Mis EditionPrev>>217412911
just being myself (a porn addict) and doing my own thing (smacking off to disgusting and dehumanizing pornography)
what's going on bros
>>217414477What a freaky bitch
>>217414480noooooooo
Purchased the final three volumes of Dungeon Meshi at the bookstore
My days of unplayably bad PS2 screen performance are soon to be over.
>>217414491mule-chan my beloved
>>217414480hopefully shutting this entire evil immoral site down forever
>>217414507but then how will I talk to /cum/bums
>>217414497explain what this does
I GOT DEM DIAMONDSSCRAPIN'SLIDIN'UHHSPEND MY LIFE IN ALTERED STATEBACK IT UP
I saw an AMBF couple yesterday
>>217414480they're banning all the modded 4chan Gold accounts.
drinking milk
>you wake up and see thiswhat do you do?
Im shitting a lot these days
you guys were luckywas garn make a threadberg eiv kittingtonshire but dunno why chan told me had to wait 280 seconds and someone beat me to kt
Victims of child sex abuse have some of the highest rates of suicide. Isn’t it cool how a person can just get mindbroken against their will as a child and they’re just fucked forever? That “God” character is such a merry prankster. Existence is ultimately good despite all this or whatever.
>>217414522are you not in the cum discord?
>>217414534Where's the giant dicks and balls?
>>217414527the rarest outside of indian male black female.
>>217414505I prefer Falin but Marcy is good too. I have a figurine of her
this show kinda sucks so far ngl
>>217414534Who's on the bottom right? I think the others are Parasol, the wrestler from street fighter, and someone from Zelda
>>217414524It let's me use an HDMI cable with the ps2. It won't give me normal HDMI cable performance, but it will be better than it currently is with the av cables (it's unplayably bad)
>>217414548I know! I wanted to take a picture, but I was afraid of getting caught
He got snuffed and he aint do nothing
>>217414542if they can prove it happened they should get an UBI check for like $800 or something.
>>217414527>>217414548Wouldn’t that probably just reflect a black woman being a weeb or kpop faghag
i'm not saying i'd go out of my way to sniff canadian boy butts...but if an emo canadian boy from like 2006 put his pale bubble butt in my face I might take a whiff lol
>>217414542Your response is an emotional one, albeit an understandable one. Even for you to attribute an objective meaning like "evil" to abuse requires an ultimate standard of good. Why this good would allow evil is what you should be asking
Where are my gibs Trump I need a new laptop
>>217414593Are you a scatfag
>>217414592black weeb girls are tough nuts to crack, they're usually fine with being femcels.
The creepy thing about living in a small community like an island is that you see so many people who look like they could be your cousin
>>217414578why are you not on a crt
>>217414605lol
>>217414614Thats why I wanna live on an island in asia so instead of people who look like they could be my cousin it's majority chicks I want to bang
>>217414593>t. Ramona Flowers
How many schizos does /cum/ have?/brit/ has about 10
>>217414618Simply not an option (can't go into detail)
>>217414546which one?
I tried to get a femcel from work to hang out with me once and she wouldn't do it
>>217414632We have had many schizo spammers over the course of /cum/ history, but they seem to scare each other off, so we usually only have one at a time
i love halo 3 cortana
>>217414534"did any of you ladies see flask anywhere? cause otherwise you're gonna have to keep helping me up."
>>217414614which of these skin walker nests did you live on?
>>217414643Lol I asked a really fat girl for her number once at an orientation and she told me no
>>217414644Thank you for your response. We seem to get the worst of the worst, they literally feed off each other.
>>2174146452/10 would not bang
>>217414641the one with the goon channel
>>217414603no I just say this shit to make the canadians here laugh or be like "wtf is wrong with this american he's always talking about our butts >.<" i'm actually a neat freak and I hate body odor but I really would sniff a canadian boy's butt through his underwear ONLY if he's cute and feminine. a twink is pushing it because they are usually athletic and probably have smellier butts from sweat. I do enjoy my own smell though. like sticking a finger between my balls and thigh and then smelling my finger. I like how I smell
>>217414594Really I just said that shit about God to be an edgelord. I find it unlikely that he exists. And if he existed as described by Christians, I don’t think he would allow such evil to befall the innocent and defenceless.
>>217414649Lived in PEI my whole life
>>217414660and a sports channel?
PEI is stored in the balls
>>217414668We have very little clue about what an omnipotent God would or wouldn't allow
The only Flask I know of is a character in Moby Dick
>search nike shoes>amazon displays socks and jacketshuh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6P0SitRwy8
>>217414659gaaaaaaaaaaay
>>217414692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfzsMQGqrt0
I like it when there's a chuddy youtuber who has a second channel where he reviews chocolate or some shit like that
>>217414692the first result I got is Men's Court Vision Low Shoes
>>217414645she's how i always keep her in my head, but i admit to liking 4's more. and it's not just because of her feet, i really do like that last scene with her and chief. "you did it. just like you always do." breaks my heart to pieces.
>>217414692nike makes shitty shoes
I'll read a chapter or two before bed (sorry for Millergroveposting)
>>217414656If you had better machiavellians in your ranks, you’d pit the lower level schizos against the most annoying schizo until he is forced out, and then repeat the process over and over, rather than allowing them to feed off each other.
>>217414710Give me two purrrrs
>>217414725I NEEEEED TWOOOO PURRRand get to stompin in my AIR FORCE WUNS
>>217414714>go to clothing and fashion page>select shoes>filter by men'spic rel>>217414718i want cheap shoes for walmart runs
>>217414675e-sports channel
*kicks you in the stomach*
>>217414754**collapses**
>>217414754*dodges*hah u suk niggarow
>>217414749
>>217414746>balaclava and duffel bagIs Bezos trying to get you into burglary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QWzYjatCCs
>>217414763LOL
>>217414770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVu34ogUDNI
>>217414764im browsing using incognito mode kek
>>217414692lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-9CzRRO0Hc&list=RDI-9CzRRO0Hc&start_radio=1
>>217414800Baby shark doo doo doooo
I am argumentative
How about baby shart
>>217414826no ur not
im ugly, retarded, and evil
I really love this song, such an otherworldly playful feel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6_nUfY0Cv8
did someone say Sharks?
I wish I was happy
>>217414831This but I'm also a coward
"despair is most dangerous fear of all."
>our third in command is possibly dead? Let's have the captain, second in command, chief medical officer, head of engineering, and the annoying counselor follow to possible death
My pussy is hard as fuck
*offers you a pocky*
>>217414908*sounds my cock with it*
>>217414908only if i get to pretend it's a cigarette and do bad detective impressions for a minute.
>>217414921sounding is hot ngl
>>217414928sounds better than the other guy
Got new sneakers after like 2022
Internet cut out while I was playing halo fuck Comcast
goat songs are weird because the lyrics are always just some ladies yelling
Why are people acting like its hard to play halo 3 online when you can just play master chief edition
>>217414966>the case was a regular one, only i woke up on the floor in the middle of it. the dame had a pretty voice, the only problem was every sound jolting me like electric-shock. she slid a pocky out of the pack. i pushed myself to my feet and let her light it for me. the inhale-wait inhale?! i started coughing so hard i nearly threw my back out. "are you trying to kill me?! that's a stick of pretzel with chocolate on it!"
>>217414999Who said it was hard nigga the only thing hard is some anons pussy
>>217414999I'd have to buy a 360 mic and set up xbox live again. Too much work
How bad are Paxil withdrawals
I fucking hate that I sleep on a flipped schedule against my will like how do you guys fix a flipped sleep schedule?
It’s annoying how YouTube doesn’t seem to have an option for people who can understand multiple languages, and does that AI slop autodub bullshit by default on everything other than the main language you select
>>217415030Xbox live is dead, now they only have Gay Pass. it's ultimately like buying a new Xbox every year.
>>217415053Is it really called the Gay Pass?
>>217415027people on twitter are trying to join original halo 3 lobbies and hosting them for some reason instead of just playing mcc
swear i saw a porno featuring that woman
Third trip to the terlit in like an hour award
lmao
>>217414908Made outfits look like shit
>>217415039it's actually pretty easy. push it forward one hour, night by night. er, day by day,im your case. stay up one hour later than you did the last day, and it'll sort of shift into place. the hard part is not night-owl'ing anymore, but that requires more self-control than i've ever had. 'oh, i'll just read quietly until i fall asleep', then the next thing you know the sun has come up and this whole wikipedia article about alcatraz seems really stupid to have read in its entirety.
>>217415061They are gay boomers who can't handle pc players
>>217415063ate the indian food again, didnt'cha
https://youtu.be/soAryZbq930?si=VfReWj0H2u6RjxpEIM FARTING AND SHITTING
>>217415069*Maid
>>217415081im cumming
>>217415079Nah, it’s caffeine
>>217415069maybe if you're a homofag
Just learned that a peanut btfo all the vtuber trannies at the streamer awards
>>217415111no idea what ur talmbout lil nigga
A new American is born
>>217415126African American*
If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by.
>>217415132white births are at a standstill
I think this evening I’d like to spend some time moving erratically, flailing around, screaming, and making otherwise strange or retarded noises as loud as possible. I’m a danger to myself and others lol.
>>217415137but if you fall asleep by the river, you'll find out which of your enemies still live.
>>217415137and the one who felled them will stomp all over your grass and demand money or cows from you.
that leaf always freaks me out.....yea you know the one
*enters thread to this song*https://youtu.be/-vkqC72sAkUSup niggys
>>217415106Nah. They're just boring and usually unflattering. Japan has weird autistic fixations on tropes, it's like if you presented them with an original idea they wouldn't know what to think about it and would therefore reject it
>>217415137I love you peanutposter <3
They're good mates apparently
>>217415182are both males?
>>217415182seeing this made my skin crawl. i had that shuddering feeling you get when you're really grossed out
>>217415148Your brown ass is on fire
>>217415148black americans have pretty much exactly the same fertility rate as whites
>>217415203you can't say that
>>217415220If you separate hispanic blacks and non-hispanic blacks they actually have a lower fertility rate
im irredeemably lazy and should be shot i think
dont entirely understand the point of life
why did HispanX have to divvy up our census system into a hundred million categories. you're either white or black, that's the end of it.
>>217415244lets kill ourselves
>>217415246They imported their mongrel race classification
>>217415233are you me?
>>217415249hilarious that she's belongs to a rare group of human females that actually feel disgust and embarrassment
>>217415182hot as fuck. wish I was doing that with a canadian boy rn
Helped jump start a lady's card who was stuck in the middle of the road tonight.That was my good deed for the day, what was yours?
>>217415246The stupidity of it is that Hispanic generally refers to Siberian-Americans in the U.S. census, and not Spanish people.If you want to use broad racial categories, you should probably have Europeans, Sub-Saharan Africans, Semites (MENA+Jews), Indian Subcontinent, and East Asia. “Native Americans” should either get their own category, or be a subset of East Asia. There are other smaller groups like Australian Abos etc, but you could probably shove all those groups into some sort of Other/Misc category unless their migrant numbers got high.
>>217415300I gave my grubhub driver a tip
>>217415300had to clean up the mess that some other retard caused at work, so I'm excused from having to do any deeds today.
>>217415307How much and how far was the store
Smoked a bit of weed and god has sent me a message he says I should call in to work tomorrow
>>217415300I’m at the tail end of a bad flu and basically slept all day
>>217415316$5.50store was 3 miles away
>>217415324Lazy ass
>>217415332not bad, good job
>>217415276Huh? Women cringe and get the ick over everything
Eating cinnamon cupcakes and drinking egg nog
>>217415333and weed addicts say smoking doesn't make you lazy lmao
just got done watching the movie 1917 by the brits. gotta say, the germans really knew what they were doing even though they lost. their trenches were way better constructed.
>>217415392this dude is in China
>>217415392They got stabbed in the back
Chiggas in Paris
>>217415377it doesn't, it makes you hyper focused on whatever you're doing. so you have to make sure you start doing something productive and then smoke.
>>217415415so why you calling into work, lazy ass
goodnight
ziggas in paris(what macaroni pretends is gonna happen any day now if we don't give another quintillion dollars to poo graine)
The scariest part of the episode was remember white people used to massacre groups of people then go home to their families and sleep like babies.
if I had a quintillion dollars I would invest it into the federal reserve at 20% interest compounded annually
>>217415464Blacks do that to this day
woah a chyna flaghow you even get a chynese ip that doesnt block 4chan you see em occasionally
>>217415408by who? the italians? again??
Picture this: You take a bunch of edibles and then when they kick in, you sit in a hot bubblebath in the dark (with lit candles for ambience) and listen to OneyPlays compilations while polishing off a six-pack of brewskis.
>>217415504what a life
>>217415503nazis came to power on the backs of claiming germany wasnt defeated and was stabbed in the back by tratorspeople actually believed this cause the front line didnt move too much so many civilians never saw the war so when it was declared lost many german nationalists saw it as a betrayal
>>217415504that sounds gay as fuck and it sounds like you added the beers to make it sound less gay.
https://youtu.be/LyN2VYaryJ0?si=mnmR-PWCeAVhThZI
>>217415513Hell yeah>>217415545I added the beers to my belly dude.
jason statham made a deal with our government because the only english movies here are ones with him in it. no other foreign actors are allowed to post their movies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnBXwj6iUI
I look like this. Is it over?
>>217415585no you could be like Helen Andrews and become a nerdgirl
>>217415585>have women ruined the worldyesall social ills stem from women
>>217415585based femchud
>>217415584Not even john cena?
no, ice cream man can post
>>217415629John Cena looooves China
Bing chilling
>>217415418why are you so eager to earn for the tiny hat people?
Corn Cena
>ruins an entire continentnothing personal kids
>>217415172phwoar dat kittington hella gucci-arsed
>>217415300helped a lady from hendrix'ing herself. you know the funny thing? she was less bothered by the peril she was in and more that her hair had been in the toilet bowl. i mean, i don't blame her, but she had no awareness, "dummy, if you hadn't been flipped onto your stomach" well. what are friends for, right? psh.
>>217415244NOIDEDNOIDED
schizo hours?
tears flowing down my cheeks as i write an email to bfberg to give me another chance
>>217415755damn that suuuucks
>>217415717not yet.
>>217415657just asking why you're addicted to weed and so lazy is all, no need to sperg out
I guess I’ll have myself a beer
>>217415924beer more like queer haha
hungover at work award
i'm a stupid faggot retard to be quite honest
>>217415956I think you're better than that
>>217415935Fuck you got me
>>217415937queasy and headache-y hungover or trembling, sweating hungover?
Throat feels scratchy and my voice is a little weird. Thinking I might be overusing it or just getting sick
Gonna have a wank then sleep before the ol wagecage tomorrow
>>217416111>overusing itTaking a lot of cock lately?
I was in a dark place mentally but then I put on some ASMR and now I'm good
The lolcow update channel uploaded twice today, I feel so spoilt
https://youtu.be/lN_cfmAiM9U?si=2y98bPgtPoVHJkzj
Salt water gargling and drinking water. Might have tea with lemon and honey
>>217415244Like comment subscribe and hit that bell
Yuri is better than yaoi you're a foid if you disagree
>>217416469these are words indeed
doing some light reading
Car in front of me stopped dead for no reason
>>217416495did you stop as well
What do you do when you and a beautiful Goddess are waiting at a red light, do you let yourself look at her and risk her looking at you and realize she's being stared at
>>217416486>the Jew undermines democracy That's rich coming from Hitler
>>217416518he's still not wrong
>>217416503Drove past
>>217416531didn't stop to help?
>>217416540NMP
You know sharting and walking around with mushy shit running down your leg is bad but walking around with a corn cob in your pants might be even worse
>>217416518Hitler was legally elected by the German people
*bites a turd and lights the other end like a cigar*
I hate it when people act like eugenics don't work. Always making up excuses why this or that is in a shitty state. Face the truth, mate.
We should all tell each other when we jerk off so we can do it together
I'm the world's gayest nigger
>mateSomething about a German who thinks he's British is just pathetic
Boar Lore This Day In History Fact: 8th December, 1986.>While taking off from the Sargodha airbase, an F-16 jet of the Pakistani Air Force collided with a wild boar... breaking the nose gear and causing the two pilots to eject!>The aircraft caught fire and was destroyed completely.
Pumping out piss like a firehouse all over my fucking face
>>217416694You're saltyFace the truth
>>217416694>Europeans usually learn British (European) EnglishWhoa
>>217416523>>217416633The NSDAP never gained a majority. After winning like 35% Hitler was awarded the chancellorship by conservatives who thought he'd be moderated. Even after suppressing the opposition in the next election they didn't get a majority.
>>217416633for some reason a lot of people don't seem to believe this even though it's obvious
You ever feel like you're carrying a thread by yourself like Atlas holding up the world
>>217416671Let me guess, it was never really tried?
At least Atlast had Hercules to spot him
My thermostat is so fucking high lol
>>217416746you wanna set it down and relax, atty? the way you're carrying it, i think most of us would rather see it dropped.
>>217416728Do you not understand how proportional representation parliaments work? It’s not the norm for anyone to get majorities. This isn’t the U.S. House of Representatives we’re talking about.
>>217416728you'll be amazed to find out that europoors still use proportional representation in 2025
>>217416793>>217416826Yeah. Just saying he wasn't elected by the German people. That's in line with the 1919 constitution, but the decision of the conservatives to form a coalition was their choice, and he subsequently dismantled the democratic system.
What if blood and pee switched places
>>217416843It’s called a state of exception. FDR also took an extra third term around the same time.
>>217416749Eugenics is when the top 30% have a TFR double as high as the rest for four or five generations straight.
I’m such a penis captain
democracy is fake and gay
>>217416865FDR didn't have Republicans imprisoned in torture chambers or concentration camps, and there was no constitutional term limit at the time..
FDR was a communist traitor. faggot knew about pearl harbor and just let it happen
>>217416872Top 30% defined by what?
>>217416932cock and tit size
I'm so tired I can hear voices
>muh atrocity propagandalol ur jewish
>>217416965Get his ass
>>217416932Native tax payers
>>217416912Putting the Japanese in internment camps is totally different from Jews in internment camps, right?
>>217417092Nobody was tortured, starved, gassed, etc. This was going on even before the extermination centers were set up.
find it funny how so many 4channers are obsessed with history while being entirely retarded about history
>>217417124Americans committed all kinds of war crimes against the Japanese. Example:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_mutilation_of_Japanese_war_dead
nigga cited wikipedia
>>217417196Would you rather I link to some paywalled academic journal that you can’t read
nigga acting like 12ft.io don't exist
>gate information for my connecting flight isn't available until less than an hour before takeoff
>>217417235How about gape information for your connecting fuck
>absolutely abhorrent post
just ate 20 mozzarella sticks. burp
makes me rock hard when latina girls say 'sumteeng' instead of 'something'
Im a big fan of the English language
i only like brown girls & white girls w blonde hair. which kinda makes sense considering i am half peruvian half german, those were the girls my ancestors fricked.
>>217418209
someone nearby in the gate area is eating a cinnamon roll or something and it smells FUCKING delicious.
>>217417260lol
>>217418402Sorry, I farted
>>217417184true and it continued even after the war. the wholesale rape and mistreatment of the japanese continued for years it makes me sad whenever I think about it. and by those supposedly "greatest generation" what a load of shit
seems like my cousin had a 'fansly' link but deleted her profile on thereIs fansly a porn site like onlyfans or is there sfw content too?
>>217418502it's porn
>>217418502It's subscription based streaming/social media with no restrictions. So ya
>>217418530>>217418566but technically even onlyfans has some sfw content on there right?
>>217418600Yes
>>217418600I mean yeah but usually people use patreon for sfw normal stuff you wouldn't go to onlyfans due to the implications same for fansly. your cousin was trying to do porn bro and probably deleted it cuz she got zero (0) fucking engagement and embarrassed herself
>>217417124muh 6 billion. boo hoono one cares about your fairy tale any more
i support internet censorship
i support internet firewallsthirdies should not be in the same space as me
I support internet
>>217418860very canadian opinion i've got to say
imbibing the morning coffee
>>217418886So true
>>217417184I'm talking about the home front.
>>217414668>>217414689I'm really surprised that people still don't know what the decision to eat the apple really signified, and the effect it had on existence going forward. A real shame, in a sense, yet completely sensible atheism arises exclusively in ignorance. A greater shame ignorance is a choice.
robbing onlyfans models is an untapped market I think
>>217419036>>217419036
>>217418953sorry, canadian. you'd be locked off too.your pm has been letting in too many untouchable brownies
>>217418998Atheism seems to come from a lackthereof thoughbeit
