Who will take care of you when you are old?
>>217211770It's simple, I won't live to old age.
>>217211770no one will. i will live as long as i can take care of myself
>>217211770my beautiful wife
>>217211770A bullet
i will die young
>>217211770Hired help, I intend to have enough money that I don't have to rely on whatever public services are available (otherwise known as random African "help" who will beat you half to death for annoying them)
generation bazinga
>>217211770Filipinos
>>217211770Smith and Wesson
>>217211770Jesus and Godt. NEET
>>217211770I intend to live long enough to be able to take care of myself on my own, publish an epochal treatise that will solve all philosophical problems and commit suicide before I become frail and senile
>>217212071wanted to say this but then i remembered i'm europoorrope or exit bag it is
>>217211770sea girls
>>217211770A revolver.>>217212440Your post is better than mine.
>>217212953She's emitting pheromones to attract lanky white boys with enormous BWCs
>>217211770Ahmad
I don't want to get old
>>217211798>>217214539This. Who actually wants to get old>but your retirement moneydon't care. Once I turn 50 I'm out
>>217214639nobodybased on my family's history I'll get a heart attack and that's gonna be the end of the story