Halo editionBorn in 1996 sub edition
so the new as it were to be
>Scottish Gaelic Look how they massacred my boy….
State of me. You niggas are quick with the linking
This was first, simple as
Der nieu
there goes rorkes dadSaving the country
I'll be making the new new
whatever happened to poleaboo
vitamind supplements and anti depression tablets dont do anything
there are also lots of german americans but they aren't proud of that either
>>217337685I hope the new Halo game turns out to be good
gropecunt lane
>>217337740Leftypol watching from a car with binoculars and a walkie talkie waiting to give the signal for phase 3 of operation: multiculture (removing the flag and putting it in a wheelie bin and running away)
Went out on the lash last nightFeel awful todayFuck me
>>217337763cope. mirtazapine has been helping me. No longer have intrusive thoughts or panic attacks.
women want men like mevirgin NEET and no uni degree
>>217337759Rarely posts, doesn't use a trip now but namefags Still 'plays' dogshit games i.e. follows trophy guides to the letter so that he can collect PSN trophies. This genuinely is all he lives for nowadays https://psnprofiles.com/Zabimaru-Bankai (it's really him)
>>217337740my body is starting to look like this
Mental how polarised immigration discourse has become and how far we have moved from just being able to have a sensible policy that would see maybe 50k net people a year from decent countries arriving. It's now either delusions of mass deportations or open border welcome the boats kiss their feet get them housed get ALL the browns here just to spite the right wing and for no practical reason other than to be cunts lunacy.
>>217337765They have big German Oktoberfest fairs and everything in some states don't they?
>>217337832>delusions of mass deportationsEverything is impossible until it's done and then suddenly it's obviousIf Trump does mass deportations then so will we
What are Americans like
might move to Hull
too much spaghetti
>>217337806Is mirtazapine expensive in Ethiopia?
>>217337832Fucking sick to death of hearing about it, it's literally the only thing people talk about
>>217337832We're a cucked country where pic being said had people screaming about Enoch Powell
>>217337878>literally the only thing people talk aboutNo it isn't you fucking poof
>>217337878good goy stick your head in the sand
>>217337867Drugs are super cheap here. We get generics from many places. India; turkey; slovenia; etc. I think 30 days worth cost me like 20 USD outta pocket maybe less.
>>217337887sir english speaker
>>217337829still larping as a troon too?
>>217337883ktim
>>217337865Wouldn't blame you if you did. I sometimes look for somewhere else to live and everywhere else in the country seems to be either way too expensive, or looks like a foreign country. And not a good foreign country like Denmark or Italy.
>>217337899Fair enough. Wonder if I should try antidepressants. Might help my shitty life.
alri
>>217337935Do you have a diagnosis? Hayley Williams wrote a song about mirtazapine https://youtu.be/Udzmoc8sA4U?si=3sm0kn8ux5h3QAOR
it could all be so simple
Putin is a Great Man of History.Undeniable at this point.
>>217337989
Working over the weekend.Fuck my black bastarding nigger life.
>>217337883Right... And good luck to Karl there... o_O
>>217337967Been diagnosed with 'pression and 'xiety in the past. I think prozac helped in the past. But on the other hand I think "you should thug it out, don't resort to drugs"
Having a fucked up sleep pattern is grim as fuck. Have to be dead silent for 10 hours while awake, then when you try to sleep at 11am you take 5 types of sleep medication and close all blackout curtains and spend an hour wearing blue-light blocking glasses and it's all for nothing because your neighbour is using an industrial sander or playing abba full blast and you can't even complain.
>>217337903
>>217337935On SSRIs for 3 months now and it's just a different kind of shit. You stop having the mood swings but you just feel nothing. You become a content little goycattle who's just happy eating gruel and staring at a blank wall 24/7. It just shuts life off.
Can't have Twitch on anymore even in the background. The ads are just fucking horrendous now
i like to be just distracted enough to not think too much, but not distracted enough that i feel out of control
>>217338025smoking weed and taking magnesium tablets before bed might help
>>217337957
So anyway, as I was saying,y wife is going to suck my cock while I'm driving later and I think that's pretty neat
>>217338025When I'm up all night like that I just plonk off into a sleep coma come morning regardless of any noise around me
>>217337834yes but for one of the largest ethnic groups they're less visible and less culturally distinct than would be expected because of the wars
>>217338036Never been able to stand twitch. Dunno how it survives. I've tried about 5 times but it's just shit all round compared to YouTube.
Literally it's like you're getting 5 minutes of the stream then 4 minutes of ads. It's fucking awful
>>217337921Isn't Hull also full of pakis?
>>217337967>Hayley Williamssexo
>>217338025Hate the biological clockberg deciding I should fall asleep in the middle of the day but giving me a burst of manuc energy at 2 in the morning when I have to get up at 6
>>217338074i only watch the one streamer
>>217338053fatman
>>217338024That's how we're made to feel as men. We're brainwashed to feel weak if we seek therapy. A lot of people who enter the field of psychiatry are just people who wanted to be well off especially in the West where it pays really well. But I had the luck of meeting an excellent psych. Try and find a middle aged man who seems to be intellectually stimulated by the field.
>>217338053it's batman
>>217338035Do you regret going on them? Do you think you'll stick with them or come off them?
>>217338105Heathermong is typing...
>brits actually say chewsdayhttps://youtu.be/DWdSITJCyRk?t=871
>>217338104>>217338112that's buntman
>>217338035stopped me getting fully hard unless i’m watching very specific porn and haven’t for a few days or i am stimulating my prostate
haven't been to a GP or any other doctor for that matter since 2015 when I registered at a new practice and did a general checkup (no issues). perfectly healthy since then, but also just turned 35 last week. think I should go, get checked for cancer of the arse and so on?
>>217337763>>217337935You may have a thyroid dysfunction problem and energy metabolism problem. Do not take SSRI's they don't solve most kinds of depression and they can make other systems of the body dysfunctional.thyroid suppression can be caused by:Chronic stressMalnutritionPUFA accumulationInflammationCalorie restrictionIron overloadEndotoxin (gut-derived stress)Low thyroid low energy production decreased oxidative metabolism decreased Mitochondrial respiration decreased ATP (cellular energy) decreased CO2 production decreased Heat production Poor temperature regulation cortisol & adrenaline spikesalso, Unstable blood sugar cortisol & adrenaline spikesHigh estrogen worsens the problem Increases histamine Impairs glucose metabolism Suppresses thyroid functionTreatment basics:Supporting thyroid-driven metabolismMaintaining stable blood sugarLowering stress hormonesOpposing excess estrogenAdequate dietary protein and calciumAvoiding polyunsaturated fats (PUFAs)
>>217338046I took magnesium. And L-tryptophan, 3 Tesco herbal sleep tablets, and a mug of camomile. Ran out of promethazine. Cannabis would keep me up. Gonna break out the earplugs soon. Mad how there isn't a simple, easily available solution to insomnia. A pill, or hypnosis tape, something. Nothing fucking works.
>>217338135>get checked for cancer of the arse and so on?It's over 40s that are at risk of that
>>217338134um
Itchy arsehole award given to me
sir multitasker
yeah so ive just raped rorke
dr schizoid is typing
>>217338176Pooey arsehole award given to Emma Watson.
>>217338148ray peat was a hack pseud
>>217338089There's a couple of areas. Spring Bank (or Spring Bankistan as locals call it). There's a mosque around there where I used to live. Last time I went past there was about 6 piles of dogshit by the fence. That's no accident. I get on fine with the foreign lads down the corner shop but when you look at those anti-immigrant riots the other summer, a lot of the worst of it was in Hull.
ralph wiggum :)
Would anyone like to buy Fire Lord Azula from the Avatar magic the gathering set off me? I'll do it for £20
>>217338163I've heard it's over 30s but then again I've also heard people have their metabolism and general fitness decline after 30.feel exactly the same as in my early 20s me.
fart on rorkes head and rape him
>>217338119I don't regret it because I would have probably topped myself if I hadn't with all the work relsted stress I had these past few months. But I will come off them as soon as my current prescription runs out. I hate how I feel now. What brothers me the most is that I used to be creative and work on hobbies to stay sane and let off steam but the drugs have genuinely killed that. One good side effect however is that they made me quit drinking. Even a little beer made me feel absolutely terrible, apparently it's a side effect some people have. I hope I can stay sober after it ends, ir at least drink more responsibly.>>217338134Apparently 1 in 10 get ED and for some it's even permanent. >>217338135Depends. Do you have a close family member who's had arse cancer? If so you might have to get that checked out. My dad had it and I had my first colonoscopy at 30.
>>217338223funny
Can NOT stop farting.
mad how many bands i used to listen to
Uber from Pall Mall to Camden Town last night at about half midnight...£54What a fucking joke lol black cab would do it for £30 probs Got the bus insteadJust stop using uber it's just pakis extorting us to ride in their knackered old dangerous Priuses with dodgy MOTs
>>217338102There's about 6 streamers I'd watch on there if I could tolerate the platform but I just watch their vods on YouTube instead because twitch makes me want to smash my computer monitor.
Me I'm 35 and haven't had achy knees or a bad lower back not even once. What is wrong with all you people
>>217338156>Cannabis would keep me upAre you sure? It doesn't do that for me. I drink coffee in the day and then smoking weed puts me to sleep right after having food
fart on rorkes head and rape him mode: ACTIVATE
sitting on rorkes fat stomach so my arsecheeks form a perfect seal and farting loud as fuck like someone blowing raspberries
i’m having unfamiliar vibes this morning. things are feeling truly surreal today. i’m unsure.
>>217338218None of what I wrote contradicts mainstream science. Also I am close to someone who is a competent medical dietitian.
>>217338232>people have their metabolism and general fitness decline after 30.ktimcould run 5k under 25 mins after a night on the pints until 3am when I was 26now I'm 32 and I can't run it under 28 mins after a long night's sleep no booze and a load of pasta the night beforeMaybe it's best to be a fat lazy slob all your life because you never notice your decline
pooing out a complete chorizo sausage and a slice of cheese
>Me I'm 35
>>217338231I'll give it 20 more posts before I take it off the market x
>>217338296comfy, nice break from the monotony, enjoy
>>217338105Yeah on the one hand I think "who cares about social pressure - if a drug helps me then maybe it's a good idea". I guess I will think about it more. Thanks for the info.>>217338245>I don't regret it because I would have probably topped myself if I hadn't Fair enough. Yeah I guess if they do genuinely help then maybe they're not a bad idea. But then if they're more of a bother than a help, like you say, it probably makes sense to come off them
>guttering's got a leak>get a bloke out to fix it>tells me all the guttering's fucked, whole house needs redoinggot him to only do the worst bits for now. £850 i didn't plan on spending today. hate spending money on outdoor house stuff.
suck rorkes willy haha rorke is gay now hahastupid gay rorke
>>217338217Jew Weinstein had her in her prime.
>>217338296you this morning
>>217338277Maybe I've mostly had the wrong type. I know there's sativa and indica, and one mongs you out and one gets you buzzing. I've got quite a delicate psyche though and messing with my mind makes me horribly paranoid.
overwatch tier list sorted by futa cock size
>>217338320you've been done mate
>>217338320he's rinsed you
insane how in 2008 we had higher salaries than Americans and our fertility rate was slightly below replacement
>>217337685are we millenials, zoomers or something else t. 96 er
>>217338348The line wasn't going up though
>>217338358you're a faggot for caring
doing a poo in some virgin's gutter and charging him £850 for it
i altered my visage in a way that was nefarious
>>217338338yeh probably. hard to know isn't it. you don't fuck about with leaky house stuff though, i put off repairs on my last flat and ended up with water coming in, wrecked lighting, and a whole roof replacing.
>>217338320I'd get a second opinion. When I needed a washing machine taking away to the tip, I got quoted £450 and £300. Then found some lads who did it (plus brought another washer up the stairs and took away a roomful of other junk) for £90. I was well pleased with myself.
i absolutely fucking stink
>>217338304Why are you carb loading for a 5k lmao
>>217338390scrap man will take a washing machine for free, you've been done
doing a poo in some virgin's washing machine and charging him £450
>he didn't buy the dip
>>217338348It's the immigunts they stole our money
violently raping my own arse at 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999mph
Is the default cooldown two mins now or is captcha once again being a complete arse
That’s Emma Watson done then.
>>217338454bit fast
>>217338446>he didn't survive childhood unmolested
>>217338413What scrap man? Rag and bone man? Haven't heard him come by in years, with his horse and cart. Shame, it's a beautiful tradition really. If there's someone I can ring who'll come and do it for nothing then I couldn't find them. I needed those other jobs doing as well anyway.
>>217338317You're not supposed to be on them permanently, just taking the edge off when things get unbearable. But I would only do it if absolutely necessary.Most people aren't exclusively depressed because of some intrinsic biological factor, it's more often a predisposition made worse by bad circumstances. You're supposed to work your issues out while on the drug to eventually come off them.Also from what I've heard they lose effectiveness over time, which I guess makes sense, your elevated serotonin levels become the new normal and coming off is that much harder.
>>217338466screeching
>>217338405don't take it too literally
charlie kirk sex neck with authentic blood lube
>>217338468he drives a van and is romanian, you put any metal object by the kerb and he'll hear it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9LBpB8GoOgYou got these fucking legends saving BritanniaFuck I wish we could do the same with the ones coming directly from Africa
>>217338517I don't think you can be leaving washing machines lying around in the street where I live. Maybe on he estate where I grew up but not here.
>>217338482una vela
>>217338482blart
no red blarts
>>217338348that wasn't organic, just a brief bubble and high demand for the pound caused by monetary policy and the light touch deregulation of the financial industry in London. what the headline describes was directly the reason 2008 hit us so hard. the pound was down 25% compared to the dollar a year later.pining after the peak of that bubble now is like whining about your hangover this morning and reminiscing about the "good old days" (last night) when you could drink all the booze you wanted with no problems.
hawk tuah, man
>>217338466..But enough about adam lanza
If Emma Watson’s fart had made me dry heave I’d feel proud.
>>217338479Makes sense, yes I read that the longer you take them, the harder it is to come off them
*approaches*
Now my bed's vibrating for no apparent reason. And I can feel a sort of buzzing through my body and my teeth hurt. What's that all about then? Was 3 Tesco herbal sleep tablets too many?
>>217338635fucking love this lad
Vibrating some cunt’s bed. He’s none the wiser.
>>217338635reckon he shags?
should I buy a house in 2026 or continue rentingI have just about enough for a 10% deposit in my area
>>217338640it's over mate they're already coming for you
>>217338669he's like 5'3
>>217338635aura
I’m lying in bed doing seemingly unending farts.
>>217338671I wouldn't buy property in the UK. Call it a gut feeling.
got a twisted sock that won't be corrected and feels like there's something stuck in it but there isn't
>>2173386835'3" and lives in a loony binso i'm going to say yes, he shags
fella who went by the name of Adolf Hitler
Yawning now but I can't keep going to sleep at this time. I get nothing done. I'll wake up at 7pm, get a couple of hours to clean and that then it's another night of sitting silently at the computer so I don't wake anyone. Another 10 hours wasted. It's unsustainable is what it is.
>>217338722oh no haha xdo you want someone to fix it for you? should just pop your shoe off haha i'll sort it out xwhat's your shoe size aha x
>>217338769Always end up with a sleep sched like this after 2 months
what piano songs are good to learn for a beginner
>>217338769>>217338784it's the vestigial "incel who stays up at night to safeguard the tribe" gene from the caveman days
>>217338807dire dire docks
>>217338807Sunburn by Musehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9SZaOJEWXU
>>217338784It's because I stayed up all night the other day waiting for my friend to tell me when he needed me to help him get home from hospital. Waited up all night and day , then texted him and he'd already come home 7 hours earlier. Didn't bother telling me. Can't start on someone whose just got out of hospital though can you. I was still fuming secretly though as you would. Sleep's been fucked since.
she buuuuuuuuuuuurrnnnnnnns like my arse
incel gene is an oxymoron
>>217338807the /brit/ theme
>>217338807minuet in g
>>217338807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2nydA8OY8k
utterly bonkers mental that fish exist
If we evolved from apes how do apes still exist.
Britain is such a fucking dump, it's an embarrassment. Lmao why is everyone here so frumpy and bloated? Everyone looks like shit
>>217338941Go tell your mum directly. Stop crying to us you incel coward.
>>217338807https://youtu.be/VLaaxhQ6EWg?si=pOMhJakmJRIq6G1R
>>217338922>fish existand they're getting freaky with it in the ocean!!
>>217338959No I'm sick of it. I got family visiting from California for the first time next week and the thought of them seeing this place is making me sick
>Born in 1996
>>217338937because new species are created when a population becomes divided in some way and the mutations build up enough as each population adapts to its new environment or lifestyle
shagging tranny milfs on grindr is so easy
>>217338980
Odds I put on some banging tunes full blast, leap out of bed and get an ice cold shower followed by 2 strong coffees, a shave, put some laundry in, open a couple of windows and stay up until at least it's dark out.Evens I go to sleep right now and wake up at 7pm and get on the cans all night like the disgusting freak that I amDubs I sleep all day and then all night somehow and get up at 5am Saturday Please not a cold shower
>>217339003grotesque post
evil ass nigga chud cat
Rorke asks questions like >>217338937 and are allowed to vote. This is how Britain is dying.
>>217339020yeah but did I ask
>>217339031winston is handsome
last night's scran CORRRRRRRdelish
>>217339009me stimulating the constipated gf's arsehole with my tongue to help her poo
training my dog to shit and piss indoors
the pooscream2
>because new species are created when a population becomes divided in some way and the mutations build up enough as each population adapts to its new environment or lifestyle
>30 years old
approach THIS
>>217338937I don't know how old the group of apes is thought to be, but we would have descended from mammals (yes mammals still exist, because the group of mammals includes current species and old species)Did you know that the last common ancestor of humans and chimps (an ancestor from which humans and chimps are descended) is thought to have lived between 5 million and 13 million years ago: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimpanzee%E2%80%93human_last_common_ancestor
>>217339046who the fucks winston
>>217339068yeah but what is his cock like
>>217339010Thank fuck
>>217339066yeah nice one spaki
>>217339086
>>217339112hello winston
>>217339049Wish I could slop out on this stuffHaving a gf really does end this sort of thing she just wouldn't partake She loves mexican too and I just really find it very meh as a cuisine
Halfway through
neoliberal bull logging in
might just have to be eggs for breakfast lunch and dinner
agnosticism is correct
Might call my band New Incel Genes
south korean niggas be eating shit named gyungdaebong and it's fermented rotting chicken spleens or some shit
>>217339164can I join?
COOORRRRR
suck that dick
>>217339010>>217339094May as well get on the cans now so you pass out drunk when it's dark
>>217339191brucey need choccy..... hitler, forgive me...
suck that honkey dick you nigger bitch
picked up a jar of goosefat at the shop and it slipped right out of my hand, the top must have been slightly loose and some had escaped onto the side of the jarwith my catlike reflexes I shot my foot out to stop the glass jar smashing into a huge mess of goosefat all over the aisle, a success. Then I picked up the jar and realised it had left huge gobs of goosefat all over my suede trainer. Now home, I have wiped the shoe down with a tea towel and some persil washing up liquid, not sure there's much else I can do.
Any lads here shagging escorts this weekend?
>>217339223don't talk to her like that
>>217339259Gooseberg exacting his revenge beyond the grave
>>217339260Nope + it doesn't count
>>217339298Why not, you stupid bastard?
The year is 2042. Mousey/Horsey is still here but is now called Manticorey.
>>217339307you have to seduce a woman to make it count.
>reads 30 books>Tesla stock rises after Trump administration signals robotics push
>>217339331Diego reads a book a day. Cleverest bloke we know.
>>217339354most of it is gay porn erotic novels
>>217339331Touched one.
>>217338807Pachelbel Canon in C
you not even the fart
need a haircut but no point getting it until sunday now because if I get it today then the fresh fade will be wasted as no one will see it over the weekend (as I have no pals and don't go out)if I get it on sunday afternoon then people at toil will see it looking crisp and it will help my reputation
sucking a glutinous rice ball
sucking a pootinous golf ball
>>217339374Eating bread with nothing on like a medieval peasant
biting my fingers off
Didn't mean to reply my bad pimp
all those days in room have taken a toll
flicking bogies at my 89 year old gran
chugging gruel
rorke m8
spongebob and patrick and mr krabs and squidward and gary and sandy and larry the lobster
>>217339396Stop looking through my webcam, please.
making a post
glod
>>217339434good post
>>217339374That's a guitar song thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xjJXT0C0X4
da jooz
>>217339434you're so fucking cute
psychedelic porn crumpets
why was he buying goose fat
>>217339434i hate you so much
>>217339480to combat woke
rorke lil ugly ass dude
>>217339468>>217339483:S
>>217339331how money have you made on stonks
got no mince pies in
might learn how to play go
>>217339480lubricant
Toiling from home and the question is, lads, what to get for lunch?I suppose the BIG lunchAnd do I get the BIG Cans now or go back out letter for the chips and get the BIG cans then?
>>217339442No. Nice cock btw
mordecai fuckin rigby rule 34
wanking on all threes
>>217339480for his roast potatoes
fish
>>217339504someone's gonna have to explain this one i'm afraid
just been rubbed the wrong way
schizo says what
im a granola boy
get the trainers goosed up
having an episode
zipberg on my coat is behaving like an absolute jew
>>217339524rigby would be top
>>217339462i played this for my BIMM audition in 2007i don't know where the time has gone :(
i wish ogres were real
leftypol learning esperanto for some reason
>>217339519Eat a healthy lunch and ditch the cans. Cans are not a good habit, Canslad.
screaming a gay poo scream
Reddit meetup Baltimore 2012 group photo.jpgReddit meetup Lexington 2015 group photo.jpg
>>217339572get a new coatstein
Canslad is a fat diabetic childless wifeless man in his 50s. Quite sad really
>>217339598imagine being shorter than any of them
there is a nazi vpnfag that posts here who goes mental and dumps his schizo entire /pol/ folder if you just say da jooz to him a couple times gingernonce-tier retard lol
What happened to britfa.gs
>>217339615sc
What sort of coat is in style these days? Puffers?
>>217339633
>>217339642you're a right puffer lad
>>217339633touch grass bro ffs
>>217339633ok
cloudflare being shit again
>>217339660works on my machine
intratoil postscran walktoil time
>>217339325Or you could just skip that.
tired of living
>>217339685ok
>>217339669had to refrag a bunch of times
>>217339684If you're a spastic
>>217339685get on the ice lad
wanking
>>217339712>>217339712>>217339712
>>217339652its winter
>>217339716yeah no
siegushttps://youtu.be/5vbJij_tzmc?si=0UL_ndTtJZ9rKTWx