The worst crime you could ever commit edish
escortnonce loves his fucking escorts
nightshift but first we yam
Doing my blue archive bitsexcited for the next event :) love blue archive
>>217219160I have a friend who did exactly that in Slovenia
poo
>Autistic adults show higher rates of self-harm and suicide plans regardless of trauma history. As many as 1 in 4 autistic people reports suicide attempts across their lifetime and autistic people have a higher likelihood of adverse life experiencesit's so fucking over
>>217219160brexit be brexit
>>217219231erm
>>217219231she's got a massive fanny lol
>might go to bed because I need to go poo and shower and shave carried out my function ITT :)
Told the fella at the job centre that I don't want a job, I want a girlfriend. I said if I can't get a girlfriend then don't expect me to be getting a job anytime soon. He just looked at me funny, said "oh right" then typed away at his computer nervously. Was telling him that with dating apps its impossible to get a girlfriend because each girl gets a thousand matches and I can't get one. I asked him how is that possible, there is still the same number of girls as men, it should balance out but he wouldn't even look at me just sped up his typing on his computer and then told me he is going on holiday so I'll be with someone else next wednesday then said I could leave and that was it.
>>217219188yeah I did, see my post above>>217219199Yeah that's what I'm hoping with this one. I'm hoping I made a decent impression.
>>217219231thats a prank that shes in on. fake bulge
P.S. I (an empath) am so much better than all of you coming from that board. you are so low its mental
OK EW seriously this ain't funny anymore ffs, come back
>The term "autism" comes from the Greek word "autos," meaning "self". It was coined by Swiss psychiatrist Eugen Bleuler to describe a withdrawn state observed in some individuals with schizophrenia. What a load of made-up bollocks
evil ghoul
>>217217194>>217218855>>217219154inb4 inspect element
>>217219275>Was telling him that with dating apps its impossible to get a girlfriend because each girl gets a thousand matches and I can't get one. I asked him how is that possible, there is still the same number of girls as men, it should balance outSay you have 20 men and 20 women. Say that 1 of those men is a lot more attractive and successful than the other 19 men. Many of those women might just go and shag the 1 attractive/successful man, leaving many of the other 19 men shagless.
>>217218956she usually says because she doesn't like the taste, but even when I shower and pay extra attention to cleaning it she just says she doesn't enjoy it. Whenever she does give me a suck it's pretty clear she's just doing it because I want it and not because she really wants to do it.I don't think there are any other reasons, I don't force her to take more than she can, I have normal hair etc, just think she doesn't like it
>>217219301spoke to her on the discord this afternoon mate she's fine, just had more shifts than normal in the run up to christmas plus uni work due and hasn't had much time to post here
>>217219330going to manifest fucking you (if legal age and female) every day bitch
>>217219205
>>217219354Proof? Because I'm honestly freaking out here with worry
>>217219354dont believe you lad
Whats worse: being a loner in London, where there are millions of people, lots of attractive women or being in a shithole town, where everyone knows eachother and there are limited attractive women?
>>217219385>>217219420what does this mean
Did you lads know that there are women who put fake dicks in their pants and men will give them lots of money thinking they're extremely feminine trannies
>>217219403>>217219404If you're in the 'cord you'd know, if you're not in the cord then you have no need to know these things
convinced that janman deletes the ponies instantly just to taunt us with the fact that he COULD rangeban mousey and zeidy but won't
>>217219433dunno but im the second one i dont have to see many wogs though which is good
>>217219439Yeah, actually. Your dad told me on telegram
>>217219418thats your life: christmas edition. you are a goyim slave
>>217219291sweet summer child
>>217219329This >>217218855 is me but I'm not the other ones x>>217219392oi no lezzing out with the horus of dawn
>>217219453ponyGODs delete their own posts
>>217219453I feel the exact same but wasn't sure if I was being schizo by thinking that
>>217219470*walks back into his work at chicken cottage*
>>217219453mouse and ziedbelg dont break any rules thoughbeitposting in a recognisable fashion isn't spamming and if it were then half of /brit/ should get banned
>>217219453only mods can rangeban and they won't bother. both of those paedos used to spam way worse in the past than they do now and they never got rangebanned not even once so why would they now?
rangeban the BE and his UK IP forever and I will leave this website for 30 days
>>217219418Leftist slop, probably drawn by a s*utherner.
made a lovely roast dinner for the asexual GF of 9 years(never shagged her or seen her vagina)
>>217219461Is it easy to make friends there?
>>217219385kill yourself. you may now melt down
>>217219521how about you leave for 30 days to salvage what's left of your rapidly deteriorating mental state?
Don't care, still voting Reform
>>217219546dunno i havent had friends since my school days
>the palestinian baby was white with blonde hairDo reformtards really?
>>217219515yeah but... he's annoying
>>217219542How'd that happen then lad? She fit?
I'm glad your X account is back, Quentin x
>>217219569>>217219578you are an immigrant here, and I am much better than you
>>217219542she ever give you a tug?
>>217219515ziedy constantly breaks the extremely low quality and avatar/signature rules and he does get banned sometimes if people actually report himthese days toby is only really guilty of off-topic posting but we all know that rule is only for /pol/ posts
>>217219578tbf dont think he was a sub saharan either
I wouldn't mind having an asexual gf if she let me smell her feet
>>217219542leave this gimmick in it's grave lad
>>217219578might not be factually accurate, but it's more pleasing on the eyes
why yess i tis 9pm on a sunday night and i am blasting techno
>>217219578Proof that Rorke will literally NEVER be happy. They put Christian messaging on stamps and he's still having a melty over it. Don't give into these freaks, give an inch and they take a mile.
>>217219483nobody has a willy bulge that big. it's socks
give a black a reparations and they will eat for a day, or however the bix noods
scrolling through insta reels make me want to off myself
>>217219632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KYYOr-uRd8get innn
>>217219677never seen a black man's dong I'm guessing
what happened to that yank that would post "I am a white greek man" and avatar with some mexican(?) middle aged man
>>217219607Toby spams too but his heart isn't really in it nowadays, he gets a fraction of the attention he used to get and is mostly ignored.
>>217219680just don't view them then
i'm desperately lonely and long for death
>>217219618wouldnt mind having an asexual gf if she didnt fuck or kiss other people (except girls if she kisses, because shes asexual) we slept in the same bed I could make her hot meals and she could cook too if she wants
>>217219687
>>217219697Unc is washed now. Peak Toby was a machine.
>>217219692thats not a black man. it was a white woman
>>217219705lad god is with you
>>217219714The fabled BWC
>>217219695malaponte?
so if i want a used mercedes i should probably get it bought soon then as prices will probably go up with the motability changes right?
>>217219714god that is so grim. my swc is so much more aesthetic, the greeks were right
>>217219692poltard tries to go 10 seconds without talking about black cocks challenge: failed
biggest mistake i've ever done was listening to all these retards on 4chan telling that meds are poison and shit. i wonder what my life would be if i had gone on SSRIs earlier instead of wasting my 20s and fighting a hopeless battle
>>217219733umbunny
>>217219714cant get fully hard lmao
not really sfw is it
This is what Jesus looked like, leftypops
>>217219714bit too thin I think there ladbut thanks for sharing x
>>217219754Truth bomb
>>217219714your helmet looks like it's falling off
>>217219620>it'sjf
>>217219744was that malaponte?he'd also spam a picture from one piece and say he was addicted to pornography and was doing nofap
>>217219758>telling that meds are poison and shitthey absolutely are poison
>>217219745why would the prices go upi doubt the prices will go down significantly but prices increase when you ADD a subsidy not the other way around
>>217219786He also used to spam blacked porn
Jesus looked like Rylan Clark
>>217219759
>>217219792don't care. it's the lesser evil
>>217219578
>>217219793used mate. something like 25% of all new car purchases in the uk were motability so if 25% of the mercedes supply goes the used ones will increase in price
shit broshe's young young
>they are poison that post wasnt me not that he is wrong (or right) I just want to be given SSRIs by a girl and jerked off so I am empty and vegetative
swear every time i tab back to brit someone's posted their willard
>>217219433I don't know lad but I can say that I am the latter. Planning on going on the apps next year and can't imagine how many people Im going to see who knows me or I know. A little bit off-putting to say the least but nothing ventured nothing gained. Just gotta be mindful of what I put in my profiles etc, make sure I don't do anything that could be used against me /embarrassing
It's official, lads. No fun allowed.
>>217219824shia didnt hit her hard enough
>>217219826if 25% of the mercedes DEMAND goes down then the price will decrease mongthe supply is not changing
>>217219823No it isn'tTaking psych meds is the worst thing you could possibly do for your health
>>217219824screaming remembering when a comedian said i had a face like an iphonenever knew what it meant
>>217219820xx
>>217219847its a bare bum with jobby coming out of it. clearly nsfw
surely the supply is going up
>>217219578>leftypol being uneducated in science again
>>217219857how is the supply not changing if the government have just said they're not buying people a new mercedes any more..........how is supply going down not going to affect prices..............how am i the mong...........?
>Taking psych meds is the worst thing you could possibly do for your healthsays heathermong the paragon of unmedicated mental wellness
I'd love the Royal Family to be disbandedIt's only wogs (Indians, Jamaicans) and Tarqs that like them
>>217219877you've clearly never dealt with mental health issues
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1764449981736945.jpg>>217219910that freak should go kill itself
>>217219385>>217219420i dont get it
>>217219892Didn't ask what the doctor said when your mum was giving birth to you did I lad?
if you unironically take SSRIs you are not human.
>>217219896what?!fucking hell you lot are so thick what is going onUSED SUPPLY GOES DOWN IF NEW SUPPLY GOES DOWNHOW IS SUPPLY "SURELY GOING UP" IN ANY CONTEXT?
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1764522538986589.pngsexy class rep horse...
why does he post the image links
me? Love the royal family
Does Dave still post here?
>>217219578>>217219898
bakushin would NEVER make that face (for more than 0.0005 seconds). BAKUSHIN!
>>217219906supply = people making thingsdemand = people buying thingsgovernment buying cars = demandgovernment stops buying cars = demand goes down
>>217219951>you should stay a mentally ill incel because le... humanity
>>217219951the majority of those taking them have been told (lied to) by gps that they'll help themthey don't tell them that ssris will make them unhealthy and shorten their lives
>>217219951> >>217219993(the cheese is SSRIs and munching it is the sexo)
>>217220021So they're saying this is rorke
>>217219951good post
>>217219993um
>>217219906are you saying that the used merc supply will dry up because fewer people will buy new and then sell later? i mean that's possible but it won't be for a few years if it happens at allthe short term effect is: removed subsidy -> lower sales -> higher supply -> lower pricewell, probably not lower price because since covid businesses have realized that most people are retards who won't vote with their wallets
>>217220020depression also drastically shortens your life doe
>>217219980chavvy handwriting lol
Sir Escort Lad
>>217220003please use chatgpt to explain to you how you are completely misunderstanding because i'm not gong to bother
My favourite main pony was RarityCor, I'd love to marry a woman like Rarity
>>217220009>you should become a retarded zombie because le... life is too hard :-(
mad how /brit/ has 2 weeks left
for me it was the orange oneproper southern belle
>>217219980Onion Bears are embarrassing
never would tale ssro's because of all those nutters in the US were on them before they went on shooting sprees, holmes, rodger, the sandy hook one. No good are they
>>217219898>>217219988lmao, leftypol doest have a reply to this they never do!
not worth the side effects and becoming a dependent zombie
>>217220076again? mad that
>>217220074>i've never had to deal with mental health issues and had everything handed to me on a silver platter
it looms
>>217219906you are correct he's just dumb
need to cut the booze and shitty food right the fuck down 27 now not a child. poor health choices now may be game over for me
was playing CoD World at War earlier lads, absolutely mental how hard that game went
no p0nies
>>217220079>>217220079me im applejack
there is no chemical solution to a spiritual problem
>>217220091>dry mouth>emotional numbness>sexual issues>depressed feelings>excessive sweatingbut i already have all of those
SSRIs are for slaves
>>217220109nah just have a drink mate it's alright
>>217220111your family >>> you
might go on a walk to feed my men's mental elves
Tesco WHOOSH booked x
>>217220123you are a subhuman parasite
Strictly 4 My B.A.M.E.S.
>>217219906>>217220053and yes, motability is only for new cars, but if the price for a new car goes down (or at least isn't increasing) then the price for the same used car should obviously also go down (or at least stay the same)
>>217219824modern hairstyle and modern insta-whore makeup and lip fillers make her look ridiculous in a period piece. but you can't have her without bimbo makeup because that would be hecking violence against women o algo.
>>2172201450_0
>>217220109nah by the time you're 40 they'll have cured liver disease and all that
>>217219980love me dead yanks
30 next year
>>217220126what does the hand signal shes making mean? also very true. but also ifunny >>217220172polshit
life is hard but ssris are certainly not the answerthey just make you numb... you still feel depressed but now get the added bonuses of weight gain and sexual dysfunction
>>217220091that's putting it mildlySSRIs cause permanent brain damage
>>2172201831996 bros, it's over
>>217220177I didn't mean it you know I didn't actually mean it
Why are Rangers fans like this?
>>217220193if you're going to reply specifically to my tupac parody post calling it /pol/shit then your priorities are absolutely fucked
>Fucked up from school>Fucked up from work>Family is fucked up through generational trauma>Your fucked up because you don't know what your doing>System tells you its all your fault>You should take these pills>Don't ask questions>Go back to work>Pay your taxes>Consume>Its not us its your brain>Just don't ask questions it'll be alright once your on the pills>DieYeah fuck that.
22 next year and dreading itmy youth is already overi am unc
>>217220205how is numbness bad? i'd much rather be always numb than go through massive suicidal and self harm periods. not all of them cause weight gain and sexual dysfunction is irrelevant for an incel like me if anything it'd be a bonus
40 next year
Why do GPs always try to get you on the highest dose of SSRIs, even if you just have vague depression, instead of trying to find the lowest effective dose?
>>217220224They've always been mentally ill but seeing their shite team be destroyed for over a decade now has completely broken them
time to go shower
>no rory on the clubnot watching then
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rorke/leftypol>get them xxx>big brad>nonceposting>biomass>poo smells>mallardlad>poo seal>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradleyQuite the list isn't it
>>217220212it's ok i was just being moody anyway
>>217220277that's the day 4chan gets blocked in the UK
gonna watch some kurosawa x
>>217220277Half of these aren't gimmicks but you know this already.We need someone to do a proper award because you're not up to the task sunshine
>>217220020Look at SeasideMark. If he took an antidepressant he might actually get himself a job and have a better life. When I took an SSRI it helped me get my shit together>>217220074SSRIs made me more productive. When I don't have them I fuck everything up and get nowhere. Also scientists think that genes contribute to the brain, so some people might just have genuinely shitty brains which cause them to fuck up their lives, while an SSRI can help them function better and have a better life
>>217220265
>>217220273that hobbit has never had a good take on anything
Nothing to wank to. Might just get up
>>217220277all of these were going on last year apart from poo seal, mallardlard, and maybe sinister bradders
Warburtons is probably the worst fucking bread in this country.
remember the train stabbing
I’m mentally ill.
>>217220311For context they done this because their manager at the time was Mark Warburton
2026 is the year i get into art collecting
>>217220323He does this every year, he knows the list is shite but it's a gimmick in itself
Explain the 6-7 thing to me>>217220345Same
>>217220302lost all legitimacy to me when "drunk man outside going uugh uugh uugh" wasn't nominated, shit gimmick but it deserved a nod for perseverence
>>217220342she would get it
>>217220300
>>217220342mad how they made up the story of the "hero" immigrant who saved everyonenever heard from him since of course
>>217220277my vote is going to rorke/leftypol
jumped on fluoxetine and my desire to binge eat literally disappeared meanwhile some retard will tell me that i shouldn't take it because le zombies or something
>>217220312well yeah i don't watch football fan stuff for measured and intelligent takes (where would one even get those now?). i don't even like him as a person, he's a failed actor who would have done anything, absolutely anything to be part of the establishment selling out the country
Gimmick of the year should be poo sealWhat else is there? Umposting? What else was new or has been improved?
>>217220355Imagine if their manager was called babyshagger or something haha
>>217220277where is umposting
I was part of a group for depressed people, everyone had basic depression nothing more. well a few junior doctors liased with this group and got ALL the participants onto anti-psychotic meds except me.Nobody in this group had symptoms of psychosis - it was a group for people suffering from low mood. I was shocked that they were all happy and willing to be put on such heavy meds. I looked these people up recently and they don't look the same... physically they've changed A LOT. They're now all obese, have weird blotchy faces and look much older than their ages. They were all normal students at the time whod simply joined a group for people with low mood (one girl was a med student at cambridge uni). now they're all unemployed, fat vegetables. it's shocking really.
No one cares that you're taking the zombie pills
Umbunny is gimmick of the year
my vote is going to walt/disney
my boyfriends have made some decent gimmicks
Uh oh
>>217220460did everyone clap?
>that list is shit!>why don't you make a list then?> >:(>*chuckles softly*
>>217220482um x
>>217220277grow up loser
im voting for the economic libertarians
>>217220431hardly anything new from me this year eitherjust not coming here much am isuppose i've got the little goat image. think i'll post that in a minute actually
>>217220485
>>217219677The balls do most of the legwork sometimes
Got an 8:30 res at Dorsia.
and the medication they put all of this group on was called quetiapine it was really sinister how they convinced everyone to take them, repeatedly telling them that it would make them feel 'much better and happier'quetiapine ruined their lives
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
>>217220508looking forward to it x
>>217220277I quite like Bomalians
>>217220485>27/11 nowtbutty
>>217220530you're ruining my fucking lifeborelord
>>217220550UM x
has heathermong been more mentally ill than usual, in particular, spamming about food, because he went off his meds that were curbing his appetite?
>>217220530that's not an SSRI tho
Labour havent been that bad at all really all things considered. The nationalisation of the railway is going quite smoothly, they gave teachers unions and junior doctor pay rises and stopped strikes, gave emergency cash funding to councils on the verge of bankruptcy, and closed a bunch of loopholes people were using to avoid paying tax.
6 7
Reckon I'm the only one here who actually lives in London.
>>217220587lol
That's 'Bone'. And the lettering is something called 'Silian Rail'.
>>217220587alri boomer
>>217220586yeah it's worsebut ssris are bad enough
>>217220596If you mean the City of London, yeah, probably, although I’m involved with the corporation and livery companies and get to go to lunches and dinners
Kill Ian Murphy
>>217220277conveniently ignoring niggaposting
on the fence really over whether you freaks are spambots written by indians, or if you're just mindbroken spastics with autism
>Mobile phone review on YouTube >He's Indian
was just thinking about something for a second there x
>>217220524>>217220606how's the weather back in 2022?
>>217220596I'm from Stroud Green. Are you that guy from Hackney?
>>217220644>2022American Psycho has been a staple of 4chan for over 15 years lad
grow up poster single handedly keeps everybody in check on a daily basis, a thankless task but he's the hero this place needs. Without his shameposting the spastics would be running WILD
>>217220643UM x
>>217220641Mad how the future of everything for the next 50 years or so is Indian, just because of global demographics
rorke, sat with his ma and da watching infowars
>>217220685s
>>217220672Personally enjoy "act your age" myself
>>217220675no it was more of a hmmm think rather than an um think x
>>217220643>thinking about somethingdangerous stuff, you want to lay off that
>>217220677If this continues there will be a global indian holocaust soon considering how universally despised they are.
INFOWARS.com
Some bloke on /fit/ said porn isn't real and dicks aren't 8 inches IRL, but my dick is literally 8 inches. Less than 5 inches in circumference, though... Pencil dick
megabonk is an instant classic
what the hell si the appeal of sitting next to a train like that anyway
>>217220731its not real mate
>>217220277where's bill gate
>>217220726addicted to it me
why did scottish football fail?
>>217220762What do you mean
Excited for the new so I am. Wonder what edish we'll have. Reckon a nonce one would go down a treat
im ready for some meaningful content
>>217220771why didn't scottish football succeed?
poo seal gimmick of the year 2026 you heard it here first
I was out with some colleagues and this American girl in her twenties had greying hair and was so embarrassed when someone in the group inadvertently brought up greying hair
>>217220762Unironically Sky Sports refusing to budge on having 4 old firm games a season. Teams outside the old firm also want the extra revenue from those games so always refuse league reconstruction whenever it's brought up.
>>217220804It did
>>217220771scottish premiership should be a top 5 league yet they suck ass in europe
I'm gonna stuff your twerky
>>217220265just looks like a bit of banter honeslty dont get why you're upset
>>217220838>scottish premiership should be a top 5 league Based on what?
>>217219160He looks like Kramer with a buzzcut.
Is the parable of the Good Samaritan an exercise in the bigotry of low expectations?You know how bad those Samaritans are, never up to any good, always looking out for themselves?Well this one was good actually. He stopped to help our man, and not just any man, but a stranger to boot, and, after a couple of Pharisees had walked on by and done nothing. He said, “in our culture, we help people in need. Today, you, tomorrow me” Can you imagine such a thing?It’s the kind of story a Redditor/leftypol foid would make up to justify importing a billion rapist foreigners
>>217220820see >>217220838also why not get a better tv deal? maybe with Netflix or something or youtube. Even if they streamed games for free it would help the league
>>217220854Ignore him he's a yank who hasn't a fucking clue
>>217220714Women love a silver fox though
>>217220859You've been filtered
>>217220880I'll yank your cock off!
>>217220874Sky is a stable deal. Sure we could go to a different platform, but DAZN just pulled out of the Belgian Pro League mid-season lol
>>217218127>>217218180LOL
>>217220889coping boomer
>>217220854history, merit. success of scottish playes, many legends coming from both celtic/rangers and playing in PL. Van Diijk for example
>>217220859filtered
>>217220731>>217220742It is. I’ve been to Hanoi and sat there (you can do it in Thailand as well)
>>217220901Don't threaten me with a good time!
Imagine being friends with a tranny
>>217220928What's your Snapchat?
saving some posts for the new yes i am xx
>>217220943I'm sure they will be awful as usual x
>>217220927i dont want to do it
>>217220822having only 2 real teams, one of which hasnt won in over a decade, must be a bit boring no?
>>217220838scotland has a smaller population than alabama
>>217220964No, hence why Scotland is the most supported league in Europe per capita (removing the two Glasgow clubs doesnt change it much)
>>217220974what katy rejection did to lil bro x
>>217220859no mate it was because the israelites and the samaritans had been at war and massacred each other multiple times, so it was extremely exceptional that a samaritan would do anything for an israelitei'm not religious but the context is pretty obvious
>>217220996meltdown unlovable rejected freak
>>217220859unfathomably low iq post
>>217219877Thanks for the advice Rorke
nigger MD: ogga booga my qualifications are fake I go hit your grandfather
Surprising number of anons come out in defence of Christianity every time it's criticised
>>217220943Sup crodie>>217220996Lol Timmy been gymcelling, only 53yo Pang Khet gave him a compliment
>>217221060>>217221060aha!! ahahaha timmy's in laws oh my daaaayssssssss
NEW>>217221078>>217221078>>217221078
>>217221060Why do so many people not understand what POV means
>>217220908no it shouldnt. it's as old as england's league just about but scotland has a lot of football fans spread across too many wee shitty teams all of whom feel entitled to stick around because they're all ancient. a lot more of them should have gone out business to make scottish football practical