The Kumars at number 42 edish
horsepedo
miss cateberg
til det catbergens skyggene
It is kind of funny how former communist East Germany is now the AfD stronghold True for a lot of Eastern Europe really
latest figures are in. it's over lads
Lads, I think our “ironically pretending to like mousenonce to annoy the other schizos” gimmick really backfired, blud genuinely thinks he’s that guy now LOL
>>217318366the russians will break your bones but the americans will poison your soul
>>217318355ugly bastard language that
>>217318389Sad :/
this new border thing they've added to brave is giving me the whispering shits, can't scroll down when i've got my cursor at the edge of the screen anymore
>>217318389i do like him
>>217318366eastern europe is based. not a surprise there
>>217318426>bravesnorkeling install firefox and never look back blud
>>217318448uhh 2007 called, they want their browser back
>>217318389spaki you know you’ll always live in his shadows
>>217318448brave is far better than firefox and you are a mong
>>217318469firefox is modern and sleek, never had an issue with adblock on youtube or any other sitecan't say the same for brave (which is literally just a custom version of Chromium) or Chrome If I were telling you to install Internet Explorer yeah that would be very 2007-esque, but that's not the case is it
what are my options?
>>217318518yes, that's the whole point of brave, it's chrome but not gay. way better than firefox
>>217318498yeah the browser that doesnt let you scroll down with your cursor in a certain spot is better than the one that just works and stays consistent. deffo
nice 3* nice nature that horse is OP. I remember because of the ears
>>217318520>gay porn >housing a migrant >bollocks in a vice-grip
>>217318540chrome, big company :|chrome, small company (that isnt actually private and sells your info anyway) :O
cant use ublock on chrome so it is unusable
>The UK exodus: More Poles are leaving than settling in Britainend of an era
The one thing I learned about myself in prison is that my hand does not shake. Ever.
>>217318586where DO you get these notions from lad?
>>217318608it's funny because she's german
get the horses posted
>>217318749
>>217318654Good riddance. I look forward to Russia invading Poland.
wo American Pharoah mentioned on umaTubehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/lWt5kWmiobc
>>217318667from everyone who dislikes and speaks out against chrome? pretty safe assumption to make
>>217318393God yeah I hate life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Would much rather live under an unelected corrupt dictator who will have me poisoned if I say the wrong things.
horse plap plap plap plap (hes shaking his head and tounge)
>>217318825the reason people hate chrome is because of their anti-consumer practices, not because of the company (although i'm sure that's a secondary consideration for many). the architecture is solid though, and that's why brave is solid
just did an obscene amount of poo
apparently American Pharoah is the next sunday silence...
good morning saars
you aren't allowed to post the horses
>>217318942extremely low quality post
>>217318790need more room for nigerians, pakis, jeets and chechens
extremely big news
>>217318968cuck
>>217319007done him
>go on reels>click the liked by your friends tab >Something a girl I was seeing pops up>It's a witch casting a spell with the text "removing the trauma that short ugly white man gave you"Fantastic, honestly really great stuff.Knew I wouldn't like what I saw. But I clicked it anyway.
>short ugly white manktim
>>217319050>short ugly white manktim
The men of the city would contort themselves to fit into ever smaller urns. We only later learnt that the strange practice was a sort of sexual ritual for these men
>>217319007>>217319024samefag award
Diego will be here during the World Cup draw tomorrow, commentating on it live
>>217318873most of the chrome criticism ive read is based on hating google but fair enoughany particular reason you dont use chromium then? it's the same "architecture" without the anti-consumerism, plus no bizarre crypto stuff
i'm such a retard it's amazing I'm able to hold a job
only took 2 year for them to add this
>>217319160me? genius but unemployable
>>217319096Humiliation ritual.I know white ppl think the state is pro-biomass but really it's the complete opposite. The BBC knew exactly what they were doing with this fat lady. It's like how any article on the Palestine Israel war always features a screaming hijabi hag.
a dark creature emerged from the jungle and greeted us. it was a nigger. well, we didn’t know it then. back then we called them mudmen, because we thought they had covered themselves in dark mud
reading up on some news
Get geekin’
>>217319096
>>217319096I don’t know how they expect us to get along with and feel kinship with fat pedo supporting women in towels, Indian street shitters and actual Africans straight from NigeriaWe weren’t supposed to interact with these people
>>217319096this bitch needs a burqa
>>217319220
>>217319247they couldn't find one that fit hereven that hijab is made out of one of those giant tarps they use to cover football pitches when there's a concert at the stadium
need my lips surgically attached to dua lipa's arsehole
when is kitasan banner
hi im unbanned nowno more racism from me
>>217319311thoughts on niggards?
>>217319247think she's had enough cheeseburqas mate
>>217319295
>>217319096It's not the 1980's anymore you can go on the internet and get instant, private access to information on literally any topicDo these people have no capacity to look after themselves, does everything need to be spoonfed to them by the state?They'll be demanding lessons on how to wipe your arse next.
>>217319322not racist just hate niggers
>>217319311/brit/ troons love to report people for racism
>>217319341this kind of posting belongs in >>>/b/ matejust not on is it
>>217319335they're inbred troglodytes mate.
4x lush3* nice
critical mass of rorkeism has been reached in this thread
>>217319095mong award
>>217319366>>217319378It's not just the pakis though is it, although they are the worst, this attitude has started to permeate through the entire society in recent years
>>217319335the implication is their father and brothers will abuse them if they find out they're looking that stuff up on the internet
>"The best gift is the gift of releasing people from the obligation of having to buy for you"Martin Lewis, MoneySavingExpert
silly horse award
>>217319426it seriously took you 15 minutes to do that?one of the most basic ms paint jobs going? are you retarded?
>>217319095
>>217319446Famously Jewish
>>217319486um u can't say that :/
jorking off my weiner award
>>217319467it didn't take any time, i replied when i saw their reply. im not on /brit/ for every waking moment you fat spacker
>>217319436yeah i agree i just have more patience with retarded british people being lazy mongs than i do with things that should’ve never set foot on this island
>>217319467it is one button press on 4chanx which he has installed
>>21731930616th
>>217319335particularly bizarre because early screening for women is more publicly advertised than almost any other health conditionthey've been posting these up outside supermarkets for decades
>>217319426>>217319479>>217319499glad i could eviscerate you so easily
>>217319095jokes on you mate actually none of those posts were me
>>217319499i don't like your font can you change it please
>>217319518SOON!!!
>>217319518they're doing a happy dance :)
>>217319526You sausage!
>>217319523>>217319335Meanwhile men can fuck off and die
>>217318767what's up with the cat's face why is it so long
>>217319574this is true though men under 40 dont need the finger up the bum test
>>217319329ummy
>>217319446Martin Jewish
>>217319646Brilliant!
Fartin Pooish
Horse, The Poster Formerly Known As Mouse
chance would be a fine thinghahaa fine thing indeed
>>217319626Personally I think every man would benefit from the humility, vulnerability and, mayhaps, titillation offered by a paki doctor's finger up the arse
uma mousime
>>217319626And most women don't "need" their tits fondled or a pap smear so... your point? Keep up with the flow of conversation you mong.
Ok I will watch it!!
>>217319699are you enjoying Metroid Prime 4: Beyond 2025 action-adventure game developed by Retro Studios and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Switch and the Nintendo Switch 2?
>>217319711Well that's that incompetent paki absolutely murdered isn't it
^ INSERT CHEESY BREAD
always found the term "smear test" to be rather offputting
>>217319220underrated
IM ABOUT TO LEVEL UPAND YOU LOOK LIKE JUST ENOUGH XP
rather die from black arse cancer than have my prostate blasted
right lads were all getting our prostate checked then?
>>217319526mong
Michael Barrymore would've loved /brit/
>>217319574boohoo gay fellas getting arse cancer from being bummed dont deserve freebies
>>217319765no you wouldnt
!!
savagely blacking my own arse
>>217319803UM x
My Little Pussy
>>217319815Unpossible
Not a change I'm having some Nigerian doctor sticking his girthy BBF 6 inches up my battyhole and giving it a wiggle rather just die of cancer
no jeremy, you can't get prostate cancer from being bummed
harry potter and the half arsed like bitch or something
>>217319860What if like, the willy was cancerous or something
would probably end up dripping cum during my prostate examination
where's Horse
>>217319804I'm your battyberry
horsenonce (formerly mousenonce)
Feeling quite happy today :)
>>217319728it's alrightnot amazing, a bit disappointing but maybe to be expected given the 18 year gap in the seriesbunch of corporate forced open world slop tacked onto it
>>217319919thats good umbunny x
what is this nonsense about Mousey now ffs always something new with him
big day tomorrow for weekend enjoyers
wanked to samus again award
Sir Reginald Mouseworth, Baron of Mousingdale
right well that's a woman spinning her big floppy cock around
>>217319774Had it checked by the cronem earlier after I yammed a few quorn nuggets
>>217319946funny looking fanny
Is the umbunny here?
>>217320005s
https://youtu.be/qFKhUJTnC-E?si=pARi_nlCzjGhsXmvHOLY SHIT LADS
free willy
>hear barking>turn on the music>spend 20 minutes listening to dogshit that I'm sick of almost as much as the fucking barking>turn it off>it's still barking
>>217318608>I didn't know the game had Nazis in it How did management allow it
>>217320038i am x
>>217320053https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycoproteinsick shit
>>217320075You are not the umbunny
>>217320065hope its woke
might move to libya
nth for the gyaldem
I yammed these in Asda yesterday. I needed both hands to open them discretely. They taste way better than the Puds.I liked the taste so much that after I finished eating them, I went back to get two more of the M&M one which I actually bought. I ate those in the street.
might volunteer to help the homeless or something
dont care about your rorke games rorke
>>217320085There were only 66 mycoprotein nuggets
>>217319050I wish I could have spent my youth in a time before social media. When you had a bad breakup the worst the girl could do back then was slag you off to her close friends. Now she can shout about the weird noise you make when you cum to hundreds of people simultaneously
Mental how greedy he is
Why are you all saving your good posts? Clearly, after reviewing this thread, that's what you're doing
>>217320065this is going to be so shit it's not even funny
>>217320109I scran obscene amounts of those malteser reindeer, they're like crack
Mikasa would NOT have killed Eren
>>217320141what makes you say that?
>>217320145xx
So is dtfic so obsessed with heathermong hes doing his gimmicks now too
>>217320145You just responded to heathermong.
>>217320145We say yam now unc
>>217319247She doesn't need one, the veils are meant to prevent men falling to lust
>>217320149they fully yammed those non-dairy mycomilk parfaits in the street
>>217320162the fact i have a brain in my head
its obviously not going to be rorke enough for rorketheyll be flipping fat black ninjas or something and rorke will throw his keyboard to the floor
>>217320065>in early developmenliterally impossible to get excited for a game that won't see the light of day for like 6 years
>>217320174It’s not dtfic, there’s 3 canadians, dtfic still posts whining at hn
eating dijon mustard out the jar with my fingers
>>217320174No
>>217320209>there’s 3 canadiansDont believe you
>>217320180I don't bloody think so
>>217320209All me
>>217320196that an answer
>>217320151The only good think Mikasa did in the series
>>217320236One of them posted a screenshot yesterday showing that two of them use extraflags and dtfic doesn’t so that makes 3
>>217320257there hasn't been a good total war game in donkeys years mate, in fact they've got progressively worsethis will be no exception
>>217320202we're past that cultural zeitgeist at this point surely
>>217320251He's plotting a leafening
welcome to die
What the fuck is a dtfic
>>217320330Desperate to fit in Canadian, he's prone to melties
>>217320296Ridiculous
Big ahh mould patch on my roof :skull:
>>217320109You need shooting xx
Wonder what happened in there then
>>217320371HG mould spray is effective against this
>>217320357Fascinating I'll be sure avoid him then
>>217320371my bathroom is covered in this. is it dangerous?
Like one of his beloved Pocket Monsters, Mouse has used his experience to evolve into Horse
ok but why does he nonce the horses
>>217320392Applied white vinegar and got it to this state but think I need something more heavy duty to finish it off>>217320395Well it's certainly not ideal
>>217320422Just use diluted bleach
Why does Geoffrey Epstein hold so much importance to the US government and houses? Why are they demanding that some random rich paedo guy's 'files' be opened?
Listening to Setaoc Mass.
desp mode activated
don't like my new keyboard :/
>>217320383this is what gazza was really referencing during euro 96
anyone know if the moldovan that listens to setaoc mass is in?
>>217320438That alright to use against paint? What ratio?
>>217320439you're right donald we should move on and forget about it
>>217320422I used a bleach and water solution which would get rid of the mould for a while but it kept coming back. Then I used HG spray which is stronger stuff and it didn't come back.
>>217320479Ten parts water to one part bleachThe paint should be fine but getting rid of that mould is important or you'll turn out like Jordan Peterson
>>217320489>>217320507Cheers lads
wish i was canadian
it's so rare that i piss standing up, i've forgotten if you're supposed to get the balls out too or just the willy
>>217320545i piss fully naked
>>217320545i pull my pants down all the way feels good man
>>217320543You wish you were Canadian in the past?
just bizarre that it's summer in canada right nowbizarre upside down world
>>217320545I stand with my legs far apart and well behind the toilet. Piss splashback has a way of hitting your legs and feet if you stand too close.
what should i get brotherberg for crimbo
>>217320570what? fucking what????
I poo standing up
>>217320609you said you wish you were canadian in the past >>217320543
this nigga pisses standing like this
>>217320608Crossbow
>>217320630no i didnt. moron
um
>>217320599imagine dtfic's poor mother crying as they lower her sad little son into his grave, never to make another snarky little comment again on an anonymous imageborad general for the discussion of british culture
>>217320608Boots voucher
>>217320642This guy really bothers you doesn't he
>>217320642
But you get 20 years for selling drugs make it make sense
>>217320676Those lads last year got 13 years each for selling those jailbroken firesticks
>>217320633As a matter of fact I doEspecially if it's right before bed or during the nightIf I stand normally, a few drops splash back onto me. How do I know this? Because when I sleep in only my boxers, I've felt the drops hitting my skin.Try it yourselves. Piss how you normally would but naked. Chances are you'll feel drips from the water bowl hitting the top of your feet and knees.
>>217320670he died alonea long long time ago
I will of course be posting the n word as the first /brit/ post of 2026 and there's little to nothing you can do about that
>>217320371That's not a roof.
>>217320676cronem will sort him out
They were saying the Umbunny is evil
>>217320719That's sad :(
>>217320638>I wish I was CanadianAt what point in the past do you wish you'd been Canadian?
>>217320749not if i post willies and poo first
>>217320763literally nobody was saying this, liar.
>>217320608Revenant figure
>>217320784Are you the Umbunny
>>217320640MJs totally normal non-nonce bedroom where he slept with 8 yr olds
Umbunny raped me when I was 15
feels good that wokeness finally seems to be dying out, maybe we'll start getting sexy ladies in films and video games again
Now I'm paranoid about mould in my house Gonna have to do some deep cleaning soon
>>217320640mental the lengths nonces had to go to before the internet
>>217320821>Now I'm paranoid about mould in my houseAs you should
only a few more days before the rabid hordes of muslims hit the shops to try and buy up all the cheap meat to freeze it
>>217320776as long as i can remember mate why
>>217320832is mold a brand name for Xanax?
>>217320835Nun you gon do
>>217320832Fucking hell what's going on in the Peterson household Bunch of mentalists
Why do white South Africans still willingly choose to live there?
>>217320835Is that why my beef joints cost £30 now
>>217320801MJ didn't nonce them physically, but he lived through them, an idealised paradise of a childhood that was never his. His empathy allowed him in those moments to reach bliss, he could finally experience what he lost and longed for the most
>>217320867Why do White Brits still willingly choose to live here?
>>217320874mumberg unironically believes this
>>217320869Nah that's because shops are price gouging cuntsSoon as the sales go on cause they're short dated, literally hundreds of Bengalis and Pakistanis descend on them
>>217320874>His empathy allowed him in those moments to reach blisswhat like cumming and that
mental how you can't talk about
>>217320888the so-called "swedelad"
>>217320640rorke defending this rich black nonce because uh the jews or something
where’s gorpheus?
What’s all this about an umbunny
>>217320888Somalis aren't built for that
>>217320880First of all we are native to here.Second things are way worse over there than here
>>217320871Is that Umbunny?
>>217320916190's current third gimmick
>>217320912he just vanished
>>217320912At the bottom of your meds bottle
>>217320832Thanks but you made it worse
>>217320916one incel tranny who replies to himself several times
poo seal
prefer umkitten me
>>217320835muslims eat halal meat rorke, not your kuffir shite
>>217318333surprised she's not married
does anyone else have that europa.com ad belowit's making me cringe
>>217321014yeah i do
>>217321004Most meat in supermarkets is halal these days
Reckon cats will be exterminated at some point in the future, they do too much damage
>>217321014ywah i do
>>217321014screaming at the charlie kirk edit
made the new didnt i >>217315787>>217315787
>>217321014>still not having adblockers in the year of our Lord 2025what are you even doing mate
>>217321028Admittedly I spend 99% of my time in Bath and a small town outside but I have literally never seen halal meat in any supermarket and I look over every package anyway because im a calorie autist
>>217321053prefer rb salzburg x
>>217321033I will defend them with my Iife
>>217321067>>217321067
>>217321079>>217321079>>217321079
