cynthiana edish
all fields
recycle
neoliberal bull logging in
Might genuinely email my job hr tell them I’m not coming back. Bin them off and then go up to the off licence and purchase 12 Stella and a bottle of Smirnoff. There’s nothing stopping me really and I’m very tempted
>>217217072what will you do for money
>>217217072move to australia mate
how my dick looked goin inside katybedroom floorboards squeakinain't nun timmy snr downstairs culd do
they dont want you making a home gym in your garage. So that's exactly what im gonna do x
>>217217086I have savings that will last me a decent while
>>217217130and then what
>>217217101mmhmm
Back from the carvery. Bland shite as to be expected, not worth the price, dessert was the best bit. Bumped into a couple people I didn't really want to but this is the way of things when you leave the house I suppose
>>217216972mmhmm
scary how fast all those little subscriptions add up. just cancelled spotify, amazon prime, onlyfans, and chatgpt plusover £50 a month saved
>>217217140I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it
>>217217101i thought you said this was bad for your mental health
>>217217168ew a chatgpt subscription
shall I do a review of the escort I saw lads?
>>217217194yes please, I'm interested now
>>217217168why on earth would you ever pay for onlyfans or chatgpt
peng 2m walking her dog she smellen dat loud and hearin dat drill rapadjusting nike leggings
>>217217168A clue gained
>>217217170fly by the seat of your pants are ye aye. very dangerous. inadvisable even. best to stay at toil
got a massive willy, like comically huge, not at all proportional to my body, like god turn the knob knob all the way up with me, it’s just big
nearly through a full bottle of pepto bismol but the shits are still as bad
>>217217194Yeah go on lad. I'm just glad you managed to get hard and finally shag a bitch. Did you you go in raw or have a Johnny on?
>>217217072I've got a better idea Canslad. Stop drinking copious amounts of alcohol. Use your income (which I'm guessing is quite healthy because you said you bought an expensive Mac) to make a decent life. Go on dating apps and find a Mrs Canslad.I mean it's your life of course - do what you want. But being a permanent drunk dosser sounds grim. A waste of a life.
>>217217194even if we said no, you'd do it. So may as well
Watching Zionist content rn
>>217217258The drugs don't work, they just make you worse but I know I'll see your face again
>>217216972>>217217096>>217217101>>217217142>>217217159>>217217217mental illness award
My hair is black and my eyes are greyish blue. Rare phenotype methinks.
heatherGOD yamming quorn nuggets before jumping on train tracks xx
>>217217229Fuck toil though it’s shit and I hate it. When the savings run out I go on the dole>>217217264I’m not canslad I’m a different mick
>>217217176he is having a meltdown and walked away from the computer, and will now post bix nood avatar in the thread. filterfags on suicide watch by the way - this is what you get or being a part of the problem: a worse thread dont bother replying as it will be the usual cope shit or "no u" and gaslighting and instead go back to wallowing in your own shit as per>>217217291shut the fuck up fat you worthless faggot you already posted this shit with 0 replies, as usual. not going to suddenly "start working" from trying it again. get some self awareness and fuck off (you get less engagement from the entire thread, with all this trying, without gaslighting from the thread for people to filter you. you are that result without any effort because you just cant fit in here, never will fit in)
heatherdam yamming quorn, jamming katy
heading outside after handing out a dehymenisation procedure to em zero
just wiped what felt like a tear away from the inner corner of my eye and it was a drop of blood
yeah yeah alright but the skinny yardie goons they're administering wicked quicktap pon 3 pm lengers?
well???
>>217217395mmhmm
>onlyfansmax
>>217217170Canslads, keep the job, show up steaming or hanging, they'll fire you if they want. Do what the other lad said, get on the apps and find a woman. Have children, spawn of canslads, fulfil prime objective number 1.We need more people like you in this world, I'll be damned if the scum are procreating and a man of your calibre isnt
>>217217379meltdown is it? kill yourself you worthless cretin >>217217101>>217217142obvious samefag - the absolute state of this subhuman >>217217428meltdown>>217217459kill yourself
How do the Irish cope that the real Irish are in New England
>>217217454left timmy right cronem
was cooking so just got up and opened the window
it was the pumpkin one btw
which is the best part of London to live in for quiet comfy streets, nearby bars and clubs, and a good scene to pull birds?
she chiefed up and hurtin. red soreness
skinny small boat cronem with bipolar going heinous on emtoo
>>217217454give me this tech an im starting an Onlyfans
How do I filter Belgium in ublock again?
Modern Ireland wished they had nhl and fried lobsters
>>217217562just get 4chan xt
>>217217375>>217217480take a chill pill nigga
beep beep xx
naira cronem zoning out while peng perfection administering oval relief
>>217217479I’m literally not canslad but that is a very nice and heartfelt thing to say
>>217217562sk2in1ny sm2al1l b2o1at 1cr2one1m w2ith1 bi2pol1ar go2i1ng h2ein1ous2 on1 e1mt2oonot just for you (I was going to anyway) but because you get what you deserve for filtering and not doing what you should be doing Anonymous 11/30/25(Sun)19:40:35 No.217217603▶1nai2ra c1ron2em z1onin2g ou1t wh1ile p2eng p1erfe2cti1on a1dmi2nist1erin2g o1val1 re2lie1f
>>2172172311-4 too small4.5-6 great6-7 good7+ too much
>>217217636toby no gibberish
cronem smacking airfryer bc his quorn snack teking too long to cook
>>217217636m1el5td0own
>>217217509Right, I've had it up to HERE *slaps the underside of my chin repeatedly* with your shit lad. Opening and closing windows all bloody day, what do you think we are? Made of money?
>>217217657The one and only funny post you’ll ever make
na1ir2a cr1onem2 zo1nin2g out w1hi2l2e p1eng p2erfe1ctio2n ad1mini2sterin1g o1val2 2re1li2efc1ron2em s1mac2kin1g a2irf1rye2r bc1 his2 qu1orn2 s1nac2k t1eki2ng to1o l2ong1 to co1okhim posting quorn shows that it is the parasite on yet another dogshit persona he uses to meltdown on
nicorette gumit all the way lush
Thoughts on German girls? https://i.4cdn.org/int/1764531711087780.webm
how do you write unni?like "i've only gone and shit myself unni" it's like a contraction of haven't Iunnihow are you supposed to write thatent I? but I don't really say the T and my e is more of an uhuhnny
Employed Woman still missing in 2025...
ooh hes rapid
>>217217204>>217217261Alright.Well she had quite a nice flat. Nice secluded area, quiet. Greeted me with a hug upon entering, she was just wearing casual clothes which I liked. Not much makeup, she had a nice natural look, grey-blue eyes and blonde/brown hair, naturally pretty.I quickly used the bathroom while I gave her the money. Went into the bedroom, had a quick talk about me being inexperienced, she put me at ease as she had a really nice demeanour. Started with some kissing while we undressed. She gave me a nice massage to start while she got me hard, then I gave her oral for a bit which she seemed to like, she moaned a bit, I played with her nipples as well which said she liked. She said I had a nice body which made me blush a bit. She then used her vibrator while I fingered her. Then she gave oral to me for about 5-10 minutes, eye contact was nice, got to about 80% erection and she put the condom on, she got on top (cowgirl). She felt tight and rode me really hard, I literally lasted about 3 minutes before I ejaculated while she kissed me.I was in a state of absolutely bliss/shock then, so we just cuddled and chatted for about 15 minutes. I suggested she sit on my face for a bit which she liked. Did that until the end of the session, then we got cleaned up, talked a little bit more, I asked politely if I'd be able to visit again and she said yes (let's see if she actually does allow me).So yeah, really nice experience in all. I didn't tell her I was a virgin, maybe she could tell. If I see her again I'll tell her.
Mods, help. Idk whats going on here.
>>217217727Glad to hear it went well
parasite luh melty self harming after the fact
sounds coming from mama's bedroomhe peekin
>>217217632I got you bro. Currently screaming out me arse from the diablo kizza I had last night (24 hours ago)
wish I could get paid to sit on someone women have it so easy
>>217217786parasite luh screaming in his childhood bedroom trying to slit his wrists with a hotwheels track
I've had it up to here
Moooooooddddsss
>>217217841keep melting down, parasite. kill yourself
/sp/ archive chile wank
all these schizos fighting for my attention :DD
>>217217879allat anger aint gud for your heart bro
heeft die man je pijn gedaan, mama?
Ziedbelg. It's over.
bit too mentally ill in here for me at the moment.
reminder that the BE flag poster should be rangebanned from this generalSearching for posts that contain ‘"CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA : “THE ART OF CELEBRATION”"’. 609 results found.Searching for posts that contain ‘"Explore your perks with Shell GO+"’. 537 results found.Searching for posts that contain ‘"At Vodafone, our aim is to create a digital society that includes everyone and helps protect the planet. We believe superfast connectivity and technology is the key to unlocking the UK’s potential"’. 294 results found.posting this here to have an advertisement ITT
the catberge
mousenonce has yet again ruined another thread
Zeidy Vs mousey feud is actually good for /Brit/ because it prevents the former from spamming his regular bait and it prevents the latter from posting the mice, peters, and/or dragons
right catberg's in the bath again
>>217217960but instead mousey just posts fucking essays about umamusume
>>217217927>45-4767-67
>>217217982he likes it :)
for me? skyrimunmoded of course
I think I'm very mentally ill but I don't fancy convincing my GP and then sitting on a waiting list for 10 months only to get some stupid woke woman for a therapist
>>217218011not even skyui or any of that?
>>217217923I reported him. But, why are people mad at me, Nonce-yank?I only add levity and fun to brit.
going to get a catberg
>>217218022i take sky ui and the unofficial patch but thats pretty much it
>>217217917>>217217942this will continue so that filterfags suffer. if you suffer then its OK because you are a part of the problem when you start to report his posts this will stop. as simple as that >>217217960reminder that the BE flag poster is just the parasite on yet another persona (and even if it isnt he is not welcome here) he doesnt get to meltdown whenever he wants and go on the BE flag. his posts are to be reported so that the quality of the thread can improve>217218030you get 0 replies even when you post your shit 2 or 3 times. learn that
>catberg
>>217218032hope you've got enough roomcan't be confining a catberg to a 2 bed flat for his whole life
luh parasite screaming and kicking in real life, another failure another meltdown
Man like about to drink some water. haha im soooo crazy
>>217218052shut up nigga
>>217218074don't care I'll just lock it out if it goes pear-shaped
>>217218085luh seething melty. kys
I could shit my pants if I wanted to but I choose not to. The only reason I don't is that I'd have to clean up afterwards
>>217218052so your response to him melting down is to meltdown? right well that makes sense.
does mousenonce know hes retarded
"meltdown" is a noun, "melt down" is a verb
>>217218107so unfilter and then report the posts if/when he makes them he is not allowed to meltdown whenever he wants anymore - and he would deserve to lose this place if he ever did
popping down cemetery then. rip gran
>>217218100why do you even want a cat then
>>217218135screaming
>>217218127you are severely mentally ill
might do a couple of naanizzas for supper
>>217218143might be good mightn't it
Can't believe it's 8, I have workberg tomorrow
you all dont know this (because you filter the flag) but the linked post is his avatar/signature on a UK flag: >>217218127filterfags on suicide watch. mmhm dey seeing the posts anyways
>>217218132what about "pipe down"?as in, pipe down you boring cunt
>>217218074a 2 bed flat is more than enough
>>217218127
>>217218162can you namefag again so i can filter you?
>>217217727That's very nice lad, glad you made it. I will say though that shagging without a condom is way better so that should be your next hurdle to overcome, maybe get on the apps and find a woman?
i am losing the rill to live.
>>217218191You're cute. You anywhere near Bristol? X
>>217218134no meltdowns toby
praying for my sri lankan colleagues this evening
>>217218191ywn be aisha
I am losing the will to rizz
>>217218191the state of that min
losing the jizz out my willy
>>217218195parasite got jealous about the spamiAm namefagging too, like with the CA flag. anyone is a threat when you are the bottom of the food chain though - he gets no replies! see the archives for talks about why he uses the CA flag. but it is because it threatens his (the parasites) diego/homealoneeveryfridaynight persona and the post linked wasnt even filtered by you. so you should be aware of the postyou people are the reason why the quality of this website has declined in recent years, as well as the worthless mods who cant do their job
>>217218233Aren't you already paying for them with your taxes?
>>217218180LMAO
>>217218165not really thoughthey need a bit of territory and ideally roaming space
>>217218276praying and paying are two different wordshope this helps
>>217218269sooo.... this exists
>>217218272put a trip on thenim sick of seeing your dogshit posts
I see Mousey is really taking EW's disappearance badly :/ ugh, she needs to come back ASAP it's not funny anymore
the parasite gets 1 reply for every 24 posts he makes99% of this thread has his BE flag persona filtered. he made people filter Canadians he is a failure and should kill himself. when he does kill himself (after shitting up the world and being hateful), nobody will miss him, not even 4chan. the place he spends all day every day on will only say "wow the quality of the thread improved when that freak left"
>>217218299wrong. tons of catbergs live in flats without outdoor access. it's enough as long as they have toys and windows
>>217218300Have you ever heard of the virtue of humility? "Learn of me, for I am meek and humble of heart"?
spamiAm still missing 2025...
Hello niggas
sex with catberg's little pencil sharpener bum
>>217218330melty
>>217218328last engagement (on the parasite) for now - see last thread for walking away or not engaging with him anymore (he had a meltdown!) but he is sitll self harmingthis should be proof to the thread that the tranny persona - the BE flag - and bradleys - are all the parasite (none of these get any replies), and spaincunt, who is the parasite, and diego - with the avatar emoji ":/" last reply about it but just raising awareness so you know
made a chocolate mug cake in the microwave. genuinely delicious
>>217218359heard you shagged ash's mum haha
>>217218330project on nigga
And when ye pray, you shall not be as the hypocrites, that love to stand and pray in the synagogues and corners of the streets, that they may be seen by men: Amen I say to you, they have received their reward.
>>217218330>99% of this thread has his BE flag persona filteredyou are the 1% tobyif you filtered him or at least ignored him that would be all attention gone except what he gets from his boyfriend but that's guaranteed
Date - 8th April 2013Location: The entrance gates of hell
fuck off mousenonce you evil fucking ghoul
P
>>217218359gary gary oak gary oakgaaary garrry oakoooohhh oohhh ohhh ohhh ooh ohh ohhh oaaak
>>217218328literally you talking about yourself on another name about me trying to parasitically latch on for attention, because you fail at getting it (despite doing this being your entire life) nobody even gives a shit that your persona is gone, even with you constantly fishing
fucking love it when mousenonce has a meltdown over me
>>217218409had my car MOT'd last week.
>>217218374I'm not the parasite Mousey, I'm just a third party who likes both you and EW, you're both my mates x
mouseGOD destroying the singular freak
why not just call him meltymousehe isnt a nonce. thats slander
I hope the thread sees it fishing for attention (yes it is the parasite and tranny)
>>217218421holy shit it's the singular bradleyposter
>>217218343you can eventually condition a cat to stop trying to get outside so it appears happy indoors, but you can never remove its nature to be curious about the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_mmqZ46xwQ
>"last engagement (on the parasite) for now">immediately replies to the same post again less than 2 minutes laterpscr
farted in bed this morning and the smell of it woke up the gf lmao
theory: there's only one poster under each flag
>>217218435shut the fuck up faggot and leave. come back and do your job if he comes back. its that simple yesterday you probably baited the other side, and before that saying "mouseGOD" again. just ban the BE flag poster quicker next time - and call for it to be rangebanned
>>217218468he's so based kek
why dey do dat
My cat went outside once and it must've been very traumatic for her because she doesn't go outside anymore, but she loves to sit at the window and get some sun and fresh air
>>217218376They don’t want you to know about thisBe careful they may try to assassinate you
>>217218468
>>217218483https://vocaroo.com/1nWMLNRRQFyfhttps://vocaroo.com/1nWMLNRRQFyfhttps://vocaroo.com/1nWMLNRRQFyf
>>217218468oh my god shut up you retarded aspie freakyour IQ is literally 60 (you probably post about Irish diaspora and race statistics, try to wash-brain the thread with racism because of this fact)
https://voca.ro/12MgYpRv4bAP
we love our mouseposters dont we folks
monday tomorrow innit. 5 days in a row of work innit. 40 more years of this innit
my catberg used to play outside all the time and he would catch birds and mice and stuffnow he just sits indoors on his fat bum and eats loads of snacksliterally me fr fr
Would love to watch Mousey on his phone in the caravan while he's having one of these melties, i bet it's a sight. Twitching, throwing stuff about, probably making weird gutteral scottish noises, caning energy drinks and dimps
>wash-brain
>>217218511mousey one of your main tactics when the janny isn't doing his job is to spam the n word as many times as you can in a post lmao
need to do my self assessment
spaincunt (the parasite) got r9k or the discord group to raid this thread then, because his BE flag melty got cut
>>217218511this poster is BE flag on a vpn
You can't deny his girth
>>217218560this poster is fake mousey and is the BE pretending to be him
tantrum
>>217218538only 5-8 years for me. thats when the mortgage will be repaid and i can drop to part time
>>217218538Fine by me, my job is comfy and funI am part of the WFH masterrace, you see
>>217218547thanks for letting us know you literally twitch and throw shit around while the BE flag bot posts the list and then you go on "calmed down" with the flagatar posts
Told the fella at the job centre that I don't want a job, I want a girlfriend. I said if I can't get a girlfriend then don't expect me to be getting a job anytime soon. He just looked at me funny, said "oh right" then typed away at his computer nervously. Was telling him that with dating apps its impossible to get a girlfriend because each girl gets a thousand matches and I can't get one. I asked him how is that possible, there is still the same number of girls as men, it should balance out but he wouldn't even look at me just sped up his typing on his computer and then told me he is going on holiday so I'll be with someone else next wednesday then said I could leave and that was it.
>>217218560https://vocaroo.com/1nWMLNRRQFyfhttps://vocaroo.com/1nWMLNRRQFyf
>>217218550are cadde
our loz
>>217218200>I will say though that shagging without a condom is way better so that should be your next hurdle to overcome, maybe get on the apps and find a woman?I use Bumble but I'm terrible at flirting
>>217218522this the type of shit u hear the bard playing when u walk into a redguard tavern
wish Fable had good replay ability
I am once again calling for the parasite to be rangebanned
>>217218614haavent played fable since i was a boy
>>217218629take it to /cum/ they'll help you
luh bih ahh melty x
gf 1) won't let me bum her 2) won't let me go at it without a condom and 3) won't suck my willardwhat's the point even
>>217217942>>217217917either r9k coming in and posting that, or the thread quality being lower because of r9k (the parasites friends and backup)
>>217218629fat was talking shit about you in /cum/ earlier on
not gonna be watching that one thanks x
>>217218650get her in the bin
>>217218650hugs
>>217218660this post is the BE flag pretending to be mousey
right well that's a man grinding his penis with a mincer isnt it?
thats not morally pure little marshmallow content
>>217218396Rorke won't like this
>>217218664parasite or r9k. parasite from /sp/ who loves doing this shit
>>217218650whats the point in having a relationship if you cant ditch condomsmight as well stay single and just get on tinder every night
I spun
stomach is absolutely fucked lads
who wants to come to myanmar with me?
>>217218690 the parasite, trying to survive, is crying, copy-pasting right back at the person what they do or saying that some other wrong makes theirs (and there are many) right. it is coping, seething, and projecting on>nooo let me survive I need to keep going! it is a parasite saying this in all his posts. it is what it is really saying with his posts 100% of his 20+ personas get less than 1 reply for every 24 posts he makes
ogg to bef x
>>217218729shut up ratpedo
up in your arse ichigeki ippatsu bah
>>217218712she won't get on the pill and only lets me go raw like immediately after or before her periodnor does she let me just pull out because she's paranoid about precum or something
>>217217727How much did you pay? How did you find her?That sounds miles better than every experience i've had with a brass. Many won't even let me touch their nipples. Its fucking grim. They just want you to cum and fuck off which makes you regret it after. That sounds like an actually good experience, i'm happy for you.
screaming
I think the reason I didn't think Skyrim was mindblowing like everyone else when it came out was that I'd already played WoW for 5 years
the parasite loves calling his r9k/discord buddies to come raid the thread whenever he eats shit
mouseposter the parasite is in /cum/ now
>>217218769
>>217218771I think he was posting in there before on a UK flag in preparation for his meltdown. damage control
>>217218761Bet the ladies love you
>>217218792
Sir Grim Toenails
>>217218792how would you feel if you didnt give a fuck and was yourself and a white person got the N word pass from another black person to say it at you because they didnt like you so much
And what of Escortmong?
>>217218841scrom
dont feel like wankingwont bother i think
Victoria María Aragüés Gadea (15 April 1943 – 29 November 2023), also known as Vicky Leyton and professionally as Sticky Vicky, was a Spanish ballet dancer and illusionist known for her vaginal magic show. Her career spanned almost 50 years, with her final performance taking place in autumn 2015.
luh uma game career time x >>217218870sexo going to post about it and wait for him to have a meltdown over it (he does that whenever he doesnt like something - and what DOESNT trigger him really)
its farts that onions do. not smelly wee. im experiencing them right now
considering an escort now
How the chorus goes:Why does it have to be like this?I can never tell'Cause you make me love you, love you, babyWith a little LHow I sing it in my head:[Chorus]Why does it have to be like this? Clap clap n*ggerI can never tell'Cause you make me love you, love you, baby. Clap clap n*ggerWith a little L
>>217218841>>217218846
sharty refugees have ruined outer int
>>217218902good choice. a nice family car
>>217218807I'm 31 and I've never had sex or a gf. A drunk girl told me to kiss her after a game of spin the bottle when I was 15. I pecked her on the lips and she called it a granny kiss. At about 16, I played guitar at the school concert and a girl in the year below tried to make conversation with me afterwards. When I was about 20, a girl I'd fancied in school flashed me her nipple piercing and told me she used to fancy me.
mmmmhm massa name jaquan massa name jaquan massa got me postingabout cronem and they willy jaquan got me posting cromens and they willys im not gay
>>217218650why wont she suck you off?
catberg even lazier than I am lately
>>217218841>>217218874>>217218846>>217218939
sharty refugees have ruined inner int anus
cause im a slaaaaave to them spades massa got me posting slave to them gherkhin
>>217218956some women dont like them. smelly and grosswillies belong in fannies not mouths
I bet that 50 to 60% or zoomer men are virgins or have only had sex once or twice in their lives What do you think?
>>217218972sharty culture comes from /int/ doe
>>217218939Mate I think you want to be careful, there is a black person right there
>>217218792>>217218841>>217218846>>217218939>>217218961
>>217218950Holding onto shit that happened 10 to 15 years ago probably isn't going to get you anywhere
>>217218755AdultWork, £180 for 1 hour.I chose her as she seemed exactly my type: natural, intelligent, and intimate. Definitely made a good choice as she was lovely.I asked her throughout how I was doing and she said good, she didn't tell me to stop or slow down at any point.>i'm happy for youThanks lad. I will definitely try to see her again. Honestly can't believe I've fucking done it. What a way to end November.
arsed up my poo nigger incel life
>I chose her as she seemed exactly my type: natural, intelligent, and intimate.
>>217219012have you tried barny cakes?
the intelligent and intimate prostitute the prostitute that didnt ask the guy fucking her to stop
>>217219000bizarre, imagine a man saying he doesnt like fanny because its smelly and gross. your gf might be a lez pal
>>217219004returning to source