I want to be Russian so I can say "we don't do jokes in Russia"
And I want to be digital so I can smell her socks
>>217412098Vill inget annat än att lika i din svettiga säng och smeka din bystiga bögkropp och peta i din mun och äta dina matrester och halsmandlar och lyssna på när du fiser och peta i ditt rövhål, kyssa ditt ollon
why do you tell the jokes. we dont do that in rossiya.
What is the point of this, there are no good games that are old.Literally unplayable by today's standards.
>>217413737what mean you?
>>217415378What is the point of the good old games store.
>>217412098you do not and will not look like that thoughbeit
We do jokes in Russia doe. We like jokes about Jews and Ukrainians most of all. For example, this one:There's a pogrom in Odessa. A gang of Ukrainians enters an old Jew's house. He screams: "take whatever you want, but don't touch my little daughter Sara!" Then Sara rushes out of the neighboring room: "No, daddy, pogrom means pogrom!"
>>217412098What about this guy? >>217412621>>217413265
>>217412098There is no sex in the Soviet Union.
>>217412098are you ready for a stalin era jokeit goes something like,"did you know americans are the poorest people in the world? they can only afford to pay 10 cents for a ruble"
I expected an american flag.
