Mikey EditionPrevious:>>217213526
>>217218740posting in the WHITE man's cum
i just dont like mexico or mexicans, would even say i hate them
Amen brother
If I had a female bed-companion, I would sex her up daily and have bone loud screeching sex time so loud it would shake the foundations of my propertyBut I don't so it's just a hypothetical
>>217218816
gonna have a cup of coffee, i barely slept today
Whenever I get drunk, I exercise super intenslyNo idea why it unlocks beast-mode
>>217218889that's so hot
>>217218740The Mikey poster is Americanese?
>>217218925Not as hot as you
>>217218983I'm obese
Third worlders are always selling some kind of skin care creamit's like all their top talent is siphoned off into peddling skin creams on random social media platforms
>>217219009I rike!
>>217219107they hate their brown skin
white pipo buck broke brown pipo with their beautifulness
skinny German grils with strong majestic jawlines
https://youtu.be/UZQ_1XEbHfE?si=k61rzEpNBQn7TvHvthis nigga has too much free time
>>217219244it's true. if I have to hear another jealous mid brown harpy yap on about "European beauty standards..."
now unban my IP range from posting images, you faggot yes it was worth it yes it does make you the antichrist (havig to IP range ban me just to go do your job)
the Chad rockstar vs the virgin cuck rockstar
unban my IP range you useless failure lazy bignose tranny
lol
Drama on the 'cord
>>217219479is tacobell hot
>>217218889Nice. I'm using this for the next one
Did you know that I will get a german gf?
>>217219502wow that's obnoxious
>>217219502Is that Alex Stein lol?
>>217219250what a handsome gal
installed a chamber reducer for me volcanomy weed consumption is now fully optimized
>>217219405the posturing sell out vs the real one
>>217219602man you weed addicts sure are getting autistic these days
>>217219602Optimized is high CBD mid THC vape extract. like 55% THC max.
>>217219502EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLIN
>>217219519Hope you do
1 in 12 chance and i'm my 94th try
>>217219519Thoughts on Nora Waldstätten?I love her!
day 3 of telling myself I've fixed my tablet
>>217219635yeah spending $10 to cut my consumption in half was autistic for sure
>>217219735Just stop smoking
>>217219735wow let me tell you how could save EVEN more money on your weed addiction!
When I used to smoke cigarettes were $2.75 a pack. Im glad I quit years ago, I can't imagine paying 11.95 for some fucking stogs
>>217219717Who's that?
>Sisterberg was aking me about WoW because she is thinking about getting into it>I explain the gist of the RTS games and each expansion>Get to Warlords of Dreanor>Explain the time travel shit>She straight up calls it retarded>She doesn't seem into WoW anymoreThis is the power a shitty expansion has over a game. I didn't even get to Shadowlands.
>>217219809holy shit that's not even unc status that's straight up grandpa ass status
>>217219829If she thought WoD sounds retarded enough to put her off it she was never going to actually get into retail. Tell her about Classic WoW dummy. She sounds like she'd be into that
>>217219829you are my woman
>>217219829you dont really have sister, its just one of your deranged fantasies
>>217219829we all know she'll play FFXIV so she can lewd up her catgirl character
Meal prep doneI will be eating 1.5lbs of baked pasta for dinner every day this week
>>217219809we live in a cyberpunk vape world now, cigs are only for the uber elite
>>217219816A woman
>>217219893 noice
i love playing as female characters and dressing them up
>>217219918This one is from Bavaria.
>>217219853I've seen things you wouldn't believe
>>217219862She knows about it, and I did suggest it for her, but she's just moved past considering Roblox a game so I'm curious how she'd adapt. >>217219891Yeah, that sounds like her. >>217219891
>>217219893Nice I had baked pasta for dinner tonight
>>217219936this but femboys
>>217218903you just know
>>217219829Just tell her that nothing past wotlk is canon and to play turtle wow.
>>217219893Looks good
im so 2008youre so 2000 latehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEdKq_-lXqU
>>217219893Looks good bro
AI kind of killed every single career that's not menial and manual labor, whatever you do i bet i could ask chatgpt and he would do it
>>217220006I could never get behind the emo trend. I simply do not see how a guy with normal T levels can dress like that with a being gay or posturing for pussy.
>>217219809Here they are $3 for a pack. My dad once told me they were 40-50 cents for the local brands back in the day.
>>217219829Tell her to roll a healer and we'll start a /cum/ guild and raid ToT and Siege in pandaland cause I quit raiding in OG panda and miss themdon't worry I'll carry you guys I was a multi season glad back in the day
>>217219829My sister is into vidya but she has shit taste
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
the potential with just how AI is right now already is enough to let anyone who knows how to use it to do highly skilled jobs with 0 prior knowledge, pandora box is already opened and ai will keep getting better
>>217220246kiss me with that disgusting coffee breath of yours
>>217220292Sorry saar, I don’t have a job for you.
I'm fucking turning gay
>>217220113The fact that you call it dressing is quite gay in and of itself. To "don" clothes is idiomatic of male speech, and you may just be a faggot as well. As they say, it takes one to know one.
>>217219809Damn I'm 30 and live in a red state, cheap smokes like decades and pyramids were still at least nearly $4 when I was a teenager. Reds are currently like $7-8 a pack.
jerma is on again
>>217220361Don't look up how much they are in the UK or Australia...I couldn't believe it.
>>217220442In major cities like New York and Chicago they're quite expensive as well. At least we don't get the gore cancer images.
>>217220446did these niggas forget the wings
In Canada cigarettes cost $20 and the pack has gay sex on it
what should we do
>>217220589they can't even make a pack of cigs correctly, it's all flat and shit
>>217220600What Is to Be Done?
>>217220498>At least we don't get the gore cancer images.Yeah but you don't even notice them after a while. In the UK a pack costs £17 - £19>>217220446
Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darlingof the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Anon"?
Imagine eating this good.
>And the terrorist's name was Mohammed, may the police be upon him
>>217220399I don't care about streamers but I can at least see why that one is popular
>>217219829I still can't figure out what people see in that game. I played classic wow when it came out and it was just fucking boring (and that's coming from a guy that likes 4x and grand strategy). The fun moments of excitement were too few and far between and punctuated by the fact that you were just following a formula. Clearly it has appeal to a lot of people, but I'm convinced it's just for people that want to shut their brain off and memorize macros
>>217220778you already posted this
>>217220778Me when money hits my bank account
>>217218740I love Mikey.
>>217220778i never really gave a shit about the big elaborate streams he does, i much prefer the chill ones where he plays some boomer game by himself
i wish to stop existing
>>217220807OMG me tooI don't even care that she's jewish
i need a shower i'm feeling greasy, i should goon one out first though
>>217220892yeah stroke that cock
>>217220892Goon away
its getting worse. ive started fantasizing
>>217219996nice legs
>>217220892Post cock so we can see what you're working with?
>>217220942great juicy ass
>>217220980Kill yourself
>>217220942this shit got my cock leaking already mmm
can we get a good post or two up in here
>>217221052high t?
>>217221037I'll kill you with a slap of my dick against your face.
>>217221082
Hot dogs are technically a sandwich.
good post incoming
>>217221098they call that nigga the coleslaw kang
what should I cook for dinner? jason's post got me feeling peckish
>>217221202lasagna
Brazil is Jeet tier
>>217221202boiled eggs
fuckk bros I accidently ate the rest of the apple pie and finished the ice cream
saw 3 on the hill, only 1 came over
>>217221242context
>>217221242jeet
>>217221256do the wolves eat them
>>217221256I used to like deers until I saw a documentary on them and how shitty they are.
>>217221256did you shoot it
>>217221257Just an average day in the Favelas
>>217221301it's the last day of rifle season in my state
I saw a video here about a Brazilian gang who captured a rival gang member and they were all standing around him with gun and they had chopped off his ear and they put the camera in his face and made him eat his own ear.
>>217221247Looks good. >>217221202What do you have?Yesterday I made meatballs in tomato sauce, today they were even better.
>>217221225>lasagnalasagna is good but it's mainly carbs isn't it? i'm a big man an d I need protein to keep me feeling full>>217221246those are good but I want something hot and filling
>>217221256Dress up in your deer fursuit and confuse it
>>217221355damn this nigga finna be a 5star chef
>>217221118doctor faucbee
>>217221367>where's the cheese and meatdummy
>>217221278no wolves around hereshe bullied off a smaller deer
>>217221355>What do you have?very little because I haven't been to the store in a few weeks. I have ground beef and ground sausage meat. onions. several cans of beans and tomatoes. I'll probably make merchant-style buckwheat again
>>217221367wait how have you never had lasagna before...are you brown or something fr tho
Space is fake just an illusion to keep you stupid
>>217221384
tomorrowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOjnJzWsWjc
the little one came back
>>217221451watch hallmark
>>217221425U fockin wot m8?!
>>217221118>we should just let bees die because vaccines are eeeeeeeviiiiiiilll or sum shit
>>217221469he cutestill don't like him though he gonna jump in front of my car
>>217221489
>>217221420>never had lasagna beforehow'd you manage to glean that from my post? are you ESL?
>>217221484watching tim allen santa clause movies right now fx
>>217218740mods the BE flag came back to /brit/ and is posting dogshit low quality bait again. I am once again asking that he be rangebanned so that he cant do this
>>217221527watching hallmark movies during christmas is a /cum/ tradition
>>217221425>>217221489Lol
>>217221376ayo>>217221415 >I'll probably make merchant-style buckwheat againwhat's that? Never heard of that but it does sound good, I don't think I've ever eaten buckwheat tho.
>>217221525because any nigga who's ACTUALLY had lasagna knows it's full of protein you dumbass esl retard
>>217221425so hot
>>217220786>and that's coming from a guy that likes 4x and grand strategyClearly you just like strategy games and not MMORPGs. People who like MMORPGs like the roleplay elements, exploration, and community.
>>217221549hallmark is for women
>>217221408>>217221469Based deer feeder
>>217221579it's not
>For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: and whosoever will lose his life for my sake shall find it. For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?This passage goes through my mind every time I hear of an OnlyFans whore making big bucks from selling her body.
>>217221425>Whoring out your mother to buy the latest Steam games
>>217221591oh yes it is
>>217221619single mother issues
>>217221606it's true for most millionaires/billionaires
>thought my flight was tomorrow >said goodbye to friends and family>It's really on Tuesday Any other scatterbrain kings on here with me
How come neets don't die of heart attacks?
>>217221649it's not. now shut up
>>217221668we are heartless chuds
>>217221654at least you're already packedwhere you going?
>>217221668Because we're healthier than wageslaves.
>>217221654lol dont tell them its actually tuesday
>>217221554https://www.russianfood.com/recipes/recipe.php?rid=134577>>217221561It's mostly carbs though, as I said
>>217221668They do, you just don't hear about them because their family has bigger fish to fry than warning their 4chan generals and discord groups
>>217221681>Hallmark targets a core demographic of women aged 25-54
>>217221425>>217221552>>217221722White trash strikes again.
>>217221694Alaska
>>217221862It's a horrid place
>>217221765I can't read Russian but thanks, I'll look up recipes about that.
>>217221783Grow up, jeet.
>>217221783what are you trying to imply?
>>217221862coolwhat you gonna do?
>>217221889You can't fool me, I lived there before and it was awesome.
>>217221999beautiful
>>217221999what if stood atop one of those mountains and sprayed my semen all over?
>>217221987I help salmon have sex. Kinda ironic, when you think about it.>>217222030It really is
can you guess what state this is?
>>217221999I've lived there too and outside of Anchorage the place is a shithole outside of muh nature
>>217222131Louisiana
>>217222176no
>>217222131somewhere in the midwest
>>217222131florida
>>217222131Looks like uhhhhhh Missouri or uhhhhhh somewhere like uhhhh Nebraska
>>217222131New York state
>>217222061It would be extremely chilly
>>2172222224u
>>217222185no>>217222186right how did you know?
>>217222222six twos
>>217222261>floridaFuck that was my other guess..
>>217222222Witnessed
>>217222266two sixeso_0
>>217222222You're a hot guy.
>>217222222at schoo
>>217222261right looks like the everglades and i happen to live close to them>>217222222checked
>>217222304>>217222319>>217222324wad da FUGG :DDD
>>217222452i dont get it
Gooned so I'm about to hop in the shower, trimmed the beard and vaccumed the room as well
>>217222483newfig
India travel vlogs be like>Hi yes I would like one of those>*Guy bobbles head*>*Puts hand on food and then puts food in oil with hand*>*Hundreds of people staring at camera*>*Puts fried food on broken piece of glass*>*Puts random poop colored sauces on fried food*>*Ups the price 5X because you're a foreigner*>*Camera zooms out to street filled with trash*
La da dee la dee daLa da dee la dee daLa da dee la dee daLa da dee la dee daLa da dee la dee daLa da dee la dee da
It's so hot the cold water is warm
>>217221567>roleplaying elementsOk>exploration and communityBetter found in other games, desu. I play a lot of games that center around exploration. The "exploration" found in mmo's is extremely shallow, excepting ones like elite dangerous if you consider that an mmo (or eve). Community wise they're all kind of a toss up. I play a lot of foxhole, that game has a good community (and many would call it an mmo)
WE'VE BUILT THIS CITY
>>217222647ON ROCK AND COCK
>>217222665ai sloppa
>>217222261in what other state would a field, a sand road, and a swamp be next to each other?
>>217221900Neither can he. Russiaboos are like weaboos but they have absolutely no leg to stand on
I've spent a lot of time in Dutch Harbor. Horrid place but exploring the ruins was kinda cool for a few weeks
>>217222516she's gotta have her makeup
>>217222708its not sand its limestone
>>217222845literally same point
>>217222845lol is that south miami?
>>217222939no
>>217223027north of the everglades?
Just cleaned a shitload of snow off all 3 cars and took them for drives to make sure the batteries and tires are g2g for winter. It's here niggas. Winter is finally here.
>>217223101why do you have 3 cars?
>>217223074nope
>>217223101fugg I need to get the snow tires on. should probably start my chevy too but it has a good battery in it, never had issues with that thing
>>217223144then west.
>>217223175yes
>>217223139One is for offroading, a 4WD SUV. One is for long distance commuting and comfy night drives (landbarge). One is a grocery getter for daily stuff and for work. I didn't buy them all at once, they were accumulated over the course of a decade. Two of them are +10 year old cars. >>217223170Yeah summer/all season tires are no good in the snow, get em changed or do it yourself if you can. I didn't start/drive my Chevy last year enough and killed the battery lol, would recommend driving it and not just starting it as I found out draws a ton of amperage to crank over and usually doesn't charge itself back up just idling in the driveway.
>>217223139I have three cars as well...I really need to sell one but I hate selling private party. just need to do it and get er done with
>>217223201nigga there's no farmland on the west. so that picture was taken near the north western edge which makes me believe that's somewhere near fort myers
>>217219250Lum'sBra?
>>217223275you have no idea what you are talking about
>>217223260>Yeah summer/all season tires are no good in the snow, get em changed or do it yourself if you canI've always ran all seasons but I'm a 30 year old boomer now and I have to drive longer distances and it's just not fun driving in the winter so hopefully winter tires help a lot
>>217223377check the map nigga
>>217223415check deez nuts nigga
anyone down for a movie
>>217223423check deez digits NIGGA
>>217223446close
>>217223423
>>217223439Are there any good brazilian movies?
>>217223474Elite squad
>>217223439im down for a snuff film of you getting flayed and beheaded
>>217223410Hankook I'Pikes for cars or Blizzak WS90 for SUVs are GOATed and not overpriced. All seasons get hard as a brick in the winter and they turn into skis, don't die on us Anon.
>>217223486Oh it's with the guy from Narcos...interesting.
>>217223503I was NEVER allowed to have one of these and that's why my life is the way it is today
>>217223497why are you so mad
>>217223528Same with me but a gf instead of that snowmobile
it's so cold, my dick and balls have shriveled up
>>217223585its so hot my dick and balls have grown 3 times their size
>>217223528Same, until I was 10 and my ultra cool cousin bought me one for Xmas without telling my parents (he was like 20 at the time). My parents knew I'd be CRUSHED if they took it away and he said they sperged on him but ultimately I got my GT snowracer. And I absolutely got fucked up using it too, they're pretty dangerous once you get up to speed and hit some bumps.
>>217223594I wish this was a thing I'd keep a heater in my pants all day
>>217223530https://youtu.be/48Vywy-1cd8?si=MdhSghhZR3va1MD9
Making chili
/cum/bums it's a comfy Sundayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RaYh3jQXjk&list=RD9RaYh3jQXjk
>>217223648extremely mid compared to The Mad Writerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edMHqVxsTbo&list=RDedMHqVxsTbo&start_radio=1
turns out the secret to getting high grades in labs is to just be autistic as fuck
if i wasn't shy and autistic with no personality i'd be streaming right now chatting with viewers
>>217223693i remember doing some labs in my soc statistics class, it was pure memery. literally one kid figured out how to use SPSS and just yelled out "everyone come here and copy this shit" and we did. like 40 of us.
>>217223503hmm Bridgestone Blizzak DM-V2 is the one that'll fit my F150, the michelins are highly rated as well.debating about getting some wheels so it's an easy swap between summer and winter
>>217223724well you could be an autistic shy streamer with 2 viewers and one of them is your other pc
>>217223693The best scientists could moonlight as accountants
>>217223790and the other one is you?
My brother said it's a waste of time to have summer and winter tires, but if I stick the winter tires on steelies, it couldn't be that hard to change tires? Like it's any different from just rotating them.
This is my family
>>217223817some random ass person trying to sell art
>>217223782Just get steelies and put the winter tires on them. They're cheap, last at least the life of the tire (usually you can get 2 sets of winter tires out of one set of wheels), and it cuts costs and makes it so you can just change them yourself in the driveway. IDEALLY you would run AT tires but not everyone wants the rougher ride those things give. I ran BFG KO2s for 7 years and just switched to some Toyo AT2s as they do better in the snow, I just rotate them and run them all year. If you truck is 4WD you'd benefit bigly from AT tires, if it's 2WD best to stick with summers/winters. Bridgestones are decent and balance well, you'll get 5-6 seasons out of a set without issue.
My kitty kot likes to lick my face and it tickles. He's so funny and cute.
Having a degree makes you smarter than everyone
>>217223841depends on how much you drive and how much snow there is. I live about as far north as you can get in the continental US and have never had winter tires but I also only drove around town so it never mattered.if you have to drive highways and shit it's worth
I wish my degree wasnt worthless
>>217223876he licks his asshole and penis with the same tongue. also licks his feet after walking in a litter box full of piss and shit.110% chance you carry toxoplasma gondii. Hopefully you stay asymptomatic.
Why are c*nadians so unlikeable? A whole country with zero charisma.
>>217223907i have a degree and im more retarded than everyone
so its a 1 in 12 chance to drop and i'm on 106, what are your thoughts on this situation?
>>217223841Some people are super divided on this. I've run all seasons in the winter and it's definitely inferior to dedicated winter tires. Using cheap chinese shit winter tires is the same as all seasons, not worth spending the money in that case.Get decent winter tires and they can save your life. All the traction control, stability control, ABS, AWD, etc. on your vehicle all boils down to a few contact patches that are a few square inches on the ground. Tires are the single biggest thing you can do to increase performance and honestly save your life in shit weather. It's not just about you staying on the road, it's about being able to avoid the pajeet with bald chinese shitmolds that comes flying into your lane at 80mph. Changing tires is the easiest vehicle maintenance ever. Jack it up, take off lug nuts, mount new tire, tighten lug nuts. Get a torque wrench for $70 and have it for life. You'd easily spend this much on a single tire swap/balance.
idgaf desu
>>217223991>106wat dat?
>>217224009106 tries
>>217224009his bmi
Wait a minute. When zoomers say rizz is that short for charisma (chaRIZZma)? Is that where rizz comes from?
>>217224072lmaooo bruh this unc ass fr fr do
>Deaf>Got an AI caption app on my phone so I can talk to hearers>The AI captions are complete fucking shit and are wrong 90% of the timeThis shit ass fucking bubble is genuinely disgusting
>>217224107You mean when the heads of AI companies go on stage and talk about potential civilizational risks of their proprietary technology they are marketing rather than genuinely trying to tell everyone that their product is dangerous?
I'm watching Urusei Yatsura before I go to bed.
didnt ask, leonardo
>>217224132It's always read as more jerking-off than any actual warning. It has the tone of>Hey we created this very lucrative tech! But ohh no, the thing we're selling is SO great and powerful that it's going to distrupt the market (tech speak for make investors rich) because we're the unavoidable future!
Can't wait for my fent addict uncle to die What an embarrassment
>>217224229Well yeah, jerking yourself off and marketing are one and the same most of the time
>>217224264Don Draper in Mad Men was never shown jerking off I don't think
jack me off
Like 8 years ago I signed up for quora so i could view answers and ever since they've sent me emails desperately trying to ragebait me into using their site againThey pulled out the big guns this timehttps://theotherwomantheothermanspace.quora.com/I-cheated-10-years-ago-and-my-spouse-doesnt-know-Do-I-have-to-tell-him-169?ch=15&oid=1477743889910515&share=97545f5d&srid=1B0s&target_type=answer
>>217224107AI is meant to make us suffer, not help us.
>>217224281In every scene where he isn't alone he is jerking himself off
>>217224294Hasn't made me suffer
>>217224320there it is amazing and perfect and will be harmless to you forever.exceptional logic anon.
Dear Canadians, will you let me move to Alberta? Pic related
found a movie on youtube but i guess no one wants to watch it
>>217224286Just label their emails as spam and shame on your for spreading ragebait
>>217224342Everything is good or bad depending on how it's used
>>217224346Shove off we're full
>>217224365hopefully you're not overlooking the fact that AI uses us more than we use it.
just remembered I had cookie dough in the fridge so guess who's having warm peanut butter cookies? ^w^
>>217224391In what way is this related to my suffering
wish i was normal.
>>217224396Looks good.
>>217224396Lucky fatty anon
>>217224399The older I get, the more I think this
>>217224399Why would you want to be a boring conformist Being weird is a rare opportunity to think different from the rest, to be immune to propaganda
>>217224397it may not be - yet. but ultimately it's designed to turn you into an increasingly less valuable entity. pretty soon your value will be reduced solely to your biomass protein and your bussy.
>>217224458I have valuable skills that aren't in danger of being replaced by ai and are rather supplicated by its existence
>>217224466*fires head of the Labor bureau**doesnt release unemployment numbers*libs? owned
>>217224410i'm not fat i'm big-boned
>>217224524>>217224524New
You stupid fucking niggers never reply to my posts or replies. Why is that? Not enough coomerbait you fucking virgin incel vermin?
