
>random trash picker with great physiqueFucking how? even labor workers don't have those physique.
Masyarakat kita kebanyakan doa dan kurang berbuatAgama adalah candu
>>217237516Last month I saw a food delivery guy with a cute gf and it made me suicidal.
>>217236517Di sini yang haram cuma babi.
hard labor destroys your body, picking trash does not
>>217237626I saw a fat guy with a really cute girl.It's owari da.
>202 fucking 5>prayers You mean too much yapping on the internet?
enjoy physical activities = have a healthy mind
>>217237455>>217237471Capitalism makes winners and losers. It probably doesn't love you back. That's all I'll say.
>>217237792I wish it were that easy. If I could make all my problems go away by having an hour long fuck session or taking a walk I'd save a lot of money.
Being an incel here is hell on Earth. I have to see fat Grab food riders everyday with their girlfriends that look like they came straight out of a 360p sex scandal
>>217237845Stop visiting 4chan. Get some pussy. Get mindbroken when it doesn't fix you. Come back and warn others.
>>217237877Funnily enough I'm more active on reddit than here. And according to them broke guys shouldn't date, go to the gym etc,. Yet every time I go outside I see the exact opposite. Alfamart workers with tiktok looking girlfriends on their way to a love hotel while I spend hours arguing with brown people.
Vario yg baru makin jelek
>>217237942Reddit does not have good life advice. It might have a quick answer about how to fix a computer problem or some shit like that. But to be a Redditor is to fall short in many ways. A Redditor might tell you some imported western bullshit like girls won't touch your penis unless you have an iPhone. They don't live in this reality.
I should say while I'm at it that any girl that will be attracted to you on account of status is worthless. Okay you got the money, the possessions, you look important. But what happens if you can't satisfy her emotionally or sexually? You get cucked. Most people that fit the description are deficient.
Jam rawan>>217237954Aseli
>almost 11>no time to learn to drawI hate being a wagie
>>217239141wagie won't have time for anything lol
that contract sign was the devil asking you to sacrifice your time and soul for the fruit of hell
i hate how archaic signing a contract in this shithole is; they basically own you. it basically is 16th century slavery without the free house and free meals
Here's a really fun way to troll on 4chan you probably never thought of. Weaponized sincerity. Opening up about yourself makes you appear vulnerable. Oversharing is almost taboo here. People will attack you if you do it.It's the perfect trap. Draw them in and hit back twice as hard. Let them think they found the perfect opponent when really they are punching a brick wall. Watch the thread derail. Don't even bother with doing gay shit like making people attack fictionalized versions of your political enemies. Let them attack you. You matter more to yourself than your political positions do anyway.
>>217240651>>217240070rifky said this years ago
>>217241041Rifky has more schizo energy. If you do what I'm saying you can fuck up a thread for a laugh then move on. If you're a schizo you do the same thing every day for years on end and treat 4chan like it's your personal blog.
why asean doesn't have christmas tradition like sending postcards to each other or are you just poverty stricken?
>>217241041yet he has a LinkedIn account
test
>>217240651i never take any posts on this site seriously. I just imagine they're trolling or bantering for laugh. because i exactly do that. except for those wall of texts. but i don't know since i don't bother reading it anyway. if you're mad at someone without a name on the internet, you're retarded.
>>217241935You should read the walls of text. You can learn something from it. If the wall of text is completely retarded you think to yourself "wow this guy is a retard I don't want to be like him." Illiteracy is not something to be proud of.
>>217240651Didnt workI overshared in here and no one gives a fuck/asean/ is fucking dead
>>217241078>>217241670Ok i love u
>>217242521This might not be the best place because there's a lot of sadposting here. You need to do it in threads where people are trying to act tough and cool.
it's over
what happen laokot?
>>217244622
They're talking about you bilipinos in Sweden! You've truly made it!
why doe?
cmon
>>217244752If only it was because something good was happening here
bago/baru>>217244856>>217244856>>217244856
bump it
NOW
pasok/masuk>>217244856>>217244856>>217244856>>217244805
i clicked on that sorry
