>>67
umberg
>>217211109six sevenSCREAMING
business idea: dateraped by fit girl and jerked off to the video of her raping you unconscious
poo smells of kfc. gross
>>217211096Good morning /brit/
need emma watson
i have a good amount of memories before the internet and im 30, on the cusp of zoomer and millennial unfortunately my childhood was the happiest ive been in my life. went all downhill from there, moved away from my hometown because parents are mongs and lost out on my roots
>>217211145so hungry i would scran your poo right now if it even tasted like 1% kfc
>>217211145unlike yesterday mine was free of blood todaywas still horrendous but looking up
zoomers are genuinely mindbroken freaks that took this irony humour thing to its maximum extent and now they're all mentally ill and have no idea what they believe and some dont even remember what it means to be sincere in anything. No wonder nobody will hire them and AI is replacing them lmfao
>>217211161fat cat
>>217211170yeah but poo smells
Watching Malcolm in the Middle and finding myself siding with Lois nine out of ten times
farts stinking up an absolute storm today fuck me
a fucking refrigerator hogging the wifi network
https://jiggie.fun/aclf1cfirst puzzle done lads, they ARE pornographic so please dont open these in public
>>217211161ghristmas gottberge
big northern boys ream everton fags
>>217211230newcastle away kit is green? it not right
my cat is genuinely my best friend
thankful for my big fat butt
>>217211205used to have early wanks imagining her noncing my teenage knob
more of a big floppa man myself
>>217211254:)nice creatures
>>217211257R
might buy a cheeky electric blanket before the sales end
haven't had a shower since tuesdaythink people were visibly giving me space in tesco yesterday which i assume was my general musk
right, come on then, we need to talk about men's mental health more.
That cat is smilling. How is that possible?
>>217211311wouldn't dream of leaving the house unshowered
>>217211255pics
>>217211311thats called aura
OK I will prove a point
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
crying
>>21721137667
How do I get british gf?
>>217211385grow up
six sevenSCREMING
CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT WAIT ALL FUCKING YEAR FOR THEM TO FINALLY BRING THE BIG TASTY BACK AT MACCAS AND THEY'VE SHRINKFLATIONED THE FUCKERTHAT'S ITTHAT'S FUCKING IT I'M DONEI LIVE FOR THAT BURGERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>217211400don't, they fart a lot
blud is einstein
>>217211433had the cheesy chicken stack from the xams menu then had violent liquid poos the next daywould probably still eat it again though
I’m Irish and my boss got fuming mad yesterday and called me an old fashioned Englishman Frogs are well weird, lads
just went for a walk through hackney christmas marketunreal how many cute girls my age (twenties) there were with their friends and bfs having funfelt so fucking lonely
hi
>>217211433oh my fucking god mate please grow up
>>217211448Thats fine with me
>>217211462don't give these CUNTS another penny until they fix the big tasty
i want a big cummy
>>217211463Are all Irish expats fat? I know a stand up comic who is Irish and lives in Eastern Europe and he's obese
>>217211476cant be in situations like this without imagining them taking raw BBC
scenes at the latest Bonnie Blue stealth drop
>>217211527bet that smells fucking vile
>>217211518for the record i only saw white woman white man couples. those are incel delusionsthere was the odd brown/black lurking around the corner being dodgy
>>217211514Nah I look like I just got outta Auschwitz, prozzies make me wear a condom because they think I might got AIDS
oh yeah im definitely watching that
>>217211573Are French prossies fit? Hope you're having fun. You live like Joyce.
>>217211518SAAR
>>217211593Haven’t found any yet tbqh, they’re all Nafris, Slavs and Africans. Few Sudacas as well strangely.
https://jiggie.fun/aclf1csecond jigsaw puzzle done lads
>>217211648this is some gooner shit bro
the catch?
at that point of steamingtoil i might get the air crash documentaries on on youtube
Are there any TV serials or shows that brits traditionally watch through december? I’m in an anglophile mood today.
>>217211699Idk but i ritualistically watch Zulu every Christmas
can hear the possums niggerising around outside again
>>217211682it'll be raining
>>217211716do zoomers really?
>>217211699whack on the only fools and horses christmas specials but ONLY the early ones and not the ones the made a comeback for
gonna masturbate! gonna masturbate! gonna masturbate! gonna beat my shit! gonna beat my shit to a paste! gonna beat my shit to oblivion!
>>217211740eat 'em cob
unc is dying
>>217211766i love them far too much for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VVlSg4sHpI
....err, yeah, ok freaks have fun spamming the same autistic images and may mays on your pedo botnet website for another 12 hours on your weekend im off to the pub with my friends and family haha bye losers
>>217211754ktimKtim!KTIM!!!
>>217211872have fun
>>217211311Why aren't you showering lad
I am 29 years 7 months old and I have never been on a romantic date with a woman (or a man. I am not attracted to men). At this point it is probably better to wait until I am 30 years to try to date. At least then I may have wizard powers or an interesting story.
I'm 33, I'm not old!
feel like pure shit wish EW would post some blogposting nonsense that noby cares about x
i am mentally ill
>>217211895my menthol elves also been wfh last week and not had to leave the flat much so dont feel the need
just finished snappin a young katy in ends. now i'm going to buy the big chips and cakes
sabrina xx
>>217211939remember when you had a big meltdown and said youd stop posting about black men raping children
>>217211960looks a bit munted there i aint gonna lie
>>217211969i snapped a katy in ends
>>217211944I will not die at 30. I am healthy. I am neotenous looking.
>>217211527why do they like the stone so much
>I am neotenous looking
>>217211998
>>217212012oh wow, look at the abuse and mistreatment she perpetuated on these old men by having her letting her fit body serve as a cocksleeve for them!!!!
>>217212039lol
Timmy's weakness
>>217212020ktim
>>217212039love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>217212020love the funny little soyjaks
>>217212094bih dating spongebob
>>217212094Timmy thinks he's Chad because this creature is self-hating and has a white fetish
>>217212020>>217212039There are actors who have the same kind of neoteny that I do. Many women are attracted to them.Dylan SprouseTimothy ChalametFreddie Highmore
>>217212018it's not even a stone it's a minecraft brick house with a cloth on top LMAO
>>217212140
>>217212137and yet he has sex while you post about your interracial cuckoldry fantasies on the internet
>>217212154nah thats the special little mecca bumhole stonethey really love it for some reason
get the overwhelming urge to cut myself whenever i hear the skyrim ost
Legitimately wish I was dead
3rd jigsaw puzzle done lads
>>217212155Are you balding or greying?
>>217212235get the jiggle posted
>>217212205wish you were dead too
>>217212202Talk to the mental health triage if you are gonna harm yourself
>>217212202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK4JSwhdcdEskyrim feals like a real place
my dick is tanned red
>>217211376grow up
>>217212205ktim
>>217212205wish i were*
>>217212249im bald
>>217212262Kill me in my sleep please
>>217212257https://jiggie.fun/aclf1c
not sure I appreciate seeing ads for a video on some dogshit 20K subs channel to support them
Gf almost been graduated from her masters for two years nowStill no jobNever got past a second interview
>>217211748the backup
need to clap some cheeks
>>217212326did you try shagging her up the arse?
Watching the missus walk around while her full chebs bounce around
fucking hell you lot are so unfunny
another dogshit depressing low energy day in my grim incel life oh my days
>>217212379Unlike you we aren't professional clowns
>>217212386ktim>>217212429grim
>>217212269my female character got raped so many times to this music
bins go out tonight
>>217212386same haha. was considering finally making a hinge account but i don't even have a single photo of myself
>>217212457sc
>>217212466what colour is it?
>>217212434at least im charismatic and entertaining, making people love me. Nobody loves you, thats why you're depressed and a shut in with no future haha
I fucked a m0
>>217212492All true but you're still a clown
>>217212475yeah you need to get some nice photos of yourself in the park, with mates, on holiday and thati was into photography a few years ago so I got some taken by my friends and it worked well managed to shag a few birds off the apps
>>217212515which life would you prefer
>>217212429Greng
>>217212379go on then tell us a joke
>>217212487BLOO
>>217212527i have a few decent pictures of myself, but it's all of me solo that were taken on holidays by my sister. got this one cool pic of me in hagia sophia but it's a few years old now
>>217212529My life you clown
>>217212541woke shite
what's the shagging apps these days?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--832LV9a3I
>>217212527i would do this but i'm not good looking enough i don't thinki think i'm decent enough but i don't get much attention from girls
>>217212567But you aren't happy. Have you considered you're doing something wrong? Have you tried being a clown?
>>217212603grindr for you haha
>>217212603feeld
>>217212624idk what is but you seem to be an expert on it
any gay gooners in? x
>>217212457shrieking
>>217212667
>>217212457
any awful evil incel bastards in
>>217212667ktim>>217212739ktim
>>217212739perhaps...
you ever think back to a time in your life and realise it's been 3 fucking years since then and you've done fuck all but spin your wheels whilst time just flew by
>>217212739*raises paw*
>>217212761um
um
>>217212664>order soup>waiter brings soup>"i dont know what this is"
protein lemonade
>>217212789this + piss nettles would go crazy
my dick when it break pon hymen
he need a barny cake
I saw a fit blonde (if legal age) with a border collie today her dog was playing wtih another dog that was sexy
>>217212768yeah
4th jigsaw puzzle complete ladshttps://jiggie.fun/aclf1c
>>217212816
>>217212838err
Heathermong eating the quorn fish and drinking the protein lemonade, then finishing off his dinner with some Turkish sweets
>>217212789It looks like the MLP cum jar, from what I remember. I wont look at that again.
sucking on a maiden's quim
>>217212846stop moving my fucking picture retard
I had qourn nuggets once and they were slimy inside
gay quorn dance
quorn chicken? gay porn chicken more like
>>217212879lies, they're not slimy they're firm
>>217212879mhmm xx
>>217212885>circa 2040 rorke at state mandated dance class
got everyone filtered except myself, just need time alone in the thread like x
>>217212941meltdown
How Protein Lemonade is made:https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pony-cum-jar-project
Still can't believe purple aki's dead
me seeing snappy
>>217213047>https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1764332006506192.mp4
if zoomers and turd worlders can't even tell when a video with real people is staged how are they going to survive AI
fish and chips in the air fryer BOSH
hate cats, awful creatures
>>217213044
>>217212885horace the mincy walker
flatmateberg had a lost mary on the kitchen tablefucking freak
>>217213079
I am your worst nightmare nigga
hate air fryers
Lads who've done shrooms/acid, does anyone else get this during the first couple of hours?Basically feels like the trip is sort of laughing at me and teasing me but I don't understand the punchline, like there's a big joke that I don't getIs this just something that eggs you into doing bigger doses so you finally "get it"? I've done them several times but only at party doses
dont care about boobies i only get aroused by arses sex sex sex
>>217213093stink out the air fryer
>>217213098
*bends over to tie my shoe*hope brucie doesn't rape my tiny little arse
peanut m&ms are the greatest confectionary item of all time
>>217212877nah thats someone else trying to be funny
We are Charlie Kirk.Anyone who disagrees needs to leave the thread
>>217213121*crickets*
>>217213165*flies over to you and rapes your arse at 999999999999999mph*
>>217213187chocolate raisins would like a word
This is the Piccadilly line to COCK fosters.
>>217213152pictured right after torturing 12 endangered birds to death and shitting in your garden
>chocolate raisinsnonce shit
The Pichi Richi Railway is a heritage steam railway, based at Quorn in South Australia's Flinders Ranges.
haven't bought toilet paper in months
>>217213218
>>217213243what age did you have your first wank
just watched that wicked shite and they force the good looking white guy to simp for the green negroid creaturegrim grim grim
>>217213223nigger cunt
Kirk
>>217213278coorrrrr
best simpsons character of all time btw
right that's a bloke with his willy out
>>217213267no clue why you'd waste your time like that
>>217213245>Situated on the traditional lands of the Nukunu peoplenun u cud do people
>>217213278would
>>217213278cute body but looks like her knoblet will not be able to get hard therefore fucking her would be gay
>>217213308who th hell is that
homer smipson
>>217213278so this was EW
right that's a woman with her willy out
>>217213313oh my days
The /brit/ caste systemBrahmins: AustraliansKshatriya: Brits, Kiwis, IrishVaishya: Americans and CanadiansSudra: JF's, bradleyposters, leftypolDalit: """Personalities"""" and spammers
bart
just ignore the transition thoughts and they'll go awayjust ignore the transition thoughts and they'll go awayjust ignore the transition thoughts and they'll go away
>>217213187
let he who is without sin cast the first poo
what is quorn
The /brit/ caste systemBrahmins: AustraliansKshatriya: Brits, Kiwis, IrishVaishya: Americans and CanadiansSudra: JF's, bradleyposters, leftypolDalit: Indians, """Personalities"""" and spammers
Communism will win.
>>217213379vile and cruel animal product
>>217213312i hardly wasted time. i just fast forwarded through the film in about 5 minutes on a pirated stream and saw it
>>217213351truthnuke
every animal on earth was harmed in the making of this post
>>217213379
squelching with laughter
need to shower and shave (and poo)
>>217213404oh dear >>217213435handsome fellow
its a new day... BAKUSHIN
feeling despondent and morose
>>217213435This looks like me weak facial hair and all
THERE’S A STAAAR SCRAAAAN WAITING IN THE SKYHE’D LIKE TO COME AND FEED USBUT HE THINKS HE’D BLOW OUR MINDS
that 9* hara has professor of curvature AND singing maelstrom 1200 speed. literally dev hacks
dunno why i play vidya everyday when nothing is entertaining to me
>>217213207I am a braying idiot with a weird head
the curry coming along nicely
inspector morose
>>217212604leftypol:>kids sometimes die because of bad visibility in crew cab larp trucksalso leftypol:>blacks and immigrants are mostly good people if you bring up rape and crime statistics you're a horrible person
>>217213351Canada is dalit seeing as the flag's been taken over by heathermong
>>217213492you are loved and appreciated
time to go do x3 speed (kitasan) x2 wit x1 pal tachyon (I dont have lvl 0 super creek yet from anniv ticket but its OK to try out the run with pal card)
>>217213530>curry on a sunday
pissing chlorine
>>217213539reminder that he did this because he was jealous that I love Canada posters, and he is an unlikeable freak and parasite. indeed, to get replies, and for the thread to filter the flag, he took on the flag, and that is because he is a parasite :)
>>217213530looks yummy
>>217213575the classic sunday curry
>>217213446https://youtube.com/watch?v=icfq_foa5Mo
remember when zoomers were eating tide pods
>>217213607
poo
>>217213623she's fit
>>217213652corrrrrr wish we had paki baddies like this
>>217213667shes fit
>>217213652would pump her rotten
right well that's another weekend wasted
uh oh i think i need to take a poopie
completed the jigsaw of the ladies vaginathat was a great use of the one life i have
>>217213698what would spending a weekend well look like
>>217213732Soma
>>217213752gooning, boozing and playing video games
>>217213732don't remind me of the hours I spent grinding for pointless game achievements just to watch a number go up next to my gamer account
me ive got all the achievements in uma game except the last TTs one
>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit
>>217213773so how did you waste this weekend if that is exactly what you did?
*pokes nose*boop*scurries away*
ujst faryed
transformersmandem in disguise
>>217213852had to go to a friend's wedding
>>217213852really made an ass out of u and me >>217213861hello dogowner
>>217213928>>217213928>>217213928>>217213928NEW
tachyon 2000m race (no skills) 150 stam 154 guts
>>217214148probably just doesnt fucking like you
parasite melty brewing
Quickdraw on the case
jansoir, mon dieu!
>>217214219>>217214219>>217214219
3rd place in the long (phew) with - too little stats - preferred position, 188 stamina, 204 guts (I am going to keep going guts)
>>217214220>>217214220
>>217214190>>217214193cringe
