Israel Edition
our topic for this /brit/poo: does it smell?
we at /brit/ say Israel first
been spendin most my life livin in a shagger's paradise
>>217237925ktim but im still a virgin
https://jiggie.fun/jLMV0Fdoing pornographic jigsaw puzzles lads
terrifying mugshothttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq8dky7qv8qo
>>217237939thats fine youre probably only about 30
>>217237943there's no wee ones is there?better not be
>>217237918yeah, first into the gas chamber
Bought a watermelon to try it, tastes vile, sickeningly sweet with a weird cucumber taste.
PULL ME OUT OF THISDO DO DO DODO DO DODO DO DO DODO DO DODO DO
>>217237956What's SeasideMark doing there then
watching porn is not a personality
brit bros need chat control and digital id apps to be allowed to post on 4chan haha.
>>217237969Oh my days seethe on Rasheed. Israel has a right to exist
>>217238008lol 8008
>>217237943DON'T CLICK THIS IT'S CP
>>217238038LIAR!
>>217238020Rough as a dog's arse
>>217238054*makes a citizens arrest for your own safety*
>>217238055
so what is the actual change of getting malestrom with super crreek lvl 30 uncapped 0
Wifeberg having a camera up her arse tomorrow so I get to find out if I'm gonna be a widow and a single dad to 2 kids tomorrow :/
>>217238025>Rasheedthe attack was targeted at brits, schlomostop blaming muzzies for everything
>>217238088man I should of done this its pretty how how she does what shes told to do from stimuli (shaking her ass). fucking prpostitute
yer da posts on /brit/
>>217238082-sun tzu king halo swinging malestrom professor of curvature...1200 speed
>>217238093dark outside and it's not even 3
nth for the holodem
>>217238143harlots, all of them
>>217238107Israel won. I’m not Jewish but they won. Cope on.
MICE to meet you
>>217238125Australians are so fit
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>217238088>>217238125>>217238153NEED to kiss a wog on her temple me
sun tzu's the art of corrr
>Keir Starmer : Under the Tories, the welfare bill went up by £88 billion. They left children too poor to eat. They wrote young people off as too ill to work. That costs the country money and is bad for productivity. And it's a massive waste of potential.can someone translate this gibberish
>>217237871poggers you have to pay for anything or all free?
>>217238155the holodem are seiso
>I’m not Jewish but they won.
>>217238196Translation: PIP claims cancelled, NEETs to be fed into the woodchipper, pensioners' tax-free income to be doubled.
ban ozempic
Not Jewish but it is funny to pretend to be Jewish online but never actually admit it. Nothing gets people riled up like Jews
>>217237887
brb,,,going to the library might as the American librarian what she thinks of Trump. "American librarian" sounds like a song, heheh
stop fucking with the jigsaws you moron
Billie jean is not my lover
this nigga wanking to jigsaws
>>217238246shes fit >>217238236only gave a shit about the fatty because she looks like someone whos fit in real life
thought about it a lotbut i think its time to filter non brit flagsgood bye faggots
I can't believe she let men piss on her and did a double vaginal penetration brit bro
>>217238236Sauce? Bottom left is so peng
got the tights out x
>>217238172and yet 4chan is an anime website
>>217238223Pensioners getting it quadrupled mate and a quintuple lock on pensionsYou’re behind
>>217238295she's so shy brit bros...
>>217238289wait noo NOOOO DONT FILTER M- ACK NOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
Israeli dates are so tasty I just can't bring myself to hate the Jews
>>217238302candi kanye
we like anime here
>>217238297damn, thanks for saying something. its insane how buck broken you are, thanks for separating us two. you are so pisslow
>>217238319reasonable and fair
mental how Larry King killed Billy Jean's lesbian lover and got away with it
>>217238314YES SIR ME MOUSE SIR ANYTHING ELSE SIR
>>217238239aha yeah mate good 'joke'
>>217238340how many gb is your simping videos folder
>>217238346wat do you MEAN there are 300 CARROTS. it isnt about me. THREE HUNDRED CARATS also report the BE flag posts :)
>>217238315This is a nonce's world, we merely live in it
30 Minutes of Confused Americans in Australia
>>217238343PHIL COLLINS IS NEXT
>>217238340future fatty. Heck it's barely being held back there as it iswould, raw
>>217238314
>>217238361Done and dusted. Thanks for the tip
>>217238326Pscrian filter fags missing the gmemy
>>217238357thanks for pointing out how buck broken you are, subhuman. im so much better than you its unreal kill yourself>>217238372goth girl is fat. woaw
>>217238321OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHKEISHA GREY THINK WE ARE VIRGIN INCELS
poggers cap
>>217238387she stimming btw I got a king halo run with prof of curvature (form kitasan black) and she also got hint lvl 1 for malestrom, why? that is so INSANE. he just randomly got it
>>217238331Ty
>>217238394Not my problem brit bro
Ohhhhhhh the rocket goes inAnd then it blows upIn-up-in-upAnd kills all the childrenCommit mass murder and then you denyThat's what it's all about!Ohhhhhh, hokey cokey cokey [x3]Knees bent arms stretchedGE-NO-CIDE!
I’m volcel which isn’t incel it’sLike some other shit
boysendberry yoghurt and meth type of night
eurrgh. bluergghh
>>217238460Did u get pisslow from league of legends because they also say that quite a lot
Eva lovia confirmed high iq brit bros
>>217238458sg987dsy
get mousey in here now
Daytime /brit/ - schizoposting hours only
>>217237963whats wrong with a bit of wee?first puzzle completedhttps://jiggie.fun/jLMV0F
>>217238492I’ve submitted a report for his posts but the janny is so retarded I doubt he will do anything
i'm going for "bakushin king" epithet
>>217238512brit bro she hit the wall
remember that song in the shadows by the rasmus
since you lads are having 4chan blocked in five days to keep you safe I just wanted to ask, can I get permission to make /brit/ threads in your absence? me and the other johnny foreigners will do a proper imitation of you lot
he tricked me
ive been banned from doing puzzles unbelievable
>>217238556Not my problem brit bro.Also where is your digital id and chat control ?
>>217238571
>>217238581anglos are like industrious jews, jewish jews are a parasitic type
>>217238563HA HA HA HA HA HAYou are allowed brit bro
>>217238581Rabbi Rubenstein would bloody love this
going to order a weighted blanket
>>217238581in reality:
>>217238587an unjust and cruel punishment for my shenanigans
>>217238571i believe someone is abusing the votekick system, i will find another image set and make a new jigsaw puzzle room with the vote kick feature removed
nun a 10cm and thin cud do to compare x they aint want a balding buck freak
>>217238622I sleep under 2 duvets during the wintertime and it's quite heavy added up. Warm too but I like to keep the window open at night as I enjoy a cool room / head while having my body be toasty and snug within.
>>217238608Other way round mate :)
>mentally ill freaks all turned up at pretty much the EXACT same timedid the jannies just wake up or something?
>>217238633spending 20 minutes doing a pornographic jigsaw puzzle with WEE on it is a cruel punishmentalso someone kept picking it up and moving it away from me
12cm and thin masterrace
>>21723836019.6gb for pics and vids, but vids are doubled cause I remove audio from tiktoks and gotta compress a lot non-audio webms so they fit under the file size limit>>217238372she's fit af, do miss her slimness tho
>>217238664anglos did the industrial revolutions jews did uhhh
>>217238676Girls doing a wee on each other is kino thougbeit
remember the hungarian who used to post about being 15cm and thin in outer /int/ years and years ago
came home to this thing just chilling on my kitchen counterwhat the fuck is it lads
>>217238676what kind of asshole would do that ffs
>>217238581based
cara
>>217238716i have been informed that this is in fact rorke as it were
>>217238676does the wee bother you that much mate?
>>217238334factos
Mad how only one or two schizo posters can completely massacre a thread
>>217238747yes its very grim
>>217238334>>217238762these users are rapists
>>217238755um
>>217238771Yeah but on the other hand it is pretty fucking funny
meltdown
>bought bitcoin at $112k in September because everyone expectdf $150k by the end of the year>panic sold last Monday at $87k>bought again Wednesday at $90k>it's $85k nowAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI'LL HOLD I'LL HOLD I'LL HOLD AAAAAAAAAAA
fuck it coffee time
>>217238663i cant stand filling up a duvet i always manage to get a smooth spot in it and i live in the hot desert so being warm in the winter time isnt much of a concern. last night i had both of my windowbergs open, slept in the nude with no issue
>>217238789Child rapists*
>>217238783its all prop wee if that makes you feel any better x
rapid?
bringing back cara posting
>>217238819
>>217238819what about 'bitcoin' seemed like a sound investment to you mate
>>217238819Did you not think that 100 bags for 1 (one) magic internet money might be a bit overvalued
Got the Jonathan Bowden on
>>217238842doesn't matter bruce the very idea of wee being sexually appealing is the height of grimness
>>217238716hide it from pangpang please ok thx
>>217238819buy high sell low, grandad used to say
>>217238664anglos rescued you lot from germany and you immediately turn around and open the borders as thanksyou are the definition of parasite, sorry
>>217238876another day that ends in y for rorke
last night I read an anime sex book about 2 people who met online to kill themselves and they ended up shagging before they killed themselves and it turns out they enjoyed shagging so much that they no longer wanted to kill themselves and decided they were going to start a family
>>217238819Screaming
australians get confused shopping abroad since all the food doesnt have a star rating label for health
>>217238916aww thats nice for them
>>217238916if i did this the girl would kill herself anyway on account of my tiny penis
>>217238887please keep the antisemitism down lad
Got This is England on and I’m watching Milky get battered and the scene where they rob the Indian shopkeeper over and over again
>>217238916This is why Sir Keir Starmer wants to ban pornography
anime
>>217238819no capital gains tax to pay tho that's a win in my book
goyim arent people
>>217238945you are arguably even worse, being ethnically european but spamming about black dicks all day because you are utterly broken by having a 10 cm cock
Rule 34Uma musumeHorse penis
>>217238934yeah :)>>217238940same :(>>217238958agreed :/
>>217238988Tobe’s google history It’s bloody Tobe’s google history
what will happen when ai takes all the jobs lads?
>>217239049you seem a bit mental if im being honest
who is posting the jewish images?
>>217238876
listening to some clipping. because i’m so dark and mysterious…
how many posters do you think are itt right nowmy guess is 6 or 7
>>217239066cry about it(also ziedy is on your side lol)
>>217239076you probably
>>217239105what side(heathernonce hates jews as much as you do lol)
>>217239100all me
cant be touchedcant be stoppedcant be movedcant be rockedcant be shook
smiling friends glep episode
>>217239132the 'muh antisemitism' sideand hn gave up the jewposting and went back to his cuck spam, it was just another gimmick for himthose quotes are still real though
>>217238916wholesome x
https://jiggie.fun/XPb9CGpornographic jigsaw puzzle, no vote kick, only one wee picture
how do you mongs muster the energy to constantly cry about jews on israel fucking hell can barely make it though 3 post before my eyes has rolled out of the sockets GROW UP
jews this jews thatso tiring!
>>2172380204chan is the one website that doesn't care about any of thatand Google, for some reason
https://strawpoll.com/NPgxeGqQ4Z2
just learned my school era crush is single and hasn't dated anyone in years. however, she is also sectioned due to schizophrenia and hoarding.I really liked her lads, we used to play Dungeons and Dragons in a group of teen friends and we'd walk back home after since we lived in the same direction from the friend who hosted the games. she'd always five me a nice big hug as we parted.
>>217239190FOY
>>217238790Fantastic contribution to this thread, you waste of oxygen.
>>217239177Your grandpa about the germans in '43
>>217238959luv em x
you guys post way too fast, i don't get what is the point
>>217239216not sure what posts he read at the time but suppose you’re right
>>217239190*give me a nice big hugthe mental health stuff explains her lack of social media presence I guess. apparently she dropped out of uni when her dad died (mum died when she was little) and just spiralled mentally while living alone. her cousins are taking care of her matters now.
>>217238988I'm ringing the yakuza
Did he really reply to a one word post from 15 minutes ago? Did he?
>>217239177i posted two pics and all you faggot jfs started having a collective melty kekmaybe you should get the fuck out of '/brit/' if you don't like it ey
>>217239190would you be able to live with yourself if she settled for you, knowing she gave her best years to other lads?
bro really hates da jooz
>>217239166Nobody gives a shit about antisemitism in reality, you’re just fucking dull and obsessed
>>217239190>>217239254poor lass, psychosis is terrible
>look who finally left his smelly bedroom
>>217239269>you’re calling ME out, specifically ME! it’s all about ME!!grow up you spastic
>>217239306imagine if they all took turns pooing on you
>>217239279I'm lonely so probably but I'm not sure I'd be able to handle a schizophrenic wreck which is how a friend described her. it's a mutual friend of mine and her cousin, apparently got roped into helping her cousin clean up her house. showed me some awful hoarding photos.
you can believe what jews say about your ancestors or you can believe what your ancestors say about jews
Fancying a wank to anime women (not children) lad, mad how fit they are
>>217239206yanks don't walk anywhere
>>217239338take your meds
>>217239338Nobody “cries” lad. We all fucking know this stuff already but it’s a case of what are we meant to do? Are we supposed to overthrow them all because of redpills being spammed on 4chan?
>>217239364>(not children)doubt it you vile nonce
150 posts per thread about black knobs, trannies and vtubers? no problem1 post of muh hecking ANTISEMITISM? oh now it's on, chud>>217239382>>217239400xD
>>217239370truehad to take a massive yellow schoolbus everyday to school
Real estate developer and host of The Apprentice, Donald Trump, emerges after a decade trapped in a pocket realm of Oblivion, revealing that battlemage Jagar Tharn has been posing as the President of the United States using powerful Illusion magic
>>217239416you are extremely mentally ill
>>217239416youve got to admit you do seem a bit mental
>>217239364word
>>217239400I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed just to get it all out, what's in my head
>>217239437
>>217239416not that neoliberal
>>217239416post the study
>>217239439>>217239445at least get some new lines fellow goyim
>>217239416meltdown
>>217239495seek help
Imagine complaining about the state of the country when you're>fat/skinny>weak>shit at fighting>broke>lazy>gooning constantly
>>217239177Jews here have their own private police and ambulance service.They're even putting a massive wire around the border of a London borough. Quite literally demarcating British territory.
dogshit > /brit/ > /britfeel/
Me? I cry whenever I talk about my emotions. That's because I'm a real big boy.
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rapelad>rorke/leftypol>get them xxx>big brad>canslad>nonceposting>biomass>poo smells>mallardlad>poo seal>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradley>Paper round in Chernobyl>Autumnclue>Kosher salt>Gary's economics zesty ahh thumbnails>Charlie Bighams>Trades posting>me when I...>Black pussy CHANGED Rorke>work clobber bee>dual SIM pakiQuite the list isn't it
me flapping my wings
You have to love schizo logicIf you just don’t care about what they’re posting then somehow that makes you a Jew or whatever they’re complaining about at the time
bottom line is whether you believe in /pol/ bollocks or not, why come to a thread about British culture to spam about it?
>>217239535wheres da jooz posting
just remembered i have to buy a calendar for next year
haven't touched or been touched by a woman in years
>>217239364frrrr
bottom line is where i snort coke up my bumhole
browsing latex fetish instagram pages, seeing some crazy shit you couldn’t even imagine
>>217239579how do you do that then
>>217239574>privateummers
>>217239579do you have to use a special straw
>>217239574what site
>>217239416proof? I'm genuinely curious
the Battle for Christmas starts... now
how's the toilday going, wagies?
currently eating a fruit i don't know the name of
>dtfic telling anybody to take meds when he spends every moment of his life fixated on heathernoncetruly fascinating behaviour
i mean if we’re being honest here dr. pepper is THE best of them all, the goat if you will
>>217239177Many of the virgins in /brit/ will never grow up. They will continue to whine about brown people and Jews for years. Maybe they'll end up like Tim Byrne, a bit mental, before they're put into supported accommodation.
>>217239625>asking for proofhwlng
>>217239595meltdown
>>217239655I find that the quality of the taste varies greatly with each bottle
Thinking about how I copped a three dayer for calling zion don the throat GOAT
I jus' don't understand this latex pornography.
>>217239622That's pixiv. I can already recognize the shitty chinese porn from here
>>217239689me when I'm on a date trying to sound sophisticated as their bring out the ketchup I asked for
any gabes in
never had dr pepper
>>217239524>[The Jews are] Quite literally demarcating British territory.You're acting as though this is something new.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandatory_Palestine
>>217239198I can tell you right now she doesn't look like that lol
>>217239726no idea who or what that is
>>217239596>>217239611nah just get the coke on your bum and do a reverse fart
>>217239727have a pepper, have two be amazed at the complex flavour profile, and if you dislike it you’re simply wrong
>>217239760kek ok sweetie
the crash is here
what did jews do to this guy to make him so upset
>>217239646Howl
just one more /pol/ infographic bro and the jews will finally be defeated and you'll be able to have sex
>>217239822yes get the bats posted
>>217239781>do a reverse fartdont know how
>>217239606just separating goonslop from the sfw art>>217239622pixiv
>>217239822Did you know 98.6% of all living creatures are bats?
>>217239845fart but push in instead of out
>>217239835bit kawaii arent they
>>217239793are you going to tell us what a heathernonce is or is it some kind of antisemitic shibboleth
>>217239823waow really? let's try it!
zionists are a menace tbf
>>217239849He says, posting scantily clad women. HARAM
eating 2 peanut butter and marmalade sandwiches x
>>217239835
>>217239863cant tell if mouth opened or closed
>>217239797they did pic related>>217239872some gay retard who spams in here, and he has a canadian orbiter who definitely isn't you who is utterly obsessed with him and sees him behind every corner
>>217239909he’s got a bear head
>>217239929zack bullanski embracing neoliberal values!
balancing a tunnock's teacake on the tip of my erect penis
>>217239929okay schizo
never once read The Guardian
>>217239929Wait? He wants infinity niggers and pakis here? I’ll be voting for him or my name isn’t Schlomo Shekelstein
>>217239889they don't make me spill my milk unlike goonart tho
>>217239959+5 to sexual virility
>>217239956lolhe's right here >>217239566 accusing everyone of being himyou are just proving yourself retarded or lying>>217239972*hands you 6 million shekels*
>>217239535>work clobber beenot seen that one in a long time
>>217238396 woaw>>217239873 waowjew spammer is mousenonce, report and ignore
>>217240042zomg
>>217240007thats my post how is that "accusing everyone of being him" im making fun of your da jooz meltdown
>>217240042
waiting for someone to make the new are you?
>>217240092you think it's hn posting the gimmick stuff (maybe it is idk)you think the same poster is meyou are retarded / schizosimple
>>217240116you need help
>>217240042Can’t be mousey because he can’t post images. Basic lore
>>217240125do you have anything else to say lol
>>217240108me no I'm just waiting for a mate haha*pretends to be looking no at my phone*
>>217239724fake spacker
looking no
>>217240146like whatyou've been having a schizo breakdown about da joooooz for a while now
>>217240190Ugly bastard
>>217240205that's a 'no' then, right
>>217240133he can post them now (!!) but it's obviously not him anyway
Get. It. Made.
>>217240284Ugly bastard
what is it about jews that does this to people
get it madeget it linkedget it posted in
>>217240289poofy nonce
>>217240296>you're still goingluh-mao
>>217240342>>217240342>>217240342
>>217237887yes