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Insuranceberg is paid

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guys i found sheinbam's alt account

margaritas by the beach

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>>217241488

>>217241516
funny you use that gif because that guy is probably having margaritas by the beach as we speak

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etFmArfGI2w

Wish I wuz a sk8r boy

frosty the snowman and all of its grocery store song variations mog the fuck out of rudolph the red nose reindeer

>>217241549
lol americans love jews

>>217241591
this but amazon, do not fucking link me a 1000000 character link because you're too lazy to just copy the identifier past /dp/

>>217241661
You elected a Jew as your president. We've never had a Jewish president

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Untanning makeup.
We will become white.

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>>217241661
why this mexican jew going to bat for americans

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>>217241660
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg and flew away
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker gotaway

>A bridge built by the Congo’s President’s construction company collapsed on its opening day.
>The bridge was built for over $2 million.
kek
https://x.com/AFpost/status/1994818648234754271

>>217241746
so this is what real life wakanda looks like

>>217241409
Is that for 6 months

>>217241806
One month

>>217241828
Yikes bro

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I don't think Americans and Canadians appreciate how lucky they are to have true wilderness and incredible outdoors. If I was a burger I'd be fishing, hunting, and hiking all the time.

>>217241800
leftoids just fetishize 'rebellion' and 'resistance'
theyre basically automatons

when will the gachashit meme die?

>>217241854
only thing i got in the wilderness is cold feet and mosquito bites

>>217241840
Yikes what? How much you paying?
Keep in mind I live in CA and have an accident on my record

>>217241855
Only genocide and mass murder can be fetishized

Summoning webms of chesty ladies bending over the camera

>>217241911
>says the flag that literally created the institutionalized revolution party
kek dont change mexi bro

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>>217241939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2MrMlJ_fZc

>>217241991
He doesn't care, he's a Nafri

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>>217241854
Winter slows me down a bit but I go out still

>>217241945
I just want to make the thread funny

>>217242011
>PXL
Based, I have one too

>>217241902
>live in ca with an accident on your record
That peobably explains things. That's almost as much as I pay per month but I have full coverage with USAA. I get it every 6 months for about 600

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>>217242004
the expression afterwards is priceless too

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>>217241854
its too hot outside to enjoy nature

>>217242011
>Ahh yes nature
>REEEEEEEE
I'm sure it's great fun but not really what I had in mind when appreciating the outdoors
>>217242054
>too hot in December
Florida?

>>217241318
legitimately hope you die

>>217242086
?
The fuck'd I do?

>>217242086
Why?

>>217242072
It saddens me that euros don't know the joys of woods riding

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>>217242072
>Florida?
yep

>>217242163
kek

>>217242199
WTF are you doing in miami

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Crazy how nations somehow elect leaders that none of the citizens actually like

>>217242231
i was visiting a museum

>>217242259
do you live here? i know of only one other miami fag

>Miami

https://youtu.be/O87Hu0qj6KU?si=2U7QOhIp5LcLSi--

>>217242072
this is what florida men do be like
https://youtu.be/jVH6ZOP9o_o?si=7f5xTlB4JTAbz6kw

>>217242181
We can and people do it here, I just have no desire to, I'm not a fan of motorbikes anyway.
>>217242199
You say it's too hot, but if you came here at the moment you'd immediately get depression, the sky is white every day, the cloud ceiling is about 3,000ft, and it gets dark at half three. We can swap if you want.

>>217242276
no i live pretty far away

>>217242333
tampa fag?

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>>217242307

>>217242310
My mom went to the UK to visit family and loved it

Today we're going to do better and make more posts

The kid next door when I was growing up, his mom was from England

>>217242369
I love visiting there too, but living there is a whole different thing

>>217242412
Americans prefer driving for 1.3 hours to get to work, walking there in 15 minutes is for plebs.

I'm giddy tee hee

Next GTA is gonna be set in Florida. I lived in LA my whole life so San Andreas has a shit ton of recognizable spots but I've never been to Florida so I don't know

>>217242310
I'm the resident American living in the UK here
You're pretty much right. The weather takes a lot of getting used to every time I come back here
I'm always missing the sunshine

>>217242310
>we can
I thought you basically had very few and far between "parks" where it was acceptable and anywhere else not private property was largely a no go. Every video I've seen had them riding in predetermined areas, at least

>>217242464
Where are you from in the states

>>217242347
yeah

>>217242499
Kansas City area by way of Oklahoma

>>217242517
Christ Jesus, I've been through there on a Greyhound bus from CA to NY.
Lotta nothing in your part of the world

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>>217242500
are you a cute twink? maybe we could sessso

>>217242559
Kill yourself.

>>217242369
They probably went in the summer, which is nice tbf
>>217242412
pros and cons to both but you lot earn tonnes more than us, so if you like having 'stuff' the US mogs the UK.
>>217242464
I have nothing to suggest beyond taking vitamin D, I hate Autumn and Winter here, it's utter misery.
>>217242493
I don't know the details but I've seen it irl, it's probably just some places it's okay and some places it isn't. There's proper wilderness in Scotland, but outside that you're limited to national parks which you may not be able to ride in, which just leaves the odd forested area and you may still need to check. Personally I don't want cunts racing around on motorbikes if I'm out for a walk, so I don't care.

>>217241854
>I don't think Americans and Canadians appreciate how lucky they are to have true wilderness and incredible outdoor
Everyone who isn't a bugman or some sort of ethnic genuinely does

>>217242543
Yeah, the main draw is the cheap land

>>217242451
>Next GTA
its never coming out

>>217242574
You first faggot

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Here's your American gf bro

noticed an uptick in "old good new bad" videogame comparison videos on youtube
honestly, what kind of loser obsesses over things like this

>>217242629
There's an audience for everything, mon brâve

>>217242626
Better than what you get here, not even joking

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>Emmanuel Macron meets his wife (1993)

I'm rewatching Community, and Gillian Jacobs has bigger tits than I remembered

>>217242574
/cum/'s greatest poster. Keep up the good work.

>>217242623
Not with that attitude it's not

You creeps scared off the wholesome Christmas movie foid

>>217242629
Oldest cohort of Zoomers are all approaching 30 so nostalgia-b8 works well

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>>217242739

>>217242724
Where in the UK are you m8, do you like it here?

>>217242750
She isn't that wholesome

>>217242745
Meant for>>217242592

ChatGPT, generate an image of what the girl from "Low" by Flo Rida probably looked like.

>>217242791
She's a angel compared to you lot

>>217242824
(You) don't even know (me)

>you lot
What, you think you're British or something? Get a load of this guy

I love JJ McCarthy

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>>217242843
He's one of us now

>>217242773
I'm in the East, and I'm having a great time here
The only real downsides for me are the climate and being away from my family and old friends. I've always been a bit of a teaboo

It's nearly 10 am and Amazon hasn't shipped my package that I ordered yesterday yet. REEEEEE

cummies i'm drinking coffee

>>217242898
Come to Norwich, they've re-opened the castle and there are more cafés and pubs than people.

i dont get moving to asia
asia south america middle east i understand
but i dont get europe honestly

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what are you guys having for dinner? for me, it's chicken pesto risotto

>>217242988
Moving to Thailand is popular because it's cheap and has ladyboys and young women who will shag old blokes for money.

>>217242943
Someone irl was talking to me about Norwich just today
Very serendipitous
I might really have to check it out now

>december 1st
>supposed to be COLD because it's winter
>temp outside is 83
lord have mercy

>>217243020
Thanksgiving leftovers

>>217243048
It's in the low 60s here in So Cal
Im actually surprised

>>217241975
The other one

>>217241991
Only time that pedo made herself useful

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>>217243056

>>217243071
last year at this time it was in the mid 70s

>>217243032
That was me, alright Randy

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>haven't been sick all year
>take a week off for vacation
>suddenly catch a sinus infection on day 1

>>217243183
gee I sure do love these fights where everything is dark and the camera is shaky to the point I can't tell what the fuck is going on

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>>217243214

Where's the anon who watches Christmas roncoms?

>>217243183
capeshit is gay

>>217243271
>>217243234

>>217243254
im here

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>>217243282
>t.

>>217243234
it's just capeshit, there's no need to get defensive about it
get some taste, buddy, there's much better fictional fights out there (even within the world of capeshit)

>>217243302
Keep watching movies
Post screenshots

getting high as shit

>>217243254
Hallmark Anon is based

>niggas here are seriously going to pay for gta 6 instead of a booking a ticket to miami

>>217243254
raped and murdered

I kneel at the cross of America First.

>>217243361
miami is a shithole, downtown is engaging for all of a few hours and everything outside of it is ghetto trap houses
t. used to live in soflo

>>217243325
It's not capeshit it's a YouTube video

>>217243361
booking a ticket to miami to partake in pride month festivities

i caught my little cousin listening to nick fuentes
Should i kill him?

>>217243452
No, you should gove him money

>>217243373
There's no way this guy is not being ironic at this point he knows he became a soy meme

>>217243389
What the fuck are you talking about? You can go to South Beach, hook up with girls, hit the fancy malls, head to the Everglades, go quad biking, or go to Disney World there are endless ways to have fun!!!

>>217243394
if it has someone running around in a superhero costume then it's capeshit
honestly, AI could make a better fight scene than that. they don't get a free pass just because they're "le small indie studio" or whatever.
it's not YOUR video, is it? is that why you're getting so defensive?
do better. do much better.

>>217243473
tell me you've never been to miami without telling me you've never been to miami

i’m revolting against the modern world or something

>>217243503
I've been to miami I don't know how many times as well as the florida keys and did all that and more I don't know what you are talking about

>>217243534
okay i live in miami so your opinion doesnt matter

Just realized that if my siblings have a kid I'll be uncle Ben like the rice

>>217243493
That video is like 15 years old

>>217243556
And how does it feel to be a bitter incel in the anti-incel city?

>>217243575
Is Ben short for Benjamin? Are you Jewish?

>>217243593
That's really old for Jason

>>217243607
Yes also no

Beniamino Gigli is one of my favorites

>>217243594
there are incels in all cities. the city itself has nothing to do with inceldom

>>217243620
No clue wtf you're talking about

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>>217243465
SPIC Fuentes is the savior of white, western civilization dumbass

feeling truecel today

>>217243645
I’m Black, and I’m genuinely afraid to go to Miami because of all the crazy rednecks and the white-supremacist Latinos who voted for Trump

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>women with visible ab muscles

>>217243696
thought you said you have been here several times

>>217243556
How bad is gun violence in Miami these days? I keep hearing stories about people getting shot over minor traffic disputes is that actually common there?

>>217243696
You're not black, fool

>>217243452
take a shit in his sock

>>217243745
I'm not him. How bad is the racism in Miami?

All this Florida talk is makin my penis soft .

>>217243746
brickell is filth as usual. just avoid those neighboring areas

>>217243773
really not as common.

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Here, get stiff again

Personally, I'm a big fan of a prominent mons pubis on a woman, what the kids are calling a "fat pussy"

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>>217243838

>>217242537
Are you a descendants of Vikings?

>>217243860
Divine.

>>217243838
why would a blonde or redhead shave her pubic hair it makes no sense to me

>>217243837
>>217243860
gross old bitches

>>217243914
pornstars do THO

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>>217243918

>>217243918
Stop letting people know you are gay, please, it's annoying

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You wake up and pic related has happened. What is your reaction?

Cofeve kicked in I'm ret to run a fuckin marathon LETS FUCKING GO

What comes after "unc"?

>>217243914
No woman should ever shave her pubic hair unless it's to get rid of crabs

>>217243940
>>217243947
the only people attracted to >>217243837
are sick in the head and, in all likelihood, brown

>>217244037
You shouldn't be able to get into college if you're illegal

>>217244062
You have to be 18 to post here, junior

>>217244070
I'm not sure if she would have been allowed a scholarship if she was actually here illegally.

>>217243655
Why is frieren there

I'm gym bound

>>217244186
What the fr*ck me too. We're like sisters

fucking hate afternoon flights. just wanna get on the airplane and go. stop making me wait so long.

>>217244154
Well they don't deport people who are here legally so...

>>217241318
Is she doing that on a pool table? Not a good idea

Remember when Democrats got mad because drumpf deported a gang related human trafficker

>>217244283
More like you're my clumsy little sister and I'm the dependable big brother

>>217244413
every day?

>>217241854
I’m a bad enough fisherman that I’ve mostly given up (can only take so many zero fish days), but hiking is one of my favourite activities.

>>217244342
Theoretically, but if you're not holding hearings you can't tell for sure. There's a judicial process for deporting people and they've been avoiding it.

Pope Francis said border security is evil o algo

>>217244444
Killer get

there hasn't been a real pope in decades

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>>217244528
Benedict was a real Pope
He stepped down because he saw all the corruption from the tip and couldn't bear it

>>217244540
From the top* I hate typos so much it's unreal

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>>217241854
Yeah it's very nice. I live in one of the most densely populated states and we don't have national parks nearby but we somehow have some of the most well-kept and beautiful waterfront parks and natural areas I've seen. Pic related looks like a lot of places near my house.

Is there anything more braindead npc than repeating "Hello? Hello?" Over an answering machine

>>217244563
pretty much the same thing desu.

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>>217244586
Hello? Hello?

>>217244459
Are there any easy fish near you? I failed at catching rockfish (what we call striped bass here) but I've never had trouble finding perch.

Legitimate sedevacantists are fascinating too me
Structurally, they're like Presbyterians but with a lot more pomp

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Do you think top brass are letting the ZOGbots visit Little St James before sending them to die?

Hang telemarketers from phone lines

Office jobs with phones and shit

>>217244668
I once screamed into my phone while on a call with a telemarketer and I heard him yell and throw his headset

>>217244698
Hopefully he cried on the drive home

>>217244620
For whatever reason, I’ve only ever had any luck with trout, and even then, my overall record isn’t great.

how do people still answer calls from telemarketers
doesn't like every phone company have an automated spam detection system these days

Try to persuade telemarketers to kill themselves like it's a sport
Ask them when was the last time they had sex and if they were ever abused as a child. They aren't allowed to hang up on you.

>>217244784
I just tell them I don't have a car or a PC or whatever it is they're calling about and I calmly explain why I don't need their service until they hang up.

>>217244463
Oh well!

going to watch how i met your mother with mother

>>217244843
Does she sit on your lap while you watch

I fucking hate people
>Never let you vent
>Everytime they so they say bullshit
>Never even allowed to show anger or being sad
>Get shocked when ever you snap

People hate when you fent

>>217244917
The majority of people can't comprehend minds outside of their own
The majority of people are background characters who live their entire lives with their brain on auto pilot

>>217244834
I’ve had a pretty good success rate with just interrupting them, not letting them tell me anything, and telling them to never call me again.

Who are the retards who watch asmr videos? I feel like you have to be a low functioning autist to enjoy that shit

>>217244917
There's a lot of people exactly like this, but they use you as an emotional tampon like hypocrites. There was a gay guy on Discord who would vent to me about his relationship problems, loneliness and unrelated to that even his physical and financial problems. It was the only thing he talked to me about. One day I complained about my relationship with my brother and he was all like "why are you telling me this??" and got upset at me and left.

>>217245033
me. i watch them everyday

>>217245033
All day, every day

>>217245080
What other stuff do you like? Are you a furry

>>217245102
>stuff
wdym?

>Are you a furry
no

What does ASMR stand for?

Gym is now

>>217244840
It's one thing if you've nabbed someone and deported them after finding they were here illegally. From a consequentialist standpoint that might cause some troubles but it's enforcing the law as written. If you're bypassing the legal process you're acting illegally.

>>217245131
Anal Sex Masturbating Retards

>>217245033
the good ones can make you feel back tingling as soon as they start talking, it feels like when your mom used to tickle your back with her long nails when you were a kid.

>>217245142
Not my problem, they're getting rid of browns so it's good

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The breakfast.

Nothing wrong with a little anal sex masturbation

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EvZOXEoJ84

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>>217245253
This isn't an adult break fast with a twist, where's the weed?

Breakfast was oatmeal, cottage cheese, a banana, and green tea. Lunch was a salad with a boiled egg, feta, and carrots. Dinner will likely be baked salmon and leftover mashed potatoes and sweet potato casserole.

Would you rather get pegged by silverster stalone or fuck biebs in the ass raw ?

breakfast-lunch (brunch? fuck outta here) was 10 ounces of pork and two grilled cheese sandwiches

imagine growing up in a home where your mom didn't even love you enough to give you a handy

>>217245348
What kind of bread and cheese?

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Where would we be by now had WLP lived another 20 years?

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>>217245294
Weed is for kids and losers. If I'm gonna smoke I'll smoke cigarettes.

Would you fuck: A biofemale fat cunt or a troon like megan fox?

Last chest set, trying to rip it

>>217245402
>troon like megan fox
??

>>217245390
Mommy my beloved

>>217245402
These "would you" questions are meant to be a combination of bad and redeemable qualities. If it's just 2 bad options like this then just fucking kill me

>>217245370
great value texas toast and great value provolone
cooked it on a pan with olive oil

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This is Carmen Sandi. She's not really that popular in the big boob lover communities because her boobs aren't big enough.

>>217245402
neither lmao are you retarded
if you hold a gun to my head and make me pick then I'll pick having the trigger pulled

Post AI memes

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>>217245412
>>217245430
>implying

>>217245490
megan fox is not a troon. wtf are you smoking?

>>217245490
isn't that an actual woman that pretends to be a tranny for tiktok (You)s

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Velma but with monster boobies

>>217245490
I'm not attracted to men you projecting faggot

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>>217245418
>Your 'beloved', huh? Then how do you explain this "fap" folder on your computer?

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>>217245533
>Fake tits
Utterly disgusting

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>>217245490
He'd hang himself after being raped all day every day

>>217245553
b-but you're in the videos

last time I flew I went to the belt to collect my luggage and I saw a pile of trashbags
I thought it was a disgruntled airport employee having a melty and then 30 seconds later a family walks by and collects their trash bags they were using as luggage

Cringe roleplay shit

>>217245511
>>217245542
It's actually more gay to fuck a ugly fatty

>>217245520
no

>>217245606
I wouldn't let my dick near either of them, as I said from the beginning

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What do you think of this face?

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This is what spinny looks like while browsing /cum/

>>217244949
>>217245058
It's shocking I am 22 I stopped giving a shit about others or caring because they won't really give a shit

>>217245594
It's gigantomastia aktually

I always see russians or polacks who smell like raw white onion saran wrap their luggage in the airport

>>217245618
This you?

>>217245642
kys simpnigger

there are people in this thread who were 5 years old when I started using this website and that fucks me up

>>217245642
Inaccurate, she's not sitting on my face

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>>217245618
A bit too much makeup. Questionable lighting. Pulling a weird face.

I could kiss her maybe.

>>217245451
I sometimes like to toast bread, spread a little something on it in terms of sauce, put provolone on top, and then broil it. If you let it broil until the provolone develops brown spots on it, it can almost start to approximate pizza.

Provolone is (at least per my experiments) by far the best cheese for this in terms of melting properties, but its round shape isn’t great for the job, as any exposed bread is liable to burn. The best solution I’ve found is to cut the rounds of provolone in half, so you can line up the straight cuts with the edges of the bread.

For the spread, you can do something tomatoey if you want to go full quasi-pizza, or a bit of mustard and a little Worcestershire also works for something a bit like Welsh Rarebit.

For bread, I usually use ciabatta buns, but presumably a lot of options would work.

>>217245618
A bit Thunbergesque

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Im out of candy.

>>217245723
Also garlic butter can be good under the provolone

>>217245723
buy whole provolone and grate it

>Gf brought me kimchi for lunch
>it's cloudy outside
>coraline is on the tv
she thinks about marriage, but I never went to school

I don't know I am just tired of people not giving a shit about others I am 22 and I am tired I told my aunt I am still sad about my ex leaving me for some fat fuck and the 2 girls I tried to talk to me didn't care

>>217245850
you dont have a gf

I have a gf but you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school

>>217245883
Oh that old line

I was gonna go first REGARDLESS. REGARDLESS.

>>217245883
I used to say that but the girl I was talking about was just some e girl I met on the internet

>>217245883
I flew to Montreal to meet my girlfriend I am not really sure why it didn't work out something about 16 year love

I'm kind of huge at the gym even though I just started 3 or 4 months ago

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>>217245928
>>217245883

do king size snickers still exist in the us or do they also put two piece of shit small snickers inside the larger wrapper over there?

>>217245840
That’s a lot of cheese for me to get through

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>>217245928
Lmfao

>>217245928
>>217245988
Am I crazy if I think they actually resemble each other

>>217246020
Well they're both men if that's what you mean

>>217245980
you can ask the guy at the deli to cut it into a more reasonable size

>>217246020
Nathan Fielder is a Jew, and the tranny could be a half-Jew hapa

People take jibes at me for not having a wife and kids in my 30s, but little do they know I'm in a secret relationship with my 26 year old little sister.

Doing leg press at gym to get a big butt like the guy from Heated Rivalry

>>217246049
This post violates United States law

>>217246049
>oh you wouldn't know her, mom, she lives with different parents

>hi deli guy, can you do me a favor and cut this into a reasonable size? Yeah, thanks. It's just so unreasonable like this.

>217246049
jason post

Bitch ass niggas what's my mother fuckin name?

>>217246020
>>217246047
Scratch that, the tranny doesn’t look Jewish. You’re probably just detecting the oriental Khazar look that Jews have in their admixture

>>217245928
Used to like this jew until he had his mask off I hate Christians moment in the rehearsal and I remembered he's a jew like any other.

>>217246080
yeah provolone usually comes to the deli as 2 kg blocks

>>217246099
your name is pendejo

feeling diarrheal at the toilplex

>>217241409
Lol I remember those commercials.

>>217246118
Your name is retarded nigger faggot

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>>217246132
das right

>>217246142
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