Stroopwafel Edition New: >>217227551
what the fuck is this bullshit?
The real ones all left, now all there is Twitter screen caps and political ecelebs
>>217229168Honeypot
>>217229168is that an ad?
>>217229179>ywn have a cute dutch girlfriend to bake you stroopwafels Why even fucking live?
>>217229179Yes
there's a certain point when you make a revelation and realize 4chan is destroying your life and real life is much more dynamic and interesting
fapped to futa on male again
>>217229190What is the solution?
“Real life” sucks dick in Canada>go out in public>everyone is Indian
>>217229190I just love the hustle and bustle of dynamic life
>>217229216Its depressing, especially transit
4chan isn't ruining my life, I'm just like this
>>217229187i see this kek
>>217229196Opinion on this erotic comic?nhentai g/521265/
I like how Japanese games have good looking characters
>>217229216Yea. That and Filipino for me. This kingdom is cursed. We must do....something.
>>217229244its okay
>>217229249I also like that
The next step for me should be getting a job but I really don't have the motivation for it
>>217229230Yeah 2bh I'm thankful to 4chan for giving me a place I can be myself. 4chan ruins normies because it isn't meant for them
>>217229249I like how in anime, you're more likely to see manly men and womanly women, whereas in the west everyone is written to behave like men because saying women behave womanly is considered insulting for some reason
But I leave the house and all I see are white girls but they don't want to fuck me, no I'm not indian
>>217229335I like how in anime everyone is white
>>217229320Not it either, I'm just here for fun
thoughts on the chinese?
>>217229335When I was in Japan years ago noticed girls wore more feminine clothes and skirts. Here I rarely see that.
>>217229367I don't care about them as long as they stay in their country and that's it pretty much
I am in need of God's mercy
>>217229367chinese that weren't born and raised in china are basically whitethat being said I would gladly accept a million chinese women instead of a million indians every year
>>217229392Chinese are massive white haters what the fuck are you talking about
TOTALLY crashed out in another thread and wrote 2000 words telling this guy off and if he replies "nigger" I might kill myself
>>217229408>Chinese are massive white hatersso, they are basically white then
>>217229380I agree with this>>217229392I'd rather not have either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxFahorm8ZsWTF is this
>>217229414u deserved it
>>217229414What topic pissed you off
JJ McCarthy is my hero
beaver or canadian goose? both are renowned in canada
Having a three beaver night
>>217229558beavers are better
>>217229558I think Beavers are liked more
Bro I’m Shadow Lugia
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nhE1r8sTC48BOBR
It’s like civil and war flags:>Beaver is Canada’s civil animal>Canada Goose is Canada’s war animal
did the DAMN dishes yuck
>>217229619HATE doing the d*shes (yuck)
>>217229625that's it we need to find wives so THEY can do the damn dishes (yuck)
I want to eat more cereal than god
>>217229634So true
Help me! I’m from the government. And they injected “hitler mombasa fever” into my genitals region! Help me! Uh, yeah. Help help
>>217229652Is that from the Talmud
6 7
Well, chud?
>>217229715Well, clearly she ate enough lead from her ex.
Thanks mommy, for making my heart gay with a chinese penis pump
"I want a brunette man.""When I see a blonde man, I immediately imagine Bart Simpson.""If you have brown hair, I'll love you.""Please be a brunette man."Jasonbros...Blondebros...
>>217229715grim state of women
>>217229715when your nose is so j*wish you can't hide it and can't afford plastic surgery
too much, never enough
WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING CARDARE YOU BITCHARE YOU MAD
>>217229275We could have this in gameshttps://x.com/DelusionOverdoz/status/1995318668440535156But instead we have pic related and the truth nobody wants to hear is that its because there's a shitload of self flagellating wasp sⲟyboys who say we can't have it because they're constantly assessing their behavior based on a combination of what women would think and what black people would think is cool
"You look like timothy chalamay in hot summer nights" I don't even know who he is
>>217229275>>217230056both are slop
goodnight
https://youtu.be/6Dh-RL__uN4thread theme
He decided it's time for bed instantly after reading that post
its finally christmas timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVB18xbRMI4&pp=ygUTY2hyaXN0bWFzIGlzIGNvbWluZw%3D%3D
do you guys read any magazines? i adore zabavnik
What if one day you were outside and suddenly a nigger harpie came cawing down from the sky and ripped your bike out from under you and flew away
>>217230164ok well if i'm being carried in the sky then i either wait to arrive where they're taking me or i fall to my deathso i guess i wait
>>217230101Yeah Vince Guaraldi nigga for real!
>>217230184no you fell off when the nigger harpies ripped it out from under you
What if you were in a labyrinth and a negrotaur was chasing you trying to smash
>>217230230I'd have him do the thug shaker for me
>>217230254are you a bard
have you guys ever seen the movie labyrinth, its pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs
>>217230268No I am Chudseus, breaker of bucks
>>217230285I remember having a 1 layer stacker and my heart started beating really quickly
have you ever been really horny for a book character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fh133ZO1AE
suddenly just got real hungy for a burger
anon who became hungry for a burger here. update: i am now sad
>>217230329There was a evil princess I liked a lot in a Clark Ashton Smith story and her story gave me a nightmare but I could never remember which story it was
>>217230451Idk why I typed story 3 times in this post I guess I'm tired
>>217230329T’sais is a central character in Jack Vance’s 1950 science fantasy collection The Dying Earth, originally published under the title The Dying Earth but later retitled Mazirian the Magician in the Vance Integral Edition. She is an artificial woman created by the powerful wizard Pandelume from the idyllic realm of Embelyon, but due to a flaw in her creation, her mind is distorted: she perceives beauty as repulsive and goodness as evil, leading her to hate all living things, including herself. T’sais, disillusioned by her existence in Embelyon, seeks to find beauty and love on the dying Earth, a world of mystical spells, demonic creatures, and ancient ruins where the sun is dim and the planet is nearing its end.
>>217230401
>>217230329Koriel Zeth from the warhammer book Mechanicum. I got real sad when she died at the end
why tf do they not use deodorant?
Naked sex
Ew! My fuckin pussy smells like a dead fire hydrant. My dick smells like a fuckin retard. >“Replace my body with beer, and get raped in the ass”Well I wouldn’t go that far
Imagine if you will a shiny pipe
Let's calm down
>>217230652probably not human
I know how they see me. Not even human. An animal pelt animated by ghosts and devils. A shade lurking in the night
>>217230847I just see you as a Canadian flag posting some bulllsshitttt
>>217230853True
the most well-known national anthems are france and russiai can't rank our anthem because i'm biased
We live smiling inside a dream
The howling darkness surrounds me lol
>>217231037never heard france. the uk anthem is probably more known
>>217231335uncalled for!
>rod stewartare you 52 and gay?
>>217231430no but i only heard this song two days ago so i'll be tired of it soon
Simmer down
can't stop farting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNLGRrR0QGI
I like Canibus's line in Second Round KO, the LL Cool J diss, where he says "But you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me"
>>217231595love military marching music
Well, lemme tell you somethin', you might got more cash than meBut you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me
>>217231652buck check: ZESTY
What if you were sailing and found an island and you had to avoid getting eaten by a giant Chiclops (chinese cyclops)
I feel like there's bots in these threads because sometimes I'll say things and people will say the same thing in a slightly different way weeks later
>>217231915or maybe ur just dumb
>>217231991you like them?
>is cousins with Dimebag Darrell in your path
taxidermy but a beautiful specimen indeed
>>217232177Yea
a nice oilbird
Real owl
sipping on monster rnpour up
>>217232452do you see them in canada?
Every venture outside of my home is a carefully designed humiliation ritual intended to 1) torture me and 2) drive me to suicide
>>217229189>>217229049I was wrong there is actually Pac Man World 2 and 3. I will check for war of the monsters, if not I will buy it. Already ordered LOTR The Two Towers because it wasn't on there. I am actually insanely hyped. PS2 had so many classics.
I have saggy ballsack envy
>>217232299He’s such a cringe manchild open carry freak
decline dumbbell bench but I'm doing it anyways
>>217233574Do you have a tight, perky scrotum? Small testicles?I sometimes have to be careful not to sit on mine.
Happy December my bastards!
>>217234062They’re only slightly saggy when fully relaxed but they shrivel up into raisinsI need bells that swing
I wanna hurt myself.
I touched my penis today.
>>217234655Don’t>>217234803Absolutely do
>>217232523Rarely they are endangered
>>217235341Okay I won’t hurt myself.
troy and abed in the mooorrrning
>>217235889crazy that the movie will never get made
> -3 with a high of -1and so it begins
>>217231533many are saying this
I’m gay and I require a fucking dickhead boyfriend. A fucking dipshit sperglord idiot to cuddle.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bREY-EX9xZ8Reminder that she will NEVER fuck you humancel
>>217229826>>217229858>>217229937saar import substitution worked so well for us in the past saar we just need to do it right this time all fault of neoliberalism saaaaar
>>217226253 sauce on these? Also on the other girl in the same position, blonde one who chatted about "you re not lazy..."
https://youtu.be/NTY0d9KM0HwIs this really a thing or is this guy just exposing himself? I've used discord everyday for like 5 years now and have never even seen nudity let alone this shit...
>>217237111westoids are always having moral panics about something best just to move along
>woke up screaming >againI am getting sleep paralysis literally every single day now sometimes multiple times a night. This is just insane. I'm not typically superstitious but it only started after I moved to this new place and without having ever mentioned this, my brother told me that he gets really bad dreams every time he visits and sleeps here. Wtf? It's the kind of sleep paralysis where you feel and hear something walk up and lean over and start breathing on you. It's been getting more and more frequent until now where it's every single time I sleep without fail. Even my cat started having bad dreams now.
>>217237051is that Brigitte Macron???
>>217237195Have you tried salting all the thresholds before you go to sleep?
>>217237181I mean if it's real these people should be locked in prison for all of eternity. I've personally just never seen anything even leaning into that type of stuff on discord
diarrhea this morning lads. 3 beers was a bit too much.
Nothing ever happens etc etc
>>217237237>noooooooo she's 17 and 10 months youre a hecking pedo deserving of the guillotine
JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY
>>217237430Or as I like to say "diarrhea and rancid fart Monday"
>>217237202No it was another biological woman
>>217237223I haven't but I'm just about ready to try anything to make this stop happening. I always feel horrible for a good while after waking up from this, like my entire brain feels frazzled and my body just feels beat and exhausted.
>>217237430I look like this and dance like that
Eating blueberry pie (with whipped cream)
I've been fibermaxxing, and now it takes me forever to get through a roll of toilet paper. My shits are just too efficient.
>>217237693Stop drinking your fluids cold
I’m so fuckin drunk
Haven't been drunk in 5 years
Canadians are all doing drugs and drinking while their country is conqueredits extremely sad
>>217237430I wish it was Sunday
>Canadians are all doing drugs and drinking while their country is conquered
lost money at the casino again3 new holes in the wallthink I broke my pointer finge
just tried dragonfruit for the first timeit doesnt really taste like anything but the texture is interesting
>>217238495lol, retard
Guy drinking at 10 am: It's 11 am somewhere
>>217238603Yeah it's mild. I had it for the first time in a street market in the Middle East and it was sweeter there. It's okay here though
how do they even make moneyi got 300 dollars off initially on the new phonethen every month for the next 24 months i get 20 dollars credit for the billi pay like 50 for the phone bill for decent speeds but after the credits it's 30i basically got a new phone for free and pay 30 a month for a pretty good phone plan
I like fruit. Usually it's apples, bananas, citrus, or kiwi but sometimes I'll treat myself with a pomegranate or dragonfruit or something exotic.
UPDATE: more diarrhea has arrived and I've shown it the exit. I feel how Ricky Berwick looks right now.
>>217238402at this point i think i actually like indians over cancucks
hello
>>217238892that's excellent news, because we have a surplus of indians and we'll be sending many of them your way. enjoy! :)
>>217238927good theyll make excellent sepoys when we move against the wretched french colony of quebec the final battle is coming to finally rid north america of the fr**ch
How distant and alien indeed this beautiful world appears. Inwardly I have already taken leave of it
are whyte wamen even sentienttheyre so dumb that i refuse to believe theyre actually people much be a musk psyop or some shit
>>217238721You're paying over $1000 for a for a phone that a chinese worker assembled in a factory for less than $10 plus your monthly bill on top of that and you're trapped in a contract that will never end because you will endlessly consoom and get new phones the moment you've paid off the old one, all of this is subsidized by the government who pays these companies to make their services available to you
I've had the same Samsung phone for almost ten years
turns out 95% of the internet is indians and russians with VPNs
brown internet theory
>>217238781They got some crazy fruits these days. Sometimes I go to the ethnic stores and get a durian or sugar-apple if I am feeling particularly colonialist.
>>217239034hater gonna hatei love my new pixel 10 ;)even got a 60 dollar credit by using referral code on top so i got a couple months of paying zero
>>217239088Shitty redditjeet brimstone post>>217239101Gemmy brazilchud post
maga!
>the dating market is so bad an incest resurgence is entirely possible due to siblings being the only girls you can meet organicallyCan't believe I was born just in time to miss this
If I had a sister I would be normal
I used to do internal tech support for a major company (I'm now in management at the same company) 90% of people are barely sentient, people always think I'm exaggerating when I say this but there are people who work on computers all day, their entire job is digitized and if a single thing gets moved they lose their shit and can't function, they literally just come in day after day and do a preprogrammed set of movements and anything that interrupts that in even the smallest of ways breaks themHalf of them literally can't tell you what the start menu is or where it is, they have no idea what browser they use every day, they don't know where they save their files, they don't know what their files are named, they don't know how to download files/forms they use every day, if the icon for outlook changes they no longer recognize it as outlookThey are on a computer/phone for 8+ hours a day and if you ask them any of these things they will become violently mad and start screaming that they're "just not a computer person" and then tell your employees to kill themselves and then you have to spend all morning filling out HR forms, these same people are out in the general public with you and are allowed to vote and make important decisions
>>217239155Faggot
>>217238967even more great news! we'll be sure not to get in the way! have fun in Quebec!
>>217239274heckin empowered jewess
>>217239267i have sisters and i’m even less normal than you
>>217239268what are your thoughts on linuxI sha’n’t be moving to windows 11, and that’s that
>>217239361oh yeah? I’m going to be a wizard in a few more months
i made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment
>>217239339"If you kill the cartels, they win" ahh presidenta
I somehow forgot that I have all next week offmy hours fell such that starting on friday I have 9 days in a row offI really should do something with the time
>>217239441Goon for 9 days straight
there are 18 frog threads on the log
imagine you kill yourself in the woods and then logan paul appears and makes fun of you for a video, huge L
cumbum sex
>>217239371Do you already know how to use linux? If not then don't just switch to it on a whim, look up a good tutorial or buy a book and virtual box it first, once you learn the basic commands you can switch over, however if you are just a regular normal person there is no downsides to windows 11, regardless of which version you're using 7, 8, 10, 11 you're still using a microsoft product at the end of the day, the weird hangup people have around upgrading has never made sense to meAnd if you're entire issue is the start menu you're probably going to struggle 10x more on linux where that stuff isn't standardized unless you use a pozzed backdoored version which eliminates the privacy argument as well
Mikey is so pretty
Mikey has 100% pure Khazar genes. She descends from the Black Families
My eyeballs hurt and everything is blurry it's over
>>217239599You've got a cataract
>>217239404i’m also on the path to wizardhood you were just born 5 years before me
>>217239186A lot of this is because of the death of third spaces and the spread of social media brainrot. Everyone treats attraction as a checklist of absolutes rather than getting to know people as they are, that is to say, imperfect.
>>217239475Logan Paul Just Got Hit With A Massive New Lawsuit
>>217239629No, I drive a Rincoln
>>217239486> the weird hangup people have around upgrading has never made sense to meAI and windows recall are simply too much of an ask. I want to own my computer, not a node in the windows botnet>Do you already know how to use linux? Not really. I’ve experimented with ubuntu, mint, and my steam deck. I just think that it’s worth learning because relying on windows seems riskier each generation
Stop making fun of my country!:(
>>217239683>death of third spacesLeftoids complain about this but then support fent fiends, violent migrants, and criminals being free to shit up any public space as a human right
the hollywood actor….. is jewish?
>>217239776>grew up horsebackridingWeren't they trying to meme this kike as working class when she won the kike award too? Kek
>>217239776>blurry
>>217239699>AI and windows recall are simply too much of an askNeither is enabled by default, copilot is simply integrated in to bing search which can be turned off with one click, recall is only even available with copilot+ which is paid if you go buy a stock windows 11 machine off the store shelf you will never even see recall, also if you are using a public ISP with any iteration of windows you are already part of a botnet and always have been
i love you too much to ever start liking you
drinking covfefe
>Scheduled delivery date>Tue 12/02/2025
>>217240015Whatcha gettin?
>>217239762Nobody has an adjudicated right to commit violent crime in a public space.
Currently brewing cofeve
wtf is a third spacethis some lefty bullshit again
>>217240038SnacksI buy a bunch of dried fruit and nuts in bulk
>>217240071Imagine being a kike AND a spic lol
Stop!!! :(
>>217240071No its actually a rightoid thing that was coopted by the left, its any communal space that isn't work/home ie church or other community spaces
>>217240091I love dried fruit. Especially apricots
Im gonna cum.
>>217240118hell are you talking about then i live right across from a churchcould walk three blocks in any direction and get to a churchaint seem to be disappearing to mei go to em on friday and sunday
>>217240157Church attendance is down especially for young people. Not every place has a community center or similar space, and some of them are obscenely expensive unless you're either rich or a 70yo on fixed income from social security.
>>217240056My right to shoot up fent in a children's playground supersedes your right to enjoy a public park, chud
>>217239762Rightoids blame leftoids then defend importing and granting amnesty to browns who are just as responsible for ruining third spaces.
>>217240213it's literally just a regular house with a little building in the back where the lord's day table meeting is done last saturday went to somebody's house and we watched a message then had a hotpot why you act like this is some activity of the rich they were literally doing same thing 2000 years ago
>>217240301>intentionally missing the pointjust go to /pol/ if you want to argue
>>217240319i forgot about this indian episode of seinfeld
>>217240330why dont ya go to church if this stresses ya out so muchit's good for ya amigo instead all you do is sit here and complain
>>217240290Crazy cope
How about turd spaces
>>217240356If we've gotten to the point that favela dwellers are noticing it, I don't think that's a defense of favela dwellers, I think that's an indictment of how obviously bad the situation is in Europe.
listening to the pensive drone of the shakuhachi (japanese bamboo flute for you gaijin)
>>217240398Lmao! Thank you for this. I needed a laugh (I've been feeling down bc I got raped)
>>217240398Singh Horton's fulfills this role
Why is Canada?
A guy once told me, completely seriously, that critical thinking is for liberals
>>217240448why
Was Linkin Park some sort of NatSoc or were these Romans meant negatively?https://youtu.be/8sgycukafqQ?list=RDTGx0rApSk6w&t=110
>nooooo not the heckin third spaces>nooooo i refuse to go to churchmeanwhile juan goes to mass every sunday and plays baseball with other juans on friday while you masturbate to asuka >>217240515based conservative principles are based on instinct not building some kind of system in your head based on flawed human knowledgewhy are libs so arrogant
Many moons ago
>>217240516its meditative sound is conducive to contemplation
A guy told me that he was based but then said he only trusts Moderna vaccines cause "Johnson & Johnson makes baby powder"
>>217240626it's not
>>217240515Most people define critical thinking as "agreeing with what I believe based on the evidence I choose to accept" as opposed to something closer to the actual definition
A guy told me in a serious manner that eating pussy is gay because putting genitals in your mouth, even if it's a woman's vagina, is gay behavior
Need an Iranian wife
>>217240575>meanwhile juan goes to mass every sunday and plays baseball with other juans on friday while you masturbate to asukaThis is something I hate about leftoids online, they are the same as chuds but refuse to acknowledge it. >I can't have a social life because the capitalists took it away from me o algo! They made me fat too!
>>217240689You could unironically get one because they all want to leave Iran
>>217240689apparently there is a high concentration of iranians in gayfornia
Everybody seems to already have forgotten that Kanye made a song literally called Heil Hitler
can we bomb the ayatollah already
>>217240773It’s called hallelujah actuallyMandela effect
>>217240765I know. I live here but they're all in west L.A. and I'm in the Sinland Empire
Thinkin bout thos Crab Rangoons again
I despise seafood and could never eat crab by itself but Crab Rangoon and crab cakes are good tier and I could eat them all day
>>217240807have you tried tinder or your local iranian meet and greet? you'll probably find someone who's down to date or even hookup
>>217240817Is that something American because I keep hearing about it in American videos but I’ve never seen it on any menu here in the land of Europa
>>217240851crab rangoons contain crab in the same way la croix contains fruit
>>217240883it's a Haitian dish
>>217240883it's actually a german dishit's another tradition that german-americans kept alive while you have been deracinated and mongrelized
>on the can>sneeze really hard>large turd goes flying out>endless torrent of liquid doo doo followsI gotta stop eating like shit on the weekends
evil prevails
im allergic to shellfish
sometimes for no reason my youtube feed will become flooded with productivity/motivation slop made by asian people. i hate that
>>217240942:(
>>217241015I was gonna ask if you like them, but seeing as you're allergic you probably never eat them
>>217240972wtf did you eat?
>>217241021It knows you're an anime binging neet
Tomato sauce gives me agita
and the flag still stands for freedomAND THEY CANT TAKE THAT AWAYla la la la lahttps://youtu.be/-KoXt9pZLGM?si=OHf5-lW-_T8M-9NO
>>217241057i have a job and i don’t watch cartoons albeit
Might buy some TENGA products, how are they?
What's going on with St. Mangione anyways?
I keep getting flooded with ads for AI chatbots and I feel personally insulted each time I get one
>>217241240
>>217241214no evidence, no conviction. smart.
>>217241258grim
>>217241214cant we just deport him to the congo
>>2172412588 to 5 an Indian made that
He's gonna walk
>>217241086https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uRZYNcYR-w
NEW >>217241318
>>217241332based
>>217241214He's so handsome
>>>/v/727263079
